Special on the social media channel the estimable sam around sammy was shaken they for now use the familiar semi but some cats dont think. Now we were talking a little shot before we went on these comedy specials people look at them and you get paid to go out look like a stone killer but theres a lot agita branching up to doing one of these you gotta pull it together tell me about your process well d you know you feel like youre ready before youre ready because the crowds on the road are so giving so yeah sometimes im like im already in then i have to remind myself its been 8 months like let it marinate never see what is a club in a major city that you would trust as a true arbiter i dont know if i try to give you i dont trust any of them because new york the seller is so giving in i think you just got to trust yourself you have to you have to like. You have to feel ready and then give it like another 3 to 6 months thats interesting so add a little its like building a house its always going to cost more and take another yeah yes is there through line or is it just you like to string tinsel off of maine for years and i would always do a story at some point in the hour because just to break up the rhythm its a lot of topical stuff a lot of me too jokes a lot of stuff about guns a lot of stuff about School Shootings and anything that feels you know unfortunately timely point thats and thats a hard one to navigate my friend what do you. Well i guess that would be part of the 3 months because you better make sure youre on the near side of that as opposed to the far side i can go horribly askew it any given moment can it i want to make sure at this point when youre young you just ill say anything thats funny but at this point i want to and i think when you when you do a little longer youre like i want this to feel right i want this to feel like im not going to regret this horribly because i look back at some jokes early on my god thats going to live forever and im thrilled that thats going to live forever. Its just business at some point now sam as you listen youre always kind of stuff i look back on certain jokes and im sheepish about them im telling you youre over it now in a 2nd if you make the wrong joke that boggles my mind we were talking earlier there was a hiver though oh youre i mean i feel like i did give me an example i did it i did a 8 minute joke about a dead baby in my last special the baby got eaten by an alligator disney so i was working out a joke one night just working out of the cellar and i said you know i mean this sound like one of those gun nuts but i think that baby were armed and still be with us you know and someone walked out furious about this long email and i just kind of some comics get pretty mad at that type of email but i think well thats a bit right there so i start reading her email and every line is im saying that 8 minute bit out of it so sometimes you can just turn the outrage in the material you know i agree with you that there are certain things where you can still strive but there are certain certain topics in this country and i do think your over what topics you think are the most dangerous for some odd reason right now it seems to be a particularly thin skinned time for transgenderism which i dont really get i listen i dont have anybody any guy comes to me at some point says im a woman i think god bless you you know youve got to youve got to figure that out i assume theyre at a point where theyre suicidal the fact that theyre now fabric boggles my mind i used to make fun of bruce jenner. Bruce jenner yeah when i didnt quite get what was happening i made fun of them and then to reach the point where hes going to need s. P. N. Courage award you realized you go after jenner now its a headache you probably dont want but yet some people just dont write off an entire hour that is what and thats what fascinates me at least is sometimes you hear a joke they dont like and now they write off. After your entire hour and its like whatever happened to said that one job maybe this isnt your top and maybe this one isnt for you its not you its not its not for you i admit that there are certain topics that maybe i dont love but i dont write off a human being based on one of those topics it is a good scene blood comes down summarily fred and my mom will read reviews on me that are bad and sometimes theyre not even like bring up like a trip advisor if you like its the wall street journal or the times panny me im like mom this is one old lady on trip advisor i got a one star review and it started with december 14th sam rail is inappropriate and i was like you given the time and date like its pearl harbor you know like relax its one bad show. You know what its funny i was on a trip recently with some other people i didnt know and they were asking me about comedians eidetic and i told him about norman yeah i think in terms of certifiable genius he always makes me laugh even when its awkward so i say well norman donalds a great comedian they dont know him theyre a little. Kind of tertiary early in gauged in the comedy business like anybody should own norman my book but theres so maybe where you go if hes in your neighborhood you might want to see more right after i say that i realize its not like recommended brian regan or sebastian where you know its going to be a kill shot on any given night im thinking more is genius but you never know when it can go off the road and i get it you know from the lady around a month later after this trip i met her and she said hey your friend norman picked. Right away i know theres trouble to go out of norman is is appearing tonight and were going to go over and see you and then the next day its so funny i get back up email sent and you better call your friend i think so. And i could sit in the living room of norman well this is in the arm well lets lets go there its like when youre on a date with somebody early on yes what movies they like and you can tell us something when im with a comedian i always bring up norm hes a litmus test for me yeah about your feelings about the great Norm Macdonald yeah when a girl gives a movie a movie fan so if someones on a day and i say whats your Favorite Movie the girl says love actually im like. Is this really going to work you know you like cheesy rom com i have no problem with a rom com but lets watch a good one lets watch annie hall when harry met sally is something you dont want to watch you just. You know love actually theres a road runner cloud head and i dont mind it to be i find it to be a just kind of a boring movie i dont know i would go maybe watch it once and i was just like she went she turned off played again sam and then made me watch that and i was like yeah this is enough to say that we have no future. Now let me. Did you 1st start doing comedy i know youre 33 now as an avocation right out of college yeah i was again its funny when you described me as a go before they go rising star is so funny like 15 years in and youre like its the only profession where youve been doing it 15 years you know like youre still a rookie you know if i was a Football Player id kill like 2 wives by now i was i think i was working more of the 2nd special people get thrown the 1st one and you know then then you see who the players are you get that one well i delivered i did a half hour with an album than i did an hour and now this is the 3rd hour material kind of given the Comedy Central and. Yeah its it takes a while to get that 1st one that youre pleased with and if you look back you know like what the hell was i doing thats horrible so im sure ill hate this one in a few months i remember when i 1st you know i had always kind of in my head thought id like to try comedy but then i saw belzer one night a catch in the late seventys where he was just like anton levey meets star 10 yet it was dark he was ripping it up i just got to do that ive got to try that when did you 1st when did it 1st click that you had the child i love stand up and i remember seeing david tell laiva carolina kind of just ive never seen someone that brilliant but funny and silly and saying dark things that were just so i mean to tell can say so much in one line and i kind of i will always review. Allowed to go in a duo with Somebody Just yeah. But i dont see that. Yes i would tell really was one i mean id listen to comedy albums a lot member like listening to rock in the ninetys and listening. You hear that stuff and you think how i remember one time i was listening to a chris rock cd with the new and it was Just Brilliant writing and i was i was a kid i probably didnt get most of it for 12 and my mom she saw me laughing like what does he listen to she grabbed at. Listen i just saw the look of horror on her face and what he was saying and then switched to her laughing so hard although thats kind of beautiful that he can Say Something in a premise that may be off putting and then thats and it will limit your mom to his cool yeah its very cool to watch that youre you forget that these people. Could laugh at rock and stuff like that because theyre always d in the guise of being in the why is a killer parent totally and that was to me here to see that in some way that was to her it grabbed her yeah you know you were all in then the rock gets up 116 i think 15 i hear these stories did you 1st have the courage and tell me about the night you jumped up i was 18 it was horrible New York New York city i took a class at the comic strip with my friend joe mackie who still is still one of my best friends and i just met him in this comedy class at the comics and its the class of the comic strip the good member him yes i do hes a great guy and he was very encouraging and to be honest some people were like comedy class it was great for me because i was doing open mike so that was one place where people would listen and be supportive and i needed one place to strip us of our i started and i have some brutal memories but i do remember it gave me rhino skin at some point you cannot do this man to get in shut up and dont get in yeah its up front yeah the strip really about the rhino skin thats crazy i remember my audition you know as you said going on 230 you go on after the regular show so then i auditioned and you pull that card out a 6 i got dead last i got 6 so thats like after the regular show 5 comics were amateurs. I was just praying that the guy before me wasnt horrible he had a nervous breakdown on stage and walked 70 had to be 80 people before i go on an audition im just watching this guy like i hate this guy so much just get it get off stage you walk in everybody and hes walking everybody and then i find. Really went on and i just i think the fact that i didnt anik they let me work there because i just kind of tried to talk to the last 10 people tried to weave in the jokes but. Yeah so many nights like i just love the streets jargon to hear. The 700 say well youre going to d pay for this and in my head im like theres one more dude just give me 5 minutes im just walking them all watching the mall walk you know when you look at it today said honest to god you talk about barking in times square just to get a few people in here who think about today with social media what a blessing that is i mean kids can put a block i dont like the old man who doesnt know the lingo but they put a blast up about a show you know to get more leash to not stand in their old and you still they still bark though now they still do that because when youre stoned you dont have any fans on social media and also i think its a blessing and a curse because being a kid now like oh my god like the Cyber Bullying and the psychological torment that most what they must go through like id rather get beaten up by bullies and science square and yeah exactly. The pretzel she really. She really taught me to. Did you did the barking help your chops because you know plentiful no no no no no because i would not look at my energy im not a bar im not the guy was a comedy show tonight i was i was this no one is coming to see a show with this salesmanship theres no enthusiasm in my voice seemed to me this is. Theres nothing that puts me off a comedian more when its too because i always think they not have the stuff because this is hardly a hard sell here i just want to hear a couple things of nuance where i go its an intriguing mind when its all energy i think is there anything youre a amik if youre a person in times square from like down brasco they want to what we got the best show ever and we get the best food next to a bubble gum shrimp if you ever had that this is a 5 star meal carnival bar right after the break. Sam r. L. Who. Returns they answer some rapid fire questions its a rorschach test say theyre going to split plus one. Ok. Thanks. To. Your government our government and all the other major governments of the world know whats going to happen and when its going to. But they havent told you and they havent told me they havent announced. Imagine something as big as the earth. Is going to cause tidal waves or earthquakes volcanoes are going to wrapped and its going to hell. So very for a while right. My great grandfathers. Nobody would care about the law or prison so youd have wallace the should have. A terrible life between them and the. A welcome back to Dennis Miller plus one with comedian sam morale would play this role yeah baby i want to see what makes your mind work just like ones out there you knock them off like patty rafters and that someone who or something who inspires you i mean anyone who just pursues you know great writing anyway i will be listening to Leonard Cohen song and i think mandisa great writer in his music so someones going to go outside of comedy if they want to come because. He controls a room with Minimal Energy and i kind of respect that he can remember so much of the garden and he just controlled everyone a room that big with this low energy with a how do you see that i always like that play where a guy hold a little bit back and make them come to it and say i can see that energy in you man guilty pleasure. Just chunk ive been drinking less alcohol so junk food has been real like. Sugar just garbage fruit anything anything that gives me any rush i member one time i was in a in a deli like it just a korean deli with jeff ross and david tell it like 4 am and a teller just grabbing all these candies because hes sober now and hes just explaining the different rush each candy gives you and all this is whole areas to be just like the sugar is and sugar is horrible for you this is killing you right but its better than the other stuff thats killing the guy a break and. Quite. Like a pharmacist would break the border because thats what it is really cadbury choc is this one home after a 3rd show and i got a wine go to and i smell carmello you need a boost try to hide to careen candy will live to write. Something we should all be paying more attention to but your look on it tells me youre not a Business People want to Pay AttentionPay Attention what are you paying attention what do i Pay Attention to is my own as a grab your of course think about it its on every News Networks of course it grabs you i mean when i hear widespread panic i know thats how they get their ratings by just fear thats all it is but when im on the road and i fly every week yeah and when i share microphone with 3 comics ive never met at every gig yeah sure its him do what you can im no longer vamping coronavirus spores if you dont if you dont know what i mean i said ive got to do my part here so. You know how i can tell its bad is that i heard that walmart is doing 30. 00 check ups and you know how fucked our country is when walmart decides to step up to the plate weve got a red light special think. Its like its a greeter does it. But its either yeah but you can tell its bad when when walmart stepping up and when they decide to be good and anytime i see amazon or any company thats major doing no good im like the you know me happened to. They absolutely huge monolith all of sudden becoming the mom and pop shop i got to think of more but yet corona really is. It really is i mean this is its something its simply something were going to italy its been italy has been known to do things and fishery shows insanity thing. The embrace. Keep everybody indoors and the embrace that again theyre a little bit reactionary over there i no i dont think biden is a fix fox i saw biden speaking today and i remember thinking it looks to me like the only thing he doesnt have at this point is coronavirus versus trump its going to be who would you prefer a drunk driver or someone who keeps falling asleep at the wheel. He never steps sort of another step sort of debate stage and by going to see him saying such an easy play for him to go i will not normalize this man i know hes going to do that he doesnt want to elicit drugs got his weaklings i dont think biden at this point is exactly no coward enough to isolate them and work on them i like that only options are just old old its so bernie its like bernie i kind of relate to that because he he debates the way argue with every girlfriend ive ever dated you know i mean look he knows he doesnt have a shop he just wants to get his ideas heard thats thats me every relationship i respect stranded on a Deserted Island what 3 things do you bring with you. I mean you cant say a boat right so lets. Sit in a Desert Island my girlfriend so i can have someone to complain to yeah i dont even want sex i just want an ear to listen to me whine thats all i need. And. One of those chargers for my phone one of those i would least like it like a 2nd birth and the like. Of course a 3rd one i dont know what you know its funny. You have such a bible baggio i feel like im asking you to. Dinner with this guy hes so do or and maybe what ive done tablets so i can drink some of the water that the movies are let me off the beautiful something on your bucket list manuf would you want what do you got life you have i dont know i didnt want to im just like grateful when i am healthy and my familys healthy and you know my girlfriends like happy and i just want to i just want peace and happiness and i thats all i want are you happy right now i dont know i cant tell do you think that i sometimes feel when im particularly happy i jinxed it if i acquiesce to happiness and yeah well now what do i get hammered from left field or its weird i get nervous when things are going well that something something bad is coming to me right around the corner seems that a legit feeling to me though people always act like thats some outlier emotion i know. Things are going horrible you think right around the corner there might be a Silver Lining if youre in Silver Lining ville wack i couldnt allow if im happy but i can i feel. I know how to make myself happy a little better than i did was medicine if you have tools but i dont i would say im not unhappy im not im kind of i drift sam we put up that you were coming on and some of your friends put up some social Media Questions let me you this is an odd one that you always hear at parties and i dont know the comedians quite think like this but catherine. Marx on Facebook Says whats the funniest joke youve ever heard you know there are jokes there are codify it and well i have a i am big pentameter and then there are funny things that people say that can wipe you out do you remember any particulars or devastated i mean theres any Rodney Dangerfield line kills me any david tell any david told jokes off the album skanks for the memory. Of ever remember he had a joke when he said you remember when youre young and you think your dad is superman and then you grow up and you realize hes just a drunk who wears a cape. But me but really you know on so many levels thats like a layered one liner man and so theres a comedian David Feldman who was a San Francisco guy and it always made the pain of him and being up dressed as a clown going out to do kids parties was one of those things because he had the most sardonic thing but the make is is rice boy you had to go out and do these daytime telegrams without but he said to me once this is the the hippie is this is brief of an amount of words you can use and still be brilliant he said i think that english is the crime to look crime of languages. Thats really good i mean it was like well mike apple in the comics had a joke was that im im jewish. I will use german describe jewish am. I wrong i love jokes like that lester tracing on facebook is Comedy Central easy to work with and what made you choose Comedy Central over netflix or the other outlets well every network passed on this hour so thats why a lot of myself yeah i every network i i done my 1st 2 with Comedy Central and then i decided to come out here and run the hour and everyone passed netflix h. B. O. Amazon and then. I went back to new york to run it and there was a chance that h. B. O. Was interested in and they kind of said they werent and then i said this is too good an hour to just come back to l. A. And i said all right so i came back here and ran again up and went back to new york when again nothing and i told my agent im hiring people to shoot it right im not wait i talk to jim gaffigan and i said what would you do in my scenario and he said shoot you cant wait for these idiots to come around on you so i trust him listen and that are you to channel my daughter in law works there. Producer on a show called it stars a young lady i dont mean to miss the show but its allies a coach she gives her name is one of those younger women like 21 does a young girl for an attic life thing comedy do you know that the for they dont give out numbers are pretty hard not worry about given you download but 1st the 1st episode of the season 3 got 85000000 downloads telling me about the show eliza and i i dont know or i dont think im supposed to know shes is very popular and then i said hey how that roll up 85000000 downloads well i think you got to make your own you have to make your own noise because you cant wait for them to come around you and a lot of the comics i looked up to it took them a while you know its not like they were overnight sensations theres a couple here and there but you know everyone past i knew was a good. And i was proud of it so shot it myself then once it was shot Comedy Central said we could put this on our you tube channel and they did that with my last one but there was an added 33 minutes you know and that was tough for me and now you know im compete against the best comics in the world youre never break it up no way. So they they said well put it out no ad so the the money hit was pretty rough but also. You know you get way more yeah you balling cars there look captains genius i dont remember him breaking when he was still in the amniotic sac at some point you know you got to hang in there and and i felt like i was kind of pushed by oh like i had the right guy david tell i told is doing this he offered a lot of money to put up and i couldnt accept because i didnt think i would make it back so. It was a great men and you know those guys tell me that this was the right way to go and you know it makes ive always said that rejection never makes you a worse comic as long as you dont become super bitter ive seen some people get really bitter and that all it will do you end but if you just have a little chip. Its not its not going to hurt yeah its not going to hurt your and youve got to think shway your ship out there. You cant make brutish you know want to go up there with a hunchback but you know nice a little fling a nice little chip and you know. I think the next hour will be even better i think you just got to keep doing your own thing and you cant you cant control when they take notice but you know thats the one good thing about social media is you can kind of you can make your own now i love season it by the horns and go on on you tube channel and believe me youve got a great gloat story down the road when this all you know listen Everybody Loves a story where i remember that post on me for that. Jeremy young ass who was your favorite comedian growing up i know the tell but i was wondering if theres anybody of the older school and who do you look up to now that youre in the business i can tell obi wan is a tell. You know if you want to go its kind of like yoda in the new one will know everyone you would believe. I mean dangerfield kill me to me every line and back to school is gold i love simple one liners i love. Carlin was insane to me rock rock for a few specials were just like next level to me. I want to thank comedian sam burrell and give me the special name again brother because ive got someone you know if it does is a new one. It was released on february 10th on Comedy Centrals you tube channel i want to pound that drum because i can tell you just from talking to this cat im watching it tonight and i can tell you should too its i got this its released on Comedy Centrals you tube channel now take the time and find a way because i think morale has something to say and i think he sees it he says it in a cool manner when he says the media he walks 70 out of the 80 people on the hook there i did a special good to meet you brother taft about you know i got tommy john from avoidant rotavirus. A little bit of let me. Ask i would then well. Pick i could pump it to record not talking lol to show more than. You love to hear will not. Tend to make it a secret if the ones who come up. To what they were all of the kook on the scene do its in the out not as you. Wish. To hold the focal. Knew of those damone from the old much of this news thrown in i tunes from the whole so when you hire a commodity tied to using to do. What you. Want to meet your house on the net will classroom. Live from the World Headquarters of the r. T. America in our Nations Capital this is the news with rick sanchez pedalo again everybody im rick sanchez look whether youre picking us up right now in taipei or tacoma or any place in between as we are broadcasting live around the world we welcome you you may be watching us on portable t. V. The app by the way were so glad that youre here so look our job is to look out for you right thats what we try to do every single day so one of the stories that were going to try and bring it as to with a tech company that might be selling your personal information to facebook if they are this is something that you should know about but were going to begin with the very late