An evil villain and that 2nd option is the peaceful option. However there is a top secret 3rd option that can never be mentioned on c. N. N. Here it is what if we never withdrew from the carefully negotiated multi Nation Nuclear deal and what if we didnt surround the wrong with our military bases and what if we didnt constantly threaten them hows that sound idea but c. N. N. Is worried that if secret choice number 3 were ever ordered on t. V. Some people might think. It sounds like a good idea. And theres Something Else that cant ever be talked about on the Mainstream Media the history of iran 1953 we overthrew their democratically elected leader 1953 to 79 the us backed the thai radical rule of the shah 98 we backed iraqs war with iran 987 we sent 2 iranian warships 1988 a us navy ship shot down iran air flight 655 killing all 290 innocent people on board 8 years later in court the us said it regretted the loss of human life and paid iran 61000000. 00 in restitution 1995 we increased oil and trade sanctions and then of course theres whatever the today. I dont know what this is were waging economic war on them and we just did mid to cyber attacking their Missile Systems but yes jake tapper tell us again how were too easy on iran no no seriously keep pressure in my pants one of the most bloodthirsty american leaders to kill more people no no i agree with you my parents is a pacifist weenie totally i agree. So next tapper moves on he moves on to immigration and rightfully as the Vice President why the u. S. Is actively torturing children at the border by keeping them in cages without adult supervision or proper hygiene yet you have 12 year olds looking after 2 year olds so pense respond with a waterfall of bull and watches tapper just keeps agreeing with them jake we have a crisis on our southern border right weve got to get to the root causes weve got to close the loopholes that the human traffickers as we speak are using to entice vulnerable families to take the long and dangerous and. Other than the im not taking issue with any of that why are you taking issue with. That is. A prime rib phrase dont get exact vote. Customs and Border Patrol made a total of 396000 apprehensions on the southwestern border in 2018303000 in 2017 apprehensions of the border peaked in the year 2000 at 1640000 thats right there were many times as many people coming across the border 20 years ago then there are now and its not thanks to the 12 foot stupid friend donald trump put up yet trump has to pretend that this is the greatest crisis that ever exists because americans are miserable and in debt and having trouble getting by and he needs them to think its because of immigrants and not because the ruling elite elite or are richer than theyve ever been by extracting wealth from the rest of us. This this this that this is the cause of our problems were told to blame this. Thanks a lot of americans will. Brave me. Bravery. When we should really be like. Right. On top of this not being a crisis most of the undocumented immigrants are not hiking across the border with backpacks they are simply overstaying their visas in 2016 there was a total of 739000 overstays compared 253063000 illegal border crossings but theres no wall to stop overstays so that doesnt work as much with propaganda you know you can run around the wall around visas it doesnt work as well as well but lets get back to the to the bread and butter of the republicans right now this has been the new talking point there is child trafficking pandemonium at the border if you listen to these idiots how many cases of Human Trafficking do you think they found at the border last year a 1000000 maybe a 1000000000. In the last 6 months of 28000 there were 507 cases of migrants trying to cross the border with a child that was not technically related to them ok so not a 1000000000 but 500 have a year thats thats a lot but as the Washington Post know this theres no indication that most or even many of these cases involve traffickers criminals or abusers some may have been for example friends or neighbors who were asked by families to bring children with them on the journey north to protect them from violence the number who werent related totaled 170 those 170 made up point 25 percent of all those units who came to the u. S. And of the 400400000 apprehensions of the border those 170. 00 make up point 04 percent lets be generous and assume there were 200. 00 cases of real actual child trafficking at the board. Last year thats not something i like to hear but thats nothing compared to the traffic going on inside the us i mean a single Amazon Warehouse has that many people locked in the basement for still boxes with your dollars all day and ill let me. Build a. Place until dont buy it inflation is a serious issue here in the us yet jake tapper lets mike pence give viewers the impression there is a crisis of trafficking of the border our media never mentions context never covers the crimes of our government destroying the countries these refugees are fleeing from and our media never goes over the crimes of our government towards iran and c. N. N. Is the socalled liberal media that is still left. Over boxes or just playing clips i am listening andy a look at their own jenna tell you i mean. There cannot be peace without an understanding of other cultures and peoples history and context the lies put forward by the likes of mike pence and jake tapper and c. N. N. Succeed in making peace impossible how many from washington d. C. To belly to basics. You. Ok ok i will take the news from behind big news redacted warriors facebook has announced libra their new crypto currency which everyone will shortly trust. As much as we trust facebook have always said i dont trust this Federal Reserve thing creating our money lets move it over to the web site where we check to see if our exgirlfriends new baby is ugly. Yes yes. Yes facebook running our money in similar news Chris Christie has announced hes coming out with a 6 minute abs workout. And President Trump is putting out a new selfhelp book entitled respecting women. Women as you probably know by now a 24th woman has come forward this week with Sexual Assault charges against President Trump writer carol said trump raped her in the mid 1990 s. Trumps actually responded by saying shes not my type which means he has a type of woman he rapes and. So thats something new for a sitting u. S. President to admit i think i mean except van buren that i was scum reading of admissions the New York Times admitted it sends stories to the u. S. Government for approval before publication so now my triumph jobless rates weve done. This came after the times revealed the u. S. Government is involved in a regular Cyber Attacks on russias power grid because why when you try to collapse the society of a country were technically not a war with just this just a in practice here now anyway after they revealed that trump said the times reporters were guilty of treason for revealing it and the times publicly then stated that they had brought the report to the government for permission to publish it before Going Forward so there you go as gray zone writer ben norton satirically statists says shows real journalists get approval from National Security officials. Very funny mister nor nice a satire i dont believe i dont believe it when Jonathan Swift said each your babies. I mean yeah after theyre trying to eat us nipple 1st. In public now. Anyway this explains why drilling in the sand is not a real journalist he didnt ask for permission from the governments before revealing their crimes right real journalist or whimpering lapdogs to the corporate state however clearly the Mainstream Media outlets dont ask for trumps permission to publish because he calls over the calls reports fake news so so they apparently only ask for the National Security states permission which means the media has been captured by the National Security state not by the presidency. I can decide whether im pissed or excited i dont know. Why do i want a machine that murders thousands of people to lord over the media or do i want the rapist to do it tough call tough its like if you were trapped in a cage with ted bundy or Harvey Weinstein which one do you want to call anyway this capturing by the National Security state should i think it should really be celebrated i mean its resulted in excellent reporting such as a month ago when the do your times promoted a womans right to annihilate millions of Editorial Board member of carroll of geo como complained that women were particularly underrepresented in senior positions dealing with Nuclear Issues and she made it clear shes doesnt believe women are more pacifists than men she just wants to see them in charge of blowing up more. Which if you look at our Foreign Policy theres plenty of blowing up to go around i mean no need to shove and push like were running low on fiery death from above we have plenty right but in fact most deaths are military may cause might not come from our bombs the pentagon has admitted over a 1000000000 metric tons of Greenhouse Gases in its war on terror with over 800 military bases in more than 80 countries the pentagon remains the Worlds Largest institutional user of petroleum. And producer of Greenhouse Gases. Sweet ira day in the war against terror we may just cause humanitys extinction. Oh i see what they did there they pulled the old crocodile dundee instead of thats not a knife this is a knife they want thats not terror this is terror. And something stinks. Well if we are going extinct i say smoke him if you got him and thats exactly the same thing illinois said this week when they legalized marijuana and paved the way for expunging nearly 800000 charges for marijuana. Radical ok they are good people of iowa right. Although if anyone think about the ramifications of this for example what are police going to say they smelled just before they arrest a black person for being a black person and. You cant claim you had to arrest them because you smelled resisting arrest. Oh man i got to say that i bring that story on about you know what im really getting in a can to do some bacon sell well ill just let see think i have my stash. You know just open some of this i just need some Rolling Papers is this a little do. Well some of this i always say its ok to rip the New York Times because our ip the New York Times all right. You go just put my oregano to. Roll. Do you think its a buzz kill do inhale prowar propaganda as i. Write my perfect joints here. I just need a lighter of some sort on of anyone is a lighters on the wall there you go there you know you could draw when you go to a quick brag check out my kid these days or you cant golf cart and go for you guys. Good food descriptions sound up to tell using even for the owners so how to choose just pet Food Industry is telling us what to feed our pets really more based on what they want to sell us than was necessarily good for the pet turns out may not be a sophie best people believe we have animals that have you know diabetes in arthritis they have auto immune disorders allergies we are actually creating these problems its a huge epidemic of problems all of them i believe can be linked to very simple problem of diet and some dog owners so heartbreaking stories about their pets last treats the larger corporations are not very interested in proving or disproving the value of their food because theyre already making a 1000000000. 00 on it and theres no reason to do that research. And. I think the reason that they have no other type who ran so far its not that they didnt want but i would say that they couldnt do it top as the thinking of a short and quick war with iraq but i would say that that would not be the case trump said that if they want to tow they would have killed about 150. 00 people in the rain and sides but the question comes to me is that america is a type a country in the past by Nuclear Bombs do they really care about killing 150 people. As we speak large organized care of a bar on the morrow. To the united states. And then 71. 00 and a player coming out for carrying. No schools remain sitting down. This is a virtual invasion of our country or so so. We see. It but im going to get our file and you know im going to farm out the field you know its still. A nice believe. As you do is you know were going to see a more local casino to see the show for players for trophies. Well welcome back this year g. O. P. Lawmakers in 16 states proposed over 120 bills to make the Ballot Initiative process harder for citizens such as increasing the required number of petition signatures this is after a majority of americans in those states voted to raise the minimum wage expand medicaid and more to dig deeper on this lets go to our senior proposition opposition now and again. I dont want. This to sound like a blatant attack on the democratic process who really believe the lawmakers are just trying to protect the integrity of the ballot process talking about yes especially when citizens propose changes without a clue of their future impact on a Ballot Initiative last year in louisiana that said. Series now have to reach a unanimous decision during felony trials clearly those people never served on a jury with the one old man holding up the trial because hes in it for the free cafeteria food. All right i have to stand in the food court live behind a 70 year old giggling because the main course was called quid pro quo. And it did my digestive system no favors. Pretty sure that initiative was to make sure jurors of color arent overruled by a majority of white jurors thats another reason why citizen led Ballot Initiatives are necessary to change outdated laws is exactly what the citizens would need Ballot Initiatives if they had successfully convinced their elected officials to write new laws for them the people pushing these initiatives are acting like nestle pumping fresh water on an expired permit they dont know how to take no for an answer. And these ballot measures dont just change laws they create needless ones like legal medical marijuana and arkansas youre against medical marijuana 2 but wasnt the more people who get high and wonder of arkansas is the bizarro world version of kansas. Where the ballot results like that its no wonder the lawmakers proposed tripling the number of counties where initiative sponsors must collect signatures and eliminating a 30 day period to gather additional ones that they fell short thats obviously meant to be excessive and bureaucratic they did it on purpose but it was lobbying groups throwing tons of corporate money and politicians to write new laws balun if this is like the only way left to get progressive laws on the books i found my thought politicians hate that they keep meddling with their lives south dakota voters wouldnt be fighting ballot restrictions right now if they hadnt insisted on passing an initiative that would have created an independent Ethics Commission limited lobbyist if the law makers and band officials from joining lobbying firms for to. Years of that sounds entirely reasonable reason. If politicians cant become lobbyists then how else do you expect them to make a living. And serving the public you know. This is why the president still held on it was business and was anyone needs ethical oversight its these citizens because petitions are easy to manipulate for example here is a petition i found online to get you to where brighter colors. You know you know youll see a few of these names or do you guess what this is John Smith John smith John Smith Jones and what do you do you cover it up with the top no then the top that they were going to say this lead petitioner not only mcgill you started this. Why dont you just because our 7 world is dark and awfully. Apparently filled with people who cant find better fake names than john smith now to get. A horse was never an issue if we trample all over the rights of someone and there are millions of people there to see it doesnt make a sound for more on this raging controversy we go to redact a correspondent i only care of on. The t. V. Show cops on air for 30 years in the most successful reality show history yet how real is it. The answer about as real as my respect for Meghan Mccain but i still phone me an ex cops officer recalls how producers told him how to fill the show 7 minute segments i was making my arrests in like 2 or 3 minutes so they told me basically joe you have to get this guy out of court cant do a little bit she if you could you know. Drag this out a little bit so we could use this episode i didnt think the interactions between citizens and the representatives of the state were subject to improvisational theater this should be unconstitutional so they fill time by asking unnecessary humiliating potentially incriminating questions trying to quit or no. Trouble but. It was just a habit you. Want to do with your hot dog you cant go into the recipe is so simple to make these shows theres like a good julian spin offs theres. The more violent version of cops this t. V. Is basically like watching the worst day of someones life unfold with its method arrests and new arrests. Comes they arrest so many new people they might as well get the appropriate gear for the job like sore breasts prisons which is just a regular bra they also feature attacking dogs body slamming and more arrests for math in the shows 2644 percent of all arrests were drug arrests while in reality its only 12 percent over us across the nation premier during the height of the drug war in 1989 after the break in ministration encouraged t. V. Stations to join crowd great it doesnt present us with the reality of policing today which is mostly directing traffic the show exaggerates the traffic stop arrest rates for instance in real life its 2 percent while on the show its 92 percent the show glorifies the worst Police Conduct because nothing entertains americans more than watching a grown man getting tackled by another grown man with his face pinned down to the ground. Because thats just what makes Good Television and who on earth. To be on television in this position both sides myself those who appeared on cops were reported that they did not give their legal consent to appear on the show were too many read it to consent knowingly or work warst into signing with the police and producers working together to get those signatures role footage showed that a camera man was helping an officer search a car pointing out things that could be drugs like he went to film school to become unarmed but of course that was cut out of the show because cops may do a lot of things but they wont break the 4th wall. But they will not break the 4th wall that doesnt sound right youre an idiot get too many officers cops is a powerful recruitment tool limited historically challenging times for law enforcement. Its more than a Marketing Tool its propaganda obviously the police get last say in what gets put on t. V. And no matter what happens they come out looking like the good guys and honestly who wouldnt want to be that. You do. Sorry. 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Join me every thursday on the alex simon show and ill be speaking to guest of the world of politics sports business im show business ill see you then. Turkey reaffirms its commitment to purchase a russian and Defense System going strong objections of nato and washington speaking at the g. 20 summit president trying to decide the issue needed to be resolved. You want to reject law and look at a different solution to the problem is no question of the difference of mood. At the summit 2 positive noises are heard on a possible trade war between the 2 worlds 2 largest economies the us and china. Democratic debates in the u. S. To round nights of televised debate and some 20 president ial candidates