Of the whole country so how do they achieve that well one way is to act like all of north korea is one person all 26000000 people or a single pudgy tyrant that is. Now look at these headlines from just a couple weeks ago if you see just north korea executed its Top Nuclear Negotiators according to a report yes the whole nation executed them every every even the baby North Koreans played a hand in the murder of north korean babies just 5. Nuclear negotiators say really and this is my favorite from reuters north korea executes envoy to failed us summit media who told you they were executed media. Media told me you know. They tell us the exit was made the. Point is every. Buddy in america sees this and thinks dear god what a tyrant kim jong un is but oh wait 3 days later we find out north korean official executed over failed Nuclear Summit with us c. N. N. Doing concert. If you were executed would you want to relax with a nice concert i mean why not have some fun youre already dead time to unwind right take a load off even the New York Times which helped to spread those lies they admitted later supposedly executed former north Korean Nuclear envoy is alive but dont worry if you were still looking into the story about how the Nuclear Envoy had been killed and you dont like the part where it wasnt true you can still find the article about how they were executed on the New York Times website right now. This is the opening sunset is still online as of this taping north korea has executed its special envoy to the u. S. On spying charges as its leader kim jong un has engineered a sweeping purge of the countrys Top Nuclear Negotiators you would think at the very least once the New York Times reporter found out the envoy was alive they might put at the top of the article correction totally not executed. Or correction everything that follows is utter horse. Diarrhea heated up with a ball on top all right you should not read this you are getting dumber with every sentence you take into your brain ball please stop reading this rancid garbage should not be the got going to go. Your way this way. Back in fact to the New York Times credit of that article that actually did have a correction it says correction an earlier version of this are. Misidentified kim yoda youngest brother it is kim kim young kim young. Thank you for that New York Times. Where is the secondary correction Top Nuclear Negotiators not executed like those 2 corrections one mistakenly confusing kim jong il with kim to a good and the other one about how the attire article is false and which is more important i mean goes on to do your job what do you like in those offices are you going to stay here you guys do you have good thank you what is the average conversation theres a grammatical error here it says north korea diplomat north korean diplomats was executed by a 1000 angry wasps and it should have said diplomats were executed by a 1000 angry was lets make sure way we get that fixed bus what about the poor will all article is rubbish should we correct leave them leave that 5. People keep sharing these are like thats being shared right now they keep passing it around dont people will quote it to their dumb friends who will go. Thats happening right now imagine if i wrote a column about how it should kill oneill choke to death on the shack sleep apnea mask that he sells. Thats a real thing. And then it comes out no shock was seen Walking Around the other day very alive and yet i leave the article up without correction saying shaq is dead i would be called a con artist no one would trust me or hire me and this is like this is not new brutally executed North Koreans have a strange habit of turning up alive its not a damn good thing heres from back in 2016. North korean general reported executed turns up at party congress. Thats the guy the Washington Post had declared was executed with an anti aircraft gonna wow over all the ways to not really be killed that is one of the worst. But then theres the more. Ridiculous claims in 2016 c. N. N. Said kim jong un has executed over 300 people since coming to power a holy man thats a lot of people i wonder how many of them are alive right now god only knows so where did c. N. N. Get that stunning numbers well they were told by the institute for National Security strategy a south korean think tank so at the time 2016 a think tank belonging to north koreas greatest enemy said the north Korean Leader executes hundreds of people this would be like if an ice is think tank put out a report that the u. S. Executes hundreds of people would you trust that i mean of course if you count drone bombings it be accurate but still thats not the point. Now im sure some of you are go and but what about kim jong uns exgirlfriend the famous korean pop star who he brutally executed fairpoint l a times report north koreas kim reportedly has exgirlfriend 11 others executed c m b c death by firing squad for kim jong uns x. Jesus christ is bloodier the charity to film all right well. Have no fear though folks as secure a north korean pop star back from the day. She was seeing the touring factories with the portly desk with rumors of her demise seemingly greatly exaggerated. That does sound exaggerated she was only partially to the whole time. And portly desk is that really necessary. Why doesnt our media ever called from a portly despot. If he dies i mean. Im just tired of. You putting him and kim jong un on the opposite sides of a seesaw i must put my money on donald being the one in the air. To sum up here im not saying kim jong un is a good guy im opposed to any Supreme Leader anywhere like the decades long dictatorial reign of chucky cheese over a chucky cheese. I dont care the place is named after you had some democratic elections right. Lets get some for us leadership as here. So while im no fan of kim jong un as an american im incredibly offended by the Propaganda Machine we call our media most americans dont doubt what theyre told by c. N. N. Or n. P. R. Even fox news these lies are believed and most americans wander out into the world with our idiot a half baked facts and we bump into other humans and then we spread our dumbness like a disease which we like to term drug and killed his mother with a good pair the bears. Oh i will take that back to my friends. This is not who we should bring this is not our potential is humans we we could be living in a peace filled high tech world where every human is fed and housed and theres and as newspapers with with all the information in them and television so tell me shows that make you smarter and ice cream cake that makes you steadier we can go and i swear to god its not Science Fiction companies are watching this is god this. Thank you. And i can tell us take the news from behind ok we start out whether what im going to say. Bad news story apparently the boy scouts sex abuse problem is far worse than anyone knew in january a child abuse expert hired by the boy scouts to analyze the organizations own files testified that she found 12254 boys had reported experiencing sexual abuse at the hands of at least 7800 suspected assailants between 1044201612 extension 000 boys luckily it doesnt get any worse as long as you dont read the following sentence academics to Research Child sex abuse tell time that that number is likely a gross underestimation 12000 is a gross underestimation so tell me if this is a crazy question why is the boy scout still a thing is that day or how many thousands of children should an organization be able to sexually assault before the Organization Goes away is gone i would argue the answer to that question is 11000. 00 children that is a. Good microcosm. Zachery of that. 99 will let us live. Look i said the same thing about the church the moment you start molesting children get done get out but despite declaring bankruptcy to try to get out of paying the victims the boy scouts are still very much operational i went to their website and here is the 2nd sentence on the home page. Its fun to hands on there hold on hold on hold i. Know my hands on ya ya dude id say that the top 5 sentences on that website we want to educate we want to get wrong. What does that website should say its fun and very hands off we will be 10 meters away from your child every we will teach them how to make a fire via walkie talkie because the scoutmaster will be in a totally different state park then your kids. No where near kids. Lets see the rest of the close its fun hands on learning an achievement that puts kids in the middle of the action and prepares them for today and for life you know that should say please prepare your kids for the boy scouts work on the course in a way muscles give them some banner mace and not for a while bears but most importantly why is this not getting 247 coverage on our media like its a mass shooting or something every parent needs to know these numbers it shouldnt just be left to chance as to whether parents know this and then once they have it once actually have this information then they can make an informed decision lets see 12000 kids sexually assaulted bugs my boy will learn how to whittle. Ill roll the dice. Ok since that story was a little rough ill give you some some good news here in a landmark victory and acts were dorian amazon tribe has won a lawsuit blocking big oils bid to destroy millions of acres of rain forest. A right to the core to hold to the auctioning of 7000000 acres of Indigenous Territory man what progress we are making we are beginning to stop auction. Off indigenous land a mere 150 years after we stopped auctioning off indigenous this is how you are we are so enlightened our way now i do worry this could give those Indigenous People a big head and they might start to think they have some sort of right to exist or something you know your place indigenous all right were busy killing ourselves with fossil fuel and well be damned if youre going to get in the way of it really this is a long term project we have going on here plus i wasnt really i dont think was really fair in the court battle they showed up to court with spears. U. K. You cant do that was there. Gun sure that your god given right or i could nod nod spears biggest fear is Britney Spears is someone i wont be talking about at all today to stop asking. And finally dastardly journalists who never reported a thing falls joy in a sauna continues his court battle from prison a United Nations special rapporteur tour on torture issued this new statement in 20 years of work with victims of war violence and political persecution i have never seen a group of democratic states ganging up to deliberately isolate demonize and abuse a single individual 1st such a long time was so little regard for Human Dignity and the rule of law. So. Im on the right. With who really knows what he meant by that. Book assigned his case really boils down to whether hes a journalist or hes a hacker and i think its quite clear he is not a journalist didnt you hear the part earlier where i said hes never published anything wrong. No. No journalist watch news just reported that the immigrants at our border. 14 feet tall and armed with light sabers all right. Thats real journalism at all american journalism chontosh is a real journalist ok he has it ever reported anything true i mean a lot of them do you know how much effort that takes its very hard to make sure everything is incorrect. He did most of yesterdays episode facing the wrong direction. His name written on his underwear has a correction on her knees. Thats a journalist mr assad stop kidding yourself when you go to a quick break but ill be performing why do. You. Think you are thank you all right god loves. You. After a breakdown in negotiations president s trump and she may soon again meet to hash out a trade deal the stakes couldnt be higher both sides need a perceived win bill youre a good witness. Global economy divided into rival blocks and. Internet. Is crashing on the Global Markets so when that happens people buy gold nations buy gold consist michael something banks like the bank gold the bank for gold its making a new all time highs in australian dollars almost isin russian rubles almost denies a Canadian Dollar almost as a euro so yeah all over the world its creeping higher because of the trust theyre really. Right about to work with your teachers went on strike in 2018 over low wages and again this year over attempts to privatized Public Education the West Virginia state senate did the right thing they passed a bill that makes teachers strike the legal. Teachers may risk losing paychecks or their jobs for going on strike for more on this we go to our resident expert on all things teacher know him again oh ok. It sounds like theyre theyre making these strikes illegal as retaliation against the teachers know theyre making it illegal because these teachers got what they wanted after the 1st strike they got a 5 percent pay increase even as new bill the state Senate Passed includes a pay raise plus closing schools for the strikes creates a huge disruption because it forces these legislators to spend more time with their children. How do you want voting on a Public Transportation bill the lawmakers who have the time to research the issues while their kids were in school or the ones who were forced to stay at home with them and watch so many hours of thomas the tank engine that they fantasize about thomas to railing falling into a chasm and bursting into flames well i dont reject any discernible fire emergency response. Ok. Ok ok maybe some of that anger is from watching it with my nephew but it still applies here all right. Beverly strikes are meant to be disruptive thats the point West Virginia teachers are among the lowest paid teachers in the nation it shouldnt take a strike for their state lawmakers to realize teachers need a living wage i mean clearly these senators dont value education at all of course of course they value education why else would the West Virginia legislature have an educational kids web page with 10 fun facts about the state. But the fact that charles town in Jefferson County was worse slave abolitionist john brown was convicted of treason conspiracy and murder following his raid on harpers ferry. Their fun fact for kids is that. Hes in their home to a city where a man was executed for trying to end slavery ok well their original fun fact was charles town in Jefferson County is home to charles town races and slots but. Someone kept hacking the website and changing it to charles town racist which. Technically is an untrue but its right up much less of a gamble to go to charlestown than the given to these teachers West Virginia created the frightening domino effect of teacher strikes in arizona kentucky california even colorado for a state that legalized none of those teachers were chill. But Denver PublicSchool Officials must have been high to give striking teachers an additional 23000000. 00 in pay you dont just pass an agreement like that you puff puff pass a. Player and the only thing thats frightening and West Virginia is bill is that its one of the biggest thing thats frightening is that it could be a precedent for for all the other states to pass anti strike laws i mean this isnt the 1st time protests have been criminalized though as you know weve weve seen more the. Doesnt the states either pass or try to pass laws banning protesting Oil Pipelines strikes should make the people at the top uncomfortable for a good reason this is one of the well since youre so pro strike lets find out how comfortable you are if they happen on your show. I was right thank you thank you thank. You. See i knew you do that thats why i had this one way to. Thank god. Thank. You. Medicare for all of the more popular in this country than it ever has been before but opposition to it is coming from someone usual places for more on this raging controversy we sent your dad correspondent on the care of ali al to the middle of a field why because she said something about you had to get her 2000 steps in per day out of all the support. Hundreds of nurses doctors and medical students march this weekend for what i thought was an extra effort to get this weeks steps in but apparently they were protesting the American Medical Association the a. M. A. Which is the professional association for doctors and other medical providers the American Medical Association is leading in a song on medicare for home legislation its versus. The governor and there was a spy and actually. I need to work on my steps to. While these angry nurses marched outside the a. M. A. Held their annual meeting to help themselves on the back for the work they didnt do heres this a. M. A. s president delivering a riveting speech about equitable care and year of the members trekking live empty to see if she is correct. Though it seems the president was blowing a lot of hot air which is clinically speaking jinja vitus it seems that a. M. A. Has been historically opposed to considering health care as a human right so much so that now the medical professionals have stood up and said that the a. M. A. Does not stand for them and you know when a drum circle appears outside your door until drum circles only have been on seouls disses to ward off evil spirits or to give the seniors of ashville Something Else to watch because they couldnt figure out how to operate the smart t. V. The rhythm is going to get you i mean it already got them definitely too late for them. Many say am a doesnt serve the patients aboard even the doctors rather they work as p. R. For the Insurance Industry and its very difficult for the a. M. A. To deny those claims since they just joined the partnership for americas help your future which is spending millions of dollars to buy the m. F. A. And is backed by the Blue Cross Blue Shield association and cigna emblems and other insurance giants in other news tomorrow the American Plumbers Association is announcing a partnership with giant tufts of hair americans also borrowed a whopping 1000000000 dollars last year soon. Only to pay for medical expenses and theres been several reports of people spending their lottery winnings im medical expenses. Now but it sounds depressing but fortune cookies could along with numbers offer referrals. Oh oh while americans pray away their medical. Aid may spends more than 400000000. 00 a year lobbying its the 3rd highest spender being on capitol hill the majority of its funding comes not from the members of which only 25 percent are doctors but a monopoly on managing Health Care Data and pricing with the help of government contracts so it profits from the entire Health Care System as it is so doctors if i caught your attention with this segment. Do you think you could tell me what this is. It it is now the majority of americans want universal health care under medicare for all who believes the people i think we need a 2nd opinion from someone who is clearly not the People Democrats are just running on good age ideas like a higher minimum wage running on new ideas like medicare for a maybe the a. M. A. Should listen to him hes mainstream. But isnt he unemployed right now its predatory. Here are your headlines from the future perhaps you saw that a Major Political crisis has hit brazil after leaked documents show the prosecution imprisonment of beloved former president Lula Da Silva was a political sham to allow for the election of current president also noro so next week youll read but also nora was fun loving neal fascism tainted by illegitimate prosecution. Sucks when something gets in the way of good old fashion and leslie in one month youll learn. Joe biden joined the boy scouts. By. The order that. We are in a strange situation where everybody is making a lot of noise about military action against iran but nobody in the part of that alliance actually wants to do it theres no desire for it so do you hope that iran makes a mistake. Somehow and then does it some kind of confrontation and then the iranians will be forced to come to the table you know begging for some kind of solution on american terms but you know i think that is dreaming thats a pine tree. Feel welcome you. Normal guy called. A member of real world will know well you know what its in your ocean cruise it. Up on the border. With a boy in the. Bush and all. You need but im still. Leaking to surround us. Monday morning sunday evening. For the. Defeat of the local which is based on like oh. Oh 0 one would do it means theres a chance to start a legit. You should have a good evening to set you up the theory what you. Have to do with you my child was. Just announced and. The u. K. Call delays an extradition hearing for julian a song the wiki leaks cofounder could face up to 175 years in prison if sent to the u. S. Because of an oil tanker which caught fire in the gulf of oman say they were hit by a projectile apparently contradicting u. S. Claims for the wrong part of a missile on the vessel on the vessel. Charges back at the american delegation accusing the u. S. Of sabotaging diplomacy. And the u. K. Advertising watchdog bans commercials that promote gender stereotypes from women cleaning too much to males. Dont want to see the stereotype versions of the visions of us