QUENTIN LETTS: The bloodiest mauling I've seen since our Patterdale terrier bit the Rector's bottom

Those of us who keep Patterdale terriers consider ourselves hardened to violence. You should have been there the day she bit the Rector's bottom. Nasty business.

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