Like british and french heads of state try to feed each other to death instead. On september the 21st, 2023, president Emmanuel Macron hosted king charles ii for a glittering banquet at frances former royal residence, the palace of versailles, as the king began a threeday state visit. The aim was to show that despite hating each other for centuries, there is now crosschannel cooperation between the two states. Even after brexit, a bit like making up with someone youve just divorced, but still living right next door to them. Macron is believed to have a strong personal rapport with charles. Indeed, the french president raised eyebrows by repeatedly touching charless should. Oh, my goodness, it is unbelievable. Macron is now shaking hands with king charles trabian. Never minds that, look at zotos, ladies, magnific. King charles had originally planned france as his first trip as monarch, but it had to be postponed because king charles had originally planned france as his first trip as monach, but it had to be postponed because unfortunately macrons trying to raise the age of retirement, and this means the french people basically hate him. Macron was forced to councel in march because of violent protests over those pension reforms. He might also have feared king charles would side with the protesters. I really do know how you protesters feel. Im 74 years old myself, and theyve just made me start this new job at my age. Elsewhere, for reasons completely beyond anyones understanding, Queen Camilla and bridget macron decided to play a game that quite obviously neither of them knew the first thing about, table tennis. The only performance worse than that display of incompetence was the british. Handling of covid. The two heads of state also discussed international affairs, tensions in north africa, the war in ukraine and artificial intelligence. It is so embarrassing, weve been thrown out of niger, everyone is laughing at me. Well, at least you dont have a son who wrote a whole book about you. The state visit has been recorded in a series of revealing photographs. Lets take a look. Here the king is saying to macron, would you please just stop touching me all the time, im trying eat. In the spirit of friendship, here king charles is saying to the french president that the british will forget about the 100 years war, as long as the french apologize for surrendering in world. Too, theres evidence of royal austerity here, in these times of cutbacks, the royal banquet consisted only of a glass of water and a bit of bread. Here macron is telling king charles, its good he isnt elected, because unlike british Prime Ministers, hes likely to be in the job for some time. Recently, israels Prime MinisterBenjamin Netanyahu addressed the United Nations general assembly, outlining his vision for. Peace in the middle east, adding, ive long sought to make peace with the palestinians. Many thought he was just being ironic, and assumed he meant, we can have peace as long as those annoying palestinians stop insisting on living in their own homes instead of giving them to my people. Pushing the point, netanyahu held up two maps of the middle east with israel highlighted in blue, and both maps showed the occupied palestinian territories, thats the west bank and gaza, plus syrias occupied Golden Heights as being part of israel. Actually, hes got a bit of history using props and red markers emphasize israels relations. With neighboring arab countries, ive long sought to make peace with the arabs and we will have that peace once they give me all of their territory. Netanyahu also met joe biden and reassured him that one thing would never change israels commitment to democracy. I guess thats why angry israelis take to the streets every day since netanyahu came back to power. Obviously they dont want democracy or perhaps theyre just not quite as keen on. His version of it, elsewhere, amid a flurry of calls by fellow Senate Democrats to resign, senator bob menandez pleaded not guilty to charges over an alleged bribary conspiracy, apparently he was paid in gold bars, hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash, and luxury car in exchange for passing Sensitive Information to the egyptian government, nice work if you can get it, some would say. Fernandez has been charged with taking. For his political power and connections to help the government of egypt get military aid, and they claim he pressured a state prosecutor investigating new jersey businessman while attempting to also influence the federal prosecution of a codefendant. Unlike many politicians then, it looks like hes certainly been busy. Incidentally, the senators wife, nadin menandez also said that shes innocent. Federal agents find about 500. In cash after searching menendezs home, including stacks of cash inside jacket pockets and blasent with his name. Presumably his defense will be, he was looking after it for donald trump. Now a short history lesson. On october the 9th, 2009, the Nobel Committee stunned the world by giving barack obama the nobel peace prize. But why . Heres why. Back then, obama was just nine months into his presidency. And that meant he hadnt had time to do what his predecessors all did, namely start a new war. So what was the specific citation for obamas award, Something Like this the nobel prize goes to barack obama, basically for not being george w. Bush. Soon, however, obama got back to the old ways, and not long afterwards, he had to reassure the world that our drone strikes, what every american president pretends . The iris, ive told you, our drone strikes are very, very accurate, how accurate, but you did kill civilians, didnt you, mr. Obama, you know, occasionally theres some accidental collateral damage, obama had seven more years to try and prove why he deserved the nobel prize, which of course he didnt, and did you know the nominations that year closed just 12 days after obama took office, not long enough for america to start a war. But long enough for israel to have too, im just saying now, now one individual who will never win a price for peace or diplomacy, its president joe bidens younger dog commander, this feisty fellow has just bitten another Us Secret Service agent at the white house. The dog reportedly sniffed the secret Service Agents hair aggressively before sinking his teeth into the hapless helper, and its not the first time, commander has committed at least 11 biting incidents. At the white house and in delaware, including one time an officer was hospitalized after the dog mouled their arms and their thighs. Conspiracy theory suggest commanders bite first policy reflects white house thinking in almost every scenario, leading commentators to suggest that commanda has actually been in charge of American Foreign policy for decades. Bight first, ask questions later, blow up iraq, no weapons of mass destruction, so what salon was looking. Me in a funny way, woff, our cats and dogs press team has come up with some possible headlines, all inspired by bidens bitey buddy, commanders legal defense, trump made him do it. Bidens dog growls the fifth amendment. Commander reveals a single bite is a tragedy, million bites are just how we do things in the middle east. Biden, if they think my dogs going to prison before donald, they must be barking mad, it also led to questions about how biden can be trusted to control washington when he cant even control his dog. All for this time, join me again to find out who macron wont leave alone next, who netanyahu is occupy in the name of peace, and where the commander is the dog whos next up for the nobel prize of peace, thats all on press tv, with me lemotopic and cats and dogs. The Railway Project connecting the border city of shalamche in iran and the city of bazra in iraq will play a very Important Role in the transportation of goods when completed. It means that the main trade between iran and iraq is not energy, actually uh, it is going to be the consuming product. We are expanding our relations with iran and implementing our previous agreements. Iraq has started relocating iranian kurdish groups from iraqs kurdish. Region frontiers with iran, it will positively affect our economic ties as well as tourism. Whats going on everyone . I here back with a brand new episode of iran tech and tehran is once again home to the Biggest Railway and transportation expo in the entire west asia region. So we came to terrons International Exhibition center where hundreds of companies in this field have gathered to showcase their latest achievements in the field and uh link up with potential clients and what were going to do is check out some of these technologies and learn a thing or two about what goes on in the industry of railway and transportation stay tuned