French, but these days it looks like british and french heads of state try to feed each other to death instead. On september the 21st, 2023, president Emmanuel Macron hosted king charles ii for glittering banquet at frances former royal residence, the palace of versailles as the king and a threeday state visit. The aim was to show that despite hating each other for centuries, there is now crosschannel cooperation between. In the two states, even after brexit, a bit like making up with someone youve just divorced, but still living right next door to them, macron is believed to have a strong personal report with charles, indeed, the french president raised eyebrows by repeatedly touching charles shoulder, while bridget macron took it a stage further by actually kissing camilla, oh my goodness, it is unbelievable, macron is now shaking hands with king charles trabian, never minds that. Look at zootos ladies, magnific. King charles had originally planned france as his first trip as monach, but it had to be postponed because unfortunately macrons trying to raise the age of retirement, and this means the french people basically hate him. Macron was forced to councel in march because of violent protests over those pension reforms. He might also have feared king charles would side with the protesters. I really do. How you protesters feel, im 74 years old myself, and theyve just made me start this new job at my age, else where for reasons completely beyond anyones understanding, Queen Camilla and bridget macron decided to play a game that quite obviously neither of them knew the first thing about table tennis. The only performance worse than that display of incompetence was the british governments handling of covid two heads of state also discussed international affairs, tensions in north africa, the war in ukraine and artificial intelligence. It is so embarrassing, weve been thrown out of niger, everyone is laughing at me. Well, at least you dont, i have a son who wrote a whole book about you. The state visit has been recorded in a series of revealing photographs. Lets take a look. Here the king is saying to macron, would you please just stop touching me all the time, im trying eat, in the spirit of friendship, here king charles is saying to french president , the british will forget about the hundred years war, as long as the french apologized for surrendering in world war two, theres evidence of royal austerity here. In these times of cutbacks, the royal banquet consisted only of a glass of water and a bit of bread. Here, macron is telling king charles, its good he isnt elected, because unlike british Prime Ministers, hes like to be in the job for some time. Recently, israels Prime MinisterBenjamin Netanyahu addressed the United Nations general assembly, outlining his vision for peace in the middle east, adding, ive long sort to make peace with the palestinian. Many thought he was just being ironic and assumed he meant, we can have peace as long as those annoying palestinians stop insisting on living in their own homes instead of. Them to my people. Pushing the point. Netanyahu held up two maps of the middle east with israel highlighted in blue, and both maps showed the occupied palestinian territories, thats the west bank and gaza, plus syrias occupied Golden Heights as being part of israel. Actually, hes got a bit of history using props and red markers emphasize israels relations with neighboring arab countries. Ive long sought to make peace with the arabs and we will have that peace. Please once they give me all of their territory. Netanyahu also met joe biden and reassured him that one thing would never change, israels commitment to democracy. I guess thats why angry israelis take to the streets every day since netan yahoo came back to power. Obviously they dont want democracy or perhaps theyre just not quite as keen his version of it. Elsewhere amid a flurry of calls by fellow Senate Democrats to resign senator. That bob manandez pleaded not guilty to charges over an eled ribary conspiracy. Apparently he was paid in gold bars, hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash, and luxury car in exchange for passing Sensitive Information to the egyptian government. Nice work if you can get it, some would say. Fernandez has been charged with taking bribes for his political power and connections to help the government of egypt get military aid, and they claim he pressured a state. Prosecutor investigating new jersey businessman while attempting to also influence the federal prosecution of a codefendant. Unlike many politicians then, it looks like hes certainly been busy. Incidentally, the senators wife, nadin menandez also said shes innocent. Federals find about 500,000 in cash after searching menendez his home, including stacks of cash inside jacket pockets and blasent with his name. Presumably his defense will be he was looking after it for donald trump. Now a short history lesson. On october the 9th, 2009, the Nobel Committee stunned the world by giving barret obama the nobel peace prize. But why . Heres why back then obama was just nine months into his presidency, and that meant he hadnt had time to do what his predecessors all did, namely start a new war. So what was the specific citation for obamas award . Something like this the nobel prize goes to barack obama, basically for not being george w. Bush. Soon, however, obama got back to the old ways, and not long afterwards, he had to reassure the world that our drone strikes, what every american president pretends to be irish, ive told you, our drone strikes are very, very accurate, how accurate . But you did civilians, didnt you . Mr. Obama . You know, occasionally theres some accidental collateral damage. Obama had seven more years to try and prove why he deserved the nobel prize, which of course he didnt. And did you know the nominations that year closed just 12 days after obama took office. Not long enough for america to start a war, but long enough for israel to have two. Im just saying now. Now one individual who will never. Win a prize for peace or diplomacy is president joe bidens younger dog commander, this feisty fellow has just bitten another Us Secret Service agent at the white house. The dog reportedly sniffed the secret Service Agents hair aggressively before sinking his teeth into the happer. And its not the first time. Commander has committed at least 11 biting incidents at the white house and in delaware, including one time an officer was hospitalized after the dog mouled their arms and their thighs. Conspiracy. Theory suggest commanders bite first policy reflects white house thinking in almost every scenario. Leading commentators to suggest that commanda has actually been in charge of American Foreign policy for decades. Fight first, ask questions later. Blow up irak, no weapons of mass destruction, so what . Satam was looking at me in a funny way, woof woof. Oh, and dogs press team has come up with some possible headlines, all inspired by bidens bity buddy. Commanders legal defense, trump made him do it. Bidens dog growls the fifth amendment. Commander reveals a single bite is a tragedy. A million bites are just how we do things in the middle east. Biden, if they think my dogs going to prison before donald, they must be barking mad. It also led to questions about how biden can be trusted to control washington when he cant even. Control his dog, thats all for this time, join me again to find out who macron wont leave alone next, who netanyahu is occuping in the name of peace, and where the commander is the dog whos next up. For the nobel prize of peace, thats all on press tv with memotopic and cats and dogs. من بينها العلمات المجهزه في عمليه. تمر امام منصه سريد الشهيد القيد تم المنصه ناره تطلقوا ببركه الشهداء بمهام مختلفه. The province of gom in iran is to the south of tehran a low plain. Our destination is the small village of. Kahak, thats 30 kilometers from the provincial capital of hum. Kahak is where one of the most influential islamic philosophers, theologians and