Then again, there is nothing rudimentary about a really good hamburger.
Some say the best burgers are made at home, on the backyard grill. There's a strong case to be made for that.
But when it comes to cooking, Nick in the Morning isn't exactly the Galloping Gourmet. Not even with burgers, the kind of cuisine that's so easy even a caveman can prepare it.
There's something about a well-crafted, restaurant-made burger that's tough to top. Pair it with hand-cut french fries, throw in an ice-cold beer and you have Jimmy Buffett's perfect meal, regardless of whether it's near a beach.