We know El Paso has their fair share of local clever jokers who let it show through their personal business.
Everyone knows someone who can put together a couple of regular words that sound like you're cursing in Spanish. For example, say these words in somewhat a quick manner, ice bank mice elf.
It sounds like you're saying I spank myself when you're really not. Now we must settle something once and for all for some of you curious callers that call the rock line about an advertisement we're running. There are a few metaphysical supply stores in El Paso that have quite the store name.