Is kind of heavy, and he just provokes injuries, and over time the finger can even become twisted. To improve your health, fomin went to kislovodsk. In the sanatorium, he treated frayed nerves with narzan, took charcots showers, baths, and ate stress with delicacies. In the local canteen, the artist was fed to the highest standard. Cream with zucchini soup, shrimp and octopus tentacles. Everything was incredibly tasty, very, very little. The first 23 days, at first you are in shock, you want to be there somewhere. If the night lights up the stars in the sky again, it means someone needs it, life is a game of their stripes , just do what you have to do in it, we accepted the challenge, get tired of the motto, we are already behind backstage, all the roles were written, we came out again , entered this hour, the stars were shining brightly , stars, stars, stars, stars. The most popular show of the moment stars. You are watching us on the ntv channel on the vk video platform. What is the essence of our project . It involves 10 cool, megapopular stars who came to us and chose their humorous team. The stars and their teams will compete in humor for the main prize. The celebrities did not come emptyhanded, for which many thanks to him. And each of them brought in 2 million rubles. Threw it in common bank. At the finale of our show, the winner will take home a prize of 20 million rubles. And everything is yes, yes, yes, yes. And all of our 10 stars have already promised that if they win, they will donate their winnings to charity, for which special thanks to them. Our project will begin with a big festival, where we will meet all the stars and teams and see their performances. Next, the participants will meet each other in duels, the results of which will advance the best to the finals, where they will compete for the main prize. I remind you of 20 million rubles. What if something went wrong or someone distracted you . You from watching the show stars, all episodes of the show are available on the vk video platform. Download the app and watch it on any device at any time. Show stars and even more in a separate application vk video. Today we definitely left some city without a concert, because its here. Sergey zhukov seryozha, welcome, how are you, how are you feeling . How do you generally feel about humor . Do you have a sense of humor . Well, sitting on the same jury with garik, i think ill improve my skills. Well, tell me, this is how you will evaluate performances of other stars, you re kind, thats how i know you, i ll try to proceed anyway. From what happens, because theres just not enough humor , theres just not enough star, when this big symbiosis of course, sergey zhukov, dear friends, bravo, lets move on, amazing comedian, my good friend, this is just a text, my good friend, colleague, person who always smells delicious of sausages, gary kharlamov, what do you expect from this show . Its clear that youre not expecting anything, just for show, tell me what youre waiting for, im waiting for humor, humor, humor you are expecting, it just so happens, our jury is magnificent, legendary or there tends to be legendary, i looked at myself, in my mind, of course, yes, what a modest fellow, you seem to be the best comedian in the country, wait, but how are you . I m also the best comedian in the country, all the best comedians in the country are here, thats it, so i expect from the best comedians in the country, laughter, humor, positivity, energy and so on, so on, so on, which together makes up a great time for both the jury, the audience, and and the audience, as i laid out, well, i said a lot, no counter, as always, gary kharlov, my friends , lets move on, vk design director, a man who lost the game as a child, find 10 differences, artemy lebedev, artemy, welcome, how are you with us, hello, see you again, eh how good you are here, well try somehow, yes artemmi. Or maybe some kind of energy drink, some kind of coal, by the way, artemi, what do you think of the design of what you see . Luxurious, were just sitting in some kind of fashionable vacuum cleaner, and artemy lebedev, a brand man, now attention, friends, director of the loudest series in 2023, a man who became a Living Legend thanks to. You might hug artemy, we were selected, you see on what basis, and i imagine the finale of the project now and, well, there will be a second season, no, such an intrigue, we are glad to see you back, we are here for the first time, but we are glad to see you return to ntv. Lets move on, the ambassador is responsible for youth and lightness in our jury. Hello, i suggest we immediately switch from you to you, valentina vasilievna, youre not against it, youre not against it, youre not against it, im a little worried, in fact, for what . I had my first shoot in 1924, i m still a little shy now, but, as we said earlier, in december something happens to you, tasmanian from side to side, and this episode also begins very comically azomat, i recently got sick and a complication appeared on my lips, it really hurts me to smile, so guys, if something bursts very loudly, cracks, explodes, you know, these are my lips, these are the things, bravo, in general the jury has been selected, yes, this is a very big problem for the country. I understand im alone i will work, but here, well, in my specialty, everyone is welcome, friends, we are incredibly glad to see you. Dear jury, listen very carefully now, maybe someone will even write something down. Each of you, in addition to a cozy chair and a bottle of water, has one point. First, you will see the performance of ten stars of their teams, and then give your point to those who liked you the most. Your decision will affect the future fate of the participants. Even one point can change everything. Recorded . Thats right. Then lets move on to that, for the sake of. What exactly speaking, we are gathered here, so here we go, friends, meet the first star and the team she chose, the most mysterious show on television, the mask show hello, this is the mask show. Friends, lets meet our jury, philip kirkorov. Oh, philip, why do you look like that . Now i always go heavily dressed just in case. Two fur coats, three socks. Well, friends, lets move on. Hello, sunshine. Ice cream and valeria, if they ask you to remove something superfluous from this list, then fuck the ice cream, the only adult singer which in the song there is the word watch, god , how beautiful it is, its just incredible, just incredible, honestly, you saw it, just amazing, really, really, amazing, what a sweetness, pure melisma, and what a librata, just honey on my. Still on young ears, honestly, i think its zizitope. Its early, valeria , no one is singing yet, and that is, its all just in my head, god, what a pity that i was the only one who heard this, really, it was just amazing, honestly, but yes, its really a showmask amazing in every way, but you know what, the most important thing in life in everything is to maintain a positive attitude, so i just wake up right at dawn. Im starting the morning, the sky, the sun, the plane, i just adore it all, honestly, of course, of course, i also need to work on myself, i wake up right away, right in the center of the room , i start working on myself, lalalala a minor, fa, fa, ody, dont, you cant do it, dont, fa, fa, fa, yes, thank you, ody, es, major, and yosya stands, you just have to see it, you just have to see it. Because he stands there, rubbing his sleepy eyes in his pajamas, says zaya, theres something wrong with him and doesnt know everyone here anymore, he says, yes, you think, one word, amazing, well, perhaps, apparently , something has been done, yes, well , lets move on, regina dadorenko, hello, hello, hello, hello guys, have fun, smile. In any case, more positive, here i have a husband vlad topalov, but im still cheerful, well done, yes, you can listen to the members of our jury endlessly, if youre a cat and dont understand anything at all, well, with us there was only one unguessed mask left, damn, thats right, i could have come there wearing a mask, dont be upset, im bulgarian , of course, meet a horse, so the horse , gait, gait looks like someone, very similar, i know, i know , who is this, listen to me, listen, only one performer can have such highs, its leonid utyotsov, for sure. Or philip kirkorov, or so, lets go crazy, you can see from the gait, this is a bravo group, an amazing reincarnation of a mask, yes, exactly, exactly, listen, it was in my head just now, gone somewhere, come on, let him take off his mask and well see, theres no need to take anything off, now is not the best time, lets better put something on top, theres a cossack costume, a cossack costume, youre lying. The mask needs to be taken off, then its without me, otherwise theyll cut me out of my video apology, ill have to beg mityaev for a turtleneck again, well friends, lets all do it together, mask, mask, mask, mask, mask, incredible, its him , god, peoples artist of russia, thank you, no need, im such a star that you dont need to introduce me to found out, good evening. But listen, well, you have to throw in 2 million right away, how can we ask malikov for 2 million . Listen , but i wouldnt worry, not one normal person in life will say the phrase hands for mushrooms for a small sum, obviously there is money, listen, well, it turns out great, malikov chose us, yes, russia chose Dmitry Malikov, why am i i missed the news, russia chose malikov . Are you a fool . No, the russian team chose Dmitry Malikov as their star in the show. Is it possible to use more precise wording in the month of march . Pick up . Listen, this is my first time in humor, so tell me how everything works here . So, well, thats how its set up, valya carnival sits on the jury, yes, and this is Dmitry Malikov speaking in front of her, why . I hope she likes dima malikov, because dima chipped in 2 million to have the opportunity to perform in front of valya, yes girls, maybe we wont attack shuri, and god forbid we lose, are you sure well lose, malikov and i are playing, he will never never lost anywhere, so i just never lost anywhere participated, no need, everything is fine, listen, its great, we have such a team , i think that we are just an ideal team, i dont understand what this is, and this is olya, damn, you cant leave her alone for a second, i immediately found some guy, i dont understand who you are, and why didnt you recognize me, but although yes, i agree, its difficult to recognize a person just by his dick. You bastard, is that you . Are you sick of me . Ive already blocked him everywhere, did he somehow manage to send me a pisyun through Government Services . Well , why are you hiding from me, my olga . Little card, who are you here . Dukalis, mukhtar . Damn it, no, seriously, have you just blossomed, or have you . I always had such a red face, ol, who is this . I am the trainer of the puppets of this cat, what kind of cat, a fur seal, who has a mustache on his arms, who crawls on the ice for a long time before reaching the water, and why are you so angry, and that a dress with the inscription ufc appeared, now you are torn whether to take it or not, listen olga, carton kinkipati. Yeah, youve really gotten prettier, did you get breasts done, or did you have three, you, and this is the belly, thats it, come here, my kitty, my little fish, you dont smell like anything, lets go, olva, hes bothering you, and who is this, this is dmitry, medvedev, i havent seen medvedev for a long time, and what in our country there is only dmitry medvedev, well, there is also malikov, this is malikov, eh . Okay, calm down , i wont fight with malikov, im not an idiot, malikov is perfect, it seems to me, malikov will ride with a person in the elevator, fart loudly, the person will think about himself, i chose it purely, but my back is the same, but no nothing needs to be shown, but excuse me, please, what is your name, zaurbek, zaurbek his name is zaurbek, can i talk to you for a second, hear you, bald devil, if you appear near this tigress again, ill put you on a hookah, youll smell like watermelon all your life, you understand me, or your head . Give, im sorry, but what do you allow yourself , but no one will believe you anyway, chushpan, i m malikov, and malikov is perfect, olya, its definitely malikov, maybe its medvedev, but no, malikov was, malikov. So get out of here, okay . Okay, if anything, i m waiting for you on the street in a car, like he bought a car, damn it, yes what a car, i say, in a car with seedlings , as you like, go, get out of here, cheburek in a shirt, now it was really insulting, i m not even in a shirt, damn youve become evil, ive spoiled you, malikov, come on, come on , get out, thank you, listen, the Russian National team , dima malikov, its generally going well, or maybe well end everything with dima malikovs song, well, listen, everyone is waiting for malikovs song from malikov, well, we still have a humorous competition, we need to somehow surprise, maybe basketball, like baskel, well, no one expects basketball from us, well, for a reason. No one expects him, usually when a person expects basketball, he turns on basketball, no one watches a humorous program in the hope that there will be basketball there. Olya, maybe its true, lets try, it will be completely unexpected, well , yes, well, you think, come on, well, lets try, take out malikovs basketball, look, and they also had a ring backstage, and dima was preparing for basketball. Well, lets applaud, support dmitry, well, the song is just a song, brave like the wind, free, i do everything, whatever your heart desires, but then i fell deeply in love with my girl. It wasnt and no, it was dmitry marika, the russian team, thank you, i have you here, i have you. This is Dmitry Malikov from the Russian National team , in the valeria hall, valeria, how are you , great, as always, great, great, guys, well, lets start with whom, tell me, mr. Presenter, this is your vodka, lets start with you, it was a good performance, i ll tell you, strong, funny, fast, interesting, ol bravo, thank you, dear, thank you, always, and dim, but i have never seen you grabbed someone for something at all, well , we were just lucky, when we collaborated with you, you behaved very well, thats it , but it was wonderful, in general well, funny, cool, compact performance, great, what can i do say, thank you, thank you, im glad, thank you, thank you, thank you, garik, seryozha, lets listen to you, yes, glad to see you again, my favorite people. Its always a pleasure to be in your company, in fact, your target audience, yes, well, we grew up on your songs, thank you very much, you can also say about dimas songs, i think, thats especially true hes been on the stage even longer than me, so hes also grown up on your songs, but thats why hes the same, yes, so i wanted to say, hes as kind as me, two kind people, apparently here in this room today, thats what they call us. And first of all, i want to note how brilliantly each of you plays your role, and you continue to show another level, not only of humor, but also an acting level, that is, the level of actors, thank you for valeria, i think everyone saw , how wonderful it was, this is super, thank you, gooseberry zhora, zhora, listen, its a thrill, its actually a highclass parody at the beginning, everyone did a great job, and Regina Todorenko is also recognizable, not only valeria, for some reason i recognized her in this program, then dimas appearance, which is a counterpoint to this. Humor, which means it existed , nevertheless, it was very cool, because you can see that you are like a person who is just starting his journey in humor, but this all somehow looked very harmonious, very cool, and ol, i want let me tell you, you are a highclass, sharpcharacter actress, and you need to act in films. Valya carnival. I want note how cool you thought out dmitrys appearance. I directly like it. It was very cool. I agree with the words of the men, the parodies are simply incredible. I would also like to note that dmitry looks super harmonious on your team, and this is simply incredible. Thank you for the emotions. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, val. My favorite member of the jury. Im with. I deliberately delayed this moment, because well, the main chatterbox, the main intrigue, artemy, we are listening to you, sparkling humor, i almost tore my stomach from laughing, a joke, well, you i laugh, but what a joke, what do we believe in in the end, choose your option, i looked at how you watched the performance, i got the impression, as if you wanted to. Remember the performance, you just tell me whether you liked it or not , no, well, there must be one honest person from the internet, im the one who usually writes comments under videos on vk videos, thats all everything thats written there, thats what people like me do, im from the people , and this is you, and weve been around for. A long time, okay, then why are we disagreeing . Thank you very much, thank you to the team, thank you to the star, thank you, thank you, thank you, dvitri malik from the Russian National team, and in order to be absolutely sure of the safety of the prize fund, we will transfer all the money to the vtb savings bank. An account with a rate of as much as 16 , lets do this using vtb online, and interest is charged on the daily balance, well still earn money, everyone at vtb can open a savings account for their goals online, everything will work out. 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Everything you are interested in is now in the vk video application, you can see with the naked eye that this is a star show, and we continue, friends, meet our next star and the team she chose. Well, here we are in moscow, finally, otherwise ive already served my whole ass. On the plane in irkutsk, did you get off . Vika and i have a song, very tasty eggplant, marzepan. You see, everything is about us, you are my future trophy, no need for extra times, so, announce me like in the best restaurants of irkutsk, uh, come on, thank you, if they ask me what its for, i have this nice dress, ill answer, so that its like someone elses nine. Kharlamova, ill play the console with you, listen to jokes with a smile on my face, oh, what a fool you were, ill tell your former owner, i ate with you so much, without getting up to laugh straight from normal, in general, im still coming to you, if there is no one there, a designer. Valya, maybe you wont show off your buffers in the jury there . Len, please clarify which particular vale you are saying this to, listen, well, this is a show of stars. Well, dont you really care . I wonder who our star is, even if its the kologrivy, even if its the kologrivy, i agree , only a madman can put two lemmas on us, listen, well, we ll be guessing for a very long time, i suggest we play our game, so, categories havent apologized yet, disappeared like nagiyev and ntv nipples, i choose. Vk video. Lera, you better tell me how you manage to look so good at your age. Well, thats a Million Dollar secret. Yes, what a million, theres only a whistle at one and a half. And the bumper strap is three. Is it carlson with tits who understands prices, or what . Yes for its inexpensive to do you and your teeth. Listen, but once for the rest of your life. You have for life, but here we have everyday conflicts, yeah , in red and white the floors are slippery, girls, you know, it seems to me that everything will work out for you on ntv, why, well, you have the faces of victims, so girls, do you all like our star . Lera, of course, im sorry, but you look more like a star who came out to us to announce a normal star, you know, well, that is, you are now saying that. Im a lousy star, yes, well, that is, if i were in show mask would take off the mask there, me would they ask you to take off your mask again, is this what humor is about . Yes, its about humor, thats all, in short , choose either me or her, oh, you re annoying us, well, of course, we choose lera, well lera so lera, okay, tell me, whos on the jury here today . Here is the director of hype films, color realist design, famous singer of songs, the best comedian in the country, the whole country knows them, the whole country knows them, who will tell me, who will tell me who she is, who she is. Maybe well continue, wait, the ladies will get tired of it, they want to fall in love, theres no need to prince. Vera, whats going on . Im not vera, im Lera Kudryavtseva. Well, what are you . Lera kudryavtseva . Well, who doesnt use patches. And now you will never guess who the real Lera Kudryavtseva is. Yes, this is nonsense, this is me, Lera Kudryavtseva, who was born in ustkaminy in kazakhstan. I am more like a person who was born in kazakhstan. Yes , its me, Lera Kudryavtseva, already 52 years old. I look more like a person who. Has the same rake, and vera, why dont you like Lera Kudryavtseva so much . Yes , because i immediately offered to take you star leonid konevsky, because he is funnier. Didnt you propose leonid kanevestkov . Well, what do you think of her humor . Thats it, in short, ill be back. You, well, take a closer look at me now, valeria , that the guy is younger, suddenly you will find, doubts, doubts, doubts, so, active biden, get out of here, okay, ill go for a walk in the air in a raincoat over my naked body, why, ill arrange an exhibition of folk. So, well, in general, somehow everything is working out cool for us, yes, all that remains is to choose the team uniform, lets have a czechoslovakian, czechoslovakian dam closet. Soviet workers hid their stash in it, Party Workers hid their mistresses, and highranking Party Workers hid their lovers, but it was used for its intended purpose, women kept their outfits in it, this is how, for example, komsomol women dressed, this is how prostitutes dressed, vera, i am not vera, i am lionid konevsky, because hes funnier, but i thought. Lukashenko from aliexpress, well, just go ahead with the humor. Lera, dont Pay Attention to her, in fact, of course, we really like you. Girls, look, i bet 2 million on you. Well, we need to somehow win. Here we have four men sitting on the jury. This is what siberian women do to please men . They make dumplings, well, lets make dumplings , what can you do, well, im a grandmother, girls, what delicious dumplings well have now, and what if we dont succeed, dont worry, Yulia Vysotskaya cooked on this channel. Vera, what is the secret of your recipe . Yes, this is not flour, a joke oh, garik kharlamovs mouth is probably watering right now do you think its still worth covering your chest . Oh, everything is boiling oh, well, thats it, girls, its time to cook dumplings, girls, how nice we are sitting, maybe lets drink some wine, i thought you wouldnt offer it already, huh . A zel brand refrigerator, the pride of any soviet housewife, people stored fruits, vegetables, meat, fish, sometimes medicine in it, but even. I couldnt find Lera Kudryavtsevas sense of humor in it, verochka, well, of course i understand that you like to joke about the fact that i m not a star at all and that i dont look young, but maybe its time for you to powder yourself a little, its real not flour. Wash, this is really boiling water, damn it, so what should we do now, they bashed the whole stage, we actually still have to sing the final song, with the help of our dress, we dirty the stage all day, maybe well ask someone to clean it up. Let him clean up, the city threw what we did , what we did, to our star, there was a lesson , what we did, what we did, lazarev couldnt even force him, now we are for our deaths, we spend airtime here while the perapals are washed , valya, go, distract the jury, sir, you are a thief of dust. Married but still you at the same time, hes rich, valya, quickly roll up your navel , stop arranging your fate, actually, i m covering for you here, karlamov isnt watching the scene now, it seems like weve done everything , it seems like weve done everything, ordinary people have made their dream come true, we did it for you, we did it for you they did it , they bent the star right on the stage, raisa irkutskon , your strongest and most independent applause and raisa, lets get louder, but before i address the jury, i would like to say that we have a legend sitting in our hall today. Hi, it was very funny, special thanks hi girls, what beauties you are, everyone i really appreciated you for your jokes in my direction, i really appreciated it, now, as always, men will sort you into categories for humor, but i want to note how cool you worked, there are so many of you , it seems hard, it seems that. Its hard, you could get confused , but you worked on stage as a single organism, it was very, of course , important to remember each other, it was very cool, i would also like to note how cool the girls sing and dance, you are just incredible beauties, thank you very much, it was funny, it was burst, lip burst, lip, garik look, burst while still in place, on the spot, yes, im watching, but it was very funny, really, good, it was on the verge, thank you, thank you very much val. Zhor, i already saw you swimming, you were already smiling, yes, it was like that, no, girls, beautiful, charming, young , witty, in pink, in pink, wonderful, i just retold what i saw, thank you, thank you, seryozha. Thank you for 12 years, this is really still relevant, at a concert i always dont sing the age, i let the audience finish singing, today you showed an example of how this should be done and its true, first of all, i want to be honest, its a shock to me, lesh , that you are so old, this is the first thing that amazed me in this issue, they unpacked it, but im amazed that you show so calmly and coolly that everything is just beginning. Its very difficult to be the first womens team, its very difficult, ive never been the first womens team, never, this is the first womens team today, therefore, thats why we have the best, best womens team today. Mis of the game, the whole team gets the mis of the game, you already have the title, girls, lerka, youre just goddess, well done, bravo, incredible, always, best, real, sincere, did you dare . Do you remember at least one joke . Well, of course ill remember, my konevsky tore every time, but really its funny, very funny , thank you garik, thank you garik, yes, thank you, well, we give the floor to our energy geyser, he looks with such hatred that it s even scary , he is smiling now , i know him, i am him, he is laughing very hard now, girls, beauties, but the number is full, but can i add, can i, yes, of course, valya, just, it seems to me that we shouldnt forget that there are girls here, amazing beauties who did everything to the maximum, and no matter how old we are, what stage we stand on, some words can offend us when especially gigantic work has been done, so friends , lets give the girls the loudest applause, once again. Lera kudryavtseva and the team of raisas show stars give you the opportunity to laugh heartily, and the film the flying ship to dream from the heart, your favorite fairy tale, your favorite songs, your favorite hero, the flying ship, and many others. 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Yes, great, great, a new project, that, in short, i put together a team, great, really, if i knew that money i need to throw in, i found someone richer , in short, regarding the money, i throw in 1. 950 and my grandmothers gold teeth, that is, i put both money and mouth, the first joke the first one is on me, the son of a military man and i traveled the whole country with my father, i was in different cities and regions, meet my team, regions, yes, yes, here they are, here they are, louder, here they are, here they are the dogs are rootless, but their asses are unwashed, yes, these are them for baptism, then the divers look for them, here they are, here they are, reserved seat faces, here they are, yes, this is them after the third glass of introduction with theyre tumbling over the father in the kitchen, damn it, they lifted him up howling, yes, damn it, he threw the child into a snowdrift, uh, actually he pushed the mother into the firewood, shes still covered in splinters, and nothing, they communicate, okay. Here it is, here it is, the thunderstorm of the toilet, damn it, and it makes a pulna out of any hanging one, all the wild ones are afraid of fireworks, they immediately move apart, if someone doesnt move for 10 minutes, they start to eat him, but they have to give it their due. Everyone is vaccinated for putin, well done for showing you moscow, damn, lets probably start with avocado, well, first of all, hello, denis, hello, hello, healthy, guys, great, yes, and secondly, why are you telling us the jokes that we came up with for you, but lets do it, this is a stars project, it is needed so that we become new stars, how new, okay, during the editing well make it look like it happened, well, that s it, bro, what new stars , theyre cleaning up the old ones, god forbid, damn it, it feels like someone has a favorite star and theyre cleaning everyone right down to it, soon there will only be eva left full, what will you do, cry, cry, dance, dance, nothing will work out for you, you have neither money nor connection, no azomat, you shut up , what did you think i didnt see you, shut up, youre asian, youll be silent with me, i got it, i got it, hes standing here, youll draw a mustache on me, i got it, in short, this doesnt happen , that you were born in a basin, you came here, you have concerts and money, but its a carnival , well, you dont have such gorgeous tits, yes , you hear, hes good, in short, i threw in the money, so ill show , what are you going to show, i have one little thing, no one has seen it yet, show me the little one, no need, what you, stick with me, bro, there will be money, maybe youll even try oysters, that you will be me, you, the drowned yura muzychenko, thats all. And you fucking zhirigabel know what youre going to do, what im going to do, denis, what am i, dont yell, i didnt hurt that much, but im on the beach, my hemorrhoids popped up, but pick it up, i dont want to, i too, dont bother me, in short, okay, show me, but the market is not closed, i will remember you. Show yourself, the regions on stage, i answer, we fought, then we will become best friends, finally the regions on ntv, the regions the regions are watching, in moscow city they are not watching us now, ordinary people from ordinary cities are watching us, where the wealth of their neighbors is determined by the fireworks, the armenians probably dont care. Where all the locals have a conversation, where they write, where traffic cops stand around the city, like, you know , yes, where not a single woman pronounces berries, this one, go get it, and what kind of Clothing Stores do we have in the regions on. Somewhere past a fivestory building like this, a man walks through the first floor window like this and looks in, there s a kitchen, theres a potbellied tv on the refrigerator, a woman is washing something in the sink, shes looking, and now im im telling you from this tv that youre watching , man, that youre warming your ears, okay, dear, dont worry, everything we do is for you, that boys, regions of the stage, full throttle, healthy cities, black beard. All of us, when we looked out the window to check whether it was cold outside or not, we saw this picture, the weather is terrible, yes, global warming, i understand, this is it, guys, lets go to the carriage, now the search will begin, there is fog in my head, ill go to bed, its a hundred today. And in everyones yard there was this kid who constantly sat with grandmothers on the bench , hold it, i opened the ice cream for you, that youre dirty, can he play with us, well, you know that hes not allowed, why, well, hes like that , let him go, please, okay, go for a walk, wait, im not hungry, i wont eat your edible underwear, wait, i saw it in the skin, now. Well renew our relationship correctly , youre ready, come on, what a bitch, what a bitch, thats it, you re a bitch, it wasnt like that, so what are you, what are you . Really poured it, you really poured it, why are you making me play like this, make me eat more shit, damn, its really simple, but what will i do, what if you only participate in this type of creativity, what did you say, dont forget, you hear, okay, ill show what im capable of, come on and show me the hooligan. Now new housing is very expensive , so many people buy a resale apartment, so at a meeting with a realtor, its great that you are looking for an apartment correctly because yurasya came down to earth from heaven to you, whatever you want, show the apartment, why show it here, an ordinary russian apartment in which ordinary families live all over the country, ill tell you quickly, here entrance, lets go in, carefully , welcome mat, hello, hello, hello, intercom, i opened it, didnt open it, never opens the first time, well find it in the kitchen, london, paris, new york, refrigerator magnets, here we have spoons, forks, all from different sets, not a single one is the same, here we have pot lids that dont fit any pan, here we have plates, everyone is putting on a fire show in the microwave. Here the oven is deceived, the time never shows correctly, here its 6 am, ill never get used to it, you know, now carefully, table butterfly , knife butterfly, dead butterfly, we are on the balcony, carefully follow me, hocus pocus, we are in the hall, this is the apartment, dont drink this sprite, this is water for flowers, look how beautiful it is, here behind the tv extension cord, no matter what cord you pull out, the bitch tv always turns on , how does this happen, here we have an ironing board with an antenna, why the hell is there an antenna, have you ever watched ntv from an ironing board, i havent, here we have a computer desk, open the cabinet, whats right there, old broken phones, no matter which one you turn on, there is a video on it where a plane fires rockets under the clock, we land in the bathroom, the bathtub is an interesting design solution, one faucet on the sink for the bathtub, who came up with the genius, here we have a soap dish, the water in it is cloudy , bitch, its been standing for about 20 years, theres a glass next to it, there are seven toothbrushes in it, although three people live in the apartment, how did it happen, lets move on to the toilet , the flush button is like a fritswap, itll just fucking come out of there, you have to do it right like this, everything is mined with bushings , here with us, here with we have a brush, it contains water like tenyearold cognac, so aged, its a relative of that water from a soap dish, you know . Two empty creams, three deodorants, 12 used disposable razors, a huge puck of cream, neveya, where only around the edges it remains, two cotton disks, three cotton swabs, all this on the shelf near the mirror, all this forever, because its in russian, damn it, but well probably redo the renovation, for gods sake. Then lets move to where you cant make repairs, to the entrance, all the doors are soft, they all knock loudly, we go down down, there are mailboxes , you get the feeling that only such letters come there, im changing you, vitalik, bitch, everything is crumpled, we go out, we go out of the entrance, there s a front garden, theres a soft toy lion on a tree, it has paws, like that. In the rain he looks very raped, here we have a beautiful playground, but dont look into the rocket, its not just space, it doesnt matter now, we urgently need to run to the entrance, because there is an ambulance there, all the residents came out to find out who it was she, the bitch, who arrived. That the yard is small, there are five red and white shops nearby, stop by, well, probably not, for gods sake, youre charged 5,000, we are realtors, what do we charge for, it should be hot, rattling, loving, prickly, from time to time, i dont think so at all , what are you sending, you are sweet to hell, but burning, how you tortured me, you are not from anyone. What planet did the girl come to me from . We are all running to your hearts, so guys, elections are coming soon, yes, and recently Vladimir Vladimirovich gave an interview where he answered serious questions, i thought, someone should answer frivolous questions answer, in theory, meet someone, the press secretary of the president of the russian federation, Dmitry Sergeevich peskov, he knows nothing. Good evening, hello, i specifically came out to support the regions so that the regions would support us, preparations for the elections are going well, one hundred percent navka is expected, oh, navka i say. I missed the turnout, Dmitry Sergeevich, what are you doing here, elections, and what am i, im not participating, my job is to wait for a text message, im working, im not working, damn it, and if im not working, no, okay, lets start a press conference. Chinese telegram channel the Auto Industry hasnt done well and theres no point in starting. Dmitry sergeevich, when will our officials switch to russian cars . Well, you know, i havent seen a single official driving a foreign car, but i see their drivers all the time, so the drivers are snickering, officials, well done, the rushion geographic telegram channel is expanding. Dmitry sergeevich, how many regions do we have in our country . Look, now. Dmitry sergeevich, what tv series do you watch in our regions, lets not spoil it, do you have free time . Yes, what series, i beg you, i work for the good of the country, i am for this i stand for the country, the country is everything to me, and im all about the country, whoever knows me knows what series there are, thats it, the next question, go ahead , yarolash, ask, political. Political telegram channel texas komsomolets, tell me , what kind of candidates will be in the elections, and what kind of candidates are there, i mean, i havent gathered, again, what kind of candidates will be in the elections, good question, kharitonov, sort of like slutsky, but not a coach, although maybe a coach, i dont know, but you can be more specific, you need a specific person, look at simpson. Its not me, its cholesterol, yes, but we also have polling stations in gyms, and you are probably afraid of them like hell, yes, good, you went into the booth together with the booth and left, to eat, yes, and if i put you in your booth now, can you hear how you are talking to the president s confidant , hello, you cant trust such a face, and you repeat this to that face again, but for gods sake, do you hear, smoochki, bitch, ah, what a fool or what . And think about it, if its someone watching without a sound, take off your mustache, no, take off your mustache, i say, take it off, if i take off my mustache, pain will follow, god knows, its makeup, thats it, good, good, good, now you understand why the real peskov didnt want to play for us . 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Its just crazy, but i became very worried about the guys, well, because we havent seen them in action yet, and i, frankly, was worried, i thought, well, of course, now the road will take over everything, were all getting by here, and so on, but when i saw the guys, the audience would support me, an absolutely worthy team, i dont know, theres a mentor, a teacher, a star, a friend, hes a beast, hey, he ordered rolls for us, i think half the country now recognizes his apartment, thanks to you, you have this now, i only have three toothbrushes, and the rest is all about the same, in fact, thank you for this edge that you always have, uh, when you, you know, involuntarily say, god , what are they doing and you laugh, this is very cool, thank you for this. Humor, i hope it doesnt cut out half of it, thank you ntv, thank you, thank you, thank you sergeev, val, yes, id like to hear your opinion, yes, garik, your lips are torn, no, no, theyre alive, but dont Pay Attention to what you have here, whats going on with you attention, we have a family here, this needs to be in context, in context, this is not just a question out of the blue, guys, i dont know if this is it. You and denis are either my tachycordia, but my heart is beating stronger and stronger every second, you are so cool, i saw how you enjoyed the stage and lived here and got super pleasure from everything that was happening, you got high, i got high and our viewers had a blast, thank you very much for your humor, it was just very cool, zhor. This is cool, this is just cool, and i want to say cool as an actor, you are great artists , denis was the first to jump out, just jumped out , played so many roles, as if in such a short time, then you are just fantastic, amir, im sorry, i didnt look, didnt see you before this, but you are cool. And the fact that you manage to turn this regional culture into humor and its impossible to stop, its just some kind of torture with humor, thats how funny it is, and again and again, again, this is a tour of the apartment, its just incredible, and maybe there are some candidates for the second season, hypnosis, but Everyone Needs to be taken, the jumbler came to life. This is him alive, the uprising of yarolas , the uprising of yarolas, the word of the boy two, the uprising, i also liked the rhythm, just incredible, high rhythm, they dont expect anything, as if there were so many jokes left behind the scenes, they could still pile it up, well see in the next stages, yes, this is just a bomb, cool, i think that we will have problems with who will give a point, because you cant double. Here, but you are definitely just kings of the streets, thank you, thank you, thank you, but there are others too there are teams, you have to watch them all. I saw that, friends, the volcano of happiness smiled , it was true a couple of times, i saw it too, i saw artemy, i usually laugh about once a year, but today i neighed like a horse, wow, he melted, he melted, only for you, only this for you , applause for him, thank you for. Well , now you will hear that its hard to be first in the olympics and so on, no, first of all , its hard to perform first with dignity, its true, really, first the Team Performs like crazy, guys, what does he want to say, how differently, indeed, time flows differently during the performance of different teams, somewhere it lengthens this time, somewhere it is completely shortened, and people are different, imagine, and people are different and the time is different, well well, no one needs this kind of philosophy, guys, what i want to say is, you re cool, no, by the way, look, this is how fate scattered us from our program, you re sitting on the jury, dear, for some reason, some fucking star, the time is like this , amazing, you i, i drive one amazing, convenient, comfortable, thats it, in general, guys, in my opinion , a certain favorite has appeared, we will fight, this certain favorite is called Denis Dorokhov and the team is regions, regions are here, tell yourself everything , i am also from the regions, to be honest, i have not always been here , thank you very much, guys, good luck, friends, the next team has an extra 5 seconds to prepare for the performance, short advertising, stickers, the shadow doesnt stick, ntv apartment house at margulis next saturday. 10 days until spring. 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Sergei zhukov can fill the Luzhniki Stadium at any time, himself without spectators, well, no matter what, but so that the jury should we plant him directly, or start our incredible adventure in a new project more gently. Inflict what you want, and so that you dont have to pay anything for it, you dont have a telegram channel , bloody lady, well, by the way, you dont know, she s running this year, otherwise last time it turned out so damn great, she almost won , yes, she almost won, or what would be strange now, if the president s husband showed his sausage from the stage in the theater, sergei, are you offended, well, very wrong, im not serious, you look normal here, no question arises in my head , they say why the hell is he here, how. But im soon 40 years old, how can i make her laugh . Ill say bugalyak, or in the stomach ill do this to her, shell laugh, its all strange, but are we even planning to stay in this project or have we turned on the kologriv mode and lets go, like. As the comedy shows in the number from the view into the type, they both choose, thats it, a Living Legend, with a dead body, its true, but there are questions for artemy lebedev, mih, to whom, well, artemy lebedev, mr. Positive, foulmouthed with vk, now on ntv has arrived, sitting blue on green, like a drunk on the grass. Dresses like this well, in general, a respected designer, if this is the case according to the documents, then you said everything, i have nothing to add, then gooseberry zhora, this is gooseberry, this is gooseberry, i thought this was zlatan ibrahimovic, well, after covid, its clear, but what does he need to say, well, as a weak director, well, well, as a person should have understood, in our country people will be angry if adidas leaves for the second time, you cant do that, well, yes, yes. Well, you roughly understand what kind of team we are, yes, just if you dont understand, then youre stupid, mih, well, what do people have to do with it, well in general, we need to win 20 million, this is a lot of money, 20 million is not so easy for even garik kharlamov, in order for him to earn 20 million, i must say, a very tasty turkey, ill only take such a turkey, hellish work, you know, well in short. You, by the way, dont be alarmed, its not yeltsin who returned from the doll show, our stinky, stinky, and where are you from, the village of shushinskaya, where lenin sat, yes, i even know what exactly, vanka, van, well, thats it, when you go to the doctor, well, you can already see that theres something a little wrong with you, its like youve been skipping the cemetery for 2 years, but i dont go to the doctors, what are you doing . They dont love me, im being treated at home, i recently had hemorrhoids removed, but theres nothing complicated, its like with a baby tooth, tied with a string , attached to the door, you sit, wait for your mother to come back from work, well, somehow it turns out that way, yes im freaking out, did you fall for it, a joke, a prank, i heated the scissors on the comfort, a rolling pin in my teeth and chickchick, thats all that was left for the lower back with the heater, the shmyak went away satisfied. How many times have i told you, lets go without this psycho to perform, he said, valer, but its impossible without me, they love me on ntv, i know how many times ive replaced mukhtar here, i sit on all fours, i dont even need makeup, one on one, well, this is a guard, now even a star wont choose us, i swear to you, by the way, who is the star here, well, i think its mikhail. Why . Well, why doesnt he come out . Good, well, yes, well, in the sense of bad, but good, yes, well, until he comes out, we have to somehow perform ourselves. The girl decided to play a prank on her boyfriend, break the playstation 4 in front of his eyes and give him a playstation 5, but i didnt have time, oleg, listen, oleg, i dont understand a word, toothless brute, closet, oleg, closet, what a closet, just open the closet, playstation 5, brand new playstation 5, what the hell, one joystick, yes, help, help, help , guys, were performing great, i like it, its great, im even a little tired. So guys, i didnt understand something, is this efremov . Well, by the way, no one has seen him now, what he looks like, and this pumpedup guy with tattoos may be efremov, perhaps, yes, yes, somehow i have a suspicion that this is still dzhigan, lemon, edik, dont bother me, please, you see, we have a dzhigan here, lemon, thats it, i understand, he started saving up this joke, until you laugh, every time i say dzhigan lemon. Guys, wait, if we have a dzhigan standing on stage now, lemony, maybe he is our star, are you stupid, damn it . Denis, thats it, radishes, im sick of him, whats his name . Edik, edik, edik, so, come on , buddy, well, youre a rapper, well, edik, well, thats great, the fact that we have a zhigan is great, it would be great to figure out what to do with it, wow, thats a problem, after so many years timati couldnt figure out what to do with him. How can we decide now . His wife was alone with him, she was like, no , we need more people, about four people, approximately , not timothy, by the way, came up with it, i just dont want to stand there screaming, cappuccino, im ready, im personal, well, thats right, of course, probably not you have to turn it off like that, and you know, yes, so that here, so that, hey slow down dzhigan, but you know that in order to participate here, you need to throw in 2 million, but you accept maternity capital, no, of course, where is it accepted, damn, where he is accepted, but maternity capital can be spent on buying housing, for example, no, mih, i saw his housing, there are 250 people who need to give birth somewhere, but whats your name . Valera, valera, valerera, have you already dealt with edik, that you pounced on valera, just think about where youll get 2 million, for the plane, dont give a damn, if he s lost, call samoilova, but you re lost . No, will you perform with us . With you, with you, but look, we ll be performing for about 20 minutes now, you can go that long without a vacation, it wont turn out that we 5 minutes later we went into stories, and you were already lying on the sea, radish, why edkaradish, christmas trees, sticks, no, well, in general. Im 15 years old, when i grow up, i want to become a geneticist and an engineer and have many children, three boys and a daughter, maybe thats why im so sad, at school the hardest things for me are mathematics, physics, chemistry, literature, computer science, biology, geometry, drawing, works, physical education, the easiest thing is to draw a fat pussy on the shoulder, but they dont give marks for this. Today i tried to puff for the first time, what next . Everything else, all the pages are blank, some are torn out , hold my hand, dont let me go, together until the end, well be with you all, well, thats it, we won, run up, seriously, you just gave away 2 million, youre still in the rules i didnt understand, but i understood, i understood the rules, in order to be liked, you need to earn a point. Or rather earn that you need to like the point, well, lets like harley, just as he likes us, hes a free person, and we dont even have great tits on our team, van , no offense, oh well, no, look, there are two on the jury the singer, at least, yes, valya karnival, well , the beetles seem to have something to do with the songs, and we have two rappers, maybe they are fit, but we have two rappers, who are they . Well, look carefully, edik is a rapper, but who is the second . Now hes the boys, now, now , okay, im damn, okay, i say, hes like an android, a little cognition, but he reacts, now he, now he, and edik, read your shit, why are you doing this, and how . Edik is new to rap culture, he is still offended by this word. The street is shining, this sweat is charged, it will win, will win , wow, wow, well done these guys, look, yes, no need, siberian rapper, damn, no need, rosycheeked, not pumped up with a belly, damn, so homely, not on prohibited powders, on sea ​​buckthorn, on nutcracker, damn, what the hell, wears a cross in the name of protection, and not for style, okay . Well, as they say, we have a product , you have a bet, please, turn on the phonogram , damn it, its beautiful, it doesnt hide that its playing under the plywood, well done, good, yes ive learned it, in english, im not in a hurry, theres plenty of time, im doing it what i want, you understand, 200 missed messages on the phone, white sand under my feet, hot summer, we are relaxing on the positive, i am grateful, can i have a beer in the meantime . So, well, we listened to two crap, oh, mih, you understand rap too, i dont understand at all , well, nothing suits us, lets choose a good song for you, and the two of you will sing it, so dont you it wouldnt be a shame if you turn on the gene, seriously, i wont sing it, but i will. My baby, my baby, my baby, i miss you, i dont receive letters from you, youre far away and you dont even miss me, but ill be back, ill be back and youll know that im far away, i miss you, i dont get you, youre far away and you dont even miss me, but ill be back, youll be back too. Youll find out, its really cool, its clear what we re doing, and another piece of shit happened, it turned out, it turns out its not about the song, no , thats it, well, okay, but now for sure, one of the jury members will give us his point, you think zhukov liked it, why does zhukov, no, it s artemmy lebedev who likes all sorts of strange buckets, okay, thank you, krasnoyarsk team, jigam, all the best. Dzhigan. The stars show was created to make you laugh heartily, and the stores are a magnet to fill your refrigerators with quality products from the heart. Thank you, i wish there was more humor like this on the project, zhor, you are an expert on bad guys, what do you think . Cool, just very cool, and the coolest thing is, dramatically, completely unexpectedly, everything, you cant predict what will happen next, we couldnt either, to be honest, and its simple. Cool, you built in this joker, lets just say, no, this is a dzhigan, this is not a joker, i understand, here unpredictable, wait, he praises, that s it, im about to spoil it, an unpredictable element in your game, and it was just impossible to resist, and you hold on, hold on, a very cool intonation, something really hooligan and so very rare, i dont know , in short, im just wildly delighted and. Well, you are the favorites, thank you, thank you, yes, valya, what do you say, well, you went confidently, as one greatest poet said, to chile on roslobon, and im all in at the beginning i waited, i waited, i think, well, something bright should happen when he appeared dzhigan, everything started playing with completely different colors, we really laughed, did you find it . Some incredibly cool formula, and you are different from other teams, and this is very visible, tonight, when i fall asleep, you will remain with me as an exact bright flash, it was very. Funny, i laughed heartily, thank you , guys, thank you very much for this , you are gigantic well done, thank you, one of them, you will probably dream about it too, garik, our dear friend, its interesting, if we say separately, they will cut it out, this is absolute, and how interesting it all happened, sort of id , this seems to me to be the peak of a comedian, not to hit a single word, forget to go out and tear up the hall, just the jury of everyone, this is bravo, i want to watch this again and again, it will be more and more, but why, why are you encouraging, he there will be nothing further to learn at all, right, right . Yes , yes i taught, its fun to watch how you do, yes i taught , honestly, its fun to watch how you get out of all this, much more fun than everything, no, well, cool, well, the favorites, of course, are always the favorites , this is cool, congratulations, bravo, thank you, thank you, thank you, garik, now well find out the truth, and of course, the truth teller and a like from me, this, this is more than enough, artemy, a like from lebedev, but thats all, you won, thats it, take the money, i have something to say, maybe your star captain, mish, yes, as if now im a star captain, i you. Next time well pour it harder, well listen to the star, i want to say, if he learned it, this is my text, dont read it. I get paid for this, i want to say thank you to everyone, it was great with you, i hope we will see you soon on this stage with my team, respect to my team, we rehearsed a lot, however, this was the start of the second performance, thanks to everyone, thanks to dzhigan and krasnoyarsk. 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I have been doing humor for many years, but i have never participated in a humorous project. Today i will fix it, i prepared better than anyone, so i brought 2,260,000 rubles. This is just in case, right away with taxes. Now, meet my team. The hall is silent with a proud look, a slight gesture, told about a lot, other teams are a foot artist and all the actors and comedians, but they have brought together the king. Cleopatra, i just havent learned their names yet, why did you choose us for all this . I first i do it, and then i think, the scheme works, salaam alaikum, salaam, salaam alaikum, salaam, salaam alaikum, salaam, salaam alaikum, valaikum salaam, my bunny, i am your bunny. Thats what a star we have, yes, but didnt you immediately understand . First of all, i realized that elena and i have a sparrow, so thats it, we wont perform in this, but what dont you like . Peri, this is cool, this is beautiful, this is samba, how different are our sambas . I dont understand, if its not elena vorobei, then who is it . Well go ask. Are you bilan . No, agutin, no. Definitely not bilan, definitely not, valeria, and you, baby, are not embarrassed by my adams apple, valery, no, not valery, gubin, what are you saying, im three times taller, trigubin, trigubin, im a king. Louis 14, no, and not the twelfth, and not 13, 15, well then maybe you are a leps, do i look like a leps, well, i dont know, he always wears glasses, maybe without glasses he is a grayhaired bulgarian in a gold jacket, tall 2 m 5 cm, born in 1967. No, well, im tired of guessing, rukhin, go help him, guess, leontiev, wounded, stupid, killed, yes, im Philip Bedrosovich kirkorov. What do you have, father, a hip . Are you sheep . Eh, youre a sheep yourself, youre a sheep, youre a sheep , you cant play with food, we came here to joke, well, in vain, if you want to earn money , youd better sing, we dont have songs, make mine, you cant earn much from other peoples songs. Very funny joke , tag yourself, come on, sing, who are you, gubin, combers, i dont recognize, nonono, this is not a mask, this is a real head, its cool , but i wont sing anything, yes, thats it. And what couldnt be refused . How could i refuse the peoples artist of the chechen republic . Even in the chechen republic they could not refuse him. Arent you afraid of what such jokes will ring you from above, do you even know what a bell from above is, a bell , thats it, since we have such a big star, lets show the best that we have, maybe well leave it for the finale, no, before the finale it will come again will do something, lets show you now, im ready, how to announce you, how. Philip, can i ask a question have you ever had jeans in your life, a white shirt, a simple one, and whats wrong, you said it yourself , fighters, well, if you want to fight. Then choose your opponent, interesting people, but how can i choose opponent, when you dont have a single woman on your team, well then i, i changed my mind, i wont fight, why . Am i above this . It was necessary to refuse him after all, and what dont you like, especially since he already paid for us, thats it, i dont like that hes already paying for us, why are you swearing, people are looking at you, swear though would be on his own. Enough, and if there are turks in the hall, i apologize, there are russians in this room, yes, indeed, indeed, lets show something pleasant for the russians. So, fight between two caucasians, come on, come on, come on. No need, no need for any fights, you understand perfectly well that everyone came here to see exactly this, now ill tell you everything. I went there for only 5 minutes, even if i entered the wrong doors in my creative career, but i went there for only 5 minutes; i started singing songs 40 years ago. I was without repercussions, without scandals, not rich, without sitting down for a minute, for the sake of a sparkling joke, i gave you a reason for 40 years in a row, eurovision, visited more than once, prez places, brought the country back, 40 years was my path, i became someone like god took only 5 minutes, the whole way back, to sing in the new year. I couldnt , but since the passions were quiet, happy new year, happy new happiness, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, i was already a singer, i was a rapper, an actor, but i compete in humor. Its my first time and i realized something, in order to become a comedian, you have to work hard, it will be much easier to play a drama, now without talent you can sing to plywood, but you cant say humor to a soundtrack. And those who write comments and jokes insult the comedian. Yes, everything, everything, everything, understandable, understandable. Philip, tell me, how do you like it here in general . Lets fight. 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