New Study Finds 99% Of Tardiness Can Be Attributed To Waking Up Nude In Field With No Memory Of Own Identity

ALEXANDRIA, VA—A new study published Wednesday in The American Journal Of Medicine found that 99% of tardiness could be attributed to waking up nude in a field with no memory of one’s own identity. “Our findings suggest that poor time management is almost always caused by an individual waking up on the side of a…

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