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TORONTO, ONT – Local resident, Tom Anderson, who didn’t follow any lockdown rules, is about to get vaccinated before you. Awesome!
“This pandemic has been very hard,” began Anderson, who just last week had friends over to watch the season finale of
Drag Race. Meanwhile, you haven’t touched another human in over a year. “I’ve never had to make sacrifices like this before – like only have four friends over instead of eight” something which is not at all the actual rule, “and I’m so done with being slightly inconvenienced by this all! I can’t wait to be vaccinated next week so that I can be freed from all these suffocating restrictions.”