My new TV crush is called Emily, a bigamist and a lovemaking beast
She's been married five times but has never bothered to get divorced, leaving a string of confused husbands and lovers in her wake. Oh, and this is a true story
07 March 2021 - 00:01
I think I'm in love with a woman who is not my wife. Last week, I found the missus in stitches, watching a documentary on YouTube, The Bigamist Bride: My Five Husbands. At first, no doubt influenced by my Catholic upbringing, I was flabbergasted that she would find a documentary about a woman, married to five different men simultaneously, funny. I don't like how cozy she is with Tshepo, our pool whisperer, to begin with. But then she started telling me the highlights of the documentary on the life of Emily Horne. Or Emily Leconte if you like. Or Emilia Carmichael if that's your cuppa. Or Emma Baker. Or Anna Matthews.