Written and Directed by Taylor Chien.
Starring Bianca Haase, Brock O’Hurn, Michael Vlamis, Michelle Randolph, Dave Sheridan, Dante Jimenez, Romualdo Castillo, and Rodney Gemberling.
SYNOPSIS:
Four friends head to Hawaii to investigate reports of a haunting at an abandoned resort in hopes of finding the infamous Half-Faced Girl. When they arrive, they soon learn you should be careful what you wish for.
The only thing scary about
The Resort is that it’s not a debut narrative feature from writer/director Taylor Chien, as it’s hard to imagine something worse. This is a cheaply made ghost story that barely features anything haunting, leisurely taking its time for anything to happen. It’s also an absolute failure on every front of filmmaking, from the writing to be acting to the story to the editing. I will give credit where credit is due on the one halfway decent practical makeup effect towards the end, but you would have to be a masochist to even make it that far without tapping out. Keep in mind, the movie is only 70 minutes long without ending credits.