I am The Great Destroyer of Cakes and Fine Pastries... I am The Fearless Commander of Most of My Own Bodily Functions... I am The Humble Disciple of Everything Bacon... I am The Undisputed Weed Connoisseur of the Cold North...
Fear me not, as I present no danger to anyone without malice in mind...or in an easily transferable container.
I love smooth jazz, long naps and unexpected profit.
As with any place I occupy, I am here to be pleased... So far with nothing but success.