That really appears kind of racist. I am, as i say often, i am the least racist person anybody is going to meet. Stephen okay. Does anybody else say that . Not that i know. Stephen final question, sir. Tomorrow, you will be giving your first state of the union address. Now, you have damaged our reputation around the world and permanently disgraced the highest office in the land all in just one year. I mean, its incredible. Its a record. Stephen congratulations. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight the grammys get political. Plus stephen welcomes julie chen, Joel Kinnaman and musical guest talib kweli featuring b. J. The chicago kid with jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause band playing stephen whoo hey youre too kind. Ladies and gentlemen im so excited to have you here welcome one and all in here, out there all around the world welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen thank you very much who here watched the grammys last night . cheers and applause it was a great show, especially because our friends jon batiste and joe sayor were there with gary clark, jr. And you guys killed it. That was absolutely fun man. The big winner was bruno mars, whose 24 karat magic won both album of the year and record of the year. Thats a neat trick. At next years emmys, i hope were nominated for best late night comedy show and best comedy show in late night. laughter cheers and applause its a twofer. And then lose both to john oliver. laughter rim shot its was pretty political last night. A lot of artists called out trumps immigration policy including camila calbeyo, u2, and the rapper logic. Not the first time trump and logic have been at odds. laughter piano riff cheers and applause ding ding, ding, ding. Boom boom, ding, ding, ding. And there was even a surprise cameo from trumps arch enemy and wedding guest, hillary clinton, who appeared in a sketch reading from fire and fury. That must have made trump so mad to see hillary showing off how she can read. laughter not fair. applause but all the politics in last nights show upset u. N. Ambassador nikki haley. She tweeted, i have always loved the grammys, but to have artists read the fire and fury book killed it. Dont ruin great music with trash. Some of us love music without the politics thrown in it. She just wants to take us back to when music was less political. You know, john lennon, woody guthrie, bob dylan, n. W. A. laughter cheers and applause n. W. A. , i loved their song no comment on the police. Tomorrow night is president trumps first state of the union address. Hes not scheduled to appear in front of congress again until his impeachment hearings. laughter piano riff the administration wants to showcase what the country is like now that republicans are in charge of everything. And they may have done just that, because they sent out these real tickets to see the laughter yes. Uniom laughter now theyre reprinting tickets and theyre going to recall the old ones, which could be tough ive seen members of the Trump Administration testify, and they cant recall anything laughter cheers and applause i cannot recall laughter but maybe, just maybe, its not a typo. He said he would change things. Maybe tomorrow will be the first state of the uniom. laughter my fellob anericams with doland trunk as your predisent every mang, woban, and chilm will know the state of our uniom is strog laughter cheers and applause so strog. Boom, boom boom. applause i want to say hi to my beautiful wife minalia. laughter anyway, im looking forward to the speech. Almost as much im looking forward to his interview with Robert Mueller. laughter heres the thing since last we met, we learned that trump tried to fire mueller last june. So that interview might be awkward. laughter now, ultimately, trump didnt fire mueller because white house Legal Counsel don mcgahn refused to ask the Justice Department to dismiss the special counsel, saying he would quit instead. There was a time when i thought nobody in the white house had any scruples. But we found a scrap of scruple laughter applause an anemic just firefly ricochet of a scatter of a screwle its hard to believe that the only thing keeping the president from destroying our countrys system of checks and balances was a lawyer whose haircut is partyintheback and in the front. laughter that is amazing. Although if he did quit, hes got a backup career, because don mcgahn is in an 80s cover band. This is real. This is actual footage of mcghan tearing it up at a local bar scene. Whoa, buddy. Save some of that shredding for white house documents. cheers and applause laughter heres why this is a big deal nixons downfall really started when he ordered the firing of the special prosecutor investigating him, but republicans insist that theres nothing to see here. I think what happened here is the president had a bad idea. He talked with his counsel, who explained to an angry and frustrated president why it was a bad idea, and that was seven months ago. Stephen not sure why everyones upset. Heres what happened yes, the president did have a machete at the national zoo. And he jumped into the panda cage, screaming i just want to taste it. laughter but his lawyer wrestled the machete out of trumps hands. And that was hours ago. laughter applause yeah save the pandas cheers and applause luckily, trump could count on backup from his best friend in the tv, fox news commentator and final hole at the worlds worst puttputt course, sean hannity. laughter at this hour the New York Times is trying to distract you. They have a story trump wanted mueller fired sometime last june and our sources and ive checked with many of them theyre not confirming that tonight. All right, so we have sources tonight, just confirming to ed henry that maybe donald trump wanted to fire the special counsel for conflict, does he not have the right to raise those questions . You know, well deal with this tomorrow night. Stephen aaahhh oh ahhh cheers and applause man, that was that was fast. laughter but sean knew what the real story was here. Does he not have the right to raise those questions . You know, well deal with this tomorrow night. We have a shocking video of the day to bring you, by the way. This footage comes to us from arizona. You see that red s. U. V. , High Speed Police chase, only the suspects vehicle slams into another car. Stephen sean, if you want to change the subject away from trump, maybe dont go to footage thats so clearly a metaphor for his administration. A car crash that we cant tear our eyes from. applause but hannitys not the only trumpfriendly pundit covering this story. Weve also got some exclusive coverage from our inhouse news team, real news tonight welcome to real news tonight. Im jim. Ll. We have breaking news, more lies from the fake failing New York Times. Their newest line, trump tried to fire Robert Mueller last summer. Typical of the fake liars of the New York Times. Trump never tried to fire mueller a that story will never change. Breaking news, trump did try to fire Robert Mueller. laughter that. Yes more on why this is good as we figure track and cover this unrelated news item. The turd factory. As flaming hot pieces of dodo reign from the sky can manure tycoon. Probably not nothing can bleep . Stephen hope they got that fire under control. Hope no onese. Jon yeah. British tv personality and regretful loaf of bread, piers morgan. In an unstable world, he asked the question on everyones mind. Youve never had a drink, youve never we do see lots of pictures of you with burgers and cokes and stuff. Its an unusual diet. I eat fine food, i eat really some of the finest chefs in the world. Stephen i eat the finest chefs in the world. laughter gordon ramsay, anthony bourdain, i ate emeril, thats why you havent seen him around lately. Bam. I ate him. We stuffed him with crayfish. applause piano riff but trump did admit that he enjoys fast food, sometimes. I eat healthy food. I also have some of that food on occasion. Sometimes it makes sense. Actually, when youre campaigning, theres a lot of sense to it because its, you know, boom, boom, boom. Stephen you know, on the road, its boom, boom, boom. Then, to keep her quiet, you have to give her some caching, caching, caching. laughter cheers and applause is that not fair . Allegedly. Allegedly. laughter then piers asked trump the question on no ones mind. Do you identify as a feminist . Are you a feminist . No, i wouldnt say i am a feminist. Stephen no, i wouldnt say youre a feminist either. laughter cheers and applause now we agree. Ive never heard that. I wouldnt say it. I wouldnt think it. I wouldnt believe it. But even though hes not a feminist, trump thinks women are good. Or something. Im for women, im for men, im for everyone. Stephen wow. Women, men everyone. Sir, i didnt realize you were into the lifestyle. laughter i guess i should have. Your presidency has proven youre willing to screw anyone. rim shot laughter thank you, what an honor im honored then morgan asked him about Climate Change. Do you believe in Climate Change . Do you believe it exists . There is a cooling and there is a heating and, i mean, look it used to not be Climate Change. It used to be Global Warming. Right . Right. That wasnt working too well because it was getting too cold all over the place. The ice caps were going to melt, they were going to be gone by now, but now theyre setting records. So, okay, theyre at a record level. Stephen fun fact nothing he said is a fact. laughter cheers and applause all of it, all lies. All lies, right . All lies. Climate change is a term made up by lobbyists to make Global Warming sound less bad. It was not getting too cold all over the place. Last year was, again, the warmest year on record. And ice caps are only setting records for most least ice cap. laughter but, now, because hes president , theyre suddenly growing again . Yeah, under me, everything white is doing great. laughter cheers and applause weve got a great show for you tonight. Julie chen is here. 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How much money matt saved by switching to geico. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. cheers and applause band playing Stephen Jon Batiste and stay human, everyone give it up for the band cheers and applause well, you know, john, jon as i was saying before the commercial break, tomorrow night the late show will be live after Donald Trumps first state of the union to confirm that, yes, he actually did say that. And we might have gotten a preview when trump spoke last friday in davos, switzerland. And he got some boos, when he said this it wasnt until i became a politician that i realized how nasty, how mean, how vicious and how fake the press can be. As the cameras start going off in the background. Boo stephen sir, you have to know your audience. Its europe. Freedom of the press is still in vogue over there. laughter you might as well have insulted soft cheese and nuthugger jeans. laughter point is, its going to be hard for trump to bring the country together. From bleep to shutdown trumps behavior has become increasingly cartoonish, so please welcome the star of showtimes new series, our cartoon president , cartoon donald trump. cheers and applause mr. President , thank you for joining us. You were just in davos how did that go . Fantastwhen you brought up fake news. Those werent boos. They were saying fake neeeews they love me over there. Im sure in 2020 im going to carry switzerland. Stephen sir, switzerlands another country. Yeah, thats what they said about wisconsin. Stephen okay, switching gears. The New York Times is reporting that you tried to fire Robert Mueller last june. Stephen you cant just say fake news to everything. Fake news. Stephen even fox news confirmed this story. Arent you worried this constitutes obstruction of justice . No, im worried i didnt obstruct justice enough. I keep trying to obstruct, but justice keeps coming at me like an immigrant child hopped up on nutrition. Very scary. audience reacts stephen youre making some friends, sir. laughter now, your state of the union is less than 24 hours away. Can you give us a preview . Ill give you a couple of highlights. Theres the part where i say jobs, jobs, jobs. Then i go wall, wall, wall. After that, its all tshirt cannon just like lincoln at gettysburg. laughter stephen sounds inspirational. But america doesnt need to watch. They can learn everything they need to know by watching my new show, our cartoon president. The greatest show on earth trademark february 11 on showtime. Stephen but what if you dont have showtime . Then bleep stephen you cant say that on cbs. I can on showtime and the First Episode is streaming for right now, you know i love streamin stephen sir please. Im talking pee pee stephen. Stephen thats our cartoon president. Back with julie chen with 33 individual vertebrae and 640 muscles in the human body, no two of us are alike. Life made more effortless through adaptability. 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And that is the headline. There are eleven celebrities but she is the one everyone is fascinated by, you love her hate her. Stephen it literally is a headline. Yes. Stephen because just moments ago she was this close to the seat of power. Yes. Stephen and a big seat it is and im sure she very clever. Stephen thank you very much. I used to work on clever central. laughter stephen think Everyone Wants to know what her 12 months was like in the white house. Stephen yes. And they want to know the circumstances of her exiting the white house. Stephen she was escorted out by security is what i understand. Yes. They want you to think kicking and screaming and im sure everyone has their own version of how that went. Stephen sure. And i think now she has a place to talk all day long, 247 for three weeks in the big brother house about it. Stephen because its not just the broadcast. You can go 24 hours a day and watch the cameras of all of them slowly like, you know, dying from exposure in that house. Well, im very curious to see how celebrities are going to do in this. When you look at the group we have, we have almost universe. She was miss colombia and for 7. 5 seconds she thought she was miss universe. Stephen thats the one steve harvey crowned miss colombia. Yes, shes gorgeous, and i have not met her yet but i hear shes very sophia gavar like, really smart and just dynamic. And if anyone wants a win its miss colombia, she wants a win. Stephen she sure does. But theyre fierce competitors. Ron artest now known as middle world peace. We have Shannon Elizabeth everyone fell in love with her in american pie and she is a winner because shes a pierce, competitive poker player who now lives in south africa. Stephen was she fleeing poker debts . Why does she will you have in south africa . Well find out. laughter stephen how long do you get locked into the house . Two and a half weeks of crazy. Stephen okay. Two and a half weeks of, look weve never done Celebrity Big Brother before thaws it was hard to find any celebrity willing to commit up to three months in the big brother house because its always on during the sum snore right. But always on in the summer. But not Everyone Wants to watch Winter Olympics on the other network. Stephen oh hell, im watching this. Its a different competition. Stephen who wants to watch young, Beautiful People who are good at everything, no. Are they in the house now . No, they are in sequester. Now the public knows the list of eleven celebrities but they dont know who else is going in with them. We throw them in the house later this week. Stephen who is the last person you introduce . Amarosa . Shes the last. Ses the 11th. We were just going to do five men, five women. If she said yes we were going to say no rules cant have six women and five men. Surprisingly, she signed the papers and said yes. Were, like, guess what . Get another bed laughter stephen when i was in l. A. I went to the big brother house. Is it the same house . Yes we joojed it up. They like to get messages. Someone was stuffing messages from the outside world and tough is iting them in tennis balls and lobbing them over the fence. Stephen last year they didnt know trump had won. I told them. Stephen wow. laughter you could have just lobbed pumpkins over the wall and gone, figure it out figure it out. Rough piano riff cheers and applause you were at the grammys last night. How dud mr. Batiste and joe jon and joe, i was so happy to see them. Stephen me, too. When you see someone whos a part of the cbs family, you clap extra hard, yahoo so they did great. I dont know how it translated on television because sometimes you dont get the camera shots but this is worth talking about. Everyone is talking about the political moments, the big moments, but when elton john took that stage and sang tiny dancer which is obviously a slow song, the whole place stood up and that is a crowd that is hard to get to stand up, especially for a slow song. They never stand for a slow song. They barely were standing for desposito. I was, like, whats going on, people . He came on and everyone stood in the standing ovation for the whole song. Amazing. Stephen no ones elton john. A personal story i found out when you first graduated from college you moved back home. The best years of my life. Stephen most people dont say that because youre under your parents roof living by their rules. It wasnt right after college. It was actually when i was 27. Stephen so you had seen the real world. I had seen the real world had a taste of the real world and due to many circumstances, i lived with my parents for about two years and it was heaven. My mother cooked for me, she did my laundry she helped me clean my room. Theyre so appreciative to have your back after youre a grownup its a whole different its, like, who are these people . These are my parents who were, like, you need to get out of the house and make your own way. And, yeah, it was glorious. They couldnt wait. They were, like, you need to get on now. They didnt charge me rent. Chinese parents theres a pushpull. Theyre always, like, you have to study hard, you have to work hard and then if they can baby you later in life its a whole about face. Its very confusing. Stephen do you have brothers and sisters . I have two older sister. Stephen so youre the baby. Yes, sure. My mom when i moved back in, i was working at local news and getting to work at 4 00 a. M. So every day she packed me a hot lunch in this bent old box tupperware that was stacked and when i was in my cubicle everyone would smell the wonton soup and everyone was so jealous of me. One day my best friend came over and my mother was making my meal and she was like, do you want your grapes peeled or not peeled . I was like, peeled, please. My best friend says, why are you talking like a baby . I said my mother likes it. Im the baby. Its a role thing. Stephen i thought i was baby. Literally killed your grapes chinese parents. Stephen i got to get me some yeah cheers and applause stephen good to see you. Good to see you stephen. Stephen Celebrity Big Brother premieres february 7 on cbs. Julie chen, everybody well be right back with Joel Kinnaman. cheers and applause band playing mom . Dad . Hi i had a very minor fender bender tonight in an unreasonably narrow fast food drive thru lane. But what a powerful life lesson. And dont worry i have everything handled. I already spoke to our allstate agent and i know that we have accident forgiveness. Which is so smart on your guys part. Like fact that theyll just. Forgive you. Four weeks without the car. Okay, yup. 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And this is mike. This is his weekly barbeque club. This is alex with all the friends that will like her post from friday night. And this, this is the lifeline all these people bravely called to find hope. Not every picture tells the whole story. Question your lens. Welcome to ireland. Its not just something we say when you arrive. The warmth of an irish welcome stays with you long after you leave. So come on over. Well give you the inside track. And let you into some Little Secrets that will take you back through history, bring our landscapes to life and make your evenings last longer. Welcome to ireland. cheers and applause band playing stephen whoo welcome back, ladies and gentlemen you know my next guest from house of cards and the killing. Please welcome Joel Kinnaman cheers and applause band playing stephen nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Stephen thanks for being on. Im very happy to be here. Stephen now you are a stealth ferner. Ferner. What is that. Stephen an american citizen but you grew up in sweden is my understanding. Yeah. Stephen you and skarsgard i would have no idea you guys are swedish. We are. Stephen i believe you. We went to the same high school. Stephen no really . Yes. And do you know numerapas . Stephen eyes. We went to the same high school. Stephen thats a sexy high school. Yes. Stephen arent all high schools in sweden sexy . No. Stephen because we americans have an idea all swedish people are attractive. No. Its that one. Stephen in stockholm. Yes. Stephen when you hear people like donald trump say we want more people from norway, do you think whats wrong with sweden . I cant tell us apart. Well, again, our president is misinformed because like, we hate him over there. cheers and applause so if he got any norwegians or swedes or scan navyians they would not vote for him. Stephen you seem so nice. Are you nice people . Yeah, were very nice people. Stephen thats why you dont like him. Thats why we hate him. laughter we have this relationship with truth, that we appreciate it. cheers and applause we value it. Just one of those things. Stephen yeah. Truth is a gateway drug to science. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Stephen one thing leads to another and then youre mainlining data. Come on give me stats baby first ones free. Its a oneway train. Cant do it. Stephen do you know why you have all the nobel prize except the peace prize. Answer for all scandinavia is what im asking. Were just really bad at war so i guess they think we cant stephen tell that to the english villages raided by the vikings. That was back in the day. There are really handsome, blonde guys in northern scotland. Stephen the future, a new show called altered carbon. Yes. Stephen the show has an interesting premise. Explain to the people. Altered carbon takes place 300 years in the future where this technology where the human consciousness, everything that is you is stored in a chip that you put in the back of your neck and you can change this. So you can actually change bodies. But if you change to random bodies too many times you go crazy. So the ultra rich, theyre able to clone themselves and have, you know storages of clones where they can, you know, transfer over and over again and they basically become immortal. So its a world where the ultra rich have, you know, everything that we see now in terms of income inequality and the differences of power is vastly exaggerated and these rich, theyre called meths and one of these meths someone tries to kill him. And to solve this murder, he brings back an enjoy that an envoy which i play is sort of a special forces rebel unit, and im the last surviving envoy. He brings me back, i have been in digital prison for 150 years and i come back into a world where everything ive fought for is lost and everyone i loved is dead and the only avenue i have is to work for this person who stands for everything i fought to win. Stephen being immortal, im intrigued by idea of living forever. Does that intrigue you . If you give me the opportunity, here, you can live another 300 years it would be hard to say no to that. Im curious of how were going to solve the problems we have where technology goes. I love life. I would love to continue to live, but i do think that, like, for society as a w w w w w w w w w w w w w it tating and i do believe, and thats what the thesis of the show is that if we give up our mortality we also lose our humanity. And i think thats stephen i think youre probably right. And also stephen i would still do it. Yeah, me, too. And donald trump because hes got money, he would live forever. audience reacts stephen only the next three years i care about. Well, thank you so much for being here. Thank you so much. Stephen altered carbon premiers friday on netflix. Joel kinnaman, everybody well be right back with a performance by talib kweli featuring b. J. The chicago kid stick around cheers and applause band playing happy National Soup month. What if a university could lock its tuition. From your first dream to your first dollar. From between shifts and after hours. From the struggle, to the reckoning. To the moment you sit in that auditorium and realize that your whole life is about to change. What if a university could guarantee fixed affordable tuition. From your first class, to your last. sup, world . Its the box with 30 savings for safe drivers. Coming at you with my brandnew vlog. Just making some ice in my freezer here. So check back for that followup vid. This is my cashew guy bruno. Holler at em, brun. 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The chicago kid applae baby, bleep them chicks and them other girls youre the one i love youre the one i baby, bleep them chicks and them other girls youre the one i love youre the one i love youre the one i love youre the one i love youre the one i love youre the one i love youre the one i love youre the one i love rap life license and invitation to act like im living the fast life long way away from relating to the far side i was the dude they used to pass by looking for her in the day with a flashlight that type thats until i got my cash right you should have seen your boy last night, thats right acting like i was a god in the past life this is your last try if i dont act right this what you said the last time we know each other so well that we past lying and we past crying and we past fighting its like dealing with women my favorite pastime i love finding trails to path find aint nothing like it when you stopped calling that was a bad sign remember you would blow up the bat line now flat line i was scared to fall asleep so i nap light one eye open and my phone in my path of sight hoping i dont wake up to a cat fight exposed like them hotel sheets in the black light you let me cook like the pot was cast iron and stayed through the good and the bad times so thats why im back in line tryna get off your bad side it might take some time and thats fine but trust this baby forget them chicks and them other girls youre the one i love youre the one i love youre the one i love youre the one i love youre the one i baby forget them chicks and them other girls youre the one i love youre the one i love youre the one i love youre the one i love youre the one i love youre the one i love youre the one i love youre the one i love, whoo heres the deal i know you still have fears to consider your tears filled a river but you still aint a quitter turned to pills and the liquor when your feelings was bitter signed, sealed and delivered but you still now my ex chick is ill but you the best in the field place your bets heres a mil i invest in the real went from netflix and chill to breakfast in brazil went from mexican villas straight to texas for grills we the best when we building got the egg in the nest and its chilling its left for the children the hate is so real, son but they full of jealousy and its killing them they stressed in their feelings when i tell her dont let them affect how she feels she throw the blame right back at me how we expect to heal . Investigating like she be waiting for a detective shield better still feeling insecure about her sex appeal she know she cute when she catching a little attitude she know i love her when she wear her hair natural she let me back in her life and i show my gratitude i try to curb my habit of acting like other rappers do them other chicks ships in the night they just passing through they aint invested what you invested you got the capital to put up and you actually put up with the Collateral Damage that i cause but you back and its magical baby, them chicks and them other girls we always gon hear this and that about each other but who knows and who cares long as youre there and im there forget them chicks and them other girls youre the one i love youre the one i love youre the one i forget them chicks and them other girls youre the one i love youre the one i love youre the one i youre the one i love youre the one i love youre the one i love youre the one i love youre the one i love cheers and applause stephen beautiful. Talib kweli and bj the chicago kid, everybody well be right back. This winter in the state with more ski mountains than any other family fun reaches a new peak. So whether youre a speed demon or more of a snow angel, your winter chariot awaits. Pick the best peak for your family getaway at iloveny. Com new york state. Its all here. Its only here. Stephen thats it for the late show. Tune in tomorrow for our live show, following the state of the union when my guests will be the hosts of pod save america, plus, 2 dope queens, Jessica Williams and Phoebe Robinson and musical guest, grammywinner chris stapleton. Now stick around for james corden. Goodnight captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry bout where it is you come from itll be all right its the late, late show cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, all the way from