Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, trust gets physical. Plus, stephen welcomes jon bon jovi Daniel Kaluuya and ben sinclair featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody thank you very much. Thank you. Hey please, have a seat ladies and gentlemen, youre in for a good show. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. There has been a whole lot of talk about Donald Trumps fitness for office lately with the book thats out there and the rumors. He took a physical last friday last friday and today, a few minutes ago, we got the results from his doctor, ronny jackson. Right off the bat, the doctor broke big news. The heart exam was normal. laughter stephen so despite all evidence, donald trump does have a heart. And the doctor covered the basics vitals as follows age 71 years and seven months at the time of the exam. Height 75 inches, weight 239 pounds. Stephen okay, with the president being 63, 239. According to the body mass index by the federal health and Human Services department, trump is overweight and just one pound shy of obesity. One pound jon one pound. Stephen short of being obese. Thats awfully convenient. Listen, doc, i dont want to be obese. But i feel like this wad of cash is about one pound, why dont you take that off my hands and weigh me again . And we learned ill take that back. And we learned a little bit about some medicine the president s been taking. His medications as follows he takes crestor, 10 milligrams daily to lower his cholesterol. He takes aspirin, 81 milligrams daily for cardiac health. He takes propecia, 1 milligram daily for prevention of male pattern hair loss. laughter cheers and applause stephen hair loss . Thats important. Because if he loses that one hair hes piled up there, hell be completely bald. And dr. Jackson had a strong answer for people questioning the president s fitness for office. He is fit for duty. I think hell remain fit for duty for the remainder of this term and even for the remainder of another term, if he is elected. Stephen those are the words that are just hard to hear from from a doctor. Im sorry, hes got seven years left to serve. laughter and heres the thing reporters seemed kind of disappointed there wasnt more bad news, and they couldnt understand why. Can you explain to me how a guy who eats mcdonalds and Fried Chicken and all those diet cokes and who never exercises is in as good a shape as you say hes in . Its called genetics. I dont know. Some people have, you know, just great genes. Stephen okay, great genes. But he cant fit in them. laughter of course, the biggest question going into the exam was about trumps supposedly declining mental health, and the doctor shut that talk down. Theres no indication whatsoever that he has any kind of cognitive issues. It has been my experience the president , you know, hes very sharp. And, you know, hes very articulate when he speaks to me. Stephen and it is with the utmost confidence that i assure you the president has no cognitive issues. Hes just very, very stupid. laughter real dumb. Now, the doctor applause yay for stupid these fans. The doctor summed up by describing trumps unique psychological properties. He has a very unique ability to just get up in the morning and reset. He has a unique ability to push the reset button, and he gets up and he starts a new day. Stephen that reset button is not on his desk, right . Because he could get up and accidentally start the last day. laughter now, the next di guy the doctor might want to look at is orrin hatch. Hes about to read something and he takes off his glasses, which hes not wearing. Jon whoa stephen jim, can we see that again, please . Watch the followthrough. He knows he doesnt have them on, but he keeps putting them down. Thats right. I really like this part i like this part. He does this. He reaches for them, very quickly realizes theres nothing in his hands, but keeps going to put them down. As a performer, thats admirable object work. Bravo, sir you should go into mime as soon as possible. Now, donald trump continues to be in hot water over his derogatory comments about haitin and african countries. You know your presidency isnt going well if one of your biggest accomplishments is getting npr to say the word bleep . This morning, White House Press secretary laughter and vice principal reassessing her life choices, Sarah Huckabee sanders attempted to defend the president against charges of racism. Frankly, i think if the critics of the president were who he said he was, why did nbc give him a show for a decade on tv . Stephen i mean, shes got a point. Nbc has always shown great judgment with their longterm employees. Just ask bill cosby and matt lauer. laughter cheers not racist. Not racist. Not racist meanwhile, trumps defenders in the g. O. P. Have been telling everyone, he never said bleep , and somehow came to the conclusion that the offensive part of that phrase was the word hole, because yesterday some republicans were saying that they heard bleep house rather than bleep hole. Can you guess what hole they pulled that out of . cheers and applause private family joke. And today, some republicans are countries refers to poor countries with no plumbing, places where you have to walk out to the bleep house and, therefore, the phrase is not racist. Yes, of course. Who hasnt heard of the wellknown practice of describing a nation by its plumbing conditions. Japan is robot toilet country, france thought that was the toilet but then water squirted on my butt land, germany is. Lets not get into it. laughter theres a shelf, and its ridiculous. Now, trumps comments were also the focus of todays Senate Hearing for secretary of Homeland Security and spare chelsea handler, Kirstjen Nielsen. Nielsen was in the room when trump dropped the shole bomb, and they asked her about it. You said on fox news the president used Strong Language. What was that Strong Language . Lets see, Strong Language, there was. Apologies. I dont remember the specific word. What i was struck with, frankly as im sure you were as well was just the general profanity used in the room by almost everyone. Did you hear me use profanity . No, sir. Stephen would you like to . Because ive been holding it in for about a year now. laughter senators then questioned why the president expressed preference for immigrants from norway during the meeting. Norway is a predominantly white country, isnt it . I i actually do not know that, sir, but i imagine that is the case. Stephen really . You dont know about norway . What the fjord are you talking about . laughter i will remind you i will remind you, your name is Kirstjen Nielsen with a silent j. Really laughter but senator Lindsey Graham summed things up best. This has turned into a sshow. Stephen senator, you can say the word. Its on a giant poster right next to you. laughter okay, amanda, welcome to the intern program. Youre going to be collating the reports on the proposed immigrant bill. Alan, youre going to hold a sign that says, bleep . College credit. Then, like the good southern gentleman he is, senator graham got nostalgic for the past. Tuesday, we had a president that i was proud to golf with, call my friend, who understood immigration had to be bipartisan, you had to have Border Security, essential you had Border Security with a wall. But he also understood the idea that we had to do it with compassion. Now, i dont know where that guy went. I want him back. Stephen good point, senator. You know who i miss . This guy you want to know how to make America Great again . Tell donald trump to go to hell. cheers and applause stephen i dont know where that guy went, but i want him back. laughter weve got a great show for you tonight, everybody. Jon bon jovi is here but when we return, the latest crazy fad from Silicon Valley. Stick around. Youre acting so funny, whats wrong, billy . My doctor says i have skittles pox. Are they contagious . I dont think so. Contract the rainbow taste the rainbow people keep asking me if i miss the mayhem . Stuff, does waiting around trying to protect your house from a lighting strike give me the same rush as being golfballsized hail . Of course not. But if you can stick to your new years resolution, then i can stick to mine and be the best road flare i can. What . You couldnt even last two weeks . In that case, consider mayhem officially back. So get allstate. And be better protected in 2018 from mayhem. Like me. Something inside me has always been there. 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Raw water is flying off the shelves in san francisco, with one store selling 2. 5 gallons of raw water for 60. 99. Fun fact thats the same copay for you doctors visit after drinking unsterilized water. laughter some raw Water Companies even collect untreated water from the atmosphere. One investor told the New York Times that this water is special, and added, now, is that because i saw it come off the roof and anything from the roof feels special . Maybe. Is that completely stupid . Definitely. laughter one of the leaders in the field is live water, founded by tech guru and guy whos about to sing a bob marley song to your girlfriend, Mukhande Singh. Singh says his water is so real, it actually expires. If it sits around too long, itll turn green. People dont even realize that, because all their waters dead, so they never see it turn green. You heard him. If your water aint green, youre the one doing it wrong. laughter and this guy knows authenticity. Thats why he changed his name to Mukhande Singh from christopher sanborn. Which makes sense, im drinking live water from Mukhande Singh sounds way better than some guy named chris just sold me a bunch of runoff. One of the reasons mukhandechris here is so down on tap water is that it contains dangerously helpful levels of fluoride. He says, call me a conspiracy theorist, but fluoride a mind control drug that has no benefit to our dental health. Naming what you are doesnt make you not that thing. Call me crazy, but my dog told me to burn down the library but lets hear about mukhandes journey straight from the horses mukhande. The first time i drank fresh, link spring water, a surge of energy and peacefulness entered my being. Stephen and about three hours after drinking unfiltered water, you might experience a surge of peacefulness exiting your being. Stay close. applause youre going to want to stay close to the peace throne. laughter that was was that there in rehearsal . I think i might have cut it. Mukhander uses a location called opal spring for his water, and for good reason. It comes from super deep where theres no chance from industrialage contamination. Stephen super deep, okay . That is the welldocumented geological strata between way deep and bro, like, so deep. Thats it, thats it. Jon got levels to it. Stephen like dinosaur deep. Now, apparently and you may not know this there could be a downside to drinking out of puddles. According to socalled health experts, unfiltered, untreated water, even from the cleanest streams, may contain animal feces. So its not just this guy thats full of crap. But despite the warning signs theres a lot of money to be made here, and daddy wants a slice of the water pie. Yes, its thick enough to slice. Thats why im introducing my new product, now water. Of course, its not mine. Im selling it under my new identity soulcycle bikram yoga. Now water is untreated, unfiltered, and it comes direct to you from a rusty gutter of my roof. Mmm, lets see what weve got here. Oh, yeah. All right. Mmmmmmm. Im getting pine needle, neighbors tennis ball, and just a hint of raccoon scat. I can really feel it surging. Tap water is dead, but this waters alive, because im pretty sure i just swallowed a cricket. Well be right back with jon bon jovi. applause with expedia, you can book a flight, then add a hotel, and save. Everything you need to go. Expedia and made it liberating. We took safe and made it daring. We took intelligent, and made it utterly irresistible. We took the most advanced eclass ever and made the most exciting eclass ever. The 2018 eclass coupe and sedan. Lease the e300 sedan for 569 a month at your local mercedesbenz dealer. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. 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Last time i was here it was a real bleep . laughter now that we can say that on national television. Stephen yeah. Welcome to the new cbs. Yeah. Stephen we were at it was the party before the grammys. Yes. Stephen clive davis has this famous party the night before the grammys. And it was the greatest table of all time. It was. Stephen it was sheryl crow, you, Richie Sambora, me, and my 14yearold daughter. I remember. Stephen who sat with Richie Sambora the whole time and to this day calls him, her first prom date. Thats a great party. It is. Stephen how many times have you been to that . A couple. Clive is a great legend. Clive davis is obviously one of the them for the folks that dont know, one of the great innovators of the business. applause . Stephen so thats where we met. But i understand you actually spent some time with jon batiste just this past year. That, i did. Stephen what did you guys do . The Marion Anderson awards down in delaware. And got to see stay human. And our foundation was honored down there. And i got to see stay human for the first time, and they made a hell of an impression. Came down aisle, and the band was rocking, and i was like, who the hell is this cat . And i have gotten to meet jon a couple of times since. Stephen do you guys talk about the Creative Process . Did you learn anything from this guy . Jon yeah, i asked how you write these anthems and you told me, you gotta write the chorus. No matter who im writing with, i always write the chorus. Dont bor us, get to the chorus. Stephen you can probably teach writing. You can probably teach singing, but how do you teach the performing . Giant stadium, you know, youve got 50,000 people there, you know, youre center stage, spotlight, the crowd. Like, youve got band going like, this the crowd is just on the edge of orgasm, when you have that moment right there like, that and the hairs just flowing like this. How do you push them over the edge . When does the leanin come . You know, its you learn how to do that. You have its not sis similar from when upper playing in a small room by yourself. Youre learning sort of everyone, anyone. You would be on a bill with four other comics in chicago, right. The same kind of thing. We would play with the heaviest metal band to a pop band on the same tour. Wed travel the world over. We went to the soviet union, and my whole thing was talking to the people. Well, i go out there in the 80s, in the soviet union, russia, and im talking to the people, and im realizing they dont understand a word im saying. laughter and then i go, okay, fine. Here comes living on a prayer. And theyre like, dont know that one. laughter second night, same stadium. I come out, and i take a russian soldier, did the, you know, the old gag you heard gave him levise, gave him some tshirts, took his uniform, came out in full russian regalia and did a striptease its hat, the gloves the coat. Came out on the stage and wasnt night. You have to learn how to gauge your audience. Stephen how much of your act is striptease . laughter because you would sell some tickets. When i was a young the name of my book is going to be, i used to be me. And then i would have no, but that would be you know, in my 20s and 30s and 40s maybe, but, you know, now i dont know. Stephen congratulations on the rock n roll hall of fame induction, you guys. applause first album was when . 84. Stephen first album was 84, and its 25 years after that. You were first nominated in 2011. You got it this year. Youve got so many honors already, youve got the grammys, youve got the songwriters hall of fame. Whats this one mean to you thats different . It truly does mean a lot. We had been looked over a couple of times and its really an honor to consider your being in the same building as the greatest of the greats, whether it was elvis or the beatles or the stones, you know. Just the idea that the music that youve made has been known to generations of people, it makes you feel good. Stephen so you started in 84. Its 2018. What of that 1984 jon bon jovi is still in jovi, other than the amazing hair. What could you tell that guy and say, yeah, yeah. Thats not going to go away. Thats going to last. Maybe the chip on his shoulder, you know,. Stephen oh, whats the chip on your shoulder . You know, you have to work hard every day. You come out here, and i watched you in the preshow ritual of getting your audience into your show. Youre not dialing in. You come to work every day wanting to be here. Stephen oh, absolutely, yeah. And i go to work every day wanting to be there. You know, with every record its the very best i have to give, as is, you know, the story of the band. Same thing. Stephen well, you also give back to your community. Tell me about the charitable endefers you have in new jersey. Tell me about the restaurants. The soul kitchens were created by my wife, dorothea. She used it as an extension of our foundation, which was building homes. But after 2008, the idea of this restaurant came when people who were in need, not because well, because of the trying times we were in, the economic downturn. Bottom line is, we have two restaurants that feed paying customers, as well as those in need. Theres no prices on the menu. You are a participant, and you earn your meal. We serve respect. Stephen like, how would do you that . Lets say if you were to come in, theyd ask you if you had been there before, and you said, no, im not. And they would say, would you like to volunteer or would you like to just dine with us . There are no prices on the menu. If you want to volunteer, and if you dont you feel like youre missing out on the party. Stephen sure. You can leave a donation which covers your meal and the meal of somebody who may be in need. So were feeding about a 5050 clientele. Y and woo have served nearly 80,000 meals in five years, and its about 5050. applause you should come some time. Stephen i never heard that before. Dorothea created it. Its an original idea. Its in red bank and toms river, new jersey. We have a couple of them now. And were going to broaden the landscape. Sometime you should come down. Its a fabulous model. And its about 50 those of those in need nooed and 50 of those who can change. You want to effect change, leave a 20 on the table. Youre effecting change by helping somebody to eat. If you volunteer its not just paying for your meal. We give you a certificate to pay for you and your whole family. So a 12yearold kid comes in and folds napkins for 20 minutes, he comes back with his whole family and we feed his whole family. Its a beautiful restaurant. applause stephen how do you get the how do you normally get the word out about Something Like i this . Because ive been told you are the selfproclaimed last person in the world on social media. Thank you very much. Stephen okay, why are you not on social media . Bill belichick and fred flynn stone had social media accounts before i would. Stephen dont your kids push you to be on social media . They pushed me off. I got on this thing, im so bad, and nor i do care, you know, about this whole thing. And i showed a picture of me in the studio with david and john, our producer, and my two sons called me up and said, darkd you just hit the exact location of where you guys are recording on broadway. Youre an idiot. Turn the thing off. And the kids made sure they took my phone away from me. Stephen you have this tour coming up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. New single. Stephen new single. Rereleasing the album this house is not for sale. Thats the track when we were us. Stephen this house is not for sale, hold on a second, this all fell down when i was walking out. This is the new album. This house is not for sale. Thats the tour. Tickets go on sale friday. Yeah. Stephen and i would love you, if you could, to do a song. cheers and applause i didnt bring the band. Stephen you didnt bring the band. How long would it take you to get the band here . Tomorrow . Stephen can we do tomorrow . You guys can come back, too. How about tomorrow . All right, all right. All right. Stephen hell be back tomorrow, everybody, to do a song. Tickets to the this house is tickets for this house is not for sale i dont think i ever disappointed an audience like i did just now. Jon bon jovi, everybody. [silenc] [click] hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hi. You are a city city wall, city wall she could be dancing down a hall, dancing down a hall were turning heads, were turning heads, were turning heads, oh yeah and nothing can stop us now with 33 individual vertebrae and 640 muscles in the human body, no two of us are alike. 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Ladies and gentlemen, my next guest is the star of one of the most critically acclaimed films of last year, can the ow. Would anyone like tea . No, were good. Were leaving. Why uis something wrong . His dog got really sick so he has to be at the vet first thing in the morning. Oh, how terrible. The keys. Looking. Rose . Rose, give me where are those keys, rose . You know i cant give you the keys, right, babe . Stephen now making his late night debut, please welcome, Daniel Kaluuya cheers and applause theyre really cool. Theyre amazing. Stephen they are amazing. This is very surreal. Hello, everyone. cheers and applause hello. Stephen hey. How you doing . Stephen nice to have you on. Thanks for having me. Stephen im so glad youre here for your first latenight experience. Yeah, this is the first time no one has wanted to talk to me. laughter . Stephen i can imagine for the past year a lot of people wanted to talk to you. People talk to me on the street with their phones and stuff but ive been chilling. Ive been chilling out. Stephen jordan peele said this is the movie that black people were waiting for. Yeah. Stephen now, do you think thats specifically from your point of view do you think thats a black African American experience or black people of any nationality . Is it the same movie black people in glrnd waiting for . I feel like what jordan articulated through his voice and his African American voice and African American perspective, he tapped into a universal black truth, navigating the western world. Were like, white people say some really weird stuff to you. White people say weird stuff. White people say weird things. Stephen what might be Something Weird i would say to you . Look at his nails youre really nervous now. What would i say, if i was white, what would i. This is how people watch get out. I dont recognize that behavior at all, jordan peele. Basically, what jordan what jordan and me have kind of experienced, he was saying a joke about i would have voted for obama three times. The new version of that is, i watched get out three times. Like, im so down. Or like, steph curry. Stephen steph curry . Yeah, go there. Some people in london theres london slang, so people in england talk to me in london slang. Stephen okay. But they shouldnt because i understand english. I dont understand, like i dont know why. Why are you saying that . Im bilingual, you know, speaking stephen now that youre part of this fantastic movie, like a cultural moment kind of movie ive seen it three times by the way. Thank you. Thank you very much laughter . Stephen because i, you know im so happy youve applause stephen whats the most whats, like, the most hollywood thing thats happened to you . I hugged oprah. cheers and applause im basically bulletproof. Im basically bulletproof. I hugged oprah. Stephen you can walk into fire, nothing happens. My credits great now. Stephen how did that come about . Man, even the story before it is a gas story. So, basically, like, denzel came up to me at the globe oh, denzel, im still im still local, man. Im a local lad. And so Denzel Washington came up to me at the globes and he was like, oh, yeah, yeah. He came to me in an english accept. Cheers mate, cheers mate. I said, i cant believe you know who i am. Looking at denzel is like being in a movie. Im seaver him in movies so long. Youre talking to me but its like a vr movie sponsored by a really big telephone company. And he spoke to me. I was like, i cant believe he knows who i am. He cant believe i know who he is. And he said, lets meet oprah. And i was like, okay, lets go. And i hugged oprah. I just hugged her. I went to chicago back in the day, and me and my mom took a picture outside oprahs studios. And i said that to her. I said, wow, this is really surreal. And she smells amazing. And theres a picture out there of us three but i dont know where it is. I havent seen it. Stephen of you and denzel and oprah . Yeah. Stephen and you dont know where it is . How did you let that happen. Bro, i met them i dont know. I was in a daze, man. You cant ask someone to be normal when you meet oprah and denzel. I dont know. It was like the pictures got to do toog. Its done. Its finished. Im happy it existed. I dont need to have it. I dont need to hold it. It exists. That makes me happy. Stephen so the knowledge that its there is as powerful as whether or not you have an experience of it. Yeah. Stephen so this picture is like god. Yeah. Stephen knowing that god is there is enoughave thing. I dont you dont need the evidence. You dont have to have a drink with god ton that have a tequila shot with god. This is really going to piss off a lot of christian people, specifically my mom. Stephen seen four times. Daniel, thank you so much for being here. Thank you for having me. 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Helps keep your laundry pacs safe and your child safer. Align, press and unzip. applause stephen hey, everybody, welcome back cheers and applause stephen folks, my next guest is the cocreator and star of hbos High Maintenance. Please welcome, ben sinclair. applause man. I love that guy. Stephen hey. What a great group of people you have here. Stephen arent they lovely . Theyre absolutely lovely. cheers and applause . This is stephen yeah. Its just so nice to feel welcomed by, like, a group of professionals. Stephen do you not normally feel welcomed by professionals . Is this unusual for you . No, i just feel like talking about it whenever i come across it because its worth saying. You can tell that youre a nice guy and its a topdown thing. Im meeting if you for the first time. Stephen thats very nice. I like you right now, for some reason. All right. laughter . Stephen anybody who likes me, im a sucker for. Thanks for being here, and congratulations on season two of High Maintenance on hbo. This shows got a fascinating story. Yeah. Stephen like, you it started off with five years ago it started as a vimeo web series . Well, not even as a vimeo web series. Five years ago we released the first three shorts, which we just did independently. My cocreator and i. We released them on the air, like, a week after pot was legalized in washington and colorado. And that was, like, a mistake. We didnt even know that was happening. And stephen well, tell the people what its about. High maintenance is a series of short stories connected by a weed dealer, but its not necessarily a show about weed. Its just short stories about people. Stephen and the weed dealer is gets a view of it because he gets that intimate moment in their lives. Yeah, yeah. You know, theyre both breaking the rules together, the weed dealer and the customer. And theres a sort of intimf int interaction. And its just its been a really, like, lovely experiment that has turned into this show. Im so lucky. Like, all the time i just think about, like, wow, like, this is my life. And stephen now, playing a weed dealer, did you did you have to do a ridealong or anything like that . Like laughter did you have any personal experience . Have you ever dealt weed . So i never dealt weed. In seventh grade, i took a bunch of leaves, and i put them in a bag, and i sold them to this kid danny. laughter he goes, smells like orange leaves. And im like, yeah, its judd. Its a new drug. laughter and i dont know what he did with it. I hope hes okay. laughter . Stephen its a series of iniets and you enter an enormous number of peoples lives in the series. Is there anybody, like, you think could use a little chilling out, like you wish you could go as this character and deliver weed to them . I mean, djt, donald j. Trump could really just, like eye would love to sit down with him and be like, have some of this. And like, whats the matter . Why are you acting like this . You dont need to be doing this, man. Like stephen you can imagine him with the munchies, though. laughter . I thought about this. I think he would be, like, regressed to even more of a baby and he would probably get like you would probably get, like, really he would nonstop eat it would be 18 or 19 diet cokes instead of 14. Stephen dont do it at the Oval Office Desk because, again, the do you want to see a light show. Exactly, oh, man. Stephen you created this show with your thenwife, jar jar binks, and now exwife, but youre still creating the show together, and producing it. That difficult. Is that a challenge . Oh, no, its super relaxing. No, of course, stephen i dont know. I dont know. We i was ive been thinking about this a lot, and i was kind of reading a profile that was done about her in vogue last night. And i was able to read it kind of without having a stake in it and just, like, a firsttime reader getting to know this person. And i was like, what a cool lady. What a and theres things written about our marriage in the article. And i was like, what a cool relationship. Like, this is im just so happy for her, you know. She one of the reasons that we split up was because we werent ultimately happy because, you know, she came out as a lesbian, and i came out as, like, also a man who likes women, but women who like men. Stephen okay. And i just stephen so do you think are you saying that it would be easier its easier to find out that she came out and her true happiness lies with being with another woman, and that would be easier to accept than, say, if she wanted to be with another man . Sure, i guess we could do that thought experiment and, like laughter . Stephen i thought you were doing that thought experiment. I thought you were already doing it. I was just trying to say im so happy for her. And i just learned about love this year. Like, theres a war on love right now. Stephen what do you mean . People theres so much hate flying around. Theres so much bad energy flying around right now. And i was presented a situation in which i could feel very hurt or very replaced or something, and instead, i just realized that love is true love is wanting the person that you love to be happy, whether you have something to do with it or not. applause stephen thats beautiful. Yeah. Stephen it was lovely it meet. You. Thank you so much for being here. And congratulations on the series. High maintenance returns this friday on hbo. Ben sinclair, everybody well be right back. Breathe freely fast wmy congestions gone. I can breathe again i can breathe again vicks sinex. Breathe on. Ayep, and my teeth are yellow. . Time for whitestrips. Crest glamorous White Whitestrips are the only adaaccepted whitening strips proven to be safe and effective. 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