Portrait of me hanging behind a ceremony honoring native americans . Again, my nickname was indian killer, not indian tickler, not indian honorer, indian killer. Literally, any other portrait would be less insulting to native americans the mascot for the cleveland indians, the lando lakes butter lady, the guy who dressed up like an indian who criedly in the commercial. Johnny depp as tonto, anything. But trump is the president so to show my respect for navajo code talkers. I will speak in code. Let them crack that one. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Plus, stephen welcomes Justin Timberlake and san Juan Carmen Yulin Cruz featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hello whats up, everybody . Thank you, please, sit down, everybody. Too kind. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert, i am one of the few money still allowed on television because today matt lauer was is let go from nbcs morning show, the today show, this morning, today. According to the chairman of nbc news, lauer was fired due to inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace. Not to be confused with appropriate sexual behavior in the workplace. Because that does not exist. laughter we should have seen that lauer had a strange obsession with women. I mean, just look at any of his actual halloween costumes. Dolly parton, baywatch babe, paris hilton, and lucy from peanuts. Good grief. After looking at those photos, i think he could have been fired for sexually harassing himself. But he wasnt, because we have some details, and they are not great. Turns out, lauer once gave a colleague a sex toy as a present. It included an explicit note about how he wanted to use it on her. Its bad enough that he gave her a sex toy, but he also gave instructions . He found a way to mansplain Sexual Harassment laughter youre doing that wrong let me get in there. laughter this is why you like what im doing. laughter and it doesnt stop there. On another day, he summoned a different female employee to his office and then dropped his pants, showing her his penis. After the employee declined to do anything, visibly shaken, he reprimanded her for not engaging in a sexual act. Im going to say what that woman honestly could not at the moment what a dick. cheers and applause we dont have to blur that, do we . We dont have to blur that. We dont have to blur that. This morning, hoda kotb and Savannah Guthrie had to announce lauers departure on the today show, which must have been awkward for them, and even more awkward for the fans outside the window. Wooo go hawks wheres matt . Whys everybody so sad in there . Karen, will you marry me . Karen, look at my penis laughter it was the theme. It was the theme of the morning. While the news about lauer is shocking, there were some hints, like this 2012 interview between katie couric and andy cohen. You cohosted the today show with matt lauer for 15 years. What is matts most annoying habit . Hmmm. He pinches me on the ass a lot. Audience ooooh stephen well, that certainly explains their old reoccurring segment, where in the world are matt lauers hands . You laughter donald trump weighed in on the lauer story tweeting, wow. Wait a minute, wow . Im still not used to a president typing the word wow. Thats like if the first draft of the gettysburg address was holy guacamole, this war sucks. Wow. Wow. cheers and back to trumps tweet wow, matt lauer just fired from nbc for inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace. but when will the top executives at nbc and comcast be fired for putting out so much fake news. By fake news do you mean, more than a dozen women have accused trump of Improper Conduct or sexual assault. cheers and applause is that what you mean by fake news . Listen up you dont get to comment that is the pot calling the kettle at 3 00 a. M. And asking what shes wearing. Plus, remember the whole billy bush bus thing . Turns out, in private, trumps told multiple people that it may not have been him on the tape after all. And we dont think that was my voice. Quick tip if youre going to Say Something thats already crazy, dont refer to yourself as we. All the voices in our head tell us thats not our voice. Whats that . Yeah, they agree with me. cheers and applause what . Quiet. Theyre so loud. Theyre so they repeat themselves, but, lord, theyre loud. But you know what, lets take him at his word. Hes the president of the united states. Maybe it wasnt him stephen when you listen to it again, it cant be him because anybody who said that wouldnt get elected president of the united states. Hes got to be innocent theres no two ways about it. Jon wow stephen cant have both. And i guess this cant be trump, either. I said it. I was wrong, and i apologize. Stephen admitting he was wrong and apologized in the same sentence. The only way it could have been more untrump is if he said it while eating a vegetable. laughter not an onion ring. Meanwhile, theres amazing news out of a different crumbling empire. Because we just learned that prince harry got engaged im aplutter. And whos the lucky bridetobe, some third cousin from luxembourg with a prominent jaw . No, turns out its actress Meghan Markle, known for her 2011 breakthrough role as ambitious paralegal rachel zane in the hit tv series suits, but will be officially leaving after season seven, following her engagement news. See a couple of things from that. One, theres apparently a show called suits . I saw the ads, but i assumed usa network just got bought by mens wearhouse. And, two, its been on for seven years and Meghan Markle is a biracial, divorced american, which is great news for the gene pool of the royal family. They are a little inbred. Most of them have to be put down with canine hip dysplasia. No its sad. Its very sad. I agree. Its extremely sad. Theyre partly rotwieller. But, england, a word of warning we had a cool biracial leader for a while, too. And i can tell you, you need to savor it because the next princess. Is gonna suck. laughter applause suuuck. Suck. Here are the wedding details. In may, prince harry and Meghan Markle will marry at st. Georges chapel, windsor castle. Now traditionally its at westminster abbey, but it was booked for a harrypotterthemed bar mitzvah. Weve got a great show for you tonight. Justin timberlake is here. But when we return, i ponder lifes biggest questions with lifes biggest star. 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Fortunately for sarah, theres Rocket Mortgage by quicken loans. Its simple, so she can understand the details and be sure shes getting the right mortgage. Apply simply. Understand fully. Mortgage confidently. band playing cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody welcome back to the show give it up for jon batiste and stay human right over there. Jon hey hey hey stephen jon, jon. Jon whats you got over there. Stephen what do i have here over . Jon yeah. Stephen what do i have in my hand . As long as youre asking. What i have is my book Stephen Colberts midnight confessions. Check it out right there. You know, christmas is coming. Christmas is coming, and everybody young children, your aged grandparents. Jon right, right. Stephen people of intermediate ages. Jon all ages. Stephen everybody want wanto shear in the confessions. Jon right. Stephen that ive got in the book right now. Jon so much fun. Stephen you have to cleanse your soul before the coming of jesus on christmas day. Or if you dont believe in jesus, it doesnt matter, you have nothing to cleanse. I have some confessions you want to check out, i take salad bar sneeze guards as a personal challenge. I can still name all four of the teletubbies, and have done so in my will. Jon oh, wow. Thats impressive. Stephen buy it for someone you love. Buy it for someone you love. Jon thats impressive. Stephen not my problem. Listen, folks, i think you can tell from that and the conversations i have jon out here, just the basic vibe of the show, but im a pretty deep guy, which is why sometimes i have to ask lifes Big Questions, like why am i here . And what is the nature of existence . And, new phone, who dis . And sometimes i need to express these thoughts, thoughts that can only be understood by another very deep alist celebrity. So its time for yet another Big Questions with even bigger stars. applause stephen wow. applause wow. What a lovely night. Man, just just look at all those stars. There must be, like, 20 of them. Maybe even 30. cheers and applause cheers stephen oh, hey, Justin Timberlake. applause cheers laughter well, hello yourself, Stephen Colbert. Stephen you like to come up here and think profound thoughts, too . Of course. , of course, i do. Being profound is one of my favorite things to do, right after singing, dancing, acting, voice acting which is a totally different talent and wearing cool suits. Stephen that is a cool suit. Yes, it is. Stephen hey, justin . Yeah, stephen . Stephen if the universe is infinite, whats beyond . Everything other than bed and bath. laughter applause stephen thats deep. cheers hey, hey, steve . Stephen yes, just . If god made the universe, who made god . Stephen oh, like most stuff, i think a factory in china. laughter . You know, that makes sense. Stephen hey, jtothet . Yes, stothec . Stephen do you believe in fate . Like, do you think you were born to sing . No. I was born to cry and poop laughter singing came later. Then dancing, then acting, then voice acting which is a totally different talent stephen i get it i get it. I understand. cheers and applause hey, colby . Stephen yeah timby . laughter if you could have lunch with anyone living or dead, who would it be . Stephen thats a good one. I think gandhi. Because he was such a great leader and humanitarian . Stephen no, because if he was on a hunger strike, id also get to eat his sandwich, too. applause thats thats well played. Thanks. Hey, timber lake house . Yeah, colbair balloon . Stephen can i ask you really, like, really personal question . Sure, why not. I feel really close to you right now. cheers when you brought the sexy back, where had it gone . Wow. No one has ever asked me that. Sexy was actually just the name of my neighbors rabbit. You see, they were in nebraska for the weekend, and i was pet sitting, but they were worried i wouldnt return the rabbit, so i wanted to assure them, via song, that i was, indeed, bringing sexy back. laughter cheers and applause i mean, if you listen, if you listen closely, its all in the lyrics. laughter stephen oh, right. Take it to the bridge the bridge is where you met them to give the rabbit back. Wow. Hey, do you think its possible for our subconscious to reveal what were really thinking about . Of course, not, jimmy fallon. cheers and applause stephen yeah, me neither, jimmy fallon. Well be right back with Justin Timberlake i, jimmy we love you band playing band playing cheers and applause stephen oh, hey, everybody. Welcome back. Oh, ladies and gentlemen folks, gentle viewer, my first guest tonight is an actor youve seen in alpha dog the social network and inside lou and davis. I hear he can also sing. Please welcome Justin Timberlake. applause cheers and applause thank you. That that, stephen is what pandering will get you. laughter stephen i was going to say i slipped a 20 under everyones seat. Stephen did you really . That was very nice. Thank you. Stephen no, but thats the true star, the true star takes a long time to walk out. Oh. Stephen the biggest star in the world i have i have a sore back. Thats the only reason i laughter . Stephen you have a star back is what youve got. Now, listen, we had your lovely wife jessica biel on here a couple of months ago. The bar is very high. She did a lovely job. The bar is very high. Yes. She is lovely. Stephen yeah. And until you came on just now, she was the one we liked. laughter now we like both of you. Oh. Stephen but youve never been on before. Thank you for being here. Im so happy to cheers and applause stephen she said that your son is messy. Hes two. This seemed to surprise her. laughter yeah. I i i saw her interview on the show and i said, honey, you went a little hard on sielus. Hes not even three yet. Stephen yeah, he needs something to talk to his therapist about in 20 years. Well, apparently, her compassionate home is a reflection of getting her demons out on the colbert show. Stephen maybe so. She must have been a neat kid if shes surprised a twoyearold is sloppy. Were you . Does he get the messy gene from you . Where is ah. Stephen you were a degenerate as a child. Ah, he again, i feel a little like i dont want to make judgment on him. Yet. laughter but stephen what are the chants hes watching this . What are the chances hes watching this, this laughter . If moms not home very good. I will say this, i will say this stephen say it, put it out there. Silas is a boy and naturally messy, and he got that from me. And i will admit that. Stephen okay. But he also he is also very judgmental, which he also got from me. laughter and stephen children dont like things to change. They dont. Stephen they like to be the same. Neither do musicians. Laugh. Stephen but youre more than a musician. Youre also a dancer, an actor a voice actor. Stephen which is a which is a totally different thing. laughter . Stephen you started off singing you started off singing in the church, right . I did. Stephen now, is that a good place to start because god will love you, even if you miss the notes . Its the only place for all you aspiring singers out there, its the only place to start, best place to start. Stephen sure. Do you have a favorite hymn or anything . Old rugged cross is a good one. Stephen sure. The National Anthem, the worst place. Stephen what, the worst place to sing is the National Anthem . Its a tough song. Its its very high expectation. Stephen hell of a range. And so thats your thats your stephen i know the harmony of the National Anthem. Do you want to lay it down real quick . I know the bass. If you want to do the whole thing oooh do you want to try it oh, say can you see by the dawns early light what so proudly we hailed at the twilights last gleaming whose broad stripes and bright stars what is happening right now cheers and applause . Stephen play ball thats whats happening right now speaking of playing ball, okay, listen, super bowl, super bowl. Hold on a second. Stephen hold on what . You just whriew blew my mind. Stephen i was in the choir. I was in the choir. I was the base line in the National Anthem. So you know church is the best place to sing because you can go up there and completely botch anything, and at the end everyone says, amen. Stephen yeah they have to forgive you. Amen. Stephen they have to forgive you because jesus is watching. So for thinking about it stephen thinking about it . If we are thinking about it. Stephen i think we are. Church is the first place you learn how to lie. laughter applause stephen super bowl. Youre going to be the halftime show at the super bowl. Congratulations, thats really exciting. Third time, right . Yes. Stephen third time. Pretty exciting. Now, i remember the last time you did it, kind of remember a few things about that. laughter any big any big plans . You need. Im available. You want to come out there and be a dance partner, or anything like that. laughter uhhh. Its it will be great. It will be a great show. Stephen i have no doubt it will be fantastic. Im very excited about it. Stephen Justin Timberlake, it will be fantastic. Im very excited to stephen whats that like . Its got to be the biggest audience you could possibly play. It is. Every year, apparently, a lot of people watch the super bowl. Stephen yeah, i hear i hear i hear good things. Yes. And like you alluded to, i have learned a lot of people watch super bowl. Stephen we have to take a break. Dont go nowhere. Neither do you. 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Were here with the lovely, talented, Justin Timberlake. Now, listen, the movie wonder wheel okay, in it, youre in it with. The lovely and talented who is in this movie with you . Oscar winner kate winslet. I feel like i have to say, oscar winner kate winslet. Stephen do you have an oscar . I dont. Stephen you should. They dont give that for voice acting. No. Stephen damn, damn. Thats bleep . All right. I know. Stephen so wonder wheel takes place at coney island, 50sish. Yes, 1950. Stephen and this is you. This is you. Yeah, thats stephen the lifeguard, right there. I i i want to be clear i will not be wearing that at the super bowl. laughter stephen seems pretty safe though. This is the kind of bathing suit its a bathing suit i would wear to the beach, its one piece look at this and a belt. Yeah. Stephen because you wear that that fits my physique. I go, oh, there are abs underneath here. I wish i could show you, but the belt. Yeah, thats right. It is it is so you can know where your waist is. Stephen you did you shared a trailer with kate winslet . I did. Oscarwinner kate winslet. Stephen it was a halfoscarwinning trailer. A ghost oscar nominee, stephen. Stephen oh, yeah, for the song, for your fantastic song cant stop the feeling. It doesnt matter. Stephen it totally matters. It totally matters. applause and that is what pandering will get you. laughter stephen i will show you what pandering can get you from the most beautiful audience in the world. cheers and applause if youre going to pander, brother, if youre going to pander. cheers and applause Stephen StephenStephen Stephen stephen. Stephen you come into my house, you come into my house and think you can pander to my audience . How dare you how dare you well, i feel this was this was never a competition. Im just excited to be here. laughter . Stephen good, because you just lost is what you did. Mow, bleep . No, bleep . Stephen i have to ask something here. Yes. Stephen this is important. This is news. A lot of people know this. Kate winslet said in an interview that she shared the trailer with you, you had that little thin wall between trailer. And that you would sing, she could hear you singing and peeing in the morning. How loud do you pee, Justin Timberlake . The latter half of that story is very true. Stephen you didnt sing. I wasnt, like, serenading kate winslet. It was, like, shes very intimidating. Stephen oh, is she really . Yeah. Shes, like a tornado of a person. In the best way possible. She was kind of stephen oh, those good tornadoes. Yeah, the good tornadoes. Stephen wow, your town is totally gone, but in a great way. laughter . No she was kind of our team captain, and working working with woody allen, we were all very terrified, and and and kate sort of, like, grabbed the reins of the whole thing. As she likes stephen what do you mean grab the reins . Doesnt the director do that . Well, um, see, i guess on behalf of the actors, she was kind of like like if he was the pilot, she was the Flight Attendant, and if theres a ton of turb lance, shes just constantly like, youll be fine. Like, you know stephen oh, oh,. For me, im a nervous flier. Stephen me, too, oh, yeah. And if theres turbulence, i immediately look at the Flight Attendant, and if theyre make a face like. laughter im like. Youre supposed to no no stephen have you had a bad flight . Ive had a lot of bad flights. Displ yeah, i had one once when i looked at the Flight Attendant. And did that look at the Flight Attendant and she went, i dont know. I dont know. I dont know. Yeah, thats stephen thats not good. And to be honest, that was kind of sometimes like what woody would say. Stephen i dont know . Hed be like, i dont know. Stephen wait a second, in your metaphor, hes the pilot. I know. Stephen which is way worse. If, like, the cockpit door is open and he does this, i dont know. I dont know. laughter . Yeah, yeah. Stephen does anyone else want to yeah. Stephen we have a clip. We have a clip right here. Do you want to describe the clip . I just want to clarify that the first so, yeah, the first day that i was on set and i walk into my trailer, and its morning time, so i was having, like, my morning relief, and i was i was peeing. I was peeing. And then all of a sudden, through the wall on the other. Stephen side. Side. I hear, i can hear you peeing, Justin Timberlake laughter and stephen do you know, do you know that is one of the things and its a voice thats very distinct. Stephen sure, sure. Ill never let go, jack laughter i dont know why why shes always yeah. Stephen that is something i would not want the stewardess to yell through the door, by the way. Thats true, thats true. And and and i immediately was like, oh, my god, kate winslet can hear me peeing. And we do the movie and we bonded, and she is one of the most she is like the Michael Jordan of acting. She is one of the most gifted, but also giving and kind actors. And we just bonded so much. She has a a i think three kids, but her youngest is almost the same age as mine. And we kind of bonded over that. And, you know, it was like it turned into, by the end of the shoot, you know where it was like, we roll in, and like you just hear, like, i still hear you ji jim Justin Timberlake. And im like, pretty good flow, right . laughter applause stephen so this clip, this clip right here is you and her. Yes. Stephen you two are in a relationship. Yes, shes got a marriage with a character jim belushi. And shes having relations with my character were not baking cake. Stephen no, no. And and ive ive ive sort of figured out that she thinks this is going to go further than its going to go, and im trying to break up with her. And this is a piece of and then this happens you know. This is its its much too expensive. I cant accept this. How would you know its so expensive . Ive inquired about this watch. I was with you. Jenny, okay, this is a 500 watch. You always wanted this watch yes, but its much too extravagant. You cant afford this. Thats my business and even if you could, its much too extravagant, given given what . Its too much to spend to me. You shouldnt be getting me jewelry . Why not . Is it too meaningful . You inscribed it. cheers and applause . Stephen doesnt end happily. Im not going to give anything way, but it doesnt end happily. Its i will say this, like, working with woody allen was a dream come true and its a really beautiful movie and im really proud of it. Stephen well, im really proud youre here tonight. Thank you so much for being here. applause wonder wheel opens friday. Justin timberlake, everybody. applause akes shopping supe. Like when you finally get home from the store but forgot that one thing. sigh just say, hey google, buy dog food. It knows that was a disaster and this ones your fave. 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My next guest has been an outspoken advocate for puerto ricos recovery over the last two months. Please welcome the mayor of san juan, carmen yulin cruz. cheers and applause stephen thank you very much. Thank you. Stephen thanks so much for being on. No, thank you for having me. And thank you to the band. That was really great. Jon thank you, thank you. applause . Stephen now, puerto rico was devastated after Hurricane Maria on september 20 . September 20. Stephen okay. So its been two months. We dont hear about it as much in the news on the mainland that much anymore. How is the recovery going right now . Well, its not going as fast as it should. We still have about 60 generation. You have to understand, generation is not that people have power. Because all the power in the island gets generate from the southern part. And then it just gets sent around through mountains. Stephen so what percentage doesnt have power right now . Well, about 50 of the population still doesnt have power. And the ones that do have, its very unstable. We have had two blackouts in the past three weeks, total blackout on the entire island, which is 100 miles long by 30 miles wide. You could be operating in an operating room and all of a sudden, you end up with a light and your cell as a phone. Our children are going to school only four hours a day because theres not electricity. And a lot of people, especially the elderly that live in buildings, i say theyve become human cages because they cannot have the water pumped up. In the middle of stephen is there fresh water . Well, about 90 have water but were still under a health advisory, so you either have to filter the water or you have to boil the water, but, of course, you cant boil the water because you dont have any electricity. So its its a touchandgo situation still. And this new tax reform is not going to help us, either, because it puts a 20 excise tax on all of the imports that come from puerto rico into the united states. Stephen but, wait, so theres a 20 20 increase income tax from all of the imports that will come from puerto rico into the united states. Stephen but puerto rico is the united states. Well, you know, we are a territory of the united states. Stephen but youre citizens . Yes, sir, since 1917. And i mean, maybe this is not the place to say it, but President Trump has not been up to the standards that this country deserves. cheers and applause stephen this is a shot this is a shot of you in the floodwaters. That was water with human excrement. Stephen if it. Down in is this in san juan. In san juan, a place called ocean park. Stephen and at this time and since then especially since this timeue were crying out for help saying the people in san juan in puerto rico were dying and you needed more help. And you got this response from the president , mayor of san juan, who was very complimentary only a few days ago, has now been told by the democrats that you must be newscast tow trump. And here is this was your that was my reply. Stephen this was your reply. cheers and applause but i have i have something for you, if i may. Just a little reply with a twist. You get your own nasty shirt with a little puerto rican twist in it. This is just for you. Stephen oh, thats nice. Yeah. Stephen thank you. Are these available, or, like we we started thats the first one we made. We started a foundation because, you know, theres a big difference and, again, i dont mean to be harsh, but theres a stark contrast between the American People and their huge heart and you have poured yourself out in support to us, and how you often ask youve done it on your show so many times. And those that can see you because, you know, they have electricity are really cognizant of the fact that you have been one of those voices that has never forgotten us, and for that i want to be very greatful to you and thank you for that. Stephen thank you for what youre doing. Thank you very much. We started this foundation, the foundation is called somebody help us. Somebodyhelpus. Org. You can send there if you want. I got 20 bills from people in texas. And the American People have such big heart, and the contrast with the american president that has such a big mouth. applause stephen now, how many how can people how can people out there continue to help right now . Well, first of all, you can keep us in your thoughts. Whenever you see something for puerto rico, retweet it, or put it on facebook. Secondly, you can donate to the American Federation of teachers. Theyre doing this whole thing with operation blessing, clarity filters. If you donate, you get a clarity filter, made by kholler, to a family in puerto rico so they can have clean water. You can donate to the unions, the a. F. L. C. I. O. , took 320 workers and they stayed in puerto rico for two weeks, helping san juan, 42 communities. Or you can go to somebodyhelpus. Org, and make a small contribution. Doesnt matter. You people, again, i have to thank you, because you have never left us alone, and i hopi never forget us because we have a long road ahead of us, but can you say damn it on tv . Stephen sure. So, damn it, were going to make it. applause . Thank you very much. Stephen thank you so much. Stephen mayor carmen yulin cruz, everyone go socolbertlateshow. Com and well have a list of the nonprofits the mayor mentioned. Well be right back, everybody. applause unstop right there im about to pop a cap of mmm fresh in that washer. With unstopables inwash scent boosters by downy. And if you want, pour a little more. Ah, its so fresh. And its going to last from wash to. Wear for up to 12 weeks. Right, freshness for weeks unstopables by downy. For a fresh too feisty to quit. Late show, everybody. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be the great kate winslet, now stick around for james corden and his guests armie hammer and juno temple. 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