Have a person of interest in this case. The hope, would be, of course, that that person decides to turn themself n reporting live from police headquarters, alexandria hof, cbs eyewitness news. A boy is in serious condition after being hit by a school bus in camden this is cellphone video in immediate aftermath of that accident. It happened around 5 30 at alabama and collings road. It is unclear if that little boy was getting off the bus when he was hit. Authorities have filed statutory rain charges against the former dean of students at mastery charter harity school in west philadelphia. Omar harrison is out of a job tonight. Authorities say the 4 42yearold assaulted a 1 14yearold girl near the end of the past auto school year. The victim says this happened at a hotel near the airport in tinicum township. Harrison is held on 100,000 bail. Today President Trump declared opioid addiction a Public Health emergency and sound a declaration at the white house. The plan does not release new money to help the epidemic but helps addicts. Its time for the nation to deal with the deadliest drug crisisness u. S. History. I want the American People to know the federal government is aggressively fighting the Opioid Epidemic on all fronts. Were working with doctors and medical professionals to implement best practices for safe, opioid prescribing. The Health Energy declaration lasts 90 days and can be renewed. And the national ar kivs released some of the long secret records relating to the 1963 anass nation of john f. Ken dixt 2800 documents were released this evening. President trump blocked release of other records after pressure from the cia and fbi. Those files are under six month review. The president has ordered National Archives to release ow all documents with minimal redactions by april 26 of next year. Many harrisburg the Legislature Pass aid bill that allows for massive expansion of gambling in the commonwealth this is expected to generate 200 million to help balance the budget. Legislation expands casino style gambling to ten casino sites, truck spots spopz, online port always and airports. It would make pennsylvania the first state to allow casino and lottery games online. Governor wolf office says he is reviewing the bill. Well the eagles are flying high and have the best record in the National Football league good and two players who getting noticed also happen to be the long ive time fans ever the sport. Don bell spent time today with i couple of bays we know well. Yeah, yeah, we know them well. Its amazing story and doesnt happen as often as you think in nfl. Head 3 five minutes weblingt of link on if many field and you hit wilmington delaware and 30 minutes south east glassboro new jersey. Roads of nfl is long but two local products plan aid close drive from home. Wentz, he comes under the run clem ept has a touchdown, cory clemens from glassboro, new jersey. Amazing pass by carson went and incredible catch by cory clement he is is living a stream the new jersey native. He was star of glassboro. And now living the dream. Im doing it for the community i came from glassboro, new jersey, theyre the people that have been supporting me the whole way i want to give back to those guys. Like cory windell smallwood is plague for his team. He was a star a Red Lion Academy before playing for West Virginia and making highway to the eagles as fifth round pick in 2016. Two of my dreams came true on draft day i was drafted and going Favorite Team of all time and teach i watched every weekend. I was a huge fan manfy was throughout i would be doing this and doing that. Now cory and windell are doing what they can to help. Sure theyre running backs completing for playing time and have one common goal. Were home grown guys but this game is bigger than us. We have to put our pride to the side and do it for the eagle. Both guys played critical time this season games hanging in the balance and unusual situation for young guys that are not high draft picks. For that they thank head coach doug pederson. My rocky year they were sticking with he and i may have name a day after a game and felt horrible althey were like hey we added this and that. The birds are off to their best start tins 2004 and carson wentz is front runner for mvp and cory and windell have birds eye view for quarterback. Hes a goddriven guy and definitely in the hud huddle a true truer and cap stap i want to follow behind. He ways rookie and i was a rookie and for him to take on the responsibility, this load put on him, he was number two overall draft pick and youre playing with a trip on your shoulder it drove me good for teams rising success comes high demand. Wasnt that only a couple Delaware Valley kids with truly understand. Some think the tickets are free i need twelve this week and 13 they week and im like yes, it doesnt work that way. Get ever gi me your debit cart. They dont realize it comes out of our pocket it was hard to control rocky year and this year i put a system in place and its locked down. Yeah. You have to do that. They are obviously happy to wear midnight green and in kas you wonder their favorite philly annual least Brian Westbrook growing up. Naturally, running back. And as far as the tickets yes, mom and dad always get tickets family members and everybody else, maybe not. Theres a system in place. Thanks. The 26th annual philadelphia Film Festival is in full swing. Wash done square rolled out the red carpet for ceremonies featuring two philly favorite favorites. David spunt was there. Bruce willis and knight shavelon walked into a celebration in his favorite city. I go all over the world and im not lying when i say its the best city in the world. Willis received Second Annual lum heir award from shamalan last years recipient. This is a homecoming for both of them willis grew up in pens grove salem country, new jersey. Similar things happen anyone new york city, to go there and live there and fall in love and i like philadelphia a lot. I have friends here and. Movies like the sixth sense, unbreakable, split, and glass a plot that brings back character none breakable david dunn and willis would not tell us more. You have been here a few weeks filming how are you feeling about this uncoming here. I like that one a lot. Hes not allow todd say anything. Especially in front of the boss. I you already said too muc much. I hear you. And then you dont want to do too much. Filming will take place next week at former Psychiatric Hospital in allentown. Shamalan and crews have been in other parts of philadelphia and as lping as he is making films you can bet he will be back. Im proud of our city i feel like it has great aspects all best cities in the United States all in one place. I feel proud to shoot here. It will hit theaterers in early 20 19 reporting from the red carpet in philadelphia, david spunt, cbs3, eyewitness news. And thats a great Film Festival. No doubt about it. Check it out if you can. One theater chain is changing up how they charge. All depend what you see. Straight ahead why some of the biggest blockbuster films could cause you more. Theater checking out surge pricing. And this bucks county restaurant has a def lish name and the food is oh, so heave heavenly. Taste with torery takes you to a place putting a german mraer on hits fare. We have a frost advisory to tell you about. And halfandhalf weekend starts out great and we timeout heavy rain that could impact the eagles game. And out of the blue. The rare catch pulled from the and out of the blue. The rare catch pulled from the waters off the jersey coast. There is something new to a Movie Theater near you. One change is changing the way it charm force tickets . Heres a more popular movie the more it will cost you. Nicole brewer it going to explain this. Yeah and heres the thing. If you thought going to the movies was expensive before come next year it could cost you even more or less depending when you go and what you see. Reagle cinema the standard ticket price was 13 to 16. 50 and what if you had to pay more for peak show times. Its expensive already. I wouldnt go. Would it help if you paid less when attendance was lighter. I would go to a different show to get a cheaper price. Its not always convene. Thats the idea behind regal newly price market come ago mid sinking box office sales. I think of Movie Theaters and long lines and overpriced tickets and overpriced concession stands. Theyre pricing themselves out of the market. We have 6 kid even aarr talking about 200 to see a movie. And compare that to strea streaming service. Hulu and that are advertising for less than 2. I dont have to wapd whor aim sitting on. Eiding sad to see the seats go. Thats blockbuster. No details have been provided on actual cost and how long the roll out will last. Company says its going to see how it goes. But judging by the reaction i got tonight. Strong reaction. I dont know it was a very popular idea at least with the fokdz i spoke to. Well see. Wait a minute no more vhs tapes. Blockbuster. That burned at the end. Thanks nicole. Out of the blue find in the waters off the jersey shore has a lot of people talking tonight. Look that bright Little Lobster youre talking about a group of fishermen from Sea Isle City plucked it from 700 feet down 85 miles off the coast. Its amazingly rare 1. 5 pound catch. Bright blue lobsters are blue because of againet he can abnormality that has them produce more of a certain protein. It will end up at an aquarium not on the dinner table. Theres a restaurant in bucks county when a devilish name. No tricks just delicious treats. Vittoria woodill takes us to plumstead bill in tonights taste with story. Looking for scary good grub in plumstead bill. Dig in at the devil acre tavern where sizzle, sear and. Well have you feeling devilish. They know what theyre doing here. We call it american fare with a german player. Perogies and some of the wurst. Mild, garlicy. What you might not expect to get at the germanen spird restaurant is taste of buffalo, new york. It its a sandwich owner brian ugle was raised on and caused beef on wack. Beef on wack. Beef on wack. Yeah. Wack. Weck. Its basically a sandwich like you get in every pub, restaurant, tavern and buffalo like you do cheesesteak here. Ill take a wack at it. Youll take a weck tat. Now its the roll of the sandwich that has german spin a kimmel wet roll the german word for calloway what it is sprinkled with before it toasted. Finished product out of the oven. After that a good 7 ounces of roost beef in au js jus. That looks killer. Well bring it up to mediu medium, medium well. Okay. All right. And well get it with thes these. There we go. The creme de la creme. Whoa, okay. That d. Oh, wow. Beef on weck right there. I might have to teet now. Well put some horseradish on there too. Thats evil. Light that. Wow. This is the devils work. We have at the devils acr acre. Wow. She gets in there. Weck. Yes. Beef on weck. Ill remember to try that sometime. Good. How good would the weather be. So good. Tomorrow. So good. And then not so good. Oh, theres always a down side. There is. Every time the warm goes up it has to come down. Its kind of like the rule of physics. We have really nice weather as we head into the weekend and then the second half of the weekend not looking quite so great. Timing in the air as far as the wet weather sunday. It is a guarantee that we will get rained on on sunday. The question is, is it more early in the day and late in the day or just all day long. And lets take a look at information we have right now. Well start you off with a look at storm scan 3 showing wet weather pushed on up to the Canadian Maritime provinc provinces the system that impacted us yesterday and the day before and was happening off off the coast and finally moved away and big ridge of High Pressure taken over in between two storms. Here goes the first one. Moving out. Second one is back here. Imagine a big again ridge of High Pressure keeping us protected from any nasty weather off the next couple days. Certainly its clear and quiet outside right now. But, here comes the next system. Snowtiveing down across portions of minnesota, twin cities picking up snow and rain and heavier snow north. Were not going to see the snow and its an indication of how strong and potent the storm is as it moves toward us and joins forces with a coas coastal low on sunday. And temperatures across the Neighborhood Network its 42 kutztown and 38 milford and 46 Sinking Spring and 50 in cape may courthouse. When you wake up tomorrow morning some spots saturday will number the 40s. Tomorrow morning in the 30s. Take a look at frost advisory as we head to friday morning. Saturday warms up tomorrow morning, 30s, even upper bucks and Montgomery County frost advisory has been issued there and we do have a frost advisory for interior south jersey as well. And all these agricultural areas could see a killing frost early tomorrow morning. Only takes mid up toer 30s for frost to form. And as we head into the weekend here comes the next system is atrochs on saturday and as we head into sunday the rain is over top of us. And the system will work its way up the coast. A few models north america model and gfs model has this moving in mainly saturday morning and out later saturday morning. The european model keeps threat for rain in our forecast through sunday night into monday. I think we have to plan for rainy day all day sunday until we can finesse the timing more tomorrow. So make sure you tune in for that. Looks like rain will spread in saturday night and its rain and wind through the day sunday. Drenches rain. As much as 1 to 3 of rain could fall and with the storm working up the coast its win windy as well. Wind gusts 25 to 35 miles an hour and perhaps as high as 45 miles an our in the coastline. 3d overnight hours tonight comfortable, 44, chilly in the city. Few clouds. No frost advisory for us in philadelphia. Skip ago head to the eagles game day forecast. It does not look great it will be rainy through the entire thing. Theres a chance that it is heaviest through the first half of the game and we still have to keep the potential in for still heavy rain for the post game show as well. So, nice weather for the next two days and tomorrow is beautiful. And saturday is great. And sunday, it is wet from start to finish. Monday a little cooler and but tuesday for hall owe weep for the trick or treaters things are looking nice with sunshine and surpriseable high near 62. Okay. That is. Okay. Don surprise next with sports. We continue to talk about the birds. Wentz cant hear the noise and hes happy about it. And players hit the road liking for win in ottawa. See if they can win a high score ago fair. See if they can win a high score ago fair. Sports is next. Flyers visiting ottawa tonight and top center out sick. You been fortunately they left orange and black feeling woozy as well. First period. We go. Less than two minutes into the game. And with the power play goal its 10. Senators. Still in the first period. Flyers down 20. Make it 3love. Shorthanded goal. 30. Flyers getting blown out now and give them credit they hung in this one and scored one late. Empty netter shawn cotier 7th ever the season and fly guy losing in ottawa 54 the final score. There are 15 teams in the eastern kchbs and sixers in 13 place. But as you know its very early. They were off today and theyll look to get their second win of the season saturday at dallas. Now the eagles with full practice today and they return to the field as the apple of nations eye. And especially number 11. Car sop swents receiveing a ton of props for 61 record and doesnt hear the praise. Not really. Not real limit just because again the the nature of the flow of the season and how quickly you have to turn around and go to the next. Plus ive always been wired that way. Jukd blocked out as much as i can to stay focused and cant get too high and cant get too low and just keep on grinding. Eagles host the winless 49ers on sunday. One of three finalists for a golden glove award. Winner will be announced next month. After ten years the yankees and manager joe girardi parted ways. They were one win shy of american pennant. He led them to a world series tight until 2009. Yanks been to the playoffs six times under his leadership. Well be right back. A bridge shut down over politics. Their biggest triumph was a traffic jam. Chris christie and kim guadagnos failures shortchanged our future. After 8 years incomes are down, costs are up and our economy is crawling. We are better than this. Im phil murphy together well build a stronger, fairer economy that works for every new jersey family. Christie and guadagno left new jersey stuck. Im serious about moving new jersey forward. Cbs3 and coleman philly are are turning ep by turning the region pink. Deck the out in ping. The pink lights are also shining brightly at the Cancer Treatment centers of america in crescentville. October is National BreastCancer Awareness month and pivrk lights are reminder to kj a mammogram and stay vigilant in the fight against breast cancer. New tonight a fundraiser for organization doing incredible work. Continuing care and Affordable Housing tore seniors held annual inspired Service Recognition different. You see that guy there in the middle. Ukee was recipient of inspired service award. A very well deserved honor con gatlation. Thank you. Kate. Well, were keeping a close eye on the weekend because its going to be split pretty much directly in half. Nice warm for the first half of weekend with warm and sunny can on saturday and temperatures in the 70s and then completely different story sunday. And a system working its way up the coast will bring soaking rain and gusty winds and lasts all day in the hey grandpa. Hey, kid. Really good to see you. You too. You tell grandma you were going fishing again . Maybe. vo the best things in life keep going. Thats why i got a subaru, too. Introducing the allnew crosstrek. Love is out there. Find it in a subaru crosstrek. Nice to meet you sir. Joseph, im nice to meet you. U . 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And im jessica dean, thank you for watching, thank you for joining us you for watching, thank you for joining us family and sleep well. Captioning sponsored by cbs and now yet another the late show exclusive. Stephen colberts interview of lou dobbs interview of President Trump. Stephen mr. President , thank you for sitting down with me. Were besties. We have a very good relationship. Stephen before we start, do you mind if i edit this interview to make you look absolutely ridiculous. Stephen exactly. Thank you for understanding. First question, recently republican senators Mccain Corker and flake have all spoken out against you, implying youre an unhinged danger to the country. One of the great disasters of all times. Dihonest. Stephen so youve heard what theyve said about you. Anything you can do to make them like you . I can put out. Stephen im not sure thats appropriate or welcome. Moving on, last week there were rumors that instead of your actual wife melania standing next to you it was a body double. Is there any truth to that . We actually have six prototypes that are all very top of the line. Stephen good to know. Can we get personal for a moment, sir . Heres a photo of you playing tennis. How would you describe thisiary . Massive. Just massive. Stephen that seems accurate. Now, mr. President , how do you think the countrys doing under your watch . It has taken a nose dive. Stephen is that because of your poor leadership . I know when i do well and when i do badly. Stephen and have you ever done well . Um, no. Stephen thank you. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, trumps sizzling media feed. Plus, stephen welcomes julianne moore. Jermaine fowler. And a musical performance by fleet foxes. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody please, have a seat, everybody thank you so much good to see ya ladies and gentlemen, please. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause you know, sometimes i feel sorry for donald trump, but not as often as he does. laughter hes always complaining about his media coverage. So, last night, he just unplugged, got away from it all and sat down for his 19th interview with fox news. In this case, it was a full rubdown from anchor and unrefrigerated lou dobbs, lou dobbs. In nine months in office, youve already accomplished more in the way of job creation. You have accomplished so much in that nine months. Youve got to be immensely gratified at what youve been able to do. You are, if i may say, everything as advertised as you ran for president. And i appreciate everything youre doing. The country owes you a great debt on so much. But on that, in particular, and i thats very interesting. Its well put. Its true. audience reacts booing jon wow. Wow. Stephen its going to be a long night. Jon whoa stephen id say that dobbs was lobbing softballs, but if that interview is any indication, he doesnt have balls. laughter piano riff cheering keep it light. Got to keep it light. Dobbs was pleasuring trump so vigorously that mike pence asked mother to change the channel. laughter jon oh stephen oh, oh jon oh stephen even dobbs criticisms were praise. And ive got to ask you, i mean, youre one of the most i would say, by the left, particularly reviled, even hated men to ever hold your post i would say so. Youre also one of the most loved and respected i would say that also. Stephen so you would say that you are one of the most hated, and you would also say you are one of the most loved . So would you say that it is safe to say that you would also say anything someone just said . I would say that also. Stephen trump then explained how terrible the medias coverage of him is. I know a good story from a bad story. But when you have a really good story and they make it bad, ill say to my wife, oh, tonight, im going to enjoy watching television because i did great, and wait until you see this. And then, they put it on and its like oh, thats not so good. Stephen sir, youve got to stop watching my monologues. laughter cheers and applause because, im here to say, youre not so good. Youre not so good. piano riff dobbs was so massaging trumps, lets say, ego, that he didnt get around to asking trump about puerto rico, where three quarters of the residents are still without power. The repair job to the grid and power plants is a 300 million contract, and its been awarded to a Company CalledWhitefish Energy. Which really sounds like a troutbased boner pill. laughter as old man i thought my love life was over. Now, thanks to Whitefish Energy, im spawning upstream laughter thank you very much. piano riff i dont know what that means. I dont know what that means. Some are questioning whether whitefish can handle this massive job since they are a twoyearold company from montana that, as of a month ago had just two fulltime employees. So restoring puerto ricos shattered infrastructure requires the same manpower as moving a filing cabinet upstairs. Now this is true, our Research Department tried really hard to find out who those two employees are and we couldnt. We found one of them Andy Techmanski. So their tech man is named Andy Techmanski . laughter that is made up. Im guessing the other guy is irish. Seamus otherguy. applause he seems nice. He really seems nice. Seaseamus really seems like a ne guy. Otherguy. One thing we did learn is that buzzfeed went to whitefish, montana, looking for the companys headquarters, eventually finding a small cabin in a forested area and i believe, a composite sketch of their third employee. There he is. Yeah. Chilly, this time of the year. This time of the year, you want a little jon look a hoodie. Stephen fun fact, this controversy was first reported by weather. Com. Its has to be the most unlikely scoop since watergate was broken by the pigglywiggly sunday circular. laughter applause so why would this tiny Company Located in the woods of montana win a massive contract to fix puerto rico . Well, it didnt hurt that Whitefish Energy is based in whitefish, montana, the hometown of interior secretary ryan zinke, and that zinkes son had a summer job at one of the companys construction sites. Well, theres a coinkyzinke plus, it turns out it was a nobid contract. No competition. None. Thats like the last guy on earth naming himself peoples sexiest man alive. laughter double issue. Its a double issue. You find out all about him. Favorite pastimes, staring. Scrounging for canned goods. laughter now, the mayor of san juan, and woman who did not sign up for this stuff, carmen yulin cruz, has demanded that the contract be voided for ethical reasons. To which whitefish replied, tweeting, weve got 44 linemen rebuilding power lines in your city and 40 more men just arrived. Do you want us to send them back or keep working . Oh, snap . Is what all of the power lines in puerto rico did, so stop bitching and get to work, Andy Techmanski, if that is your name which it is not you know a smattering of techmanski fans here tonight. laughter there have been a lot of stories about Sexual Misconduct over the last couple of weeks, and brace yourself now its come out that even george h. W. Bush has acknowledged he groped multiple women. Oh, come on. Not him. Hes the bush we like laughter hes a 93yearold grampa whos been married to the same woman for 72 years what is that . Thats the uranium anniversary. laughter no one makes it that far its the unobtainuim anniversary. So is it every guy . Whos next . Colonel sanders . Papa smurf . Air bud . Hey, theres nothing in the rulebook that says a dog cant play basketball and then ask a Production Assistant to come to his trailer and check him for ticks. If you know what i mean. laughter and i dont. laughter heres the story. Actress heather lind said on instagram that while taking a photo with bush, sr. , he grabbed her butt while telling her a dirty joke. And then, a second actress said yeah, me too, and revealed the joke, do you want to know who my favorite magician is . David copafeel laughter audience reacts that is not good. I feel bad as a human being but even worse as a comedian. laughter because that is not a believable joke. No one has a favorite magician. laughter piano riff now, heres the deal i think he feels bad. Lind has since deleted her post, and h. Dubya has apologized through his spokesman on occasion, he has patted womens rears in what he intended to be a goodnatured manner. Some have seen it as innocent, others clearly view it as inappropriate. To anyone he has offended, president bush apologizes most sincerely. Adding, at this time, the former president respectfully requests that you back it up like a tonka truck. laughter words to that effect. Im paraphrasing. laughter speaking of republican dynasties, theres one member of the trump family people respect ivanka. Shes gotten a ton of praise from the right for her poise and intelligence. At the same time, it turns out, she doesnt know what words mean. This week, on twitter, vice writer eve peyser compiled a list of all the words ivanka has used incorrectly, and its a real fortnight. laughter for example, when talking about her and jareds morning routine she said, my husband has incredibly long hours, so i try to keep mine on a relative basis. laughter you think shed know how to use relative, because her whole career is on a relative basis. laughter jon oh cheers and applause stephen turns out and weve known this for a little while she also doesnt have the strongest grasp of the word complicit. If being complicit is wanting to be a force for good and to make a positive impact, then im complicit. Stephen it doesnt mean that. laughter but, benefit of the doubt, she mightve just been trying to make a point and actually knows what it means to be complicit. I dont know what it means to be complicit. Stephen okay. Heres one from twitter i cannot believe that theodore is eight months old today happy birthday. Stephen happy birthday . Hes eight months old applause either ivanka doesnt get how birthdays work, or do rich people get more birthdays than we do . laughter applause and then theres this gem. Cuddling my little nephew luke, the best part of an otherwise incredible day laughter that is a dumb statement in an otherwise stupid tweet. laughter applause piano riff happy birthday now, a lot of people have made fun of ivanka online for this, but id like to Say Something in her defense. Jim. Im a little bit complicit with ivanka here. If complicit is heretofore defined as i support her, which it timelessly doesnt. Laugh i know this all seems humorous but, albeit, it is not. Ivanka rises at the apex of sunshine and does a lot of good on a relative basis. In fact, the entire trump family is a big part of an otherwise great country. laughter applause cheering thank you. Thank you. And, in conclusion, i might add, summarizing lastly, happy birthday. laughter applause we have a great show for you tonight. 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[crowd applause] Stephen Jon Batiste and stay human everybody give it up for the band right there cheers and applause oh, jon. I know, you go to church, go to love and serve the lord. I do as much as i can. Jon yeah. Stephen i like to go to confession when i can. When i cant, what i like to do is sell my new book this is Stephen Colberts midnight confessions ill give you some of the examples. Sometimes i wish i had more Health Problems because the people in pharmaceutical ads have more picnics than i do. Jon wow. Stephen yeah, all of that and more is right in here. Get it for a friend. Get it for an enemy. Let them feel some of the guilt youre feeling on my behalf. Jon thats right. Stephen heres the thing, im so busy, even when i try, i dont get to confession as often as at all. laughter so if yall dont mind, id like to confess to you, my audience. You wont tell anybody, right . Audience of course not stephen this is Stephen Colberts midnight confessions. cheers and applause open door laughter standard disclaimer i dont know if these are technically sins, but i do feel bad about them. Okay, wait right there. closes, opens door organ music forgive me, audience. At last weeks high school reunion, everyone was whispering to each other, i didnt know Stephen Colbert went to our high school. laughter i didnt. laughter i told my kids that the ice cream man only plays music when he is all out of ice cream. laughter applause when i worked at an Office Supply store, i used to steal paper. laughter it had pictures of president s on it. laughter last week, i did a really bad job singing who let the dogs out, and it upset everyone at the funeral. laughter i buy familysized bags of potato chips, but only when my familys not around. laughter applause sometimes i pee in the shower. laughter display at home depot. laughter audience audience, at my last checkup, my doctor said i needed to make some serious lifestyle changes. So i changed doctors. laughter applause i fall asleep on long car rides, sometimes even as a passenger. laughter when the Flight Attendant asks if id be willing to help in an emergency, i say yes. But in my mind, im thinking, if we crash land on an island, i will eat you. laughter applause i will eat you. Its a compliment. On our first date, my wife asked me if i played any sports. I answered honestly and said hackey sack. I still dont know why she went on a second date with me. laughter one time, audience, i tried to commit all of the seven deadly sins, but i was too lazy to get past sloth. laughter i only recently learned that chapstick is for your lips. laughter cheers and applause that really paints a picture, doesnt it . laughter forgive me, audience . Audience we forgive you stephen thanks well be right back with julianne moore. cheers and applause band playing this is google home mini. Its the Google Assistant for your house. So it gets you. If you mumble. [minion mumbling]. It gets you. If you talk like this add worcestershire sauce to my cart. It still gets you. Okay, adding now. And if youre like hey google, play my love playlist. Ah, really . Play my love playlist. Oh yeah, it also knows the difference between you and him. Its google home mini. And the rest of the google home family. Hi, i need your help. S for ive been trying to find. A knee specialist. But nobody has an opening for months uuuggghhh uuurrrggghhh mr. Powers . You cant always control your feelings. I found one innetwork next tuesday. But choosing unitedhealthcare can help you control your care. Thanks, stephanie. I see on your preventive checklist, youre due for a colonoscopy. Its covered at no additional cost to you. Great no green. Unitedhealthcare