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Thank you both very much for being here. Thanks for coming back to see us. Michael, you are here for the first time, were so happy you are here, we are all huge fans of Michael Keaton. Thank you. cheers and applause james i mean, your body of work, a body of work actually like no one else, i think, if you think about beetlejuice and spotlight and batman, and birdman, it is so varied and brilliant. Do you ever go back and watch any of your old films . Occasionally, not a lot. Every once in a while. Mostly i see them at the, you know, when you have to see them. They will show you a screening so you know what you are talking about on a show like this because often i dont. So. James well, are there films you have been in that you havent seen . Um, yes. James really . Which ones . I dont even know the names of them. laughter james do you remember being paid for them . Yes, i remember that. Thats pretty funny. No there are a few that i cant remember, i just cant remember i mean i remember doing them. And they were perfectly fine. laughter how do you know . But i am, i dont think im alone in this. You probably interview other guys or women who have done the same thing. You usually have to see them, you know, when there is a screening or you go into loop the, to do the voiceover for lack of a better term. And so you see them then, but there are certain ones that i really love, you know i loved much ado about nothing, its good, right. James its awesome. Its a great performance. When you do multiplicity now you could do it in a half an hour, with the technology but it was very, very hard to do. And the great harold ramis, great director and he was one of the guys in ghostbusters, directed some of the great comedies. He directed that movie. So movies like that, you know. James those are the ones you would go back and watch . Yeah, occasionally. I would see my life,. The reason i did a movie like my life, whoever saw it, it wasnt a giant hit, i just thought if it all ends tomorrow, i want to know that i did something that, you know, maybe meant something to someone else, to people in the world. And that i maybe made a little contribution. And it happens, i will be, you know, sometimes people will come up to me and tell me these Great Stories about how moved they were by the movie, not to sound too selfimportant. James i would say you made more than a little contribution, wouldnt you, reggie . cheers and applause i just cant get over that. I am obsessed with watching myself. James you watch yourself all the time . I love it. I love it laughter its all i do. If i have a saturday and its open i go on my couch, and im like what am i doing, what am i in . And your movies i just sit around and watch them. We have sleepovers where we just watch my stuff. James dylan, you recently turned 26, on the 26th. I did. cheers and applause james how did you celebrate . Didnt do much, didnt do nothing. Really . No, i did a lot. I did way more than i usually james what did you do . All right so im not, i dont throw parties. I dont do that. Someone threw one for you though. Someone talked me into, one of my best friends ever we share the same birthday too. And you know, so every year we will always do something around my birthday but i always have a really quiet boring birthday. And this year i thought he kind of talked me into it because also the fight was on the floyd. James the Floyd Mcgregor fight, yeah. It was the same day, i just moved into this new house, just bought my first home. So he kind of applause thank you thats really sweet. I did not expect james that was a ridiculous round of applause. cheers and applause that was literally the audience going, hes doing very well, hes doing very well. laughter thanks for the support, wow. James the bonus must have come in on those maze runner movies. Im living in a bleep but he is. James you had a good party but more than that last week and this i know is a huge thing for you, you threw the first pitch at the mets game. How was it, were you nervous . Of course, yeah, i was nervous for about six weeks before it happened, too. Every day. Every day at some point it would enter my mind like, cuz you know, arguably nothing means more to me than baseball and the mets. Maybe, maybe my family. laughter huge maybe. So, i always knew it had the potential to be the best night of my life or also a complete disaster and something i could never get over because i care so much about it. And so you know, i anticipated a lot, very nervous. Practiced . No, i play softball on saturday, you are there. Yeah. We do everything together. Yeah. James sure, yeah. But it went pretty well. It worked out. James because my favorite part we have a video here, and my favorite part is your reaction afterwards. Take a look. cheers and applause this guy almost gets in the way. Oh, nice. laughter cheers and applause james its a good throw. A good throw. And, that is a really good throw, and he threw from the mound which a lot of people dont do. James you have also thrown. Ive thrown three times. James for the pittsburgh pirates. This is a photo of you here. I have done it twice for the pirates, and hes right it is nervewracking, two times went well, one time was, the thing you never want to do, i did. James what happened . Here is what happened. You never then you did the most bad ass thing ever. Yeah, yeah. So i threw out once years ago when pittsburgh had three rivers stadium, that was great. Then i threw in wrigley, that was really great. They were both great chest high. Atta boy. From the mound, and then i threw out once again in pittsburgh and the thing you never want to do if anything we were talking about this you go, go ten feet over the catcher, throw it into the stands, you never want to throw short, i threw a tiny, well, a good bit short and outside into the dirt. Its like the mortal sin and i had been rehearsing i had been practicing. I. James such an actor. laughter i was rehearsing, i was with my coach. laughter lift and push. Yeah. James i had done breathing exercises. Yeah, yeah. James and what did the crowd do when that happened . There was silence. James oh, really . Yeah, really uncomfortable silence, it would have been one thing if they booed me, but they felt really bad. So i said give me the bleep ball back. laughter cheers and applause and the guy goes, what . Throw me the ball back. So they threw me the ball back and i bleep blistered one. I was pissed off it didnt happen. James sure, i get that. Apologize to reggie for my language, i know he was offended. laughter james can i say this . Im liking baseball keaton. Hes a different guy. laughter cheers and applause i feel like, i feel like Michael Keaton the movie star came down the steps, we started talking about movies and he was Michael Keaton movie star, we go to baseball and hes like hand me the bleep ball, man. laughter i swear. bleep give me the ball, man. Yeah, a lot like that. James what are you going to do . Because didnt you once get into an altercation with a pirates fan . No, with a braves fan. James okay. Yeah, yeah. James what happened . Here is what happened. Did i tell you this story . No. I cant one day my kid who is young at the time, years ago, it is hard for me to tell the story. Years ago the braves beat the pirates in the playoff game. You remember this thing. laughter its okay. Were going to go to commercial and so one day one day my kid says to me, he says to me, dad, he was little, he goes, when can we, you know, get over this, you know, totally unsubstantiated hatred for the Atlanta Braves . I said never, it will never happen, which is a horrible lesson to tell your kid, so it turns out im working in atlanta and the braves invited me to see a game because the pirates were in town. I hated the fact that they were the nicest people in the world. laughter they treat you, they are so nice and they were so great. So im at the stadium, and a guy john hancock was directing founder, we were shooting the founder, and there is a guy in front, theres always one guy who thinks he is a smart ass, and is really loud and he thinks hes funny. So he riding andrew mckuchen with whom im kind of a pal. We email each other. What . Yeah, hes the dude. I know. laughter he loves me even more now. So cool. So anyway he comes up and he is riding him and riding him and mckuchen, the warm up circle is right next to the front, and hes actually talking to the guy. And im thinking what are you talking to him for . Youre up next. Why is your. Why engage . Yeah, why engage . So this guy thinks hes funny. Mckuchen is jawing with him, talking back and forth and he had been riding cerveli earlier on, the catcher, and im thinking this guy doesnt know anything. So mckuchen smokes one to left center, bounces off just rips it. Hits, then he does the coolest thing. He stands up in second and looks for the guy, points and when he comes in he takes off his batting glove and he gives his batting gloves to the dude. So before i left, you know, i thought, i just have to straighten this guy out. laughter so, i know, its so embarrassing. James before i left i thought i better straighten him out. laughter well, its embarrassing. James are we ready to get back to filming our film . Okay, wait is there any continuity with my face, because im about to potentially get in a fight. Exactly, exactly. Im about to get my ass kicked. So i go hey, man, i get on him. And im like a dope im not thinking. You know, there are cameras everywhere. People have cell phones, you know. So somewhere there is a thing of me kind of going. James what did you say . What did you say to him . Something like i cant say. laughter james you can, you can say. Weve all ready crossed that. I cant remember, it was Something LikeSomething Like what happened, dude, what happened, were you jawing pretty good before, you think are you a funny bleep . laughter james stick around, more with these two when we come back cheers and applause back cheers and applause [car door closing] [distant speech] [curious music] [laughing] [laughing] if i were a rich man daidle deedle daidle. 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Right there. Do it. No noise, no mess. cheers and applause james that was a clip from american assassin, which opens everywhere this friday. Congratulations on the film, you were both terrific in the movie. cheers and applause tell everyone what the film is about and who you play. First of all, in that scene, you should see what he does, man. I mean, this dude, he is a tough little son of a bitch, im telling you, man, honest to god. cheers and applause it was impressive all of the fight scenes we had to do. But he did like eight more than i did. So the film, im stan hurley who in the books is somewhat of a mentor to dylans character, and i think its a relatively intelligent, more, a little more intelligent approach to what is going on in the world in terms of how we deal with terrorism, and dylan can say what he thinks of this. bleep movie. laughter james and who do you play . My character i play mitch rapp and he is basically the story is he is struck by tragedy in his life and it kind of sets him on this mission, in a way, completely changes him and makes him sort of embark on this path to becoming an asset and kind of protecting this from happening to anyone else. And thats when he meets michaels character with this division of the cia, that is very secret operation and he kind of becomes his mentor a little bit. They kind of butt heads a little bit. They both have their own sort of opinions about things, but at the end of the day i think they love each other. They do. James you filmed a lot of the movie in london, did you enjoy filming there . What was your favorite part about being in that city . Yeah, i love london now. It is i had only ever been for a few days at a time, something for press, i dont even know where i was. James yeah. But yeah, really enjoyed it. I really enjoyed, i also have a lot of good friends in london. I have a lot of good people in my life who live there. James yeah. None of them were there when i was there. James oh. laughter which is awesome, but it was cool anyway, i was there with my dad and that was a great experience. And we had a pub life. Had our little local james did you enjoy going to the pub . Yeah, yeah. James how nice i enjoyed two, like i would just be Getting Started on a beer, post work and they would ding the bell and like 10 15, okay, that is pub life, drink early, get home early. James thats because its london. If they dont ring that bell, we wont stop drinking. laughter that is the reason for the bell. It is sort of a Public Safety announcement, really. Exactly. James because they will drink their own body weight in booze. Yeah. James but im so pleased you enjoyed it. I thought it was last call, i didnt know it was the raging alcoholism bell. James pretty much that, that is the reason. Michael, i was reading this today, is it true there was a time in your life where you were quite a frequent hitchhiker . Which is something i have never done. I have never done that because i always thought it is quite scary. You make me sound like a drifter. laughter james never scary, nothing ever happened that was like, oh, i should get out of this car . I will tell you a great one though, im in glasgow, which is one of the great cities. And theyre really fun. They are hammered most of the time. That is why. No, that is not a nice thing to say about an entire city. James not nice but unfortunately true. laughter but it is a great city and the people are really genuinely funny. And really nice. And so you have heard that, glasgowegian accent do you know Billy Connely . Hes a pal. James of course one of the greatest comedians who has ever lived. How funny. So he sounds like hes from cincinnati compared to really hard, hard glasgowegian accents. And so i am staying in a hotel and i got lost. I didnt know how to get there, and there was a guy, walking along the road. He wasnt hitchhiking exactly. He was kind of like, you know, and i pulled over to ask him for directions. I had he could have been speaking anything, because by the time, i said, how do i get to whatever the name of the hotel was. And he is hammered. And hes got that really hard glasgowegian accent and at this point im this far from his face trying to understand what he is saying. So finally i go, you know what, just get in. He says to me, let me in the car i will show you. And im thinking perfect. So he gets in. laughter james i cannot stress enough, dont do this at home. I cannot stress enough. Go on. So he gets in the car, this is the hippest thing, so smart, and drunk as he was he gets me in the car and he goes gibberish and im going what . And he says i finally make out, he takes me to his house, gets out of the car and goes thank you. laughter and leaves awesome. I know, it was awesome. James reggie, do you have a question for any of our guests this evening . Reggie i do now, yes. Tonights question goes to. drum roll i will just make it for the whole couch, because i think its important. First of all, mr. Mom, amazing. Incredible. Thank you. cheers and applause reggie terri garr. Close to my heart. But i was just wondering when you guys are doing Tactical Training and things and working with assault rifles, probably pistols, maybe some long guns and things like that, do your fingers get sore . Your fingers and forearms too. Or if youre shooting a rifle your shoulder gets sore. Yeah, you can bruise your shoulder. My forearms its tiring, shooting guns is tiring, a lot more tiring than when i was eight rolling around my little bedroom. laughter i never realized the action. And you did it with a real guns. Yeah, yeah. Which is dangerous. Can i tell you how great the great terri garr is and was. She is one of the great comedians and actresses and pal of mine and she played my wife in mr. Mom, and im sorry to indulge but she is a sweetheart and she deserves mention. applause reggie one of the greatest, youre correct. James thats absolutely correct please thank our incredible guests, Michael Keaton, dylan obrien. Music from superfruit when we come back. cheers and applause for the holidand every year, we get a giwe split it equally. Except for one of us. I write them a poem instead. And one for each of you too. Thats actually yours. That one. Yeah. Regardless, were stuck with the bill. To many, words are the most valuable currency. Last i checked, stores dont take words. Some do. Not everyone can be that poetic voice of a generation. I know right . Such a burden. The bank of america mobile banking app. The fast, secure and simple way to send money. Guyscause this is my jam. N. 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