Obrien. And the blaze also destroyed a warehouse. There are no questions about the Structural Integrity of the pier it self. Reporter this fire was massive. San francisco fire chief Janine Nicholson says the fire likely started inside the warehouse. Because the warehouse was so big, it took a while for anyone nearby to notice the smoke and flames. Bright hot flames shut up into the dark San Francisco sky early saturday morning. The four alarm fire on pier 45 was attacked by land and water. 155 firefighters, 50 trucks and engines, and a couple boats did not allow the flames to spread out of warehouse c. Throughout the progress of this fire, we did see almost every portion of this Building Collapse in one area or another. Reporter the San FranciscoFire Department says one firefighter was injured. But no windows was hurt. Pier 45 in the heart of Fishermans Wharf is home to the historic ss Jeremiah Obrien and the uss penn penny know. Both are safe. The one major loss is the warehouse, a building with marine style businesses inside. The fire did also damage pier 45 and a fire truck. We had to spray water on her truck as we fought the fire. Reporter flames are out but there is work to do. Investigators are looking into how the fires started and the status of the Structural Integrity of pier 45. In the meantime, the Fire Department is asking people to stay away. If they do not, to at least maintain difference distance and wear a mask. To ensure the safety of the firefighters, police officers, Public Servants and the community at large. Reporter ktvu fox 2 news. That four alarm fire threatened a Navy Submarine commandeering structures and the uss Jeremiah Obrien that we told you about earlier. It was one of the destroyers in the litter dday invasion in france. As Alyssa Harrington tells us, here is more on the story. Reporter it is amazing the ship only suffered some minor paint damage. Is used on the video, 100 foot flames burned next to it and officials credit a single fire boat for saving it. It is my professional opinion without the fire boat we would hast the Jeremiah Obrien. It is an emotional roller coasrector of the National Liberty ship memorial displayed a dramatic chip of the uss Jeremiah Obrien as his background during our zoom interview. It showed the ship that up by towering flames during the fire on saturday morning on the San Francisco pier 45. It looks like the ship is on fire. It is the first thing we saw this morning. It was like an incredible fearful event for us. We wanted to preserve this national asset. Reporter the ship was saved. The fire burned a warehouse directly behind you. The San Francisco fire boat came to the rescue. Verbal 3 was detailed and tasked with saving the Jeremiah Obrien, which they successfully did. This was a task that involved greater than 100 feet of length of flame going over the Jeremiah Obrien. There is structural collapse with the walls coming in. All of those efforts related to the Jeremiah Obrien being saved. Reporter firefighters also use tan lines and letter trucks to protect other structures including the tourist attraction shown full of antique penny arcades and the infamous laughing sound. There is a lot of history at pier 45. Potentially, if that fire had gotten out of control, you wouldve seen over 100 years of history go up. A big part of the history of america. Reporter the uss Jeremiah Obrien, at Fishermans Wharf is a National Historic landmark. It was billed and launched during world war ii, making voyages across the world, carrying personnel and supplies to the beaches of normandy. The ship specifically made three transatlantic voyages and 11 shuttles to normandy. It was there during the day. Reporter he said the crew back then nicknamed it the lucky obrien. Again, is survived another close call. One thing that our prayers producer talked about, is that it was saved on memorial day weekend, when we honor all of those who have served in our armed forces. As for what is next for the ship, as sarah mentioned, they are investigating the integrity of pier 45. If it is in bad shape, they will move the ship where it will be moved and when yet to be determined. Live, i am Alyssa Harrington, ktvu fox 2 news. Hats off to the firefighters who say that piece of history. Thank you so much. Stay with ktvu for updates on the pier 45 fire with the ktvu mobile news app. It is free to download for your smart phone. People are out and about this Holiday Weekend enjoying the sunny weather today. While he was asleep pleasant around the bay area, it is about to get a whole lot warmer. We want to bring in are meteorologist. We are talking about triple digits, right . Yes, cristina. Triple digits could be for an extended period of time. We are talking possibly four days of the inlet spots close to 100 degrees. Not the case tomorrow, but trending upward in the sunday forecast. Ice from the this afternoon, and warm spots near 90 degrees out toward fairfield and antioch. San jose is 83. Oakland in the upper 70s. Pacifica in the middle 60s. We warm things up today. This is a live camera look out toward mount diablo. That area is drying up. We will be watching fire danger with the seat getting in over the next few days. As i mentioned, monday and tuesday wednesday and thursday in the neighborhoods are on either side of 100 degrees. Here is our thinking with the timing here. We will warm things up a bit on sunday. The real heat lives in on monday for memorial day. On tuesday, taking a quick sneak peek at the forecasted highs on monday, santa rosa 99. Concord 100. San francisco close to 80 degrees. And san jose approaching the middle 90s. Major warming for that extended period of time, even the bayside locations in the middle 80s to lower 90s and the beaches in the 70s. The excessive heat watch begins 11 00 monday and runs all the way into 7 00 pm on thursday for most of the bay area, with the exception being near the coastline close to the san mateo county. The temperatures in most areas are falling to about 82 through the 90s and the real hot spots are topping 100 degrees. Coming up, we talk more about the way building into the bay area and we will look at the 5 day forecast coming up in a few minutes. Oakland mayor libby schaaf was tested for coronavirus this afternoon at Allen Temple Baptist church on 85th and international. Mayor libby schaaf says she is not experiencing any major symptoms of coronavirus, but she does have a sore throat and wanted to err on the side of caution. This is open for everyone. The more people get past it, the more we will be able to control this virus. And the faster we will be able to get back to work, give back to our lives, in a way that is safe and healthy. The drivethrough testing site is free and open until 7 00 pm every night. Anyone wanting a test should make an appointment first. California recorded almost 2000 more coronavirus cases since yesterday. There is a total now of 90,631. There were 78 additional deaths. Counties in the bay area saw a modest increase in cases. The death rates remain the same except for in alameda county, reporting two additional deaths. Solano county had one and additional death. Sooner Sonoma County today is the first bay area county moving into stage ii of the reopening plan. The rules allow for Outdoor Dining only with strict social distancing rules and mask requirements. Restaurant owners are eager to serve customers again after more than two months of relying solely on takeout nts are doubling their patio space to make room for their outdoor customers. They will use disposable utensils only and will make sure there is plenty of Hand Sanitizer available. Diners at his table are supposed to be from the same household. Two the city of sausalito reopen some of its Downtown Parking lots this Holiday Weekend. Two of the four parking lots in the area will open with a possibility of the two others opening if needed. The goal is to reduce the number of people driving on downtown streets looking for a place to park over the Holiday Weekend. Last month, sausalito closed Downtown Parking lots to discourage lard crowds from gathering during the pandemic. A reminder this evening, they ktvu news app as reopening information for all of the bay area counties. There is a running list of what is open and where right on the top of the page. Memorial day weekend is the unofficial start of summer. A lot of people are eager to get outside, tired of being cooped up inside their homes. A lot of people are not going far from there. Or fox news correspondent has more on how people are celebrating the holiday in this new normal. Reporter many beaches around the country are reopening with people flocking to the coast. Working from home definitely cooped up all the time. Just to be outside one day, we thought it was great. Reporter it looks like a typical memorial day weekend in Southern California friday with crowds surfing, cycling and baking sand castles. Officials are taking steps to make sure beach doors do not bring the virus with them. There are no villas, coolers , no large social gatherings. You can come down with your family and lie on a towel and sunbathe and watch your kids running of the water. Reporter and in hardhit new york city, beaches are open, but swimming is not permitted. Nearby coastal officials determining the rules for each beach on the jersey shore. With all open beaches implementing social distancing k9s, and limiting the number of people. Meanwhile, Passenger Air travel is down with a 90 from one year ago, with most airports looking like ghost towns. For those in the skies, they will see big changes, like social distancing, and security checkpoints with rules. Flyers will be able to bring up to 12 ounces of Hand Sanitizer in their area banks. For anyone whose license has expired in march or later, they expect the id for more than a year from the expiration date. We encourage people to bring them out to the airport. For those who decide on a staycation, more and more Entertainment Options are opening up. In kansas and texas, newly reopened bowling alleys will provide an escape with restrictions. We are on the 25 capacity. That is every other line. Reporter aaa says it is seeing a modest but steady increase in online travel. They suggest traveler covenants is increasing. And coney island, aisha hasneyu the country and here in california are bowing reopen, despite lockdown orders. A caravan leaves the bay area heading to the central valley. How volunteers are showing appreciation for help when yous farmworkers. Aishah hasnie, fox news, coming up, churches across the country and here in california are bowing to reopen, despite lockdown orders. A caravan leaves the bay area heading to the central valley. How volunteers are showing appreciation for californias farmworkers. Heres what we want everyone to do. Count all the hugs you havent given. All the hands you havent held. All the dinners you didnt share with friends. The trips you havent taken. Keep track of them. Each one means one less person vulnerable, one less person exposed, and one step closer to a healthier community. So for now, keep your distance. But dont lose count. Well have some catching up to do. Churches around the country openly defying government mandates, and reopening their doors to the faithful. Fox news chief religious correspondent lorne greene has the story. Reporter some combat veterans lend their voices to a movement encouraging churches to meet in person, even if it means defying authorities. It is one of the freedoms they fought for. And some died for. Ms. Middleton win. Reporter chicago is where the peaceably gathered movement draws a line in the sand. Three churches there have been find 500 for having and Person Services define the illinois governors order against mass gatherings. This memorial day weekend kentucky megachurch pastor ryan gibson says hundreds more churches across the country planned to peaceably gather. The messages it is not governments place to tell the church when it can and cannot meet. That is already enshrined in the constitution. Reporter the churches will featured videos livestream from combat veterans like this one telling congregants to stay full to the values that he and his fallen comrade spot to protect. I was shot three times. I was blown up one. I have seen wives and mothers handed flags off the coffins of guys that i fought with. I watch them die. I can tell you this, we thought for god and country. We did not fight for government and country. We thought doors to help stop the spread of the coronavirus. Some states impose the lachance. Some churches did so voluntarily. We have been put in and careful not to begin services when it would be imprudent and would really affect the health of those who would attend. Reporter in california, 1200 churches are bowing to restart services on may 31. And a cost center. Despite state mandates, as they see uneven treatment of the reopening process. Pastors are saying, enough is enough. There can be 500 people in the store and that store and the store, when did one hour on sunday morning become the most dangerous hour in america . Reporter pastor gibson says the churches will practice social distancing. They say all sanitary precautions will keep them safe. In new york, lauren green, fox news. Showing appreciation for farmworkers during the pandemic, this morning a caravan from the bay area brought food and supplies to farmworkers in the central coast. Organizers say 8090 vehicles traveled from this area to this area loading up all items in meeting at the san jose history part for heading out. They caravan also served as an appreciation parade for farmworkers. I have Great Respect for all essential workers. But, the farmworkers are feeding america every single evening when you eat. It is because farmworkers are working day and night to put food on your tables. The organizers say the states 1 million farmworkers cannot hunker down at home, but instead, are spending long hours for little pay in fields and do not have enough funds to provide families with food. Marin county is extending protections for renters during the covid19 pandemic next week. The board of supervisors is said to consider a measure that would add another month to the current moratorium on evictions , extending it through june 30. Renters would have 90 days to repay back rent. The county is also pledging 1 million to help the most vulnerable residents stay in their homes. The California Department of alcoholic Beverage Control is making it easier for people to purchase alcoholic drinks to go this Holiday Weekend. Bars, wineries, distilleries, and breweries that do not have kitchens can now partner with the providers, such as diners to sell alcohol to go. The strings must be sealed in a container and sold with a meal. In the past two months, the state has authorized 45,000 restaurants to sell alcoholic beverages along with takeout food. Take a look at that. Fire crews responding to a home where there is an 8 foot snake in the backyard. Definitely an interesting call yesterday. Firefighters say the red tailed bola is likely a pet. The red tailed boa is now a safekeeping until the owner is located. Looking at the warming trend in the weather, a bump in the numbers. But manageable outside. No extreme heat. We will turn things up tomorrow, especially into monday for memorial day and beyond. So, of course we look at the forecast for the remainder of the weekend. Sunday, mostly sunny skies. It will be warmer. It cool start to tomorrow morning. Then they recover in the afternoon hours. On monday, the heat watch begins. That is the first day we have triple digits across ports a the bay area. The excessive heat watch, 11 00 monday until 7 00 pm on thursday. This is an extended period of time for most of the bay area. There is one exception, portions of the coastline, toward Half Moon Bay and pacifica. Even San Francisco is under the excessive heat watch as well. [ indiscernible static ] this big area of High Pressure is the main source of the heat. It is amplified. It gives you an idea of the strength of it. It is a strong area of High Pressure building out overhead and blanketing a portion of the bay area. The fog would usually cool us off. It is a stranger on satellite this afternoon and evening. There mostly clear skies to the cosine. We have a good breeze outside. A good sea breeze near the coast and the bay shore line. The current numbers, still talking about ads out toward fairfield and brentwood. San jose 73. Oakland 60. Center rosa in the lower 80s. There is the live camera looking out toward mount diablo this afternoon. There is to lots of sunshine above. The inlet spots, the entire bay area, will heat up with extreme heat inland for four days, monday through thursday, although stays near 100 degrees. 98102 degrees. Overnight low temperatures, we expect to see clear skies at temperatures in the 40s through the 50s in cool spots starting sunday morning. Here is the sunday afternoon forecast mostly sunny skies and warming will continue tomorrow. The beaches are still in the upper 60s. A few more low 90s for portions of the bay area tomorrow afternoon. Our forecast models show clear skies into the afternoon hours. Look at this red contour. It is filling in over the bay area. As a result, were 90s. I will have to have at least 100 degrees on the scale as we head toward monday and beyond. The forecast ties for tomorrow, they begin to turn up the heat on the sunday forecast. Santa rosa, 91. Antioch 93. Hayward 82. San francisco in the middle 70s. San jose, upper 80s. Even santa cruz in the upper 70s tomorrow afternoon. The heat watch begins money. Take a close look at the 5day forecast. Look at these triple digit readings for monday, tuesday, wednesday, and thursday. The bayside locations will be in the upper 80s to low 90s. Even the beaches, the typical cool spots, we see temperatures in the middle and upper 70s. Just be extra careful, drinking lots of water, and looking for shade. The intense heat is building into the bay area just in time for monday, memorial day. It would be burning up, thank you so much, mark tamayo. The 49ers are getting ready for the season. Who this player is emulating his game after. This is a former 49er great and his idle. We will have joe fonzi with those details, next. Good evening everyone. This is what is happening in sports. Normally this time of year we get reacquainted with players in nfl football camp. We have had to settle for conference calls. Here is running back raheem mostert. What is season he had last year. He went from practice squad player on his seventh nfl team to a prime threat late in the season. He has a 229 rushing yards total in the title game against green bay. It was a franchise record. He also had four touchdowns in the game. He is a study in persistence. He also gives credit to the now retired joe staley for advice he was given in reference to another 49er great. I asked him, what does it take for a guy like me too, you know, be like frank gore . He is my idol. If you want to be like somebody, you have to adapt to their attitude and intelligent. I just tried to live up to that expert take expectation, frankie energy, and try to give my all. One sport back to a full time schedule is at it again tomorrow. Nascar is in charlotte with the cocacola 600, the longest circuit race. It will be run without fans. The winner last year was martin 2x, he had seven wins on the year. It will be a new experience for cole custer, driving fulltime for the second season. The race length and temperature of the car, he knows you have to account for it. The biggest thing, you stay hydrated. We are in cars that are 140 degrees inside for 34 hours. So it is like you are in a sauna on. Just being hydrated is the big thing, staying calm throughout the race. Just trying to make it to the end. It is a really long ways. You cannot win all of it in lap one. Again this weekend, you can see it on life right here on ktvu, afternoon racing at 3 00 right here on ktvu fox 2. There will be a big audience just like last sunday. No doubt. A lot of people waiting for sports to return. Thank you, joe. Coming up tonight on the 10 00 news, a neighborhood in disbelief after a woman pinned a racist letter to several homes demanding that minorities that is tonight at 10 00. Thank you so much. Thank you for making ktvu your choice for news on this memorial day saturday. We are always here for you online at ktvu. Com, and on facebook and on twitter as well. You can also download the ktvu app. We will see you back here at tonight for the 10 00 news with an update on that warming forecast that we have over the next several days. T now. Why dont you call him . You call him. I dont care what hes doing. Im trying not to bug him. He said that he needed some time to stop the car tires screeching all scream why would you do that . i think thats shorty. Shorty and i have been best friends for as long as i can remember. He and his wife, darlene, moved to costa rica a few years back for, uh i dont know why. Ruin his life eating beans, fighting malaria, Drinking Water people bathe in . This. This is when you sound racist you come to town and you dont tell me . I ought to punch you in the neck, you son of a bitch. Jay i want to kick you in the knee, you stupid idiot that might not be a thing. Youre a terrible best friend. Dont yell at me. Im only here a couple of days. It was lastminute. I was gonna call. This joe . Youre huge. Eh, i can be bigger. What are you doing . Where are you staying . Im checking in at the hotel over there. No hotels. Youre as bad with money as you are with pants. Whats going on down there, anyway . Palazzos. Never felt so comfortable. Everything goes where it wants to go. Shorty, why dont you come and stay with us . You will even get your own room cause mannys off to college. College . s he doing . I wish i knew. He needed some space. He meantime, she sends him a care package the size of a fiat, whwell, where did it go, then . of mi know what i ate theres too many things upsetting me right now. Go get your stuff. Meet us back at the house. Its done. You got it yes its gonna be so nice since mannys gone to have somebody fun again in the house. Are you ready for this, big boy . Oh, im ready. And its gonna get pretty messy. So, do you want to be blue or gold . Ill be blue. cause im cool aah that tickles claire recently went to a Bachelorette Party where they gave everyone a passion painting kit. The idea is that you and your partner cover one another in paint get down on the canvas. And then get down on the canvas. laughs laughs stop squirming, phil. Im never gonna get this paint on you. Okay, ill do you. Youre gonna be so gold, youll like an oscar. chuckles so many people to thank. Oh, yeah. cellphone rings oh, crap, its alex. Just ignore it. I cant. What if somethings wrong . Hi, honey. Everything okay . Alex yeah, im just, uh, letting you know im sleeping at home tonight. Uh, hhow far away are you . About 20 minutes. Oh, that leaves 10 minutes for cleanup. Also, is it okay if, um, ben stays over tonight . sighs sure. I guess if his mommy says its okay. scoffs mom, you dont have to take a shot at ben every time he comes up. scoffs yeah, right, like i wouldnt ask my mom. Im really supposed to ignore that . Listen, he is my boyfriend, and im getting really tired of this. Oh, calm down. It was just a joke. Well, its not funny when you attack ben, you attack me. Yeah, yeah, i got it. sighs ugh now, where were we . Honey, i kind of think maybe the moment has passed. cellphone rings ohh, its my dad. What now . Just ignore it. I cant. What if somethings wrong . Jay hey, honey. Hi, dad. Shortys in town i need that set of golf clubs i gave to phil. That boneheads certainly not putting them to any good use. Why, dad . Why do you always have to attack him . Oh, calm down. It was just a joke. Ill pick them up in the morning. He pisses me off so much come on lets do this this doesnt feel like its about me. Im gonna hop in the shower. What . Whats been going on with you lately . You look so handsome. Oh, well, thank you, sweetie. You know what, i added a serum step to my skincare regimen. Wwait a minute. Youre just angling for horsebackriding lessons, arent you . Come on no. Youre not gonna become one of those overscheduled kids that burns out at 13 and wears combat boots to the beach. Im the leastbusy asian kid in my school. Great. Take the other end of this sheet and help me make up the bed for lionel. Lionels staying here tonight . Yes. Pepper and ronaldo are dropping him off. Last year, pepper and ronaldo told us that they wanted to become parents and were on a quest to acquire rihannas eggs. And we said, or, you rich queens, you could provide a home for a child that needs one. So they adopted, and we are a little nervous about how its going because, um, when they first introduced us to lionel, we could tell that it wasnt a great fit. Hi, lionel, its nice meeting you. Hey. Cool shirt. Its a basketball costume. Jersey. Jersey. Right. Like jersey boys. Okay, somebody fix me a drink. We just got cheeseburgers out of a window and ate in our car. Do we have to disclose that when we sell it . It seemed like a bit of a rocky start, but pepper said its going well. Parenting does change you. You know, before lily, i could be so dramatic. Oh, and i used to be so uptight. But look at us now. Oh, sorry. Okay, your hand almost went in my mouth. Come in, come in. Ohh i like this its a lot better than what was here before. Uh, our kitchen was there before. chuckles am i being unclear . Okay, well, lionel, dont you look sharp . Its burberry from harrods in london. Right . Ohh, you wonderful child. You wont need those flashcards much longer. Here, for lionels stay some snacks, toiletries, a Design Magazine you two could also flip through. Okay, so, lionel, uh, we have you set up here in the den. Thats where the tv is, and cam tells me that we have a sports package. Thats okay. I should practice my cursive. Pepper says penmanship is a lost art. Yes. As are thankyou notes, which is why we can only assume you enjoyed our anniversary gift. Anyway, we have to get to the airport. How do we say goodbye, lionel . Au revoir. Come walk us to the door. What have they done to him . Turned him into a little black pepper. both chuckle its so infuriating. She treats you like youre not even a man. Doesnt that bother you . You know, if you please everyone, youre not making enough progress. Cheryl sandberg. Hey, is this garbage . I dont know. Whats in it . Uh, passion painting erotic art kit . What is that . Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Gross ugh uh. You know what . 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Its kind of workrelated. Your friend has a very successful juice business in costa rica. They call me the fruit king. They must have seen the outfit. Ill tell you what. I got a little thing this morning at the office. Why dont we meet back here at 1 00 for a little bestfriend catchup . Deal . Deal. Sounds good. You know what doesnt sound good . One grown man calling another grown man his best friend. She doesnt get us. See you, buddy. What is that . Crostini with edamame puree. Pepper says anyone whos still doing tomatobasil missed the boat, or should have. Hey, lionel, you dont have to eat that stuff they brought for you. We we wont tell. Ch pop a cheeto. Be a kid. But the guys went to the trouble of making rosa make this for me. I should finish it. Hey, lionel, heads up. Catch. No, thank you. Pepper and ronaldo dont allow ball play in the house. Well, you arent at pepper and ronaldos house. This is a fun house. Thats what they call it. Well, now i feel like throwing something, so, hey, lionel, heads up. Catch. vase shatters uh, im sorry. I told pepper i couldnt move my arms in this jacket, but he said, fit over function. No, you know what . Iits fine. Its fine. Things break. Ill pay for it. No, you wont. We got it for free when we opened a credit card at the gas station. I insist. I have travelers checks in my bag. No, lionel, its f okay. No, you know what, this is upsetting me. He dresses the way they tell him to dress. He eats what they tell him to eat. I know. They control his every move, and he clearly feels pressured to go along with it. Thats probably why he keeps telling me how lucky i am to live here. He said that . Wh why didnt you tell us . You guys dont leave a lot of space to jump into your conversat you know what this is, cam . Hes obviously jealous of lily because we allow her to be a kid and have fun. Imagine how jealous hell be when he finds out about my horsebackriding lessons. Let it go. Were not doing that. You know what im in the mood for . And i know it sounds crazy, but waffles. What the hell . Youre right. You keep me from flying too high. Happy early birthday, mom. Love, alex and ben. Oh, my god. I know. Your birthday isnt for six months. No, phil oh. Ew. Mm. Hey, guys. Cool painting. Who did it . sighs alex and ben. Oh, i think i heard them making it last night. She kept saying he was doing it wrong, but it looks good to me. I mean, i dont know anything about art, but. I know what i like. crunches oh. I make one comment about bens mommy, and alex does this. Its aggressive. I remember when she made a turkey with her handprint. Shes just trying to get some sort of reaction out of me, isnt she . But youre not gonna take the bait, right . Youre bigger than that. I dont know, phil. This is this is very disrespectful. I think she needs to be taken down a peg. So then, youll just sit her down and talk to her, right . I could do that, maybe over dinner with her and ben. There you go. Im proud of you. A dinner no one will soon forget. Fine. But know that im having a waffle. This is what youre doing to our family siren wailing jay stop. You know the rules. Helmet. Off with you. siren wailing gloria shorty, youre kidding. I never joke when it comes to fruit. That miracle in your hand is a half plum, half apricot. There was a time they could only accomplish that in juice. Oh. Jay. chuckles oh, sorry, i kind of lost track of time. Hey, no worries. Who among us hasnt blown off his best friend he hasnt seen in four years to go fruit shopping . Sounds like somebody could use a pomegrapefruit blast. Blast means yogurt. Youve been spending too much time in the jungle. What you need is a little civilization. Lets go bowling. Well, i would love to, but, uh. I kind of want to take a nap before we go to the theater. Um, youre taking shorty to the theater . Ah, yes. I got the tickets for me and manny, but he cant go, and shorty loves wicked. He thinks hes a galinda and his brother an elphaba. You know what youre doing, dont you . Youre turning shorty into manny. Stop hogging my best friend okay, if youre so upset, then you can take him. But stop saying best friend. Youre too old to be using that word. Hannah from montana has a best friend. You dont. At least my best friend isnt my son. engine revs im your best friend, mom . Yes, papi. You are the son that hes talking about. Look, if he said lilys lucky to be here, then hes clearly unhappy at pepper and ronaldos. I mean, wwhat kid wouldnt be . I mean, that house is so sterile. Do you remember when pepper got mad at me and he laid down plastic before throwing a drink in my face . So then, we have to say something. I mean, were their friends. Were experienced parents. Theres theres still time for them to change. No, its not our place. Lets just, you know, stay out of it. door opens they keep their door unlocked . Thats the upside of not having anything worth stealing. Youre terrible parents. pepper gasps okay, so, i guess we are saying something. Time for some tough love, boys. Oh, goodness, we feared you two might be into that sort of thing, but were gonna have to pass. Oh, you cant possibly think thats what he meant. No, im deflecting i feel the sickening threat of brutal honesty, and im wildly uncomfortable. We think its great that you adopted lionel, but both gasp okay, a little early for that reaction. I havent even gotten to say, stop imposing your fancy ways on that poor child. And hit it. both gasp look, we have been at this parenting thing for a while now, and. sarcastically yeah, and lily is such a delight sighs sorry, im gonna be lashing out for a bit. Anyway, um, part of parenting is exposing your children to things that you value. You know, art and culture and good food thats exactly what were doing. But its also about letting them figure out who they are, doing things that they want to do even though you dont like em. Yeah, hes a kid. He doesnt want opera at bedtime and caviar on his eggs. He he wants to play ball and eat cheetos. Well, i did see him spit some sashimi into a napkin, but i hoped he was just worried about his weight. You know what, lets get outside. Yes. Lets go do something fun and show lionel that it that its okay to be a kid with you guys. What do you say . Yeah. Get in there. Its fine. Okay. sniffs crunches spits coughs and from what fromagerie youre from lubbock, texas. gasps you son of a bitch fortunately, this one stcan handle it all. Shop lowes for free delivery and save on a new whirlpool refrigerator. Discover whats possible at lowes. Com. The suave professionals collection. Infused with the finest ingredients. Gently cleanses everyday. For salonquality hair youll love. Get more out of your shampoo with suave professionals collection. , get mobring me home. Shampoo you got this. Yes, i do, sir. clapping mitchell all right. Yeah oh, my god, what is happening . Hit him pepper, hit him oh hit cam oh, my you cant possibly think thats what he meant. Oh give me that. I was skeptical at first because orange is so over right now, but i love it. You like it, too, pepper . Mm, wonderful. I havent seen this much artificial color since ted turner got his hands on casablanca. Your grandparents grew up in a trailer. I hate you. All right, whos up next . Pepper pepper oh. How many scenes does kickball have . You can do it, peppercito remember, its just like dancing. Dancing. And five, six, seven, eight, kick oh oh pepper ohh oh, im hurt im really hurt oh, if you two had any money, id sue you. Ronaldo mi amor, its okay. scoffs its not okay. Im out in the wild, schvitzing like a line cook. Its one humiliation after the next lionel, sweetheart, i want to be the father you need, but this is not me. I hate sports and nature and and sherbet god, do i hate sherbet theres ice cream and sorbet and nothing in between. Just so you know, i dont care about kickball or popsicles or any of that stuff. I like how we live. You do . Lionel, dont feel pressured to say that if you dont mean it. I mean it. Backgammon in the study, cheese from france, not a cheetah in sunglasses. Lionel, youre melting my heart. Mine, too, you perfect boy. What made you think i didnt like our life . Well, now, see. stammers they were forcing you to, and it just seemed to us. It seemed to us. You told lily that she was lucky to live with us. Remember . I was trying to make her feel better. I got so much, and she got. They give her haircuts at home. gasps okay, i took a class. They wouldnt even let her take horsebackriding lessons. Because its dangerous. Because its dangerous. Or is it because you have to drive me across town at 7 00 a. M. . I thought good parents were supposed to do things their kids want to do . Okay, well, its not not dangerous, and shes also too young, so. Cam, come on. The jigs up. Yes, lily, we were we were being selfish, okay . You can have your lessons. Thank you. Can i take horsebackriding lessons with her, too . Anything you want. You can swing by and pick him up on your way. laughs hey, there. Hi, honey. How are you . Mwah good. Well, you seem less scary. laughs does this mean were gonna have a nice, pleasant dinner with our daughter and her boyfriend . Hey, give me a little credit. I worked so hard all day just to make sure i got everything ready. You have got to be kidding me. Well, it turns out speedy frame really lives up to its name. Alex were here claire, i got you a bottle of pi no [pinot] oh, good, you got our gift. Sex painting on the wall means alex was in her head. And i wasnt planning on leaving anytime soon. I dont know where that came from. More green beans . Oh, yes. Dont mind if i do. I have to admit, i feel slightly uncomfortable. Well, its getting late. Its 7 30. So, dad, hows work . No. Were not gonna sit here and pretend. Were going to talk about this. Your fathers right. When i saw that painting, i thought. Youre too restrained. You two need to loosen up a little. Thats not what i meant. Oh, no, no, no. I appreciate the advice, and that should be an easy fix now that ive come into my own with such a virile partner. laughs uncomfortably oh, my god. Okay, that is enough look what youre doing to this poor man, putting him in the middle of this twisted power struggle between the two of you this is exactly what you and your dad always did to me. What are you talking about . The first time i met your dad, who did not approve of me, you kept kissing me. Or the first time we went away with your family to that cabin and you made all those noises. I will not stand here while you tear poor ben down the way that jay tore me down, and, ben, were you blue or gold . I need to know. I was blue. I wanted to feel like an avatar. Ben, im sorry. Phil and alex are right. You dont deserve to be treated this way. Thank you, claire. You know, i not finished. I am doing to you. Ben oh. Exactly what my father did to me and phil. No one was good enough for his little girl, and. And i suppose nobodys good enough for mine. But, honey, ive been where you are right now, and im the last person who should be making it harder for you. Im. Im so sorry. And im sorry i left the sex painting for you to find. If it makes you feel any better, we faked it. Ben was so freaked out, he couldnt perform. Doesnt make me feel any better. That helps a lot. I do believe i have been changed for the better i still dont understand why shes green. Elphaba because i knew you glinda because i knew you both because i knew you i have been chaaaaanged voice breaking they used to be so close. You okay . For good what happened to them . I dont know. Ii dozed off for a couple of minutes. Excuse me. Excuse me. Im sorry. Excuse me. Damn it. I shouldve sent gloria. shorty sobbing hey, fella. What happened in there . Im a fraud, jay. Im a damn fraud. Come on. We all cry at weird stuff. For me, its when boxers hug after a fight. Its not the crying im worried about. You were right. You said i would lose everything if i went to costa rica, and i did. What are you talking about . Iii thought you were a big juice magnate. Lies its all lies, jay im not no juice magnate. I had a juice stand, and things were okay until these monkeys got a hold of my knives. The lawyer says i cant talk about it. Then darlene takes off with this honcho in zip lines and leaves me. Thats why ive been avoiding you. Im a disgusting loser who are you talking to . You dont need to be embarrassed. But you said, dont come crying to me when it all turns to hell and i have to pick up the pieces. You said that its just what you say. Of course im gonna pick up the pieces. What else would i do . Youre my best friend. applause and youre my best friend, damn it. Come on. Im better because i knew you. Best friends forever. Yeah, glorias right. I. I hear it now. The last thing you should have ato worry about right now is having enough toilet paper. Please know were working around the clock producing and shipping like never before to get you more charmin as quickly as possible. In the meantime, from our family to yours, please stay safe. To serve our communities, charmin is donating 2 million to direct relief. This wasnt the our washer to call it quits. But this one can clean, sanitize and steam. Its what weve been wanting anyway. Shop lowes and save on the samsung laundry pair and get free delivery. Discover whats possible at lowes. Com. And we want you to know that the starbucks app is the easiest way to find your store, order ahead, pay, and pick up your favorites. We cant wait to see you again. Manny, open the door. I know youre in there. Mom, what are you doing here . I know that you said that you wanted your space, but its so hard on me, okay . So i want a text message at the end of every day telling me that youre okay, and three times a week, a picture of your face so that i can look into your eyes and see if youre lying to me. Mother, we texted yesterday morning. No, we didnt. That was days ago. Yesterday, at 8 37 a. M. , you asked if i got your care package and said, dont tell jay i gave you a sausage, then you accidentally hit voice memo and i heard you tell stella to go in the yard and die. Im sorry. I just miss you. I guess its not so terrible if you stop on by every now and then. laughs i wish you could all be inside my head. The conversation is sparkling. Fine, ill tell you. A lichen is an organism made up of two separate species, fungi and algae. If you could merge with another species, what species would you pick and why . Hint there is a right answer. None of you will get it. Okay, id pick swan because, uh, the resulting hybrid would have the advanced industrial civilization of a human and the long graceful neck ive always dreamed of having. Wrong. Leonard . Horse, but mostly just for the height