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[cheering] i want to thank everyone in this brave audience right here, everyone in the audience who braved the cold outside to come in here and be even colder, because today, new york city was pummeled by a noreaster, including a heavy dusting on the marquee at the ed sullivan theater. Leading up to the storm, officials forecasted up to 8 inches of snow. Of course, as is usually the case, that 8 inches was more like a confident 5. But you know what they say. [cheering] you know what they. I got a little something. But you know what they say. Its not about the depth of the snow, its how you plow it thank you. Back in the day, snow used to mean no school, but not anymore. Because instead, in new york, students had a Remote Learning day. As in, the chances of learning . Remote. The Early Morning snowstorm, is this true . It depressed turnout in an important special election today in new york the race to replace george santos. The candidates for that long island seat are republican mazi pilip and democrat tom suozzi. Its a showdown were calling mazi v. Suozzi, democracy kamikaze on long ozzy. Its gonna catch on. [cheering] no, thats okay. It doesnt deserve that. The republican has an unusual resume. Shesa local legislator and a registered democrat. A republican whos a democrat. Thanksgiving must be really hard. She gets in a fight with herself, then sneaks away from herself to get high in the garage. We dont know the results yet, right . We dont know anything, because we recorded this earlier, okay, but we do know the race was tight and the stakes are high. The g. O. P. Has a razorthin majority in the house of representatives, and they need all the votes they can get for their electionyear ambitions to impeach Alejandro Mayorkas or even President Biden. Long islanders could decide the fate of Congress Explains the first bill that suozzi has promised to pass h. R. 273 the beatles couldnt hold billy joels freakin jock strap. Now, a lot of people are looking at this as a bellwether for the president ial election, and one republican voter described her priorities. I supported mazi because i think shes a little tougher on crime. And to be honest with you, thats what the whole country is afraid of, the crime. We dont care about democracy. Thats already done. [laughter] stephen we dont care about democracy . Donald trump, i think ive found your new vp. Thats done. Democracyschemocracy. A lot of democrats voted early, in this election, so republicans needed a big turnout today, which is why they hatched a brilliant plan to get voters to the polls, even in the snow. Republicans here say if voters cant get to the polls, they have monster trucks at the ready to pick them up and get them to the polls. Stephen oh, yeah this tuesday, tuesday, tuesday, its special election monster jam live from long island, featuring the enfranchiser, el ballot loco, and governor kathy hochulsaurus oh, to quote the four words most often used to cancel vacations theres some covid news. We just learned that the cdc plans to drop its fiveday covid isolation guidelines. What . No isolation . Youve been telling us for years that we need to be mindful of infecting our friends and neighbors. They also announced the new cdc slogan j. K. , lolz. One of the reasons why this is such big news is because its the first loosening of covid isolation recommendations since 2021. Which was when they told us it was finally okay to leave our personal human hamster balls. So what do the new guidelines actually say . From now on, you are free to go back to your life if youre feverfree for at least 24 hours without the aid of medication, and your symptoms are mild and improving. So remember when youre riding in the elevator with todd from accounting and hes coughing all the way to the tenth floor, its fine as long as he was worse yesterday. Theres gonna be a new person. What else has changed . Theres gonna be a new person overseeing elections for the g. O. P. Soon. Because reportedly, Ronna Mcdaniel is stepping down as chair of the Republican National committee and donald trump wants to replace her with North Carolina g. O. P. Chair and coworker who just found out there was an Office Christmas party last year, michael whatley. But the really interesting story here is who trump reportedly wants to make cochair, none other than his daughterinlaw and woman who thought get out was a romcom, lara trump. Now, many folks are saying this choice reeks of corruption, and in response to her critics, lara released this statement. Well, i wont back down no, i wont back down. Stephen still slaps. As in i feel like im being slapped. Trump said this about the endorsement. Lara is an extremely talented communicator and is dedicated to all that maga stands for. She has told me she wants to accept this challenge and would be great every penny will be used properly. Yes, its true. Every penny will be used. Every penny. No, folks, listen. Every penny. Every penny. Every penny will be used properly. All the folding money will be misappropriated. Because daddys got legal bills. I say, why stop with lara . A future Trump Administration could have jared as chief of staff, ivanka as ambassador to the u. N. , and don jr. As head of the d. E. A. , the drug enjoyment agency. Folks are still rattled by trumps statement that he would encourage russia to do what it wanted to our nato allies. And im being told putin has pushed france out a window. Well, now we have an update from former National Security adviser and Colonel Sanders brother who went to kentucky fried law school, john bolton. In an upcoming book, bolton predicts that if trump is elected, nato would be in real jeopardy. I think he would try to get out. And you know he wouldnt do it to their face. He would just send nato one of those pizza hut breakup pizzas. This is such a shocking idea that President Biden took a break from succumbing to entropy to express his opinion. Its dumb. Its shameful. Its dangerous. Its unamerican. Stephen strong words, joe. And, coincidentally, trumps new campaign slogan. Oh, the ratings are in from the super bowl, and it was super in fact, super bowl lviii was the mostwatched program ever. Its no surprise. [cheering] no surprise. You had your football fans plus all the folks tuning in to catch a glimpse of a global megastar, tracker. Tracker your glasses were on top of your head the whole time. The game was watched by 123. 4 million average viewers. And who knows how many really hot ones. Oh, today is mardi gras today is mardi gras my friends. Happy mardi gras. Happy mardi gras. 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Not really scary. After that, we have a man we greatly admire, wonderful actor, oscar winner. Matt damon will be out here. Listen, does tv include streaming or just broadcast . Can you stream if youre going to give up tv . Louis i think it includes streaming. Stephen well, dont do that. Our dear friend taylor tomlinsons new netflix special have it all just dropped today. Its fantastic. After you watch this, watch it again. Watch taylor in after midnight after the show coming up. Just about half an hour. Folks, i love space. Weve discovered so many Amazing Things up there stars, moons, clovers, horseshoes. And i like to tell you all about the latest cosmic developments in my segment space news [cheers and applause] first up, james Webb Telescope news my eyes are up here, perv. Stephen the james Webb Telescope continues to return astounding images from space, including this picture of n79, a massive starforming region, which they say is only 1,630 lightyears away, making it a close neighbor. Oh, you think theyre a close neighbor, then they have a pool party, invite the conroys and the wallaces but not you. What the hell, alan . You played harmonica in my dad band after nancy left you. Next up, aliens among us news you always knew. The surveypeople have been surveying out there and their Newest Research reveals 1 out of 3 americans thinks aliens live among us. While in the same study, 2 out of 3 americans said aliens do not live among you and i am an american human person. I enjoy sport and have blood. Please take me to taco bell for bean meat. They love the bean meat. [cheering] no. When asked who they think the aliens might be, a third said they feel a certain celebrity may not be from this planet. I couldnt agree more. Nice try, jeremy allen white. No human has abs in their armpits your abs have backup abs next up, hyperactive sun news im bored. Im bored. Im bored. Im bored. Im bored. Stephen astronomers say that nasas tess telescope has spotted six exoplanets around a socalled misbehaving toddler star, explaining that these juvenile stars can be difficult to keep track of because of their hyperactivity, in the form of intense magnetism, more prevalent and intense sunspots and heightened solar flares. A toddler star also says it doesnt have to pee until you get on the highway. Then its like i have to pee and youre like, i asked you at home, and the star is like, i didnt have to pee then. So you find the filthiest gas station in the solar system and the star doesnt pee, and then your head explodes and thats what a supernova is. Next up. [cheers] somebodys raised a toddler. Next up, moon lander news who inspected these bolts . 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Stephen you were one of the big super bowl ads this year along with your buddy, ben affleck, and tom brady. As if i have to ask, whose idea was this . Matt that is clearly not my idea. [laughs] we had a lot of fun doing it, though. It was great. Stephen it looks like a lot of fun. So is affleck your best friend . Matt yes, for many, many years. Stephen thats fantastic. I like at the end, you say, i like at the end, you say, remember how i said i would do anything for you . This is anything. Thats what you say the end of the ad. Matt i actually said that to him when we were filming and he just left it in. [laughs] stephen in other words, when i said, i gave you a chip that said i would do anything for you and you just burned it on an ad. Matt however much time we have on this beautiful planet, hes got no more chip with me. Stephen do you hang with famous people . Who is your crew . Who does matt damon roll with . Matt well, first of all, i dont think of myself in the third person. So let me tell you who matt damon rolls with. Stephen tell me who matt damon rolls with. Stephen colbert wants to know. Matt we have some friends who are famous or in the business because thats just who you end up meeting. Stephen what is your ratio in the crew, is it 8020 . Whats your ratio of famous people to non famous people. Matt John Krasinski and emily blunt, we live in the same apartment building, so i see them quite often. But they are more like family. Stephen than friends. You cant choose them. They are in your building. Matt nothing i can do about it. I see him in the gym every morning and i cant get away from him. Stephen really . I just arm wrestled him. Matt i know. You have arm wrestled him on numerous occasions. Stephen only three. Matt yeah, thats numerous. Stephen im not going to arm wrestle you because i touched your tricep on the way out here. And its like a brick wall. Are you getting ready for like a role or something . Or you just like to stay fit . Matt no, i am trying to keep up with john is the truth because john was getting really good shape for this role that hes gone off to do, he is doing this guy ritchie film. So i started training with him every morning. Just because i didnt have anything else to do. Stephen so you dont run with a lot of famous people . The only people you can name are famous people. Matt thats right. Well, yeah. Ben, for instance, ben is a very famous guy but he wasnt when he was 8 years old when i started hanging out with him. Stephen thats fair. I dont know if i run with enough famous people. I am mildly famous. Not matt damon famous. Mildly famous. Matt youre on tv every night. But i picture you just kind of hanging out with jon stewart. Stephen thats all we do. Jon and i. We just meet at a burger bar. And we just hang out. Matt plan the next rally. Stephen exactly right. Exactly right. I have to ask you about oppenheimer. Its a fantastic performance. [applause] two quick questions. I understand that before you did oppenheimer, you and your wife agreed that you wouldnt act for a while. So what gives . Why did you do oppenheimer . Matt we had a very specific arrangement, which was, like most actors, people keep an eye on someone like chris nolan and i had a feeling he might have a movie coming up and hes really mercurial. No idea if there is a part in it for me, but i just left that one door open. I said but if chris nolan were to call me. Stephen darling, nothing is more important to me than the time we spent together. Matt our marriage. [laughter] is the second most important thing. No, thats not true. No, but to be fair, she is a massive fan of his movies too. She was like no, if he calls, then you can do that. Then he did, which was great. Stephen wow. Maybe that is a way to tempt him to give you something. I just want to say darling, i just want you to know that i will never act in a movie unless chris nolan calls. And then i have to. Matt its irresistible. 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And the siege there and basically the way that people who survived that siege, the way they did it, one of the ways they got through it was through music and art. And basically refusing, refusing to be defined by the situation they were in and doing this incredible like using music almost as an act of resistance and defiance. And through this incredible story, they get linked up with u2, and u2 starts broadcasting interviews with them from their zoo tv tour and trying to keep their stories centered and its about the relationship between that city and that band and about music in general and about really about light winning over darkness and the Political Forces that are always trying to divide us. And the way normal people could just rise up and use art and use music as a way to express their together and to win. [applause] yeah. Its a really beautiful movie. And in fact, you know, amc, its going to come out in theaters all over america and i talked to the head of amc, and he just loved the movie and everybody involved with it and he just wanted to help. So hes putting it out. And its going to come out later on on paramount . Youll be able to see it. Hopefully go see it in a theater. Its a beautiful story. Stephen we have a clip of the documentary here. You need to tell us whats happening . Matt i think its pretty selfexplanatory but youll get a sense of kind of what the movie is hopefully through this and youll get to see some of the sarajevans who we follow. Thats one of the ways the band agreed to do it, they didnt want to make a u2 movie. They were like, you got to put the sarajevan people at the center of this and thats what we did. So heres a clip. Stephen jim. They represent something i realized in this war. Personification of our resistance. U2 during the war, they really had something to say. That was really important for us. All of us use music to protect ourselves, you know, is a kind of shield against all the dark forces inside our head. In sarajevo, there was war, they were in the middle of it. And they were using music as a shield against actual dark forces. [applause] stephen here is you and one of the people in the movie. Here is you and bono. Did you get to know him in the course of making this film . Matt i did. I knew him, coincidently. Id met him a number of times over the years. He actually really helped me get into the work that i do with water. Org and hes been a really important part of my life in that way. But we were shooting the last duel in ireland when the lockdown happened and so i got locked down with my family a quartermile from his house. Stephen walking distance . Matt walking distance. Staggering distance. [laughter] stephen there or on the way back . Matt usually the way back. Yeah. Hes a rock star. Its tough to hang with those guys. Stephen so you hang out with krasinski and you hang out with bono. So not a lot of famous people. You hang out with hemsworth too, dont you . Matt i just sound like such an [bleep], dont i . Stephen do you hang out with clooney at lake como ever . Matt for many years, i did. The last few years. With the kids. I havent been to that place probably since we did monuments men. Time is flying by. Stephen i had dinner there with my family a couple years ago. He told a lot of stories about you. Matt im sure he did. But he knows i have a lot of stories about him so its okay. Mutually assured destruction. Its the cold war. Stephen there you go. Okay. Its been reported and im sure you know these reports that the jason bourne films, a new jason bourne film is in the works at universal. [cheering] just saying. Somebody is prepping for something. No details have been given as to whos involved in this. I understand theres something youd like to tell everybody right now. Matt no details have been given to me. No, no, no. Theres a great director named Edward Berger who directed all quiet on the western front. I dont know if you saw, it came out recently. Fantastic. A german director and hes wonderful and he said he had an idea. Stephen are you excited to be working with him . Matt i would love to work with him. So hes working on it. Im as anxious as you are to see if this thing i hope its great and that we can do it. Stephen okay. But if he said im doing it, they said its got to be matt damon. If you bigfooted the situation. Just say this is how its going to be, matt damon. Matt at a certain point, someone is going to need to take it over. Im not getting any younger. Stephen you are fit as a fiddle. Again, you are rockhard. Im telling you. [cheering] im just appreciatively. I touched krasinskis bicep the other night when we were arm wrestling. Putty. Hes got nothing on you. Matt he is a monster in the gym. Stephen no, hes not. No, hes not. One of the things about this that i love is not only was this one of the most popular commercials that was on the super bowl but dunkin actually sold these ridiculous outfits. Matt i didnt know they were going to do that. I had no idea. Stephen weve got a couple of them right here. [cheering] may i . May i be a dunking . Matt yes. Stephen there you go. Matt oh, my god. Stephen this is fantastic. So comfortable over a suit. [applause] matt oh, perfect. Stephen fantastic. Matt we need the glasses. Stephen these are nice. [cheering] matt that, by the way, the only qualification for being a dunking is the willingness to put this on so youre in the band. Stephen its a completely sealed plastic bag which is what i like about it. I feel like i am trying to make weight for the wrestling team. Matt its great for dancing. Stephen matt, thanks so much for being here. Give my best to bono. Kiss the future is in amc theaters february 23rd and on paramount later this year. 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Sticking it to the boss, that sounds fun. We have sort of a flat hierarchy, so wait, flo isnt the boss . Well, you could say im a boss at helping people save when they bundle. Nope, thanks. Were not gonna say that. Id rather not. Very cringey. Head shoulders bare clinically proven dandruff protection with just 9 essential ingredients no sulfates, no silicones, no dyes. Dandruff protection, minimal ingredients. Job done. Stephen hey, everybody. Welcome back. Folks, my next guest tonight is an actor you know from young sheldon, candy cane lane, and as Alberta Haynes in cbs hit show ghosts. Hello, alberta. Okay, i know that you are mad about the whole my son murdering you and me not telling you about it for 100 years but how long do you intend to freeze me out . Can you please tell hetty im still not talking to her. Hetty, alberta wants me to tell you wait, i just had it. Never mind. Stephen please welcome to the late show, Danielle Pinnock. [cheers and applause] danielle hey whoo thats my jam. Stephen hello. Nice to meet you. Danielle its an honor to be here. Stephen oh, youre very nice. Congratulations on the success of ghosts. Danielle thank you. [cheering] stephen also it must have been fun. 123. 4 Million People watching the super bowl and this premiere ad goes up. Was it surreal to know that many millions of people were watching at one time . Danielle its unreal. I am the most popular person in my familys Whatsapp Group chat. To see me do the charleston in front of 100,000 people. 100 Million People. Its surreal. Stephen it is. But millions of people watch ghosts every week. Are you at all surprised at the popularity of the show or the popularity of the character . Danielle i tell you im grateful for its popularity. Ive been working at this dream for 17 plus years and to be now in this amazing production of ghosts, season three now. This is a role and a show of a lifetime for me. Stephen thats wonderful. Its a tightknit cast or at least it seems like a tightknit cast, its a real ensemble cast which we dont always get in a tv show. Do you guys hang out . I have been in ensemble casts before and we do things together. Danielle thats all we do. We hang out and eat. Thats all we do. Our group texts. Stephen do go out or just onset hanging out . Do you do things together . Danielle we go out all the time. Season one, if you watch the pilot, we all had sharp jaw lines and collarbones and by episode 22, we all look a little fuller. Montreal is the most Delicious Food city on the planet but most recently our new place is hooters. Thats our new spot. Stephen the food there is amazing. Danielle those wings. I dont know what is in the wing water at hooters. Lemon pepper wings, smoky garlic. I need to be the ambassador. Im ready. Im ready. Stephen you play alberta, a prohibition era jazz singer. What do we have here . We have her right here. There you are. There you are right there. [applause] what do you like about alberta . Danielle i think the thing about alberta is that she is so iconic to black history. It was a beautiful time for black people. The harlem renaissance. Langston hughes, bessie smith, ma rainey all came out of this. For her, she is Just Brilliant and brassy. She is a hot mess with a heart of gold. I liken her to like a jazz scat. Scats all over the place but then you are like, you find your rhythm. Ooh [scatting] thats alberta. You know, i am here. Stephen i like hot mess with a heart of gold. Danielle she is. Stephen i learned that you studied theater at temple u. Stephen in philly. Its pretty close. When you were a young actor studying did you come up to new york to see shows . Danielle i am a theater scammer. I have to admit this. When i was in college we didnt have much money but we used to lie to get theater tickets on broadway. Stephen how do you lie to get theater tickets . Because some of these people might want to try this. Danielle she going to be mad im telling her business. Davine joy randolph and i went to the temple university. She is oscarnominated. I am so proud of her and we used to lie all the time to get into the shows on broadway. First we would do accents. This one production we saw passing strange, colman domingo, also now oscarnominated and she said tonight were going to do british and i said im ready. Our british accents were terrible at the time. We were like hello. Hi, thank you. Thank you. We lost our tickets on british airways. Can we have new tickets please . Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. They would give it to us literally. Stephen they would give you tickets . Danielle they were so annoyed with us. We kept badgering them. Thank you. Thank you. Do you have any tea . Do you have any tea . We need the tickets. We would see these shows for free and one show in particular that i almost got caught. They were doing fela on broadway and Patti Labelle was in it. I gotta see mama patti. I have to see mama patti. Me and my friend pretended to be husband and wife. Sean is very gay. But i said were going to work it out, we are improvisers. He said, this is my honey. I said this is my honey. Auntie Patti Labelle told us you have tickets. Where are the tickets . They said what do you mean . I said thats my auntie. Im her niece. Drove all the way from dallas, texas. Where are my tickets . He was like yeah, honey, wheres the tickets. They were like, we asked patti, she said you are her niece, go and sit in the orchestra. I said really . So i am stressed. Mr. Colbert, i am stressed. We get to the orchestra and i see Patti Labelle. She is making eye contact with me the entire show. Im like, i love your work. I love your work. Her final number, she goes in the audience, sees me, kisses me on my forehead and im like, this is either the kiss of death. [laughs] or the kiss of love. I think she just clocked me and was like youve got good game. Im going to keep it moving now. Thats the last time i ever did that. [applause] stephen i love seeing peoples first performances, early performances, tell me about playing captain hook. I want to know. Tell me about how you got into this. When are we talking . Danielle this mustve been sophomore year in high school. They said they are doing peter pan. I said theres no parts for me. They said what about wendy . I said im black. Im not about to be wendy. There could be a black wendy but shes not fun. What about tigerlily . I said, tigerlily, thats racist. I dont want that. I said i want captain hook. They said no girls are gonna audition for captain hook. I said i got you. I dont know if you remember conway, they used to have the faux fur coats, we want to conway and got a fur coat. I used a fork as my hook and had a cowboy hat my dad gave me because he was living in houston. I went in there for the audition. All these boys in high school, they were like, shes not getting it. I said, im getting this role, its the only role i want. Mr. Colbert, when i tell you i booked that role and i was the best at it and them boys still to this day clown me on facebook because they were so mad they lost out to a black lady. [applause] best role of my life. Stephen lovely to meet you. Thank you for being here. Season three of ghosts premieres this thursday right here on cbs. Danielle pinnock, everybody. Well be right back. Stephen good night