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Because to donald trump a bible is no more sacred than a fourgame or trump water, it is just another cheap tchotchke to sell to his followers. If tomorrow all my shame is gone and myself dignity it will be because i hawked bibles with the man who grabs [bl [bleep] hooked up with stars now he says we all should p pray announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight. Easter dummy and matt damon takes the colbert plus, stephen welcomes Hannah Waddingham featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert. [cheers and applause] stephen thank you. Welcome one and all to the late show. I am your host Stephen Colbert. I hope that everyone out there i hope everybody over here, everybody out there had a good easter weekend, church, ham, jelly beans. Len was basically lowkey, all he did was moderate a recordbreaking fundraiser with bill clinton, barack obama, and joe biden. [cheers and applause] no biggie. It was the most president ial power in one place since those four guys posed for mount rushmore. It was an honor to be part of the evening. We had a wideranging and fascinating discussion of the challenges facing our nation, but one big question went unanswered. Why werent any of them wearing ties . [laughter] i was i was wearing a tie i believe that means im president now. [cheers and applause] wow. Wow. Thank you. Thank you. The job really does age you. The evening was a huge success. Biden a Precious Campaign says the event raised more than 26 million. And i would say whats even more impressive is they did it without selling one bible. A lot of people have asked me what it was like to moderate the evening and let me tell you, there were three president s, three communications teams, and zero catering. I asked one of the folks from the Democratic Party for a diet coke and after a long delay they gave me a diet pepsi. So, im voting for trump now. I know. I know, death of democracy. But i have my limits. I asked president obama why im allowed to call his wife michelle but i cant call him barack. He said, and i quote, your wife can. [laughter and applause] a lot of people enjoyed that joke. For instance, my wife. Yesterday was easter, as i was saying, and joe biden had a lovely message for the nation posting jill and i send our warmest wishes to questions around the world soul bring easter sunday. Easter reminds us of the power of hope and the promise of the resurrection. Donald trump also had a beautiful easter message. April fools almost couldnt get that one out. He posted this. Happy easter to all including crooked and corrupt prosecutors and judges that are doing Everything Possible to interfere with the president ial election of 2024, including those many people that i completely and totally despise. [cheers and applause] and also with you. [laughter] and with your spirit i guess is what you say now. The annual White House Easter Egg Roll was else today, a big one, 40,000 participants. 40,000 or is the hand that laid those exported, an entire generation lost, and for what . But as with everything in our politics, they found something to be fake outrged about. In this case, fox news claimed religious themed designs were banned from the house easter egg contest because of guidelines specifying that the submission must not include any questionable content, bridges samuels ohmic symbols or overtly religious themes. How dare they dishonor the spirit of easter when he laid eggs for his apostles to find. But this is a thing, this same guideline has been in place under every president since 1976 including under donald trump. Oh, my god, those poor guidelines, they had to be in the worst place in the world. Under donald trump but in the world of madeup outrage there is always plan b. Over the weekend trump also attacked biden over the fact that easter this year coincided with transgender day of visibility. So what . And biden had nothing to do with that, since 2009 International Transgender day of visibility has been held annually on ma march 31st. The date of easter, meanwhile, changes from year to year. Of course everyone knows the formula for setting the date of easter. See . I got some bad news for people who are upset that another thing was celebrated on easter this year because its going to keep happening. In 2029, easter is going to fall on april fools day so my religion is a big joke to you, is that what it is . Are you claiming that t4 didnt actually rise from the dead, it was all the big prank on the apostles . You got t4ed [laughter and applause] and smoke them if you got them because just next year easter falls on 4 20. [cheers and applause] there you go the liberals want to turn jesus into some longhaired sandal wearing hippie who is all about peace and love. Groovy, man, forgive your enemies all of these messages that he posted were up on truth social and theres some Financial News about his lack of finances. According to sec filings from truth social, and 2023, on revenues of just 4 million, truth social lost 58 million. [cheers and applause] how could that be . They have such a solid business model, old rapist yells at easter. This is april 1st, officially april which means its time for march madness. And if you are anything like me, your bracket is completely busted and you also have only a vague idea of what it means to bust a bracket. Is that a sex thing . Because it sounds like a sex thing. As of tonight both the mens and womens tournaments are down to the final four but the most surprising thing to happen on the court this week and was the court, because five womens games were played with different length threepoint arcs on either side of the court. Put that up, jim. Look at that you can see the difference. That is a glaring error. It is the most obvious mistake in sports is the excellently played the 86 world series with a live chicken [laughter] speaking of strange things happening, there is some news out of florida, care of governor and cavemen describing his dream rock ron desantis. Late last week he signed a bill that will allow the sale of bottles and one in florida up to 15 leaders. 15 leaders is almost 4 gallons we have breaking news, Rudy Giuliani has moved to florida [laughter and applause] gone already . This is a big change. Until now florida law prohibited the sale of wine and bottles larger than 1 gallon. Of course theres a legal exception for bachelorette parties because theres no laws on a gator mikes fan boat. Half off if the bride kisses gator mike. The man behind this new law is florida representative and guy who buys his formalwear at Spirit Halloween chip. His motivation for introducing a bill was to cut government regulation and he says this legislation has been a priority for me for the past five years. Translation five years ago i got divorced. [laughter] there is some news from washington and also the air above washington. Journalists have been told to stop stealing souvenirs from air force one. No surprise to me, those journalists are sticky fingered bunch. Whenever wolf blitzer comes to my house, on his way out the door, full cavity search, see you at the christmas party, wolf. After biden went to the west coast in february, the crew found several items missing from the press section including branded pillowcases, glasses, and gold rimmed plates. So the White House Press Correspondence Association sent an email to reporters explaining that the thefts reflected poorly on the press pool and must top. It sure does, you forget the linens, go for the silverware thats where the real money is, or just take the door, its a boeing, its not bolted on [laughter and applause] i feel for the press here. I myself have helped myself to a little five finger discount before. In fact, i swiped bill oreillys microwave, former senator jeff flakes rug from his office and a glass from the home of barbra streisand. But that is all in the past when i met with the three president s on thursday, i did not steal a single thing. I stole three things. [cheers and applause] weve got a great show for your tonight, i will be talking to Hannah Waddingham and giving the cold air questionert to matt damon when we come back, meanwhile. The late show with Stephen Colbert sponsored by simparica trio. For real protection, go with simparica trio. 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But i do sometimes do the wrong thing and i will be the first to admit it, because i do have stolen items from the white house. Stephen stephen this is 100 true. In december of 2022, my darling wife and i went to the french state dinner where Emmanuel Macron was there and i was sitting she was across the table and they had these they have these things there. These are the little place the place name holders. Its a little eagle. At the eagle if you can see that you put a card in the middle of it so it says like to Stephen Colbert, evelyn mcgee colbert, whatever, and i thought boy, id really love to steal that. [laughter] you know . [applause] im not sure whether i said steel i said that would be cool to have. That would be cool to have and shes like we cant take that, we cant we cant do that, and then i said i guess we cant and janet yellen sitting next to me goes oh, take it. No way stephen so she takes this, puts it in her pocket book and now have it. There it is right there. And i feel bad. I feel bad so we will be returning a little gold plated brass name holder to the white house. I dont want to be a wrong side of the law. Hopefully we will not get in trouble for it but if we do get in trouble for doing it i just want to remind everybody that i wasnot the one who actually stole it. [laughter and applause] and just as importantly. [laughter and applause] just wanted you to know. Okay. Folks, if you watch the show you know i spend most of my time right over there using the days biggest news to build a topical and join story frame adding wax finished full and line cowhide and eloquently headboard to give you the spectacular Oliver Goldsmith king size bed that is my monologue but sometimes, just sometimes, after escaping the breakup of panama re panamanian shipwright stitched together with fishing line a discarded shiv and hide it before collapse onto the stowaways wonky bunk of news that is my segment. Meanwhile. [cheers and applause] soothing. Meanwhile. Nascar, the sport everyones dad thinks they would be good at. There was a major trauma at we driver was so mad at the driver he felt was responsible that he ripped off his own dangling bumper and hurled it at him as he drove past. Yeah, man nascar would be so much more interesting if you added road rage here we go, denny hamlin coming on the front stress, there is tied gibbs going for the same parking spot. Smashes gives, a six iron but gives is dumping his coffee on the sunroof, it will be a photo finish because they are exchanging insurance [cheers and applause] the best part of the whole incident is that on the reverse angle you can see that the bumper joey tore off his own car to throat the competitor is a Public Service announcement against crime meanwhile, south koreans are now dealing with burnout and loneliness by getting pet rocks. That headline again. Sadness gets fatter after saddest thing ever sadded. Meanwhile, broccoli freckles are the new beauty hack we never saw coming. This is where bronzers and eyeshadows are applied locked stomach broccoli florettes and then stamped to the face, which leads tiny dots that resemble goals. It is amazing what we will do with vegetables to avoid eating them. Look at all this asparagus ellis, look at all this asparagus, maybe we should build a raft meanwhile, recently, Colombian Police seized 1. 7 tons of cocaine hidden within a shipment of avocados. Best. Guac. Ever. [cheers and applause] not ripe, clearly not ripe. Meanwhile, last week waiters in paris competed in a race to get a coffee and croissant across the capital that allows the waiters to race a 2kilometer route while carrying a tray. Of course the biggest challenge for the waiters was to finish the race without going on strike. [laughter] meanwhile. Good news, christians. Other than the god news. Your tv is about to get a little holier because Martin Scorsese will spearhead a documentary series on christian saints. Finally, we get to see john the baptist shoot a pimp [laughter] its dark. Meanwhile, in florida, and alligator found living behind a former cocacola plant has been put on a diet to lose some of its over 400 pounds, which it gained in part because locals had been feeling stomach feeding it lunch meat and hams. And we have a winner for this weeks most florida. Congratulations [cheers and applause] congratulations, you win bootleg fireworks and a calvin peeing face tattoo. They said all our alligators get a mix of pellet diet can with the feed fish, we also for chicken, we will do that on a regular basis and hopefully he will slim down. You are putting in of z ozempic. We will be right back with matt damon nds. Double denim is back. So chic. And take quality very, very seriously. Ceramic. Theyre highly trained, deal making professionals. 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Stephen for those who dont know, the Colbert Questionert, there are 1 questions that have been calibrated to penetrate straight to the soul of a person and open them up for the world so they are fully known. Are you prepared to be fully known . I am prepared to be fully known. Stephen here we go, here is the first question of the Colbert Questionert for matt damon. Matt damon, what is the best sandwich . Theres a sandwich at this place called bay citys deli in l. A. That made a sandwich makes a sandwich called the godmother. Stephen what was your first concert that you went to . So that would be, my mom i think took my brother and me to see holly near this is very kind of hippie stuff. You know, we would sing the audience would sing along like we are in antinuclear people and we are singing, singing, singing for our lives stephen rock n roll. Yeah it was very stephen how old were you . I was probably seven. Stephen thats lovely. What is the scariest animal . I went shark diving with 15 years ago in south africa. Stephen the big ones. A great white shark is something i would never want to see unless i am in a cage. They are just so much bigger than we think. Stephen are you over awed by the beauty of them were just like get me out of this cage met completely in off how beautiful they are but completely aware of how ridiculously lethal they are and they are perfectly camouflaged in that water. You know, like a 5meter shark will just be next to you before you even see it. It does help you realize that you dont have a chance if you you know, see them breach, the power with which they there are death mac machines. Stephen youve convinced me. [laughter] apples or oranges . Apples. [laughter] can you imagine if i had said oranges . Stephen have you ever asked somebody for their autograph . Yes, when i was a kid Marvelous Marvin Hagler came to our local arcade and i got autographs my brother and for me. Stephen do you still have it . I dont think so, that was 1980, 81. Stephen what do you think happens when we die . I think we go home. Stephen okay. [applause] tough one. Favorite action movie. That is a tough one. Because there are some great ones. But i think a movie that i actually i recently made into the academy they actually voted for it for best picture was the matrix. [applause] stephen 100 . Window or aisle . Window. Stephen just love the view. Dont have to worry about getting up to go to the bathroom and upsetting the person. Its usually my wife next to me, that horrible thing where you are like sorry i just got to stephen exactly. Favorite smell . Like coffee mixed with bacon in the morning. Stephen like literally coffee mixed with bacon . Both things are happening. It usually means we are on vacation, i dont usually eat breakfast so if im sleeping in late enough that some but he is already up making coffee and bacon than i know it is like a holiday or something. Stephen fantastic. At least favorite smell. I worked in at the time the second largest dump on planet earth which was at the time in mexico and was shot we were therefore a little over a week and i smelled things there that i did not it was not just stephen poo river. Yes. There was actually location called that. Stephen the first time i ever interviewed you we were stuck underneath the vending machine. It is still one of my favorite bits of all time. You bleeding out while having stephen look it up, comedy central. Com. All right. Earliest memory. I remember my crib. I remember my crib heres a crazy thing, maybe you can cut this out for time if you want but this is kind of an amazing thing that happened to me after my father passed away in 2017, within that year i had this crazy this dream, he came to me in a dream and he embraced me and the feeling that i got was the feeling that i had, which i think is like my first memory which was the feeling of what it felt like to be held by him. And it was a feeling of such overwhelming protection and love, it was preverbal, so i couldnt even i cant even explain what it felt like. All i knew was that he was there and that i was feeling that embrace, and it reminded me that i mustve felt that is one of the very first things i was aware of is my kind of consciousness came on. Stephen thats beautiful. [applause] cats or dogs . I have both. Stephen if you had to pick back i mean. Ive got four dogs and one cat. Can i tell you a quick story about the cat . Stephen it doesnt even have to be quick. The cameras turned off a long time ago. [laughter] i dont blame you. But this cat we adopted this cat in costa rica about ten years ago. He was living by himself in the jungle, he was the coolest cat youve ever seen he was hunting, he had two giant holes in his side, he was fighting for his life every night we are staying at this airbnb and we start feeding the cat we were therefore a month, so by the end we had to take the cat. Like this guy is going to die, now hes relying on us. He moves into our house, i had a little yard in l. A. , like it will be great out there. He never went outside ever again. Cut to the cat ends up with a brain tumor. No, its okay. We taken to the dash you know, we get him radiation, its the toughest jungle cat, im not in a let a brain tumor take this cat out. Eventually we moved to new york in the cat has lost a lot of weight and hes only walking in left circles and i take into the Animal Hospital here and i meet cat neurologist. This is true, the dudes name is chad. And chad goes look, at a certain point you have to have this conversation wit your children because being part of a pet part of doing that is, you know, giving them their dignity in this cat doesnt really have a quality of life anymore and i said i agree. Im going to have a conversation, im going to bring him back in three weeks and if is not better and chad said i could load him up on steroids. And i go what do you mean, and he goes i mean, i could give him like a bunch of steroids. [laughter] and i go are there longterm issues with that and he goes yeah massive longterm issues with that mike but we can just see what happens. That was two and a half years ago. Stephen now hes jacked now hes jacked and i joke that he is like arnold schwarzenegger. Hes got muscles on muscles, you know what i mean . He looks great, he looks great. So that was my cat story. Stephen thats lovely. Still with us. [applause] stephen you only get one song to listen to for the rest of your life. You dont have to always listen to it but when you go to listen to music, this is the song. What is it . I would probably say imagine by john lennon. [applause] stephen what number am i thinking of . Nine stephen no. Thing. Stephen described the rest of your life in five words. Family, friends, work, service, joy. 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Stephen please welcome Hannah Waddingham [cheers and applause] thank you Stephen Lovely to see you i love that i love that all from the seated position, i love it stephen i love a guest who comes on and feels very comfortable in a broadway stage like this. You nearly lost me just then because im used to doing that, i got caught up. Stephen i might drift a bit. Is that too much . [cheers and applause] stephen Everybody Knows and loves you as rebecca from ted lasso, but you are [cheers and applause] but you have a long and successful career both on broadway and the west end. If im not wrong, you got your big break on the west and for doing an american accent or by doing an american accent . What is the story . I was doing a show, i think you guys had it here, it was called tony and tinas wedding back in the day. So when it came to london, it was just in the stage newspaper just like [bleep] stephen one thing about west end and broadway here is you cant say [bleep]. Oh, right. [laughs] you know, i am earthy. This ad said overgrown bobby bae doll built like a brick [bleep] house, and i thought if i dont get this i would be a shoe in. I turned up at the addition and the shows you the courage and the tenacity of youth. There were like four or five floors of like blondes, all the way up to this top floor and i thought im not doing this. So i pushed past and i was going excuse me, excuse me, ive got an appointment, im so sorry, going to miss my train and i was going up, up, did the audition, did the song and the director said im not really meant to do this but i wonder if you could what part of the state so youre from and i said im from south london. And he said i like it, youve got the job. [laughs] [applause] stephen i know you are brilliant singer, a beautiful voice. Did you ever work with Stephen Sondheim . I not only worked with him, it to moments with him that i will never ever forget the which are now so special. I did a little night music for him and it was so unbelievable i believe you are a fan, arent you . Stephen i am. I never got to do that. I was doing send in the clowns. In the stage is so tiny and peoples feet are like at the end of your feet, which is beautiful in a way and also a nightmare when Stephen Sondheim himself is sitting three rows back and you can hear him sobbing while you are singing and afterwards he went im so sorry, my dear, i added my own accompaniment because you did so greatly. And i just thought that is better than any review [applause] stephen so, wait, so you are rehearsing . This is in the form its buried stephen and you can hear him . I just lightly looked up and i slightly looked up because the song is so sparse and i looked up and out of the corner of my eye i just thought thats him with a notepad and a little light on his pen taking notes. Yeah. Stephen we have to take a quick break. We will be right back with more Hannah Waddingham, everybody. 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[cheers and applause] stephen we are back with the star of the new movie the fall guy, Hannah Waddingham youre starting in the fall guy, which is such a funny movie with ryan gosling. The movie is about stuntman, so the obvious question is, do you do your own stunts . Well, i wasnt i wasnt meant to be, but it was lovely because they kept kind of extending and broadening my part i mean, i cant really talk about it much. Stephen cant give anything away. Because of the nature of the things. [laughter] stephen ive seen the movie and i have no [bleep] clue what youre talking about. You just said [bleep] stephen i know, we will edit it out. The way they had it, they lost kind of 15, 20 minutes of the movie. We do a thing and theres him and him and me stephen right, the people. The people. And i was complaining that, you know, just because im a girl doesnt mean i cant get involved with the shizzle. So i was like i would like to punch him please. I would like to punch him aloft where we are and said it will all make sense when you see it so i really smacked it to him and ive got plenty see all these scars here . Look at my wounds stephen thats from the fall guy scars so thats my badge of honor. Yep. Stephen did you regret it . They gave me a calf. Stephen i would get some detachable foams if i were you. You were in game of thrones my god, there werent stunts but it gave me something i wasnt expecting from it and that is chronic claustrophobia because i had ten hours ive talked about it since with David Benioff and dan, the two executive producers, and i said good job is for them because it was horrific. Ten hours of being actually waterboarded. Lick actually. Because it is such a the reason why i dont believe its touched yet in terms of the cinematography of it for a series, its just a different level. Stephen they really did those. With that comes actual waterboarding, so im strapped to a table with all these leather straps and i couldnt lift up my head because i said thats going to be too obvious that it loose. I was like right i would quite like it to be loose. So im on my way back and im in this fancy pants lift and i had purple my hair is already bleached to death, i had grape juice all in my hair with purple, couldnt speak because the mountain had his hand over my mouth while i was screaming and i had strap marks everywhere like id been attacked and the doors open, one of the other guys who had been shooting Something Else was just like what has happened to you and i told him everything and he said you are lucky, ive just been crawling through [bleep] on my elbows for four days. It kind of doesnt matter when you are in it because you just want to give the best i just said [bleep] again. I feel like that that five . Five . Im realizing [cheers and applause] stephen when you go on Graham Norton im a little bit of a potty mouth. Stephen you go on Graham Norton can you drop the bomb over there . I mean, yes. Yeah. But the worst thing is my 9yearold daughter is in the wings, thats a good example, isnt it . Stephen that is. Hello there she is your mom keeps saying [bleep] [laughs] and i just point something out, im just very, very expressive. Thats what i tell her. I come from the theater and we are all chronic potty mouth. Stephen your parents were my mom and they were both Opera Singers in the isle of man so theres a family thing. Stephen is there a lot of opera there . Just from my family, maybe. Stephen singing to the sheep. Yeah, the sheep kind of taught me i dont know whether youve been able to see my Christmas Special, talk about that stephen of course. I talk about thanks. Thank you. Stephen thank you. But i wanted to incorporate her into my Christmas Special and thats why i did it at the london coliseum because i was there from the age of eight, nine, like my daughter, for 30 years watching all the great Opera Singers it is in my blood more than anything. It really is. Stephen so lovely to see you, thank you so much for being here the fall guy is in theaters may 3rd. Hannah waddingham, everybody. We will be right back [cheers and applause] from the mountains to the coast. Heatin up the kitchen we got somethin different spreadin good vibes all day todos a la mesa que buena la mezcla it dont get no better livin in the golden state lovin this land everyday norte a sur lo puedes ver nada se puede comparar livin in the golden state vive en el estado dorado. Yeah stephen stick around for after midnight with taylor tomlinson, good night

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