According to the wall street journal. Apple now says it has a fix we here at apple have heard fire. Thats why we are excited to introduce the stateoftheart apple harris leave. Crafted from cutting edge cutting edge silos vital it instantly pairswith her phone. Starting it 249. 99. Iphone 15 plus and venti. Its the late show Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] tonight, stephen welcomes bob odom kirk and fortune feaster featuring louis kato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from. Sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] musical magical stephen hello, friends [cheers and applause] hey, everybody thank you, thomas. Welcome, welcome one and all in here, out there, all around the world to the late show, i am your host, Stephen Colbert. [cheers and applause] the United StatesCongress Continues to be a brimming bucket of garbage. After ditching the speaker for the first time in history, congress decided job well done. Took the rest of the week off. Seems lazy. It turns out it might have been appropriate safety measure according to republican garrett grades. I think if we had stayed together in the meeting last night, i think you would have seen fists thrown. Stephen and if the fists did start flying my money is on lauren boebert. After mack ive seen how fast those hands move. Especially below the belt. Now, the guy the guy everyone finds particularly punishable in all this is florida congressman and man who spotted you from across the buildabear workshop. [laughter] matt gaetz. Everyone he works with thinks gaetz is a sleaze, including oklahoma senator markwayne mullin, who recounted the story about gaetz and then congresswoman kristi noem. At the time he was member elect so he was going through conference in orientation and he walked up to me and kristi noem, now governor kristi noem, said man, shes a fine and you can put the bword in place there. Stephen brepresentavie this is a guy that the media didnt give a time of day to after he was accused to sleeping with an underage girl and theres a reason why no one in the conference came and defended him, because we had all seen the videos he was showing on the house for that all of us and walked away of the girls that he had slept with, he would brag about how he would crush ed medicine and chase it with an energy drink so he could go all night. This is obviously before he got married. Stephen oh. Well, that makes it better then. If yeah, my friend ted used to scam old ladies out of their life savings and then release them, confused, into the woods. Before he had kids, obviously. For the record, married people can still get crazy with the pharmaceuticals. Ive been married 30 years and just last night i crushed all lipitor into my sleepy time tea. Okay, jack . Its a cocktail i call cpap on the beach. This guys claiming matt gaetz was running around on the fourth of showing his amateur porn to anybody he could find, to everybody who works with him. That makes them somewhat be overthetop bad employee example they use in hr training videos. And im told we have one now. Inappropriate behavior, what employees need to know. Hey, coworker roger, check out these videos. Wait a moment, max, these appear to be sexually explicit in nature. Its okay, look, its me enjoying erectile stimulants mixing caffeinated needed drinks and then having sex with women all night long. This was obviously before you ere married. That is correct. Cheers the blood is flowing like a river to my stimulated penis. What should he do, contact hr immediately, let max paralyze the government by firing the speaker the house . [cheers and applause] stephen all of the above. All of the above. With mccarthy out of the picture, republicans have to elect a new speaker of the house and some of them are already trying to draft donald trump and in return trump is playing coy, but theres one person whos really into him taking the job. Personally i think would be the coolest thing in the entire world. I would make sure he got a bigger gavel than the small when they have. I think Companies Like it you could make it. A huge gavel. Stephen my dad would have my dad, im telling you, he would be super cool, awesomesauce, my dad would have the hugest gavel in the world, it would be so big that he couldnt pick it up with his aunts, you have to wrap both his arms around it, scoop it up and then tell it he loved it, please let me be the gavel, dad. [cheers and applause] [applause] eric is not the only member of his family out there doing the family name proud. So is erics wife and kirkland brand Gwyneth Paltrow laura trump. Last week larra released a cover of tom pettys 1989 hit song i wont back down. Take a listen. Stephen chilling. [laughter] you can hear the whole track on the new album, thats what lara trump claims is music volume one on a horse. Just a its hard to tell but there is so much auditing there and think it mightve been the horse singing. Cant tell. Shockingly, the song wasnt an immediate hit and thinks she knows why. I already know my song was shadow ban. Its only people told me on apple music, on spotify, on amazon music they wouldnt put my song on the radio because it was too political. Stephen yes, too political, or singing has been lisa legally designated as domestic terrorism. [laughter and applause] we already did the autotune joe. One place they cant silencer is on australian tv where she gave an a cappella version. Well, i wont back down no, i wont back down you can stand me up at the gates of hell but i wont back down stephen ive never been to the gates of but now im pretty sure i know what they sound l like. Shes fine. Shes fine. Shes fine. Theres some news about former new york mayor and and rubber practice had they use in periodontal school. Rudolph giuliani. Center of the jack smith januarp and now federal prosecutors have shown an interest in rudys drinking habits. This is the very First Federal investigation ever to begin with the words we are worried about you. The reason for this booze snoop is that the january 6 prosecutors think trump might use a socalled advice of counsel defense where he claims he was a client merely taking professional cues from his lawyers. But that argument would fall apart if that guidance came from someone who trump new was compromised by alcohol. If oh, no, are you telling me the insane leak in goblin that i hired out of a dumpster was drunk . But he was the only one who knew where the dildo store was [applause] drinking isnt rudys only problem. Hes also got massive unpaid legal bills, so for his cash hes selling off his Upper East Side apartment which recently showed up on zillah for 6. 5 million. The listing feature beautiful professional photos and one that rudy took himself. [laughter and applause] got there we got there of course the true heart of any home is the kitchen, rudy has a beautiful one. A butlers pantry, saffron, a wine cellar, a wine fridge, a wine microwave and a wine washerdryer. Yesterday afternoon you mightve noticed a strange sound coming from your phone, because there was a test of the emergency broadcast system. People get that . Everyone should have gotten it. The test was scheduled to happen on every phone in the country simultaneously at exactly 2 20 eastern standard time. But it actually went off 2 minutes early, so i did somebody jump the gun, or we just went up the government knows a disaster is gonna happen 2 minutes before it actually does. And if thats the case, why didnt they stop lara trump from covering tom petty . [cheers and applause] these tests are evidently necessary but someone social media were not too pleased, like one conservative journalist who complained that it happened right during the babies naptime. Thanks, biden hey, you think biden is happy . It was right during his naptime too weve got a great show for you tonight, my guests are bob odenkirk and comedian fortune feimster. But when we come back, meanwhile [cheers and applause] the late show with Stephen Colbert sponsored by progressive insurance round out your protection with life, phone, and pet health insurance. At cretors, we handcraft every batch of our delicious popcorn. Like our cretors cheese and caramel mix. Great on their own, even better together. 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[cheers and applause] and fortune feimster is here this evening. That will be up ton of fun. Everyone doing okay over there . If you watch the show, and hope you do, you know that i spend most of my time right over there scouring the low land dry zones for news for the finest palu story wood, chiseling out throw process known as baragahanawa, and refining it with my ohmic the goloya and adzes to create to the exquisitely detailed sri lankan buddha wood carving that is my monologue but sometimes, just sometimes i break into an abandon High School Woodshop jacked on bath salts and white clock, hack the leg off a bus to her desk and fire up the rusty bandsaw and shelve my mangled wood slug against it until i affection for cursed hobos demon doll of news that is my segment. Meanwhile [cheers and applause] stephen bang, right there. Runway for landing. Meanwhile. Classic rock fans who play with dolls will be excited to hear that Fleetwood Mac singer Steve Phoenix now has her own barbie. Nar about which she said when i look at her eye see my 27yearold self. And it is authentic, the doll comes with a moon pendant, tampering and a buttload of cocaine. [laughter] meanwhile. New Research Says of the seven accent is slowly disappearing and apparently jens he is to blame for it. Got it. So they have no killed malls, marriage, driving, television, cursive and the southern accent. Hey, gen z, gen z, youre getting close. Youre getting close, kill off just two more things and you got affordable housing. Im just kidding, you never w will. Now, this research focuses in georgia but i have to admit im part of the problem. Im from South Carolina and i love the accent. Its beautiful, but the show autotunes my accent out for a broader national appeal. Let me show you. Jimmy, turn of the yankee fi filter. [southern gibberish] see what i mean . Yall . Meanwhile, mcdonalds and wendys have won false advertising lawsuit that alleged the food didnt look as appetizing in person as pictured on their websites. In a related story, white castle customers were going to file a similar lawsuit but they passed out in the drive through. [laughter] folks, we here at meanwhile consolidated cat insurance and farm lubricants sometimes come across a story about an escaped primate, which means we get to bring back my favorite premeanwhile subsegment, monkey on the lamb [cheers and applause] this one goes out to little richie dahm, age eight, who love nothing more than escaped monkey stories and refreshing ham sandwich. In the midwest, and escaped monkey has been running right in indian hapless neighborhood. Clearly the result of a loss of habitat when they built the indianapolis speedway, the native monkey population of indiana was forced to adapt to their new environment. [laughter] momo, if that is his real name, escaped his home earlier this week and was spotted in some trees and momos owner arrived trying to coax him out with a peach. Really . He didnt go for the peach . But peach is the fruit monkeys are known for enjoying the most [laughter] weve tried the peach, we are out of ideas what else what a monkey wants . Should we try some kale . Maybe something longer, asparagus . What. Do pureed monkeys. Love ill call the zoo. Hello . Hello . Yes, is this monkey zoo . Whats that . Im being informed that momo has been caught and ended up before the show but he didnt care because i wanted to do the jokes anyway . Thank you. Meanwhile. In military news, the marines are temporarily relaxing regulations due to a camouflage uniform shortage. An official announcement was made to the troops on the marines instagram. Sergeant major ruiz and i just came back from the in the pacific. Several themes emerge from individual marines and units as we talked to them. 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Stephen there you go welcome back, everybody ladies and gentlemen, you know my first guest emma please welcome bob odenkirk [cheers and applause] how are you be too im great. Its great to be back [cheers and applause] stephen you are an actor, quite a famous actor. The two rh. Stephen i was the strike for you . Bob well, i am very thank full and proud of my brothers and sisters in the wga and how it turned out. One of the things i noticed on the line when i went to pick at this time was it just knocked me over how diverse our union is now and it made me really proud and thankful. Stephen one of the things that you did, you auctioned off a dinner to support the striking writers. You auctioned off dinner on ebay and you pulled down a cool 24,550. [cheers and applause] bob what is this person expecting . Im only thankful that im not cooking. Thats all i will say. Stephen did you expect did that surprise you . Bob very much so, that is a very generous person who really loves mr. Show. Stephen yes, and where are you taking them . Bob i dont know. Stephen have you been in contact with this person . Bob i have not but the organization has and we are going to schedule it hopefully when we can all be in the same restaurant together and i will not be cooking. Stephen youve got a new book here, first childrens b book. How long ago did you start this project with your children . Bob so we would read books before bed and write a poem almost every night and we did that for a couple of years and collected them over that time and i would write a line and the kid would write a line or the kid would start it or i would ask them what they did today and we would write a poem about that and i just wanted my kids to see that they could write Something Like the books we were just reading. And then i put them all in a notebook and i kept it o the shelf next to other favorite books, which included all the greats. Shel silverstein and dr. Seuss and kayla brown. Stephen is that what this is . You do thats what that is, that the original right there. I called it oldtime rhyme. Theres a lot of nonsense in there. Stephen this poem was written on a piece of paper that says odenkirk talent management. Bob that would be my wifes company and my kid got a hold of the stamp. I kept them and i knew there were a few good ones in their and the pandemic hit and my daughter has been drawing her whole life and i said lets rewrite these, trying to make them actually rhyme. Stephen there is your daughter. Bob yeah. Stephen a few years ago im guessing. Bob thats when we were writing the poems and this would be my son nate with me with the beer doing run ronnie run i shot. And so we rewrote them during the pandemic, nate helped write and aaron did the drawings. And i think it turned out all right. Stephen they are really fantastic. I read a few and ive enjoyed them, they are at my reading level. [laughter] and i was wondering, would you mind reading one . I like this one a lot. Bob id love to thank you [cheers and applause] stephen before you begin, what is a zilot . Bob its a word that my son invented for a blanket fork. He just called it a zilot one night and i said what youre talking about gimmick and he said a zilot, with a blanket and couch and the chair. You mean a blanket fork because yeah, so we called it a zilot from then on. Stephen you have any other famly words . Bob used to sort of yell kids tpb, which meant total proper behavior. It was based on Elvis Presley cb. Stephen taking care of business. Bob but i thought i want my kids we are going to temple, tpb, total proper behavior. Or whatever event we were going to. I dont think they ever cared that i set it that way. I thought making it an acronym would sound like cool, and going to be cool and behave like a little soldier. It didnt work. Okay, this is a poem called oh shoe lace my shoelace. It was addario thing, but i never wanted one newer. Did i mention i found it in the street by the sewer . It was long and thin, threadbare you might say, as threats were all shredded and on full display. The hours i spent with it tying knots by the score and the untying part up even more. I waved it around, the cat tried to swat it, we laughed, that old cat never got it, i slept to it and sing to it, i kept it so close, my mother shook her head, that old place, its just gross. Perhaps i took it too far when i insisted she kiss it. Now shes thrown it away, all my life i will miss it. And there is a drawing of a shoelace. Stephen we have to take a quick break, but when we come back we will have more bob odenkirk, stick around. [cheers and applause] shrimp imate endless flavor drop with new tequila lime shrimp one of seven endless choices right now, only at red lobster welcome to fun dining you know that feeling of having to rewash dishes that dididnt get clclean . I dont. Cacascade platatinum pluss has s me doing d dishes. Differenently. 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There are other i understand now that the wga strike is over youve watched a couple other ideas because you are a dream factory is what you are. Bob i cant stop, im a busy beaver. Stephen okay. I understand would you like to talk about bob i can, i can talk about projects that i havent started making yet, and i thought this was wonderful. Weve got this great audience here. [cheers and applause] stephen they are really special. Bob i thought i would share my new ideas that i will make depending on how much you like them and i brought my own applauseometer. Stephen your own water and your own applauseometer. Is this it . Bob i come fully equipped. Stephen there you go. We to and this is going to judge stephen these other projects, right . Bob these are stills i made, no acting involved. Stephen these are all reality, are they . Bob these are made by me in the real world to show you a sampling of what the show might look like. So first im going to judge off of your reaction which of these projects i will do next. So its kind of like fun for you. You get to decide my career. Stephen ready for number one . Bob yeah stephen are you guys ready . [cheers and applause] is it registered . Bob its working its working stephen one more time. [cheers and applause] heres the first one. Im very curious about this, its called bob eats out of cans. This looks amazing [cheers and applause] you are owning a glow, is a travel show . Bob theres travel involved, stephen. Situation is this. You know Stanley Tucci goes to italy and makes pasta stephen exactly, Something Like that. Bob bill rosenthal, hes been everywhere. I thought i will travel and then i will come home and just eat out of cans. And see what happens to me. We wont film a travel part. Stephen thats what i was going to ask. Bob to save money. I am budget conscious, i want you to know i am budget conscious so really its just going to be me at home. Opening up cans. What do you think . Do want to watch that . [cheers and applause] stephen i dont know. If got other options here, we dont know whats going to be next. Bob better than i expected. Stephen the next one is like this one was kind of surprising to me when i heard the premise. Its called property octuplets. Do have seven you have seven twins . B27 twins to thats not scientifically stephen but they are identical. This guy is the sexy twin. Bob i will tell you, i have seven identical brothers and we team up and do what we do best, which is renovate houses. So theres me, bob, with rob, gob, lob, crop, hob, and of course, andreas, the one you pointed to, and we all have our specialties. Rob is the handy one, gob is the funny one, and im the hot one just kidding, its andreas. Who wants to see property octuplets . [cheers and applause] wow. You almost broke the applauseometer stephen we have a leader so far. This one i think is going to be people are going to be buzzing about this one. Bob lets see how it goes. Stephen this is taking some risks. This one is called everything island. [laughter] okay, i am gripped already. Bob its every netflix reality show rolled into one. So what we are going to do is get seven couples who have been divorced and are remarried but open to dating. They are going to compete for an island. They never see the island until they agree to live there for the rest of their lives, naked and afraid. For 10,000 stephen wow. Mean, are you taking applications . Bob it depends on how these people feel about it and i will just add one more caveat. If during the course of the show him a if i have sex at any time, nobody gets any money and i have to apologize to my wife in a reunion episode, and. I will eat out of cans. What do you think . [cheers and applause] stephen i think we have a winner bob [laughs] you broke it you broke it stephen bob, what a pleasure to see you again. Bob great to see you, stephen. 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The rereigning famamily room middlewweight chamampion. Better days starart with zzzquil l nights. [cheers and applause] stephen welcome back ladies and gentlemen, my next guest is a comedian who is currently on a nationwide tour, please welcome back to the late show, fortune feimster come on out [cheers and applause] because thank you stephen nice to see you again, nice to have you back thanks for having me back stephen recently youve been on the road with your tour, called live laugh love. Which way does the show sku, living, laughter, or loving . Fortune living number one. Laughing helps, and then by the end of it we are all kissing. Stephen thats a good show thats a good show fortune those live laugh love signs make me laugh. Stephen did you grow up with those . Fortune i sure did, and it was art, my friend. Stephen hanging on the wall. Fortune highend art and it got a bad rap. Stephen this family hugs. Stuff like that . Fortune its wine oclock. Im kind of reclaiming the sign because it got a bad rap. You come to my shows, you have a good time. Stephen crocheted pillows. Fortune yeah, whatever people want, i will give them anything that they want. Stephen you tour all over the United States, does your comedy you are from the south of italy but does it play differently in different parts of the country . Fortune yeah, there are different audiences, bigger cities are used to comics and performers coming into their cities. There is a wealth of talent there and i look to go to the places where its not as common and i like to be the representation for people who didnt have that growing up and its just a warmer welcome in certain ways. I went to mobile, alabama, and we had dinner and we were walking down the street and it almost turned into a parade. People were like jumping out of their cars and coming out of restaurants shaking hands. I felt like the mayor. Like hey, everybody [laughs] stephen you got to know Arnold Schwarzenegger recently. Fortune i have stephen he is our guest on monday. Fortune i heard that, yeah stephen whats he like . Fortune i mean, pretty great. Weve gotten to know each other over the last year and a half working together and he is such a trip what he really cares for people and he doesnt have a phone. That is yeah, its very interesting to keep in touch with him because he does not have a phone. You just kind of send out a bat signal and he just appears. He will like get on his ipad and sort of face time you out of nowhere. And my dad has been the hospital for the last month, he had open heart surgery, which arnold also went through that and im just im doing radio one day and all of a sudden his face time appears on my computer and im like i got to go, its the terminator [laughter] hes like hey, why didnt you tell me that your dad had open heart surgery i was like you are kind of a busy guy. And he goes let me talk to him my dad, it was kind of a rough recovery, he was on a ventilator and i was like listen, im going a week, my dad has a flip phone, so what if i broker this situation . Stephen so your dad he has a flip phone and arnold has no phone. To yeah, so its difficult. Stephen so you should have just used carrier pigeon. Fortune hes like call me, i will talk to your dad, the doctors, the nurses, however. Can you imagine going up to the doctors being like, Arnold Schwarzenegger has some notes for you. [laughter] so i went to visit my dad and luckily he was off the ventilator and he was doing better, not really talking that much but arnold i put out the bat signal and arnold answer his ipad. He was in germany for oktoberfest. Electric the time out to do this and he faced times with my dad and gave him a lot of motivation but is used to talking to like body builders, so hes like youve got to do this to get out of the hospital, you got to do this in right out of like i just want a milk shake. [laughter] stephen thats lovely. Fortune it meant a lot that he took the time to do that. And i will say that after month of being in the hospital, my dad left the hospital today. [cheers and applause] stephen thats wonderful, thats wonderful you have we both started podcasts the summer. Sources called handsome which you host with take notaro and mae martin. Wonderful, wonderful comedians. Whose idea was it to join forces . Fortune it was tigs idea. Stephen she seems like a ringleader. Fortune she is, shes the queen of podcasts we just wanted to make each other laugh and have fun. We have friends ask us a question, it can be about anything. Sarah silverman asks us how to wash our undercarriage. Lance bass has asked us questions about clothes. Theres been lots of Kenan Thompson about the glass ceiling. It can go anywhere. But we are really proud of it. Stephen had you done anything like podcasting before . Fortune i had my own podcast and i do a radio show on sirius xm. Stephen was it a goal of yours when you were younger . Fortune i dont want to brag, i did start the morning announcements at my high school. Pretty big deal. [applause] the one what was the name of a high school . Fortune south boyle high school, shout out there going to be Stephen South what . Fortune southpoint. Stephen my accent was a little thicker , you can imagine. And i talked really slow and i was squinting my eyes were squinting or i dont know what that was from, a lot of son, i guess. I did the morning announcements. Stephen can i hear some of that magic from the morning announcements . Fortune absolutely. Stephen if you could just say like hey, good morning, southpoint. Fortune just like how it was in high school . Stephen Just Announced todays menu. Fortune first off, imagine that my hair is like in more of a triangle shape. I didnt have layers back then. [laughs] anyway. Okay, so im going to do the morning announcements. All right. Okay. Stephen the microphone comes on. Fortune hey, everybody at southpoint high school, get ready to have your socks knocked off, we are getting into the morning announcements, yall. First off, i dont know if you guys are pumped about lunch today, but i am. Weve got todays menu here that arm going to read to you right now, okay . Okay, first up, salisbury steak, baby get ready for that we are going to have some corn bread. And if you dont like corn bread how about some biscuits [laughter] and then Everybody Needs a little veggie in the life weve got carrot coins coming at you pretty great, right . Stephen i see it, i see it. Fortune is 1997, what we guess what we are drinking . 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