O keeps moving games. Her desantis is the leader of the republican party. 2020 didnt work out. We have to look forward. We have a very important announcement to make tonight. I want you to know that im running away forever, and im never going to come back. Maybe i will have to leave the country . I will be immediately be forgotten. Nobody will come to my funeral. I think i will tell my son eric that i have been abducted by space force. Ive always been a nogood, rotten, disgusting embarrassment to our great country. So in conclusion, byebye. Bing bong. And god bless the united shtates. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Lake news. First, stephen welcomes jon stewart and musical guest lcd soundsystem featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen hey, everybody too good good to see you. Happy tuesday. Happy, happy, happy. Thank you very much thank you, folks please have a seat sit down please. Please have a seat, everybody. Down here, up there, out there, all around the world. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. [cheers and applause] first off. First off, congratulations, everybody you did it you made history just by being alive, because according to United Nations projections, today, the worlds population hit 8 billion people. And yes. Yes. And every single one of them will be at your airport gate the day before thanksgiving. Not everyone is in zone one. Not everyone is in zone one. This is all thanks to humanity spending the past decade buckling down, unbuckling their belts, and making the babies, cause a billion people were added to the World Population in just the last 12 years, to which your parents said, and somehow not one of them is my grandchild. It must be so nice. It must be so nice for those billion people to show their billion friends their billion baby pictures thats okay. I understand. Im sure a phd is very nice. Speaking of numbers, Election Results are still coming in. Last night, we got a huge one in the arizona governors race between democratic candidate. [cheering] between democratic candidate and professor gently letting you know youre wasting her office hours, katie hobbs, and maga candidate, election denier, and unholy offspring. [booing] and unholy offspring of human and instagram filter, kari lake. After almost a week of counting votes, we finally got word that hobbs has defeated lake there you go very nice. Nice way to start the day. This situation is winwin. Because hobbs won and kari lake is gonna claim she did. Heres lake just before the race in question was called, calling the race into question. I dont believe that the people of arizona would vote for her and that she would win. But if thats what happens, at the end of the day, how do you certify an election that is this botched . Stephen id like to respond to kari lake in the gauzy style shes accustomed to. They. They did vote for her and she did win, ya fascist hologram [cheering] lakes defeat is especially good because she modeled herself after the former president , even going so far as to disparage the late arizona senator john mccain, calling him a loser. You cant insult a beloved arizona icon like that you might as well run on the slogans ive seen grander canyons and i prefer heat that is wet. Its the dry heat. Its all right. Its the dry heat. Dont worry about it. Dont worry about it. Youll go home and go, oh, that was funny. Delayed reaction. One election we still dont know the result of is in georgia, where theres a Senate Runoff between Raphael Warnock and herschel walker. Yesterday at a campaign rally, walker took a swing at what, to his understanding, is the green new deal. If we was ready for the green agenda, id raise my hand right now, but were not ready right now. So dont let them fool you like this is a new agenda. This is not a new agenda. Were not prepared. Were not ready right now. What we need to do is keep having those gasguzzling cars cause we got the good emissions out of those cars. Stephen yes, weve got good emissions out of those cars, and he oughta know, cause it really sounds like hes been huffing them. Now, it should go without saying. Based on a true story. Joke is based on a true story. It should go without saying that herschels statement, whatever that was, contradicts the Scientific Consensus on greenhouse gases. If we dont cut back on our emissions, were not going to be able to look our children in the eye. And if youre herschel walker, that doesnt leave you with many places to look. Hes the reason we hit 8 billion so fast. So were almost finished. Are we almost finished . Were almost finished with the 2022 election, and its a good thing, because weve already started the 2024 election thanks to an announcement tonight by former president caliguduh. Now, we taped this show. Did we . Yes, we taped this show earlier, so i cant confirm this actually happened. The announcement was set to be at maralago, so the fbi could have burst in and seized his teleprompter. But everyone is expecting him to announce his third president ial bid. Yes, its the third time. The third time. Or as its known at his house, the melania. Now, what i want everybody to do. Is this earlier . This is earlier. It is earlier right now. Now, i want everybody to breathe. He might not even be the g. O. P. Nominee. It could be ron desantis. [booing] some day, those are gonna be boos of relief. Prior to his announcement, the expresident put out a teaser, truthing hopefully today will turn out to be one of the most important days in the history of our country and it is. Because today, november 15th, is National Recycling day. Yeah. Give it up. Do the right thing. Thank you, joe. Which is why were recycling a piece of trash we threw out two years ago. [applause] the former president. Dancing with that chicken. Dancing with that chicken. Ill explain it later. The former president also reposted this query from a fan. Why would a billionaire who has it all, fame, fortune, a warm and loving family, friends, etc. Want to endanger himself by becoming potus . cause hes on the run from the law . No . We dont know . Of course, the former president is still digging his way out of all the lawsuits from his first term. For instance, hes suing to be reinstated on twitter and youll never guess who his lawyers are comparing him to. Galileo, galileo, galileo, galileo stephen yes theyre comparing him to astronomer galileo. I get the resemblance. They both like to stare at the sun. In a filing, his lawyers argued, crackpot ideas sometimes turn out to be true. The earth does revolve around the sun, and it was hunter biden, not russian disinformation agents, who dropped off a laptop full of incriminating evidence at a repair shop in delaware. Well said. All great discoveries start as conspiracy theories. Thomas edison only invented the lightbulb so he could finally see that sasquatch sneaking up on him. But this isnt even the former president s weirdest claim of the week, because in the lawsuit about all those classified documents hes got down there at maralago, he takes this bold stand. A president gets to decide whether records from his white house are personal documents and that he had decided that all the records he took to maralago were, in fact, his personal property. That is the legal argument of a toddler. Your honor, my client pleads, mine, mine, mine. Theyre mine. I wanna balloon. I wanna balloon. I wanna balloon. i wanna balloon. Mine. I wanna balloon. I wanna balloon. I wanna balloon. I wanna balloon. I wanna balloon. I wanna balloon. I wanna balloon. I wanna balloon. I wanna balloon. I wanna balloon. I wanna balloon. I wanna balloon. I wanna balloon. The defense rests cause he has a boom boom in his pants. 2024 wont just be the next president ial election, itll also be the summer olympics in paris. And yesterday, the french unveiled the olympic mascot. Normally, these things are pretty silly looking, but france is the home of art and fashion. Matisse, chanel, dijon. So behold, les mascots de la france will be. I wanna say dancing blood drops . Uh, plushy, the uterus. In reality, it turns out, they are supposed to be a phrygian cap, which was a symbol of the pursuit of liberty in the french revolution. The two have a combined name, les phryges. Dont worry if you dont sprechen sie french, because as one fan of the hats pointed out, it will be sexy to have people from all over the world try to pronounce the name in their own way. Of course. Mais oui. 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Meanwhile stephen were back, baby were back you cant keep meanwhile down you cant stop it meanwhile, a new study has found that rats have rhythm like humans and even prefer certain songs, including queens another one bites the dust, beat it by michael jackson, and lady gagas born this way. Its official. New yorkers worst nightmares have been realized. The rats can now be subway dancers. Showtime hey, everybody, its showtime. Meanwhile, according to new research, device addiction isnt just for the young. Baby boomers cant stop staring at their phones, mainly playing words with friends, candy crush, and card games. But dont worry, theyre only doing it at the loudest volume known to humankind. And, that, my friends, is not just a joke. Its science. Researchers found boomers like to play card games, often with the volume turned up. Card games are an entirely visual medium. Thats like saying my favorite part of chess . The fragrance. Meanwhile, in south africa, a womans party was ruined when hardpartying baboons crashed her birthday. [screams] aye aye aye aye stephen i hate it when somebody opens the chips from the bottom of the bag. Now the logos upside down i dont want to eat that. Meanwhile, apple is reportedly considering changing the hey siri wake word on your iphone to just siri. No our grandparents are on the verge of figuring out hey siri. Hello . Hello, susan . Hello, susan . Whats the weather . I dont think shes well. [mumbling] meanwhile, according to new research, Daylight Saving time is worse for your body than standard time, because light from any source too late into the evening can interfere with your ability to sleep. Yes, light from any source phone, ipad, lamps, but not your tv. This is very important. Late night tv. Very good for you. Okay . It reduces wrinkles, it improves mood, and it is proven to boost the quality of my boat. 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Stephen spirited disagreement over how certain you could be about the origin of the coronavirus, shall we say. Jon and let me just say this, apology accepted. [applause] stephen people honestly thought that you and i were fighting. And i want to point out jon have we i dont know that weve ever had a fight in ive known you how long . 20 years, 25 years. Stephen 1999, so 23 years. I dont think weve actually had a donnybrook. Jon no, none of that. Stephen i have said things like you cant wear a tie . But thats not an argument. Thats just disappointment. Jon yeah, yeah. Stephen i want to point out you wore a tie last time. Jon i did wear a tie last time. Stephen you wore a tie last time but look, wait a second. Let me just point something out. So theres you talking about the origin. And look who is having the best time of his life. Look how happy i am. Look. You know what that is . That is just joy. That is pure love right there. Look at my little boy on tv is all im thinking. 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Stephen i want to talk to you about something. You and i had a fascinating conversation last week, it was actually i think it was the day after the election, i think it was wednesday. cause i called you up on the drive in to go, hey, how about that last night . Not what we thought. Like, it wasnt a rising tide of fascism. Perhaps the tide wasnt rising as fast as we thought. Kind of nice and everything. But gotta say, though, not great to see a lot of sort of updrafting of some casual antisemitism or some sort of old kind of cabalistic conspiracy theories out there. Jon well, the jews. Stephen and were like, yeah, its not great. Jon the jews are so last week, it was after the there was a kanye situation. And then obviously the kyrie situation. And after the kyrie situation, kyrie irving, on twitter was trending the jews. It was just the words the jews trending on twitter. And so it was bittersweet. Because it is always nice to trend on twitter. I mean, that stephen its never bad. Jon its never bad but i knew if i checked it, it wasnt going to be like the jews bought everyone ice cream. Like, i knew it wasnt going to be stephen the jews, abcs new hit sitcom. Jon thats right. But because it was kyrie and about the nets, the jews was trending under sports, which for us, nice. Stephen thats a win. Jon never happened before. Stephen sandy koufax and then this. Jon sandy koufax. Then it was like 50 years. And then this trended. Its look, im, you know, as our spokesjew and we hear you. The people out there, we know, you know, the power and control that the jews have collectively. Because we, thats how we wield it. Stephen sure. Its all unanimous decision. Jon correct. Im not on all the committees. But and i dont know who ended kaynes adidas deal. That wasnt my committee. Im on oil prices and bagel flavors. I do bagel flavors. By the way, and i say this to all you out there who enjoy bagels, blueberry was a rogue committee. That was not us. I dont know where that came from. But in terms of controlling, obviously, the world, um, sorry. Its my hope in my lifetime and we hear this. But it is my sincere hope that in my lifetime i do get to see a christian president. I hope that i hope that just i think america is ready for it to see a president stand up and swear in maybe on, and i say this with no regret, on a bible. Jews have controlled it for too long. And so it would be our honor to allow you one fouryear term. Just its really fascinating. The, you know, first of all, the kayne thing i think everybody he can be erratic and he says things. And that didnt surprise me. The kyrie thing surprised me a bit. You dont expect to get it from someone named irving. Really thought he was one of ours. [laughter] stephen well, youre very generous. You are very generous, i gotta say. Jon thank you. Everybody wants to say now everybody obviously calls me and theyre like, did you see dave on snl . Yeah, it was very good friends. I always watch and send nice texts. He normalized antisemitism with the monologue. And im like, i dont know if youve been on comments sections on most news articles but its pretty [bleep] normal. Like, antisemitism, as you know, its incredibly normal. But the one thing i will say is i dont believe that censorship and penalties are the way to end antisemitism or to not gain understanding. I dont believe in that. And i think its the wrong way for us to approach it. Kyrie irving, they suspended him from playing basketball. If you want to punish this man, send him to the knicks. I think that would be [applause] because i look at it like this. Antisemitic . Perhaps. But he can create his own shot. And thats what we are looking for. No, but in all seriousness, you know, penalizing somebody for having a thought, i dont think is the way to change their minds or gain understanding. This is a grownass man and the idea that you would say to him were going to put you in a timeout. You have to sit in the corner and stare at the wall until you no longer believe that the jews control the International Banking system. Like, we have to get past this in the country, the ability to look, people think this. People think jews control hollywood. People think jews control the banks. And to pretend that they dont and to not deal with it in a straightforward manner, we will never gain any kind of understanding with each other. Stephen what do you imagine a more straightforward manner would be . Because people have the right to say whatever they want. Ive said that, you know also any comic has the right to say what they want. Jon sure. Stephen and they will probably find an audience for that. That has been borne out the last few years. So what is the response . What is the response, because people have a right to have a negative reaction to what people say on stage. I have gotten it a million times. Youve gotten it a million times. Jon sure, absolutely. Stephen so what do you imagine a response is to something if people perceive antisemitism in someones in what kyrie irving posts or what kanye said or what dave said on saturday night. What do you think a good response would be . Jon first of all, i think reflectively naming things antisemitism is as reductive as some of the things they might be saying. It immediaely shuts down a conversation. Stephen i would say the people said they perceived a promulgation of even with a comedic intention, a promulgation of antisemitic tropes. That doesnt mean the person is an antisemite. Jon comedy is reductive. And i think part of what it is is we play with tropes because everyone has prejudices in their lives and in the way they view things. And comics rely on those prejudices as a shorthand for our material. Even the wokest of comics plays with tropes to a certain extent. But my point is the most interesting thing to come out of this, in my mind, was something kayne said on his tour that he was doing. After he said that, and then he got interviewed by five different people. Because the media model is arson and conflict. He said something fascinating, in my mind. He said hurt people hurt people. And if the point of all of this is then to heal people, the only way to heal a wound is to open it up and cleanse it. And that stings. That hurts. But you have to expose it to air. And im afraid that the general tenor of conversation in this country is cover it up, bury it, put it to the outskirts, and dont deal with it. And what i would say is, you know, look at it from a black perspective. Its a culture that feels that its wealth has been extracted by different groups whites, jews, things. Whether its true or not isnt the issue. Thats the feeling in that community. And if you dont understand that thats where its coming from, then you cant deal with it. And you cant sit down with them and explain that being in an industry isnt the same as having a nefarious and controlling interest in that industry and intention, right . And that has been the antisemitic trope. But you need to be able to meet people from what their community is feeling as well. Stephen so in terms of dealing with it, the way you might be able to deal with it is to say, okay, let me try and understand why you might feel that way. Let me deconstruct with facts why that is not the case. Jon thats right. But if you cant do that, if you are not allowed to say it. You know, dave said something in the snl monologue that i thought was instructive as well. He said it shouldnt be this hard to talk about things. And that is what were talking about. Look, i cant pretend that there arent a [bleep] ton of people in this country and this world who believe that the jews have an unreasonable amount of control over the systems and they wield it as puppet masters. Im called antisemitic because im against israels treatment of palestinians. Im called other things from other people based on other opinions that i have. But those shut down debate. Theyre used as a cudgel, and whether it be comedy or discussion or anything else, if we dont have the wherewithal to meet each other with whats reality, then how do we move forward is my question. I dont enjoy it. Dont get me wrong. You know, when people i admire whose music i like or things like that come out and say how many of you are in show business . You know, heres the deal. We have our own tropes, like a white persons success is because of privilege. A minoritys success is empowerment. A jews success, thats a conspiracy. You feel that. I feel that. But i have to be able to express that to people. If i cant say thats bull[bleep] and explain why, then where do we go . And if we all just shut it down, then we retreat to our little corners of misinformation and it metastasizes. And the whole point of all of this is to not let it metastasize and to get it out in the air and talk about it. Like, i know you dont like jews. I see it in your eyes. [laughter] stephen really just one of you. Jon [laughing] bette midler . No, i mean the other side of it is, you know, look, if you dont want us around, write your own [bleep] broadway shows. Stephen well, jon. Jon does that make sense . I know you disagree with this. Stephen you know what, jon, i dont disagree with you. Jon really . Stephen as i said to you jon are you Stephen Colbert . With the blue check system that elon musk has, i dont whos who anymore. Stephen i dont agree with you, jon. I just wanted to say that i condemn antisemitism in all of its forms, and i stand with all of my friends in the jewish community, a counterpoint. Jon [laughing] stephen we have to take another break. But well be right back with more mr. Jon stewart. When m moderate to severe e ulcerativeve cols tatakes you ofoff course. 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Bernie sanders came in, and he just starts wandering. No one else is in the chamber, and hes just lifting up desks. And so the whole time, im up there going, oh, theres got to be something in here. Somewhere . Oh my throat is parched. Is there a lozenge . Can i get a lozenge in this . Look around. Oh, oh. Senator schumer has three yarmulkes, what . And he goes around. Stephen he found his desk, but he opened it up and it was full of soup. Jon he was he comes around and so everybody is, were all laughing. He comes around to the final desk. He opens it up, and i swear to you, he reaches in and he pulls out a hard candy. And in that moment, i thought to myself, god bless america. Wonderful. It was a wonderful thing. Stephen im wondering if you wouldnt mind playing us out tonight. Jon you dont have to ask me twice. Stephen new episodes of the problem with jon stewart are available on apple tv . 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Climbing the down escalator to the frigid bardo up, up, up, up, up, up rise kidnap yourself dont call the fuzz just counting the bills youve got fives, tens, twenties, fifties hundreds, hundreds, hundreds, hundreds yeah, i need a new body i need a new body i need a bit of shape and a tone yeah, i need a new body i need a new body i cant shake sleeping alone i have been misplaced i have been mislaid like a covetous dog that you just cant leave in your home yeah, i need a new love and i need a new body i cant stay out too long yeah, my hands have gone numb pana sonic pana sonic pana sonic just give us what we want pana sonic pana sonic pana sonic i never retry it the constant and the defense has drained us with their expense its endless yeah, i try not to hide it, i try not to buy it but you just cant sit on the fence its true and so this is the end or near to the end lets say goodbye to a beautiful friend staggered and blind on the rack, on the mend close the eyes of a beautiful friend yeah, i need a new love and i need a new body to push away the end to the water we send you dim that light in your eyes coming out of your eyes people can see it as it pierces the veil the pink ones at night when it gets too much otherwise, too much noise if you look up block out the periphery the earth and trees surround you framing your escape into the sky into the stars leaving the ground you feel your feet let go the air a bit cooler now thinner in the lungs cleaner in the mouth and you know what they say dont look down dont look down but they also always say selfish, by the bed dont go to the light dont go to the light dont go to the light dont go to the light well, go into the light go into the light go into the light go into the light [cheers and applause] stephen thank you, james. You can catch them at their 20night brooklyn residency which kicks off friday lcd soundsystem, everybody. Thats it for the late show. Good night, everyb