Whats happening . potusgeist. Leaving this winter . What a baby. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, potus cant copus. Plus, stephen welcomes Michael Moore and musical guest Sara Bareilles with a special appearance by steve carell featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody welcome to a late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. Im so glad youre here, and you and you and you, my friends, for this special night, because believe it or not, this is our thousandth episode 1,000 i wish i could be together with the whole staff right now. Theyve done such an extraordinary job. The writers, staff, editors, producers, postproduction, the amazing crew, my editorial staff, the lawyers oh, the lawyers we planned a big balloon drop, which. I assume is happening right now in the theater . Its happening. I dont know, you could lie to me, because were not allowed in. Someone should really check on my petting zoo down there. I havent fed the animals in about eight months. Im a big star. I have a petting zoo. Of course, while were celebrating 1,000, we wont know the real number of shows till theyve done the complete hand recount in georgia. Speaking of which, were on day six of the current president not admitting hes the soontobeex president. Ill give you all the deets in my latest installment of im a dicdicdicdictater. Im a dicdicdic the road from the white house stephen those are the actual lyrics to the song. Heres some interesting factu tainment no matter how much he screams about it, no one believes the president s claims of victory. Not even the president. Because aides say he has no real plan to overturn the results. Same way he defeated covid. In fact, the president is so sure he lost that he is talking privately about running again in 2024. Whaaat . He is going to be so old by then forget descending an escalator. Hell have to make his announcement from a staircase chair lift. I mean, the guy is 74 by 2024, hell be 78 which is. Exactly the right age for a president. Its just a number, joe you go get em, buddy drink that ensure are they a sponsor . Theyve got to be. Its cbs. You kidding . Its all walkin bathtubs around here. Right . laughter according to a Reuters Ipsos factos postelection poll, nearly 80 of americans recognize biden as the winner. Do you know how hard it is to get 80 of americans to agree on anything that isnt smothered in melted cheese . Even worse for the president , and better for democracy, only 3 said he won, compared to 5 who say they do not know who won. So its official president doofus troofus has just slightly less support than i dunno. 3 believe he won. Whats the margin of error for that poll . 5 . Stephen it is possible only negative 2 of americans believe he won. Of course, that negative 2 would be eric and donald. Apparently, joe biden has yet to receive a president ial daily briefing, and its unclear whether his team will have access to classified information. Well, sure, if biden wants access to classified National Security intel, hes got to go through the proper channels and buy a membership at maralago. But it gets dumber. The state department is preventing biden from accessing messages from foreign leaders, so many of them have reached out to former obamaera diplomats for their assistance on how to send congratulatory messages to bidens team. They sound desperate. In fact, the president of iraq had to resort to edible arrangement. But of all the intransigent people in the white house, the intransigentest might be National Security adviser and man who shops at the sunglass putz, robert obrien. Obrien has told his staff, dont even mention bidens name. Oh, so the president elect is he who must not be named . Hes lord oldemort still seems nice. He still seems nice. Seems like no one around the president has the nerve to tell him he lost. One g. O. P. Source said, its like dealing with a lunatic on the subway. Everyone just kind of sits and stares ahead, pretends they cant hear him, and waits for him to eventually get off. Ive got bad news just because a lunatic on the subway gets off doesnt mean hell leave the train. We cut the music on that one. Okay. Despite clinging to the job desperately, hes not actually doing any of it. The last intelligence briefing on the president s schedule was for october 2. He really should take the briefings because im sure theyre full of valuable information. For instance, he might find out that the u. S. Elected a new president. What has the president been doing with his time instead . Well, he has been watching even more tv than usual in recent weeks. More . How . Did he move the resolute desk to a best buy . The president s allergy to reality is hitting epic new heights, because the white house is still telling federal agencies to proceed with plans for his february budget. Now that is some industrial strength denial. At a certain point, even norman bates was like im starting to think my moms not looking too great. If the president s behavior seems familiar, thats because youve seen it in a failed state near you. Refusing to accept the results of a free and Fair Election are antidemocratic tactics employed by leaders like robert mugabe, nicolas maduro, and slobodan milosevic. Thats right. Weve got our own homegrown slobodon mypillowsbitch. Around the world, autocrats are watching. One expert on Eastern Europe told reporters, the president s refusal to concede would create a new model for likeminded populists in europe. Well, thats convenient timing. Because im pretty sure hes going to start looking for a new model from Eastern Europe. The president might not have a plan, but hes still asking supporters to donate to his official election defense fund. And hes not being subtle about it. On the website, the buttons are dancing for cash. Oh, thats it shake your little moneytaker the buttons real name is ginger, and its just dancing until it can get its masters in marine biology. Champagne rooms extra. And there are perks so ive heard. And there are perks. For a donation of 2,800, you can join the first family circle. Thats got to be so tempting for eric. as eric please let me in, dad ill get the money i just have to sell my beautiful hair. According to the website, at least half of each donation will go to paying off the campaigns debts. One last grift for the road. Before he finally leaves, someone better check under his maga hat for white house silverware. And it gets worse. Reportedly, before any money goes to finance election challenges, a donor would have to give more than 8,000. as eric dad, thats too much i tried to have a garage sale, but no one wanted to buy my garage and im all out of hair i shaved everywhere im like an eel im like an eel im not sure if thats an accurate depiction of eric right now, but emotionally, it seems true. Heres how the scam works. If a donor gives 500, 200 would go to the r. N. C. , while 300 will go to the president s newlyformed save america pac. Not sure what save america pac is going to do with the money, but the president has a lot of debt and their Mailing Address is greasestained paper bag under park bench in dupont circle, make sure you werent followed, u. S. A. No matter what the president does, its pretty clear that the entire first family will not be going quietly several g. O. P. Sources are telling cnn that the president eldest son donald trump jr. , and his girlfriend, kimberley guilfoyle, are right now making moves to expand their influence in the r. N. C. , possibly take it over. Stephen don, jr. And guilfoyle are said to be angry at current r. N. C. Chair Ronna Mcdaniel, seen here right after pushing a barista off a cliff for not adding enough foam, who they view as not having done enough to win a close race. So the president definitely won, but its her fault he didnt . It reminds me of that stirring rock anthem we are the champions my friends and well keep on fighting because we lost stephen perhaps more importantly, according to one adviser, d. J. T. J. And kim have had a great time in politics, and they dont want the ride to end. Don jr just loves being on the road. Or really anywhere there are little white lines. Kim and don are already shaking up the r. N. C. s tactics. At a fundraiser in december, guilfoyle reportedly offered to give a lap dance to the person who donated the most money. Or in other words. The breast is yet to come stephen but jr. s dreams may have been dashed because last night, the president endorsed Ronna Mcdaniel for another term as r. N. C. Chair. Ooh thats got to smart for don jr. On the upside, thats the first time smart and don jr. Have been in a sentence together. Regardless of whats going on in the white house, bidens already putting the wheels in motion. Hes named a Transition Team including people like kiran ahuja, michelle howard, chris lu, pamela melroy, kevin washburn, and geovette washington. Do you have any idea who those people are . Neither do i, and i love it not one of them has an infomercial, or a sports blog, or is related to joe biden. I cant wait to never buy a pillow from any of them yesterday, biden announced his chief of staff. Its veteran democratic advisor and kid who wont let you cheat off his homework but will tutor you for free, ron klain. Klain was bidens chief of staff when he was Vice President , and, according to washington insiders, this hiring is an early signal that biden intends to rely heavily on experience, competence and political agility after this presidency. After four years of getting our dental work done by the ear piercing teen at claires americas ready to try a dentist. Though well still be spitting out plastic rhinestones for years to come. Klain klain, klain, klain went the cabinet dont you dare cut that. Maybe cut that. Well see. Klain has an impressive resume. During the obama administration, he served as the ebola tsar. Yes, remember the deadly ebola pandemic that claimed over 200,000 american lives . No. You dont because it didnt happen thanks to ron the main klain i dont know what to call him yet. Ron is dryklain only thats not it. Well find it. Thats not it because ron the man klan doesnt sound right at all. Well find it or we on the. Klain put a statement about his new position, saying he looks forward to working with the president and Vice President elect to assemble a talented and diverse team to work in the white house, as we tackle their ambitious agenda for change. Mmmm. Yeah. Oh, you sexy, sexy, boring man. No slurs, no lies. He just whips out his bulging binder and makes us randy for the blandy. I cant wait to see your staff, chief. Wve got a great show for you tonight. Michael moore is here. Stick around whoo shake it whoo shake it, ron groans hmph. food grunting menacingly when the food you love doesnt love you back, stay smooth and fight heartburn fast with tums smoothies. Tum tumtum tum tums and save on your favorite. Brands. Plus, take an extra 15 off get cuisinart 10piece set 139. 99. 3050 off cuddl duds bedding. And save on shark plus, get kohls cash. Plus, Free Store Pick up. Give with all your heart. 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Do you have any music in your fingers that might celebrated a thou . Jon da, da da da da da stephen anything else . Stephen jon batiste, everybody thank you, jon jon yes, indeed have a good one. Stephen you, too. My guest tonight is an Academy Awardwinning filmmaker you know from roger and me, bowling for columbine, and fahrenheit 9 11. Please welcome back to a late show, Michael Moore hello, michael, nice to have you back. Hello, stephen. Its great to be back. Stephen how were you feeling . You were one of the few people in 2016 who sent up a signal flare saying, hey, guys, trump could really win this one, prepare yourself for this. Right. Stephen 2020, bidens lead big 5 million votes, look like hes on track to go to 306 in the electoral college. Do you think biden can pull this one out, michael . laughs hes already pulled it out. Yes, we all feel great about that. But what we are on guard for is the fact that trump is, once again, not dealing with reality, and i never take anything for granted when it comes to him, when he can pull off what hes up to, who hes firing, who hes replacing, the head of the Defense Department with a guy that tripped going up the steps to have the pentagon. All of up the steps of the pentagon. I think people are justifiably nerves about getting through these next 69 days or so. Stephen lets concentrate on the positive for a moment. Yes. Stephen youre a proud michigander. Yes. Stephen how do you feel your state, right now bidens lead is ten times larger than what trump won the state by in 2016. How does it feel to see your state flip back . Really good. Stephen let me write that down. Michael moore said really good. Thats very rare. Well, the embarrassment of these last four years, every time i hear michigan being called a red state, to remove the Scarlet Letter last week felt good, i think, amongst many of the people i know in michigan. So, yes, we did something really important as did the people in wisconsin and pennsylvania. Stephen what made the difference, atu think, this time . Well, four years of an Insane Person in the white house, i mean, that had a lot to do with it. And i think, too, the black community was pretty much ignored four years ago, and, remember, these are majority black cities flint, pontiac and 83 counties in michigan, biden won 11 of them, yet won the state by that large margin because up the i75 corridor, all these majority black cities came out in huge numbers for him and the College Towns of ann arbor and east lansing, huge numbers, so the youth vote, black vote, thats what really made the difference this year. Stephen what do people who arent from michigan not understand about this state because, yes, you have this victory by biden there, you have a large urban black population. Tell me about the guys who pretend to be in the army with the camo and say theyre militia and think theyre going to kidnap the governor. Tell me about that michigan. Yeah, i went to high school with them. I know them. Stephen everybody went to high school with them. But whats the motivation . I mean, seriously, though, Terry Nichols with Timothy Mcveigh who blew up the Oklahoma CityFederal Building graduated the same year i did in the high school next to mine where i went to high school. No, so ive known all these guys for a long time. Again, i think theyre just a lot of bluster. They were demonstrating with their guns at the State Capitol this year because they were upset that the gyms and the nail salons were closed, and i was, like, well, good maybe theres progress being made here. But i think that, yes, listen, 70 millionplus people voted for trump so, clearly, we know the country we live in, the problems arent necessarily going to go away. The bigotry, the misogyny and all these things, well still have to work with people and maybe their kids will go to school, theyll read books, and the next generation will be better. Stephen we have to take a quick break but stick around, well be back with more Michael Moore. Windows open, im yelling unity side by side with my community celebrate, lets have a jubilee theyve been there for us lets be there for them where inspiration lines theres athe shelves. An go for giving gifts so thoughtful, youll outdo the elves. If you want a christmas youll always remember, this is the place to spend less, and gift better. T. J. Maxx, marshalls, and homegoods. And ask your doctor about biktarvy. Biktarvy is a complete, onepill, onceaday treatment used for hiv in certain adults. 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For that reason alone, the idea is out, but your question is a good one. Stephen thank you. What if we learned . And i think the thing thats been the fact that we as americans would allow a situation so many situations, actually to exist, whether its taking babies out of their mothers arms, putting them in cages, whether its all the other stuff that we let this go on, it was done in our name, and, you know, its you know, were going to have to answer for this some day because it was done in my name, and my tax dollars paid for it. So i think thats a very i think its going to take a while for us. In a way, i guess we can redeem ourselves with this is our new president and Vice President are going to do things that are going to be there for people. I mean, just before we started, the thing came across that the pope had called joe biden, and they had a conversation, and the biden campaign, they put out a readout of what the conversation said, and in there they talked about biden talked about, to the pope, about how he was going to make america a welcoming place for people, for refugees, for the havenots, and the have nots that we have here are going to have the primary focus because, i mean, this is our second catholic president , so, you know, he stephen thats been overlooked a little bit. Not as much a deal has been made of that. Right. Stephen but as a catholic myself, i was really struck first of all, i know mr. Biden to be a frequent, if not daily, communicant, and he takes his faith seriously and im moved with the conversations ive had with him publicly and privately about his faith, and youve had an open conversation about his religion. Why is that important to you . Because he and you and i, we all went to Catholic School and learned the same lessons. I said to him in this letter, what are the lessons . The lesson is the rich man will have a harder time getting into heaven than a camel getting into the eye of a needle. Blessed are the poor, that we have to take care of those who dont who are the least among us, thats how well be judged. So i said im assuming i said this to him that these are going to be the moral principles of the biden presidency. Im just going to assume that automatically because i do believe hes a man of faith, and i think that is going to serve us really well. For this example, stephen, the fact that he picked Kamala Harris to be his running mate, but aside the fact that trump and pence were right when she is ranked the most liberal senator in the United States senate, so he went to the left when he chose his Vice President. More than that, in the first debate, she went after him. Stephen oh, they butted heads, yeah. And you could see on his face, he didnt know what to say. Later i thought, he has a conscience, theres a little voice in there saying, well, you know, maybe shes got a point. You know, but that was the younger me. And she was throwing shade on the younger self of joe biden. But the fact that not only he forgave that, that he held no grudge, that he just didnt forgive, he put her on the ticket, who would do that . I would like to think i would, but i dont think i would. I dont know if you would. You know, we would like he did that, and i thought, wow, if that is his moral compass, if this is how he is toward people, people who he probably he was probably mad at her that night, but he didnt hold it against her, she had a right to say it, then he picks her to be Vice President. This is such a positive sign for me that we are going to be in the polar opposite era than the four years that we just went through. Stephen i would agree. While the United States still has the same problems it had two weeks ago, at least the position of the president will be occupied by someone who is going to embody some of the principles, religious or not, that we need as a moral example for all of us to get along. Michael, thank you so much for being here. His podcast rumble with Michael Moore is available on apple podcast. The man is Michael Moore, everybody. When we come back, steve carell and i discuss exciting movies we forgot we made together. Stick around. Thanks, michael. What makes a neighbor a neighbor . Is it just proximity . Is two houses down any less of a neighbor than the person next door . Live here, look out for here. Simple. In times of need, neighbors step up for neighbors. We do, too. With a helping hand, and a warm meal. What kind of neighbor would we be if we didnt . Tonight, try pure zzzs all night. Unlike other sleep aids, our extended release melatonin helps you sleep longer. And longer. Zzzquil pure zzzs all night. Fall asleep. Stay asleep. Stephen welcome back, everybody. As you know, due to the pandemic, the release of a lot of big hollywood movies have been delayed. In fact, we even had to delay the release of a segment i shot six months ago about the delayed release of big hollywood movies. Thankfully, i can finally show it to you now. Heres a conversation i had a few months ago with my dear old friend steve carell. Were here with our friend steve carell. Steve, thanks so much for being here tonight. Yeah, whatever. Stephen okay. You know, steve, you always have so many projects going at the same time, such a busy man, but, you know, unfortunately, so many projects are being delayed right now, and even films that are shot arent being released because there are no theaters open. Yeah, its a tricky situation. Stephen well said. Now, you and i laughs stephen i realize i didnt ask you a question i just left a space in the sentence for you to fill in. So i dont blame you for being slightly taciturn in your response. Thats on me. Thats on me. laughs but you know what, i think im playing the character of, hey, im going to be the guest whos not going to help him out. laughter stephen now, heres the thing, all these movies are being pushed, you know, and theyre not being released, and some people may never see these movies, they may never be released, including all the movies you and i made in the last year. And we have a lot. Stephen so many i forgot a, i forgot that we made them. I know, but they were fun to work on with you. Stephen i remember enjoying doing them, but i dont remember what they were, what they were called, who we played or what the plot was. Yeah, its all a blur. Stephen thankfully, my Graphics Department made up posters for all these movies that neither you nor i can remember and well try to remember the movies now by looking at the posters now. Are you prepared to do this . Yeah, this will be a nice trip down memory lane. Stephen well, good, because this is maybe coming soon. Welcome to maybe coming soon where steve and i will look at movie posters from movies we made that we cant remember and try to remember. Jim, lets take a look at the first poster. What have we got here . What did steve and i do . The dracula pill. This drug could unleash your brains potential to be dracula. Oh, my god, i fought so hard for first billing on this. Stephen yeah. Remember, we went back and forth, dracula pill, colbert carell or carellcolbert. Was my name going to be first but lower, and your name was going to be second but higher . And i thank you so much for acquiescing on that. Stephen well, youre welcome, you know. We each gave up something, you know. We each give something. I remember you wanted your name to be in that drippy blood font from the munsters, and i said, no, but im dracula, why would you get the drippy blood font . Yeah, well, you were the title character. Stephen sure, i am. Roger pill. Well, lets just break down the premise itself. As a scientist, i developed this enormous pill that i am going to use as a suppository to turn people into vampires. I meet you at the health club bun way, hello, my name is roger pill. Stephen im on the squat machine. Right, which struck my character stephen as handy. Whats that . Stephen as handy. laughter jim. Oh, that bionic eye. That thing was that thing was the death of me. Stephen a nightmare. How many hours in the makeup chair every day . It was like 16 hours a day of makeup. Theyd actually fold my actual eyeball out to the side so they could find a recess within my eye socket to put that light unit. Stephen why not do it digitally. Well, right. I think that might have been easier on me, but the producers and i was a producer, so i could have said something. Stephen but no one could understand a damn word you were saying over the screaming because it was just horrible to look at, horrible process to look at, and on a certain level, im glad this ones not coming out. Sad. Sad. Yeah. Stephen yep. Laura was great in this, too. Stephen she made marmee. Huh . You were going to say. Stephen marmee. Yes. Stephen jim . Oh, man stephen i am dying for this one to come out. Me, too this one ah this one, i remember really well. Remember . Stephen yes, when okay stephen you go ahead. Stephen no. Please, start. That shark. Stephen that shark. I remember stephen so funny. He smelled so bad laughs you were, like, im going to grab the front of the shark. Im, like, okay, you smell that sharks breath stephen the shark was i mean, bad breath stephen and i was, like, why cant somebody wash this shark before we shoot . Theyre, like, its living in water, its always being washed. Its going to smell, no matter what we do. Stephen oh, gosh and trying to get the shark from albuquerque, new mexico, all the way up to for the stephen for the big concert. For the concert. laughter this whole thing was just a joy. Stephen sometimes youre asked to learn things for a movie or a project, like, you know, keanu reeves had to learn kung fu for the matrix movies. Yeah. Stephen and you and i both had to learn how to tag great white sharks. And ill never forget it. That was fun. Stephen yeah. It was fun. And joseph, who originally taught us how to do it. Stephen yeah. He will be missed. He was a wonderful man. And i stephen you and he really hit it off. The two of you i was a little jealous how the two of you hit it off. I wish we hadnt because then when we lost him, it was that much more painful. I wish i had sort of kept my distance. I do that now. I dont get close to people especially if theyre doing something dangerous. Stephen with sharks . I just stephen im not going to win any friends for saying this, i might get blowback for saying this, but i think he, on a certain level, had it coming. He was asking for it. Mmhmm. Stephen you know, he goes in he goes in to the shark tank, and were, like, take off your lucky ham. Yeah. Stephen hes, like, no. No. Its always its always been good for me before. He cared about that ham too much, and at the expense of his life. Stephen yeah. Dedicated. This movies dedicated to him. Well, that was actually taken off at the end. Stephen really . We didnt well, its so the movies so much fun. Stephen right. And its just the hijinks and its such a farce that we didnt want to end with that because we thought stephen what about just instead of, like, no animals were harmed in the making of this movie, but a lot of people. What about something simple like that . Yeah. Stephen well, steve, a joy. Listen, weve got to ill see you at all these premieres, if any of them come out. I cannot i cant wait for aquarium heist. Stephen might have to. Its a good one. Stephen were being sued by joes family. Just and theyve got a good case. Theyve got a damn good case. Steve, peace, my brother. You, too. Take care. Stephen thank you, steve carell. Well be right back with a performance by Sara Bareilles. Hello hello there he go, my baby never answers in the room steps outside, or puts it on snooze he just do whatever he do ou ee ou ou ee ou hello hello hello hello hello hello shall i put her in snow mode . Nope what about offroad mode . Nah. Sport mode it is. Lets see what this baby can do. Or. We could check out that Farmers Market . No you know what . Ill be in chill mode. button click if anyone needs me. Propilot assist with navilink. Available on the allnew nissan rogue. Sprinting past every leak in our softest, smoothest fabric. Shes confident, protected, her strength respected. Depend. The only thing stronger than us, is you. 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I want more love in the dead of the dark the hard times on broken branches and life lines remember its all a game a grand design that you cant tame open up your eyes and cry then mourn your child your innocence and turn around to face this playground and come with there is enough so ask for more to fill you up nobodys keeping score do you know what you fight for . What you fight for . I want more love there is enough so ask for more to fill you up nobodys keeping score do you know what you fight for . What you fight for . I want more of me more of you more wandering into night skies from the sunrise side view more deep breaths, more exhales more wandering off the road for my story to tell my story to tell my story to tell there is enough there is enough do you know what you fight for . I want more love i want more love do you know what you fight for . What you fight for . I want more love stephen Sara Bareilles, everybody. Well be right back. Youre constantly on the go, on the clock, and on your way. Hang on a second. Whats the rush . Know the speed limit, go the speed limit, and slow the fast down. Go safely, california. Take a quick break,ite, jump on a quick call. Next time you take a quick trip, how about this . Take a second, take your time, and slow the fast down. Go safely, california. Stephen hey, there. Thats it for a late show. James corden is next, everybody, but first, lets say good night with some music from jon batiste and stay human. Captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org captioning sponsored by cbs the late late show, oh, oh the late late show, ooh the late late show, oh, oh the late late show oh, oh