screaming its a late show with stephen colbert. Tonight open states, closed borders plus, stephen welcomes Michael Moore and musical guest Brett Eldredge featuring jon batiste and stay homein. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its stephen colbert. Stephen hey, everybody, welcome to a late show. Im your host come on in. This is my wife. This is my wife, evie. Hello. Stephen is that for me . No, thats water. Stephen i dont want water. Ew comfy . Yeah. Stephen excellent. Anywhere, where was i . We have been out of the ed sullivan theater for how long . Six weeks. I miss it. Being at home with the family is nice. The commute is incredible. But my mailbox doesnt have my name on it in lights 10 feet tall. As frustrating as quarantine is, polls show that 71 percent of americans, and 56 of republicans, say they are more concerned about lifting the coronavirus restrictions too quickly than lifting them too slowly. So, we know its the right thing to do. We just want to know how long were going to have to do it. Well, brace yourself, because in germany, munichs oktoberfest beer fair has been canceled over coronavirus fears. You heard right its april, and theyre canceling oktoberfest. Ill give you one guess what month oktoberfest starts. Its september. Whoever named that beer festival was clearly drunk. Peter, youve been to oktoberfest, right . Yeah. Stephen is it fun . Yeah. Stephen what do you do . Drink beer. Stephen all right. Thats straight from the horses mouth right there. This is the first time oktoberfest has been cancelled since world war ii. Wow, something bad must have happened in germany during world war ii. Keep in mind, germanys one of the countries that managed to keep the pandemic under control, and theyre canceling events in the fall. Im guessing this halloween, the hottest costume will be sexy responsible person who stayed indoors. Speaking of things that were hoping will end soon. President trump. Last night, he tweeted this bombshell at 10 00 p. M. in light of the attack from the invisible enemy, as well as the need to protect the jobs of our Great American citizens, i will be signing an executive order to temporarily suspend immigration into the United States well, i dont necessarily agree with it, but it is probably the safest thing. For the immigrants. Because right now, america is basically a petri dish on the floor of a bus station mens room. But this ban is not going to do anything to stop the spread of the virus or put americans back to work. Its just trump using the virus as an excuse to do what hes always wanted to do anyway. Its like if your house catches fire and you say, honey, its not safe in here. Im going to go buy a set of golf clubs exactly how xenophobic is he being here . Well, even during the height of the 1918 flu pandemic, the United States allowed more than 110,000 immigrants to enter the country. So, donald trump is more xenophobic than woodrow wilson. And wilsons Campaign Slogan was lets punch an italian. I know weve gotten used to it, this shouldnt shock me. But the president of the United States just ordered a Sweeping Change in our immigration policy via tweet. That would be like obama announcing the death of bin laden on tiktok video tonight i can report the United States has conducted an operation. song bye bye bye that killed osama bin laden. Stephen also, the tweet had absolutely no detail on how this immigration ban would work, which caught some Senior Department of Homeland Security officials off guard. Well, thats really not comforting. You dont ever want Homeland Security to say, we were caught off guard. Thats like your Doctor Holding up your chest xray and going, ooo, i did not see that coming. Two lungs. Clearly, trumps tweet is less about information and more about promoting todays press briefing realityshow style. as trump heres a teaser of my new executive order. Am i really going to ban all immigrants . Will i throw wine in Steve Mnuchins face and call him a bitch . Gotta tune in to find out. And to back it up, today, trump tweeted, ive had great ratings my whole life. Theres nothing unusual about that for me. The white house News Conference ratings are through the roofmonday night football, what kind of bragging is that . Everyones ratings are better than monday night football right now. Are you ready for some football stephen no. No one is ready for some football. Last night, trump held his daily scream at the press conference, and he started off with an obvious lie. I cannot tell a lie. Stephen okay. Now the president has been all over the map on how seriously to take the virus, which has led to some Severe Health consequences for his supporters. I interviewed someone who said that his family got sick, they said mainly because the president wasnt taking it seriously. He said, if the president had a mask on, if he was saying we should stay home, then i would have stayed home. Do you feel, or are you concerned that downplaying the virus maybe got some people sick . And a lot of people love trump, right . A lot of people love me. You see them all the time, right . I guess i am here for a reason, you know . To the best of my knowledge, i won, and i think we are going to win again. Stephen as trump a lot of people love me. And sometimes i give them bad advice, but thats why they love me. Im a bad boy, the kind you dont bring home to your mom, because i will definitely give your mom coronavirus. The president has been criticized for twiddling his thumbs during the early stages of the pandemic. But he doesnt remember it that way. People should say i acted very early. I did take it very seriously. You held rallies in february and in march. And there are some i dont know about rallies. I really dont know about rallies. You held a rally in march. In new york. I dont know. Did i hold a rally . Stephen what . He doesnt remember his rallies . Can he teach me how . Then, trump tried to give a shoutout to fema and the work theyve done to fight coronavirus, but his brain done got in the way. Admiral polowczyk and his team at fifa are really, what a job theyve done. Stephen yes, fifa, the International Soccer federation, has done a great job against the coronavirus. Imagine what they could accomplish if they were allowed to use their hands. Some people say we need to flatten the curve. I say we need to bend it like beckham. One reporter asked trump about large corporations cashing in on federal grants promised to small business. Reporter do you think its right that major coporations, major institutions like the ruths chris restaurant chain, like harvard university, apparently got a lot of money under the cares act, money that was supposed to be earmarked for smallbusiness owners. Do you think thats fair . Well, i know one thing. I didnt get any. Thats for sure. I didnt get any. Stephen okay, that really sounds like he got some. Hes like a witness talking to a detective what did i see the night of the murder . Well, i know one thing i never saw me murdering anybody. Nope, definitely not 23 people between now and 1987. Lets just say, digging up my backyard would be a complete waste of your time. Thank you, officer. Now, theres still a nationwide coronavirus test kit shortage, but trump doesnt really see it that way. Not everybody agrees that we have to do that much testing. Were going maximum. You understand there are some people that dont want to do that much testing. But were going maximum. Were going to the outer limits. Stephen okay, sounds kind of vague, but those are actually technical terms. As you can see in the c. D. C. s chart, it goes minimum, maximum, outer limits, big gulp, and butt load. Now, while trump is closing the countrys borders, the governors of georgia, tennessee, and South Carolina say that businesses can reopen soon. For comment, we go now to the scientists who told them that was a good idea. Thank you, gentlemen. Starting on monday, in my home state of South Carolina hi, guys theyre Opening Department stores, Sporting Goods stores and flea markets. Flea markets because theres no more comforting place to shop during a pandemic than a place named for the insect that carried the black plague. Thats why theyre also opening up all locations of bed, bath, leprosy. It really feels like officials arent taking this seriously enough. It explains why South Carolina has changed their motto from while i breathe, i hope to well, i hope im breathing. But the most sweeping reopenings will go into effect in georgia, courtesy of georgia governor and man watching his wife go through his Google Search history, brian kemp. Governor kemp announced that, after just three weeks of safety measures, certain business will be allowed to reopen starting friday, friday, including fitness centers, hair salons, and bowling alleys. Really . Bowling alleys. Im gonna go out on a limb here and say now is not the time for a sport where strangers sticks their fingers inside the same three holes. And we know the outside of the balls arent sanitary, either. One bowling expert was particularly skeptical of governors defying the c. D. C. Guidelines has the whole world gone crazy . Am i the only one who gives a bleep about the rules . stephen Governor Kemp also announced the reopening of the very essential business of tattoo parlors, which is great news for anyone in georgia who hasnt finished their tramp stamp. Weve got a show for you tonight. Ill be talking to mr. Michael moore. But when we come back, meanwhile but when we come back, meanwhile wont you join us . Go first. Pizza, barbeque and jalapeno. 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Hello, jon batiste, somewhere out there in the world. Hey jon hello whats going on . Stephen we were just setting things up here. Jon pete, whats going on with you . Stephen he says hi, wants to know whats going on with you. Stephen i have peter here. I have evie right here. Hello, jon. Jon hey, evie, how are you. We miss you how are you . Jon good, i miss you. I know. Jon its tough but were going to pull through this one. Stephen youre all by yourself, right. Jon im practicing appreciation, you know,. He was what . Stephen hes practicing appreciation. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Im reading sue leicas daily prompts. Her isolation journal stuff is great. Jon that thing is a lifesaver. It gets your mind going in the morning, and it gets you focused. It does. Stephen how can people find it online. Jon you just type isolation journal into google or go to her website. She has a beautiful but complex name. Its a vowel salad. Stephen its the national vowel surplus. Jon exactly. Hey n. Stephen all right, bye, jon. Good seeing you. Jon have a good one. Stephen you, too, stay safe. Yknow, i spend a lot of time at the green grocer of news, meticulously selecting the days finest stories to take home and bake into the farmtotable ratatouille that is my monologue. But sometimes i like to scavenge the back of my freezer for a mini Chicken Pot Pie from 2013, crumble the dregs from a bag of flamin hot cheetos on it, throw it in the oven, and watch it through the window while i gnaw on the black licorice twizzlers i accidentally bought at the premiere of the matrix reloaded to create the midnight snack of news that is my quarantined meanwhile segment quarantinewhile stephen quarantinewhile, not everyone is observing the selfisolation guidelines. For instance, on monday, tom brady was caught breaking tampa lockdown restrictions to work out in a park. Now, yes, its true that we should all be staying home for the good of this country we love, but in fairness, brady is no longer a patriot. And i assume he had to go to the park because brady just moved to tampa to join the buccaneers, and hes currently renting derek jeters house, where theres just nowhere to exercise. Okay, so he doesnt need to be in that park, but ive got to respect tom brady. Even at this late stage of his career, hes still cheating just for the love of it. Quarantinewhile, in maryland cops are urging residents to wear pants when checking their mail though that headline doesnt make it clear if that has anything to do with the pandemic, or just a longrunning problem in maryland. Well, the taneytown, maryland, Police Department have clearly had it, because they posted on their Facebook Page please remember to put pants on before leaving the house to check your mailbox. You know who you are. This is your final warning. That really sounds like its someone very specific who they just cant get through to. Soon the posts will be please stop freeballing it in your driveway, earl. Seriously, helen and the girls keep calling us to do something, but were tired of driving out there to talk to you with your junk spinning in the breeze. My wife liked that joke. laughter quarantinewhile, the American Flag was projected onto the matterhorn in the swiss alps in a show of coronavirus solidarity. Switzerland, thank you. That is a beautiful and moving, but im afraid moon rules apply American Flags on it . American owns it. And we will soon be slapping waterslides on that bad boy and opening up the splatterhorn swissbitchin waterpark and monster truck mountain. But we promise to respect swiss culture by selling deepfried toblerones on a stick. Quarantinewhile, new york mayor bill de blasio says covid is forcing massive cutbacks, and that sanitation pickups will be reduced, and public pools will be closed. Let me get this straight. So there will be tons of garbage and empty swimming pools . Im no city planner, but i think that problem just solved itself. Quarantinewhile, astronaut jessica meir has returned to earth after an 86. 9 millionmile trip that lasted 205 days. And let me be the first to say. That is rough timing, jessica. Its a good thing youre used to pooping into a vaccum, because weve got a bit of a toilet paper situation down here, and you might need to repurpose your dyson. Quarantinewhile, doctors in australia are doing a podcast to keep the public updated on Coronavirus Research and policy. And this week, they tackled an important question can the coronavirus be spread through farts . The answer is critical the answer is critical, darling. Because it could lead to a breakthrough in blaming coronavirus on the dog. Turns out farts are dangerous for the same reason coughing and sneezing are, because flatulence itself is an aerosolgenerating procedure. hence, the old rhyme beans, beans the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you perform an aerosolgenerating procedure. Heres what the good doctor had to say about coronafarts i think that what we should do in terms of social distancing ad being safe is that policy, on the part of the entire australian population, should be that you dont fart close to other people and that you dont fart with your bottom bare. Stephen im hoping thats pretty much always the advice. The doctor elaborated, luckily, we wear a mask, which covers our farts all the time, pants, shorts, dresses, underwear and other garments. Which raises an interesting philosophical question if pants are the mask of the butt, are masks the pants of the face . Anyway, experts recommend that, for safetys sake, please fart into your elbow. Finally, and this has nothing to do with the australian doctors, i need to point out that the new york post, which ran this story, used this as the image to accompany the headline. Now, im not a doctor, but if your farts light up your butthole like a christmas tree, then coronavirus is the least of your worries. Please come on the show. I think people might want to see it. Well be right back with Michael Moore. Every Financial Plan needs a cfp® professional confident Financial Plans, calming Financial Plans, complete Financial Plans. Theyre all possible with a cfp® professional. Find yours at letsmakeaplan. Org. Theyre all possible with a cfp® professional. Say hi. A pandemic has the possibility of bringing us together in ways none of us would have been able to expect. Im so small said the mole. Yes said the boy, but you make a huge difference. Petsmart has everything your pet needs delivered directly to your door. Or save 10 when you buy online and pick up in store. 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Joining me tonight is the Academy Award winner best known for roger and me, bowling for columbine, and fahrenheit 9 11. His new film, which was released today, is planet of the humans. Please welcome, Michael Moore hey, michael. Hey, stephen. Stephen let me ask you as a native michiganneder about the president s tweets. The president tweeted, its time to liberate michigan. What do you think he means by that . And do you feel liberated . Weve been planning our liberation for the last four years. Sadly, michigan voted for trump. So it was a huge embarrassment. And my friends and i, and i think millions of people in michigan weve already got liberation day all set. Its november 3, 2020. The party starts around 8 00 p. M. That night. Stephen i hope so well have a parade. I dont know what were going to do, but its going to be a big liberation day. No, he tweeted that about liberate michigan. And it was right after he tweeted liberate minnesota. And i thought, who wants to liberate minnesota . Stephen they both have ms. He cant tell the difference. He was going to say missouri next, probably. No, listen, its really i mean, its difficult because weve got, in my mind, weve got throw viruses that were dealing with. The obvious one, the coronavirus that were all trying to survive. But the second virus is the trump virus that needs to be eradicated, nonviolently and legally, at the polls. And the third virus is what i call the virus the pretrump virus, the one that we had for many years, long before trump. Its not trump. Its trump didnt fall out of the sky. We had a number of things that we hadnt quite fixed yet in this country. And they were causing us, i think a lot of pain and despair and whatever. And so, if we can get to that third virus, after we get rid of this the coronavirus, the covid19 that we have right now, and if we can remove trump from office in november, then i think that i think a lot of people are those who are fortunate enough to be at home, like i have been. I know some people are watching this saying, what are you talking about fortunate . Im climbing the walls. I know if you have kids its been hard. Its hard work. Im past that point in my life. But i think that i think a lot of people have been thinking about, like, how do we want to live after this pandemic . Because we will stephen and what responsibility do i have for you . Yes. Stephen as my fellow american. Yes, exactly. Right . I mean, thats so right down its as simple as weve been asked to stay inside so that we dont harm anyone else. And its amaze ago. Stephen that is the part that is really hard to understand, the people who and i know its a tiny fraction of the population that is going out there and protesting, but its so hard to understand that those people dont understand that, of course, you can take a risk with your own life. This is a free country. But its not your life that youre risking. Its everyone else. Its the hospital workers. Its the elderly. Its everyone that you came in contact with because you have to act as if that youre carrying the coronavirus. Right. Im in new york city. I have an apartment here that im here when im working here. I live in michigan. I have an apartment there. And you look out the window here, the streets are empty. I mean, im really amazed because you would think of new yorkers, of all people, to tell them to stay inside, and yet, they have. I mean, the majority have. So the ones who havent, i dont eye dont understand it. Just like you. But i think that, that people have been have been willing to sacrifice so that others can live, and especially the Health Care Workers. Mayor de blasio announced today that he wants to have a ticker tape parade for the Health Care Workers and the First Responders when this is all over. And my first my first thought was, let them have the time off that weve kind of had here. The last thing i want you know how long broadway is . To make them walk down broadway after theyve been, you know, working 24 hours a day. Its probably the last thing theyd want to do. But, boy, whatever we pay them, we dont pay them enough. Whatever time off they need, they get it. We have to and i dont mean just them, too. Im talking about the people that have stocked the shelves of the grocery store. Stephen people who have picked up your garbage. The bus driver who is taking the Health Care Workers to the hospital. The reason we have this electricity today, somebody is at coned working. Somebody is at the water plant so i can turn the tap on in my faucet. All the people who are essentially risking their lives so i can have water, so i can you and i can talk over this device, we have to remember all i think i think people are going to i think were going to be different. I think were going to be a different people. Were never going to think that anybody should have to work for 7. 25 an hour. I think thats gone. I saw you a week or so ago, and you said not bernie you said, when you stop now and see all this, the last thing we should ever have a debate about is whether or not everybody should be covered. Whether or not everybody has Health Insurance. Stephen right, because what we discovered is the simple truth, that for me to be safe, you have to be safe, too. Right. Were all in this together. Thats right. Its the golden rule, isnt it . Stephen let me ask you about your governor, governor whitmer. Yes. Stephen shes getting a lot of heat from the republicans right now, because they know shes popular in michigan. Yes. Stephen polls show her response to the coronavirus is more popular than the president s response. And theres a lot of talk she might be joe bidens pick for vice president. What do we need ton about your governor . Well, were very lucky to have her. In the Midterm Election in 2018, we tried to rectify our embarrassment of voting for trump in 2016. So in the offyear election, we threw out all the republicans in the top leadership in lansing, so theyre all democrats now. We have whitmer, who is a woman governor. We have a black lieutenant governor. We have a lesbian attorney general. And we have a single mom who is the secretary of state. Thats our new leadership. And two republican congressmen who represented the whitehouse suburbs of detroit were both tossed out in that election and replaced with democratic women. So, that was a sign of what could happen this year. And she you know, i think everybody was really happy. And to see her sort of take it on the chin from trump, to have him hold up sending materials that people in michigan needed in order to live, to survive, was just the most outrageous outrageous thing. And i think to answer your question about her being a possible running mate for joe biden, i can just answer that by saying what she has said and what i know the people of michigan feel. She cant leave right now. We we if weve learned anything from the leadership in d. C. , we need leadership in michigan and in all the states. The governors are the ones that are probably going to pull us out of this. And she cant go anywhere. Stephen michael, we have to a little bit of a break. But please dont go anywhere anybody. Well be right back with more mr. Michael moore. The times right shake your body when you feel like love alright, alright, alright, alright, alright shake wthe Natural Light is amazing. Hardwood floors. 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So when someone asks you, wheres your bank . You can tell them heres my bank. Or heres my bank. Or, heres my bank. Because if you download and use the chase mobile app, your bank is virtually any place. Visit chase. Com mobile. Stephen hey, everybody. Were back here with documentary super star, Michael Moore. Youre the executive producer of a new documentary planet of the humans. Which was a surprise release today. Yes. Stephen what is it . Its a film ive been working on with my good friend and coproducer for a number of years, actually. His name is jeff gibbs. And we have been we finished it some time back last summer, or the fall. And then weve been in postproduction when this happened. So weve been finishing it during the time of the pandemic here. And i said, why dont we just why dont we release this . Lets not wait. We dont know when the theaters are going to reopen. Stephen what is it about . Tomorrow is the 50th anniversary of earth day. Stephen sure. And you have to ask yourself, after 50 years, since that first earth day, is the world is the earth, the planet, in great shape . No. Its in worse shape. We already know that. Parts per millon of carbon in the atmosphere, weve gone past 350. Its at 410 now. And we were told, as weve been told by the scientists, you cant come back from that. You cant its too late in that sense. Well, i refuse to accept that its too late. So jeff and i and our friend ozzie, we have been making this film to say that maybe the road weve been on in trying to fix our environment, while well intentioned, has not been the right road because were so far gone at this point not just with climate change, but a whole bunch of other things that we are not going to be able to solar panel and windmill our way out of this. We need a serious new direction. So the film deals with this and shows ways that we need to be thinking about this, and, of course, i think a lot of us are hoping that the younger generation, greta and the others, will are very active and very assertive right now, demanding that our generation which has handed them this earth which is not better. Its worse. Its much worse. We need to fix that and change that and get on a different road. And thats really what the film shows you. So its not really its not depressing. It actually says, treat this time right now with this this epidemic, this pandemic that we have. This is like a coming attraction, a trailer given to us from Mother Nature that if we were shocked by this, and our bodies dont even know still we dont even know what this is yet. We dont know how were going to eradicate it. We have ideas, but we dont really know. What nature is going to do to us if you think we think, oh, its more fires in california, more floods down south. No. No. There are things that nature look, natures given us this warning. Its putting us right now in our timeout room. And we should be using this time to think, when we come out of this, how were going to treat this planet, how were going to treat nature. And if we dont do that, whatever this is that were going through now, almost 500 people died in new york yesterday. 500. Stephen i see the parallels, actually, because denialism exists in both of them. The same people who deny that the coronavirus is actually a crisis, for so long leading up to the moment when it was undeniable, are the same people who are denying that Climate Crisis exists. This will look minor league compared to what the Climate Crisis and the other things are going to do to us in the future. And not the faroff future, the near future. I used to think that, like, you and i and others of this age are, you know, okay, maybe well escape it. But, sadly, our children and our grandchildren are going to have to deal with the calamity, with the collapse. Im not so sure anymore, now, stephen, that you and i arent also going to have to deal with this. Everybody is going to have to deal with this. This film is a wakeup call. Its a siren call, to offer all of us to get involved. And dont let this go by. And you can i fut on youtube today. We dont want to make any money to. Its all free. We didnt want to wait to put it in theaters. We want people to watch it now. You just go to my channel on youtube, Michael Moore whatever it is and planet of the humans is the film. Stephen michael, weve got to go here, but before we do, i want to say happy birthday. I know that your birthday is on thursday. Do you have any plans to celebrate . Oh, yeah no, no i have no plans. I will i will concoct some sort of celebration here for myself. Actually, i was just listening to some itunes here, just before we went on, and this song came on. And i thought, you know, maybe what i started to do last year was on mying about the, ive told everybody i dont want gifts. On my birthday, from now on, i want to give gifts to my friends and family. And so i was just listening to this song, and i thought, okay, ive never done this before on your show. Im not a professional. But its its its by this folk singer, marychapin carpenter. Stephen sure, i know it. Its a song and its a prayer. And because ive sort of painted some bleak views of where were at and the future were going to have to correct and deal with, i id like to leave id like to try this a cappella. I dont have a band. Stephen this is an exclusive. Take us out, michael. I know. And if its awful, please cut it out. Stephen i guarantee you, we will, if it is. But i bet it wont be. Go for it. All right. Its a song called why shouldnt we . And it talks about we believe in things that we cant see. We believe in things that used to be. We believe in things that were told cant be. But why shouldnt we . And the chorus that closes the song goes like this come on, darlin let your spirits rise come on, children open up your eyes god is all around buddhas at the gate allah hears our prayers its not too late. Why shouldnt we thanks, stephen. Thats for you and your family and everybody watching tonight. Dont sink in your despair. We will come out of this. Stephen thank you, michael. Planet of the humans is available now on youtube. Michael moore, everybody. Well be right back with a performance by Country Music star Brett Eldredge. Chicago ok, s i thought i was managin. My moderate to severe Crohns Disease. Yes until i realized something was missing. Me. You ok, sis . My symptoms kept me from being there for my sisters. Flight boarding for flight 2007 to chicago. So i talked to my doctor and learned. Humira is for people who still have symptoms of Crohns Disease after trying other medications. And the majority of people on humira saw significant symptom relief. 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Present whistling uhoh uhoh uhoh no, no, no, no im always walking to the same old place just in case i see your face i may be acting crazy now its getting late they took my heart away but ill be okay, cause in my dream world im still your dream girl ooh, im still your dream girl ooh hold on one second. Sure. Okay. Okay safe drivers save 40 guys guys check it out. Safe drivers save 40 safe drivers save 40 safe drivers save 40 thats safe drivers save 40 . It is, thats safe drivers save 40 . Hes right there. Its him hes here. Hes right here. Hi hi. Hey thats totally him. Its him thats totally the guy. Safe drivers do save 40 . Click or call for a quote today. That could mean an increase byin energy bills. Safe drivers do save 40 . You can save by setting your heat to 68 or lower. Unplugging and turning off devices when not in use. Or just letting the sun light your home. Stay well and keep it golden. Stephen welcome back, everybody. Performing his new single gabrielle off of his forthcoming album sunday drive, from his backyard in nashville, ladies and gentlemen, Brett Eldredge one, two, three. I was caught up in your brown eyes lookin up at the blue skies really made me realize they dont make em quite like you cinnamon skin in the sunshine stopped time in the moonlight really made me feel like like i could fall for you then one day you were just gone and ive been wonderin for so long oh, was it your heart or mine . Was it just the wrong time, gabrielle . We never got very far but, girl, wherever you are i wish you well gabrielle you were pickin flowers on a side road leanin back on a fence post couldnt help but notice you were wantin somethin more i was starin off in the distance blinked twice and i missed it can we just rewind it like it was before . And i woke up and you were gone and ive been wonderin for so long oh, was it your heart or mine . Was it just the wrong time, gabrielle . We never got very far but, girl, wherever you are i wish you well oh, gabrielle oh and the miles, they fly by until you land back home again and do you ever wonder what we might have been . I can still see ya standin there sun shinin behind your dress your silhouette mmh, so perfect take me back there take me back there oh, was it your heart or mine . Was it just the wrong time, gabrielle . We never got very far but, girl, wherever you are i wish you well oh, gabrielle oh, gabrielle oh, was it just the wrong time . Oh, Gabrielle Stephen thank you, brett well be right back. Stephen thats it for a late show. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be nathan lane and im going to cook with chef jose andres. Now stick around for james corden. Hes talking to joe biden, but first, lets say goodnight with some music from jon batiste. Captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. 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