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This weekend, democrats did something that once seemed unimaginable they counted the votes in a caucus. laughter ill tell you about it in tonights i have a plan for that. A progressive agenda. Donald trumps worst nightmare. Were at each others throats. Made a lot of money. Corn pop was a bad dude. You know who number one is . Trump fury road to the white house. 2020 witness me cheers and applause stephen tonight, back on the fury road. Jon that head butt. Stephen tonight on the vroomvroom shout face, nevada caucus, and its runaway winner vermont senator and ancient john mulaney, Bernie Sanders. Sanders was coming off slim popular vote victories in iowa and New Hampshire, but bernie won nevada with 46 of the vote, including a Diverse Coalition of immigrants, college students, latina mothers, younger black voters, white liberals and even some moderates. And because it was nevada, he also picked up votes from blackjack dealers, cirque du soleil, and that guy sitting alone at the prime rib buffet muttering how am i gonna tell marjorie . laughter bernie celebrated his nevada win by contrasting his movement with trumps. They think they are going to win this election by dividing our people up based on the color of their skin or where they were born or their religion or their sexual orientation. We are going to win because we are doing exactly the opposite. Stephen as bernie what im saying is multiracial, multigenerational orgy at my place cheers and applause i promise, you will feel the bern. cheering laughter and the bern will feel you laughter the nevada results were also a boost for the flagging campaign of joe biden, who came in second with 20 of the vote, and told supporters that joementum is back you put me in a position you know, the press is ready to declare people dead quickly, but were alive and were coming back and were going to win. Stephen bragging that youre alive may not be the most stirring campaign rallying cry. Folks, were breathing on our own. The tubes are out, the pants are on, and this morning, i ate a whole thing of applesauce now spongebathe me and roll me laughter cheers and applause now spongebathe me and roll me towards South Carolina here we go laughter all right, wrong way, lets go, guys. Come on thank you. A lot of moderate democrats are concerned about having a democratic socialist at the top of the ticket. Last night, 60 minutes aired an interview with bernie and he didnt do much to put his critics at ease. Were very opposed to the authoritarian nature of cuba, but, you know, its unfair to simply say everything is bad. You know . When fidel castro came into office, you know what he did . He had a massive literacy program. Is that a bad thing . Even though fidel castro did it . Stephen what, no bernie are you trying to kill everyone at msnbc . You sound like Fidel Castros mom. Now i know fidel did a lot of murder, but look at this macaroni picture he made in the third grade. These little rotini down here are the graves of his enemies. laughter wrif riff but bernie did try an odd pivot when asked about the central platform of his campaign. A lot of voters are voting for candidates who arent calling for medicare for all, who arent calling for a revolution. Is everybody really wanting a revolution like that . Yeah, lets go easy on the word rev political revolution, you know . Were were trying to follow youre the one whos using the word. Well, but, you know i dont want people to overstate. Stephen what . raff laugh now you dont want us to overstate the word revolution . Thats your whole brand. This is like nike suddenly changing their slogan to just dont overdo it. laughter applause ye jon yeah, just do it just slightly. Just a little bit oh, just a little bit stephen at one point bernie got a little sassy. One of the critics of you in the senate, joe biden, has said that you never got anything done. Amy klobuchar has been are you getting mad . Im not mad. Just silently hissing, thats all. laughter stephen i know bernie had a heart attack, but is he also deflating . as bernie the top 1 of the sssssss somebody get my pump pump me up somebody laughter cheers and applause jon pump it up laughter piano riff oh, yeah, good buddy. Stephen while the democrats battle it out back home, trump is abroad in india. Here he is giving Prime MinisterNarendra Modi the traditional american greeting of sliding your hand inside someones clothes. laughter as trump weve only known each other a short while, but i think were ready for under the vest stuff. laughter trumps first stop was at the home of mahatma gandhi, where he got the chance to spin a replica of the wheel that gandhi used to make his own clothes. Thats lovely. Now he knows what it feels like to work in one of ivankas factories. cheers and applause piano riff jon putting it out there, huh . Thank you. Stephen the days big event was a giant political rally for the president called namaste trump. Which i really hope means he had to publicly do yoga. as trump first, i go downward, like a dog now, a sun salutation hi, eric a laughter namaste trump was modis way of thanking trump for a rally in september, when trump joined the Prime Minister in texas for an event called howdy modi laughter which went a lot better than trumps event with the chinese president , thats what xi said. Aplaughter piano riff trump opened his speech like this today india welcomes us at the Worlds Largest cricket stadium right here in ahmedabad cheering it is a profound honor to be the beautiful new stadium. Stephen yes, he just said, it is a profound honor to be the beautiful new stadium. laughter he used to just put his name on buildings. Now he wants to be them. laughter cheers and applause its a stroker. Its a chin stroker. Of course, because he was in india, trump had to prove that english isnt the only language he struggles with namaste. The pride of gujarat. Some of the worlds greatest cricket players from sue chin tendlekur. As the great religious teacher Swami Vivekananda once said laughter stephen yes, swami vivaykunundunde once said, that is not even close to how you pronounce my name. Later in the day, trump visited the taj mahal, which was the model for one of trumps infamous failed Atlantic City casinos. as trump in honor of the taj mahal, id like to offer this traditional hindu prayer. Luck be a lady tonight luck if youve ever been a lady to begin with laughter piano riff cheers and applause there is one challenge for trump in india because modi is a devoted vegetarian and plans to serve vegetarian food to the president. Oh, my god. Were going to war with india. laughter you know i love talking sports, its kind of my thing, i talk about it all the time. We edit it out but mostly i talk about sports and today weve got an inspiring story from the world of hockey. In saturday nights n. H. L. Game btween the Carolina Hurricanes and the toronto maple leafs, the two hurricanes goalies got injured. So they called on the zamboni driver to be their emergency goalie, and he won his n. H. L. Debut cheers and applause he won unbelievable do you believe in miracles . applause he won with help from his signature move parking the zamboni in front of the goal. laughter big d. The hockey hero is named david ayres, and hes not just a zamboni driver, hes also an arena maintenance worker. Heres a video from the locker room after the win. cheers and applause thats incredible. Thats so lovely. Thats so nice. They do know he has to clean all that up, right . Weve got a great show for you tonight, and oww. Ow. Oh i pulled my hamstring. I dont think i can finish. Jon oh, no. Dont worry, stephen, i got you stephen its david ayres zamboni hockey hero david ayres, everybody cheers and applause piano riff david david cheers and applause david, ive pulled my hamstring, can you help me out . 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Protects union negotiated plans. And ensures californians can make their own health care choices. Im tom steyer and i approve this message. cheers and applause band playing stephen welcome back. Hi jon wait, that music sounds terrible. Whats going on . Hey, stephen. Jon got hurt so im in now. Stephen what happened, jon . Jon yeah, im allergic to music, and i forgot to take my medicine stephen thanks for filling in, david. Play me over to the next segment. playing terribly thats good. Thank you. Thank you, david all good. Tomorrow the democrats are holding another debate, this one in my home state of South Carolina. cheering the late show will be live after the debate, before theyve even swept up all the billionaire teeth. Because if the last debate is any indication, this thing is going to be a donnybrook. The reigning queen of pain is massachusetts senator and School Principal on karaoke night, elizabeth warren. cheers and applause after New Hampshire and iowa, pundits were ready to bury warren, in fact, in a recent nbc, wall street journal poll warren wasnt included in the question about general election matchups. Its the biggest media snub since the New York Times reported buzz aldrin and friend land on moon. laughter but after her performance in the nevada debate, warrens back on the map thanks to her hammering of former new york city mayor michael bloomberg. laughter bloomberg had not participated in any of the democratic debates. And right off the bat, warren hit him with the bat. Id like to talk about who were running against. A billionaire who calls women fat broads and horsefaced lesbians and no, im not talking about donald trump, im talking about mayor bloomberg. audience reacts stephen oh, thats got to sting. Though, we did know you werent talking about donald trump because you said billionaire. cheers and applause piano riff warren was quoting a book produced by bloombergs employees on his 48th birthday so right after the invention of the printing press. Its called the portable bloomberg. Which coincidentally was his nickname in college. Come on, mike, hop into my pocket. Were going for beers. laughter hes a small man. laughter bloomberg dismissed the quotes in the book as borscht belt jokes. Classic borscht belt humor. You know the old joke take my wife, please. Shes a horsefaced lesbian laughter then warren took bloomberg to the mat for his treatment of women in his company he has gotten some number of women dozens, who knows to sign nondisclosure agreements both for Sexual Harassment and gender discrimination in the workplace. So, mr. Mayor, are you willing to release all of those women from those nondisclosure agreements . We have a very few nondisclosure agreements how many is that . Let me finish. How many is that . None of them accuse me of doing anything other than maybe they didnt like a joke i told. Stephen yeah, he was just joking. Not his fault that they didnt get his borscht belt humor. laughter every comedian knows you have to get nondisclosure agreements when people are hearing your jokes. Everyone in the audience, look under your seats. Youll find an n. D. A. Taped underneath. And people at home, go to colbertlateshow. Com nda, print it and sign it. Otherwise, turn off the tv. applause do not turn off the tv. But one person thought bloombergs debate performance had real potential and by person, i mean his campaign because they released a statement saying it took him just 45 minutes in his first debate in ten years to get his legs on the stage. Yeah, it took him 45 minutes to get his legs because in the first five minutes, warren had torn him limb from limb. applause and she was not done with him. Heres what warren said saturday i want to talk specifically for just a minute at the top about a threat that is coming our way, and its a big threat. Not a tall one, but a big one. Michael bloomberg. audience reacts piano riff stephen wow wow warren is following the words of Michelle Obama when they go low, we also go low, because thats where Mike Bloomberg is. laughter after her debate performance, warrens Campaign Announced they had raised more than 2. 8 million in one day. Wow, you gotta think she going to hit him again tomorrow because hes clearly a pinata full of money. laughter well be right back. cheers and applause band playing dramatic choir music dramatic choir music dramatic choir music its the rush of relaxation. Introducing the allnew lincoln corsair. Shes staying in a rainforest tree house . Thats my dream. You dream big for a man on a plane to omaha. And shes zip lining with little jon . What its lil jon. Even he knows that. Thanks, captain obvious. Youre with big jon. 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We started a Nonprofit Community bank with a simple theory give people a fair deal and real economic power. Invest in the community. In businesses owned by women and people of color. In affordable housing. The difference between words and actions matters. Thats a lesson politicians in washington could use right now. Im tom steyer, and i approve this message. cheers and applause band playing stephen hey welcome back, everybody cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, my next guest this evening is a former mayor of chicago, u. S. Congressman and white house chief of staff, hes written a new book called the nation city. Please welcome mayor rahm emanuel cheers and applause band playing stephen welcome back. Welcome bac i heeople and like that si tigh ssivda stephen nice to have you back. Thank you. Stephen now, last time you were here, you said, you know, democrats fall in love, they have to fall in love with a candidate. After nevada, is that it . Are we hitched . Are we in love with Bernie Sanders . Are the democrats all in for him . Theyre swooning, a lot of enthusiastic people. cheers and applause no, were not. Weve got a ways to go on this. Stephen but everybodys saying its over. Chris matthews has to be medicated for chris, its covered by blue cross blue shield, so dont worry about that. Stephen are you worried about bernie . Because youre the democratic establishment all in a blue suit there, you are the deocratic establishment, chief of staff, congressman, democratic mayor of chicago. Come on heres the rules i would say, last hundred years, three democrats have won reelection for president franklin roosevelt, president clinton, barack obama. Stephen yeah, yeah. Okay. cheering thats good. Remember, a really really good chief of staff. laughter both ran with the same strategy as did the midterm elections in 2006 and 2018 of an urban suburban metropolitan coalition. Bernie is saying forget that, screw it. Basically, there are about 70 million socialists ready to be awoken to their inner socialist. Saying to your our one through six goal is to get rid of donald trump, is a really big risk to go on a political strategy that has never been tried before. You have two recent memories of both president clinton and president obama who won their election on a single strategy and now were going to throw it away and say we dont need these fickle independent voters, were going to do it on a base turnout. And weve only had three elections, but you havent had a sizable exponentially increased turnout in these primaries, meaning he is not generating the type of support he said would happen. So my view is its too early to say its over, he is the frontrunner, welcome to the n. B. A. If he wins big on super tuesday, has a delegate run, then we have a presumptive nominee, were not there yet. Stephen what do you think happens tomorrow night . Because last week everybody had the knives out for bloomberg, now that bernie is out front this is nuts. Bloomberg is not on the ballot, the frontrunner is tree feet over this way, youre swacking at this guy, and the guy here in violation where is one of the worst Mass Shootings in american history. Bernie sanders is against assault weapon ban and nobody brings the subject up and thats nuts. If you dont know how to bring the subject up, thats political 101. cheers and applause stephen are you here tonight to knee cab Bernie Sanders because youre sweeping a leg here, man. No, heres the thing. You have a president ial contest. You have the u. S. Senate with a good chance to take it. You have the house elections where we have a majority there. You have all the governorships, state houses up. So its not just a president ial. This is a National Election of national import. Stephen why do you think bernie is leading them . Because i think all the opposition is divided. Ten years ago, Steve Stephen i dont know who the steve guy is, but go ahead, yeah. He was my friend the other day. Stephen sure. Go ahead. Ten years ago, if you, in 1992, 1996, if you won a president ial election, in 2008, if you had been third or fourth three times in a row, you would be out. But because of the internet and all the fundraising thats going on, everybody is going to stay around the hoop thinking this is not possible for bernie to be there and you have four or five people still on the field and they should be by this time off the field and then it would go one on one. Stephen who should go first. Not for me to say. Stephen youre already saying it laughter what are the criteria by which someone should leave. Dont name names. In president ial elections, theres only one meddle, theres not gold, silver and bronze. So my view is, if you havent pretty soon get a gold, you have to get off the dance floor. Stephen bernie is about revolution. Obama was about change. Is there not enough change and thats why he thinks we need a revolution . So its interesting you say this. Stephen it usually is. laughter yeah. You do have Home Court Advantage here. Stephen oh, yeah. Ill come on your talk show some day. piano riff i dont want to see that. It will not be its not a Family Friendly talk show. Stephen i know, ive talked to you off camera. laughter heres the way i look at it, there are all these forces that force trump and hes taken over the republican party. The truth is now, i personally believe the politics of reform versus revolution, i believe thats what bill clinton and barack obama represented in the change, that there were forces that, given the iraq war in 2008, they were building. President obama, in the primary against hillary clinton, because of his position on the war, represented a big, big, significant change, and it was what the base of the party at good enough. He lesad, thats bara obama against the war lets go by 2012, Bernie Sanders wanted to primary barack obama, and the left was not happy with his presidency. President obama kept whats happening now, basically ten years back, and its now coming back both through barack obama and through hillary clinton. Stephen so bernie wanted a primary, who stopped that . A lot of democratic leaders. Stephen said dont do that. Because if you look at the history of politics, if you have a primary, youre likely to lose the general election. So it was scuttled. But back in 2012, bernie was talking about primarying the president , because he kept all of that back. Stephen is he a democrat, in your opinion . No, hes a democratic socialist, he says, but in the general election, he will be a socialist by the time trump and the russias are done with it. Stephen do you believe that, by the way, that the russias are helping bernie in order to set him up agasans e russiansre abousion,. Eyucceed ws fight against itself rather than focusing on improving its own. cheers and applause stephen your former white house chief of staff who looks like a president to you . Who up there can you imagine to see . Biden . Heres what i look for i used to say this no president clinton if we knew the First Year First Term what we knew in the first year second term, we would all be geniuses. What i look for, have you failed and have you learned from that . Quick piece of history, in president kennedys terms, he had the bay of pigs and a disaster. He applied a lesson in the cuban missile crisis. Had he not had that failure and updisaster who knows what would have happened in the cuban missile disaster. But the question for the president is do they have the character, judgment and the selfawareness to learn from their mistakes. I think theyve shown that in their career but not shown the political skill in this campaign. 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Everybody, were here with former chicago mayor rahm emanuel. Three mayors are in the 2020 race. Mmhmm. Stephen youve got a new book called the nation city, why mayors are now running the world. Why are mayors on the ascendancy . A couple of things, one, you also have Boris Johnson former mayor of london, Prime Minister of england. When you think about the politics of investing in education and doing things that i think also matter like on transportation, parks, libraries, how you live your life, where you and your wife decide youre going to raise your kids. Public transportation or transportation, education, libraries, parks, safety, all those things, the government that delivers those services are mayors. I think if you look at it today, like in chicago, we created in chicago the star scholarship. You get a b average in high school, we make Community College free. cheers and applause stephen nationally, we dont know that about, necessarily, mayors. But why where they trusted . Because they are low to the ground, they understand what government is. 75 of the americans believe in their local government because they are there with people, they are immediate, they are intimate, they are impactful. The federal government is disinterested, dysfunctional and totally distant from where you live your life. Stephen you were in federal government for many years. Did you break it . The only person that thinks i did that is my mother. Stephen okay. Well, why is the federal government incapable of addressing this problem . Theres chick and structural. On the structural side, the Citizens United by the supreme court, horrible decision on money. Redistricting, where elected officials pick their voters, not voters pick, totally polarizing the political system. There are other processes in the way the primaries are structured. On the economic issues, we basically, when we were investing in people, we were succeeding. People have lost interest because the federal government is no longer giving people education. One of first chapters in there was about the fact that when president obama wanted to create universal prek, he couldnt get it done through congress so he called 200 mayors together and said i need you to do it and now cities across the country are leading the effort in Early Childhood education. cheers and applause and its broken, and one of the reasons is, you know, Ronald Reagan started this out, which is he wanted to, through the tax cuts, starve what he called the beast, the government. And we stopped investing in our people, and cutting off the resources from a government the most important thing is to invest in our people so everybody has a chance at success. And one of the things that we have lost focus on is the ability of the federal government to make key investments in our country, in the people of our country, so everybody not guaranteed success but guaranteed a shot at success. So a number of mayors take louisville, denver, boston, san francisco, chicago, we have all created Early Childhood education and, also, access to Higher Education free, so weve gone from a k to 12 to prek to college. Stephen why cant the cities afford that when the federal government says it cant . Because the federal government is an Aircraft Carrier and pays Social Security and medicare. Its not making the type of investment with a progressive tax to have the resources to invest. And mayors not only are getting this done, let me also take, i think, on a really serious issue wich is weaving in a time that is called the despair of death, where alcoholism, suicide, opiate addiction is ravaging our neighborhoods and communities. Only mayors have the ability to get reridges institutions, people of faith, community groups, notforprofits together to give people a sense of belonging and believing again in themselves. And this is real crisis in the soul of america. And mayors have that capacity to weave that. You cant do it out in washington. You have to be with the people, understand how to give them a sense, once again, and mayors are succeeding in actually tackling the issue, not just on the economic side, but the one that i think is tearing at the soul of this great country, where were losing our fellow citizens to their despair and their alienation, and mayors can weave that leadership, bring people together and also give them a sense not onlyt that they belong but they can believe again in themselves, and if you can do that, i would just say to russia and china, watch out, america is coming for you. cheers and applause stephen the nation city is available tomorrow. Rahm emanuel, everybody well be right back with a performance by Hailee Steinfeld. cheers and applause band playing hi guys. This is the chevy silverado, with the worlds first invisible trailer. Invisible trailer . And its not the trailer right next to us . This guy . 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Stephen performing her new single, wrong direction, please welcome, Hailee Steinfeld cheers and applause i dont hate you no, i couldnt if i wanted to i just hate all the hurt that you put me throu d th i b myself for letting you did you know i already knew couldnt even see you through the smoke lookin back, i probably should have known but i just wanted to believe that you were out sleepin alone love me with your worst intentions didnt even stop to question every time you burned me down dont know how for a moment it felt like heaven love me with your worst intentions painted us a happy ending every time you burned me down dont know how for a moment it felt like heaven and its so gutwrenchin fallin in the wrong direction on my tiptoes but i still couldnt reach your ego guess i was crazy toboin dont know what i was thinkin til now everyone thinks that your somebody else you even convinced yourself couldnt even see you through the smoke lookin back i probably should have known but i just wanted to believe that you were out sleepin alone love me with your worst intentions didnt even stop to question every time you burned me down dont know how for a moment it felt like heaven love me with your and its so gutwrenchin ooh, ooh fallin in the wrong direction ooh, ooh how did you sweep me right off my feet baby, i cant keep falling in the wrong direction how did you sweep me right off my feet right off my feet couldnt even see you through the smoke lookin back i probably should have known but i just wanted to believe that you were out sleepin alone love me with your worst intentions didnt even stop to question every time you burned me down dont know how it felt like heaven love me with your worst intentions painted us a happy ending, ooh every time you burned me down, me down dont know how for a moment it felt like heaven and its so gutwrenchin fallin in the wrong direction cheers and applause stephen Hailee Steinfeld, everybody well be right back. Vo a Problem Solver for president. Thats Mike Bloomberg. A middle class kid who built a Global Company from scratch. Mayor of new york, rebuilding the city after the 911 terrorist attack, creating 450,000 jobs. Running for president and on a roll. Workable plans to deliver on Better Health care. Affordable college. Job creation. Common sense plans to beat trump, fix the chaos in washington, and get things done. Mike im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. Fisnt just about polar bears. Were fighting for our lives, were fighting for clean air and clean water. Thats why i wrote the law to send billions from polluters to communities suffering the most. And only one candidate for president was with us back then, tom steyer. And hes still fighting for us, pledging to make clean air and clean water a right for everyone, regardless of your zip code. Thats the truth. Thats tom steyer. Im tom steyer and i approve this message. [ fastpaced drumming ] stephen thats it for the late show. Tune in tomorrow when we are live following the debate with Chris Christie and musical guest, nathaniel rateliff. Now stick around for james corden. Good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org play an instrument, david . No. terrible piano playing laughter Stephen Davids going to be at cafe carlisle this weekend. laughter are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry where it is you come from itll be all right its the late late show