About the strike have been lies . 80 are dishonest, and i mean really dishonest. Stephen so, why didnt you Tell Congress about the strike . Can you imagine . They want us to call up and speak to crooked corrupt politician adam schiff. Oh, adam, we have somebody that we have been trying to get for a long time stephen oooh, oooh, oooh i love improv let me be schiff. Hello, this is adam schiff. What do you want now, mr. President . Could we meet . Stephen meet . Lets see hmm, today is not good. Im pretending to talk to the president. Lets do it in a couple of days. Stephen now pretend im lou dobbs and i say, lou, heres the problem stephen is the problem that youre president of the United States and youre getting advice from lou dobbs . laughter shifting gears. The Oscar Nominations came out this morning, sir. Can you believe that beyonce was snubbed for best original song . I just have such respect for the queen, i dont think this should be happening to her. laughter stephen yeah. Back to the middle east. You campaigned on bringing the troops home, but now youre sending more troops to saudi arabia . Theyre paying us. Stephen well, that makes it sound like youre renting out our troops like mercenaries. Thats awful. Why would you do that . Beautiful green cash. Stephen okay, that seems like you. Moving on. Youre in the middle of being impeached, sir. How would other leaders handle that pressure . Theyd fold up like an umbrella. Stephen sir, do you know how to use an umbrella . Because this footage is pretty damning. laughter they made that story up. Stephen mr. President , thank you for joining me. Im so glad you keep agreeing to these fake interviews. Death to america. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, drama queen plus, stephen welcomes Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski. And a performance from tina si and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen hello thank you, please have a seat, everybody welcome. Welcome, one and all, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause the world is still on edge over escalating tensions between rival foreign powers that could at any moment erupt into a fullblown war. And everyone is asking the same harrowing question can harry and meghan really leave the royal family . laughter jon can they leave stephen bringing you up to speed, last week, prince harry and duchess meghan dropped the banger and mash that they would step back as senior royals and work to become financially independent. But like many millennials who move out, theyll stay on the queens Verizon Family plan. laughter piano riff and Health Insurance too, probably. The palace was shocked, shocked and so today, the queen held a royal family summit to work out a future for prince harry and meghan. The queen put out this statement my family and i are entirely supportive of harry and meghans desire to create a new life as a young family. We respect and understand their wish to live a more independent life. Thats lovely. Its way nicer than the statements that came out of royal summits in the old days im starting a new religion so i can get divorced and kill my next wife. laughter jon whoa, whoa. Stephen yes, start a young family. Jon thats what they were doing . Oh, no. Stephen not good. piano riff in other international news, the Trump Administration still hasnt settled on one legal justification for bombing iranian general, qasem soleimani. One official grasping at straws is secretary of state and one man barbershop quartet, mike pompeo. laughter the administrations official explanation is that the strike occurred to thwart an imminent attack, but on thursday, pompeo had trouble narrowing that down. There is no doubt that there were a series of imminent attacks that were being plotted by qasem soleimani. And we dont know precisely when and we dont know precisely where, but it was real. laughter stephen as pompeo hello, 911 . Hello im being robbed i dont know precisely when, and i dont know precisely where, but i do have the address of a guy i want you to kill. This this is real hello hello hello piano riff applause even republicans were concerned about the vagueness of the justifications, so on friday the president went on the fox news to clear things up . Dont the American People have a right to know what specifically was targeted without revealing methods and sources . Well, i dont think so, but we will tell you that probably it was going to be the embassy in baghdad. I can reveal that i believe it would have been four embassies. Stephen he believes it would have been four embassies. Do we really want to live in a country where we bomb people because of what donald trump believes . Were talking about a guy who believes that windmills cause cancer. So, run for your lives, holland hes coming laughter now, on sunday cheers and applause get on your wooden shoes jon come on stephen stick your finger in the dike on sunday, defense secretary mark esper did his best and it wasnt good. Can you clarify though, was the specific threat that the president shared with fox news about four u. S. Embassies being under threat, also shared with congress . Why was there a difference . What the president said was he believed that it probably and could have been attacks against additional embassies. I shared that view. That sounds more like an assessment than a specific tangible threat with a a decisive piece of intelligence. Well, the president didnt say there was a tangible he didnt cite a specific piece of evidence. What he says is he probably he believed, could have been are you saying there wasnt one . I didnt see one with regard to the four embassies. Stephen wow. audience reacts the Trump Administration, theyre like the couple who didnt coordinate their lie before leaving the party. Welp, weve gotta head out. The babysitter called. Whats that . My wife said its because four embassies are under threat . Yes. It was that. They are threatened by the babysitter. Shes a maniac. Uh, keep the tupperware. Bye. This morning applause piano riff this morning, trump took to twitter to say he and esper are on the same page. The Fake News Media and their democrat partners are working hard to determine whether or not the future attack by terrorist soleimani was eminent or not. Now, you may have noticed trump used the wrong word there. Eminent, which means, famous and respected within a particular sphere. Ill use it in a sentence donald trump is the most eminent example of a man who doesnt know how to spell imminent. But, how cheers and applause just how eminent the threat was may not matter because this morning, we found out that trump iz soleimani seven months ago. So, we killed him on layaway . laughter is it an installment plan . as trump well kill him a little bit every month. laughter or does trump just have piles of authorizations lying around for things he wants to do and cant justify yet . as trump this one is to blow up rosie odonnell, and this one is to make tube tops mandatory. laughter over the weekend, iran finally admitted to accidentally shooting down a ukrainian passenger jet. In protest, iranians have taken to the streets to express their outrage at both the downing and the lying about it. To support the protesters, trump tweeted in both english and farsi, to the leaders of iran do not kill your protesters. Thousands have already been killed or imprisoned by you, and the world is watching. More importantly, the u. S. A. Is watching. Turn your internet back on and let reporters roam free as trump its so true, reporters deserve to be treated with respect, whether theyre from the failing New York Times or the fake news cnn, they should be allowed to roam free, give them a 30 minute head start and let don, jr. Hunt them. applause now, democrats don, jr. Democrats have been critical of trumps failure to provide evidence of an imminent attack, so, in response, the president retweeted this photoshop of Chuck Schumer and nancy pelosi in a turban and hijab with the caption, the corrupted dems trying their best to come to the ayatollahs rescue. That tweet is lazy, wrapped in dishonest, stuffed inside racist. Its, uh, its a trumpducken. laughter of course, trumps as anxious as the rest of us to find out wholl be the democratic nominee hes got his Photoshop Team standing by with a turban. And ill tell you the latest in tonights firstever installment of a progressive agenda. I dont know about you, but im having a good time. Its crazy fury road to the white house. 2020 cheers and applause stephen beautiful. Beautiful. Oh, i know. Oh, i know. Today we got some news from new jersey senator cory booker, seen here getting picked last for kickball. laughter this morning, booker shared this video. Ours is the story of the faith we have had in one another. We know beating donald trump is the floor, it is not the ceiling. It gets us out of a valley; it does not get us to the mountaintop. Stephen that is some inspiring rhetoric. You know what . We need to stop ignoring cory booker and get behind im sorry, theres more . We need all democrats together to call to this country to stand together, to work together, to rise together today im suspending my campaign stephen we need to stand together, work together, rise together, sit back down together, and quit alone. laughter bookers departure made a mark on one elderly white voter really big breaking news kidding booker who was in zero polling territory just dropped out of the democrat president ial primary race. Now i can rest easy tonight. I was sooo concerned that i would someday have to go head to head with him booing you know what . Thats a jerky thing to say. Trumps just jealous because cory booker did something trump could never do admit hes bald. laughter now, booker cheers and applause piano riff bont the ly democra to end his cpaign. Because on friday, Marianne Williamson dropped out of the 2020 race. Or did she in fact drop in to a different race in a parallel dimension . laughter williamson dropping out comes as laughter this comes as quite a blow to her probable running mate wind chimes. laughter piano riff so the democratic field has narrowed. Lets say goodbye, first, to Marianne Williamson. chmimes and a fond farewell to new jerseys cory booker. honking looks like hes caught on the turnpike. You should have left for the airport an hour ago, cory youre so screwed now. Oh, hes never going to get there get off laughter the candidates applause no. No. No. No. The candidates who are still in the race will be fighting it out tomorrow at the democratic debate, and we will be on the air right afterwards, live. Tune in to watch me stay up past my bedtime, and try not to swear. cheers and applause the debate is in iowa, where Bernie Sanders is enjoying a late surge. 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I led a complex, diverse city through 911 and i have common sense plans to move america away from chaos to progress im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody welcome back ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen, you know my first guests tonight as the cohosts of morning joe on msnbc. Please welcome back to the late show, Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski cheers and applause band playing stephen weome back. Weve not had you guys here for a year and a half. Its been too long. Stephen its been too long. What have you been doing . Whats been going on in the world . Not much stephen impeachment looms. Yes. Stephen impeachment looms. When shes ready. Stephen when mrs. Pelosi is ready. Yeah. Stephen okay. She said shes going to send it over this week, the articles of impeachment. Do you think that was a smart thing that she did, to hold these back for a while . I dont think shes thinking about that. I think shes doing what she felt she needed to do. It did become apparent that perhaps mr. Bolton might speak which was helpful, and other things might come out. But i dont think shes sitting there listening to us, and strategizing. Stephen im not suspecting that shes asking for, like, our opinion, but it is. A power move, in order to get something that she thinks should happen in the senate, which is a fairer trial. It is, i will give it to you if you have a fair trail, right . Mmhmm. And shes methodical. I thought it was a great move. She actually created space. You know, in soccer, you talk about making space for the players. She actually made space. And, in that space, republicans actually got a little bit nervous. You had bolton, of course, coming out, saying he could testify. The longer that went on, you looked at the polls, it showed more and more americans wanted to hear the testimony. So, now were hearing today, theres a possibility that you may have some republican defectors in the senate actually demanding that they hear cheers and applause stephen that would be great. Yeah. Stephen that would be great. Ill believe it when i see it. Exactly. Right. Stephen joe, you wrote an oped for the washingto post, joe, in december, talking about impeachment and courage. Who needs the courage here . Oh, like, everybody. I mean, i think, every republican. I also think democrats, as far as understanding that what theyre doing is not about 2020. What theyre doing is about history. Its about sending a message to future president s. cheers and applause its about sending a message to future politicians. And, what i found at my very low level in politics, when i was in the house, that when youre not worried about the next election, remarkable things happen. People listen to you. People follow you. When they dont think youre calculating, but youre doing something because you think its the right thing, then they follow. Stephen who is showing courage . Who has shown courage so far . Either one of you. Its a jump ball. Well, you see it coming out at times, but then stephen like a groundhog just poking its head up . They dont really go once a year, for a couple of minutes. You know, but there have been some republicans who will, kind of, go halfway there and then pull back. Its what i dont understand what job is worth selling your political soul for . What job is worth doing . applause what so many of these republicans are aware where you can look at the people who are running in republican primaries, and you can predict what theyre going to do. Its, yeah, its very disappointing. Stephen well, lets talk about iran, and the recent, sort of destabilizing of the region, and the world. A lot of people are nervous all over the place about whats going on there. What does this mean for trump . Well, thats a good question, because i initially thought that this was, you know, one of his major deflections. Which is stephen yeah, perhaps so we wouldnt talk about impeachment . You thought that was one of the things he was doing . You know, weve always wondered how far he would go to distract from what is going on, and nobody seemed to really understand what was the basis for the decision. And there are people saying, well, i didnt really have the information. The secretary of defense did not have any information on the basis for this attack, but trusts the president. I mean, were in crazy town, and its around the world now and its adjusting our entire place in the world. Stephen and evidently this was approved seven months ago, so how imminent could it have been . And talked about at the parties at maralago, like, Something Big is coming, get ready. But well have a party. Stephen i heard about that. You guys have been to mara lago, right . Yes. We have, but stephen whats it like . Nobody told me any state secrets. No. He wasnt president then. So, there were no north korean briefings out on, like, the 19th green. Stephen did you hear secrets of the apprentice, who might win that, or anything . Exactly. Lot of good stuff. A lot of omarosa stuff. laughter but, you know, one of the things that frustrates me is, you hear the common refrain, when is donald trump going to pay for this . When is donald trump going to pay for all the lies . When is he going to pay for the recklessness . The American People have proven, he already has, and he will again. The 2018 election, there was a reason why, in the house, republicans lost by the largest vote landslide in the history of the republic. If you look at the polls cheers and applause stephen thats hopeful. Thats a hopeful idea. That is a hopeful idea. And also, with iran. I mean, yes, perhaps donald trump was cynical, but you look at the polls that have come out . Americans are scared. Theyre nervous about this. Only one in four americans believe that the attack on soleimani makes america a safer place. And the overwhelming majority ot strikeregardless of the fact, i think most americans understand that this was a really, really bad guy. But so was kim jongun. So is assad. There are a lot of really bad guys on earth who stephen well, thats what struck me about it, was that yes, im not arguing whether soleimani was, you know terrible person. Stephen a good person or a bad person. I trust that all the things people say about soleimani are accurate, because theyre coming from all sides. But i sort of am offended that theyre not actually trying to get their lies in order and put a unified face on the lie. Theyre not even trying anymore stephen because what that says to me is, we dont matter, our opinion doesnt matter about what they do, that im insulted as an american. That, you know, as a catholic, i put my dollar in the collection plate, i want to see some gold leaf up on the walls. Exactly stephen as an american, i pay my taxes, and i want my government to put some energy into their lies. If theyre going to lie. applause well, again, they started by saying it was imminent. Then, you could tell, last sunday, when pompeo went on the talk shows he said, well, wait, this was a bad guy, doesnt matter whether it was imminent or not. Then all the trump defenders in the paper and the press all started doing the same thing. And of course, this past sunday, the story changes again, and now we hear they have been talking about it for seven months. So, again, if you believe killing one of the central figures in the middle east over the past 30 years is critical to Americas National security . Okay. Make the argument. Explain to us y. But they havent done that, and thats why this is so dangerous. Its so ad hoc. Again, listen, kim jonguns a bad guy. Is he next on the kill list . Is assad next on the kill list . He killed 500,000 people. Saddam hussein killed a lot of arabs, killed more arabs than anybody else. Taking him off the earth hasnt exactly stabilized the region anymore than killing gadhafi has. So, again, give us your justification. Now, the fact that they dont even try, the administration doesnt even try, the republicans dont even try is, yeah, its deeply concerning, because whats next . Stephen well, folks, weve got to take a little bit of a break. Please dont go anywhere. Because well be back with more of Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski. Shes got a book to go a little crazy . You know what im talking about, right karen . Huh . You wanna let yourself woah, but you cant do it here. Or here. It hurts more when you fight it. But totally cool here. Woah and here. Woaaaahh oh yeah. Woah, kid. She gets it. Roarwo get it all out. So when youre ready to let yourself woah, theres only one place to go. 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At 3m, were in pursuit of solutions that make peoples lives better. At howling wind purs howling wind ns try to win by attacking, now, we know the trump strategy distorting, dividing. Mr. President it. Wont. Work. Newspapers report bloomberg is the democrat trump fears most. As president , universal healthcare that lets people keep their coverage if they like it. A record on job creation. A doable plan to combat climate rough 911 and i have common sense plans to move america away from chaos to progress im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. Stephen welcome back, everybody were here with our friends Joe Scarborough and the author of comeback careers, Mika Brzezinski. Well get to that in just one moment, mika. The last time you guys were here, you said that your frontrunners were biden and kamala harris. Yeah. Stephen kamala is out. Biden hasnt performed the way some people thought he would. Who are you leaning toward now . Wait a minute he has totally performed perfectly. Look at the polls. Stephen really . Performed perfectly . Come on, yes hes doing stephen i like the Vice President very much. Show me, show me the data where hes losing and hes not even the frontrunner anymore. This is ridiculous. Stephen no, he nationally, hes still leading. Okay. Stephen its not a national race, though. You have to win in the individual primary and caucuses. No, i mean, he was having trouble completing sentences for a while there. laughter oh, stop. This is ridiculous. Theres no doubt about it. Stephen what about this footage that was just released by. Bernie, was it bernie . Stephen bernies campaign, showing biden supporting the president six months after the invasion of iraq when we already had a sense at that point that perhaps this was a mistake . Heres the amazing thing about joe biden. Hes like trump, in that, hes teflon. Doesnt matter how he does in debates. Doesnt matter what clips you bring up about the guy. He just keeps on keeping on. Hes not like trump. laughter no, no, im just saying no stephen he just said theres no difference between trump and biden. Hes teflon, man. Thats right, he is. He can call somebody fat, he can challenge them to pushups. I mean hes done this, by the way, im not just making that up. Hes a wonderful man. Stephen weve talked about it. So, we have a debate tomorrow night, were live afterwards with bloomberg. Oh, thats exciting. Stephen what do you think of mayor mike . Well, i think this is fascinating, whats happening, and you look at the commercials that he is running, the ads, and theyre incredible. And stephen whats incredible about them . Back that up with some stats. Theyre powerful. Theyre powerful. Ill back it up with some stats. How is it that hes even rating in the polls, when he just jumped in how long ago . Hes a billionaire stephen hes spending a lot of money, thats how he rated in the polls. I think that poses some problems. Stephen what . Well, it just are we going to have a candidate thats now going to jump in and buy the election . Thats an issue. Stephen i agree thats an issue. I dont necessarily, you know, want to sit around and hope that the next billionaire is a good billionaire. Having said that stephen i want to like the guy for some other reason. I think he would govern well. Stephen okay, he seems like a technocrat. Yes. Stephen is he a good guy . Is he a good man . Yes. I dont know. Oh, come on you know bloomberg i mean, i guess he is i mean, we dont golf together, we dont take spanish lessons together. Stephen thats how you find out if somebodys a good man, by golfing with them . laughter i dont know. I do think its a we dont hang out with those people stephen thank you. Ill tell you why. Stephen i cant ask him. I cant have him on tomorrow and say, are you a good man . Well, yes, you can. Stephen how do you ask that . You should ask him, how do people really get to know you . s you weven weve seen your numbers, youve got tons of money that bothers trump, we like that, thats going to be fun to watch. But, who are you . Stephen ask him about him . Yes stephen okay. Thats good. Ask him about him. Stephen now, lets, lets can i just, can i be clear about something . Stephen if you say one word. I really stephen we wont get to her book. I really like Mike Bloomberg a lot. Ask him tomorrow night if hell give me some money. I need some money. laughter yes. laughter and applause stephen mika yes . Stephen mika, if were done with joe, id like to get to your book. Oh, were not done with him i dont we never started stephen you have a new book called never stephen called comeback careers. Yes. Stephen whats a comeback career . So, a comeback career is, if youre taking a break, youre over 40, 50 or beyond, you want to change careers, or you want to come back after taking a break, or youre feeling marginalized, this is a book to guide you through those years. Because women in this space, they have so much value, they have so much to offer. We have incredible women working well into their 70s and 80s, look at nancy pelosi, at 79, impeaching a president shes amazing. cheers and applause we have stephen sure. Jane fonda. Oh, my god. But we have, the woman who started orange theory, ellen latham, at 54, starting this incredible, you know, sports complex. Stephen and whos this nice person on the cover with you . That is my sisterinlaw, who i believe is in your audience. Stephen nice are you here . I dont know. Oh, way up there. Hi, jenny applause stephen there we go. Lovely. But its really an important guidebook for women, especially over 50, who want to get back in and not only want the skills to be able to do that, all the techniques, interviewing skills, resume stuff but also the inspiration to stop putting walls up and be, sort of, paralyzed by fear. Because women really feel judged in this space, for their age or the choices theyve made. So thats why i wrote the book. Stephen well, both of you are somewhere near over40. applause im 52 stephen okay. So, you guys are in this range. Whats your comeback career, joe . Whats yours, mika . Hes going to be a rock star. Stephen no, hes not. laughter you stop it stephen no, no, hes not. Are you coming to prohibition . Thats really not nice. Stephen whats prohibition . Hes going to be performing at prohibition. Wednesday night. Stephen i have got to have my shoes will you come with me . Stephen rotated. Im so sorry. I wont be able to make it. Unfortunately. Mika, whats your fallback . Whats your comeback . Sorry, fallback, comeback. This is my side hustle, is what i call it. Stephen whats your side hustle . Its know your value. And i travel around the country, holding events, teaching women how to know their value and communicate it effectively. This is part of a threebook series know your value, earn it for younger women, and comeback careers for women over 50. Stephen so your comeback career is actually your book on comeback careers . Im on it right now. Stephen proud to be part of it. Thank you. Stephen comeback careers is available tomorrow. Joe scarborough and mika well be right back with a performance from tina the Tina Turner Musical. cheers and applause this is a shoutout to all those going the extra mile. Yes, you, unsung designated driver. And you, saturday soccer dad. All you unpaid movers and never miss a bedtime parents. We see how you go out your way for others, and that inspires us to go the extra mile for you, every single day. Hertz. 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So today im proposing a sweeping strategy to invest in black wealth creation. The wealth gap is inextricably linked to the racial inequalities of the past, and im determined to make breaking that link a centerpiece of my presidency. Toeyilonal ler s plan eates thousands of good paying green jobs in california. And provides a 10 tax cut for everyone making under 250,000. Toms plan also makes health care a right, by adding a public option to obamacare. Protects union negotiated plans. And ensures californians can make their own health care choices. Im tom steyer and i approve this message. Stephen and now, performing river deep Mountain High from the broadway production tina the Tina Turner Musical, please welcome Adrienne Warren and the cast of the show. cheers andla when i was a little girl i had a rag doll only doll ive ever owned now i love you just the way i loved that rag doll only now my love has grown and it gets stronger in every way and it gets deeper let me say and it gets higher day by day and do i love you my oh my yeah river deep, Mountain High if i lost you would i cry oh, how i love you, baby baby, baby, baby when you were a young boy did you have a puppy that always followed you around well im gonna be as faithful as that puppy no ill never let you down cause it grows stronger like a river flows and it gets bigger, baby and heaven knows and it gets sweeter, baby as it grows and do i love you my oh my, yeah river deep Mountain High if i lost you would i cry oh how i love you, baby baby, baby, baby i love you, baby like a flower loves the spring and i love you, baby like robin loves to sing i love you, baby like a school boy loves his pet i love you, baby river deep, Mountain High baby oh, baby oh, baby ah do i love you my oh my oh, river deep, Mountain High if i lost you would i cry oh, how i love you, baby baby, baby, baby cheers and applause stephen that was beautiful. That was beautiful. You can see tina the Tina Turner Musical at the Lunt Fontanne theatre Adrienne Warren, everybody well be right back. I thought steyer was brilliant in that moment. We have not said one word tonight about race. Not one word. Are you kidding me . The heart and soul of this party is diversity. When a kid succeeds in columbia, South Carolina in las vegas, nevada that is a triumph for every american. People dont know tom steyer. Ive known tom steyer for fifteen years. His commitment on Racial Justice and social justice is rock solid. Im tom steyer and i approve this message. My sons were in their teens. When i came home from prison so i got involved in juvenile justice, i didnt want them to go through the same thing i went through. Michael bloomberg created the young mens initiative. In helping keep other young men and young women from entering into the criminal justice system. And we see it, we see it in young people being employed. We see young people being removed out the system. Running for president , what better platform for him to speak about real justice, real reform. Im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. Wherever we want to go, autosave your way there with chase. Chase. Make more of whats yours. Stephen good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry where it is you come from itll be all right its the late late show reggie ladies and gentlemen, all the way from toledo, ohio,