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cheers and applause announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, impeacher of the house plus, stephen welcomes Scarlett Johansson and a performance by the weeknd featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen come on cheers and applause hi there cheers and applause what a lovely crowd. That is such a good thursday crowd, i wish they could stick around and be the friday crowd. It would be amazing. Never going to happen though. Anyway jon yeah, yeah. Stephen welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host Stephen Colbert. There is cheers and applause you feel this excitement . Jon i feel it. Stephen do you feel the electricity . Its like the room is soaked with gasoline theres magic in the air here cheers and applause magic jon hey stephen magic here at the late show. You know why its the merger of cbs and viacom. I know them by their celebrity couple name, the people that pay me. laughter to celebrate the merger, viacom cbs got to ring nasdaqs opening bell this morning, and they gave the honor to the face of the brand, the man you know and love spongebob and his friend, me cheers and applause spongebob and me. Me and spongebob right there. Im less handsome, but im way more absorbent. laughter of course, the joining of viacomcbs means were going to get great new crossovers, like rupauls star trek this morning, starring teen mom new orleans. laughter in fact gayle looks good with spock ears, that looks nice. In fact, thanks to this merger, all of americas favorite networks will be together cbs, nickelodeon, comedy central, showtime, mtv, vh1, bet, i. U. D. , b. T. Dubs, i. B. S. , d. U. I. , and the new u. T. I. Streaming service. cheers and applause starring cranberry juice. Jon i dont know if they want that one. Stephen in honor of this union, i would like to offer my blessing. Cbs, viacom, may you grant everlasting value to your shareholders, delivering distinctive Premium Brands with unmatched reach in key u. S. Target demos. Lviacom cheers and applause piano riff there you go, sherry cheers and applause is that enough . cheers and applause audience clapping in time to music stephen thank you. While cbs and viacom are coming together, washington is coming apart at the seams. Ill tell you all about that in the latest installment of don and the giant impeach. cheers and applause not only wasnt there a crime, its not even a word that should be used. Stephen this morning, House Speaker nancy pelosi had a big announcement today, i am asking our chairman to proceed with articles of impeachment. Stephen thats right cheers and applause thats right yes. Move it ahead move it ahead. Jon come on, straight ahead straight ahead stephen right there thats right. After opening an inquiry into the possibility of impeachment then reading the report and considering the impeachment options, weve finally made it to the beginning of the end of the starting, and laughter were about to start the beginning of the middle. Then cheers and applause juggernaut impeachment then the speaker laid out her marching orders for house democrats. Legislate, investigate, litigate. Stephen as opposed to trumps plan as trump obfuscate, irritate, partially hydrogenate chocolate cake on the paper plate that i also ate. laughter jon wow stephen i like the most beautiful, beautiful i like that. laughter pelosi also held a press Conference Today that was, shall we say spirited . Do you hate the president , madame speaker . I dont hate anybody. I was raised in a catholic house. We dont hate anybody. Not anybody in the world. Stephen well said we catholics dont hate anyone okay . applause we are not allowed to. We dont hate anyone. Thats why we waged 11 crusades. To remind those people how much we love them cheers and applause the inquisition piano riff the inquisition was just a tickle fight that got out of control. laughter but the speaker oh, she was not done. I still pray for the president. I pray for the president all the time. So dont mess with me when it comes to words like that. cheers and applause stephen yes, yes. Nancy pelosi prays for the president. And i pray for that reporter. laughter as reporter uh, madam speaker, followup question can i have my balls back . laughter yes, no . Okay. Ill go. Ill go. piano riff cheers and applause this morning just this morning . This morning, trump complained that the dems are really the bad guys here. The donothing democrats had a historically bad day yesterday in the house. They have no impeachment case and are demeaning our country. But nothing matters to them, they have gone crazy. Therefore, i say, if you are going to impeach me, do it now, fast, so we can have a fair dot dotdotdotdotdotdotdotdot trial in the senate, and so that our country can get back to business. We will have schiff, the bidens, pelosi and many more testify, and will reveal, for the first time, how corrupt our system really is. I was elected to clean the swamp, and thats what i am doing laughter audience reacts wait, wait, wait. Hold on no, go back. Did he say clean the swamp . laughter im pretty sure the catchphrase is drain the swamp. He cant even remember his own threeword slogans. as trump lock the wall build her up laughter and of course, and of course cheers and applause and of course, the four words on his famous hat, do america nice soon. laughter while the president has been defending himself, the Vice President has also been vice busy. Yesterday, mike pence spent the morning with House Republicans, cheerleading for trump ahead of the impeachment hearing. Well, must have been very rousing. laughter as pence give me a t. Okay. Give me an r. All right. Dont spell it yet. Theres more. laughter pence also told House Republicans that both he and trump appreciated their support as trump battles the greatest threat to his presidency to date. The greatest threat to his presidency . So. Himself . laughter as trump stop doing crimes no, you cant make me yes, i can wait lets have makeup sex laughter cheers and applause what . What . What . Its a perfectly innocent joke. Youre no fun. On the democratic side, there were big campaign fireworks in iowa today thanks to former Vice President , and aging bruce banner struggling to hulk out, joe biden. laughter of course, biden is on his no malarkey bus tour. Thats what its called, the no malarkey tour. And this afternoon he said no to this questioners malarkey. Stephen man, biden is stephen man, biden is getting feisty. He is about to go full corn pop on that guy. as biden say that about my son again and youre getting a face full of pool chain, mister. laughter now, in addition to going after bidens son, the guy accused biden of being sedentary, and that did not go down well with joe. Stephen yeah yeah cheers and applause you want to go, bro . Well said, mr. Vice president. This exchange reminds me of the lincolndouglas debates, and abes famous words, do you even lift, bro . These guns split rails. laughter so im top buck on this lick. And so it got ugly, and it did not get prettier. audience reacts stephen sir, sir, i totally get it, youre understandably upset, you love your son, but, just can i talk to you over here . You cant call an iowa voter fat. laughter they deepfry butter. laughter their faucets have hotandcold running high fructose corn syrup. laughter for petes sake, their state bird is a funnel cake. laughter now, the exchange cheers and applause oh, funnel cake. Jon i like funnel cake. Like begneits. Stephen the exchange ended with a bold declaration. Stephen come on come on, man, youre too old to vote for me. Im too old to vote for me. The names are too small to read and the darn voting machine keeps giving me cans of soda. Buttigieg 2020 im with fat. laughter but theres one applause piano riff but theres one candidate whos exploding on social media baby yoda, who is driving almost twice as many average social media interactions as any 2020 democrat. yodalike mmm, sad sign of our misplaced priorities, this is. Is that anywhere in the ballpark . Okay. laughter that yoda is polling so much better is bad news for all the candidates, but particularly for those who recently jumped into the race, because, and this is true, baby yodas introduction coincided with Mike Bloomberg announcing his bid. Sorry, mike. I guess voters were interested in a different tiny, wrinkled moneymaker. laughter though, fun fact, fun fact Mike Bloomberg is also operated by frank oz. laughter you hear fozzie bear and miss piggy if you listen closely. Jon classic. Stephen but i guess now we know why bloomberg has been traveling the campaign trail like this. laughter you see, rich guys applause baby yoda. Jon baby yoda. Stephen hes usually in the little shell rich guys like Michael Bloomberg might be cut off from their treats soon, because after france passed a new digital tax on Companies Like facebook and google, trump threatened 100 tariffs on french cheese and champagne. This is true. But dont worry, americans. You can easily replace this stuff. Nothing says romance like a slab of velveeta and americas champagne mountain dew code red. laughter weve got a great show for you tonight. Scarlett johansson is here. 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Give it up for jon batiste and stay human right there cheers and applause jon, its good to be back from the commercial break. I know weve got to pay bills, but i miss not being on tv wen were on the commercial break. I get lonely. Jon yeah, we disappear on that break. Stephen we dont exist for those three minutes. Jon right, and then we come back, yeah. Stephen i tell you another reason i am so eager to get to tonights guest. Tonight we have the one, the only, the great, the talented Scarlett Johansson is going to be out here in just a moment. cheers and applause jon incredible. Stephen the black widow herself. And tonight, dont go nowhere, we have a performance by the weeknd coming up in tonights show. cheers and applause an incredible performance. Jon oh yeah, amazing, going to be great. Stephen you know, folks, i spend a lot of time right over there, launching myself off the news high dive, piking into a jacknife, tucking my shoulder at exactly the right moment to execute the perfect tenpoint dive that is my monologue. But sometimes, i like to yank on the water wings, take a swig of rolling rock, and belly flop into the dirty baby pool of news that is my segment meanwhile cheers and applause this is an energy source. This is an alternative energy source, meanwhile people love it. Meanwhile, the internet is angry over the new holiday ad for the peloton exercise bike. Ideal for anyone whos looked at a regular bike and said i wish this thing didnt go anywhere and could scream at me. laughter the ad is taking a lot of heat for being both unrealistic and sexist by showing a husband buying exercise equipment for his already very fit wife. Jim . Okay, you ready . Yes now a peleton . All right, first ride. Im a little nervous, but excited. Lets do this. 6 00 a. M. , yay. Rising with the sun that was totally worth it. A year ago, i didnt realize how much this would change me. Thank you. This holiday, give the gift of peleton. Stephen well, i am shocked. Your husband bought you a 2,200 peloton, and your Christmas Gift to him was one of your insta stories . laughter plus, you put it right in front of the best window in the house thats why we dont have room for a pool table, janet laughter well, the internet was so shocked that there was sexism in advertising, that peloton saw a 9 drop in their stock, costing the Company Nearly a billion dollars. Thats okay, peloton. Thats okay you got this stay with me im not leaving you behind okay . cheers and applause come on you can do it defeat no . Come on defeat is just another word for yesterday and failure is not in your vocabulary and, for now, neither is profit margin. Whoo applause okay. Okay. Now, hydrate good sesh good sesh. Now give the knob half a twist, til the blood is cut off from the skull of whoever came up with that ad campaign. laughter meanwhile, a drug smuggler in argentina was busted with nine pounds of weed in a fake baby bump. Authorities also seized a copy of the popular book, what to expect when youre expecting nine pounds of weed. laughter meanwhile cheers and applause such a vital book, such a vital book. Meanwhile, a world war ii veteran who credits his longevity to daily coors light just turned 102. In other words cheers and applause in other words, drink plenty of water. laughter cheers and applause piano riff meanwhile, josh brolins butt hole is sunburned and hes not happy about it. laughter stars, theyre just like us. laughter he looks happier than i think he would heres what happened brolin decided to try out the latest wellness trend called perineum sunning. Now, perineum is the scientific term for a part of the body that we all use a different word for, but im not legally allowed to say that word on cbs. I can only use scientific terms. So believe it or not, cbs prefers that i say its the area between the anus and the scrotum or vulva. Youre welcome, viacomcbs. laughter cheers and applause piano riff hey, thems the rules. taint my fault. taint my problem. cheers and applause now piano riff now, proponents of perineum sunning claim its derived from an ancient taoist practice that strengthens ones organs, increases their creativity, regulates their circadian rhythm, and improves their libido. Plus, really keeps the neighbors away. laughter cheers and applause im going to guess scares off the raccoons as well. laughter i know what youre thinking. Youre thinking, oh, thats great, stephen, just tell us whats going on with josh brolins butt hole. laughter well thank you for asking. Well, after his experiment, brolin took to instagram and wrote, my pucker hole is crazy burned. laughter i dont know who the bleep thought of this stupid bleep but bleep you nonetheless. Seriously. Josh josh cheers and applause come on, man piano riff are you actually blaming someone else for you burning your anus . Of course its dumb you literally let the sun shine where the sun dont shine. laughter thats on you, brother. Well be right back with Scarlett Johansson. cheers and applause band playing sc johnson. And take an extra 15 or 20 off plus save even more right now on last minute gifts . Save on fine jewelry sets. The xbox one s. And on celebrity fragrance gift sets. Plus get kohls cash . Plus buy online, two Hour Store Pickup . Plus stores are now open 24 hours kohls only tylenol® rapid release gels have laser drilled holes. They release medicine fast, for fast pain relief. Tylenol®. 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Stephen please welcome back to the late show, Scarlett Johansson. cheers and applause band playing hi hello stephen hello hi hello stephen nice to have you back. Oh, thank you, im happy to be back. Hello. Hello. Stephen um cheers and applause for the people who have not seen Marriage Story yet, that scene right there is one of the most beautiful and revealing scenes of your character. And, yet, the movie is just packed with scenes like that, like peanuts in a snicker bar, i believe the poets say. We had adam driver on a few weeks ago to talk about this, and i told him, its such a beautiful ill say it to you its emotionally shattering, very challenging. I have not been through a breakup like that before, but incredibly true, and a love story at the same time. What was it like creating this . Because i understand that you and adam were basically signed up on this before there was a script. Yeah, we so i met with noah probably, i dont know, a year or so before we started shooting it, actually before there really was even a script. And, um, it was i think i got the feeling that he sort of needed to cast it so he knew what voice these characters were using, and, you know, we shared a lot about our experiences. You know, wed both been through a divorce, we both were co parenting with someone we were no longer with. But, even more so than that, we talked a lot about our families and relationship with our parents and, you know, because so much of these characters yes, its about their, you know, the dissolution of their marriage, but its also so much about who they are as people and why. You know, the fundamental differences between them that, you know, i think is that eventually is what sort of makes the marriage an impossible one. And its so much about who they are and where they came from. And he noah so brilliantly weaves that in there. There are such great scenes with Julie Hagerty who is in the film and so brilliant, and merritt weaver, and you get to see you know, all of us play roles in our family and you get to see what this character, nicole, is in her family, and it informs so much of how you are in a relationship with somebody. Stephen it feels very real. It really has theatrical quality at times. There are long scenes between the two of you where its not. Its very complex, your emotions toward each other. Its not simply youre having a fight. The fight is about the ways in which you wanted to be loved or love each other, and, in that way, because it feels so true, is one of the things that makes it so beautiful. And while ive always thought you were a great actress, there is something about this performance that feels like a next level to me. Thank you. Thank you. Stephen its an absolutely astounding performance. applause thank you very much. Stephen there are times when my wife and i, we watched it together lying in bed, my wife and i watched it in bed lying together, and we would stop it every so often to have to drink in the scene that we had just seen. I thought you were going to say we had to drink. Stephen no laughter i would love to have a cocktail during this because it is challenging. Lets talk the person that you know so well in this, adam driver, who plays your husband and exhusband charlie in this. So, when did you shoot this movie . So, we shot it, like, two years ago. Stephen okay, so it was before endgame came out. Yes. Stephen and hes kylo ren and youre black widow. Yeah. Stephen did you guys all sit around and trade poker secrets about your two franchises . Because these are the two franchises that fans get absolutely most frantic about in the world. Yeah, no, we didnt do that at all. Stephen is this you talking or another lawyer talking right now . laughter um, yeah, i guess, you know, adam, he is hes like an enigma. Hes a very sort of mysterious stephen quiet guy. Hes quiet at times. But he stephen not in this movie. No, he is. Hes reserved and, i never thought to really ask him about star wars stuff. Stephen he was insulted that you didnt try to pry, im sure. Did he ask you about marvel stuff at all . Um. Stephen because i am about to, im about to ask you about some marvel stuff right now. Monday, the trailer for the new black widow which comes out in spring cheers and applause hit the internet. piano riff thats exciting. I love the poster. Thats fantastic. Nobody told me that it was coming out. Stephen youre kidding. No, i actually woke up, and i got a text message from chris evans, and hes like, the trailer looks great. I dont know what he was doing up at 5 00 a. M. , thats a whole other story. Stephen lifting. Lifting, yeah, sure. laughter no, but stephen thats a story. Well get back to that. laughter but i was also as excited as everybody else. Stephen thats how secretive marvel is . Marvel didnt tell you . They keep everything from me. Stephen the obvious question to start off with before we get into this is, could black widow take kylo ren in a fight . Is that sort of like a tiger against a lion thing . Stephen yes, very much so. Tiger against a lion. I have my opinion. Oh, really . Stephen oh, i definitely have youve never seen my show . I have opinions. laughter thats what i do for a living. cheers and applause i remember now. piano riff i have to go first . Stephen no, i think black widow would take kylo wren. Why . Stephen because hes a dropout. laughter he dropped out of training with Luke Skywalker, rey dropped out of training with Luke Skywalker, Luke Skywalker dropped out of training with yoda. You, black widow, went all the way through the training. I like this. Stephen sticktoitiveness is what you have. applause you could get on their shoulders and snap their neck. The neck crotch grab thing, yeah, cant do that. laughter stephen can you tell us anything about this upcoming well, theres the crotch neck grab. Stephen is there some of that in there . Plenty of that. What can i say . I think its already out there. It takes place after the civil war and before the infinity war. Stephen im listening. Wait, are those all the wars . Stephen those are all the wars. They are . Stephen okay, yeah. Yeah, thats right. Stephen because infinity war goes right into endgame. Its a good series of movies. You should check them out sometime. laughter its very popular. I know adam driver doesnt watch, but i do. The movie is, its actually funny because we a lot of people have told me that the film you know, that the film should have happened before and, you know, theyre wondering if its too late for this movie now, but i really could never have made this film ten years ago when we first started our journey with marvel because its such a its a film that is its so much about the the character has informed this film. My journey with natasha has informed this film, and its a character who is a fully recognized woman, and i think its it has a complexity to it that is just delicious. And its, you know, not to say that it wouldnt have been Something Else and totally entertaining ten years ago, but we get to do stuff now that is just good. Stephen and shes riddled by guilt. In the other movie shes riddled by guilt. Do we find out about some of the red open your ledger . Yeah, thats what this is all about. Its a homecoming for sure. Stephen okay, good. I have a theory. Ready for my fan theory . What is it . Stephen this is the last appearance as you by by you as black widow. Right. Stephen because its the eighth appearance as black widow. Yeah. Stephen black widow is a spider, spiders have eight legs. laughter thats got to mean something. Its got to mean something. Are you one of those people who goes online and looks at the screen grabs and stuff . You are . Youre one of those people . Stephen would that be good if i was one of those people . Im not judging you. laughter stephen you are completely judging me right now. laughter yes, i am. You look at all the fan theories . Or you come up with them, i guess, yourself . Stephen i have opinions. laughter i have opinions. Clearly, i got that right, thats why youre not answering my question, so lets move on. 100 i got it right thats stephen get on that, internet. Get on that. Okay. laughter thank you. Well, thank you for revealing that. It was good to announce that. Thats craz stephen thank you for saying that. So is it not . Are you doing another one after this . laughter yes or no oh, my god, calm down i am so wound up right now, i dont know what to answer. laughter you know that i cant theres someone waiting with a dart gun out there thats, like, a marvel representative, and i dont know where they are but i know theyre out there. Stephen sure. And i cant say anything, and youre getting me all wound up and im afraid somethings going to slip and my palms are sweaty. laughter stephen lets move on . laughter whoo stephen we have to take a little bit of a break, if you can stick around. You stick around, too, because when we come back, were going to talk about scarletts thanksgiving cooking game. cheers and applause band playing you know, the gravy. The gravy jcpenney. Remember the little things. O ozempic® oh oh announcer people with type 2 diabetes are excited about the potential of onceweekly ozempic®. 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Rinses clean and rehydrates. Stephen really is a lovely poster. Its really nice. I like it, too. Stephen hey, everybody. Were back here with Scarlett Johansson, who is the star of Marriage Story. cheers and applause and the upcoming black widow. There you go. Christmas is coming. Are you a celebrant . Do you do the meal . Do you have a bunch of people over . I just cooked the turkey for thanksgiving, now im cooking this meal, too, alone again. Stephen youre cooking a turkey for yourself . No, not for it was just thanksgiving stephen okay. Thanksgiving and christmas happens right after. Stephen you said alone. I was worried about you. I cooked the meal by myself, not stephen no one helped you . Nobody really helped me. Stephen colin jost did not help you cook thanksgiving dinner . Colin stephen kick him to the curb, girl. laughter theyre on their best behavior when youre engaged. Theyre on their best behavior when youre engaged. No, he decided to make a pie. Hes not really a baker surprise, surprise but he youre a baker stephen i am. How did you know . You saw my pie on my instagram feed. Is that what you saw . No. Stephen no . I dont know. Stephen how did you know im a baker . I did my research. Stephen you did bull bleep . I did laughter stephen i am a baker. So, wait, before we go into the christmas thing, are you what are you going to make for christmas . Are you baking anything or stephen i generally i made the turkey for thanksgiving. I made a pie. Right. What kind of pie . Stephen well, heres the thing. How much time do we have . laughter none. It was appledry cherry. Cherry raisins, apple and cherry. Let me ask you this because this is a problem colin had with his pie. Im sorry, but it wasnt great. Stephen i heard there was a lot of trouble with his pie. Do you put a lot of lemon in there . Like, do you zest a lot of lemon . What the heck . I knew something was off. It tasted like palmolive. Why was it so zesty . Stephen it tasted like palmolive . Thats because youre soaking in it. Thats why. Who does the gravy . Thats the key part. I do the gravy stephen talk to me about your gravy game. First, i spoke about this before. Stephen youve spoke about this before . Youve talked about making gravy before on a talk show . laughter thats how many talk show interviews youve done, youve talked about gravy on a talk show . This is your life . Im so late to the Scarlett Johansson game that i cant even ask an original it was like, im going to ask a gravy question, no ones asked that before laughter so, tell me about your gravy game. Or tell me the show i should watch to find out. Lovely to see you again. Lovely to see you, too. Stephen congratulations on this beautiful movie. Thank you very much. Stephen my best. 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