cheers and applause its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, impeachments greetings plus, stephen welcomes Liev SchreiberDaniel Kaluuya and musical guest cold war kids featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen come on yeah the. Stephen felt that felt that come on welcome thank you, everybody. Welcome, one and all, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause i hope everybody out there is all bundled up, because 70 of the country is in the grip of an arctic blast. In new york, it dropped 40 degrees in 24 hours. Its so cold the Empire State Building shrunk from 102 stories to 63. Jon that thing went low. Stephen but a snap in the air means were headed into my favorite season, because its impeachment eve. cheers and applause like little children tomorrow is the first day of televised impeachment hearings. Im so excited, i wont be able to sleep. So like every other night of the trump presidency, ive already decorated my impeachment tree. Bring it out, boys cheers and applause its the most wonderful time there you go. Fantastic. Of course this is the impeachment tree. Its got all the traditional ornaments. The star on the top is the transcript of trumps perfect phone call. Weve got plenty of ornaments weve got the quid pro snow. I got some pictures of some of the other president s who have been impeached. And up here my favorite, its Lindsey Grahams balls. laughter hes not using them these days. laughter ill just push that off for a second. There you go over there. Uhoh. Okay. Nothing flammable over there, right . Okay, good. Lets see, whats going to happen tomorrow . First up, were going to hear from top u. S. Envoy to ukraine and secret love child of orville redenbacher, bill taylor. In closed testimony, taylor confirmed that u. S. Aid to ukraine had been explicitly tied to ukraines willingness to investigate mr. Trumps political rivals, and discussed an irregular channel of policymaking that included rudy giuliani. Whats an irregular channel that includes giuliani . Oh, fox news. laughter there you go. There you go. There you go. Jon wow applause stephen got away with it. We know that trumps threat worked because ukraine president zelensky was scheduled to announce an investigation into the bidens on cnn on september 13. But that didnt happen, because september 11 not out of the goodness of trumps heart, but because federal lawyers told the White House Trump had no legal standing to block spending of the ukraine aid. as trump foiled again by my two archnemeses legal and standing. laughter not a fan. Not a fan of either one. I like to lean i like to. All this testimony is making it hard on trump defenders like texas congressman and giraffe in a human suit, mac thornberry. On sunday, thornberry admitted this i believe that it is inappropriate for a president to ask a foreign leader to investigate a political rival. I believe it was inappropriate. I do not believe it was impeachable. Theres not really anything that the president said in that phone call thats different from what he says in public all the time. laughter stephen so what . Just because you publicly brag about a crime, doesnt make it legal. The cops wont leave you alone just because you put a sign out that says, i heart my murder shed. Layoff laugh trump did not like this strategy, so he tweeted, the call to the ukrainian president was perfect. Read the transcript. There was nothing that was in any way wrong. Republicans, dont be led into the fools trap of saying it was not perfect, but is not impeachable. No, it is much stronger than that. Nothing was done wrong hes really working hard to get their story straight. as trump guys, guys, remember, were all telling the cops it was a perfect bachelor party. Nothing was done wrong. The stripper was dead when she showed up. All right . Remember . Remember . Remember . applause and it looks like republicans and it looks like republicans are following his orders. Journalists obtained a confidential g. O. P. Memo outlining their strategy for the hearings, including arguing that trump is innocent because he has an innocent state of mind. Yes, all that matters is what was in trumps mind during the phone call. Can we zoom into trumps head . I had a perfect phone call. I made a perfect call. applause stephen seal from blow, baby. Jon swinging, baby. Stephen the centerpiece of impeachment so far has been trumps damning july 25 phone call with ukraines president. So to distract everybody, yesterday trump tweeted, in order to continue being the most transparent president in history, i will be releasing sometime this week the transcript of the first, and therefore most important, phone call i had with the president of ukraine. Mr. President , if youre claiming the first is the most important of something, there are two additional wiestles that might disagree with you. cheers and applause its the most wonderful time of the year trump continued, i am sure you will find it tantalizing laughter oooh, tantalizing. Yes, its tantalizing, and trump has set up a new way to hear that tantalizing phone call. Are you looking for the hottest, most tantalizing impeachable offenses . Then call Donald Trumps perfect phone call hot line, 1900quidprooo. Foreign leaders are standing by to help you explore your naughtiest conspiracies. Join the party line where dozens of National Security officials are listening in and saying, youre so bad. What im hearing is troubling me. Deeply. For just 2. 99 a minute and 391 million in military aid. 1900quidproohhhis guaranteed to pleasure your nasty little friend. When youre done, call 1900transcript for full release. Stephen today cheers and applause today, trump was here in new york city to turn our traffic grid into a scene from dantes inferno, and also to give a speech to the new York Economic Club which is also the name of the cudgel that wall street guys use to clear the sidewalk of orphans. Get away get away from my tesla get away after getting booed at several recent events, trump was happy to have an audience that was nothing, if not lukewarm. Today im proud to stand before you as president of the United States to report that we have delivered on our promises and exceeded our expectations by a very wide margin. We have ended applause thank you. I was waiting for that. Thank you. I was waiting for that. laughter i almost didnt get it. Thank you, thank you. The smart people are clapping. Only the smart people are clapping. Stephen and only the dumb people are giving the speech. Jon oh stephen come on. Thats too easy. Jon you laid it out there. Stephen its just too its just too jon i gotta give you that. Stephen thank you very much, thank you. No trump speech would be complete without a few totally demonstrative falsehoods. We ended the ridiculous water way laws. I had people in my office, ranchers and farmers, strong people, men and women, and almost all of them were crying. Stephen thats an incredibly powerful image. If it wasnt a lie, because the moment hes describing is on video, and no one is crying so either trump is lying, or something made them cry after they shut off the cameras. as trump all right, big, strong farmers, line up for the purple nurples. Here we go. Jon oh, my. Oh, wow. Okay. Stephen theyre very painful. Somebody, evidently, had a better middle school than i did. Now, there are still a whopping 17 democrats running to oust donald trump. But that 17 may soon be narrowing to 19. And ill tell you all about it in tonights doin it donkey style. L. G. B. T. Q. rights. Stephen not a word. Not a word. Elizabeth warren has been surging recently, and thats making really rich people really nervous. In fact, warren is facing a billionaire backlash. Billionaire backlash, by the way, also an item on the punishment menu you can get on Richard Bransons sex yacht. With many wealthy democrats afraid biden cant go the distance, some are looking for a new option. Enter billionaire philanthropist and former mayor michael bloomberg. laughter late yeah, tilt that down a little bit. Late last week, bloomberg filed paperwork to run in alabamas democratic primary. And today, he did the same thing in arkansas. He is aware you dont have to file alphabetically, right . Sorry, youre last once again, zebraska. laughter bloomberg is still not officially running, and right now, hes only polling at 4 . Wow, 4 . Or, as john delaney puts it wow, 4 laughter weve got a great show for you tonight. Liev schreiber is here. But when we return, meanwhile fragrance leads the way. The icy evergreens whisper. You are exactly where you need to be. Glade. Limited edition fragrances. Sc johnson. Disneys frozen 2 in theaters november 22nd. The roomba i7 with cleanng base automatic dirt disposal and allergenlock™ bags that trap 99 of allergens, so they dont escape back into the air. If its not from irobot, its not a roomba™ im Christina Stembel and i chose the spark cash card from capital one with unlimited 2 cash back on everything i buy why wouldnt i get this card . i redeemed 115,000 in cash back, which doubled our Marketing Budget last summer. Whats in your wallet . Get 25 off home decor, target holideals bedding, bath and more. This weekend only. 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Stephen you know, i spend so much time processing the wheat of the big news stories into the artisanal, wholegrain joke loaf that is my monologue right over there. But sometimes i like to sweep up all the leftover straw and chaff, mix it with oats, and moistened bran mash, and extrude it into the horsefeed pellets of news that is my segment. Meanwhile cheers and applause stephen meanwhile meanwhile, a gaggle of 40 to 60 wild turkeys have been aggressively terrorizing residents in a 55andup community in ocean county, new jersey. Well, that seems excessive. When i terrorize old people, it usually only takes me four, maybe five, wild turkeys, at most. 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Every flavor welcome. cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody, welcome back ladies and gentlemen, folks, my first guest tonight is a Tony Awardwinning actor you know from spotlight, isle of dogs, and ray donovan. So youre going to see him in prison. Yeah. Today . I just said that. You want to talk about it . Not really. Does seeing him make you feel uncomfortable . I dont know. Youre on the okay, yeah, yes, seeing my father makes me uncomfortable. So what can you do about that . I dont know. How can you make yourself less uncomfortable . You tell me. Thats why im here. So why are you going to see him . Because you told me to. Thats you thats what i thought you said that if i worked something out with mick it would somehow make my life better. Stephen please welcome Liev Schreiber applause thank you. Stephen welcome back. Nice to see you again. Thank you very much. Its very nice to be here. Stephen now, i have a problem. I want to apologize. I think the last time you were here i mispronounced your name because i always said liev, and i was told today multiple times by multiple people that i was saying it wrong. Youre absolutely right. My name is liev. Stephen so im right, its liev like kiev. Not liev like kiev. laughter . Well, heres the thing, when i used to teach people my name well, americans, that isun, the only reference we have in this country that sounds remote likely my name is the dish, chicken kiev. Stephen right. So i would tell people my name is liev like chicken kiev, and they would hear chicken kiev and say liev. Stephen how many people get it right these days, liev . No one has ever gotten it as right as you, stephen. cheers and applause stephen i am tempted i am tempted to end the interview right there. Me, too. But there is one more pressing question. Stephen yes . Is it coalbert or coalbare . Stephen its coalbert. Thats what i thought. laughter how did it become do you have, like, a french relative. Stephen do you really care . A little bit. laughter stephen that would be no that would be no you either care or you dont. You dont care a little bit . It was just an excuse for you and i to speak french, thats all. Stephen my family thought we were french but were not french in any way. My father always wanted to be coalbare, but he was a junior, and his father said if you call yourself coalbare instead of colbert, people will thing you dont want to be my son because youre a junior. Is that true. Stephen thats a true story. And we had 11 kids and they said you can be whatever you want. Want. And you chose. Stephen i chose coalbare. Because i inherited the pretentious gene. I didnt want to say it. I was going to say the french gene. Stephen well, pretentious, french, its the same thing. If we must, if we have to, lets get back to you. Last week you were profileed in the wall street journal. And it said, Liev Schreiber was born to be wild, but with a purpose. Thats great. Its a great title. What does that mean . I dont know. I was going to ask you. What is wild with a purpose . I mean, theres wild, like, if youre a muir cat its appropriate or a purpose who parties a lot. But im not a person who partyaise lot. Stephen what is the wildest parent of you . The wildest part of me. Stephen did you read the article . No, was it good. Stephen i cant get past the pay wall. I dont know what the article is about. I have no idea what the article is about. Im with you 100 . What does it mean, born to be wild but with a purpose . What is my purpose . Does it say in there at all . Glul. Stephen all i have is the headline. I dont have anything here. Did anyone hear read the article . Does anyone know my purpose . laughter stephen yes, exactly. Thats a long shot. I thought i might get it. Stephen you have done lots of shakespeare, including shakespeare in the park. I saw you at bam doing yago. It was downtown at the public. Stephen thats exactly what i mant, at the public, doing yago. Inside,. Stephen inside. Whats it like to do it outside . I go every year. Its amazing. Stephen and the scenery is new york city, which can be a little distracting. It can be challenging. Stephen whats it like to grab the audiences attention with a little bit of a backdrop . The first time i went to see shakespeare in the part, i thought i saw otello, and the great white heron flew up past the castle. Stephen like her soul taking flight. Exactly. I had a similar experience when ifts doing the scottish play. I was doing, if it was done when done speech, which is a very important and intense speech which is when the scottish king i cant say his name in a theater, its bad luck is trying to decide whether or not hes going to kill the king duncan. And if he said, if its done, its done i dont know why im using a scottish accent. I looked down center, and there was a raccoon. laughter not exactly a great white heron. And the raccoon was up on its haunches kind of looking at me. laughter and i could hear chuckles in the audience, and i knew i was in trouble, because that meant that the audience also saw the raccoon. laughter but im a trained actor. And i knew in that moment that all i needed to do to sa save ts scene was to hold the attention of that raccoon. If i couldnt keep that raccoons attention, i was doomed. Because if i wasnt worth the raccoons attention, i certainly wasnt worth 1500 new yorkers attention. And so i find myself playing the entire monologue to the raccoon. laughter which really makes it 10 times worse because want audience is all looking at each other going, why the hell is he playing the monologue to the raccoon. Didnt he ever watch w. C. Fields and know how dangerous it is . Stephen it work. No. Stephen it keep the raccoons attention . The raccoon waddled off under somebodys chair and ate a pretzel and the whole house blew up laughing and. cheers and applause it was a bad night. Stephen soy he undermined you. The raccoon the raccoon stole focus completely from you. Have you ever worked way raccoon . Stephen i refuse to work with raccoons. Smart glls you know what that raccoon was . That raccoon was wild with a purpose. laughter youre absolutely right. Stephen thats what the article says. Youre absolutely right. Stephen okay, season seven of ray donovan. Yeah. Stephen just started sunday night. No, did it oh, yes, sorry. Stephen im sorry, it premieres sunday. I thought it said premiered. Premieres sunday, lets not get ahead of ours. Thanks coalbert. Stephen you got it chicken kiev. Seven years in the same character. You were never on tv before so you never played anybody for that long. What is the challenge for you of doing a character for seven years . Well, one of the great things about being on a Successful Television show is that the world gets to watch you get older. Stephen i wouldnt know. No. Stephen i wouldnt know. laughter . No, i you know, i never believed in any of that method stuff. I was never a huge proponent of, you know, call me by my characters name, or deep, deep ive always been a kind of technical actor. And doing a functional serial killer for seven years has been challenging. Stephen hard to drop at the end of a shoot day . laughter need a little violence to cleanse your palette. This is not the kind of thing you should talk about on a latenight tv show, but i will. I i dont know why, but i will. I the other day, i told my kids i was i was a little hot tempered with my kids. And i sat them down and i said, you know, guys in, im really sorry, but i think daddys bringing home work every once in a while. Stephen oh and i owe you guys an apology. Stephen thats really sweet you. I was actually pretty impressed with how well they took it. Stephen did they agree with you . Yes. laughter and they stephen thats a good relationship. And they think ray donovan is a real bleep , so it was good that we cleared the cleared the floor. Stephen speak of your children, i like your twitter bio. Oh. Stephen your twitter bio described you lets get this right hirsute actor type best known for his slavic fat pads and shockingly attractive children. What is what is what is a slavic fat pad . I could go on a lengthy explanation, but it basically means you have fat cheeks. Stephen oh, this is the fat pad . Yes, eastern europeans genetically are prone to fat cheeks. Stephen like you have strapped a pork chop to each side. Putin. Stephen putin . Piewptin, fat cheek s. Stephen you could play putin. laughter you heard it here. Stephen what . You heard it here. Stephen yeah, there it is. I think im a foot taller than him but. Stephen play putin. Have somebody else eat your sushi after that. Fantastic. Stephen the joke is that he murders people. I know. Stephen season seven of ray donovan premieres sunday on showtime. Liev schreiber, everybody well be right back with Daniel Kaluuya. applause oh, come on. Flo dont worry. Youre covered. dramatic music and youre saving money, because you bundled home and auto. Sarah, get in the house. Were all here for you. All all day, all night. dramatic music great job speaking calmly and clearly everyone. Thats how you put a customer at ease. Hey, did anyone else hear weird voices while they were in the corn . No. No. Me either. Whispering voice jamie. What . paul switch to sprint everyone is talking about. S the. sprintern the new iphone 11 or iphone 11 pro with amazing allnew camera systems. 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Damn. laughter stephen please welcome, Daniel Kaluuya applause stephen welcome back. Nice to see you again. Nice to see you, too. Hello everyone . Everyone all right . applause . Stephen checking in with the audience. Checking in, were in the same room, its cold. I see a couple of scarves, you know what i mean . Stephen you can almost see your breath at this point. That was spit. Stephen i got that. Dont worry. Now, the new film is queen and slim. It hasnt come out yet, but a lot of people are talking about it. Im even talking about it. I havent seen it yet. There is oscar buzz already. Whats it about . Its about this two people that go on a tinder date, and basically, he wants to get laid, she doesnt. He goes to drop her home, driving her back, turns the lane without a signal, gets pulled over by the police. It escalates, it escalates, it escalates. Goes up on the of hand. The officers gun goes, like, on the floor. The guy, in selfdefense, shoots the officer. The officer dies. And they have to go on the run but they hate each other. laughter stephen oh, they hate they didnt hit it off. They didnt hit it off. They didnt like each other on the date. Stephen he was just taking her home well, he was trying to get laid. He was trying to get lucky. But he was just taking her home, yeah. Stephen uhhuh. What are you perplexed about . Whats the stephen im worried for them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yay. Stephen im heavily invested already, and im really worried for them. Yeah, yeah, i mean, spending some time with people you dont like it really tough. But racism is crazy. Stephen one of them killed someone which is even harder in the moment. Shuts downtown conversation. Just the chemistry, just the chemistry, just the vibes, just connection, yeah. Stephen does he ever get laid . You have to watch queen and slim to no. applause stephen your character, slim, is just a normal guy living in ohio. Yeah. Stephen and did you what was your impression of ohio before you played this part . Because obviously youre not from here. No. Stephen and ohio is one of the most american places you can go to. Its sort of neutral american, ohio. Was that an accent i kind of slim works at cosco, and i found the coscos he was at. Stephen just cosco. laughter . Whats that . Stephen theres no plural. Its not possessive. Its just cosco. Its not coscos. Theres no s. Am i right . Its just cosco. I found the coscos he was at, and basically,ific like look, coscos i dont know. Now i have to say coscos. I was at the cosco, and applause thank you. Stephen yes. English is an interesting thing. Cosco is a madeup word, a brand. Stephen it is. So i decide the brand is coscos. How about that . You went you went to sams club, and what happened. Yeah, i went to tesco. And i went there, and then i just kind of hung out. And i just kind of spoke to the staff. And they just showed me a couple of hoods and areas that slim would be from, and i kind of, yeah, just spoke to them. And i found out if you work at cosco on a sunday you earn 38 an hour. So i was like, oh, he thinks hes a catch. So hes going to this date thinking im a great catch. Of course youre going to, you know, pick me on tinder. Im a cosco guy. Im a sunday cosco guy. And so it really helped me handle understand the mentality within the scene. Stephen you did a master class in acting. Yeah. Stephen for students recently. What is the master class . What is the number one advice you give to students . I say, in stephen im a student. Talk to mow. Okay, cool. Stephen, listen to me. Leave the audition as quickly as possible. Because you will talk your way out of a job. Stephen what do you mean . Like, youve done the audition and youve done the audition and you say some stuff, hey, youre trying to be nice, and someone told me, get your stuff and leave, like, just run. I remember one time i ran, and i still had another scene. And i didnt realize i was like no, no, no, no, im out. Stephen leave them wanting more. Did you get the part . No. Stephen you have talked yourself out of an audition . Have you stayed to go and talked your way out of one. I acted my way out of one. They asked me to do scottish. They said, dag, on your c. V. It says you can do scottish. Yeah, i can do scottish. Can you do it now . Yeah, i can do it. I started going up the country. I think i landed in liverpool. But i did every regional accent apart from scottish. Thats what happens when you ask a black guy to do a scottish accept. Bloop. Stupid. Stephen stanley, thanks so much. Queen and slim is in theaters november 27. Daniel kaluuya, everybody well be right back with a performance by cold war kids. Ll new depend® fitflex underwear offers your best comfort and protection guaranteed. Because, perfect or not, lifes better when youre in it. Be there with depend®. 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Blow a kiss, into the sun we need someone to lean on blow a kiss, into the sun all we need is somebody to lean on of their threealbum trilogy, new age norms 1, is out now performing complainer, please welcome cold war kids dont sit around and complain about it i cant stand waiting around to dance uhhuh dont wanna talk already know what i want you got big plans but you never take a chance uhhuh when will you stop wondering who you are . I showed you mine now show me yours are you down to get serious . Your wild life coast to coast make it last and lets take it slow i cant stand waiting around to dance uhhuh when will you stop and look at the one you got . You say you want to change this world well, do you really believe in magic . But you can only change yourself dont sit around and complain about it all your friends they got the nicest things uhhuh travel a lot i dont understand their job in suspense slipping right through my hands, uhhuh when will you stop wondering what they thought . I showed you mine now show me yours are you down to get spiritual . Flying high but im confused you werent always dripping in jewels all of your friends they got the nicest things uh huh just dont expect them to pick up the check you say you want to change this world well, do you really believe in magic . But you can only change yourself dont sit around and complain about it now youre out on your own dont know where you belong dont sit around and complain about it you say you want to change this world dont sit around and complain about it dont sit around sit around dont sit around and complain a dont sit around and complain about it dont sit around sit around dont sit around and complain about it you say you want to change this world well, you must really believe in magic stand up and show them who you are dont sit around and complain about it now youre out on your own dont know where you belong dont sit around and complain about it you say you want to change this world dont sit around and complain about it cheers and applause stephen thats it for the late show. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be tim robyns and nicolle wallace. Now stick around for james cordon. Captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry where it is you come from itll be all right its the late, late show