Hot wheels, trump edition. Collect them all. This is awesome coughing its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, california screamin. Plus, stephen welcomes Billy Crystal and musical guest thomas rhett featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen woh, oo good evening stephen beautiful, beautiful. Welcome. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome, one and all, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Look, i know, i know that all of us have been so concerned that, with john bolton gone, there is no National Security adviser. There was no one steeped in all facets of international political, military, and economic conflict who could make sense of a dangerous world and give our president the essential information he needed to completely ignore and tweet whatever he wants. laughter well, everyone can breathe easy, stop worrying, because the position has finally been filled. Introducing future former National Security adviser and photo that comes with the picture frame, robert c. Obrien. Now, trump made the announcement about obrien in los angeles, which explains why the guy looks like the second male lead on suits. Of course, the National Security advisor is a critical member of the administration and one of the most powerful positions in the world. Something that important should only be revealed via tweet. as trump i am pleased to announce that i will name robert c. Obrien, currently serving as the very Successful Special president ial envoy for Hostage Affairs at the state department, as our new National Security advisor. I have worked long and hard with robert. He will do a great job laughter so so cheers and applause so, thats interesting he hired a Hostage Negotiator, someone who is known to talk madmen down from the brink. That will come in handy mister president , we know youre locked in the oval office, and we dont want you to do something youll regret. Think of your family wait, no. Think of something you love. Think of think of a bucket of fried chicken, sir think of the nuggets. laughter and trump has worked closely with obrien before, most recently, when President Trump sent him as a special envoy to a ap rockys swedish assault trial. I did not realize that a ap rocky was being held hostage. What was sweden asking for in return . Mama mia iii . laughter but Hostage Negotiator doesnt seem like a tural sume for National Security adviser. So, what possibly brought him to trump, brought him to trumps attention, at this critical juncture . Well, yesterday, trump told reporters, Robert Obrien said, trump is the greatest Hostage Negotiator in history. he happens to be right. laughter oh, i would love to see Hostage Negotiator trump as trump oh, you have a list of demands . I have a few of my own. First, you have to admit that the apprentice went way downhill with arnold schwarzenegger. Okay, he lit a fire. Now, when two over there. Then trump appeared with obrien on a noisy tarmac at l. A. X. For a west coast episode of chopper talk cheers and applause stephen tensions have been high in the middle east ever since the fall of jericho, but more recently, since an attack on Saudi Oil Refineries that the saudis blame on iran. So far, trump has declined to order military action in response, which senator Lindsey Graham called a sign of weakness. But trump pointed out, nuhuh i actually think its a sign of strength. We have the Strongest Military in the world now. And, uh, i think its a great sign of strength. Its very easy to attack and, you know, theres plenty of time to do some dastardly things. laughter i dont what dastardly im not saying attacking iran is right, but ive never heard the commander in chief call u. S. Military action dastardly. He sounds like the villain in a 1930s tworeeler. as villain you must bomb iran. as damsel i cant bomb iran. as villain you must bomb iran. as damsel i cant bomb iran. as trump ill bomb iran. as damsel my hero as villain curses hes the greatest negotiator of all time. Wait, wait shell still tied to the railroad track. Mr. President. Then, trump threatened that things well, they could get serious. Well, there are many options, as you know, phil. There are many options. There is the ultimate option, and there are options a lot less than that. When you say the ultimate option, are you talking about no, im saying the ultimate option. I mean go in war. Im not talking about im not talking about that ultimate option. Stephen okay, by definition, there can only be one ultimate option. There can be an alternate option, but there cant be an alternate ultimate option. What does trump think the other ultimate option is . as trump its either go to war, or the ultimate option power steering and the sun roof. It always leaks, but its nice. Trump is in california cheers and applause power steering fans. Spring for the undercoating. Trumps in california for the sweet, sweet, sweet, cash for the campaign. And this trip is expected to raise approximately 15 military from his supporters. audience booing im going to guess from a 5 millionaplate fundraiser with james woods, stephen baldwin, and scott baio. But trump, not exactly a gracious guest. You see, california has the strictest auto emissions standards anywhere in the nation. And, because theyre so big, that sets the standards for all the automakers the same way that texas is so big, they set the standard for who not to mess with. laughter but to get that special standard that they can set there, california needs a special waiver from the federal government. And while trump was in the golden state, his e. P. A. Announced they were going to revoke californias power to set stricter auto emissions standards. audience booing stephen what an airhole. California developed the countrys first auto emissions standards way back in 1966, probably after watching dragnet. Look at this opening shot of what l. A. s air looked like in 1968. It was so bad, they had to put a Surgeon Generals warning on the state flag. laughter trump made the official announcement he made this official announcement revoking the standard again, on twitter the Trump Administration is revoking californias federal waiver on emissions in order to produce farlessexpensive cars for the consumer, while at the same time, making the cars substantially safer. Yes, the cars will be a lot safer, as long as theres no d. W. I. driving while inhaling. laughter earlier this week, in new mexico, trump explained why his dirty cars will be cleaner and safer. The reason they are safer is because they could be a little bit heavier. Make sense, right . They could be a little bit heavier. I mean, they make them now like papiermache. Someone touches them, and the entire car collapses. Stephen as trump that happens to everyone, right . Not just me. Everything you touch is immediately destroyed. Flowers die as you walk by. Puppies turn into a pile of bones. Anyone . Just me . True story. Trump continued this will lead to more production because of this pricing and safety dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot advantage, and also due to the fact that older, highly polluting cars will be replaced by new, extremely environmentally friendly cars. Yes, true removing pollution standards makes cars environmentally friendly, the way removing the poison label makes arsenic an energy drink. laughter applause of course everything applause jon ive never tried that. Stephen never tried arsenic . Jon never. Stephen of course, everything trump does may get reversed by whoever is next in the oval office. cheers and applause wow a bunch of bunch of liberals in here. Weve got results from a new poll of the democratic race. And ill tell you all about it in tonights doin it donkey style. College debt relief stephen last weeks debates have shaken up the race a little bit. And according to a new nbc news wall street journal jersey mikes subpoll, Elizabeth Warren is closing in on joe biden. Now cheers and applause shes closing in. Shes down just six points. If she gets any closer, shell be able to sniff his hair. laughter Bernie Bernie bernie has fallen into a distant third place. Since july, hes seen an increase of just 1 . Yet another reason for bernie to hate the 1 . laughter applause but you know what . 1 1 applause as bernie youre out to get me you know whod kill for that 1 kind of momentum . New york city mayor bill de blasio, who is still registering 0 support for president in new york city. Now, that does not sound good. But may i remind you that the last new yorker everyone in the city hated is now president. But de blasio does have some support. In a separate poll in new york state, pollsters say they found precisely one person who said that de blasio was his preferred president ial candidate, then added, im sorry, i thought you asked if digiorno is my preferred frozen pizza. No, de blasio, absolutely not. Poll officials didnt reveal the identity of this person, only that hes an older white man from new york city. laughter and his name is bill de blasio. laughter speaking of mayors, south bends own Pete Buttigieg is currently in fourth place, but he might see a surge, because this morning, in an oped for usa today, nearly 60 mayors an cheers and applause 60 exmayors endorsed buttigieg. 60 mayors jon 60 stephen 60 mayors wow thats a lot or not very many . It depends on what the total number of mayors is. Well, we looked, and this is honest to god its somewhere between 1,400 and 20,000, if you count honorary goat mayors. The mayors wrote, America Needs leadership in washington that gets things done. Thats why we need a great mayor in the white house. Yes, a great mayor as opposed to what we have now a nightmayor. cheers and applause the mayors applause trademark trademark buttigieg, if you use that, i want my taste now, the mayors made their endorsement personal, saying, Pete Buttigieg is a role model to mayors. Im sure he is. Before this, they thought it was crazy for mayors to run for president. This must be what dogs feel like the first time they see air bud. Hes right aint no rule say the mayor cant run for president stephen for all their differences, the three democratic frontrunners do have one thing in common theyre all old enough to get discount tickets to see hustlers this weekend. as bernie liz, you get us seats online. Joe, you guard our row with a sixfootlength chain. I will go to the concession stand and make them redistribute free popcorn refills into the shoebox that i brought from home. I cannot wait to see j. Lo shake it up. Warren cheers and applause warren is 70, biden is 76, and bernie is 78. And people are naturally wondering, is that too old to be president . One man who knows what its like to be president and very old is jimmy carter. He was at the carter center, and he was asked who hes going to vote for, and he declined to say, but did offer this i voted for Bernie Sanders last time. Teen as bernie thank you, mr. Esident carter. As always, i poll 95 among 95yearolds. But according to the former president , bernie might be aging out of the oval. I hope theres an age limit. You know, if i were just 80 years old, if i was 15 years younger, i dont believe i could undertake the duties that i president. Stephen although, the job of president was much more different back in the 70s. It took enormous physical strength just to get out of bean bag one. Weve got a great show for you tonight. Billy crystal is here. But when we return, fake meat gets real. Stick around. The juul record. They took 12. 8 billion from big tobacco. Juul marketed mango, mint, and menthol flavors, addicting kids to nicotine. Five million kids now using ecigarettes. The fda said juul ignored the law with Misleading Health claims. Now juul is pushing prop c, to overturn san franciscos ecigarette protections. Say no to juul, no to big tobacco, no to prop c. cheers and applause band playing stephen give it up for the band, everybody. Some love for the band, everybody cheers and applause jon. Jon yeah stephen good to see you. Jon yeah. Stephen lovely night, lovely night. Mr. Billy crystal is going to be out here in just a moment, the great, the legendary. Jon the legendary Billy Crystal. Stephen heres something you might not know about me i eat food. In fact, its one of my favorite things to put in my mouth. And right now, the biggest food trend in america is plantbased burger alternatives, which used to be known as salad. And the one out there everyone is talking about is the impossible burger. Its a veggie burger that has been designed to so accurately replicate beef, it even includes the taste of iron and blood. Oh, iron and blood also the name of the new game of thrones prequel. The impossible burger is showing up on menus everywhere. Its raised nearly 700 Million Dollars from investors, and its so popular that some restaurants have even faced impossible burger shortages. How does that happen . Do they run out of cows to not kill . The impossible burger has shown that there is a huge market for people who dont want to eat meat but want something so close to meat that they cant tell the difference. Which is why im excited about our newest sponsor. When you want that real meaty taste with none of the guilt, bite into the new implausible burger. The only burger alternative guaranteed to probably not be meat. Im sorry, did you say probably . The implausible burg ser 100 juicy, 100 delicious, and 100 plant based, just like cows are. What . No one likes all the problems of eating animals, so the implausible burger allows you to plausibly believe you arent. But this is fake meat, right . Sure. What was that . Did you just wink at me . I cant see you. Just tell me what im eating right now nobody knows because implausible burgers are created inside our patented blind Processing Plant where we bring t proteins and also let as and bunch of beef cattle in. What happens in there . We dont know, and we pass that not knowing on to you. Every implausible burger exists in an unknowably plausible state. Its like schrodingers cat. I think im going to be sick. Thats because it can give you salmonella. The implausible burger, ignorance it delicious. Stephen well be right back with Billy Crystal. Ive been plotting to destroy you. Sizing you up. Calculating your every move. You think this is love . This is a billion years of tiger dna just ready to pounce. And if you have the wrong Home Insurance coverage, you could be coughing up the cash for this. So get allstate and be better protected from mayhem, like meow. See ya later. So get allstate and be better im outalright. Ayhem, fellas. Hello, are you the locksmith . Yes i am. Come on in. I think we were able to salvage the lock. [ shouting ] muchas gracias. Ya tu sabes. [ laughing ] the pink . Lets go mets go time daddy [ giggles ] number six, number six. Ohhhh man. Took my hat off. [ to love somebody by bee gees playing ] [ crowd cheering ] thats crazy lets go mets lets go mets [ crowd chanting ] letgo mets band playing cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody welcome back to the show welcome pack to th the late s ladies and gentlemen. Folks, you know my first guest from movies, broadway, and the oscars back when the oscars when they still had a host he Just Launched a comedy app called roast em. Please welcome back to the late show, the great Billy Crystal. applause thank you thank you wow wow stephen i i i got i mire i admire i admire you giving the audience what they want in that moment. Well, they gave me a lot, too. Hi stephen nice to see you again. Oh, yeah, great, great to be here. Stephen yeah. Am i wrong, but is new york more crowded than its ever been . Ive been here two months, and im to start a movie in another month stephen because youre a new york icon and you live in los angeles right now. Folks, if you dont have to be here, could you go to wyoming or something . Theres, like theres eight people in wyoming. Youll have so much room. Walking up the streets has been impossible. You you like uber, right . Stephen chopper. I chopper. Chopper. Coming up im telling you, that walk to here was the first time i havent been bumped into in about two months. You try to ill do it here, i guess. Im walk this is half a block. Its this laughter then you get to the corner, and theres a bicycle laughter is this beijing . Is this amsterdam . What has happened to new york . cheers and applause its very disheartening, stephen. Yeah. Stephen i find it hard to believe that you can walk around new york at all. I walked i walked to work stephen really, you dont get mobbed . No, no, no. Stephen wow. Are you insulted or are you happy about that . In the back of your mind, somebody could mob me a little. Yeah and, also, sometimes when youre walking on the street just if i feel insecure, ill just cough the title of the movie. laughter you know, ill be standing, like, maybe trying to cross the street and go coughing harry and sale. Also, these guys mostly guys, have those white little cigarette things in their ears. And theyre talking to themselves. So i feel like everyones a schizophrenic on the street. And too much garbage. De blasio, what are you doing in iowa . Youre going nowhere. Come back and clean up in this city. applause . Stephen thank you. Thank you. Stephen thank you otherwise, im happy to be here. Stephen what brought you back . What are you doing in the city . Im doing a movie that i cowrote with my great friend, great writer alan swibell. Its called here today. And im directing it also, and my costar is the one and only Tiffany Haddish. Stephen shes wonderful. Shes fantastic. Weve had her on here many times. Does she ever talk about me . Its well known she has a little thing for me. I dont think so. Stephen she said it in the press its sitting right there its she ready. She said so. She said to me. Its serious, billy. Okay, fine. Stephen okay, good, good. Whatever you want. Stephen what is the movie . The movie is about its a mayseptember relationship. Stephen are you in a relationship with Tiffany Haddish . Yes. Stephen sorry to steal your thunder because shes im not sure if im may and shes september or shes september and im may. Im not sure yet. Stephen from the previous calendar year. applause rollover minutes, its rollover minutes. Its a very funny, heartwarming story about a senior write a show, not unlike the daily show, who is in the beginnings of dementia. And he meets this street singer who has a band who plays in, like, the subways and penn station, who tiffany plays. And he saves her life nay very funny situation. She wants to repay him, andhe realizes that somethings not right with him, and she gives up her career to take care of him. Stephen oh,. So its a very touching, very funny movie. And we start october 3. So to get a chance to do. A movie at any time, you know, but about real people with the way the people go to movies to see, you know this is not a superhero movie at all. Stephen theyre very plark though. Yes i would like to see Billy Crystal in spandex some day. Well, come to my dressing room after the show. No, there should be its a good idea. There should be senior superheroes. Stephen superseniors. What do you think . Stephen sure. Theyve got a lot of experience. Yeah. How about, like, spiderveins man. Iron deficiency anemia man. And the only thing like, his kryptonite, you know, it would be having to work on a computer. That would be it. laughter it can be like me, named ira. Like a simple accountant. Stephen yes. And he gets he turns into this thing with they try it take away his social security. What do you think . And like most of my senior relatives, hed wear his underwear outside his pants, like superman does. Stephen dont retire me. You wouldnt like me when im retired. You have a new app. Youve launched a new app. Its a fun thing. Stephen roast em. I just want to ask you about you know roasts from when roasts were roasts. Right. Stephen you were part of some amazing roasts roasted yourself by some of the greats. Yes. Stephen can you tell me anything about this this is at a roast, i believe. I was being roasted in 1992. Thats ali and i. Im on the right. laughter stephen though you do an amazing ali. I was being roasted and he was on the dais and he got up and said, i like your jokes. I like your style. But you aint paying me nothing, so i wont be back for a while. Stephen were you guys friends . Oh, yeah, he was one of my closest friends. Stephen thats nice. Thats amazing. When we grew up maybe youll remember this because i grew up before you did. Roasts werent televised. They were closed door things at the famous friars club, where all the greats closed the doors and banged away at each other. And because they said they love each other, they could just humiliate them. And you wondered what went on. Then dean martin, you know, did the roasts other than and those were televised. And those were kind of fun. I did a couple of those starting out and now theyre, you know, a big deal. So i i thought, you know, lets do this app where people could actually roast somebody. But lets lets finish up the roast thing. Then well get to it. So i was roasted in 19 oh, this is robyn. Robin was pretending to be my foreskin. laughter im serious. Stephen was it was it coming back to you . Was it haunting you . He called himself rumpled foreskin. So that was that. Stephen and then this. I would love to hear about this because i you know, the great alan king. Alan was one of the great comedians of all time, he was the head guy. And hes at the very end of the event there were about 2,000 people there. And it gets rough, you know, really rough. So, forgive me, but this is exactly what he said. You know, billy and i played father and son. I was the father to his son, and to make it believable, to play his father, the night before shooting started i banged his mother. laughter applause so i tugged his sport jacket, and i said, alan, my mothers at table five. So he didnt miss a beat. He stood up and he said, oh, there you are, mama crystal how was i . So my amazing mother stood up and went, dont get me started. laughter true story. Yeah. Yeah. She was awesome. Stephen amazing. Amazing. Amazing. I wouldnt know what it feels like to insult someones mother and not know that theyre here. cheers and applause i saw that. Stephen you saw that . Yeah. So, so stephen lets get to. So i took about two years to develop this technology. It just started today on the app store. Oodz called roast em. You can roast whoever you want. I hired about five or six great joke writer s. Stephen so you put the face of the person you want to roast in here . Yes, you create two avatars, the roast and the roastee, and you can buy jokes for 99 cents that our writers wrote for every occasion. Stephen can i buy them . Sometimes i need jokes here. Or you can just make up your own, and once you fit your face there and you make your mouth move, like a jibjab thing, you record the jokes, and then its processed. The animation is great. Youre on stage, im the host, and whoever you are roasting sits there and you get laughs. Theres a laugh track and a band. Stephen and you can send this to the person you roasted. As soon as its processed you can email it, text it, whatever you want to do. And it started today. Stephen and it was so generous of you there i love this. Its really generous of you to put a picture of kevin pollock. Its animated. Stephen its animated. Nice. No, it took about two years. Stephen we is are to take a break but well be right back with more Billy Crystal. Stick around, everybody. This is the chevy silverado, with the worlds first invisible trailer. Invisible trailer . Hop in. Silverado offers an Optional Technology package with up to 15 different views including one enhanced view that makes your trailer appear invisible. Wow. Thats pretty sweet. Thats cool. Whered the trailer go . Or, get a total value of ninety seven sixty on this silverado all star without optional tech package or enhanced invisible view. Find new roads at your local chevy dealer. band playing cheers and applause stephen hey, were back with Billy Crystal, everybody. You goota stay. We gotta talk some more. Thank you very much. Thank you very much for staying. I know you were about to sprint out of the theater. I thought i was done. Stephen no, youre not done. Im not . Stephen lock the doors you are, i know, a longsuffering Los Angeles Clippers fan. Where is this going . laughter because we may not be suffering much longer. Stephen i know, i know. Youve had a long dry smell, much like the kalahari desert. This summer you have two great players joined for the season. Whats that mean what does that mean to you . Why the clippers . You just love sailing ships. Because you have the lakers there. Why are you a clippers fan . I love the underdog. When i moved to l. A. In 76, i was a laker fan. And like trump said, i got tired of all the winning. laughter applause cheers dont get me started and so, someone invited me to a clipper game. And so i went. And then it was really interesting because in the early days of the clippers, a tripledouble meant that there were three couples in want crowd. Stephen are you are you courtside . Yes. Stephen i think nickel son is courtside at the lake jeers you think . Stephen i dont know. I just want to make sure jack is a lakers fan. Stephen spike lee, the knicks. Drake. Stephen he massages like the coachs shoulders . I never massaged doc during a game, anyway. Stephen sure, sure. First the spandex, and then massage. When they won and toronto won, i wanted to send i dont know him i wanted to send him a message that simply said, ill have what youre having. Because applause because i think weve got a real shot. It can be really fun. Stephen i want to go back to ali for just a second. Sure. Stephen one of my favorite things obviously for your movies and your broadway shows and tv, but one of my favorite things that you ever did was back on the old National Lampoon radio hour. Wow. Stephen which was kind oaf people have sort of forgotten about it now but it was Just Brilliant and crazy. And on it, among other things, you did mohammed ali on the National Lampoon radio hour. It was right after the rumble in the jungle. For people out there who dont remember, that was an extraordinary fight, an epoch making fight. And john belushi host dispd you played ali. And who is playing foreman . Bill murray. Stephen and he was like, we recorded this before the fight and we dont know who won the fight but do you, please welcome mohammed ali and george foreman. And two of you do one of the most amazing scenes. George foreman said i was in job corps for nine years, had a career as a chopping block. How did you guys put together those radio hour pieces . That was long. Stephen that was long . What you just did. laughter no, but im so glad that you i havent heard this thing in 30something years. Stephen i recommend it. So i knew john pretty well, belushi, and he said, we want to do this thing. When i was just starting out i was doing this ali imitation stephen it was here in new york expwierks yeah. Like, 20th century media, Something Like no matter what. We go up there and i had never met bill murray before. I really wasnt sure who he was. Stephen it was before s. N. L. The. Before s. N l. Stephen for both of them. Yeah. And we just started and billy said to me, what, does foreman sound like . So i said, west texas. And he went, got it. laughter and then, you know, we had a couple of drinks and just went boom, and we just started improvising it. Is it available people can find it . How did you stephen youtube. I had a whole box set of National Lampoon radio hour came out in the mid90s, and a whole bunch of comedian, my generation, passed that around because we rediscovered this amazing thing. It was so much fun because john was john was so great, and he was the moderator. Stephen and he played straight. Yes, and he kept covering his mouth. We had three mics, a Little Bridge table in a tiny little studio, and just winging it. We must have done an hour. The piece must be, like, five, six minutes . Stephen yeah, if. There was a healthy five and six minutes. Then there was the rest. laughter the rest will never be heard. It was rough. Stephen well, send me the raw. Id like to hear it. Okay, but thanks for remembering. Stephen the app is roast em available on the app store. Well be right back with a performance by thomas rhett. Feels so good swish up on that fadeaway feels so good one quick trip for one great day. Target run and done. 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Now that you know that hpv can lead to certain cancers, dont wait. Talk to your childs doctor today. One call 811 before you dig. Gs you can do is to make sure you calling 811 can get your lines marked. Its free, its easy, we come out and mark your lines. We provide you the information so you will dig safely. Leave the structure, call 911, keep people away, and call pg e right after so we can both respond out and keep the public safe. Stephen my next guest won the academy of Country Music award for male artist of the year in april. Now performing remember you young from his album center point road, ladies and gentlemen, thomas rhett hey buddies that i grew up with all straight laced and married up now you aint foolin me, wasnt long ago we tore the roof off that one red light town and hey darling sipping that red wine all classy kicked back on the couch you smile and i see you shootin tequila or shuttin them college bars down and no matter how much time goes by and no matter how much we grow up for worse or for better, from now til forever ill always remember you young hey babies crawling on the carpet no, you wont be that little for long one day youll move away but youre still gonna stay this innocent after youre gone cause no matter how much time goes by and no matter how much you grow up for worse or for better, from now til forever ill always remember you young whoa, oh, oh whoa, oh, oh whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh yeah, i hope when we get to heaven he looks at us all like were kids shameless and painless and perfect and ageless forgives all the wrong that we did and no matter how much time goes by i hope we never have to grow up and hell say, for worse or for better, from now til forever ill always remember you young whoa, oh, oh ill always remember you young cheers and applause stephen thanks, thomas. Thank you. Thomas rhett, everybody cooper did you eat all of your treats . Help i need somebody help not just anybody help you know i need someone the juul record. They took 12. 8 billion from big tobacco. Juul marketed mango, mint, and menthol flavors, addicting kids to nicotine. Five million kids now using ecigarettes. The fda said juul ignored the law with Misleading Health claims. Now juul is pushing prop c, to overturn san franciscos ecigarette protections. Say no to juul, no to big tobacco, no to prop c. Did you eat all of your treats . Help i need somebody help not just anybody help you know i need someone stephen thats it for the late show. Tune in tomorrow when ill be joined by taraji p. Henson. Now stick around for james good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worr where it is you come from itll be all right