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This is humiliating. Let me just tell you. No, no, no. We will get this before the credits roll. Is it steve bulloc scooby dooby doo, where are you . Its the late show live, with Stephen Colbert. Plus, stephen welcomes jeff daniels and katy tur and Jacob Soboroff featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen wooo live, baby cheers and applause wooo thank you, my friend. Hello hello, all my dear friend. Good to see you out there. Jon, good to see you. How is it going, sparkles . You doing good . Thank you for being here. Audience stephen stiffen stephen. Stephen i feel exactly the same way. cheers and applause soaked in electric gasoline. You can feel it. You can feel it. Its coming up. Its coming up. Please, have a seat, everybody. Welcome. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. We are live, after night one. cheers and applause piano riff after night one, of the democratic debates. This is the second round of debates, so were calling it. Democratic debate night 2 many candidates 2 remember forget harder. cheers and applause jon oh, my. Stephen cnns debate was broadcast from detroits fox theater. You know their slogan when you think cnn, think fox. laughter the debates were moderated by jake tapper, dana bash, and don lemon, or as theyre known by their celebrity thruple name, lemasherbapper. laughter that would be nice. They would make a lovely thruple. laughter lemasherbapper. Jon come on, lemashdebap. Stephen its hard to sum up what happened tonight, but most of tonight was a bunch of guys with no chance to win the democratic nomination yelling republican talking points at the people who can. It was like watching the seven dwarves all offering snow white a poison apple. laughter the uh piano riff the debate began with our national anthem, and everyone passed the test by holding their hands on their hearts, except tim ryan unless he keeps his heart in his scrotum. laughter im not sure. cheers i think he keeps his brain there. Not sure where he keeps the brain, either. piano riff Opening Statements started with longshots like selfhelp guru Marianne Williamson. An amoral Economic System has turned shortterm profits for huge multinational corporations into a false god. Stephen as williamson as opposed to the real god, shivlani, goddess of light, amethysts and essential oils. laughter hail shivlani. Former colorado governor hickenlooper, laid out the stakes of this election in no uncertain terms. I was out of work for two whole years. Stephen as hickenlooper please, i need this job. I am, i am, in deep i am in laughter deep with the wrong people. If i dont get 200 by november, spider the juiceman is coming for my thumbs. laughter he took my thumbs then bernie got his chance, and he talked about Corporate Power Companies Like amazon that made billions in profits did not pay one nickel in federal income tax. Stephen as bernie and one nickel is a lot. You can take a streetcar to the ziegfeld, and see a talkie, see a talkie. And still have enough left for an egg cream at woolworths. Jon laughs laughter stephen after many of the candidates had attacked her and Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren made a call for party unity by saying this about donald trump anyone on this stage tonight or tomorrow night would be a far better president. Stephen uuum. Even the guy who thinks his heart is in his junk . laughter because im not sure thats a good call. When it comes to healthcare, bernies a fan of our neighbors to the north. Five minutes away from here, john, is a country. Its called canada. They guarantee health care to every man, woman, and child as a human right. Stephen as bernie its a magical land where health care is free, hugs are mandatory, and the currency has been replaced with maple syrup that gets you high. cheers and applause you can ride a moose to a beaver factory. I dont know what that means. Steve bullock addressed the Health Care Issue with a personal story. Never forget when my 12year old son had a heart attack within 24 hours of his life. Had to be lifeflighted to salt lake city, but because we had good insurance, hes here with me tonight. Stephen i am glad governor bullocks son is okay. But apparently steve bullocks Healthcare Plan is to adopt everyone in america . Then, if something happens, were all good. laughter bernie pointed out how entrenched the Current Health care system is. And by the way, by the way, the Health Care Industry will be advertising tonight on this program. Rnestephen wow, for some reason advertisers. I bought a catheter and lets just say it was not self lubricating. laughter it was like inserting a pixie stick. Jon come on. Stephen its sad but its true and when it came to medicare for all, bernie was ready to throw down. They will be better because medicare for all is comprehensive. It covers all Health Care Needs for senior citizens. It will finally include dental care, hearing aids, and eyeglasses. But you dont know that. Second of all you dont know that, bernie. Well come to you in a second. I do know that. I wrote the damn bill. cheers and applause jon oh, whoa stephen boom jon oh get in there, bernie get in there, bernie mimics whip crack jon hey stephen as bernie i wrote the damn bill, and its a good thing you get dental care, tim, because i just slapped the teeth out of your dirty mouth. laughter and applause its raining chiclets in here jon laughs piano riff stephen but john delaney didnt buy bernies healthcare numbers. His math is wrong. Thats all im saying, that his math is wrong. Ceroans jon oh man, come on. Stephen now. Oh, really . Whole lot of delaney fans here tonight. Theyre an endangered species by the end of the first round of questioning, it was clear who was taking the lead in the most important contest in america right now hannah b. Was going with jed over tyler. Even though jed only cares about promoting his music career, hannah i may have briefly switched over to the bachelorette, middebate. laughter and applause piano riff and on the subject of healthcare, john delaney tried to speak to his experience on the trail. Ive been going around rural america, and i ask ruralhoital n ques stepho you know i am . An w in no way helpful. Marianne williamson identified the problem with our health care system, phrasing. We need to realize we have a sickness care, rather than a health care system. Stephen as williamson we have a department of housing, but not a department of home. laughter we have a secretary of education, instead of a secretary of educating. We have a Defense Department instead of a dream catcher i bought in sedona. laughter catch the missiles coming in, it will catch them. piano riff laughter and, mayor pete took issue with the repetition in how we discuss gun control. This is the exact same conversation weve been having since since i was in high school. Stephen and that was almost three weeks ago. This is ridiculous this is ridiculous. laughter jon hes a young cat, man. I feel what hes saying. Stephen mayor pete showed his faith in the system. This is a country that once changed its constitution so you couldnt drink, and changed it back because we changed our minds about that. Thank you. Stephen and to that, let me just say, god bless the United States of america. cheers and applause piano riff mm, thats all for now Governor John Hickenlooper tried to argue his centrist point of view, and he wasnt a fan of bernies theatrics. So, again, i think if were going to force americans to make these radical changes, theyre not going to go along. And you go, throw your hands up. All right jon laughs laughter stephen what are you doing . cheers and applause oh my god, what are you doing . What are you doing, hickenlooper . throwing his hands up in exasperation is bernies signature move as bernie i throw my hands in the air, because i profoundly care laughter tim ryan is that his name, tim ryan . Tim ryan had a weird way of connecting with the common man. Weve got to talk about the working class issues, the people who take a shower after work. laughter stephen thats a unique way to refer to working class voters. as ryan i care about the people who shower after work who come in and peel off their sweaty clothes in the garage, because theyre dirty. They are so, so very dirty. Then they soap up and maybe the soap splashes on the sides of the glass in the shower. And it gets all steamy and soapy you cant see whats going on in there. And then maybe some of the water tumbles off them splashes on the glass and rolls down, and then, suddenly bam it clears away and you can see all the way to Christmas Morning and you can tell theyre into crossfit. And, im sorry, what was the question . What was. laughter john delaney kept talking about how the nominee shouldnt attempt anything too extreme. Like, anything. And Elizabeth Warren had a rebuttal for that. I dont understand why any one goes to the trouble of running for president of the United States just to talk about what we really cant do and shouldnt fight for. cheers and applause stephen whoa boom stay down, delaney come on. Stay down, delaney youre bleeding out. Youre blind in one eye. Come on. Elizabeth eats lightning and craps thunder laughter but, but the vibrant millennial, Bernie Sanders, had a message to the youth. We need to bring millions of young people into the political process in a way that we have never seen by, by among other things thank you, senator. Making public colleges and universities tuition free and canceling student debt. Thank you, senator. Stephen as bernie we want a tik tok, snapchat in every cardi b. Im Bernie Sanders and im running for Student Council president laughter bernie, bernie cheers and applause i will come at you like a spider monkey ryan knew what to do on the environment. And he had the names to prove it. And you can go ask you can go ask gabe brown and alan williams, who actually make money off of regenerative agriculture. Stephen wait a second. Alan williams and gabe brown . Why didnt you say so when ive already forgotten their names . Then, tim ryan took a swipe at one of the heavy weights. I didnt say we couldnt get there until 2040, bernie. You dont have to yell. laughter jon oh. Stephen as bernie im not yelling this is what it sounds like when i whisper laughter its how i sang my kids lullabies at night. Twinkle, twinkle, little star the billionaire class has gone too far. piano riff cheers and applause so sweaty. So sweaty. I dont usually break a sweat. I rarely i gotta say, i gotta say applause cheers i was testing you, testing you. And, the cnn moderators stuck to their rule on candidates answers stop them from answering. More about thank you, ms. Williamson. Thank you, mayor. To supporting entrepreneurship for black entrepreneurs. Thank you very much. Thank you, senator. We have to lead the world thank you, senator sanders. Markets thank you, senator. No, so the question is senator, thank you, please abide by the rules. Congressman delaney its your turn. Thank you, senator. Stephen you can imagine these guys monitoring the lincolndouglas debates . as Abraham Lincoln a house divided against itself, cannot thank you, mr. Lincoln. Thank you. I have to give time to a fence post, by which i mean tim ryan. Now mayor pete applause mayor pete took issue with the democrats Climate Change talking points. We have all put out. Stephen look. laughter im going to stop you right there. This is a family debate. We dont need to know which one of you has put out. Now, then marianne. Went full williamson. If you think any of this wonkiness is going to deal with this dark psychic force of the collectivized hatred that this phen yes im afraid tup in this laughter there she goes, tossing her base some of that red unicorn meat. And the only way to defeat it is to help harry potter locate the final horcrux. laughter and applause and then piano tones and then, then cnn asked the allwhite group of candidacy how they deal with racism. Governor hickenlooper, why are you the best nominee to heal the racial divide in america . Please respond. Stephen look, i know the feeling of being put down because of something i cant control. Through no fault of my own, my name rhymes with lickenpooper. I know abuse. Jon oh, my. Steph plano negotiate her trade wials. Table, with Small Farmers at the table, with environmentalists at the table, with human rights activists at the table. Stephen and were going to need Table Manufacturers at theo need them to make much bigger tables, tables big enough for everyone ive invited to the table, table. applause then mayor pete took a shot at the republican enablers. When david duke ran for congress, ran for governor, the Republican Party 20 years ago ran away from him. Today, they are supporting naked racism in the white house. Stephen please, mayor pete, its bad enough. Dont make me imagine donald trump tweeting in the nude. applause then, then. Then Marianne Williamson began her final, final statement. Our problem is not just that we need to defeat donald trump. Stephen as williamson we have to defeat the dark lord sauron. Defeat the lidless eye. Ash nazg thrakatuluk agh burzum ishi krimpatul cheers and applause jon woooo stephen thank you, you know what im talking about. You know what im talking about. Hickenlooper hickenclosed this way what a night. Ive loved it. Stephen that makes one of us. And no sooner had the debate ended when cnn put up a countdown clock to tomorrow nights debates. Thats either the time until the next debate or how long tim ryan is going to spend fantasizing about your afterwork shower. laughter weve got a great show for you tonight. Jeff daniels is here. But when we return meanwhile. 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But once in a while i like to take a fivegallon bucket, turn it over, whittle a flute out of a discarded pig shin bone, scratch out a tune on grandmas old washboard to piece together the backwoods country jug band of topical news that is my segment cheers and applause meanwhile jon come on, now laughter and cheers stephen meanwhile, the t. S. A. At b. W. I. Airport in maryland detained a man yesterday after a missile launcher was found in his checked bag. Who are these people . Honey, do you think you can pack this Rocket Launcher . Its over three ounces of launcher. laughter applause meanwhile, in doughnut news, krispy kreme is redesigning its stores and making its menu even more sugary. audience reacts i guess to answer the question, can god make a doughnut so sweet, that even he gets diabetes . laughter applause the new krispy kreme menu will feature concoctions like doughnutinfused ice cream. 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Because sandwich. band playing cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody welcome back. Ladies and gentlemen, my first guest is an Emmy Award Winner you know from the newsroom, the looming tower ancoer. He currently stars in to ka mockgbird. Please welcome back to the late show, our friend, jeff daniels. applause cheers and applause you got you got bernie down. You got bernie down. Thats the new goto. Stephen a little bit. A little bit. Youre going to see a lot of bernie in the next few months. Stephen its easy pickins. You look like a man of the people in this outfit. Youre not some fancy guy in a suit. Youve got your jeans on. Youve got the sleeves rolled up. Youre ready to go to work for america. Odlaughter stephen why not . I dont know enough. Stephen that doesnt stop most of the people. laughter no, it doesnt stephen who do this. You look at these guys and you have to know about you have to know about you have to know too much. I know what i want. I know what i dont want, you know. Stephen okay. But, i dont know enough. I think it should be left to people who know how government runs and who can get things done in the political system in the government we have. It shouldnt be some guy who is popular stephen exactly. And there he is. Stephen im all for people shaking things up, but it would be nice if people knew how to get things done so you can actually push it through. I just want to say right off the bat, thank you so much for being here. Because, this is a school night for you. It is. Stephen you just did an entire performance of to kill a mockingbird where you brilliantly embody atticus finch, right here. There he is, on broadway. cheers and applause at the shubert theatre. And, if im not mistaken, sir, you have not one, not one, but two performances tomorrow. I do. Stephen youre as what my stephen you get a little you get spun, you get spinned. You do sorkin and youre spinning until 2 00 in the morning. Stephen what does what does doing sorkin because you have done several sorkins at this point, multiple sorkins. What does it do to your brain to be talking like that, the way he writes, for long periods of time . Its just, were in our ninth month now at the end of our ninth month. We did our number 305 tonight. And thats a lot. cheers and applause its not, you know, its not years stephen ill give you ill give it to you. Yeah, okay. Stephen why not . But, eight times a week, the same thing, the same thing. You get to you know it better so you can let it go sooner. But it still is like the indy 500 up there because he writes in a way that it flows and it moves and moves and it moves. And you get to the end of it, and even if youve done it 300 times, you dont just go home and turn the lights out. Youre still spinning. Stephen well, having done it this many times, because the play and the source material, the book, is about different people in the same Community Reacting to accusations of violence and essentially racial profiling and how racism is dividing the people in this town, given, say, last three weeks, where Donald Trumps racism has become more overt in his attacks on various politicians and communities around the United States, has that changed the tone of the audience when they come in . Do you think that changes what they get from the play or what theyre looking for . Because theres really, one of the most brilliant moments in the play is when which is new to this play, which is you and you calpurnia, atticus and calpurnia, talking about to what degree to you have to understand the side of the oppressor or how much do you just stand up for the oppressed . Yeah, i think a lot of people we felt this early, way back last november, december, but especially now, because suddenly baltimore is in the news. And they all weve got 1,400 people tonight who know that baltimore is in the news. And so there are lines that land, you know, more so than maybe six months ago, maybe. This to kill a mockingbird the ay, yoel it. And its a mixed audience, but theres a lot of white people there, a lot of white liberal america. A lot of White America is sitting out there. And this play is like a right hook to their chin. You watch the movie. You read the book. You feel the play. When tom robinson gets sent to jail, hes 100 innocent, and the only reason hes going to jail is because hes black, you see tom robinson chained up and walking across the stage on his way to the electric chair. And its a long cross. You feel that. And, America Needs to feel that stuff. America needs to do better than look at that picture of that father and that daughter in the river. And you tell applause you tell me that youre going to go to the voting booth and youre going to go, they shouldnt have crossed the river. Now, there are people out there that will believe that. Go ahead. Vote for it. Do it. But im, and i cant wait for, this is the second debate out of 20 . Jesus. laughter you know whittle it down. But we need somebody that can take this guy on, that can punch him in the face. Stephen it was in applause there is something very specific to your life that would be helpful here is that the debate was by no accident in michigan tonight. Yeah. Stephen which donald trump only won by around 10,000 votes. As a native michiganneder what do you, the people of michigan want out of a president . What are they looking for in the next president . There were the democrats on the stage tonight and the stage tomorrow night have to talk to the white and black americans who lost their manufacturing jobs. All they did was work their ass off and have g. M. Or pick a corporation send it to mexico, send it to china. Because theres a new group that matters more, and theyre called shareholders. And i can get that car made for 28 cents in mexico. Done. And i dont have to feel badly about it because you know what . Its just business. Oh, okay. You have to talk to those people, because they got screwed. And trump was the only guy in 2016 who said, im going to bring your manufacturing job back. Not a new one. The one you had, im going to bring it back. Well, he hasnt done it. So, theyve been lied to again. They dont know who to believe. You need to talk to them and you need to tell them that youre not going to raise their taxes and to get what you need done, all these thing you need to talk to them, because theyre the ones who are going to put an end to this madness. That 20 . Not me, not you, not you. Not the trump people. 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Who do you think made enough of a name for themselves or got enough attention tonight to sort of boost their campaign to the next round . I think its not surprising. I think you have warren. You have sanders. Buttigieg is going to make it through, im not stephen kind of givens, kind of givens. Givens, im not sure about beto, any longer . I think he hasnt really made his mark. But then again this is not for me to judge. Its for the voters to judge and the polling to judge. Stephen sure, but you guys watch this a lot. Yeah. Stephen of all of the white men whose names whose names you cant remember, do you remember anyones name from tonight . No, no, i dont think so. Delaney. No, because he got murdered. Because he only got every other question. laughter stephen yes, he did. And tim ryan got slapped around a little bit by bernie tonight. He did, right. Yeah. Stephen kind of warren went after delaney and bernie went after tim ryan. I wrote the damn bill stephen exactly. Your impression is better than mine. Stephen oh, i dont know. Thank you. I think thats what he does for a living. I think that theres a clear distinction between people who want to blow up the system and people tonight who said they wanted to work in it and i dont feel like they got any juice tonight by taking on these two frontrunners, warren and bernie. Stephen do you think it is two camps . I do think so. I think donald trump won in 2016 by saying, the system doesnt work for you. Its rigged. Im going to go and fix it. And i think the democrats have an argument he didnt fix it. D m going to return things back to the way it was before, donald trump. Im not sure thats the argument to make to those voters who desperately want change. And i think right now thats the majority of voters who feel like they dont really like whats happening. But this special stephen it is rigged. The system is rigged against you. Exactly, the whole special called american swamp about how the system is set up right now to not work for you guys, and to come out there and say, no, dont worry, well be able to fix it within the constraints, im not sure thats a winning argument. I think bernie actually set the stage and the table very well at the beginning. Whats going on across america is what bernie said was happening tonight. He said it very pointedly at the top. Weve got 500,000 people homeless in this country tonight. Tens of millions of people without health care. And i just dont think the American People who stayed home last time and delivered the election to donald trump because thats who really delivered the election to donald trump being fired up by somebody saying lets fix things within the system as it exists, today. Stephen tomorrow night, theres another debate. Cnn put up the countdown clock. Its going already. Cant wait. Stephen i think theyve lost their countdown clock privileges. laughter do you guys use td bc . R the american swamp. No, i dont think they gave us a countdown clock, as a matter of fact. Okay, no. I think we asked for one. Stephen katy, you spent 500 days on the road 510. Stephen 500, but whos counting . 510 days on the road with donald trump. Do you see anybody from the debate tonight or anybody you saw in the last two debates who is a counterpuncher like donald trump . Who would be able to go toe to toe and, you know, punch back . Well, i think biden can go toe to toe with him with the namecalling and the oneliners. But im not sure about policy. Donald trump, again, ran on changing the system. And i think if youre going to peel off those voters who tried trump and maybe dont know if they still like him, youre going to have to come to them with an argument of how youre going to make their life b i also don think its idea to just go after donaldecac yodont need to do that. It for e general for that. You need to talk about policy. And i think Elizabeth Warren has a real shot to reach those voters who are dissatisfied with the system and arent sure if they still like trump. I think she can appeal to them by talking about her plans. Stephen we have to take a quick break. Well be right back with more katy tur and Jacob Soboroff and their new show american swamp. Stick around. applause door bell rings its open hey. This is amazing. With moderate to severe ulcerative colitis, are you okay . Even when i was there, i never knew when my symptomsy. I learned humira can help get, and keep uc under control when other medications havent worked well enough. And it helps people achieve control that lasts. So you can experience few or no symptoms. Humira can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. 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What is washington like right now . laughter it is full of alligators and every time you walk down the street, youre getting bitten on the ankles and maybe the arms. On the arms . Well, its very it a lot. They come up and they bite you. Thats fair. Stephen what are the more redolent examples of how money. Money. Theres so much money in politics. The most money spent on a 2018 on a midterm was 2018. About 6 billion. Go ahead, sorry. Stephen so, its not necessarily people lining their pockets with government contracts. Its literally sort of the political Industrial Complex making money off the fact that we have elections . Ill give you one example. You talked a lot about this, but we went to arizona. Arizona is the sunniest state in the union, only 6 of people in arizona have solar power as a direct amount of money, the perverse amount of money flooding into the system. And natural gas, and other forms, Nuclear Power are, the preferred modes of powering your home in arizona, despite the fact you could do it, you could make money back on your house because of money coming from the Koch Brothers and the big Utility Companies in arizona. Trying to stomp it. May make money off of regular power. They dont make money off of solar power. Stephen so, forgive my ignorance here. How exactly does that work in the corrupt systems . So, i am someone from a petro company, a petroleum company, and i dont want solar power to be built in arizona. What am i doing to stop it . Im not like bribing you are funding lobbyists and youre also contributing to campaigns, and youre putting dark money into super pacs, and those super pacs send out ads. They send out fliers, they flood your television with commercials, telling you that, you dont want this. Vote against it. And they lobby elected officials to vote down bills. It is legalized bribery and legalized money laundering. And that is the system that elects the politicians today in the United States of america. And thats what were trying to tear apart. Their hands are behind their back. I had a really frank conversation with ken puck, republican member of the house from colorado. And he told me that oftentimes, a lot of the time, people dont actually want to get anything done. Lawmakers would rather have the gridlock and sit there and talk about how they want to get something done, but not do anything, because if they do, doing . Because if they do something, they run the risk of angering a special interest or big donor and those special interests or donors will spend money on getting them out of office so they sit there and twiddle their thumbs. Stephen and the anger that theyre expressing, the fighting looks like theyre doing something. Exactly. Stephen but in fact, theyre embracing the gridlock for cash. Exactly. Its no surprise that nobody shows up to vote in this country, because nothing ever gets done. The system always stays the same. Stephen but, they will in 2020. Dont listen to him. laughs cheers and applause we have to go. Im so sorry. Thank you so much for being here. Katy, jacob. American swamp airs sundays on msnbc. Katy tur and Jacob Soboroff, everybody well well well, what have we here . A magical place. Thats lookin to get scared with bats. And ghouls. And cars in disguise. Ive cast quite a spell now. You wont believe your eyes the spell is cast. Halloween time is back with spooktacular experiences in disneyland and disney california Adventure Parks . To the wait did frowe just winners. Prouders everyone uses their phone differently. Thats why Xfinity Mobile lets you design your own data. Now you can share it between lines. Mix with unlimited, and switch it up at anytime so you only pay for what you need. Its a different kind of Wireless Network designed to save you money. 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