War would be easy to win . None of this adds up. Fine lets throw our support behind the abominable bernie. Health care, in my view, is a human right. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, holly dow plus, stephen welcomes curtis 50 cent jackson. Jillian bell. And musical guest tori kelly. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey thank you thank you, my friends. Thank you, my friends and you are my friends. Welcome, one and all, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. What time is it now. If you havent seen the news, a bit of a rough day on wall street. The Dow Jones Industrial average fell over 800 points. My condolences to the entire jones family. laughter our economy will be missed. Its been a tumultuous week. On monday, the dow lost 391 points, then gained 382 on tuesday, only to plunge again today. When reached for comment, the market said this i get knocked down but i get up again stephen experts advise that worried investors drink a whiskey drink, then a vodka drink, then a lager drink, then a cider drink. So why the sudden panic . Appantly, the bond market, for the first time in over a decade, flashewa that has an eerily accurate track record for predicting recessions. Thats right. Were facing an inverted yield curve do you have any idea what that means . If so, please tell me. laughter because ive been watching tv all day, and im still not getting it. They keep showing these graphs, and they are not pretty, folks. applause do something about, that chris. Now, one thing that is definitely not helping the World Economy is trumps trade war with china. But we may be getting some relief, because yesterday, the white house announced that the president s latest tariffs on china will be delayed until december 15, effectively ensuring retailers can import goods for the holidays before the tariffs take effect. as trump im saving christmas all you other holidays, youre on your own. Looking at you, chanuhkuh. laughter . Jon oh, wow stephen its odd that trump would back down to protect american consumers, because hes been clear about one thing all along the tariffs are not being paid for by our people. Its being paid for by china. You are not paying for those tariffs. China is paying for those tariffs. Our people are not paying for it. Theyre paying for it. Our people are not paying for it. China is paying for it, not our people. Stephen sounds good. Never paid for it in my life. But then, yesterday, while explaining his reasons for the delay, trump said, yeah, we kind of do. Were doing this for christmas season, just in case some of the tariffs would have an impact on u. S. Customers, which, so far, theyve had virtually none. Just in case they might have an impact on people, what weve done is weve delayed it so they wont be relevant to the Christmas Shopping season. Stephen as trump so, again, they dont hurt Christmas Shopping, but im delaying them so they wont hurt Christmas Shopping. And i already know what im getting you this christmas. Im getting you this big, fat lie im telling you right now. And ioon its the same thing applause i know its the same thing i got you last year, but i buy them in bulk from china. laughter the items spared until christmas include ice hockey gloves, human hair fashioned into wigs or false beards, and prepared or preserved frog meat. You know, stocking stuffers. I still remember those Magical Christmas mornings, running downstairs and seeing mom wearing her ice hockey gloves and here fake beard, ladling out the frog nog. One product that has been dropped from trumps tariff list permanently is bibles. Wait a second hold the wha our bibles come from china . No wonder jesus is always talking about sharing everything you have with the poor. Theyre selling us commie jesus. laughter applause ive had it ive had it we dont need no commie jesus lucky american jesus wants me to win the lotto. Whiptsers numbers into my ears when im driving. Thats yet kids have to keep quiet. But the race to replace trump keeps heating up, and ill tell you all about it in tonights doin it donkey style. Nevertheless, she persisted. Stephen first up on the d style is former colorado governor john hickenlooper, seen hickenlooper has struggled to gain traction and is considering ending his president ial bid and entering the race for colorados republicanheld senate seat. Bravo bravo good for you i like that. Finally, a man willing to put aside his ego and do what is good for the country. That guy should run for president. And the numbers back him up. On sunday, the denver post published a poll saying hickenlooper would lead other democrats in the Colorado Senate race by 51 percentage points, which shocked hickenlooper. He did not know poll numbers could have two digits. laughter and hes put a lot of thought into this. And hes taking the idea of dropping out seriously. In fact, last weekend, hickenlooper hopped into senator Michael Bennets car to discuss his impending decision. Bennet listened to hickenlooper carefulfully, then thoughtfully replied, who are you . But other Democratic Candidates applause thank you. Other Democratic Candidates are still going strong, like south bend mayor and photo on the inside flap bend mayor and photo on the inside flap of a selfpublished poetry book, mayor pete buttigieg. Mayor pete was at the iowa state fair yesterday, and he showed that hes willing to put his body on the line to be president. Here he is diving into some fried oreos. You want some . I mean, im not going to eat all six. Stephen well, then youre not going to be president , pete im not going to eat all six. Oh, someones too good for cardiac arrest. Dont you know gorging yourself in public is how american knows youre the right choice. Chester a. Arthur got the job by winning a pieeating contest. They didnt even bother holding an election they just hosed him off and inaugurated him. But, of course, it wasnt all fried fun and games, because mayor petes day took a bit of a darker turn when he talked to this veteran iowa fairgoer. I shook Robert Kennedys hand. All right, so youre good luck . No it was a month before he got shot laughter applause stephen as old woman i shake every candidates hand to see if it was just me that ancient fortune teller said all i touch would wither to dust. You are doomed you going to finish those fried oreos . laughter theres also news about vermont senator and sentient dryer lint, bernie sanders. laughter for years, the bern has been critical of corporate america, especially amazon c. E. O. And supercool penis, jeff bezos. laughter applause . Jon whoa stephen hey, ladies. Look, but dont touch. At a recent event in new hampshire, bernie went after bezos again. You know, if you look at the Washington Post which is owned by the wealthiest guy in this country, a guy named jeff bezos amazon made 10 billion in profit last year. You know how much they paid in taxes . You got it zero any wonder why the Washington Post is not one of my great supporters . I wonder why. Stephen wait. Hes stealing trumps thing. as bernie yes, the jeff bezos the Washington Post is and i think i am coining this phrase fake news sad its a witch hunt a witch. Hunt god bless the united stush. Now, bernie went on applause bernie went on to explain why hes worried about Corporate Media, saying large corporations own the media in america, by and large, and i think there is a framework, about how the Corporate Media focuses on politics. Okay, bernie, thats ridiculous. I, Stephen Colbert, work for a major Corporate Media. But im free from corporate influence and can say whatever i want. Which reminds me all hail the glorious merger of viacom and cbs cheers and applause may it forever bolster our premium content portfolio and position us to span all content categories and demographics, creating eternal value for shareholders viacomcbs stronger together weve got a great show for you tonight. Curtis 50 cent jackson is here. But when we return, i send one of my writers to iowa stick around. Steady the elbow. Shoot me one . Ahh boom shaka laka. Feisty. Ahh yof your daily routine. Lf so why treat your mouth any differently . 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Thats fair. whispers how about one that boots up fast . Its switching time. Hows that for fast . Switch to booting up as fast as six seconds switch to chromebook cheers and applause stephen hey, jon batiste and stay human, everybody thats the band right there. Im not the band. Thats the band right there. You know who is coming up, jon, is our friend halfdollar jackson. Curtis 50 cent jackson. Jon 50 cent. Yeah. Stephen always fun always fun to talk with him. Always gives me good advice. Jon oh, yeah, hes great. Stephen folks, as i said little earlier, all the candidates are in iowa. In fact, this week, 22 different Democratic Candidates made stops at the iowa state fair, giving voters a chance to watch them deliver stump speeches, flip pork chops, and finally find out if anyone can tell the difference between john delaney corn dog. Nobody, i dont see it. I dont see it. There are so many candidates in the race, that i dont think people know who they all are. In fact, last week, we had our writer brian stack walk around new york pretending to be a madeup president ial candidate named Gregory Whytman. And a lot of people bought it. Excited to meet him. So we wanted to know if our fake candidate could appeal to the good people of iowa. Jim . Before Gregory Whytman campaigned at the iowa state fair, he needed advice from a professional. So he met with reallife president ial candidate and governor of the great state of montana, Steve Bullock, at a popular Iowa Campaign stop. Hey. Great meeting you. Stephen bullock was the perfect candidate for gregory to talk to, since he and whyten tman had similar poll numbers. He. Some advice i would be yourself. Be myself. Be yourself. Thats tough because i dont like myself. Hi there. Believe it or not, one of us is governor Steve Bullock running for president. Can you guess which one . Is it you . Im Steve Bullock, the governor of montana. Nice to meet you. Whats your name. Stew scott. Im Gregory Whytman. Im also running for president. Can i ask you real quick which of the two of us you were most impressed with in the last debate . What a great question. I think it was a tie. Thats very kind of you. Stephen it was time to hit the state fair and give iowa voters whyten tmans Campaign Message whatever that is. What is your main reason why i should vote for you, for president . You know, if im really honest, my driving force is to make. Denise dibilbus, who wouldnt go to senior prom with me, regress that decision. Okay, that doesnt make meantime to vote for you. Well, if im president , shes going to regret that decision, dont you think . But that doesnt make meantime to vote for you. Thats, i need more. You dont even know denise. No. Thank you for agreeing to ride this thing with me. Its a tough decision, but have you given any thought who youre going to vote for . Trump. Okay. So did i see you out in the debates and i cant remember. A lot of people didnt really notice me in the debates because i was way over on the side by deblazio. I heard about that kind of a thing. I was way out on the side. They didnt cut to me much. And sometimes i would stick my head in real fast like, hey, good point. We cant let them get away with that. Hey, good point hey, you know, i just wanted to let you know, you know, a lot of candidates are backed by big oil or big tobacco. And im actually backed by big corn. Hi. Yeah, thats actually my brotherinlaw, jeff. He needs the work. Very nice. Hey, i know theres a lot of candidates to choose from, and its kind of hard to get any traction in the polls, so i was thinking, since beto orourke got a little boost and attention from swearing, i was wondering if i could try a little of that out and see if it might boost my poll numbers. Are you ready . All right, all right bleep environment. Okay. Stephen if he really was going to win over fairgoers, whyten tman would have to hit all the wrec requisite stops ofe other candidates. Its appropriate that im flipping pork chops, because if i become president im going to chop pork bareilles spending. Very clever. Wow what a perfect metaphor for my poll numbers stephen on his way to eat a corn dog he bumped into a real president ial candidate. Also, andrew yang. Youre offering 1,000 a month to people. I was wondering if i could maybe get mine now. Would that be possible . I have to win this thing in 2020, and then starting in 2021, the freedom dividends can go to you and every other american. Okay, because i have some veterinary bills. My dog swallowed a golf ball. Secretary castro. Can you tell me what youd like to achieve most if you were president . Well, i mean, the number one thing that we need to do is combat Climate Change because its an existential threat to our country and our world. Wow, okay, im in. Castro 2020. I made a big mistake running. I dont know what i was thinking. Stephen of course, nor candidate can leave the iowa state fair without giving a speech on their famous soapbox stage. So im not going to give up. I want to represent the forgotten americans, folks like jay insly, michael bennet, john delaney, and four or five others. I forgot them, and thats my point. But i ask you to believe in me, Gregory Whytman, a believable choice. And together, with your support, we can build a better future. And, also, hopefully impress my wife. Were going through a bit of a rough patch. Shes out canvassing for elisabeth warren. laughter secretary castro, its an honor to meet you, and thank you for talking to me. And i hope youll have a great president ial campaign. Thank you, sir. Stephen thank you, grigory. Well be right back with curtis 50 cent jackson. No i, i cant feel the heat yet dont let it catch you i cant feel the heat hey, who are you . Oh, hey jeff, im a car thief. 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Folks, my first guest is a grammy award winner, actor, and business tycoon. Pr ofpowe opl welcomek late applause hey stephen good to see you. Ill take another. Ill take another. Welcome back. Oh, im happy to be back. Stephen always fun talking to you. It is. Stephen i always learn a lot. I learned something about you. You had a very busy time since the last time you were here at the beginning of the year. Are you getting your own star on the hollywood walk of fame. applause congratulations. Im excited about that. I didnt expect that. That came out of nowhere. I was like, i get that . Stephen do you know where its going to be or who youre going to be around . I wanted to move it. I wanted to move it to my neighborhood. But im going to have to just keep it wherever it lands, it will be good. Stephen sure, sure. Hopefully people will go take pictures next to it. applause take a selfie where you can see my name. Stephen sure. As i said, you got the music career. Youve got the grammys. Youve got the hollywood walk of fame. Youre a successful businessman. Is there a holy grail . Is there something curtis 50 cent jackson has not achieved yet . There are a few other trophies they didnt give me. laughter . Stephen do you have an emmy . Do you have an emmy . I dont have an emmy. Ill take an oscar. Stephen ill take an oscar, too. Nobel peace prize. Why not. Ill take them, put them in nice place s. Stephen next to your star on the hollywood walk of fame. Well, you have you have a luxurious lifestyle. You know, you have the beautiful suits. I particularly like this one, sort of understated for you. Yeah, because its, like, paisley, and then it stops. Stephen yes. And then youve got the youve got the watch right there. Yeah, thats the rapper, like everybody is watching, the kids. They dont see nothing shiny. Stephen and you dont you dont really ever take thats you in a bubble bath. You posted this photo right there. laughter thats a different version of this watch. Stephen its a different version . Its not the same watch . It doesnt have the circles in it. You have to have the one with the circles in it. Stephen okay. I have a question jim, can we see this again . I have a question about this. Have i been taking bubble baths wrong. I thought they were to be relaxed. You dont seem relaxed. You seem angry. That was photograph number 10. When youre using a timer, youre like. Youre like wait youre like. applause stephen wow. So a man of your level of success doesnt have his own bathroom photographe aughter . Yeah, yeah, if you had a bathroom photographer, you would probably you probably ought to touch, you know . laughter . Stephen you can borrow mine. You can borrow mine. You can borrow mine. You also have another example here of your luxurious lifestyle. Again, which is, a certain part of me totally gets this. You have this is you what is it a lamborghini . Yeah. Stephen this is you on your custom lamborghini with matching matching tshirt and shoes. Do they come with the car or do you have to have them custom made . I had to get them to make the car for versace, put all the stuff on it. I have to be finding things to do, to be honest with you. laughter . Stephen this is just this is just make work . This is just busy work . What am i going to do now . Other people got the car, so you have to create a separation between you and the other people that are actually going to drive the car. Im going to wear this car when i wear these shoes. laughter . Stephen do you have do you have other outfits that match other cars . Yes, i do. laughter cheers and applause stephen i im in the wrong business, evidently. laughter so i just dont have a lot of time because im moving around a lot. So i put that there and next time i go out and am actually going to be seen driving the car, im going to drive this car with the shoes that match that car. Stephen you dont have a lot of time so that has to be a fast car wherever you go. I understand there was a problem with this car. This car went missing for a little while. What happened there . I was performing at the barclays, and snoop was there, snoop dogg, and he was like he said, if you need me to come on ill come on. Because we have done a song together. When we went on it was, like, it was fun. I had a good time. It was a surprise that he came out. And then i had re so he left and i continued to perform. When i came off i was wet and i wiped off everything and got dressed. And i came out, and the car was gone. He went, walked by the car, saw the car, and he was like i dont know if it was jealous feelings or something. But he he actually got went to the car and got in the car, because the keys are in there, because you park inside the barclays. And the guy who was supposed to valet park. I said, where did the car go . And he said, snoop took the car. I said, what . How do you just let him take my car . He said he came, he walked around it. Because snoop a lot. Im like i think he i think he thought that was his car for a minute. laughter but later he made a tape saying i owe him for the performance because he feel like you got me performing for free and you got cars like this out here in the middle he thought i tricked him into a performance. But he offered to perform. Stephen that was your so this is your car. I apologize, because i was driving around with snoop. Cadid not know this s laughter folks, what we learned is that mr. Jackson here keeps the keys to his car underneath the mat. Just applause . In the parking lot. Stephen youre on your honor, youre on your honor not to steal his car. Another so youre youre youre a successful businessman. People love 50 cent. Have you considered entering politics yourself . You know what . I never really thought about entering politics at all. But you really have, like, a really likable person. You have this conservative. cheers and applause . Stephen me . Yes. Stephen you think i should run . I think you should. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen you see that . Im telling you. Me, it would look like there are already things wrong. laughter immediately stephen like what . Why wouldnt you want a president like that . Okay. Get air force one all tricked out with this stuff. Where is he at . At the strip club. Stephen who called in that air strike . It wasnt me. Snoop dogg called in the air strike. Are you an artist and executive producer and former star of power over on starz. Heres the thing i think the last time you were here, you were still on it. You killed yourself off last season. Yeah. Stephen what why why would an executive producer kill themselves off of their own show . Why not give yourself if you dont like it, give yourself a better part. Youre the executive producer. It was one of those things like, if i kill myself off, then i become a director. Stephen oh, are you directing now . I directed episode 603. My directorial debut. applause . Stephen how did you like thats a different thats a different thing. Yeah, so its like its like, you die. Now youre great. It was not a bad thing. I watched some of the actors when they find out that theyre dead, their character died in the table read, and they get emotional. And its not because theyre not talented actors. Its because theyre not sure theyre going to be doing something they want to do their next gig. Stephen sure. Well, theyre unemployed. Thats their unemployment notice. This is, okay, i need a job. Stephen did you enjoy directing . Like are you are you what do you what do you wear what do you wear when youre directing . Do you have a special outfit that you wear . You wear buttons, but you were Everything Else like you forgot you were wearing buttons, pants and sneakers at the bottom ive been up all day. Youre the first person on the set, last person to leave. Its cool. Stephen so you want to look like youre working hard. Right. Like, look, ive been up all night, okay. Like, you know, iavero tolerance today. Stephen are you tough on the actors . Do you give line readings . How do you imagine im an actor, how would you coach me into an emotional moment . Look, stephen, you have to get this right now, right. Youre going to make us look like. Stephen totally motivated. Sign me up. Sign me up. Season six of power premieres august 25 on starz. Season six of power premieres august 25 on starz. Curtis these are more chip than veggie. While v8 is a snack you can veg out on. V8 the original Plant Powered drink. Veg up. You know that look . That life of the party look. Walk it off look. One more mile look. Reply all look. Own your look with fewer lines. Theres only one botox® cosmetic. Its the only one fda approved to temporarily make frown lines, crows feet and forehead lines look better. 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Yeah, thats a starting rate. 129 a month, and for that you get access to everything in the gym except half of it. So every person weve walked by has 129 to just give to you . Is there a sliding scale for people in debt up to their bleep . Uh. Okay. You do know that people can go outside, though, and just be outside, and, like, do things. Stephen please welcome jillian bell you can ring my bell ring my bell cheers and applause . Oh, wow. Stephen hello. Hello, how are you. Stephen welcome aboard. Welcome aboard. Your new movie is brittany runs a marathon. This is your first dramatic and starring role. Yes. Stephen how dramatic. And how much running did you do . Very dramatic. No, im just joke. Its not that serious. Its a comedy as well. Stephen yes. But i did a lot of running. I did a lot of running. Stephen are you a runner . No, no. Not naturally. Stephen did they know this before you were cast . They asked if i could, and i go, oh, yeah, running. Stephen one foot in front of the other. I do it all the time. Stephen for the bus. And thats all i listed, for the bus, to get to the bus. Stephen but this is brittany runs a marathon. Yes. Stephen have you ever run a marathon . No. Stephen do you run a marathon in the course of this movie . Well see. laughter youve got to go see it. Youve got to go see it. No, but i was i was running a lot. I i actually started training on my own, and i decided i wanted to do the physical journey of the character. Stephen sure. So i committed, on my own, to losing 40 pounds because thats what the character goes through in the film. cheers and applause . Stephen wow. Thank you for applauding the work. Its a lot of work. Stephen wow. But, yeah, so i decided to do it, like, you know Daniel Day Lewis would do. I looked it up on pintrest. And i found out you can do a thing thats from couch to 5k, and it helps you slowly train. But its as easy as that. Stephen whats the first step . If youre on the couch, whats the first step . Get up. Stephen get off the couch. Get up off the couch and move a little bit. Thats the first day. Stephen did doing the movie make you want to run a marathon . No. No, i i respect people that do. I think they have superhero abilities. I think its amazing. For me, thats not my obsession is learning to get to that point. Stephen what is your obsession . Escape rooms. I enjoy an escape room. Have you done one . Stephen what are the cardiovascular component of an escape room. I have never done one. Do you know what happens in them. Stephen you get locked in a room and you get 45 minutes and you do. Then what happens . Someone walks in and goes, you didnt make it. laughter but its stephen have you ever not made it out . Yeah. Theres times, those are those are the low days. Stephen how many have you done . How obsessed are you . Oh, i love it. I go all the time. I actually went one time, and my friend tried to set me up with someone so brought them into the group. Stephen how many people might be in the group . You know, if youre doing it right . Stephen yeah. Six to eight. Stephen six to eight. Stephen so six to eight people. One of them is someone this person thinks you should be dating. They thought i should be dating and after watching him in an escape room. Said no. laughter . Stephen can you explain to me what this is . Yes. Stephen i was given this thing right here. This is a passport to an escape hotel in hollywood. Stephen what is an escape hotel. That sounds weird . Well, its got a lot of rooms in it, and, you know, theres the circus room, the daycare room. Theyre all creepy. laughter as daycares happen to be. But i took this with me to mexico on mistake, because i thought laughter . Stephen you meant to take your passport. I thought this was my passport. Stephen so you get to customs and i want you to see is there a camera for a closeup. Of this woman, they opened up and saw this woman who is terrified for her life, but also a little excited in the eye, like this. Stephen all across the bottom it says, escape, escape, escape. No, im not running from the law, officer. No let me in. Stephen i understand you also have a fashion line here. My sister and i created a Company Called neon witch. Stephen neon witch . Yes gli like the mixed messages here. This one says anxiety. The calming image of the ocean. Stephen and this one says depression. Yes stephen where did you get the idea for these . Well, not to get too heavy or serious, but some of those run in my family. And we just thought it would be cool to own it. Stephen oh, wow. Are we related . Oh stephen depression . Anxiety, yeah. Good to see you again. No, but its a fun way to stephen where can you get these shirts. Neonwitch. Com. Stephen so nice to meet you. Thank you. 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Performing sorry would go a long way, ladies and gentlemen, tori kelly cheers and applause dont seem to wanna hold me like you did before we dont go out to dinner, aint no flowers at my door you do a lot of talkin theres a word you never say sorry would go a long way i stayed up all night waitin and you forgot to call and, oh, i feel so lonely its like you dont care at all maybe its your ego or just your foolish pride its like im not on your mind you never tell me that you love me oh, what a mess of me youve made it wont make it all better wont make it okay but sorry would go a long way i feel the times are changin and maybe you are too im the same old me but youre a different you so be a man about it and admit youve done me wrong i just wanted you all along ooh, you never tell me that you love me oh, what a mess of me youve made it wont make it all better wont make it okay but sorry would go a long way and after the heartache after the hurt why is it so hard to say that one word if its really over you never tell me that you love me oh, what a mess of me youve made no, it wont make it all better wont make it okay but sorry would go a long way cheers and applause stephen tori kelly, everybody well be right back. 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