laughter announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight stephen welcomes mindy kaling and seth green, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause band playing stephen oh hey cheers and applause hey good to see ya whats going on . cheers and applause happy thursday, everybody audience chanting Stephen Stephen whoo got to get the people on the straight and narrow here, back on the path. cheers and applause thanks, everybody please cheers and applause nice. Thats nice. Hello, all. Hello, all. Please have a seat, everybody. Thank you so much for being here. Welcome one and all to the late show, im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause piano riff today is a solemn day. Its the anniversary of dday, when we beat the nazis, once and laughter pretty good run, you have to say, 75 years. President trump was in normandy to commemorate the occasion. He gave a speech that was by all accounts and i hope im saying this right president ial . laughter havent seen that word in a while. That came to a screeching halt once he wasnt reading someone elses words. For instance, trump sat down with french president , and man saying french accent here is the church, here is the steeple emmanuel macron. laughter trump told macron about the significance of the dday landing beaches. It is a very special place. It is an amazing place. And its somewhere, when you think of those places of great importance, this is certainly one of the top in the eyes of some, it is the its the top. Stephen as trump in terms of the top places of amazing importance, its really amazing how top important it is. the top, some say, when you think of places, and tops, and certainly one of the few beaches in france where people wear tops. laughter am i correct . Tell me if im correct. piano riff trump had more praise for his host country, and the palace they were meeting in. Id love you to tell some of the folks in the media, like you did me, how it started with napoleon. Its a very interesting place that were in. And, as you know, france has many interesting places. Stephen as trump yes, not everyone knows that, jon. France has so many interesting places. Theres the hunchback church, theres penis tower, that place where the naked ladies dance, the workers down in the croissant mines, the toast museum, and the academy of tonguekissing. Trump explained how he met a new type of person on his trip who taught him things on his travels. They called them the guides. And they were guiding us. They were telling us what happened and when. laughter stephen yes, they call them the guides. I, too, have met the guides. They led us to the bus, and said unto us look to your right, for it is the arc de triomphe. And lo, they bequeathed unto us the boxed lunch. laughter trump was also asked about in 2004, george w. Bush said, here in normandy, we would do it again for our friends, would you say that too . It is very sad but i would absolutely be right there. I would be right there. Stephen as trump absolutely. Id be right there. Especially now that those world war ii soldiers are so old and easy to fight. Bingbangboom, nightynight, grandpa, beach saved thats what the guide told me. laughter now, the president is facing his own battles back home. Yesterday, House Democratic leaders met in private to talk about impeachment. And things got heated between speaker of the house nancy pelosi and house judiciary chairman and proud father of two wonderful chairs, jerry nadler. laughter congressman nadler wants to launch an impeachment inquiry against trump, but pelosi turned him down, responding, i dont want to see him impeached, i want to see him in prison. cheers and applause piano riff okay, but why do we have to choose . laughter and democrats arent trumps only problem. Last week, trump threatened that if mexico did not stop Central American migrants from crossing into the united states, he would put a 5 tariff on everything we import from them starting this coming monday. Everyone will feel these tariffs. Our top four agricultural imports from mexico are beer, avocados, tomatoes, and tequila. Trumps putting a tariff on summer laughter so, heres the thing, if you like avocados, i suggest stocking up and then eating them all this weekend because theyre going to go bad. laughter theyre not ripe theyre hard, theyre hard, theyre hard, theyre mush. Theyre gone. This is such a bad idea that even Congressional Republicans are flirting with rebellion. Oooh, oh, oh really . Flirting, flirting flirting with rebellion. That could lead to a dalliance with integrity, making eyes at governance, and then at the christmas party, a drunken hookup with defending the constitution. cheers and applause piano riff they are 100 . Jon yeah, incredible. Stephen i know for a fact you are not applauding the constitution. You are applauding drunken hookups right now. cheering this week, the g. O. P. Caucus met with white house officials to learn what trumps plan was. And howd that go . One republican aide after this meeting was over with, they described this as a clusterf. I wont complete the word there. Stephen oh, oh can i guess . laughter cluster cluster cluster f is it cluster farm . Is it cluster friends . Its cluster bleep , isnt it . Its cluster bleep . cheers and applause why do you have to . Why the potty mouth . Now, there have been rumors that republicans are so upset about these tariffs that they might do anything. Those rumors were shoved into a shallow grave by Senate Majority leader and man who just read an article about his bodys hidden Pleasure Centers laughter mitch mcconnell, who said most of us hope that this mexican delegation thats come up here and discussed the challenges at the border and what the mexicans might be able to do to help us more than they have will be fruitful and that these tariffs will not kick in. Yes, hes hoping that theyll get trump to not put the tariffs on. In other words, mcconnell wants the mexicans to do the jobs american politicians wont do. And the mexicans heres the deal, the mexicans went to the white house and no. Back in europe, trump took time out of his day of solemn remembrance to fire back at his congressional critics. A lot of people, senators included, they have no idea what theyre talking about when it comes to tariffs. They have no absolutely no idea. When you have the money, when you have the product, when you have the thing that everybody wants, youre in a position to do very well with tariffs. Stephen yes, unlike those stupid senators, trump understands complex economic principles like money, and product, and thing. laughter then trump unveiled a new nickname for nancy pelosi. I call her nervous nancy. Something about me having control of our Nuclear Arsenal makes her skittish laughter Speaker Pelosi was also in normandy to honor dday. And when she was asked to respond to trump, she was zero percent nervous. I dont talk about the president while im out of the country. Thats my principle. Stephen as pelosi but as soon as im flying over international waters, you give me an airplane chardonnay, and the claws will come out. laughter weve got a great show for you tonight. Mindy kaling is here. But when we return, meanwhile cheers and applause band playing ok who. Is wearing old navy . All of us. His stripes, her dots, my spots, its all old navy honey. Really . We cool . Yea. Were cool. Styles at two, four, six and eight bucks all kids and baby on sale up to sixty percent off. Now at old navy. What just happened . We switched from ford. I switched from ram. I switched to chevy. We switched to chevy. We switched to chevy. For dependability. For these guys. And just look at it. We switched to chevy. See for yourself why people are switching at the chevy allstar open house. Get 20 below msrp on all 2019 silverado double cab pickups thats over 9,750 on this silverado. Find new roads at your local chevy dealer. 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He fought in many places, went to the eagles nest, and did not survive the war, sadly, but we have all his letters that he sent back to his mom and his dad and sisters, my mom being one of them, and i would like to read you one of his letters right now in commemoration of all the people who sacrificed in world war ii that we might be free. And this is the last letter he sent before dday. There are a lot more letters from the rest of the war. He was stationed in england, getting ready to go. They didnt know where or when, and this is from may 10, 1944. Mom dearest, do you want to go on a dream with me . I am tugging myself back to reality. Its quite a job. A little jingle keeps running through my head. Here i am on a hillside, master each bin myew that is master mind, each green hill bows gracefully into a valley, each valley smiles back up to me, its face wrinkled with roads, gardens and clustered houses, a portrait of an old man this, with a smoke of a village curling lazily over him. What a story he could tell a foreign friend and foreign foe, from back before a single plow had violated virgin soil till now when all his coat is quilted like a rag doll. From halfclad men in caves to the dwellers of the neeson hut of that and is no more. Of that that was and always shall be, land unharnessed and land worked, the rights of man and war, the law of god and peace. Patient, old man, let me take one of your hills that one, tethered into a huge bouquet by its twisting, turning hedgerows. Let me offer it to god in thanksgiving for that that was and always shall be. This is england in the spring of 44, and warriors gaze eastward, as warriors have before. applause best of love to all my wonderful family, eddie. The next letter, hes already in france. I didnt know him. But i love him. applause you know, folks, each night over there in the monologue, i stand on that stage serving you a beautiful layer cake of all the big stories. But, occasionally, i like to sweep up all the sugary crumbs, pack em together tightly into a ball, dip em in frosting andkey segment meanwhile cheers and applause meanwhile, this week, off the coast of south carolina, two recreational deepsea fishermen pulled in a package wrapped in black plastic floating in the water that turned out to be about 30 to 50 kilos of cocaine with a street value of 1 million. Exciting for the fishermen, not so great for the person who misplaced a Million Dollars of cocaine. Honey . Have you seen that big sack . It was on the back of the speedboat next to my sunglasses . Anywho, hey, lets change our names and move to canada. Dont answer that phone laughter now on a personal note, this floating pile of drug trash was found in the ocean 70 miles southeast of charleston. I was just fishing out there last week i saw this story and said i bet you anything there were a bunch of mahimahi mobbing that cocaine brick. They love anything that casts shade. Sure enough, the fishermen said they found the cocaine because they spotted a school of mahi mahi jumping around it. laughter and every one of those fish was amped about a cool screenplay idea. Okay, heres the deal, its like the godfather, but with fish and luca brasi sleeps with the people laughter lets dance lets dance laughter meanwhile so i have been told. Meanwhile, this week, after a Water Treatment messup, the tap water in cole grove ohio turned bright pink. Okay, these baby gender reveals are getting out of hand. laughter its a girl and the whole town is dead the pink color was caused by the release of a large quantity of sodium permanganate, a purifying agent Officials Say is safe for drinking, but could be damaging to clothes. laughter that looks like liquefied peppa pig is fine for your insides, but for gods sake, dont let it touch your pants laughter meanwhile, remember the disastrous Fyre Festival . Well, one of the festivals co founders, rapper ja rule still thinks the Fyre Festival was a good idea. The Fyre Festival was an amazing idea. The idea of it was dope, the marketing was dope everything was done very right on that. It just, it wasnt we. The execution was bad . The execution was extremely bad, man. Stephen thats kinda the whole point, mr. Rule. The hindenburg was an amazing idea the idea was dope. The marketing was dope. Its just the fire and the screaming and not dope. Jon yeah. Stephen who was in charge of the execution should be executed. laughter meanwhile, in iceland a Swimming Pool has banned men from using hairdryers on their nether regions, and they even produced this poster showing what elderly men should not do. I am here to say that level of detail is not necessary laughter and if you must use the dryer down there, dont make eye contact with us while you do it laughter cheers and applause piano riff oh, did you wanna use this blow dryer . laughter ill be done in. As long as you want this to take. But fear not, old men of iceland, there is a solution from now on, just drop your boys into the old dyson air blade. laughter clearly designed for it. Well be right back with mindy kaling. cheers and applause band playing new magnum ice cream. Double sea salt caramel. Carefully made to be broken. Magnum ice cream. You know that look . That life of the party look. Walk it off look. One more mile look. Reply all look. Own your look with fewer lines. 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Her new film is late night. So you went to our parents Parent Company in order to make this interview . Yep. And you have no experience in comedy . No, im obsessed with comedy. No, ive seen every episode of the show, written a book about it. Do late standup. Where . If you have a problem, ask the chemist, shell always have the solution. Which kills with people who know about chemistry. Stephen please welcome back to the late show, mindy kaling cheers and applause cheers and applause thank you very nice job i like that great to see you cheers and applause great crowd today. Stephen fantastic. I did not get that kind of entrance. You get that kind of entrance. Not just that they applauded for me. I can sense they are cool and smart people. Stephen very much. cheers and applause do you know what i mean . Stephen theyre also physically attractive. Good looking. Stephen yes. I scanned the audience, i was, like, this is a bunch of smoke shows. Stephen yeah. I have been looking to see a fair amount of you recently because i interviewed the montclair Film Festival for late night. I went to your home for a short time. Stephen i got you drunk. Yes. Stephen briefly, afternoon day drinking with mindy kaling. It was great. Stephen now, you went to dartmouth and you have a fancy play writing degree, right . Yes. Stephen is the degree in play writing . Yes. applause thank you. Im educated, not just beautiful. Yes, i went to college. Stephen fancy play writing degree. Were you writing as a child . Always. Comedy as a child . Well, my mom was a doctor, and i was a real latchkey kid. We werent allowed to have any baby sitters because they were too suspicious of american people, so i would go to my moms office and she was an o. B. g. Y. N. , and there was one office where she would talk to patients, one to do the exam and one to draw blood. So after school i would go to the phlebotomy office. If they had to draw blood, they would say are you cool with a 6 yearold being there, shes the doctors daughter . If they said yes i would stay if not, i would stand in the hallway. My mom would say, you can read or write, thats it. I would sit with the type writer and write little plays. Stephen and be adorable doing it because this is oh, no. Stephen this is the look back then. No, horrible applause stephen its fantastic those glasses are coming back. Those are hip glasses. Stephen they are hip glasses. I just want to bite those cheeks. Oh. Stephen how old are you there . I think im five there. Stephen you have a daughter now . Yes, one and a half. Stephen do you guys have resemblance . I think she looks a lot like that. Stephen that is absolutely beautiful. How old are you and do you remember the first joke you ever wrote . Well, when i was around six or seven and, again, i would be after school, i would write these little onepage plays and between my moms patients, i would run over to her office and be, like, read this. And she was always very, very hard on things, she would not laugh if she didnt think it was funny, even to a six or seven yearold. So i wrote a play about a Haunted House where a mummy, a witch and a dracula a vampire lived and lived together in a Haunted House, and the witch thought that the house was kind of run down. She said to the mummy and the dracula, how much are we paying in mortgage on this Haunted House . Because i just learned about mortgages from my dad. Stephen sure. So i showed it to my mom and she didnt laugh out loud because literally who could laugh out loud at that stupid play, but she smiled and shes, like, i like this. So that was the first joke i can remember writing. Stephen were they okay with you becoming a writer . Yeah, i loved it. They loved it because they loved, growing up we listened to a lot of writers, nichols and may, i watched seinfeld, and they loved comedy, even though i dont have anyone in the business on either side of my family. They loved it and they wanted me to be extremely successful so they could brag to people, so theres still a lot of pressure. Stephen when did they start bragging . When i slapped steve carrel in the second episode of the office, they were, like, that was cool. Stephen it is cool. Youre slapping really funny people. laughter stephen you got the new film late night where you play a young writer, its her first comedy w j whats your characters name again . Molly patel. Stephen and Emma Thompson is your costar. We just had her on recently just last night to talk about it. When was your first memory of meeting her . Did you ever see her when you were younger like on stage or in the films . Yeah, when i was eleven, my mom dragged me to see much ado about nothing, the movie. I was so mad because i didnt know anything about shakespeare and it was really boring to me. Stephen why would you want to see something about nothing. Yes. So i went to go see it with her, and it is so funny and so well made and her per force is fantastic, and shes so beautiful that i became really obsessed with her. In fact, i demanded that we go see it again next weekend. So i have been tracking her career. Stephen so what was it like to work with her and write something for her and work with her . Was that nervewracking or just sort of joyful . It was sort of serve racking, but the thing with emma is i dont know, youve met her she just plows through nervousness and wants everyone to be comfortable. When you work with young actresses new in the business, a lot of times they dont want to say what they really feel about things because they dont want to offend anyone. The marriott hotel. Stephen sorry. My watch got a call and i forgot to put it to sleep, it was from marriott hotel. Your awards program from marriott interrupted my touching story about Emma Thompson. laughter applause wait a second hold on a second i have so many you are rich why do you need a rewards program . Stephen this is how you get rich. You go for the rewards. Exactly. I also steal rolls from au bon pain. I have so many more questions about your financial situation. laughter i dont use a rewards program stephen heres the thing no, no, heres the thing, he has the number one show on tv, and hes, like, oh, got to make sure that if i travel, that me and my wife and my three children are being hosted in an economical way laughter you get put up everywhere stephen sure, sure, but we can upgrade. laughter i dont even know. Im in a movie with Emma Thompson, like, who cares. Whatever. laughter stephen i put my hand over it knowing if you put your hand over it, it tells it to go away. Really subtle stephen i tried. I was trying i was trying can we play back the moment when i was trying to do that . So sorry, please accept my apology. I was trying to do this so it would stop and go, damn did i just answer the phone on my wrist . And i thought, well, well know in a moment if they start talking. You know when this ends he will be scrambling, like, oh, i hope i still got the rewards hope i didnt delete that laughter stephen hold that thought mindy kaling. We have to take a commercial break. More with the talented mindy kaling, everybody cheers and applause kaling, everybody cheers and applause band playing and lets make it work. They hold strong with a peel, stick, and press. And you can always change things up damage free. Stunning command. Do. No harm. Hey, who are you . Hey jeff, im a car thief. What . im here to steal your car because, well, thats my job. What . What . . What . laughing what . . What . what . [crash] what . haha, it happens. And if youve got cutrate car insurance, paying for this could feel like getting robbed twice. So get allstate. 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Stephen sure, yeah. And it was great to research that because all my experience has been scripted halfhour world. So it was really nice. Stephen did you ever want to work in late night anyway . Its really hard. Stephen because you have to do a lot of it. You have to turn your phone off before the show starts. cheers and applause piano riff stephen youre feeling really good right now, arent you . Im sorry its so amazing what you do. I did so Much Research and i watched so much old i watched dick cavett and Johnny Carson and it made me have a newfound respect for you. Stephen oh, nice. You hear in tv about trying to hit all four quadrants of people, and what i really respect about you on the show is youre really authentic. What you say in your monologue is really how you feel. Teph pretty muc yeah. Thank you, so nice of you to say. cheers and applause yeah. Stephen the character, molly, now, she is the only female writer in this room, in the late night room, and shes a diversity hire. Youve talked about that in your experience at the office. Is she based on e at the office . Im always so careful, because if you watch the movie theyre very unwelcoming to my character, but at the office, those guys were welcoming, and i was the only minority on the staff there when i started and it was terrifying. Stephen it was really funny. Thank you. Stephen it was nerve wracking for me to watch. Really . Stephen yeah, because i thought maybe you were going to some of my own mannerisms would show up in one of the characters because weve known each other for a little while. Yes. Stephen was there anything that surprised you about how we put these shows together . Well, one thing that i didnt talk about i mean, i did so everyone is with lunch. Thats, like, a big part of stephen big part of the day, yeah. Fotu genays start off with a bunch of cereal. And when youre locked in the room with other people the whole day, you just look forward to lunch so much. I ended up not putting it in the movie because its pretty boring, but in my writers room were obsessed with lunch. Stephen on the mindy project. On the mindy project. And i have two new shows right now. Stephen okay. No big deal. cheers and applause no, its true. It doesnt matter. Stephen it is a big deal. On the shows, were always talking about lunch. We actually have this wheel that we spin stephen is that what this wheel of lunch is . Thats the wheel of lunch. Where we go to lunch is such a big deal that every morning at the start of the day, we spin this wheel, and the wheel decides where we go to lunch. Stephen what if you dont like it . I hate this because tim boss and i feel like we should go wherever i want to go. laughter stephen what if you spin it and youre vegan and it says mcdonalds . You can pay a dollar to veto the spin and the dollar goes into a pot and you can spying. But sometimes it can land on a nonvegan place again. Stephen you have to throw another dollar in . No, two dollars. Stephen where does that money go, eventually . There is something on there that says you win the pot of money. So its wheel of fortune but for lunch. Its a huge waste of time. Stephen how much is the most thats ever been in the pot . 123. Stephen what . yeah, thats what happen when you veto. Stephen wow, i want to have lunch with you. Yeah. Stephen mindy, thanks for being here. So sorry about the watch. cheers and applause late night is in theaters this friday. Mindy kaling, everybody well be right back with seth green cheers and applause band playing oh, come on. Flo dont worry. Youre covered. dramatic music and youre saving money, because you bundled home and auto. Sarah, get in the house. Were all here for you. All all day, all night. dramatic music great job speaking calmly and clearly everyone. Thats how you put a customer at ease. Hey, did anyone else hear weird voices while they were in the corn . No. No. Me either. Whispering voice jamie. What . 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Ive never got ton do the show and i dont think weve actually met. Stephen yeah, i dont think so. laughter we might have matched on some dating app at some point, and i just kept on swiping. Stephen could be. Im always open. laughter people know you from a lot of things, austin powers, buffy, and entourage. I know you from robot chicken. Explain the concept of robot chicken. Its selfevident. Whats not to understand . Its all in the title. Stephen yeah. The show is an animated sketch show and we use toys or things that look like toys as all of the perform snores how many seasons . Were in our tenth season. Stephen three emmys. cheers and applause yeah. Stephen three damn emmys. Congratulations. It seems so odd to get awards for that. Ive always likened it to doing a play in your parents basement and winning a tony for it. Stephen does it feel like you guys are just put ought a College Newspaper or something . I guess were only award of the audits yens when we go to comiccon. We make it in a vacuum. Its what makes everyone laugh. Stephen thats whats entertaining. Yeah. Stephen we have a clip. Its from this season, hasnt been released yet. Oh, i think this is the teenage mutant Ninja Turtles addressing the problem of Plastic Straws in the ocean. laughter stephen jim. Plastic straws are harmful to turtles dude, we got to outlaw these straws actually, mikey, straws make up only a tiny fraction of plastic in the ocean. The key is to reduce all Plastic Waste if were going to you just got straw dogged lekes you think. re educating people about the planet. Stephen sure. You have a new movie. I do. Stephen you have a new movie. The first one youve directed yourself, right . Yeah, this is the first long form narrative liveaction feature ive directed. Stephen its called changeland . It is. Stephen what happens . It is the story of a guy, me, who prepaired a second money moon for a marriage he didnt know was failing and on the eve of surprising his wife discovers shes having an affair and instead of confronting her he scoops his best friend and goes on the trip. Stephen where did you go . We went to thailand. We had all the fantastic locations and met all the fantastic characters. When it was happening, it was so beautiful, so i thought theres a movie in here. I spent the next few years to write it and gathered people to make it . Stephen mcculkin is in it. Are you friends . Yes. We got together and wrote a true story about new york night life. Somebody saw it . laughter stephen almost somebody saw it. Somebody says, that sounds familiar. I think im thinking richie rich laughter but mac is one of those people, hes a terrific person. We found a lot in common because we have a similar later of experience, even though different circumstances. Stephen child star . Sort of. I was never as catastrophically famous as he was at a young age and Never Associated with a specific project till my 20s, but we both felt like some young kid had worked all their life to help us inherit some money. You know whai asikwe botre kids who wo and earned a living and that part of your life is almost at such a distance now that youre an adult and youre, like, real happy that that kid worked so hard so you can take it a little easier now. Anks smur being here. Changeland is in theaters and on demand tomorrow. Seth green, everybody well be right back cheers nd applause was ahead of its time. Still, we never stopped making it stronger. Faster. Smarter. Because to be the best, is to never ever stop making it better. Theres never been a better time to become part of the mercedesbenz family. Lease the c 300 sedan for just 399 a month at the mercedesbenz summer event. Hurry in now. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Stephen now stick around for james corden. Good night cheers and applause they call him the guys, and they were guiding us. They were telling us what happened and when. laughter stephen my eyes are trying to hear that. My eyes want to try to hear that because my ears rejected it. Captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun and feel the love tonight dont you worry where it is you come from itll be all right its the late, late show reggie ladies and gentlemen, all the way from inside the Worlds Largest tin can, give it up f t