Tiffany haddish jared harris and musical guest the Smashing Pumpkins. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wooo hello stephen thanks, everybody. Please have a seat. Welcome, welcome one and all, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Now folks, we live we live in such partisan divided times. At least thats what it feels like most of the time, you know. And it can get you down. But sometimes a hero emerges to show us the way to face the darkness. Yesterday, an angry trump supporter interrupted a Tucson City Council meeting and this happened. The city does not changeor defy immigration laws. That is congresss job to change immigration laws. Shut up boos american citizen american citizens respect our laws. boos respect our laws. Youre in direct violation of the oath you took to the United States constitution. Youre in direct violation of being a jackass. unintelligible yelling recall the mayor quiet, quiet, quiet. cheers and applause stephen i love it i love it its true what they say not all heroes wear capes. laughter some wear limegreen shirts. America needs more greenshirt guy and less orangeface man. Today, the president flew down to dayton, ohio, and el paso, texas. And he was met by protesters in both cities. Dayton mayor, nan whaley, met with trump and told the press beforehand that she wasnt going to pull any punches. Im disappointed with his remarks. I mean, i think they fell really short. Are you going to express these views to the president when you see him tomorrow . Absolutely. You are . Absolutely. Youre going to tell him how unhelpful hes been . Look, i mean, if im telling you, im going to tell him. What are you going to tell him exactly . S. Stephen now, that may sound mild. That may not sound like much to new yorkers. But in ohio, unhelpful is a devastating burn. Its right up there with holding a door for someone but not saying, ghead. laughter trump was on a mission to bring the country together as he read off the teleprompter on monday. Now is the time to set destructive partisanship aside so destructive and find the courage to answer hatred with unity, devotion, and love. Stephen okay, not exactly what youre used to hearing from donald trump, but he appeared to mean it. For about 24 hours. Because tuesday he tweeted, beto phony name to indicate hispanic heritage orourke, who is embarrassed by my last visit to the great state of texas, where i trounced him, and is now even more embarrassed by polling at 1 in the democrat primary, should respect the victims and Law Enforcement and be quiet laughter nation healed. By the way, mr. President , beto isnt pretending to be hispanic. If he was, the part of his name he wouldve changed wouldve been orourke. Beto orourke does not sound like a hispanic name. Beto orourke sounds like the bouncer at a drop kick murphys concert. And beto had the perfect response to trump, tweeting, 22 people in my hometown are dead after an act of terror inspired by your racism. El paso will not be quiet and neither will i. cheers and applause you tellem. You tell em beto. Nicely said. You tell em beto. Then tell em again in spanish. El trumpo es racista mas grande con queso. laughter before trump left washington, he stopped to shriek at the press, and ill tell you all about it in tonights edition of chopper talk. cheers and applause tonight on chopper talk in the light of the el paso shooting, people have been crfltzing trumps rhetoric all week, and a reporter asked him about that. No, i dont think my rhetoric has at all. My rhetoric it brings people together. Stephen yes, i believe my rhetoric brings people together into a huge angry mob chanting send her back and its not easy to get a group of old white people to chant in rhythm. Send her back send her back send her back. Trump also got into a beef today with former Vice President and man enjoying his invisible cor laughter joe biden. Biden was at a Campaign Stop in iowa, and he kicked off his speech by telling the crowd exactly why hes running. We are in a battle for the soul of this nation. Thats why, primarily, im running for president. Stephen as biden primarily, while im running. Im also running because i left a dvd of die hard 3 in the oval office. Really holds up. Biden compared trumps leadership unfavorably to his predecessors. American president s have stepped up in the past george h. W. Bush renouncing his membership in the n. R. A. George w. Bush going to a mosque after 9 11, president obama after charleston. President s who led, who opposed, chose to fight for what the best of american character is about. There is deafening silence now. Sadly, we dont have that today. Our president has aligned himself with the darkest forces in this nation. Stephen as trump wrong. I align myself with the whitest forces in this nation. laughter come on joe, at least read my twitter manifesto. cheers and applause are these thumbs doing nothing . Theyre working for nothing. Biden continued the unflattering comparison. We have a president with a toxic tongue. Stephen its called herpes, joe. laughter they havent called it toxic tongue since the 20s. But. laughter biden people applauding herpes. Biden biden went on. Trump offers no moral leadership, seems to have no interest in unifying this nation, no evidence that the presidency has awakened his conscience in the least. Stephen ive got some bad news, joe. His conscience isnt sleeping. Its dead. They sent his conscience to a farm upstate. So instead of a conscience, trumps got the devil on one shoulder and himself on the other. as devil call hispanics murderers. as trump dont listen to him, donnie. Look into your heart. And call them rapists. as real trump guys, guys, dont fight. Ill do both. Biden wrapped up his remarks applause acting. Thank you, acting. laughter joe really stuck the landing were the United States of america. Theres not a single thing beyond our capacity if we stand up and remember who we are. This is the United States of america, period. Stephen exclamation point. Elism ease. You can make election day get here any faster . Question mark . cheers and applause but of course but but, of course, donald trump was watching, and he found the time to tweet, watching Sleepy Joe Biden making a speech. Sooo boring the lamestream media will die in the ratings and clicks with this guy. It will be over for them. Well, as a guy who has been number one since the day you were inaugurated, ill take that trade. cheers and applause weve got a great show for you tonight. Tiffany haddish is here. But when we return, another unknown democrat enters the race one of my writers. Its true. Stick around. Parents, growing up happens, grab those command strips and lets make it work. 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And the democratic field looks like its finally come down to just two dozen candidates. cheers and applause i dont know how people can even tell them all apart. There are 14 white men, alone i cant tell a joe sestak from a steve bullock. And ive had both of them on the show. There are so many candidates right now that if a random person walked up to me on the street and said they were running for president , id probably believe them. And i decided to test that theory by sending one of our writers, brian stack, out on the street to see if people would believe he was one of the countless middleaged white, male Democratic Candidates. Brian looks enough like a generic white male politician that hes played them on the show dozens of times. Whytman, with a y, to keep it subtle. laughter and told him to just make Everything Else up. Take a look. Stephen brian went up to central park to meet some voters and see if he could believably pass as a president ial candidate. Hey, folks, do you have a quick second . Sure. Hi. How you doing . Are you familiar with the Democratic Candidates running for president . Yes. Theres a lot of em. Have you heard of Gregory Whytman . No. No . Well, thats me. Oh, nice to so, its nice to meet you. When did you announce your candidacy . Just now. You just did now . Yeah. Just now. Just today. Really . You did . Congratulations. Gregory whytman, im a democrat running for president Gregory Whytman, well, this is an honor. Ive never met anyone thats running for president. I got a few buttons here. Yes, please. Gregory whytman strong on womens right to choose, strong on elevator safety. Elevator safety . Elevator safety, yeah. You dont want those to plunge suddenly, you know . No. Can i ask you if you have any particular democratic candidate youre leaning towards right now . No. I mean, its, like, i i like everyone who is, like, running the race. Its quite a few members running for the race right now for the democrats. Can i ask how you feel about Gregory Whytman . Uhhhhh, fine. Hes good. Hes fine . Yeah. Well, thats me. Oh. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. laughs im glad you think im fine cause i doubt that myself sometimes. No. Youre great. Can i ask who youre thinking about voting for in the 2020 election . What you think of elizabeth warren, for example . Who knows . Maybe. How about Pete Buttigieg . Bernie sanders . No . No. Have you heard of Gregory Whytman . Oh, hes okay. Well, thats me. Yeah. Im glad to hear im okay because thats what i was shooting for. My dad said as when i was a kid, he goes, aim for okay. You might just get there. laughs hes never given me the love i need. But anyway. Where are you from . Im actually deputy mayor of waterloo, iowa. I also own a chain of burger kings. No, one burger king. laughs i had a chain. But i lost six of them in a poker game. What issues are important to you . Because i guarantee theyre going to eventually be the issues that are important to me. Help the veterans. Help the veterans, very important. Yes, sir. I never actually served in uniform myself, except i was on the geek squad at best buy where you in from . Spain. Spain. Good country. How do you feel about bullfighting . Id like to bring that to america. I dont like bullfighting. Oh, you dont like it. Im against it, too. I want to bring it here to show how wrong it is and then get rid of it. By the way, im against high taxes partly because i did 12 years in prison for tax evasion. Im doin all right now. laughter i learned my lesson, sort of. Well, were in Law Enforcement, so. Oh, you are . Yeah. Wow maybe ive said too much. Whoa, pornhub. Yeah. laughs you know, im running for president. And pornhubs actually one of my Biggest Campaign donors. How about that . Of course, i give them a lot of business myself. We all do, dont we . Were all honest with ourselves. My wife would be here right now, but were goin through a little bit of a bumpy time. Shes told me in no Uncertain Terms she has feelings for her tennis instructor. Were figuring it out. Were figuring it out. Where you from . From russia. From russia, wow. Do you think your your president putin might consider backing me in the next election. I dont know. Maybe, maybe, maybe. Whats good for you is good for me. So lets stay in touch. All right . Welcome to russia. Hi, there. Hey, kids. Hypothetically, can i count on your vote . Hypothetically. They want to take a picture with me. Thats a good sign, right . Lets get a photo. Oh, absolutely. Hi so can i count on your vote . Yeah. Im putting you on facebook. Right there, vote for this guy . Whats his name . Gregory whytman. cheers and applause stephen well be right back with Tiffany Haddish. [doorbell rings] not right now. I think you need more lipstick. Nest hub you look beautiful. By google nest. momespecially these days. 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How is the weighted blanket going . We talked about your relationship to a weighted blanket. So me okay, so what happened was okay, so i still have the weighted blanket. Stephen sure. And ive been talk waig lot of people. Ive been getting relationship advice since the last time i was here. Stephen sure. And john mayer has been giving me reshdv stephen hes had a few relationships. Yes, yes. And he said if theres somebody i like who is in the eye of the public, i should, when im doing interviews, saying im seeing that person and the media will do a sidebyside of us, and the guy will see it, and hell be like, shes kind of cute. Im not hooking up with her, but i could be hooking up with her. And then there will be some kind of interaction. Like, the world will know that i like this person. I will know i like this person, and it will be in his subconscious, and it will attract me to him. Stephen that is good. Wait, thats actual advice . Thats actual stephen thats advice from john mayer . Thats actual advice from john mayer. Stephen wow. I understand that theres somebody who is in the public eye, a famous person, who has got your eye. Uhhuh. Stephen and would you care to casually drop their name . Who who have you been seeing these days . Oh, ive been seeing number 27 from the new york yacks. Stephenyankees. Whats his. John carlos. Ive been seeing him. Stephen and ive seen pictures of the two of you together the late show. The two of you. They ran thats a picture yeah. Ive been seeing him at babe games. And ive been seeing him on instagram. And ive been seeing him on twitter. Ive been seeing him in my dreams a lot. Stephen wow. Well, there it is. I mean, that proves it. My Graphics Department could have couldnt have put this together if you werent an item at this point. Were together. Stephen right. applause . Stephen he is, number 27, he is 64, 250 pounds. Yes thats what im talking about somebody to burp me i just want him to pick me up and just go like this, its going to be okay, tiffany. Shhh stephen i believe thats what they call a weighted blanket. He could be my i mean, he is my weight the blank gillette got to put it out there. Just wait for the call. Im waiting. Stephen now, you flew to new york laughter keep breathing. Keep breathing. Keep breathing. Er aughter cheers and applause stephen youre going to get a lot of phone calls. Yes stephen now, i knew you flew in thank you for being here. You flew into new york just this morning. Yes. Stephen flying is no strange thing for you. I understand you used to be you used to work for air alaska. I worked for Alaska Airline s. Stephen what do you do for them jiefs a Customer Service agent. I like to think of myself as one of the best Customer Service agent s. Stephen what did you do . I worked at the gates. And my goal was to bring happiness and joy to people, like today, still, to this day. We would have a flight delayed to mexico or something, right, and it would be three, fourhour delay, and people have bad attitudes and okay, we can boaro i gt on theicrophone and be ice toulose cbos, mexico, flight 236 is now boarding. We would like to invite first glass. M. V. P. Gold passengers to board. If you have come, please, come on board. Its time to go to mexico stephen i would love that. I would love that. And everybody would be like, yeah . Stephen after a delay that would bring you up for it. And i would get written up. Stephen why would you be written up . Youre not supposed to give announcements that incite the boarding area theyd get all happy, yeah, all right stephen and theyd write you up and say dont be that professional. You have to do, lask oorls with service to los carbose, mexico sboarding. Thats how they want you to do it. But not me you. Stephen kept doing it . And then they put me in the baggage department. They put me in the lost baggage stephen those are unhappy people. Those people are super stephen i have been that unhappy person. And my goal every day was they put me here i got this. Anybody who walks out of my door is going to leave happy, period. Stephen can i try that . Okay. Stephen ill be lost luggage guy. Okay. Stephen size hi. Hello, hi. Stephen im stephen. Hi, Stephen Stephen i just came in on a flight from chicago, my wife and we have our kids bags, but me and my wife our bags arent theyre not on the ca checked t . I did. What kind is it, a, theres 24, 26, 27 . What kind of bag is it . What does it look like . Is your name tag to. Stephen it did have my name tag, a paper name tag from you guys, a carryolike 24 inches. Is it heavy or very light. Stephen medium, medium. Medium . Okay. And you said you checked the carousel. Carousel number 2. Stephen two . Youre not sure ill be right back there was no bags on carousel number 2. Okay. laughter do you have an address . Im going to find this stephen i do live someplace. I do live someplace. Im not homeless . Do you have your bag tag numbers. Stephen we have them right here. Im going to run your tags. See, back then, we didnt have the scanners. This was the 1900s. So. laughter okay, you came in from seattle . Stephen chicago, chicago. Chicago . Stephen my bags in seattle now . Your bags in seattle. Your bag is in seattle darn it another look, this is what im going to do. Give me your address, ill bring the bag to you. Ill get it shipped to you. Hold on one second. Im calling seattle. laughter stephen really . Yeah . Carol, hey, girl, its titt. What you doing . Check this out. Check this out. Girl, one of the bags that was supposed to come from chicago to los angeles went chicagoseattle. You can geet yes. When is the next flight . Two hours. Okay. Let me get you tag numbers. 34737. Okay. Yeah thanks yeah from the tv show. laughter okay. All right. All right, then, okay, okay, bye. Okay, so your bag is going to be here next week. cheers and applause stephen i want to lose my bag now. This is dangerous. This is why its dangerous. This is why they cant have you doing this because people would want their bags lost and they would want their flight delays dlaid. Downed how dangerous this is . You know whats crazy . It got to the point people would come in just to say hi to me. They would fly and come in and say, hey, titt. How you doing . Whats going on . Im like, man, i got a comedy show coming up. Do you want a ticket . Stephen you have a movie coming out now. Yes. Stephen you have the kitchen. Who is in this. You. Melissa mccarthy, elisabeth moss. Stephen and what is it about . What is the kitchen . applause . So the kitchen is about three women thats married to these irish mobsters, right. And then their husbands go to jail, and the women end up taking over the irish mafia in new york, 1978, in hells kitchen. cheers and applause its not a comedy. Stephen we have a clip. We have a clip right here. Yeah. Stephen we have a clip right here. I cant wait to see i mean, youre hilarious. Ive never seen you not, you know to be straight. Im very straight. Stephen i understand. I want number 27 from the new york yankees. Stephen i understand, i understand. I want him to burp me. Stephen you can tell me whats happening in this clip . Do you know . In this clip, my husband gets out of jail, right, and he thinks that he can just come home and get his little business back. But turns out, i dont play that. laughter cheers and applause along comes this white boy thats so dumb he doesnt realize hes sitting on top of an empire if hed get out of his own way. You know what . You can keep the apartment. I dont even need it. You gotta stay out of my way, step off my business. 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For gods sake. Look at that glow thats radiationinizing the air. What we cant see we dont know. Boris. Were directly over it. Well be dead within a week, dead sir . Get us over that building or ill have you shot if you fly directly over that corker i promise you by tomorrow morning, youll be begging for that bullet stephen please welcome jared harris. applause cheers and applause stephen please. Please. Nice to have you on. Thank you for being here. Such a thrill. Thank you so much. Stephen its a thrill for me. As i was saying briefly to you backstage, i dont have always have in the calendar of my head who my guest is going to be coming up, and i was so excited to find out you were coming up on the show because im really enjoying chernobyl, which congratulations on the emmy nomination for that. Thank you very much. cheers and applause s i of an unlikely sensation this show. Its not exactly the feelgood hit of the summer. Yeah stephen but it is, in some ways, the hit of the summer. What are you surprised at all that its become something of a sensation . Not just an artistic success, but kind of a cultural sensation. I think that that took everyone by surprise. We knew it was fantastic material, and we knew we knew it was good, you know. I think that you cant really plan if what youre doing is going to entertain zeitgeist 18 months in the future. And somehow it hit it hit the nerve right on the head, you know, and sort of got passed around in terms of the word of mouth is what built the momentum of it. Stephen it built from episode to episode. Every time it came out, the ratings went up and up and up every week. Thats how i heard about it. I had friends saying, you have to watch it. Im not quite done. My wife and i finished episode four of the five. Everything works out fine in the end. Stephen it was all a dream. They find the right robot. Optimus prime comes down. Ironman shows up. Yeah. Stephen well, im a fan of yours, as i said backstage. Im also a big fan of your late, great father, Richard Harris. Which somehow i didnt applause it did not register at first that he was your dad. You as an actor, and him as an actor, and here is your late, great father right there. Many people know him younger viewers might know him as the original dumbledore. People always ask me why im scared of bears. My old character on the old show he was very scared of bears. And the true story was when i was a child i saw your father in a movie called man in the wilderness. It was a late movie. And i was a freerange child and i would stay up and watch these things. This scene this is the scene from your fathers movie. Jim. bear growling stephen i think i was five years old when i saw that. Yeah. laughter . Stephen and i had to walk to school to go to the bus to go to kindergarten. And i said to my father, im afraid im going to be mauled by a bear, because i was afraid to go. And my father, who was a doctor, did not say, there are no bears out there. He said, modern medicine, wed sew you right up. I want to know, did your father your father really looks like hes being attacked by a bear there. Did he ever talk to you about that scene . Yeah, the bear was trained, and it was, you know stephen i hope so. Yit was but what they didnt tell him was that they had trained the bear to be incensed by the costume he was wearing. Stephen how . Well, because the trainer would irritate the bear he would put the costume on and irritate the bear. Stephen oh, my god. And they kept saying to my father, you should check out the bear. Its big. No, i want my reaction to be on camera. He says, no, its huge. Its a fully grown bear pup really should check it out. No, no, im fine. Im fine. Theres actually footage of it on the internet. So he turns around, the bear roars, and he fires his gun. And he sees this thing running at him, and he runs so fast he goes back in time you want hill, just disappears. laughter . Stephen well, did you learn anything about show business . Or, like, what did you get . It must have been very interesting being your fathers son. He was a largerthanlife figure. Did you learn anything about how to behave or deal with being a tv stark a movie star . He had on occasion its hard to discuss roles if you havent both read the script. I would sort of get advice from him. Theres one story i remember was he was doing mutiny on the bounty, and there had been problems, brando had problems with the director, and they fired the director. They sent everybody home. And he decided that he wasnt going to go back. They were shooting in tahiti. Stephen your father wouldnt go back . My father decided he wasnt going to go back to finish up the movie. They had, other, you have to come back. Youre halfway through the film. Im not coming back. Well give you more money. He said, i dont want more money. What do you want . He said third bilge. Unless it says, Marlon Brando and Richard Harris im not going back. And they gave in and gave him third bilge. The film premiered in los angeles, and he was good friends with Robert Mitchum. And Robert Mitchum had gone to the premiere and he said, ive just. To the premiere of mutiny on the bounti, and everybody is talk about you . He said everybody. And he said, nobody is talking about Marlon Brando theyre talking about you. What are they saying . Who the bleep is Richard Harris . Stephen good luck at the emmys jared harris, everybody well be right back with a performance by the Smashing Pumpkins. And be better protected from mayhem. Like me. cheers and applause wherever you are. Whatever youre craving. And whenever youre craving it. Doordash has the restaurants you want. Delivered to your door. Wherever your door happens to be. Download doordash. The most restaurants across america. 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If youre hivpositive, keep loving who you are, inside and out. Ask your doctor if biktarvy is right for you. Hvr. You either love it or you really love it. Stephen performing knights of malta from their album shiny and oh so bright, volume one l. P. no past. No future. No sun. , please welcome, the Smashing Pumpkins cheers and applause find that open road catch that blazing star and climb out of that hole to wonder where we are were gonna make this happen im gonna fly forever w where omens scar your door like a harvest were bound and set for war but no soldier comes a serpent for your fist and a scarab for your mouth the symptoms say persist so resist but a cure is not in doubt were gonna make this happen im gonna fly forever were gonna ride the rainbow youll just rise on forever as my halo shines in you when doldrums age in platinum ive a starship you can use were gonna make this happen im gonna fly forever were gonna ride the rainbow im gonna fly forever woahwoahwoahwoahwoah woah were gonna make this happen im gonna fly forever woahwoahwoahwoahwoah woah were gonna ride the rainbow were gonna make this happen woahwoahwoahwoahwoah woah cheers and applause stephen their tour starts tomorrow the Smashing Pumpkins, everybody well be right back. Stephen thats it for the late show. Tune in tomorrow when ill be joined by a very special mystery guest. Now stick around for james corden. Good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry bout where it is you come from itll be all right its the late, late show l