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I fired comey im guilty im guilty announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, old people fight plus, stephen welcomes tim mcgraw and jon meacham. Tessa thompson. And musical guest jessie reyez featuring 6lack. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen come on wooo welcome, welcome. band playing cheers and applause thanks, everybody please have a seat. Thank you very much. Very kind of you. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. This was cheers and applause theres an excitement in the air today, jon. You know, you can feel it. Jon yeah. Stephen because today is a big day for the 2020 election. Donald trump and joe biden were both in iowa. Either because its the first primary state, or because Kevin Costner needed more old guys to walk out of the cornfield. laughter jon heyya stephen bidens laughter bidens big speech is it tonight . The speech is not until tonight, but his campaign prereleased the transcript, and hes got some harsh words for trump, including, donald, its not about you. Its about america. Yes. Yes,o true. cheers and applause so true. Jon laying it on lay it on stephen bidens right, its not about donald, which is why biden in his speech talked about trump only 76 times. laughter the only person talking more about donald trump than joe biden is donald trump. laughter and me. cheers and applause thank you very much. Biden also went after trumps trade policy in his speech, saying, he thinks his tariffs are being paid by china. The cashiers at target see whats going on. They know more about economics than trump. Yes, though to be fair, the cashiers at target also know more about foreign policy, labor relations, and how to close an umbrella. laughter lovely people. Lovely. applause trump didnt even wait to get to iowa before attacking biden, and ill tell you all about it in tonights edition of. Chopper talk. cheers and applause first off first off, trump marveled at how much press had assembled there to cover him. This is like the Academy Awards used to be before they went political. Now nobody cares. But, great honor to be with you. Stephen as trump yes, nobody cares about politics. Anyway, its a great honor to be with you on the white house red carpet. Does anyone want to know who im wearing . Its a french designer depends. laughter then cheers and applause then, he turned his attention to joe biden. Id rather run against, i think, biden than anybody. I think hes the weakest mentally. I think joe is the weakest up here. Stephen do you really want to open that can of worms . laughter im telling you, joe biden cant be president of the united shtushhhh. laughter hes almost as unqualified as tim apple. Just ask my wife, melanie. laughter trump responded i think, i dont know her name. Trump responded similarly to bidens criticism of his china tariffs. Biden thought that china was not a competitor of ours. Joe biden is a dummy. audience reacts stephen biden . Bidens the dummy . May i point out, only one of you is sitting on putins lap with his hand up your butt. cheers and applause trump is cheers and applause piano riff puppet, a puppet. piano riff trump is taking a very hard line on china. Yesterday, he threatened to slap tariffs on another 300 billion of chinese exports to the United States if chinas leader, xi jinping, doesnt meet him at the g20 in japan. Thats a pretty aggressive invitation. Its like sending out an evite that says, come to ricks barbecue if you ever want to see your family again. laughter its a fun barbecue. Dont eat the meat. applause i dont know what hes grilling. Jon smells pretty fishy. Stephen china has responded to trumps tariffs with their own tariffs on a lot of u. S. Agriculture products. Now, youd think that them not buying our corn and our soybeans would be hard on our farmers, but trump says, no. The best thing that ever happened to the farmers is me. The farmers are my best friends. Nobody has treated the farmers better than donald trump. Stephen as trump ive treated the farmers so well. With a job, job here and a job, job, there here a job, there a job everywhere a job, job. laughter im sorry, did i say farmers . I meant strippers. laughter then cheers and applause here a job, there a job, everywhere a job, job. Then trump defended his immigration deal with mexico. On friday friday . On friday, he agreed not to impose tariffs, because he said that mexico had just agreed to work to prevent illegal immigration coming into the United States through mexico. But over the weekend, we learned that mexico agreed to take these border actions months before trump announced the tariff deal. So trump threatened them with tariffs unless they did the thing that they were already doing. I got to say, i think he would be a terrible hostage taker. as trump give me the money in small unmarked bills, or the old lady gets it. And i know you already gave me the money. I just love scaring old ladies. Boo cheers and applause right, you okay . You okay . laughter and applause heres the thing, though trump insisted that there were more, new, great things in the deal, tweeting, more importantly, some things dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot not mentioned in yesterdays press release, one in particular, were agreed upon. That will be announced at the appropriate time. Of course, of course, you always keep the best parts of anything hidden. Thats why im concealing my ripped abs with this suit right now. laughter i dont want to blind cheers and applause should i . Should i . Should i . cheers and applause no. No no no, no, no. Audience Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen no. They will audience chanting ladies and gentlemen, they will be revealed at the appropriate time. laughter which is never. But yesterday, mexicos foreign minister said that no secret immigration deal existed between his country and the United States. Trump just loves to make huge promises on behalf of mexico without asking them. as trump we are going to build a wall, and mexicos going to pay for it. Also, we have a secret deal with mexico thats going to stop all illegal immigration. And, on cinco de mayo, if youre a good girl or boy, mexicans will come down your chimney and put tortillas under your pillow in exchange for your baby teeth, which they then put in the maracas. laughter cheers and applause no, no, no. The umpires waving me off dont do it laughter so today, trump answered his doubters in a way that i think deserves that we just take a moment. Every so often, you have to take a moment, like im asking you to do right now, to appreciate what a bizarre person is leading our country. Just take a moment before we do this. Cleanse your palette with the thought of any other president doing anything like this thats the agreement that everybody says i dont have. No, no, because im going to let mexico do the announcement at the right time. For mexico they want to go through it, but heres the agreement. Its a very simple agreement. This is one page. This is one page of a very long and very good agreement. Stephen as trump look, look, if i dont have a secret agreement with mexico, then how do i have this piece of paper right here . laughter how i do have a piece of paper that i will not read to you, okay . Okay . And here, heres middle east peace, right here. Its so it smells so fantastic, like this. cheers and applause is that yes, thats peace, right there. There we go, all right. Okay. Weve got the mexico deal. Weve got middle east peace. And, hold on, the colonels secret recipe right here. Just seven herbs and spices. laughter then. laughter then trump laid out a challenge to everyone who did not believe him. I just give you my word. Stephen we would prefer something of value. laughter and applause but cheers and applause im sorry, sir, do go on. Inside here and i would love to do it, but you will freezeaction it, you will stop it. You will analyze it. Every single letter, youll see. But in here is the agreement. Stephen well, the Washington Post did freeze action it, and you can actually read what it says. Once again, trump is foiled by his archnemeses sunlight and reading. laughter and applause and heres what it says. They analyzed the Washington Post analyzed it, and heres what it says mexico hereby promises to provide asylum to any u. S. President fleeing the f. B. I. , shall hide him under the name donaldo el guapo trumpistador and furnish him with unlimited chalupas. cheers and applause wow. Jon thats what it said thats what it said stephen its all right there. Its all right there. Okay, thats not what it says. Actually, it says a bunch of stuff, kind of boilerplate, about mexico having 45 days to address the flow of migrants. But, theres nothing in there thats a secret thing that we havent heard about before. And as the post puts it, its unlikely the letter has extensive guidelines for what the deal entails, given there is only onethird of a sheet of paper above the one visible paragraph. as trump wrong. Thats the secret onethird, okay . Its got everything on there the mexico deal, my tax return, the true color of my face. laughter its Sherman Williams 405, beached squid. laughter cheers and applause now, for some reason cheers and applause for some reason, the press continued to play along with the agreement trump definitely had. That agreement in your pocket, when is that going into effect . This will go into this will go into effect, and its my option. Its not mexicos. But it will go into effect when mexico tells me its okay to release it. laughter laughter laughter stephen so. Its trumps option, that mexico will tell him when its okay for him to release it. What would you say about someone who phrases it like that . I think hes the weakest mentally. cheers and applause stephen we have a great show for you tonight. Tim mcgraw and jon meacham is here. But when we return, meanwhile applause this is something big. This is something bigger. That is big. Not as big as that. Big. Bigger. Big. Bigger. This is big. And thats bigger. No i, i cant feel the heat yet dont let it catch you i cant feel the heat and these new highrise slim straights are it. Take that jane fineberg. Take what . Jane i see youre still a weirdo. Made a whole career of it babe. Shop up to fifty percent off jeans. Thats up to fifty percent off. 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But they have a new book called songs of america patriotism, protests, and songs that made a nation. And its really a beautiful book about how there are, even in these divided times which are not the first divided times weve ever had jon no. Stephen there are ways that music, as you know so well, can bring people together in common beliefs, common love of country. And with that in mind, i want everybody out there to go watch what my friend jon stewart said today. He was on capitol hill, appearing before the House Judiciary Committee on civil rights and civil liberties, and he was speaking about the need to reauthorize funds for the 9 11 Victims Compensation fund on behalf of the First Responders there. cheers and applause and and, he he very beautifully, very eloquently, spoke of our responsibility, the small sacrifice that we need to make as a nation, and as those politicians need to make, up on that dais that hes speaking to, to honor the commitment we made to these people who put their lives on the line for all of us. So call your congressmen. Call all the congressmen, and tell them to reauthorize funds for the 9 11 Victims Compensation fund. Please. Do that tonight. cheers and applause do that tomorrow. Do it until they do it. Folks, each night in the monologue, right over there, where im standing, i dish out a hearty tuna noodle casserole of all the stories people are talking about. But sometimes, sometimes, i like to scrape together all the little bits of uncooked pasta on the countertop, cover them with glitter and glue, and string them together into the glorious macaroni necklace of news that is my segment meanwhile cheers and applause stephen meanwhile cheers and applause a song of freedom. The song of freedom meanwhile, in latebreaking radiohead news, hackers stole unreleased radiohead recordings and threatened to release them unless the band paid 150,000, so the band released the recordings instead. laughter so cheers and applause so, what was this blackmailing plan . Hello, thom yorke . I have your album. If you dont pay me, i will reveal to the world how original, yet timeless, your music is, ensuring you a new generation of fans. You have 24 hours to what . laughter meanwhile, walmart is launching a service that will have employees bring groceries directly into your home. 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For a heart breaking limited time only at panda express. band playing cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody, welcome back. Folks, my first guests tonight are a pulitzer prizewinning biographer and a grammy Award Winning country superstar, whove written a new book called songs of america. Please welcome to the late show jon meacham and tim mcgraw cheers and applause stephen there you go. Thanks for being here. Thank you. Stephen and thank you for wearing the hat. Well, you know, come on. Its my gig, you know. Stephen do you feel naked without that thing . Only when im naked. laughter stephen thats nice. And i have worn the hat naked before. Stephen i bet, yeah, i bet. Its requested by my wife sometimes. Stephen oh, really . Faith enjoys that, does she . Yeah, she want me to pull it low, so she cant see my face. laughter stephen so it could be anybody . Do go on, please. Please, finish that story. laughter we will get super bowl ratings if you just finish that story. Thats okay, its okay. laughter i think that tonight its off now anyway. Stephen and i would have to get ours at brooks brothers. Brooks brothers cowboy hats thats a new line for you. It would be, yeah. Stephen i actually get my nakedness from brooks brothers. Just my skin is pleated. laughter youve come together for a very interesting project. Its songs of america. And this is patriotism, protests, and the music that made a nation. What whats the whats the message of this book . What did you learn in creating this song this book about songs with jon . Well, the thing i learned more than anything is, theres always hope. Theres always optimism, in the music that we cheers and applause yeah. That weve heard over the ages. And discovered some we referenced probably 160 songs or so in this book. And you dive back in, all the way to the liberty song in 1768, written by one of our founding fathers, john dickinson, and the prescient view that he had of what this country could become, and what it could mean for future generations. And seeing the arc of the songwriter develop in our country, from the earliest times eight years, 1768, eight years before the declaration of independence was written, and seeing how it developed over placing lyrics over existing, usually british melodies, at the time. Exactly. Patriotic plagiarism. laughter exactly. And you get to the songs of the 60s and the protest music and the civil rights movements, and you get to those songs and you start seeing a direct correlation back to those original songs. Stephen i love the idea of patriotic music over british songs. Like, i forget which one which is the song that is god save god . My country tis of thee. Stephen my country tis of thee is just god save the queen with our lyrics on it. Thats exactly right, yeah. Stephen which is an interesting bird to be flipping. laughter thats exactly what i feel. Stephen the gentlest possible bird to be flipping. Do you do each of you have an earliest patriotic song that you remember . Well, its funny, mine is my country tis of thee. I went to an Episcopal Day School in the south. And we if i ever hear i sing a song of the saints of god or my country tis of thee again, you know, i go back to, im four years old. And that was incredibly important. We went to chapel five days a week, you know, it was this ambient reality. And it was about, sweet land of liberty. And you take that language, how did dr. King end the sermon at the march on washington . Sweet land of liberty. Let it ring from every mountainside. And its a line that goes throughout our culture. And so much of this, so much of these ideas are enduring. You know, were at our best when we try to live up to what jefferson wrote, that were all created equal. And we dont build monuments to people who build walls and shut doors. We built monuments to people who take them down and open them, right . cheers and applause and patriotism and protest are the two wings that enable us to take flight. We celebrate and we also critique. And thats what were called to do. Thats what reason was supposed to do, in the arena against passion. And we need more reason now. The reason were doing this, one of the reasons, is, we have to find a way to talk to each other, and and not demonize each other. And we dont have to agree all the time, right . I mean, nine times out of 10, the other side, youre going to think theyre wrong, and thats fine. But you know, i think america happens when you think on that tenth time, huh, maybe they have kind of a point. And thats a place we have to get to. Stephen tim, do you have a most a favorite, or what patriotic song is most beautiful to you . Well, the battle hymn of the republic is something that really moves me, and it takes me back, to, gosh, second grade in rayville, louisiana growing up, and my mom taking me down to the local Methodist Church to try out for Winthrop Paroo in the music man. And they asked me to sing a song, and the song that i knew was my country tis of no, i mean battle hymn of the republic, and i sang it and i got the part of Winthrop Paroo. And so its always been a pretty special song to me. There it was. And there it goes, yeah. Stephen here you are. And here i am, on your show, sitting with this guy, talking about patriotic songs. Its all been downhill. laughter it took a left turn somewhere along the way, but im trying to correct the ship now. Stephen do either of you think what is the song that you learned about in the creation of this book, or that youve known your whole life, that is most applicable to America Today . What is a patriotic song that you think that everybody could agree on . That everybody would be moved by, come together around . This may not surprise you coming from two tennesseans me, im a native. He had to move up from louisiana, so. laughter he was shocked stephen they let him across the border . They let me up, yeah. There was electricity, hard backed books. He was like laughter see what i have to tolerate, here . Wow whats this . Water it comes out of a faucet. He really is a nice guy. I am. Thank you, thank you. laughter i think that its ragged old flag. Its johnny cash, who and whats great about it is, its sentimental for a while the flags been through it, its been shot, its been through shiloh. Then he did it in 1974. Of course, nixons resignation, vietnam. And he talks about how the flag has been scandalized and disrespected. So you sit there and you think, well, wait, is he talking about the protesters, or is he talking about the folks who lied us through vietnam, and lied us through watergate . And the great thing about that song is you can project whichever perspective you are. And one of my big beliefs is that history has the capacity to create a more productive conversation. Absolutely. Because it gives us context. It gives us a sense of proportion. And you can open the aperture. Because if youre on the right, you love tradition allegedly. If youre on the left, you love data and reason. And so, historys the one thing that enables us to come together, i think. And music has a way of opening those windows to see it in a different light, i think, when you look back at the music thats been a part of creating our nation. You know, we tend to look at historical figures as something in our past, as opposed to looking at people who are struggling in their present. And music sort of lets you see what they were thinking at the time, what the population was thinking, what people were thinking, what artists were thinking, and art always drives things forward, i think, in a lot of ways. Stephen you are well known to change the subject for a moment. You are well known of showing pictures of yourself with fish, with no shirt on. I just wanted to share that with the audience. Thats meacham. cheers and applause stephen actually, thats not meacham. Thats not meacham. This is meacham, here. laughter i thought you guys should be even. Well, listen, tim he wont sign a picture, though. Stephen you sign it, and give it to him. Jon, so good to see you. The book is songs of america. Its available now. Buy it for the fourth of july. Jon meacham and tim mcgraw, everybody well be right back with the star of men in black international, Tessa Thompson. Thanks. 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Her latest film is men in black international. crashes and car alarms get to the car go need more firepower. Side view mirror. What do you want me to do, throw it at them . Whoa. I dont think this is doing anything come on exhaust pipe. Go this is more like it. Point at the bad guys and pull the trigger stephen please welcome Tessa Thompson cheers and applause stephen hello. Hi stephen hi. I knew i was going to trip. Stephen well, those are fantastic shoes. I knew i was going to trip. Its like that thing when your dress you ladies will know this when your dress is so narrow. And youre, like stephen yes, like a pencil. It was that thing. Stephen so nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too. Thank you for having me. Stephen im looking forward to this film. Good summertime fun. Yeah, you know, i havent seen it im seeing it tonight. Itll be my first well, i saw it a month ago, but you know, with these movies, there are so much v. F. X. And c. G. Stephen so it was all green screen when you saw it the first time . Exactly, which is a weird way to see those films. Stephen wow. The original was it 1997, the first one . Yeah. I was 14 when it came out. Stephen were you a fan . Huge and i was a big fan of will smith, because i had seen every episode of fresh prince of bel air. In fact, like, the moment when i knew life isnt fair is when i was i dont know how old, like a tiny kid, and we went to see a taping. It was like, you know, the most exciting thing that had ever happened to me. And we took photographs with a disposable camera, and we got the roll back a week later, and will smith was in the photograph, but just his hands, on the on my shoulder and my friends shoulder. So i swear, like, one day maybe i can take a picture of the top half of him. laughter stephen and just paste it in a little bit like that. And just paste it together. But you know, we take it for granted now, but at that time, will smith, to be able to top line a studio film like that, as a young black man, to bring his identity to that space is hugely impactful. I dont know that i couldve known that i could do what i do unless he did it first, so. cheers and applause stephen and crushed it. Not just do it, but crushed it. And crushed it like. applause stephen he he makes that look good. He makes it look great, yeah. Which the first time i put on the suit and the glasses, i was like, do i make this look good . laughter stephen well, youre doing it with your old buddy from the the avengers. Yes. Stephen chris hemsworth. Yes. Stephen okay. So, was that fun, to already have the vocabulary, somebody you had already done all this action with . Yeah, its great, because you realize obviously, theres a rapport, and you know each others rhythms, and also youve done all the awkward things of, like, seeing each other in the morning or like, seeing each other when youre grumpy. You know, you like, know a person and you can say, thats a terrible idea, and know that its going to be okay. Which is not to say he had terrible ideas laughter stephen it really sounds like he had a lot of terrible ideas. No, he had fantastic ideas it could have been the other way around. He didnt like all of my ideas. But, you know, youre friends. Youre legitimate friends, and i think it makes the working relationship deeper, yeah. Stephen i would like to ask you about some fantastic photos of yours that have shown up. Oh, no. Stephen on the internet. Oh, the internet . Stephen you spoke in praise of goats in some way. What did you say . I mean, a lot of things. laughter well, i just talk about goats a lot, but i think i said how much i like them. I think once i tweeted that i wanted to have a goat and name it galdegoat. laughter stephen well, people heard you. People heard you. And i think you know this, but there is a people have there is a is this a twitter feed or instagram . Its a twitter feed. Stephen a twitter feed called tessa as goats. It has a beautiful photo of you and a beautiful photo of goats. Heres one matching. Theres you. The stripes. laughter this one is right spot on. laughter right there. That ones good. Stephen just fantastic. This is this is this is kind of extraordinary. laughter applause that was good stephen this one, this one this one has got to be my this is you as valkyrie from thor ragnarok. Youve got to get a goat. Youve got to get a goat. I know, i know. You cant have one, though. You have to have multiple, because stephen why cant you have just one . No, because they need friends. You cant have just one goat. Stephen oh. Yeah, they get lonely. Trust me, if you could just have one goat, i would have one already. I just dont have room for two. Stephen in your apartment . Yes, exactly. No, i will have a goat one day. I believe it. Stephen i believe you. Tessa, thank you so much for being here. Thank you so much for having me. Stephen men in black international is in theaters this friday. Tessa thompson, everybody well be back with a performance by jesse reyes featuring 6lack. Stick around this is the couple who wanted to get away who used expedia to book the Vacation Rental that led to the ride which took them to the place where they discovered that sometimes a little down time can lift you right up. Flights, hotels, cars, activities, Vacation Rentals. Expedia. Everything you need to go. Everyone gets 10 kohls cash for every 50 spent earn it on everything . Like 30 on a fitbit. 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Stephen performing imported with 6lack from her forthcoming album, ladies and gentlemen, jessie reyez cheers and applause hi, my name is 6lack and sometimes people call me sixlack i dont mind because they stubborn and my bank account is looking mighty fine we can skip the wine and dine go straight for the wind and grind she wanna come i can make it happen no trying sometimes i get messy you can be my biggest secret i aint sliding if youre with him baby, you gon have to leave him i got morals on sundays sometimes on wednesdays really it depends, but you youre in love with somebody else maybe i could offer some help get over them by getting under me but you might o. D. If you get too much of me might o. D. If you get too much of me, yeah o. D. If you get too much of me hi, my name is not important im not from here im imported i drink liquor like its water hope my liver can afford it ive been lying here with you ive been lying here ill be lying here im under the covers like what happened here aint nothing sacred things that got me messed up is i know that dude just saw me naked not interested in a broken heart but whod a thought itd take me ages . I ended up here cause my girls said fake it til you make it you, youre in love with somebody else youre in love with somebody else maybe i could offer some help maybe i could offer some help get over them by getting under me you gon see hi, my name is eff it cause my name is not important im not from here im imported cant you tell my voice distorted you important im important make a movie lets record it came a long way from a honda tryna love you in some porsches baby you youre in love with somebody else youre in love with somebody else well, maybe i could offer some help maybe i could offer some help he brought you down now climb on top of me you gon see yeah, you youre in love with somebody else maybe i could offer some help get over them by getting under me but you might o. D. If you get too much of me you might o. D. If you get too much of me, yeah you might o. D. If you get too much of me, yeah you might o. D. If you get too much of me cheers and applause Stephen Jessie reyez and 6lack, everybody well be right back. cheers and applause heres one you guys will like. Show me making it. Oh i got one. The best of amy poehler. Amy, maybe we could use the voice remote to search for something that youre not in. Show me parks and rec. From netflix to prime video to live tv, xfinity lets you find your favorites with the Emmy Awardwinning x1 voice remote. Show me the best of amy poehler, again. This time around. Now thats simple, easy, awesome. Experience the entertainment you love on x1. Access netflix, prime video, youtube and more, all with the sound of your voice. Click, call or visit a store today. Stephen thats it for the late show. Now stick around for james now stick around for j. J. C. C. Good night. Captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org stephen as trump and in the case of my son eric, this one proves i am not the father. What . 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