Answers, he must add one marshmallow to his mouth. And speak through a box fan laughter also, anything regarding russian interference must be sung to the tune of love shack. For instance, they met don, jr. At the top of trump tower. laughter finally, muellers entire hearing will be accompanied by the secretary of slide whistles. Example trump said, oh, my god this is terrible this is the end of my presidency im bleep . slide whistle announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, honey, i ruined theki. Y juliaan castro, tony hale, and musical guest niluufer yanya, ma and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen thanks, everybody oh, my gosh, that is a thrill ride. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause piano riff im a man of some faith, and there are some words of the gospel that come to mind from time to time. My mother used to quote, it were better a millstone were hung around your neck and be cast into the sea than you would lead one child astray. Well, today, donald trump strapped on a millstone and some. Scuba gear, and gave a speech to conservative kids at something called turning point u. S. A. s teen Student Action summit. audience reacts teen Student Action is normally something the vice principal has to break up underneath the bleachers. Hey, you two, no summiting. laughter no summiting till after marriage. laughter before trump came out, organizers of this trumper youth rally thought it would be a good idea to pump up the kids with some highlights of trumps lowlights youve called women you dont like fat pigs, dogs, slobs, and disgusting animals. Your twitter account only rosie odonnell. What we want to do is replenish such a nasty woman. I will accept the results of this great and historic president ial election. If i win. Its just awfully good that someone with the temperament of donald trump is not in charge of the law in our country. Because youd be in jail cheers audience reacts stephen that bloodthirsty cheering gives a chilling new edge to the phrase children are our future. laughter Whitney Houston tried to warn us. laughter trump also made a shocking constitutional claim then i have an article 2, where i have the right to do whatever i want as president. But i dont even talk about that. Stephen as trump nobody talks about it. laughter i only found out about it when nicholas cage showed me the secrets on the back of the long john silvers placemat. laughter its all there. Trump reminisced about the good old days, before the media reported on him accurately. I used to get the best publicity. Now, i havent had a good story in 2. 5 years im dying for my first good story. Theyre going to give me one someday. I think, when i get one, itll be time, ill say, ive just achieved something. Ill say first lady, first lady, i just got a good story. Its time to hang it up. Stephen quick, somebody give him a good story anything. cheers and applause by the way cheers and applause and while youre at it, somebody tell him his wifes name as trump i want to say, your name is. First ladia . Brownhaired ivanka . I know, i know, i know, i know hakuna matatia . laughter piano riff then he told the conservative students who the real enemy is the forces of Political Correctness want to silence conservative students make you feel alone, markelized and isolated. Stephen alone, marginalized and isolated . Youre just describing being a teenager. laughter as trump the forces of Political Correctness want hair to start growing in places it never has before. laughter then trump turned to his latest obsession the foreign congresswoman of color known as the squad im exhausted. laughter and the teens showed that theyve been studying their enemies list. I watched just this morning this tlaib, tlaib boos stephen its even more disturbing with those youthful voices. Send her back buy me beer let me vape laughter applause i think youre applauding for vaping, im not sure laughter on the other hoof, we are hours away from the live televised congressional testimony of special counsel Robert Mueller. It is the super bowl cheers and applause its the super bowl of things on cspan at 8 30 in the morning. laughter no one knows what muellers going to say at this point. The president doesnt seem too happy about the fact that muellers going to testify. Yesterday, he tweeted that highly conflicted Robert Mueller should not be given another bite at the apple. I dont think donald trump has ever had a second bite of an apple. laughter oh my god, its disgusting. Somebody licked all the caramel off this thing. laughter the department of justice has told mueller to limit his testimony to what is in his report. Oh, no now, all hes got is 448 pages of incredibly damaging evidence that the president committed ten separate instances of obstruction of justice and that at one point he said and i quote im bleep . laughter cheers and applause then then, out of habit, he paid himself 130,000. laughter now jon wow, wow. Stephen thats a stroker. Thats a stroker. Now, the Justice Department is not sending lawyers to the hearing to force mueller to comply with this, but if he says one thing thats not in the report, attorney general bill barrs going to bust in and do this. bagpipes stephen wow. That guy that guy blows. laughter cheers and applause so things are pretty bad here, but on the bright side, theyre also bad in other places. Take great britain. They just got a new Prime Minister, former foreign secretary and shaved muppet, boris johnson. Johnson was an early supporter of britain leaving the e. U. And has doubled down lately on brexit, promising to take britain out of t e by line, o or thats not the pep talk you want from your new boss all right, guys, we are going to nail the mackenzie project by thursday or were all dead. laughter on the plus side, casual friday laughter johnson gave his acceptance speech to Britains Conservative Party today, and he riled up the crowd for the challenges ahead i read in my Financial Times this morning that theres no incoming leader has ever faced such a daunting set of circumstances, it said. Well, i look at you this morning and i asked myself, do you look daunted . slight chuckle do you feel daunted . no response i dont think you look remotely. Daunted to me. Stephen he is the worlds worst cheerleader. laughter as johnson three cheers for britain. Hip, hip. You look like youre thinking hooray. You really do. For hes a jolly good. You definitely thought fellow. laughter nobody can deny it. Now, if youre not familiar with boris johnson, a lot of people are comparing him to donald trump. For instance, donald trump is. We have a really good man whos going to be the Prime Minister of the u. K. Now, boris johnson. cheers and applause good man. Hes tough and hes smart. Theyre saying britain trump. They call him britain trump. Stephen no, they dont. laughter they dont call him britain trump. They call him british trump, America President. laughter but ill say this point cheers and applause piano riff but the America President has a point. Johnson is a lot like trump. Hes said Hillary Clinton looks like a sadistic nurse in a mental hospital, that women who wear burqas are absolutely ridiculous, and he said that voting for his party will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a b. M. W. M3. Except in the rare cases when the vote gives the b. M. W. Breasts and the wife power steering. laughter there is one way in which they are different johnson has said his childhood ambition was to become world king. While trumps childhood ambition was to be burger king. laughter cheers and applause trumps family was quick to congratulate johnson, too, including first daughter ivanka, who tweeted, congratulations atboris johnson on becoming the next Prime Minister of the united kingston. cheering yes, the united kingston. So close to kingdom. Well, i guess the apnel doesnt flare fart from the terrrr. Weve got a great show for you tonight. Secretary Julian Castro is here. But when we return, meanwhile cheers and applause band playing Wireless Network claims are so confusing. Americas most reliable network. The nations largest and most reliable network. The best network is even better . Best, fastest, best. Enough. Sprints doing things differently. Theyre offering a new 100 total satisfaction guarantee. 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The debates, theyre going to be on where . Cnn . Cnn, were going to be live on the debates both night. Juliaan castro is going to be my guest out here in just a moment. cheers and applause jon he did great in the last debate. Stephen he was good. Jon did great. Stephen before we do that, i found out a little while ago, this afternoon, that you guys know the 9 11 First Responders bill thats been languishing in congress for years . It just passed this afternoon. cheers and applause jon whoo stephen finally. Finally. It secures whats great about this bill is it secures for the First Responders who rushed down those burning towers funding through 2092. Jon wow. Stephen so they will be cared for until 2092 and in 2093 Mitch Mcconnell will have to reauthorize it. The vote was 97 to 2 with only mike lee and rand paul voting themselves into the dust bin of history. booing stephen one of my favorite things about the story is, right here theres Mitch Mcconnell right before the vote walking in, knowing hes going to have to vote for it, and heres our friend jon stewart. cheers and applause piano riff so long overduh. Thank you to the 9 11 responders for what you did to all of us and thank you to jon for staying on top of this. cheers and applause you know, i spend a lot of time over there harvesting the big, filling, Starchy Vegetables of news that make up the buttery corn and hearty mashed potatoes of my monologue. 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Stephen hey, everybody, welcome back to the late show already in progress. cheers and applause folks, ladies and gentlemen of the American Television viewing audience, my first guest has served as mayor of san antonio and secretary of housing and urban development. Now, hes running for president. Please welcome Julian Castro cheers and applause band playing stephen welcome back nice to see you again. Thanks for having me. Nice to be back. Stephen would you rather be called mr. Mayor or mr. Secretary because you get to keep those the rest of your life, right . Just juliaan. Stephen whats up, j . Thats what my brother calls me. Stephen last time you were on with your brother joaquin together, you had only formed an exploratory committee, so obviously not running for president. I asked you if you were running for president , and you were, like, i dont know. Now are you willing to fess up . Stephen, i wanted to come together and let you in on a little secret, i am running for president. cheers and applause and i dont have my brother here to kick me around this time. Stephen a little late, but ill take it. How has the road been so far . How is it trying to get the peoples votes . Its going well now. It was a little rough at the beginning. I remember the first trip we took to iowa. It was the First Community meeting i was doing outside des moines in a community center. We started the meeting, maybe 15, 20 people there. Twenty seconds after i started speaking to explain what im about, the lights go out in the building. I go, i hope this is not a metaphor for my campaign, the lights go out, that its never going to get started. Stephen the New York Times said the first debate you were in was castros big night and part of the reason is you just loaded up your guns and jack slapped beto orourke into next week. Did you go in there going, oh, ive got a target on this guy, im going to take him down. Is that the plan . Be honest. No, it was to stand up on the policy on immigration. I have been very vocal about immigration, something thats internapersonal to me. Stephen but you specifically said youot against. You had to be a little bit of a target. I had done my homework, as i pointed out that night. Stephen let me ask you about the homework. We all did the homework after that conversation because we didnt necessarily know what you were talking about. Section 1325 of the u. S. Legal code has never been more popular. What is it and why do you want to change it . So this is basically the law that criminalizes somebody coming across the border. Its been around since 1929, due until about 2004, it was really not used. These things were treated as a civil matter. This law is what has allowed the Trump Administration to incarcerate migrant parents and then separate them from their little children. Stephen this is one of the things that led to the crisis of the zero tolerance policy. He basically weaponized this law to incarcerate the parents and separate them from theiroine lasting change and ensure no future generation can separate families like this, we need to go back to how we handled it in the reagan, clinton and part of the bush years and treat it as a civil matter. Theyre still subject to Court Proceedings but you get rid of the law that allows the administration to separate parents and children. Thats what i want to do, thats my vision. cheers and applause stephen you might be able to answer this question for me i i hear sort of conflicting answers from various sides to hav of the aisle on th. When donald trump came in, border crossings were at a low. Now there is a humanitarian crisis on the border with more people coming over. Why has that changed . Thats a great question. Part is the circumstances in honduras, el salvador, quat mal l. A. This president said if we were cruel enough to separate children from parents that that would deter more Central American families from coming. Instead more are coming than when he started as president , so his cruelty failed. So we need to exercise common sense and compassion instead of cruelty. cheers and applause stephen speaking of speaking of cruelty or bad behavior, the news has been consumed, say the last eight or nine days, about donald trump having tweeted and supported in speeches and other statements the go back where you came from to the group called the squad, the four new congresswomen there. Do you believe that his statements are racist and that he is a racist . I do, yeah. I think hes given us enough evidence. cheers and applause i mean, you know, like a lot of people, i just felt like a lot of people, im not anxious to call somebody a racist or to believe that somebody has those kinds of intentions. I think you have to be very careful before you use that label. At the same time, i mean, how many times does this guy have to show us over and over and over again by his actions the way he started his campaign, the comments that he made about the mexicanamerican judge, the policies that he put in place, these comments about go back to where you came from, i mean, hes shown us over and over again he has a dark heart when it comes to the issues. This guy is the biggest identity politician weve seen in the last 15 years. He engages in racial, but i believe wherever theyre from, they share common values of bisque respect for each other, of faith, of belief in this coly, ose t write us together no background more strongly than his division or hatred can separate us. Im bidding on that. I think were going to beat him with that. Stephen now, tomorrow morning, mueller appears before the house Intel Committee, and here we go, heres you and theres your brother joaquin right there. Your brother joaquin is on the Intel Committee and he gets to ask mueller questions. He is. laughter stephen have you ever thought about doing a parent trap thing with him and swapping out . What would you want to ask Robert Mueller . Its only a couple of hours to d. C. From here. I could be there by morning. Stephen what was your question . I would want to know why he did not recommended charges against this president. He lists ten different instances where the president obstructed or attempted to obstruct justice and, you know, i think he has suggested perhaps thats because of the department of justice guidelines that youre not supposed to indict a signature president , but i would like to get more clarity on that because, basically, what you have is a president who, but for the fact hes in that oval office, would be under indictment now. Stephen hes an unindicted coconspirator. In the Campaign Finance allegations. Stephen michael cohen. Yes, so i would like to ask about that. applause stephen thanks for being here. Well be watching. Are you on tuesday or wednesday. Second night, wednesday. Stephen um secretary juliaan castro, everybody well be right back with veeps tony hale stick around cheers and applause band playing how do you gauge the greatness of an suv . Is it to carry cargo or to carry on a legacy . Its show of strength or its sign of intelligence . In crossing harsh terrain or breaking new ground . This is the time to get an exceptional offer on the mercedes of your midsummer dreams at the mercedesbenz summer event, going on now. Lease the gla 250 suv for just 329 a month at the mercedesbenz summer event. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. And lets make it work. Pens, grab those command strips they hold strong with a peel, stick, and press. And with that college life begins. I said, college life begins. Oh dear, lets take that down damage free. Stretch release and look no marks no mess, much more you. Command. Do. No harm. Applebees all you can eat is back. Now thats eatin good in the neighborhood. Liberty mutual customizes your car insurance, hmm. Exactly. So you only pay for what you need. Nice. But, uh. Whats up with your. Partner . Not again. Limu thats your reflection. Only pay for what you need. Liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty cheers and applause band playing stephen hey, everybody welcome back ladies and gentlemen, my next guest is the Emmy Awardwinning actor you know from arrested development, toy story 4, and veep. Please welcome tony hale cheers and applause band playing stephen did i get something on you . Got some dust on my pants excuse me stephen im so sorry. Wow. Stephens friends, how are you . cheers and applause nice to meet you. Stephen theyre your friends, too, tony Everybody Loves tony hale. Thats right. So nice. Stephen cheers and applause stephen the last time we had you here was when we had the entire cast of veep on to celebrate the finale of the greatest Television Show of all time. Maybe the truest Television Show of all time. That is sad. Stephen did you hear what buttigieg said . I did not. Stephen he said, one of the fascinating thing about being on the campaign trail is i found out that veep is true to life. Oh laughter he shouldnt say that out loud. Stephen yes. Yeah. It was likely sad. Its sad to say good buy to that show because we all like each other a little too much. Stephen sure. We became kind of a family, and, so, its sad. Stephen since the last time you were here, you were nominated for an emmy. Its nice. Thank you so much. cheers and applause im so stunned by it. Stephen do you, like, wake up and go is it going to happen . Are you sit big the phone and waiting for people . I actually thought the announcement was going to come out the day after it did, and i got a text from julia saying congrats, and i had that paranoia i always erase my textons my phone so i had paranoia that my Text Exchange talked about something she was referring to so i texted back thanks and i woke up to it. Stephen the finale of veep, the last time we see you, its 24 years in the future. Yes, and she does having very bad to me. Stephen she does. Shes not nice to you. No. Stephen just that one episode. laughter and they aged 2 yearsfrow. K at ts. Stephen and they of eff how did you feel . Was it exciting to see yourself old or did you like it . I felt amazing. No, i actually thought, first of all . This is even close up, look how fantastic a job those makeup artists did. That was amazing work, these artists. applause stephen yeah. Actually, i mean, i was kind of i think i even found good lighting for that photo. But i thought i looked okay, and then my daughter, have you heard of this faceapp . Stephen yeah, yeah, yeah. O we were in the car and she took a picture of me. Stephen is that what this is . Yeah, this is what the faceapp says i look like in 30. No, no, one. Stephen th i y. No, no, no, no, no, no, this is it, this is it. This is you makeup, okay, and this is what the faceapp says you look like. Excuse me. laughter okay, okay. Okay. I was feeling kind of good about myself right here. Right here. And then i turned into a fig. Look at that, but at least i have nice rosy cheeks. Stephen he really does. Im not sure i would want to see this guy coming out of the darkness at me. Look at that. You know when the apples get really rotten and they make people out of them. Stephen yeah, caver an apple, live it in the sauna and see what they look like. Want to see me . Come on, there you go. Thats distinguished. First of all, lets just compare the two. laughter this is a president ial candidate and this is i dont know, hes off the earth, already. Stephen how sad. How sad. But fun. But fun. Stephen now, of course, we a lot of us got to know you on arrested development. Fantastic performance. Thank you. Stephen you already got some emmys, right . Well, i was very i was thankful for veep i did. I just had a stroke. Stephen okay. So you got two emmys already for veep. Which was very nice. Stephen you didnt get one for arrested development, you were robbed. You also made your living, kept the wolf from the door as we say by doing commercials. Yes. Stephen and we have a commercial right here of you, i believe. Okay. Stephen lets take a look at this. This is just a night of embarrassment. You know, were great together. But i found something new and more exciting. And it satisfies me in a way i never thought possible. cheers and applause that app actually makes you look younger, too. Stephen yes. Thats how i look. Stephen i chose this out of jealousy. Theres no tape like that of me when i was younger because i could not get arrested. What was the auditioning process like for you . I mean, i was always seen as kind of the quirky guy whos not all there. Which has continued on into my entire career. Bop it was really, really fun. The audition process, i mean, you remember, you kind of go in and there are, like, all these guys that look exactly like you, and i did have one really kind of embarrassing moment. I remember going out for a car commercial and i was supposed to they said, okay, you go something and slide across the car and i thought, oh, im going to take it a step over and grab this table and slide across the table in the audition room, and im, like, im going to set myself apart, so i slid across the table, ripped my pants all the way down, and it was that kind of moment where they knew what happened and i knew what happened and nobody said anything. And so i just walked out and i said, thank you very much. And it was hot outside so i didnt have a coat to wrap around my waste and i walked by the other guys auditioning and i was, like, good luck, man, good luck. Good luck, man. Stephen with your butt just hanging out in the back is this. Well, i had underwear on, thankfully. But my lily white legs were freely out. And i couldnt take a cab because i didnt have enough money, so i just walked on the subway and i was just showing my wears to new york city. laughter you i didnt get the job, a, but the sad thing is you knew it was bad because they sent me a gift card to banana republic. Stephen oh well good luck at the emmys. See you out there. Thank you so much. Stephen tony hale, everybody well be right back with a performance by niluufer yanya cheers and applause band playing delivered to your door so you can do more. Feels so good feels so good feels so good target run and done. Wherever you are. Whatever youre craving. 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Stephen good luck at the stephen and now, making her Television Debut with in your head from her album miss universe, please welcome Nilufer Yanya cheers and applause ive hit bottom rock, swear down here, im dark and confused oh, though i cannot tell if im paranoid, or its all in my head its all in my head no signal out here whats going on in your head on in your head i can do what i want i can feel what i feel until you say it out loud how will i know if its real . And i can do what i like ill never know what it means some validation is all that i need when it hurts just to touch but you cant dull the pain cause its telling you things that make you sound insane like theyre calling you up but its not on the phone its all in your head its all in your head the longer it takes read too far into the signs but thats what it says its just a matter of time before were out of this place where were no longer trapped and its not in my head its not my head and i can do what i want and i can feel what i feel until you say it out loud how will i know if its real . And i can do what i like ill never know what it means some validation is all that i need and i can do what i want and i can feel what i feel until you say it out loud how will i know if its real . 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