Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, disorder at the border. Plus, stephen welcomes zendaya and Julian Edelman featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen thank you very much. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause huge, huge, news just this afternoon. While were in the middle of a humanitarian crisis on our border detention facilities, this afternoon, we learned that customs and Border Protection commissioner, john sanders, is expected to step down. You know what they say, when the going gets tough, the tough go, good luck with that. Sucks to be you. laughter applause cheers youve got to blur my whole head. In his resignation email, sanders didnt explain the reasons for his departure. Hmm, what could they be . Hmmm. Hmmmm laughter i certainly hope he didnt lose his job over something as minor as running Detention Centers that are inhumane, worse than jail, in which, young detainees have no access to toothbrushes, toothpaste or soap. booing wow, his next Job Interview is going to be rough okay, john, under special skills, it says, violating the geneva conventions. okay, im sorry, youre just not chuck e. Cheese material. And may i remind you, and we terrify children with a giant, animatronic rat. laughter trump spoke to reporters in the oval office this afternoon, and he denied that he asked sanders to resign. I didnt speak to him. I dont think ive ever spoken to him, actually. No, we have some very good people running it and, you know, i dont know anything about it. I hear he is a very good man, a good person. I dont know him. I dont think i ever spoke to him. Stephen as trump hes a good man, hes a good man, great man. Never spoke to him. This whole thing was his idea. Hes a monster. We should try him at the hague. I guess. I dont know. Ive never met him. Do we have am i clear on that . I dont spiders, spiders, spiders. He also made mouth sounds with the hole about his concern for children. A lot of these Young Children come from places that you dont want to know about. The way they have lived and been the way that the poverty they grew up in. Stephen as trump which is why, just to make them feel at home, we thoughtfully provide them squalor. laughter mi squalor es su squalor. But as terrible as the conditions in his Detention Center are, trump believes we have no choice. You have these massive numbers of people trying to get into the United States because of the economy, because we have done so good. But thats one of the problems with doing well everybody wants to come in. Ten years ago, five years ago, four years ago, they didnt want to come in. Today, they want to come in. But we cant let that happen. Stephen as trump we cant let that happen. Its just like the poem on the statue of liberty you touch my cash, this big bronze bitch will stomp your huddled mass. okay. Jon i dont recall reading g that. Stephen the second verse. Thats the second verse. But trump is wrong, and he knows it. This crisis is not some mistake caused by a sudden rush to the border. People who work down there say its a result of a failed gamble on the part of the Trump Administration that a succession of everharsher border policies would deter the flood of migrants coming from central america. And its not trumps only failed gamble. His original idea for the border was the trump Taj Matrocity and child hotel. You know, you know you know, the fourth of july is next weeks, folks, and im happy to say i love our country. I love america. I believe in my heart of hearts, our great country is the last, best hope for all mankind. And what makes us great is what we believe in all men are created equal. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Charmin cheers and applause charmin enjoy the go but heres the problem with high ideals you actually have to live up to them. And with these kids on the border, were not just failing to live up to our own standards. Michael scott moore, a journalist abducted by somali pirates, tweeted, somali pirates gave me toothpaste and soap. applause david rohde applause david rohde, a journalist taken by the taliban, saw that and replied, the taliban gave me toothpaste and soap. Even silence of the lambs buffalo bill tweeted, at least i gave my prisoner lotion and a basket. cheers and applause true story. True story. True story. But trump has a courageous defense of his policies. as trump those arent my policies. Because heres what he told chuck todd on sunday separation, president obama, i took over separation. This has been happening long before i got there. What weve done is weve created weve weve ended separation. You know, under president obama, you had separation. I was the one that ended it. Stephen longtime viewers of reality wont be surprised that donald trump is lying there, because politifact found that family separations were rare during the obama and bush administrations and became systematic under trumps zerotolerance policy. Mr. President booing youre not fooling anybody. We all remember that you ran on a racist, antiimmigration platform, and youre still running on it. At this point, the only family the only family separation america wants to see is yours from the white house. cheers and applause audience Stephen StephenStephen Stephen stephen plus, trumps deterrence policy might be having the exact opposite effect, because according to a former ambassador, smugglers are telling migrants, they may shut the border. Trump is getting tougher. If you dont go now, youll never get in. Basically, these coyotes are saying america is being put in the disney vault. You dont actually want five copies of the little mermaid, but if you dont buy it now, you might never own five copies. laughter trump does have his defenders, like the friendly defernders over at fox defrienders. It is just amazing that these news outlets seem about to be on the same page of the democratic talking points. What they say on sunday all of the sudden is parroted and featured on monday and tuesday. And it is look at how bad these conditions are for kids at the border. Keep in mind you dont the Border Patrol wasnt in charge of building a marriott or a hyatt. Stephen wow, hyatt and marriott must really appreciate that. laughter in fact, marriott just changed their slogan to marriott we have soap laughter applause thats a selling point. Its a luxury. Its a luxury. Water, beds, warmth. And i just gotta say, brian kilmeade, pump the brakes my friend. Is that really where you want to draw a distinction between the two Political Parties . as kilmeade before you walk into that voting booth and pull the lever for a democrat, just remember they want to give soap to children. Now, im off to drink myself to sleep. Let the darkness swallow me. What have i become . laughter applause now cheers this next story is a real toe tapper. Tensions between trump and iran continue to escalate, and ill tell you all about it in our unfortunately ongoing series last week, iran shot down an american drone. In response, trump ordered a military strike, but then called off the strike at the last minute. Instead, he decided to impose new sanctions on irans Supreme Leader. The assets of Ayatollah Khomeini and his office will not be spared from the sanctions. Stephen a harsh response, with one small issue the Supreme Leader is ayatollah khamenei. Ayatollah khomeini has been dead since 1989. True, true. applause as trump were bringing sanctions against ayatollah khomenei, as well as Ottoman Emperor suleiman the magnificent, and the cruel pharaoh ramses ii, with all his conniving viziers and eunuchs. Let my people go. laughter also, while sitting there in the oval, trump was asked about what the goals of any war with iran would be. Do you have an exit strategy for iran if war does break out . Uh, you arent going to need an exit strategy. I dont need exit strategies. Stephen as trump i mean, our troops will need one, but not me. Ill be fine, what with the bone spurs and everything. Over the weekend, columnist e. Jean carroll accused donald trump of sexually assaulting her 23 years ago in a Bergdorf Goodman dressing room. And yesterday, trump gave a very very bad reason why hes innocent, telling a reporter, ill say it with Great Respect number one, shes not my type. Number two, it never happened. It never happened, okay . So, it didnt happen because shes not his type. That is the sound of a man realizing in midsentence that hes not talking to billy bush. laughter this story didnt get a lot of coverage when it first broke. For example, the new york times, originally buried the story in the books section. Which is smart they knew it was the one place the president would never look. Then, then applause then theres our friends at the new york post, which ran a story about post, which ran a story about e. Jean carroll, that was mysteriously scrubbed from the tabloids website on friday afternoon. Nobody knew what happened to the link until today, when it was revealed that the post editor is a supporter of President Trump and ordered the removal of the story. booing so they deleted the article to protect trump. If the post had a headline about itself it would be propagandon post plays defense for sex crime. So its gone. Its gone now. 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Stephen and im very excited because tomorrow, wednesday and thursday, we will be live here broadcasting from the ed sullivan theater following the first democratic debates of the 2020 campaign. cheers and applause . Jon oh, my goodness. Theres going to be a lot to talk about. Stephen it will be huge . A. There will be a lot to talkb. Stephen its the kickoff. The games of 2020. The kickoff will be tomorrow night right here on the show. Thats where it starts. The presidency goes through this theater, ladies and gentlemen. You know thats not actually true. Thats not thats not actually true. laughter you know, folks, theres some big news in the world of crafting. And, yes, i know i talk a lot about crafting. A lot of people say my show really took off in 2016 when i started focusing on crafting. Well, todays crafting dustup concerns the online knitting community ravelry, which jus cheers and applause oh, weve got some weve got some ravelheads here today . Ravelry Just Announced that they are banning support of donald trump and his administration, explaining we cannot provide a space that is inclusive of all and also allow support for open White Supremacy. I gotta say bold. Bold. It was the right thing to do. But it this was hard news for the white supremacist knitting collective, neoknitzis. cheers and applause turns out, hate speech and intolerance had gotten out of hand on ravelrys forums. Before the site was invaded by trump supporters, one ravelry user described the community as a happy little bubble. But you knew it had to burst. I mean, for petes sake, you all run around with those pointy needles all the time. As you might imagine, ravelrys new policies didnt go unchallenged. In fact, they led to a swift reaction from the knitting world. Thats situation a lot swift reaction because this is the same group of people that take seven months to make a lumpy baby bonnet. One ravelry user was so upset by the ban on trump supporters, they posted, kill yourselves. Wow, that is a bit more violent than i would have expected from someone who knits. as grandma well, its a complicated issue, but, you know, i think you know what i think would be simple . You could all kill yourselves. laughter applause now who wants a lemon square . laughter but other ravelry users were supportive of the move, saying that theyve never been prouder to be part of this community. And to these noble knitters, i say, good for you. Dont ever let hate speech stop you from making those toolong or tooshort scarves where you change color halfway through because you ran out of your first yarn. Where would we be as a nation if we didnt have your handmade socks that are too big to wear with shoes but too thin to wear as slippers, so you just sort of shuffle around the house collecting dust and hair in them until christmas is over and you can go back to regular socks. 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This is nissan intelligent mobility. band playing cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody folks, you know my first guest this evening from spiderman homecoming and the greatest showman. She now stars in the new hbo series, euphoria. You have to understand that i didnt want you to be safe okay. I just dont want anything bad to happen to you. And, you know, you just cant be mad at me for wanting you to be okay. Im being anxious, you know. It hurts my heart too much. And. I im not mad at you. Youre the best thing thats happened to me in a really long time, and i just dont want anything bad to happen so just, please, dont be mad at me, okay . Im sorry. Stephen please welcome, zendaya applause stephen hello. Hello. Stephen so happy to have you on. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too. Stephen we had your we had your costar from spiderman homecoming, mr. Tom holland was on last night. Yes, you did. And he got puppies. Stephen he got puppies. He got to play with puppy. Do we have any leftover puppy. They all get adopted. I can accept that. Stephen tom got adopted. Because hes so puppylike. We were talking about spiderman far from home. Do you do any stunts . Do you have to get on the wire . Its mostly tom. I let him handle that. Stephen does m. J. Get pulled into the adventure . There was one thing we got to do. It was a big spidey thing in new york. They basically attached a camera to tom and attached us together and lifted us like, i want to say 110 feet. Yeah. Thank you stephen over over what. My sentiments exactly. Stephen over what . To be honest with you, boxes . They had like i dont know, apparently it works. Its, like, these empty boxes stacked together. And i was like. laughter thats it . Thats all we got. All right. Stephen drop us on the Amazon Warehouse . Exactly. And we did it, and it was amazing, and im proud of myself for doing it. Stephen you drop 100 feet we did it. applause it was a big swing gli dont actually like being eye dont like being nay 10story building. Thats upsetting. Okay, go ahead. The thing is they didnt end up using that. We reshot it. And guess how we reshot it . We reshot it two feet above the ground with wind machine s. Stephen on wires or Something Like that . Yes. Literally two feet above the ground with a wind machine and our director going, okay, scream. And going like this with our bodiebodies and and going like. Stephen and you couldnt have done this in the first place. It looked better. Stephen magic, i guess. We were talking with him last night about his broinance mans with Jake Gyllenhaal. Is that a real thing . Do they hang out together . Yeah, yeah. Stephen real bonding . Its just like, you know, when theyre together just dont youre not going to get anything in there. You know, theyre just stephen im not judging. Its only them. Stephen im jealous is what im jealous. Tom is, like, he would come back after set and, obviously, were all big Jake Gyllenhaal fans, and hed be like, oh, yeah, im just texting jake, you know. And im like, okay stephen your new show euphoria, on hbo, its a very cheers and applause its made some news. Its getting a lot of attention. Its a very its a very frank, very unvarnished look at life of teens with drug use, sexuality, social media, depression. What what was its a far cry from your disney days, ill say that, okay. Yeah. Stephen what was it that what was it that most interested you in this show . In what way did it speak to you . There was a big period of time eye have been working on something consistently since i was 13 years old, so it was the first time i had a big space and i didnt know what i was going to do, and everything i read nothing really spoke to me or pulled i was looking for, like, a feeling, you know. And i read euphoria, and i just eye dont know, i couldnt quite explain it, but i cared so deeply for the character of rue, and i felt connected to her. And then i empty sam, who is our creator and our writer, and i then understood that a lot of what rue is him. Rue is him. And the personal stories, honesty, i think, really speaks through in the show because those are those are stories and those are things that you just cant make up, you know. So i felt that that really is what spoke to me. And i just felt like it was something that i had to be a part of. So, i dont know, it was just a feeling, you know. Stephen theres been a bit of a stir about the show because there have been so many penises. Yes. Stephen so far on the show. To use a clinical word. One episode was like 30 yeah, that was the headline. Stephen 30 penises on one show, but, obviously, you save money on bulk. Its just economics. Its just economics. Yeah. Stephen does this surprise you at all. You have all kinds of naked women in television shows. You show a bunch of penises and people go, what what no i know. Stephen do you think thats because mens bodies are strange to people, like, disgusting to people, or sacred . I dont know why that was a headline but, you know, just evened it out. You know. Stephen sure. applause . Stephen evening it out would talk a couple of centuries of just naked men, exactly. Yeah, executive bleep , yeah. Stephen you had an incredibly busy, you know, life so far. But also incredibly busy year. What do you do with your down time. What does zendaya do to let it go . Nothing. I do nothing. And, you know, its like i think people forget, my life is so crazy oh, you want to go on vacation. Of the no, i dont want to go anywhere. I want to go to my bed and i want to not leave my house. Stephen do you watch tv . Yes. Stephen do you read . What do you do . You know, its funny, after we finished euphoria, i was just kind of in this backward schedule, we had been doing a lot of night shoots, and it was emotionally demanding and i was drained a little bit. And just became nocturnal, and i just stayed up all night and watched a lot of crime documentaries. laughter . Stephen really . Yeah. Stephen that doesnt worry you at all, like, it doesnt get you anxious . Because i watch those things like making a murderer. I just got tense that someone was going to come in and murdermake me. laughter . No, there got a point that i got a little worried that i wasnt scare. Stephen oh, okay. You know what im saying . It didnt bother me and im like, i have a problem. And every time somebody called me and said, what are you watching . And i had to worry how people perceived me every time they called. Oh, just watching another murder documentary. Documentary. Stephen right, the murder girl. Try euphoria. Yeah. 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No, kevin believe it geico could save you fifteen percent or more on Car Insurance. band playing cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody, welcome back my next guest is a threetime super bowl champion from the new England Patriots and the super bowl liii m. V. P. Hes the subject of a new documentary called 100 Julian Edelman. Please welcome to the late show, Julian Edelman applause stephen welcome to the show. As i was saying to you backstage, he walked right by me downstairs coming up here, and i didnt recognize you with the big caveman beard on. I saw you getting ready for pregame. Usually when i get ready for a game stephen how do you get psyched up . What d codo you do to get ready for the game . I go over the game plan. I like alone time, and i throw on some chill music. Stephen you chill before the game. I like to chill. I like to keep my heart rate down because its so exhausting during the game. Stephen whats the chill music. Do you play christmas music. A little john denver. Stephen sure, sure. Hey, its good to be back home again exactly, exactly. Stephen listen, threetime super bowl champ and super bowl liii m. V. P. Do you mind if i weve got back here, weve got a very heavy satchel. Thats the satchel. Stephen theres the hardware. May i open it for the people right here . You may. Stephen hold on. One here we go. One. Here you go. All right, am i doing that the well go that way. And then well go like that. cheers applause there we go. Stephen wow. May i . May i . Yeah, yeah, yeah, you may. Stephen i could i could wear these around my neck. Look at that. Do you do you need to go to the gym or do you just curl with these on . That is fantastic. Do you have a favorite . Do you have a favorite of these three right there . Yeah, the next one. Stephen call q. V. C. Right now. We only have three of these left. Lets make them a deal, jules. Lets make them a deal right now. Whats your fav . The next one. cheers . Stephen im just going to leave those right there for just a moment. And i think do i have that on right . I think this one sorry, its mine now. So where do you keep them . I i got a couple of secret stashes, pretty much fort knox. Stephen sure a couple of sharks, lasers on the heads. Stephen like dr. Nos island. Exactly, like dr. Noo island. Stephen here are you and tom brady after winning the last super bowl right there. applause we almost made out there. Stephen what . We almost made out. Stephen go for it. Go for it. Set an example. Now, whats the first time whats the first time you met this cat . The first time i met him. Is my rookie year 2009. We just came in after rookie minicamps. And when youre a rookie, youre carrying around, back in that day, 10 years ago, you would have a sixinch binder. Now everything is on ipads. You would get to meetings 10 minutes early. Guys are strolling, in the veterans, 30 seconds before. You know, they know whats going on. But when youre a rookie you dont know. Im going into a meeting, and right in the door way, tom hits runs into me. And he goes, hey, im tom. And i almost dropped my book. And im like, hey, nice to meet you, tom. Im jules. He said, ive heard a lot about you, excited to have you on the team. It was it was definitely a frightening experience for me. Stephen how old were you when he had his first season in the n. F. L. . I was uh, eighth grade, probably seventh grade. Stephen so you spent your teenaged years looking up to this guy, im guessing . We grew up eight miles from each other. He always had the underdog story. He always had to scratch for what he got. And, you know, i was always a huge fan of his. I was always pulling for him. I was a tom guy. Stephen well, you have an interesting way of motivating him. We have a clip here, and i want you to explain why this is motivating him. Go. Nice ball nice ball thanks, baby. Youre too old youre too old laughter applause stephen was it it was your idea or his idea to have you scream, youre too effing old at him in the middle of a game . You know, steve, i black out sometimes. I dont even know what im saying out there. Stephen well, we need some motivation around here sometimes. What are some of the things you yell on your team to get everybody moated up. Like, what would you yell at me . You know what . Were in the lets go, era, yo,you know. And it can be used in so many different context s. Stephen lets go. Lets go. Stephen when do you yell lets go on the field. After a bad play there can be a lets go stephen after a good play . quieter lets go, lets go. Stephen what about theres been no play and the game hasnt even started. Youre sitting there, sitting next to your guy, and you look at each other, lets go. Lets go. Stephen it does it all. It does it all. Its its a great word, two words. Stephen lets try an acting exercise right now. Say lets go, like youre saying, i love you. Lets go. Stephen wow. Ive got to say. Lets go. Im nervous. Im putting these away for fear now, a lot of players thank god after winning a game or scoring a touchdown, i know that you were raised jewish and you you still you still are jewish. I wasnt raised jewish. I kind of, you know, went back and tried to see where my heritage and see where my family was from. And i decided judaism probably 14, 15, just kind of see where my grandfather came from and, you know, learned the stories of the jews, and the adversities they had to overcome, and the underdogs that they were. And it related to my story, my whole life, up to that point, and continuing. And it connected me with it and, you know, i like to practice it a little bit now. applause cheers stephen do you think do you think god makes choices in who wins Football Games . I dont know. Stephen he seems to like the patriots. I mean, i always fast for yom kippur. Stephen not only, that not only that, but theres a little shop on your on your website. And this is the only item thats sold out on your website. And its the je11 kippah. And we, you know, we dont actually sell them on our website. But we coming to a bar mitzvah near you. Stephen we had a late show kippap made for you right there. And i hope you will accept this. I appreciate it. Stephen accept this on behalf of the entire thank you. applause cheers nicely done. Nicely done. Thats a first. Thats a first 100 Julian Edelman premieres this friday on showtime. Julian edelman, everybody well be right back with an exciting look at a late show spinoff. At panera, our salads with peakseason berries. Creamy avocado. And a dressing fit for a goddess. Come taste what a salad should be. And order online for delivery right to you. Panera. Food as it should be. Tlets go mets go time daddy [ giggling ] ohhhh man. Took my hat off. 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Right now, the cbs Network Alone has young sheldon, the good fight, star trek discovery, and an ncis for every american city, village, and unincorporated township. laughter at the rate this network is spinning off shows, i wouldnt be surprised if eventually someone on this show someday got a spinoff. Hey, stephen. Sorry to interrupt, but i actually just got my own cbs spinoff. cheers and applause stephen joe saylor . Joy saylor, our bands drummer and resident jazz cowboy. What is your show about . Well its a little difficult to explain. Why dont i just show you the preview . Stephen well, we dont really have jim . Hurry up im going as fast i can distant tambourine wait. Whats that . Probably just a cat or something. Keep breaking into the building so we can do crimes in there. tambourine there it is again. That aint no cat its a tambourine tambourine howdy boys. Jazz cowboy oh no scrambles is caught in the tree can i be of some jazzsistance . Thanks, jazz cowboy maam. Fine, ill tell you what you wanna know just. Can you please stop doing that . Never the jazz cowboy is a menace hes a vigilante who has no respect for the rule of law or traditional time signatures. cheers and applause aaarrgghh cheers and applause stephen look like weve got a hit. The jazz cowboy. Well be right back. Stephen thats it for the late show. Tune in tomorrow for our live show following the democratic debate, with representative alexandria ocasiocortez, and musical guest, incubus. Good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the gloves tonight dont you worry bout what socks you got on itll be all right its the late, late show reggie ladies and gentlemen,