But makes two stops for ten minutes, or a train that travels 40 Miles Per Hour and makes one stop for five minutes . Id go on an airplane. Stephen no. Lets make it simple. Whats going on in this picture is this. She was not sleeping. Stephen close enough. Mr. President , dont move. Theres a squirrel on your shoulder they have really taken advantage of us. Stephen i can see that. How do you plan to get rid of the squirrels . A nuclear weapon. Stephen that seems a little extreme. O whetheobliteration like yoe never seen before. Stephen lets forget the squirrels for a second. Shoo shoo okay, sir. Final question. When it comes to american democracy, what do you think your legacy will be . I was the one that ended it. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonights donald duck. Plus stephen welcomes tom holland, democratic president ial candidate andrew yang, and musical guest jenny lewis, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey whoo welcome welcome one good to see you. Welcome one and all. cheers and applause ladies, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause did you have a good weekend . cheers and applause i had a fantastic one. You know why . I did not read the news because it has been a little dark. laughter thursday night, we almost went to war with iran, and that was the story from the smile file. laughter ill tell you all about that in part two of our alreadytoolongrunning series drum beat america at whaaa . laughter stephen last wednesday night, iran shot down an unmanned u. S. Drone, and nobody knew what President Trump was going to do, including President Trump because, according to officials, on thursday night, the president approved a strike on iran. As late as 7 00 p. M. , planes were in the air and ships were in position, but no missiles had been fired when word came to stand down. So we were poised to start a war with iran, but donald trump did the right thi gags . laughter applause im sorry. Im not used to saying that sort of thing. Trump made the correct moral gags . laughter point is, this is the first thing that trump has ever ordered that he didnt finish. laughter jon wow. Stephen friday morning trump explained, we were cocked and loaded to retaliate last night on three different sights misspelled when i asked, how many will die. 150 people, sir, was the answer from a general. 10 minutes before the strike, i stopped it. Okay, i appreciate the sentiment. He doesnt want casualties, but isnt that something you should check before youve ordered the strike . as trump okay, i have this gun, its full of bullets, the hammers pulled back, and what does this thing do when i pull the trigger . Do fruit roll ups come out . What happened . Also, i just want to say cocked and loaded . The expression is locked and loaded. cheers and applause as trump we were cocked and loaded, we were at defcock 5, about to rain down a little cock and awe. It was just a tiny little mushroom cloud. cheers and applause what . What . A Tactical Nuclear weapon. Jon i aint touching that. Stephen trump explained himself further in an interview with host of meet the press, chuck todd, seen here fist bumping his biggest fan. laughter trump said he gave iran a pass this time, but things might be different in the future. Im not looking for war and, if there is, itll be obliteration like youve never seen before. But im not looking to do that. Stephen he doesnt want to, but you might trigger a massive response. Hes like bruce banner. as trump you wouldnt like me when im angry. Or when im happy or when im eating. laughter not a pretty sight. Trump was proud of himself. According to one source, he liked the command of approving the strike, but also the decisiveness of calling it off. Its simple. Donald trump likes the decisiveness of calling off the terrible command donald trump just gave. laughter then today, trump announced new sanctions on iran, and at the signing ceremony, he explained one of the reasons he called off the strike. Obviously, the people of iran are great people. You know, i know many of them. I lived in new york. I havent been there very much the last two and a half years, but i know many iranians living in new york and theyre fantastic people. I have many friends that are iranian. Stephen as trump i didnt bomb them this time, but if i change my mind, you should all know that id be obliterating some fantastic people. Really great. They will be missed. laughter irans not the only thing trump changed his mind about this weekend. On sunday, ice planned to conduct a major operation in multiple cities to round up and deport undocumented families. Even undocumented parents who have children who are u. S. Citizens, so it is possible parents could be deported while their children are left behind. audience booing how did that brainstorming meeting go . All right, guys. Come on, i need some new ideas. Taking kids from their parents was a disaster. Come on, toss out some new ideas uh. laughter well. laughter what if. We took. The parents. Away from the children . laughter i love it laughter thankfully, on saturday trump announced hell delay the deportation operation. What changed his mind . Apparently, his buddy nancy pelosi called him friday night, and today she revealed what she said to him youre scaring the children of america. Stephen and the adults arent doing too well either cheers and applause cross talk between jon and steve trump explained on twitter at the request of democrats, i have delayed the illegal immigration removal process deportation for two weeks to see if the democrats and republicans can get together and work out a solution to the asylum and loophole problems at the southern border. If not, deportations start so his shred of human decency has an expiration date. laughter its like if scrooge had gotten up on christmas morning, and said as scrooge you there, boy, heres a shiny shilling. Get me the prize turkey in the window. And make it quick, because in 12 hours im going to turn back into a complete jerk laughter im going to kick tiny tims crutch oooh cheers and applause but trump is hopeful that the border is an easy fix, as he said yesterday during his appearance on chuck the todd. You know what . If they change those, i say, i used to say 45 minutes. Its 15 minutes. If they changed asylum and if they changed loopholes, everything on the border would be perfect. Stephen yes, despite years of disagreement on our immigration laws, trump is promising to fix the border quicker than dominos can deliver a pizza. as trump you know my guarantee were done in 15 minutes or i completely lose interest. What were we talking about again . Hey, how did the bombing of iran go . What why . laughter heres something you do not see discussed on tv a lot this weekend, the president of the United States was accused of Sexual Assault again. audience reacts trump really is repeating his 2016 strategy. laughter in an article in new York Magazine on friday, columnist e. Jean carroll accuses trump of sexually assaulting her in a Bergdorf Goodman dressing room 23 years ago. These accusations are specific, credible, and terrible and make carroll the 22nd woman to step forward. 22 women that should raise alarms. Let me put it this way if one person in your life accused you of pooping in their kitchen sink, i could be persuaded to believe its a lie. But if over the course of your 73 years of life, 22 separate people came forward with detailed accounts of times you had pooped in their kitchen sinks, im starting to think youre a sink pooper. laughter applause theres no difference here. piano riff cheers and applause trump denied the charge and said the press needed to step lightly in saturdays chopper talk people have to be careful because theyre playing with very dangerous territory. When you look at what happened to Justice Kavanaugh and you look at whats happening to others, you cant do that for the sake of publicity. Stephen to which Brett Kavanaugh replied, stop helping as trump no brett, you and i are exactly the same. Besides, i couldnt have been in that Bergdorf Goodman dressing room. I was at beach week, boofing with p. J. And squi. laughter weve got a great show for you tonight. 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Others can deliver food to your door. But can they bring fist bumps . doorbell rings and high fives . Can they cause mini stampedes . Bring you instant hero status . Or turn back time with the turn of a knob . Others can bring you food. We bring you a little more. Delivering happy. Mcdonalds on uber eats. cheers and applause band playing stephen welcome back give it up for the band, jon batiste and stay human, right over there cheers and applause jon hey whoo jon, you know, theres a very, very, very, very, very big week for us here. Jon oh, yeah. Stephen because we are going live wednesday and thursday following the democratic candidate debates. Are you willing to stay up with me late two nights this week . Jon oh, yeah lets do it stephen its going to be great. Jon going to be great. Stephen i dont care how many sponsors im going to lose for saying this, but i like puppies. cheers and applause im sorry, i. Do take me away. Thats why i love doing my segment rescue dog rescue, where a celebrity joins me to tell flattering lies about puppies in order to convince viewers to adopt them. Weve done this segment a few times now, and im proud to say we have a perfect 100 adoption rate. cheers and applause okay . 100 . Take that, john oliver you might have a fine program, but how many dogs have you left homeless . laughter and while its usually pretty easy to get people excited about puppies, theres Something Else everyone is even more excited about right now superhero movies. Avengers endgame is shattering Box Office Records and next week is the release of spiderman far from home. cheers and applause very excited about it, too. In this one, spiderman goes on a school trip to europe and returns with a fake british accent. laughter so, i thought, why not combine puppies and super heroes for a very special edition of rescue dog rescue cheers and applause welcome to rescue dog rescue super hero edition. You know our motto, with great pawer comes great dane sponsibility. laughter now if only there was a celebrity willing to use their powers to get these dogs adopted. cheers and applause stephen what . Good to see you cheers and applause tom holland cheers and applause good to have you thank you, guys. Say no more, stephen, i will rescue these dogs. Stephen spiderman himself, tom holland thats right, stephen. Always remember, celebrities are the real super hereos. cheers and applause stephen thats true tom. And that is the fake accent i was talking about. Thank you. All right, sorry, sorry. Excuse me. Stephen before we get started tonight, folks, a quick reminder all the puppies we have here tonight are actual adoptable dogs from north Shore Animal League america. Theyre all fantastic. cheers and applause but to make them even more appealing, we are about to tell flattering lies about them. Im ready. Stephen ill go first. audience reacts this is spiderpup. laughter there you go. Like spiderman, spiderpup has a spidey sense, but instead of danger, he senses thunder, and instead of sensing it before the thunder happens, he senses it right after, and instead of responding bravely to the thunder, he gets super scared and needs to be cuddled. audience reacts jon well done, well done come here, matey here we go audience reacts laughter this is my friend j. Boneah jamison, a veteran journalist and a real oldfashioned newshound. He can sniff out any story, as long as that story is located in another dogs butt. laughter applause stephen oh, this little fellow here, this is black widdle. Shes not just adorable, shes the worlds deadliest assassin laughter just kidding. laughter hey, buddy hello, hello audience reacts i know, i know, its killing me. This is peter barker. He may look like an ordinary dachshund, but he actually gained super powers after being biten by a geneticallymodified schnauzer. Thats right, hes a dog that has gained the abilities of a different kind of dog. Thats why his super hero name is dogdog. laughter cheers and applause here you go, buddy oh, no stephen this Little Soldier is captain americuddles. audience reacts cap here was part of a supersecret mission in the 40s to pee on hitlers leg. cheers and applause come here, mate wow. laughter i think you can guess who this is. This is nick furry. He may be grizzled, but underneath it all, he has a caring soul. Plus, right when you think your walk with nick is over, he surprises you with a fun postwalk scene where he tells you hes putting together a special team. That special teams mission . Go on another walk. Thank you, mate. Stephen that does it for rescue dog rescue super hero edition. Head to the late shows website colbertlateshow. Com for info on how to adopt these dogs from north Shore Animal League america. Well be right back with tom holland creamy avocado. And a dressing fit for a goddess. 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Ladies and gentlemen, you know my first guest as your friendly neighborhood spiderman. cheers and applause they are attacking the same coordinates. Our satellite confirm it. We have one mission. Kill it. You are coming with us. This all seems like big time, you know, huge superhero kind of stuff, and, i mean, im just a friendly neighborhood spiderman, sir. Please you have been to space i know, but that was an accident. Come on, theres got to be someone else you can use. Thor . Off world. Dr. Strange. Unavailable. Captain marvel . Dont invoke her tonight. Stephen please welcome, tom holland cheers and applause band playing cheers and applause thank you thank you so much thank you stephen whoo hi thats awesome. Stephen it is awesome, isnt it . Lovely crowd, lovely night, puppies, and my favorite thing to do on the show of everything is the puppies. Thank you for helping with rescue dog rescue. Ill always help with rescue dog rescue, anytime. Stephen you have your own dog. I do. I have a terrier thats like a small fat pit bull. Stephen are they meant to be fat or are you overfed your bit pull . Shes stocky, but shes lovely and sweet and kind and i miss her. Stephen because youre on the road a ton, but i understand you actually got to shoots some of this latest movie in london. Yes. Stephen must be nice. What, were you living at home . I wasnt living at home. I rented a house near the studio with my friends, which i think was the best summer of my life because football was coming home, it was the world cup. Then it didnt come home and we were all devastated. laughter but it was interesting. The first film was called spiderman home coming shot thousands of miles from home. And this is called spiderman far from home, and i shot it 20 minutes from my parents house. Which meant they could nip to set, which wasnt so nice. Like nip and a bop kind of thing. Stephen nip and a bop . Nip and a bop, im just going to pop in the shop. laughter im going to stop. Stephen no, i just didnt know nip and a bop. I think its actually pop. Everyone in england is going hes an idiot. But no one gives me notes like my mom. Stephen on set she gives you notes . Oh, yeah. Really . You going to do it like that . laughter stephen shes going with you to auditions when you were younger, was she along for the ride . I yo everything to my lovely mom. She did everything for me growing up when i was going for auditions. She said, youre going to have to stretch if you want to be in bill elliott, and i didnt stretch but i was lucky enough to get the job. Stephen physically stretch . Like touch your toes. Stephen i thought she meant as an actor. Literally, you have to limber up if you are going to dance. Yes. Stephen sounds like good advice. My moms an amazing lady. audience reacts cheers and applause stephen sure, im not going to be the one monster who doesnt applaud his mom. My poor mom will be going so red on a couch somewhere watching this. Stephen shell love it. Whats your moms name . Nicky. Stephen hi, nicky. Youve done a lovely job. cheers and applause now you and your costar in this film the lovely and talented jake jin gyllenhaal, he is anotr member of marvel universe coming from an alternate earth. Something like that . Something like that. Stephen have i given away too much, already . Well, youve given away more than i know. So thanks for that piece of information. Stephen i think hes from an alternate earth, in this film, he is. I think thats what he is. Yeah. Stephen i read the Electronic Press kit. They dont even give me that. Stephen really . Yeah. Stephen have you seen the movie . Its pretty good. I have seen the movie. Stephen you know the part i loved . When its revealed that im actually british. Stephen yes, exactly. People are calling this a a lite bromance. The two of you look like youre having fun on the road. By the way, young people out there, can i try this again . Young people out there, find somebody that looks at you the way Jake Gyllenhaal looks at him. We love each other. Stephen good as well you should. Are you hitting the clubs . We were in china recently and jake asked me if i wanted to go to the gym. laughter and i have to be honest, i didnt want to go. laughter because Jake Gyllenhaal was ripped, right . Stephen yeah. And im really competitive. Stephen youre fit. Im not Jake Gyllenhaal. Hes a big guy. Stephen he is. Were doing ab exercises and leg exercises and he turns to me and says, tom, you want to hop on the treadmill and warm up . I said, im roasting, im fished. He said, well do a quick mile. I said, a mile . Are we pressed for time . Come on, lets do two. Middle east im regretting saying that. We start off and theres a law in the gym that you cant run slower than the guy next to you. So im running next to him, two minutes in, ive got a stitch and am wishing everything is over, but i am saying i will beat Jake Gyllenhaal in this race. Stephen sure. Three or four minutes he says, tom, this is too easy, lets up the incline. Im, like, yeah, i was thinking the same thing, lets do it laughter so we upped the incline. Four or five more kilometers go by. He goes, this is too easy. Lets up it to three. Goodness, fine, jake. Yeah, sure, absolutely. By the end, weve got a kilometer left. He said 3. 5. Im like, tude, lets do 4. Why 3. 5 . Why stop there . Stephen yeah. And were doing press later that day and i cant walk. laughter im sitting there and they said whats wrong with you . I said i do my own stunts. cheers and applause which ive done, by the way. Stephen thank you so much for being here. Thank you stephen spiderman far from home, in theaters july 2. Tom holland. Well be back with democratic candidate andrew yang. 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Stephen hey, everybody welcome back folks, my next guest this evening is one of the democratic president ial candidates you will be seeing in the debate on thursday. Please welcome, andrew yang cheers and applause band playing stephen youve got some people here tonight who are excited that youre here, mr. Yang. What do you call your followers . The yangyangs are out here in full force. Thank you all. Stephen yangyangs. Yes. Stephen part of your job is to meet the American People. Part of the job is for americans to meet you. Who is andrew yang . Im an International Airport and Problem Solver and im running for president to solve the problems that got donald trump into the white house in 2016. We started with millions of manufacturing jobs in michigan, ohio, wisconsin, pennsylvania, and were going to do the same thing to millions of retailer jobs, call center jobs, fast food jobs and Truck Driving jobs. So im running to help advance Meaningful Solutions including 1,000 a month for every american adult starting age 18. cheers and applause stephen entrepreneur, whats your training . Well, i went to law school and spent five unhappy months as a lawyer. Stephen and then you were out . Yeah, my parents told people i was a lawyer for a couple of years afterwards. Then i started a business that didnt work out, i worked for a technology company, and worked for a company that became the one of the biggest in the United States. Stephen basic universal income, the freedom dividend. How does that work . The freedom dividends. If you can imagine a country where everyone gets 1,000 a month as a right of citizenship, it would make families stronger, create jobs, improvementle health, decrease stress levels and improve relationships. We can make this happen. Thomas payne was this at the founding of the country. Stephen thomas payne said give everybody 1,000 . Yeah, the citizens dividend. Martin luther king was fighting for this and called it a guaranteed minimum income. Thats what he was fighting for when killed in 1968. Stephen where does the money come from . Who are the big winners in this economy . Amazon, a trilliondollar feck company that paid zero in taxes last year. Thats regular for them. If you put a mechanism in place where the American People get a tiny slice of every amazon sale, google search, uber mile, then we can pay for a 1,000 dividend for the American People particularly because it will come through our hands and we would spend it. Stephen you started a Pilot Program giving 1,000 to families in iowa and new hampshire. No significance at all to those. cheers and applause youve got two votes definitely. How are they using it so far, these people . Theyre using it on exactly what you would expect, on their Daughters College loans, unexpected car repairs, the person in iowa moved back home to care for his ailing mother, so its going to take care of bills and her medical payments, and its going so well that i actually have an announcement tonight, im going to be giving 1,000 a month to another American Family, and all you have to do is retweet the tweet thats going to go out concurrent with this show. Stephen right now . Right now, and follow me, and well give 1,000 a month to an American Family on fourth of july Independence Day because its all about making us freer. cheers and applause stephen now, youre in the debate this thursday. What does a win look like for you . What do you want to get out of this . What do you want the people to see . Well, most americans are just tuning in to 2020 right now, and most americans are still finding out about me and the other candidates, and, so, a win for me as americans tune in, they say whos the asian man standing next to joe biden and they look me up and see and says, wow, this makes sense, we can build a trickleup economy from our families and communities up, and we really dont have a choice because Artificial Intelligence and selfdriving cars are around the corner, if we dont make big moves now, this country will go through rougher times than it is now. Stephen is Artificial Intelligence, is there any chance theyd do talk shows, too . Am i a talk show host in danger of losing their jobs from all of that . You wont believe this, but they actually have a virtual talk show host, primarily reading the news, not comedy. Stephen okay. laughter thats worrisome. Okay. I want to hit you up with some of the some of the policies that might come with the debate, some of your policies. This is a lightning round. Go through this abs quickly as possible, please, mr. Yang. Youre in favor of empowering m. M. A. Fighters. Yes. Stephen what does that mean . That was more thain intended. Mixed martial artists get paid about ten of sports revenues whereas the major sports are paid 50 . Theyre getting exploided. Im passionate about trying to balance the scales for fighters. Stephen free marriage counseling . Yeah, the data shows that if you have couples stay together, then the outcomes are more positive for children. So i makes sense to help people stay together. Stephen youre in favor of a white house psychologist . Yes. cheers and applause yeah, and i thought it was a good yt even before our current president. Stephen youre in favor of abolishing the penny. Yeah. So we spend more than a penny on each penny. Stephen you realize you just lost illinois. We can find another thing. Stephen thats all ive got. Its also bad for the environment. You have to get the copper out. The pennies dont make sense. Who wants to be min behind the person in line, am i right . cheers and applause stephen mmhmm. You also came out against circumcision. Again, asking for a friend laughter what if ones already had one, can they have an extra thousand dollars just to compensate. You know, just a little tip . laughter you know, i think parents should do what they want, just educate themselves. As you saw in the earlier segment, it was like a comment on twitter, but i think parents need to get full information and do whats best for their kids. Stephen youre talking like comments on twitter arent u. S. Policy at this point. This is true. Stephen mr. Yang, thanks for being here. Good luck on thursday night. Well be watching. cheers and applause stephen you can see him again in thursdays debate. 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Woo. cheers and applause somebody living with hiv . Keep being you. And ask your doctor about biktarvy. Biktarvy is a complete onepill, onceaday treatment used for hiv in certain adults. Its not a cure, but with one small pill, biktarvy fights hiv with three different medicines to help you get to undetectable. That means the amount of virus is so low it cant be measured in lab tests. Serious side effects can occur, including kidney problems and kidney failure. Rare, lifethreatening side effects include a buildup of lactic acid and liver problems. Do not take biktarvy if you take dofetilide or rifampin. Tell your doctor about all the medicines and supplements you take, if you are pregnant or breastfeeding, or if you have kidney or liver problems, including hepatitis. If you have hepatitis b, do not stop taking biktarvy without talking to your doctor. Common side effects were diarrhea, nausea, and headache. If youre hivpositive, keep loving who you are, inside and out. Ask your doctor if biktarvy is right for you. [doorbell rings] not right now. I think you need more lipstick. Nest hub you look beautiful. By google nest. It runs on doritos. Want to tr[dog barks]me machine . Okay. Yes [humming, thumping] this is the greatest moment of my life get out of my yard [birds chirping] jimmy . Youre so old. [crunch ] depend® fitflex underwear for all day fun. Features maximum absorbency, ultra soft fabric and new beautiful designs for your best comfort and protection guaranteed. Lifes better when youre in it. Be there with depend®. Stephen and now, performing wasted youth from her album on the line, please welcome jenny lewis cheers and applause sister, were slidin down a bong i cant tell you what i think youre doing wrong stop your cryin, our daddys gone do you remember when he used to sing us that little song . I wasted my youth on a poppy doodoo doodoo doo, just for fun i wasted my youth on a poppy doodoo doodoo doo, just because why you lyin . The bourbons gone mercury hasnt been in retrograde for that long, oh no stop your hiding, drop that bomb do you remember when i used to sing you this little song . I wasted my youth on a poppy doodoo doodoo doo, just for fun i wasted my youth on a poppy doodoo doodoo doo, just because and everybody knows, its a tight rope the cookie crumbles into dust and everybody knows, were in trouble doodoo doodoo doo, candy crush just cause youre young, dont mean nothing dont mean nothing we are here and were gon do something while your heart is thumping i wasted my youth on a poppy doodoo doodoo doo, just because i wasted my youth on a poppy doodoo doodoo doo, just for fun and everybody knows, its a tight rope the cookie crumbles into dust and everybody knows, were in trouble doodoo doodoo doo, candy crush wasted my youth wasted youth doodoo doodoo doo cheers and applause stephen thank you. Thank you. Jenny lewis, everybody well be right back lash paradise mascara from loreal paris. Voluptuous volume. Intense length. Featherysoft lashes. This is what paradise looks like. Lash paradise mascara from loreal paris. Take your lashes to paradise. Stephen thats it for the late show. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be zendaya, julian edelman, and musical guest jenny lewis. Now stick around for james corden. Goodnight captioning sponsored by cbs captio d by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry where it is you come from itll be all right its the late, late show reggie ladies and gentlemen, all the way from easter island,