Ventriloquism by jeff dunham and secretary of commerce, wilbur ross. White house geek stephen millar. Watch him bite the head off a real chicken. And the guzzlers then stop by the discontinued trump steaks food truck and wipe your mouth with a Trump University diploma. First two attendees get a free exwife. And did we mention, the guzzlers this tuesday, its going to be. There. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, make America Great again, again. Plus, stephen welcomes Chris Matthews and musical guest Jessie Buckley. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause . Stephen wooo hello, up there hello, down here welcome. How nice. Audience Stephen StephenStephen Stephen stephen thank you very much cheers thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Please, have a seat. Youre too kind. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Thank you. cheers and applause thank you, thank you for your crazed cheering. For just one moment there, i felt like i was launching my president ial campaign. cheers tonight im not running, am i . Am i running . I forget, im running. Jon hey stephen im ready. Im ready at a moments notice. I just found out i have 50 suits. 50 suits. I didnt know. Thats a lot of suits. Tonight, donald trump is launching his Reelection Campaign at a kickoff rally in orlando, making him that citys secondmost lifelike trump. laughter his supporters started lining up nearly two full days before the event. Apparently, he hasnt brought all of americas jobs back, considering this is a tuesday. laughter but trump was excited about all the excitement, tweeting, the fake news doesnt report it, but republican enthusiasm is at an all time high. Look what is going on in orlando, florida, right now people have never seen anything like it unless you play a guitar going to be wild see you later cheers and applause oh, i see. Oh, i see. He sees himself guitar he sees himself as a rock star, you know. as trump to White Wedding its a nice day for a white rally look billy idol. Good friend of mine. Billys a good guy. Billys a good guy. So many people are showing up that not everyone was able to get into the facility. So, there are big screens outside the venue, and before theevent, they held an allday 45 fest. Yes, 45 fest. Magapalooza. Oldchella. laughter merry christmas. The event will feature food trucks and live music from the band the guzzlers. Yeah, tonight, maga stands for make america guzzle again. Any guzzheads here . Got some guzzheads. I got my guzzheads in the house tonight. Im talking the original guzzlers wildeman on lead vocals, wally gator on guitar. Johnny gator on bass, and the keyboard stylings of velvet mimms the best band the president could get and are also available to play music at your wedding, corporate, or special event in texas, louisiana, mississippi, florida, and oklahoma. But not you, alabama. You know what you did, bama. By the way, i got all that actual tour information from take my advice, do not go to bleep . cheers and applause on his way to guzzlefest 19, trump answered some press questions during what historians will some day call. Chopper talk. During chopper talk, trump was asked about rising tensions with iran and said that they were a changed nation since he pulled out of the nuclear deal. They have been a nation of terror. Now we will see what happens. We will see what happens. They are a much different country today than they were two and a half years ago when i came into office. When president obama signed that horrible deal, they were screaming death to america. I havent been hearing that lately. Stephen as trump they were screaming death to america. not anymore. Now i have no idea what theyre screaming. Its like its like its some sort of foreign language. Its crazy. Reporters also followed up on trumps tweet about deporting millions of undocumented residents. What kind of immigrants do you want to see deported . Are you talking about families, children . Whats the population . Youre gonna find out. Youre gonna find out. Stephen as trump oh, youll find out. Some of you in the middle of the night. But you will find out. Trumps rally tonight has added urgency because everyones talking about how bad his poll numbers are, even fox news bret baier. Back here in the u. S. , former Vice President joe biden hopes the third times the charm as a new fox news poll shows voters favor the 2020 candidate to President Trump by ten points and hes not the only democratic contender leading the president in the most recent polls. Stephen ouch. Fox news you you you pledged to be there for him for better or worse. Keep this up, and hes going to leave you for a younger network. Just watch you gotta you gotta be careful. applause and trump was watching bret. foxnews polls are always bad for me. They were against crooked hillary also. Something weird going on at fox. laughter yes, i agree. Something weird going on at fox. Theyve started reporting and i hope im pronouncing this right upon tru. The trooth . applause then trump tweeted the unthinkable more fake news bretbaier. If trump cant trust fox, his whats he going to do . Only source of news will be snapple caps. flamingos turn pink from eating shrimp. well, thats crazy. Im not pink, and i eat tons of shrimp and flamingos. Fake cap laughter by now, its well established that russia interfered in the 2016 election, and theyre not done interfering. Recently, the f. B. I. Warned about russian interference in the 2020 race. So this year keep this in mind keep an eye out for any suspicious online account, like anyone who says theyre voting for bill de blasio. But this week, we learned that the pentagon we learned that the pentagon is fighting back. According to the new york times, the u. S. Has escalated online attacks on russias power grid. Their power grid is very vulnerable. I believe we have picture of russias electrical grid. Right there, there it is. There it is. Even though applause also, irelands good. Even though this is an escalation of hostilities with a Administration Officials told the times that trump has not been briefed in any detail about the steps to place implants Software Code that can be used for attack inside the russian grid. That has got to make trump furious. as trump whats this about implants . if were giving russia a pair of high hard ones, i need to be the first to know i have opinions on this. I have experience. Give them the implants, offer them their own condo down in palm beach. Theres a reason no one told trump about this, and its the reason you fear. The pentagon is reluctant to go into detail with trump about operations against russia for concern over his reaction and the possibility that he might countermand it or discuss it with foreign officials. The military thinks they cant share intelligence with the commander in chief because hell either stop the program entirely to protect russia, or go blabbing about it. as trump ,hey vlad, theres something im supposed to tell you, or not tell you. I always get those two mixed up. Anyway, anyway, back to the launch codes. Seven, five, one, three did you get that . Seven, five, one, three, and. And a powerball of six. Six. Weve got a great show for you tonight. Chris matthews is here. But when we return, meanwhile stick around with advil liquigels, youll ask. What stiff joints . What bad back . Advil is. Relief thats fast. Strength that lasts. 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Lets roll now thats simple, easy, awesome. Xfinity xfi gives you the speed, coverage and control you need. Manage your wifi network from anywhere when you download the xfi app today. band playing cheers and applause if. Stephen jon batiste and stay human there you go. There you go cheers and applause i love it. I love it. Jon cheers jon, you know our first guest tonight will just be out here in a moment weve had on the show many times before. Hes always wonderful to talk to. Chris matthews will be here. Jon hardball. Stephen were going to hardball it up in just a minute. As a host of a show, you want a guest on the show who knows how to talk. Basically, if i get two questions out, ill be proud of myself. Jon he just goes, he just goes. Stephen hell just run with the ball. Jon thats great for you. Stephen yes, it is. And then the wonderful actor Jessie Buckley will be out here from the new movie wild rose and shes going to blow the socks right off your ankles there. Jon it might be a little cold. You know, i spend the first act of the show right over there splitting the big logs of news into firewood to keep us all warm at night in the houses built with the wood. But sometimes i like to sweep up the news sawdust, sell it by the bag to this guy out back in a 2006 subaru, who drops it off at the canning plant, where they use it as filler in our dog food of a segment meanwhile cheers and applause stephen meanwhile. Just a metaphor. Just a metaphor. Meanwhile, in accidental cat news, this member of the pakistani government accidentally livestreamed his press briefing with the cat filter on. I am calling for a national ban on dogs now, let us all nap for the next 23 hours and wake up and see my butt i like this. I think a lot more people would watch the democratic debates if they used a filter or two. Meanwhile as bernie the pot of gold, le leprechauns. Meanwhile, london will get the worlds first infinity pool with 360degree views on top of a 55story building. The buildingtop pool is perfect if you dont care about frills like diving boards or being able to get in or out. I dont understand what youre supposed to its all. But it will make pool games more exciting. Marco poloooo marco poloooo applause meanwhile, the lyrics database genius has accused google of stealing its content and reposting it without permission. And genius caught google in the act, by purposefully alternating between straight and curved apostrophes as a form of watermarking to spell out red handed in morse code. Wow whoever came up with that plan must be some sort of. Smarty pants . Knowitall . Big brain thinker . A google spokesperson denied any wrongdoing, saying, great balls of fire, we wouldnt steal lyrics. Dont stop believin us. Also, billie jean is not our lover. Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango . Meanwhile, in dead whale news, a Washington State couple has agreed to allow a whale carcass to decompose on their property, to which neighbors replied, fine, keep the dead whale, but you have to toss out your jackolantern. Its been seven months meanwhile, today facebook launched a new cryptocurrency. Finally, something for everyone thinking, i wish there was a way to give that company stained by years of privacy abuse my Bank Information . Meanwhile, a resident of miramar, florida, took this viral footage of a neighbor Power Washing their roof in a spiderman costume. laughter spiderman, spiderman does whatever your stepdad can is he strong . Heres the proof powerwashing a florida roof hey there, oops there goes the spiderman applause meanwhile, the website youporn is offering a onceinalifetime opportunity to propose marriage on their adult website, which will be the first time anyone on that website has ever put a ring on a finger. laughter well be right back with Chris Matthews. 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Explore the new benefits of the world elite mastercard. cheers and applause stephen hey, everything, welcome back to the show cheers and applause folks, my first guest tonight has been a president ial speechwriter and a top aide to the speaker of the house. You know him as the longtime host of hardball. Please welcome back to the late show, mr. Chris matthews chris, good to have you back. How have you been . Ive been great. You were great last night. My god. Stephen oh, thank you. Stephen with john we had a lot of fun. It was great to have him get back at Mitch Mcconnell. Mitch mcconnell, the oldest rule in politics is shoot up, right. Mcconnell shoots him and makes john bigger than him. Its the dumbest move ive ever seen. Jon stewart right now is a bigger deal in retirement from the daily show than Mitch Mcconnell as Senate Majority leader. Hes a bigger deal. Stephen hear that, jon . Hear that . He seems happy. He looks happy. Its true. Its such a dumb move, dumb move. Stephen speaking of dumb moves. Trump launched his Reelection Campaign today. Dizz nigh world. Stephen yeah, going on down there. His polls, the people are talking about. Do they mean anything . Well, but him, you know, his polls have never been good. People dont like saying they like him. Theyre embarrassed. And its more embarrassing now, the racism, the terrible stuff he says. Nobody wants to say, yeah, im with that. Im very skeptical. Im worried. I think it will be a real close one next november. Two or three of the democrats i can see beating him. Others might beat him. I think biden can beat him. Warren might beat him. I think beaut gej might come on strong. Stephen when you hear him talk, you hear that guy talk. It seems like a fresh, honest, responsive answer. When i interviewed him a couple of times i got the feeling he got my question two days ago. Hes got an essay all written out. Stephen its those damn rhodes scholars. But right now clinton is like that, too. Rachel maddow say rhodes scholar. They always seem to speak in paragraphs. Theyve got it all ready. I think now its like baskin robbins. You go in its 31 flavors. I tried beto last week. I think ill true butteieg next week. With the debates there will be 10 one night, 10 the next tight. Its worth it as a citizen to just sit and watch this thing im selling right now. Its our network. Stephen nbc and msnbc are carrying it. You will sit there for two hours and the next night two hours butteieg right next to biden. I love that they cleverly stephen thats night two. Its biden and and bernie. And butteieg. The three bs. Youll be able to watch thim them in one shot. Biden will get hit and Start Talking about grandpa finnegan began. Stephen who grandpa finnegan. Thats biden. He always comes back to that stuff. Stephen why do you think biden is out front . Warren is famous and has her passionate base. Bernie is the guy hes next in line if you look at it that way, the guy you have ever empty biden . Stephen yes. Hes like the most normal guy. Like amtrak, anybody who takes the acela on the east coast knows everybody who works that train knows him personally. You talk to the woman who sells the coffee and she says, hes always getting his picture taken with my mother. Thats biden. Hes very likable. Stephen its nostalgia, too, right. Guback four years before orange thanos showed up. laughter . But you know, he was sort of ed mcmahon to barack obama for eight years gli would take ed mcmahon. He put the o in obama. He was like the irish guy hanging around with the African American president , and they worked togetheraise a team, and i think everybody, American American and white voters are all remember that very nice relationship. And i think they felt good about it. And i think they want Something Like that again. They feel good about it. Stephen why do you think warren is surging . Ideals. Shes an engine of ideas. I think shes very careful to say, im not a socialist. Im a reformer. I want to fix things, but i do believe in the market system as the basis. I want to redistribute the wealth. I dont want to kill the wealth. I think shes very smart. And i think people are going to listen to her. I think these going to be something to watch. There are some pretty of pretty good candidates there. And i think, you know were asking so many there are 20 of them, 23, actually. Some people didnt get in the list. Stephen a sitting governor of montana. Hes good. I thought he was going to be the hot ticket this time. Next february, 20 1920 which is not that far 2020 its going to be down to one of two. Somebody will win iowa, somebody will win new hampshire, and if thats the same person, look out. I think Elisabeth Warren can win iowa, because shes very aggressive, very progressive, activists show up. We know how it works. The more moderate people dont show up. She goes to hamp, home court. Goes to nevada a big labor state. She could win three in a row. Shes the one who could start really fast. I think shell blow out bernie early on. Bernie will lose his votes to her. Bidens trick will be can he hang in there and basically do ropeadope for four or five contests and still number the race when hes lost three or four up frongre front. Hell appeal to the moderate, southern coond of voter, more conservative democrat. He can hang in there. This is projecting a year but i did say this about a year and a half ago so i still believe it. Stephen so when you make predictions normally a year and a half ahead of time are, they accurate . Theyre always accurate because im the only one that remembers them. laughter . Stephen well, what can you do what can these people in these two debates again, its 20 of the candidates over the course of two nights. Well be live were going to be watching it live ourselves here. And what can they do to differentiate themselves . How will they come out of the gate. What is it they have to do . Come out strong. Come out strong. People want to see energy, that theyre glad youre there. Show time look like you love to be there. You have to be there. This is important and i think when boab kennedy gave advice to jack kennedy, this big great debate with nixon. You know what he said, he loved his brother, jack. Hes going out to debate, the Vice President of the united states, you know what he said to him . Kick him in the balls. And ill tellue cheers and applause thats what he said. And im telling you, thats the right advice. Go for the kill. Take down the one so i would expect butteig and beto theyll go after biden. I expect elisabeth will find a way to grab front line, be first in line among the progressives. There are sort of two lanes, the moderates and progressives. Sort of like the t. S. A. Line. You look for the short line. The biden line is really short. Its just him. Stephen on your show last night, you had the deciders . Year, we went out toidate orange ohio, because i wanted to talk to the people weve done this twice. We go to the people in the country who havent made up their minds, 5050. And asked them what would change their minds. And what i really learned last night, one, big surprise, people dont like being overlooked. Hillary never visited that town, dayton. Trump went through there a number of times. People want to you come to them and ask for your vote. Tip oneil told me that, people like to be asked. Dont overlook the basics. If you want somebody to vote for you, come and have for the vote. Dont just assume stephen dont just assume were going to the dance together. A friend of mine talked about his relationship with women. He said people dont min p being used, they mind being discarded. Dont discard people. And i think the democrats discarded a lot of working class people. Trump went in there lots of times. The other thing they dont like is being looked down on. The prolife people theyre below us. Dont talk about people that way. What else . The trump people dont care how crass trump is, how much he lies. My favorite question last night, i asked, how many people think trump lies . Almost everybody both sides, republicans and democrats, yeah. How many people here dont think he lies . Contradicts. Nobody. Not a single republican in that big room, like this, said, i dont think he lies. Thats weird. Usually you vote for people usually you vote for people you think are telling the truth. Thats sort of a minimal requirement. Stephen its like youve been in a coma for three years. Thats truly awful about trump. Stephen it is awful. You and i care about we hear about it. We care about this country. Were patriotic. We want to have a company that has Fair Elections and live with the results. Weve learned to do that since the 18th century, weve lived with the other side winning. We can live with the other side winning. We can live with that. We just want to know the person who takes the election doesnt try to put them in jail, like with hillary, lock her up. Lock her up. And now they say we know trump, if he lost the election, he would have said it was rigged. We now know that. Thats wait it is. Its bad for our country. He is bad for crit on the basics of believing ins of the system of democracy, and treating people like a human being. Dont make fun of their faces which this disie gooi does. He makes fun of other peoples face. Which is incredible. applause and i love that woman he ran against. He said everybody in the country knew what you meant. She nailed him on that and making fun of these these nicknames. By the way, you know who is doing really well right now. Pocahontas. I think he should start calling her geronimo right now. She is coming on strong. I wouldnt call her pocahontas anymore. Stephen she should call him sitting bleep because thats all hes got. cheers and applause . You can say that . Stephen no. Hardball with Chris Matthews airs weeknights on msnbc. Chris matthews, 20 years. Well be right back with the star of wild rose, Jessie Buckley. Sit we have to do the thing. Curiouser and curiouser, said alice. The rabbithole went straight on like a tunnel for some way. Ive seen a cat without a gri, but a grin without a cat. Hey, mercedes, end audio. Change lighting to soft blue. The completely reimagined 2020 gle. With Intelligent Voice control and available third row. Your adventure awaits. Visit your local mercedesbenz dealer for exceptional lease and financing offers. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Brushing only reaches 25 of your mouth. Listerine® cleans virtually 100 . Helping to prevent gum disease and bad breath. Never settle for 25 . Always go for 100. Bring out the bold™ depend® fitflex underwear for all day fun. 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And you can just drink it at the tap. Stephen please welcome, Jessie Buckley cheers stephen hello. Nice to see you again. Hello its nice to see you stephen the last time we saw each other was at the montclair film festival. I saw wild rose there. I think its the Favorite Movie ive seen this year. Oh stephen and youre extraordinary in it. Everybody should go see this movie just for your performance in it. Not just as an actor but a singer. You have a beautiful voice. Tell the people what the movie is about. Its about a girl called roselynn. You meet her at the top of the film, and shes traipsing out of prison. Stephen with an ankle monter. With an ankle monitor, which shes not happy about. And she has a dream and a passion to be a Country Singer and go to nashville. But she slowly realizes shes also a mother, and the stigma of the mistakes that shes made and the judgment that she has for herself and what she feels people have is the thing which she is trying to work out. Stephen now, is there a Country Music scene in glasgow . Oh, yeah stephen why is there a Country Music scene . laughter in glasgow. I found out thats a real thing, but i dont understand. Thats purely, like, an american art form that we dont think as being in another country. Man, you have to come to glasgow. Its unreal. Youll have the best night out. Stephen really . The grandole opera in glass grow exists. Its in the outlands, this kind of building. It used to be a morgue, which was then turned into a cinema. Stephen that sounds like a country song. And then was turned into church for Country Music. And theres, like, a full country band, line dancing. They take an American Flag out. Its a huge mass of respect. Stephen i have to go. You have gloo go. Stephen you got your break in a british reality show we dont have over here. Its called ill do anything. There you are. I look like an insane sheep thats trying to fly. laughter . Stephen how old are you here . Im 17. Stephen 17 wow and that must have been absolutely nerveracking. Yeah, it was kind of a mad, like i basically ended up doing it because i came over to london it try and apply for drama school to do musical theater, and i didnt get into this school that i really wanted to go to. So there was this live open audition, and i thought ill go and practice for my next one, not thinking anything. And then it just kept going. And, i mean, i couldnt believe it. Like, you know, i thought it would take 30 years at least for me to even get a chance to get in the door for of, you know, to stand in front of Andrew Lloyd Webber. Stephen i was going to say, Andrew Lloyd Webber took a shine to you. He thought you should win. Was that nerve racking just talking to him . It was. But hes actually such a lovely man, and hes really been really kind to me since i finished and quietly just called up every now and then and said, hows it going . What stories do you want to write . And, you know. Yeah. Stephen youve got a beautiful you have a lovely irish accent, but you have to do a glasgowian accents, and i imagine theyre touchy about that, you getting it right. I was terrified when i got the part. Stephen its the like the boston accent. Theyre the proudest people. If i didnt get it right they would have chased me out with pitchforks and never let me back in. Stephen did you go around incognito and try to be glasgowian. I based myself in glasgow a month before i started shooting. Stephen is there a word you absolutely had to get right to hook yourself into it . Is there a word that was completely different with your native accent . Spice girls. Stephen spice girls. Spice girls. Stephen and wow could you say that . Spice girls. Stephen they say . Spice girels. You try it. Stephen spice spice girels. Oh, yeah stephen that trite rite . Yeah applause stephen spice girl help els. Youre doing a song for us tonight, and the song is called get qt glasgow. It was written by Mary Steenburgen i understand. Yes. Stephen that i did not expect. Shes amazing. How much talent could one person have . We were looking for a song for ages and she had being the incredible oscarwinning actress she sshe emailed her agent and said can i read the script, and she read the script and wrote this song called glasgow, and when we got it, we said oh, my god. This is definitely the right song for our story. Stephen stick around to hear Jessie Buckley perform glasgow from wild rose. Jessie buckley, everybody well be right back dont get mad. Get e trade, dawg. Keep being you. And ask your doctor about biktarvy. Biktarvy is a complete onepill, onceaday treatment used for hiv in certain adults. Its not a cure, but with one small pill, biktarvy fights hiv with three different medicines to help you get to undetectable. That means the amount of virus is so low it cant be measured in lab tests. 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Stephen here performing the song glasgow from her film wild rose, ladies and gentlemen, Jessie Buckley ive worn out the stones in front of your doorstep coming and going coming and going you kept the lights on i always knew that i shouldve said thank you a thousand miles ago but i pushed you away put a pin in a map then i got lost in the storm had to find my own way make my own mistakes but you know that i had to go aint no yellow brick road running through glasgow but i found one thats stronger than stone aint no place like home aint no place like home moon hanging low over my window shoebox of dreams hid under my bed follow the bright light city of gold i had to leave to realize all i needed was here mama, we both know that theres nothing that a little time and patsy cline wouldnt f had to find my own way make my own mistakes but you know that i had to go aint no yellow brick road running through glasgow but i found one thats stronger than stone aint no place like home aint no place like home ill just click my heels three more times there it all is whats always been mine aint no yellow brick road running through glasgow but i found one thats stronger than stone aint no place like home aint no place like home aint no place like home aint no place like home aint no place like home aint no place like home cheers and applause stephen thank you. Thank you. Stephen wild rose is in select theaters this friday. Jessie buckley, everybody well be right back. Ive been waiting my whole life for this. You ready . Are you . Woo. Stephen thats it for the late show, everybody. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be ice cube, tig notaro, and comedian ahamed weinberg. Now stick around for james corden in london. Good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry bout where it is you come from itll be all right its the late, late show