Big is the universe . Or how small is vermont . laughter in the context of the universe, were, like, a speck of sand onab endless beach, and thats kinds of sad, but also beautiful. Because that kind of frees you to be whatever you want, you know . Like, you dont have to fit into societys mold because nothing matters. Its like when jerry garcia sang darkness shrugs and bids the day goodbye. And thats like mind bloarng right. Hey, want to listen to some grateful dead for a while california, reaching on the burning shore california, ill be knocking down the golden door california would be nice surfing, riding the ways in socal with the ladies, eating texmex. Awesome. So come to vermont, if you want. Ill number california. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, sessions gets grilled. Plus, stephen welcomes John Dickerson eugene levy and misical guest midland. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen thank you very much. Hey thank you very much please, sit down. Thank you very much, everybody. Thai so much for that greeting. Welcome to the late show, one and all. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Im exciting, too. Theres big news in the russia investigation. The first part is about attorney general Jeff Sessions, seen here just loving life. Because we learned today that sessions was questioned for several hours last week by special counsel Robert Muellers office. Im sure sessions was applause . I know. Youre excited but im sure sessions was not amused. laughter i do declare, i do declare, mr. Mueller, you are wasting your precious time interviewing an upstanding citizen such as myself, when there are real criminals out there grandmas smoking weed for their glaucoma. I bid you good day, sir laughter this is, this is cheers and applause do i need that back . laughter this is huge, because it is the first time investigators have interviewed a member of trumps cabinet. Probably not the last. After all, the motto of the special counsels office is gotta catch em all. applause now, mueller hasnt released a transcript of the interview, and everyone on cable news is speculating what sessions said. But the late show has obtained exclusive footage of sessions answers to all of muellers questions. I do not recall such a conversation. I did not recall this event. I dont recall. I dont recall it. I do not recall i dont recall it. I guess i could say that i possibly had a meeting, but i still do not recall it. Stephen i do not recall it. I may be just a cookie, but i have the memory of a gold fish. cheers and applause just a minute. Laugh did not eat the gold fish in rehearsal. laughter and sessions isnt the only big fish mueller might be reeling in, because we also found out today that james comey was interviewed last year by muellers team. This is important. Because if comey testifies he was fired because of the russia investigation, it must might might confirm what the president confessed to on National Television last year. Laugh now, we dont know the time frame were not sure. We dont know the time frame, but we do know it was late in 2017. But im going to guess it was around november 11, when he just happened to be on a trip to washington d. C. , and he happened to tweet the following bible quote but let justice roll down like waters and righteousness like an everflowing stream. cheers and applause jon i mean, its right there. Stephen okay, so, there is definitely a peepee tape. laughter and things are only gonna get spicier from this point out and this is just in the Washington Post is reporting mueller is seeking to question trump himself about firing flynn and comey. Yeah, yeah. cheers and applause thats going to be big. Yeah, its going to be big because its not only going to be about flynn and comey. He is also going to question him on the other question firing. Mr. President , in season 12, why would you fire Debbie Gibson even though arsenio hall lost a blank check from jay leno . The public deserves to know thats my mueller. This could be very bad for trump, especially if mueller doesnt take the 130,000 in hush money. laughter and his legal team is nervous trump might perjure himself, due to trumps lack of precision in his speech and his penchant for hyperbole, which trump disputes. Believe me, i am the least hyperbolic person ever born. laughter and many people everybody im hearing this from everyone everyone is saying my precision is the biggest number, whatever that is cheers and applause now, after all of them. Its big and its the best. laughter after the firing of flynn and comey, mueller has expressed interest in trumps efforts to remove Jeff Sessions as attorney general or pressure him into quitting in order to determine whether there was a pattern of behavior by the president. And if he finds one, the president migh getting a new pan of his own. cheers and applause cheers and applause , of course, of course, yesterday, we all know the shutdown ended. And theres always a lot of debate about who wins one of these. But not this time. The democrats lost. Or did they . Yeah, they lost. laughter and with government up and running, trump got back to the important work of trolling a cable news reporter. Even crazy jim acosta of fake news cnn agrees trump world and w. H. Sources dancing in end zone trump wins again. Schumer and dems caved. Gambled and lost. thank you for your honesty, jim which is it . Is he an honest newsman or is he crazy jim . Thank you for your honesty, you lying crazy lunatic. I look forward to more truthful praise from garbage bag jim acosta and fire hose of lies cnn. Keep up the good work. Love, donnie. laughter cheers and applause and today today . Today were finding out that the white house handled the shutdown with a simple strategy keep trump contained. laughter thats not easy. No. Just ask his tennis shorts. laughter applause okay. So they kept him as far away from the negotiation as possible. But while trump was sidelined, he was still following news about the shutdown. In fact, when the president saw a photo in a news story that appeared to show a memorial closed, a staffer was sent to the washington mall, only to find out that it was a stock photo taken in 2013. Oh my god, i just saw on tbs that the statue of liberty is like halfburied in sand at the beach. I want to negotiate with the head ape right now, okay. The chimp in charge. Get me dr. Zeuz on the phone. By the way, dr. Zeus says im 63 239 pounds. Mano a monkey. laughter applause and, as always, donald trump was watching a lot of cable news, so the white house made sure that Senior Administration officials were on television pushing the president s message so he would not see negative coverage that made him more inclined to strike a deal with democrats. Things that made him happy, they gave him his special remote. laughter yes, yes. He borrowed it from ted cruz, actually. But if trump didnt end the shutdown, who did . Evidently, it was negotiated by a group of at least two dozen senators who began meeting late last week in the office of maine senator and oldest woman ever to play annie, susan collins. laughter the sun will come out its a hard knock life apparently i dont know why im picking on her. Apparently, in the meetings to try and keep the peace, collins wouldnt let any senator in the room talk unless they were holding a talking stick. Yes. And by talking stick, we dont mean arkansas senator tom cotton. laughter now, it sounds like our government is being run on kindergarten rules, but it goes all the way back to our founding fathers. Patrick henry famously declared, give me liberty or give me the talking stick. Im sorry, i need the stick. Thank you. Death you have to sell it you have to sell it with sizzle and collins was so proud of her talking stick, she went on cnn for a little stick talk. What is a talking stick . Well, i can show it to you. Whoa and as you can see, its beautifully beaded, and it was given to me by my friend, democratic senator Heidi Heitkamp of north dakota, and it is originally from africa. Stephen yes, yes as lawmakers discussed immigration and the future of our government, the only minority in the room was a stick. cheers and applause and, obviously, youd think a bunch of powerful adults could play a kids game without things getting ugly, but not so fast. Because at one point, senator Lamar Alexander of tennessee forcefully tossed the stick toward senator mark warner of virginia, nearly shattering a glass elephant belonging to collins. Wow jon whoa stephen a heated discussion almost destroyed the symbol of the republican party. I think the full details are available in this months issue of heavy handed metaphor magazine. laughter oh, that fat cat article, that fat cat article looks going good. Everybody loves metaphors. The kids love metaphors. Washingtons still reacting to the news of President Trumps alleged affair with porn star Stormy Daniels. thunder laughter thats enough. Thats enough. Thats enough, jim, thank you very much. Thank you. A little bit of that goes a long way. And the latest person to weigh in is Vice President and man practicing his smile in the mirror, mike pence. When asked about the story, pence told reporters he was not going to comment on the latest baseless allegations against the president. First of all, these are not baseless allegations. She says he rounded the bases. laughter second im not sure im not sure mike pence knows what a porn star is. laughter . Jon oh, snap. Stephen what would mike pences taste in porn be . Maybe Something Like this. Stephen yeah. Yeah. Thats just the way mmmm mmmm applause that is just the way mike likes it white bread. White bread. But there is one conservative christian who will talk about the story, and thats president of the Family Research council, and grownup kid from jurassic park, tony perkins. Perkins said that when it comes to the Stormy Daniels controversy we kind of gave him all right, you get a mulligan. You get a doover here. Stephen yes, a mulligan because marriage is like golf, both things trump claims to love but constantly cheats on. laughter stephen allegedly allegedly allegedly i have no proof he cheats at golf. laughter so the Family Research council is giving trump a pass on his affair with a porn star right after his wife gave birth. You know, family values. Like it says right there in the Ten Commandments thou shalt not commit adultery, unless shes a pro with huge cans. Up top, moses weve got a great show for you tonight. John dickerson is here. But when we return oscar, oscar stick around. This is debbie. She has. Fomo mmhm. Because she doesnt have sprint unlimited that now includes hulu. 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Stephen you guys always sound good, but you sound a little richer, a little richer tonight. To who do we owe that . We have a High School Student sitting in with the band. From grammy museum, veronica leahy. Grammy in the Schools Program. I was a part of that program. cheers and applause . Stephen thats fantastic. You were in the grammy in the Schools Program . Jon yes, i was in the agreement in the Schools Program in 2004. Stephen me, too . Jon yeah . Stephen i was in high school in 2004, too, jon. Very similar. Jon ill remember that. Stephen lets leave it right there. Veronica, thank you so much for being here. You sound fantastic. Thank you, thank you for having me. applause stephen well, jon, i dont know if you noticed, but the Oscar Nominations were announced this morning. Jon yeah, i saw that through twitter. Stephen good eye. These are the first oscars in the wake of the metoo movement, which means there will be some changes. For instance, the oscar statue will now be fully clothed. But the Biggest Surprise this year is there are no controversies over lack of diversity. Mexican director guillermo del toros the shape of water leads the pack with 13 nominations. cheers and applause yup. We love guillermo. Its a great story. Its about a woman who has sex with a disgusting fish monster. And im really impressed someone already produced the Stormy Daniels story. laughter meanwhile, jordan peele was nominated for directing get out, making him only the fifth black director ever nominated for a best directing oscar. cheers and applause congratulations, congratulations la la land i mean, jordan peele dammit, why does that keep happening . Now, jordan peele is now invited to a big party thrown by rich white people. I hope hes seen get out. laughter hell be up against greta gerwig, nominated for directing the wonderful lady bird. Only the fifth woman ever to earn that distinction. So hollywood is watching to see whether she or jordan peele wins, because that will determine which group of twitter users become enraged. laughter and whichever ones you are, im on your side. Ive had it laugh and its a big year for women meryl streep was nominated for an Academy Award for her performance in the post. Then she was nominated for a second Academy Award for acting surprised that she was nominated for the first one. Amazing, so convincing i believed it. I believed it. So a fairly Diverse Group of very deserving artists, but ive got a well of award anger that ive got to focus at something. So this year ive decided to be furious that the lego ninjago movie was not nominated for best sound mixing. Alan freedman, tim leblanc, and Greg Crawford created a soundscape for ninjago city that made me feel like i was a misunderstood ninja toy with a heart of gold. Teamninjago. Those arent the real guys, theyre guys on my staff. But you didnt know that. And you didnt care. 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Stephen and i hope we get to see a lot more of you because now youre just around the corner at the Broadcast Center on 57th street. Im capitol hill any time you want me. Stephen okay, great. Cbs, face the nation, it is the longest running show on cbs. You anchored it for two years. Your mother started off at cbs working at that show as an associate producer. Sunday was your last show. Was that a was that a tough show to do . Yeah, it was very tough, because you know what its like when you work with people in stressful conditions, high stakes, you bond with them. You care a lot lets see if i can get through this description without losing it you care a lot about the people you work with. The work is important. They all care as much as you do, and i get to go out there and, you know, for an hour benefit from all of their hard work, and you want to you cant stop saying, thank you. So its really hard to leave that incredible experience. But i have this new incredible experience im now a part of with people who work just as hard. Stephen norah and gayle. And there are people working right now, and tomorrow like lots of people working right now on tomorrows story s. Stephen shouldnt you be sleep already at this point . Asleep or waking up. I could say, good morning to myself. Stephen surely you expected to be at face the nation longer than two years. Yeah. Stephen did donald trump break you . laughter did he make you flee the city . Because this is you grew up there. Most of your career has been there. Born there. Stephen yeah. The no. Because i get to i get to still cover that story. Stephen oh, okay. From a safe distance. laughter the splash zone, as we say at the shamu tank. laughter everybody in washington politics is wearing a metaphorical poncho right now. laughter . No, i get to conservative that story and, of course, the rest of country, too. Stephen has it changed has trump changed all obviously, hes changed the people the way people run for president , the way things in washington are staffed. There are so many things unfilled. But you are like a National Repository of norms and standards. You have a great memory for the history of washington. What do you think the norms and standards are that donald trump has changed most in the first year . Well, the first is, you know, the Washington Post totaled up all the misstatements and untruth he has said, and got over 2,000. Stephen misstatements and untruths. There is a shorter way of saying that. Theres a shorter im just saying, as an editor, wouldnt you trim that down to the shoafort cheers and applause . Everybody is an editor, yeah. Stephen everybody is an editor. Lets assume half of those are overcounting. Youre still talk about 1,000. Was the presidency was an office we talked about honest abe. It was an office that talked about honesty. Now, some of or best president s have been isdis honest, both in the room and to the public. Stephen give me an example. F. D. R. , they said you would go into him and he would say, yes, yes, yes senator long said this hes saying yes to me but hes also saying yes to the next guy. And it was said it was like nailing custer to a wall. Chuck schumer said dealing with President Trump is like dealing with jello. Theyre always going to the dessert. But that flexibility of opinion and position can be quite helpful. It can also be, obviously, destabilizing and it can be misdirecting. Im not suggesting president s should always be dishonest, but the fact is that has been one this president in his Public Comments has been different than any president we have seen before. Stephen is that sort of lack of normality . Has that changing of standards has that affected the way the news is covering him . Sure, sure, because you have to remind people of the norms first, and then you have to say, here is where this president measures on that norm standard. As opposed to before, everybody agreed on what the measuring stick was and you could say okay, this person either measures up or measures down. Stephen are there any more norms or is this now the norm . Donald trump is, by definition acting president ial. Sure, because hes the president. Stephen hes the president. Right, right. Stephen so whats happening right now on a daily basis is the normal thing to have happen. Are we ever going to return to a in your opinion to a previous standard of norm . Well, well have to figure that out because in some ways, you know, he would say and his supporters would say, look, a lot of these norms shut out us, and hes in there changing these norms and doing good things and disrupting washington because it neeppedded it. And there are a lot of other people who feel, oh, my gosh, hes a threat to these norms which its presidency is actually not that well defined. So each president is constrained by the previous norms of their predecessors until they say, im not going to be. Stephen lets talk about the revelations on muellers probe that just came out yesterday and today. Can you read any significance into sessions being called in for an interview with mueller . Because thats calling in, essentially, his boss for a chat. Right, although his boss is now recused, so, so but, yes. What it means to me is its getting closer to the president , and theres reporting that the are the prt is, you know going to have an interview some time relatively soon, if he agrees to do it. Because, as you know, he said, well, maybe i wont. Stephen but he originally said, any time. 100 . Under oath. You name it, bareknuckled brawl, one hand behind my back. He did, and whats so interesting about that is when he said that recently he said, nobody has proved collusion so why have an interview . Obviously theres a lot of debate about that question. But leaving that aside, collusion was not the topic. When asked it was about james comey and the question of obstruction. When he said 100 he was talking about the question of obstruction. So to say its not worth tow have an interview because because there is no collusion is not really the point. He said i will talk about the question of obstruction in the famous meeting in the oval office with comey. Stephen youre not a lawyer, but can the president say no . Mueller is an appointee of the executive branch, so theres no spraifgz powers there. Can mueller compel the president to come in or answer face to face, if the president says, i want to answer on paper . I dont think he can compel him, i think stephen under what grounds could the president say, i dont want to. Im the president. Stephen but then where are we . Come back on that show. Yeah, i mean, were i mean, people would in that instance talk about a constitutional crisis. Now, there would be a pain and a cost to that. And there would be republicans outside of the usual suspects who would find that probably to be going too far, you could imagine, given how many republicans in leadership have said they believe in what mueller is doing. They believe hes an honest guy. So that would be it would be quite a moment, if that happened. Stephen please do come back if that ever happens. Yeah. Stephen in the meantime, good luck in your move up to new york. You lived here a long time ago, didnt you . Yeah, back in the early 90s when i worked for time. Stephen theres no city like new york. Its the greatest city in the world. It is cheers and applause . Stephen do you have like like, do you have do you have, like, young, happy memories of the city . Well, i do. The woman who im lucky enough to be married to was my girlfriend back then. We were here together in new york together. And my favorite memory was louden wainwright, who you know, the musician he used to play at a place called the bottom line, which is closed. And i saw him once at shakespeare bookstore which is also sadly closed and i went home and got one of his cds and got him to sign it for me which on the one hand i thought thats said sadd. And then i thought no, this is new york these kinds of people are everywhere so i still have that cd. Its my memory of new york, there are stars everywhere. Stephen someone is going to run up to you and ask you to sign your cd, John Dickerson. Welcome back. Im so glad youre here. Cbs this morning airs weekdays on cbs. John dickerson, everybody well be right back with eugene levy. Next time, i want you on my bowling team. [ laughs ] rodney. Bowling. Classic. Can i help you . Its me. Jamie. Im not good with names. Celeste i trained you. We share a locker. Moose man yo. He gets two name your price tools. He gets two . I literally coined the phrase, we give you Coverage Options based on your budget. Thats me. Jamie yeah. Youre back from italy. [ both smooch ] ciao bella. Welcome back to the show thank you, matty. Stephen folks youre in for a treat. My next guest is a comedy icon you know from sctv, best in show, and the american pie movies. Hes now starring in season four of schitts creek. Everybody, just calm down. Nobodys been murdered. The old man in room four died alone in his sleep. Why do i find that scenario even more bone chilling than murder. Stevie, do we know how this man expired . Do i look like a coroner . Nikki, you dont want people answering that question. It feels like every time the motel sells out, someone dies. Weve only sold out one night. Exactly. Stephen please welcome eugene levy applause stephen the people know. Thank you stephen so nice to see you again. Yeah. I got hit with something last night. Theyre calling a flu bug. Stephen oh, is this the flu bug that is the worst flu bug of all time . Ient know what it is. Apparently, its very rare in this hemisphere, you know, and i dont know where i picked it up. Stephen and thats why we touched elbows just now. Thats right. Stephen so, how long i do have, doc . Let me ask you something, youreica naipped. Yes. Stephen and i have a plilg plil question. Yes, see. Stephen i have a political question judge ydid you point at your chest. The maple leaf. Thats my order of canada. Stephen what is the order of canada . Well, thats the highest civilian honor you can get in canada. Youre being honored for your contributions. applause . Stephen congratulations. Can your government our government just shut down fair couple days. Can the canadian government shut down . Oh, the canadian government would never shut down. Are you kidding . The apologies alone. laughter would go on for years. You know . No, no. Stephen youre one of my favorite canadians, along with one of your old roommates. And i have a photo here. I hope you can explain to us what is happening here. You were roommates with heres you. Lets see if we can find this here. Thats you right there. Oh, my. Stephen and this young man right here is your roominate. Marty short. Stephen martin short right there. And next to me next to me is gilda radner. And way up at the top is Victor Garber, very, very stephen thats Victor Garber . Yes, from titanic yes. Dispr fr yes, hes done a lot of tv and theater. Stephen so what was it like rooming with martin short back in the day . Oh, well, marty and i marty and i are the oldest it and dearest friends. Marty and i go back we went to School Together but when we started professionally, we we got a like godspell that picture, that was our first show. And we rented we rented a house because, you know, we were we were making 140 a week. We were rolling in folding golden. Uhoh. Thats it stephen 140 a week. Canadian. And thats canadian, exactly. Its about did the 48. 50, u. S. And we represented a big well, not a big house. We represented a house. And we had the most fun. The address on that houseue know, theres a street in toronto. Its one of the oddest names for a street. Its called avenue road. Stephen really . So our house was on avenue road, 1063 avenue road, and it became quite infamous in some very narrow circles. Marty wrote about it in in his autobiography 1063 which we used to get together while we were doing godspell and theres another book i think mentioning it now. We used to every friday night have what we called friday night services. Stephen like religious services . No. laughter no. It was i would call it imbibing and laughing. Stephen okay, all right. Imbibing and laughing. And thats what we did until the wee, wee hours. And marty would record the sessions on his tape recorder, and he still has the tapes from those friday night session s. Stephen well, now youre doing schitts creek, and i should point out we talked about this the last time you were here, and this is absolutely true cbs makes me put up this sign when i say schitts creek. To prove that its just a mans name. Well, it is stephen the name of the town. Yes, it is. The name of the family that founded the town was the schitts family. But listen, there are schittss in every phonebook in every country around the world. It is it is a legitimate name, unfortunately for the people who have it. Stephen oh, yeah. There are there are schitts in every country. Weve got a few down here. Thats for damn sure. Yes, yes, well, yes. As a canadian, i say, dont drag me into your nightmare. Yes. laughter stephen now, does it take place in canada . Schitts creek . Stephen yeah. laughter well, it takes place no, we dont know there is no location for it. There is no setting. There is no country. It is what it is. Stephen and you do it with your children are in it . Yeah, my son, dan, is my i created the show with my son dan. And he plays my son in the show. Stephen sure. Which makes it kind of easy, from an acting standpoint. Stephen youve already done all the background work. Ive didnt work. I know whats going i know whats going on. His character is a little kind of, you know its more out there than my son actually is. But when im working with dan in a scene, it really is like im working with my own son. When im working with the girl that plays my daughter, annie murphy, terrific actress, i actually feel like im working with my daughter. I have very familial feelings. Stephen but shes not your daughter. Im not my daughter. When i am working with my real daughter on the show, i also feel like im dealing with my real daughter. laughter on the show. So now its getting a little muddy. Im not muddy, muddy. Stephen things are muddy in schitts creek, is what youre saying. Thank you. Nice to see you. 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Here performing, make a little from their album, on the rocks ladies and gentlemen, midland cheers and applause its a hard living tail kicking trip that were all on but im betting we can find a little sunshine in the night its a back breaking soul taking road we walk so what are we waiting for baby lets turn off the lights cause girl, theres just not enough love in the world so we should make a little generate a little maybe even make the world a better place a little we could turtle dove dixie land delight you know it cant be wrong when it feels so right it all comes down to you and me, girl theres just not enough love in the world so we should make a little then make a little more tonight its a clock punching cash crunching and it all adds up to nothing if youre in this thing long so dont tease me its so easy to just turn off the tv and make some headlines of our own yeah girl, theres just not enough love in the world so we should make a little conjugate a little maybe even make the world a better place a little we could turtle dove dixie land delight you know it cant be wrong when it feels so right it all comes down to you and me, girl theres just not enough love in the world so we should make a little then make a little more tonight thats love yeah girl, theres just not enough love in the world so we should make a little consummate a little maybe even make the world a better place a little we could turtle dove dixie land delight you know you cant be wrong when it feels so right it all comes down to you and me, girl theres just not enough love in the world so we should make a little then make a little more we should make a little then make a little more we should make a little then make a little more tonight talk about loving all night yeah cheers and applause stephen midland everybody well be right back. Stephen thats it for the late show, everybody. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be willem dafoe, rupaul charles, and roy wood, jr. Goodnight captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry bout where it is you come from itll be all right its the late, late show reggie ladies and gentlemen, all the way from grand rapids, michigan, give it up for your