Will have clean coal, really clean coal. Health care. Obamacare is finished, its gone, no longer, we shun even mention it, its gone. Dignity, wildlife, fast food and eventually its meet the van quishers, coming soon to cbs, followed by leave it to mueller. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight. Stephen welcomes matt damon, rahm emanuel and musical guest januaryest feet juanes featuring jon batiste and stay human and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause . Stephen thank you very much. applause . Stephen hey, everybody, how are you . Please, have a seat, everybody. Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, welcome, welcome. My friends, and are you my friends, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. applause you know thank you very much. Good to hear you in a good mood, scary morning in new york city. A man set off an improvised bomb in the subway near the Port Authority. Luckily none of the bystanders were seriously hurt and the police got the guy. applause . Stephen yeah, isnt that nice . The man is in custody right now. The suspect who was bangladeshi is 27 and lives in brooklyn so he used only locally sourced handmade artisanal bomb parts. laughter probably a pickle in there somewhere. But ive got something to say to this guy. Seriously . You tried to terrorize new york subway commuters . Nice try. cheers and applause nice try. New york commuters dont even flinch when the subway brake dancers kick two inches away from their face. They have to battle rats for the seat which for the record you should only give up if the rat is pregnant. Come on cheers and applause . Stephen come on. You, you tried to s ow chaos and confusion in the Port Authority bus station . That is the normal state of affairs at the Port Authority bus station. There is a pretty good chance your little explosion may have scoured some of the grime off the wall, thanks, the now youre going to jail for a long, long, long time and all new yorkers want to know is, does that mean your apartment is free and is it rent controlled . cheers and applause . Stephen you tried to terrorize new york and you failed. Were stronger than that, the worst you did was make the subways run late. And the mta does that just fine without your help. laughter speaking, speaking of terrifying, the Alabama Senate election is tomorrow. And roy moore supporters spent the weekend going door to door just like roy moore has to do when he moves into a new neighborhood. But plaws. Stephen hello, im roy moore, i just moved in down. There but you know who is not excited about a roy moore win, of the republicans, including alabama senator and boy who sees a big truck, richard shelby. The state of alabama deserves better. I couldnt vote for roy moore. I didnt vote for roy moore. But i wrote in a distinguished republican name. Stephen so just any distinguished republican name . Okay. Im going to say chris mass cue trickle down the florist and good family, the trickledowns. And Moores Campaign just got worse because yesterday we found out that a protrump group sent a 12 Year Old Girl to interview roy moore. This is the worst matchup for an interview since they sent that Honey Glazed Ham to interview chris christie. Yes. Plaws plaws sure, why not, chris christie, everybody. Why not. You know who is not afraid to endorse roy moore, donald trump. On friday trump explained why. We want jobs, jobs jobs. So get out and vote for roy moore. This guy is screaming we want roy moore, hes right. Stephen that is true, thats right. But that guy may not be a voter. He might be mall security. We want roy moore. Has anyone seen roy moore . Santas elves are pressing charges. Its no surprise that trump is supporting moore. They both have a deep love of country. The countrys russia but still laughter moore was recently asked about Ronald Reagans claim that russia was the focus of evil in the modern world. You could say that very well about america, couldnt you. Well, we promote a lot of bad things, you know. Like samesex marriage. That is the very argument putin makes. Well, maybe putin is right, maybe hes more akin to me than i know. Stephen to which putin respond i like to distance myself to roy moore, yes, i kill journalist but this sicko has got a problem. No, neit. That is my putin. Im sorry, it went on. What would you say to him . speaking russian . Stephen oh my god, the russians have hacked roy moore. I dont know how they did it. They got in there. Jon they got in there. Stephen they wiki leaked him. No, i dont speak fluent russian but we do have a translation. Hello what is your shopping malls policy on perverts . Stephen good to know. Good to know. Thats one of the things he has to say when he goes door to door. Of course donald trump and roy moore have Something Else in common. At least 16 women have accused donald trump of sexual assault. And today three of trumps accusers retold their stories on the today show after being assured 30 rock had been thoroughly delauered. One woman described being assaulted by trump on an airplane. The woman actually left her sit and hid in the back of the plane after trump groped her but ran into him two years later at an event. He says i remember you. You were that woman from the airplane. He called me the worst name ever. Does it again with a c. Yes, yes. Does it end with t. Yes. Stephen he called her a cat . laughter that, at least thats what i hope he called her. Because if he called her the other thing thark would make our president a huge, begins with an a, ends with a hole. cheers and applause . Stephen you understand, right . Good, good. Well never know. Jon we can guess. Stephen we have another glimpse ini had inside the white house. On saturday the New York Times gave a detailed look of trumps day to day life that paints a portrait of an angry paranoid man constantly under attack. For donald trump every day is an hour by hour battle for selfpreservation. Trump feels under attack but tries to stay positive about muellers investigation into his campaigns possible collusion with russia telling several people its life. Yes, its life. But you could plead that down to 30 years if you rat out don, jr. cheers and applause that would be the thing, that would be the thing. Oh my goodness. And it turns out the reporting of that donald trump is drowning his sor rows in a dozen diet cokes each day. Which explains diet cokes new slogan, diet coke, 12 is too many i could go for one right now. I could go for one. Trump views his whole presidency as a war against his enemies. Before he took office he told top aides to think of each president ial day as an episode in a Television Show in which evan quishes rivals. Those tv shows, how to get away with treason, followed by grabs anatomy. We already knew, yes, all right cancelled. applause already cancelled. We already knew that donald trump loves his tv. Mostly watching fox news but trump sometimes hate watches cnn to get worked up, especially don lemon. Don lemon. What is it about don lemon . Is it that hes so citrusy . Naturally trump is furious about the piece tweeting another false story. This time in the failing new yorktimes that i watch four to eight hours of television a day. Wrong. Also i seldom if ever watch cnn or msnbc, both of which i consider fake news and never watch don lemon who i once called the dumbest man on television. Bad reporting. Don lemon who i have never seen, is horrible. Not that i would know, which i totally do, hashtag whos don lemon. applause of course there are some moments when the president isnt watching fox news. Sometimes he has fox news hosts come to him like former judge and woman who just purchased an orphanage at auction, jeanine piro. Judge jeanine recently met with trump at the white house where she spent more than an hour whipping up the president against robert mueller. Its his dream come true, a Live Performance of fox nuses. In the commercial break they even sold him a selflubricating catheter. But youre going to want it, will you thank me. Will you thank me for the lubrication. But judge jeanine evidently overstayed her welcome because trump eventually got tired of her screed and walked out of the room. Thanks, look, what room is don lemon is, cuz who is don lemon, ive never heard of him. applause don, don, applause . Stephen but judge piro has a need, a need for screed. So she kept up her attack on mueller and the fbi on what can only be described as her Television Show. There is a cleansing needed in our fbif justice. It needs to be cleansed of individuals who should not just be fired but who need to be taken out in handcuffs. The stench coming out of the Justice Department and the fbi is like that of a third world country. Well, its time to take them out. In cuffs. And thats my open, tell me what you think on my facebook page, twitter and Instagram Hashtag judge jeanine. Stephen mueller and his corrupt junta are maggots gorging on the corps of lady liberty and freedomloving patriots must drink their blood from the chalice of justice. And thats my opening, join the conversation on insta, with hashtag push mueller into traffic. cheers and applause we have a great show for you tonight. Matt damon is here, and chicago mayor rahm emanuel. Pens next . Nothing. Only glad has febreze to neutralize odors for 5 days. Guaranteed. Even the most perceptive noses wont notice the trash. Be happy. Its glad. Action. Deck the halls oh yes we bring your family amazing value every day. T. J. Maxx. Marshalls. 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Careful out there, jack, i heard theres some crazy driver in a van. laughing its him im talking about him try my brunchfast country scrambler plate with jimmy dean sausage. Crave van cheers and applause thanking, everybody, please have a seat, jon, im pretty excited, christmas is coming. Christmas is coming. We have got a great week of shows this week, ive got matt damon, tomorrow tom hanks, nick jonas, amazing people, jodi foster coming up. Going to be amazing. You know why they come here, this is the show they come to, because have i my gift giving guide that i do every year. Jon yes, indeed. Stephen stars dont have time to figure out what to give people, they come to me and buy what i tell them to. Jon what are you going to tell them. Stephen my gook, Stephen Colberts midnight confessions you dont have to thank me because you dont have my phone number but youre going to want to. Jon uhhuh, uhhuh. Stephen you know, folks, my first guest is an oscar winner from movies you know like the bourne movies, the departed, good will hunting, and now downsizingk please welcome the one, the only, mr. Matt damon cheers and applause . Stephen thank you. Thank you, wow. cheers and applause thank you. Stephen good to see you. Thank you, good to see you too. Stephen good to see you too. applause you know, that is like way more, like letterman was never like, this this is really. Stephen really. No, this crowd is raucous. Stephen. I wish they had gone and seen suburbicon. Stephen they can still rentable t is streamable am it is physically capable to be streamed. It is still there to be streamed. Stephen i love that handshake we did just there coming out here kus you never know how to greet the person, are we going to hug, a man burn what is it going to be, that was close, one firm handshake, all right. Its been a long time since you and have i seen each other. Yep. Stephen were talking back there, only other time have i interviews you was in 2013, do you remember this, i saver you saved pie life. I do, i do, i was impressed you continued on with the interview. Stephen i was trapped under a coca cola machine. And i was in a lot of pain. I was bleeding out. Were you. Stephen but it was the only day you could come by so we did it anyway. You did it anyway, you were such a pro. Stephen im the pro . Yeah. Stephen you were amazing, you just sat there on the coca cola machine. I did. Incredible story. I got tired so i sat down. Stephen yeah. On the machine. Stephen yeah, and so wonderful to see you again. You know, you, you are, you are an action movie star. I thought were you going to say, you are, you are an as bleap [bleep], that is what it sound yes, action movies. Stephen god i wish could you say to to your guests. Before we get started im so glad you are here, are you a complete piece of [bleep]. And you, and you sir are a total deutsche bag, thank you douchebag, very good to see you. Stephen that say good feeling. Just clearing the air is so nice. We know where we stand now. Stephen yeah, exactly. You dont want to be there, i dont want to talk to you t is fantastic. It sucks for everybody. Stephen but do i want to talk to you, because i love your movies, you got so many great ones. The saving private ryan, rounders, mr. Riply, oceans all the oceans movies. The departed, good shep her, ininvic tiff, true grit, the martial, did you. Thank you. Stephen did you bring any of the poop potatoes by. I didnt know you wanted them. Stephen oh yeah. I can make some more for you. Stephen all right, well wait. But of course also like a Massive Action star with the bourne movies. Youve got four girls. Which of all of these movies do they go i like that movie, dad. Cuz there are like 11 and younger. They havent even any of them. Stephen really. No. Stephen none of them not even good will hunting. No, god no. Stephen why . Well, good will hunting. Stephen its tear jerker. Im enormously proud of it but i remember when people at mir amax came us to and said can you make it pg13, there is no violence or sex to speak of but it is just, i said what is making it rated r. They said the language. I said okay, well so we could bloop a couple lines yeah but are you only a you lad i think at the time are you allowed to say the f word three times. And i said okay, well, how many are we off by. They said you go over by 145. So laughter and i think being from boston i dont think we realize how much we swor. And i dont swear that much any more. And so shall did drn. Stephen you say that instead of awe. It was literally a place holder like you would goo [bleep] oh i know what i wanted to tell you, you know. Just so we wrote it the way we when ben and i wrote it we would do the lines together. And okay, then we would transcribe t you [bleep], piece of [bleep] and you know, so no, i havent shown the kids that one. Stephen someone is taking a defibrillator right now to the standards and practices person at cbs. Well, im giving the beeper guy some work. Stephen well, were liver trk doesnt matter. Sorry, sorry. cheers and applause sorry, sorry. Stephen so do they even know, that is fascinating. I thought maybe some they would like and some they wouldnt like. Is there there is no, none of it . Arent you in like happy feet 2. I am. They have seen happy feet 2. Stephen you are the criminal. Brad pit and ri the two kri will, l. Stephen you want to hear something funny, jon stewart and i were offered those roles. And we said we were too busy we cant do that they said fine. And then it was you and brad pit. I am just saying you and brad picked up the scripts we through out the window is all im saying. I really wanted to work with George Miller, you know, he told me he couldnt think of anybody else for that part, and i just feel like George Miller lied to me. Stephen he should have told you. He should have told me. Stephen whose wake were you skiing in. Which one was pit . Were you the lead criminal. Stephen who was the he was the krill with the abs. So that would have been you or jon. Stephen i think jon is vegan sow has the abs. Okay. Wow. Stephen im sorry. So the kids have seen that, yes. They have seen that and i did an animated movie called spirit about a horse about 20 years ago. These are children who have now grown up, you know, 20 years later, but so my kids have seen that as well. Stephen wonderful, wonderful. And are they impressed with you or snig like that. Not a a all. Stephen do they have an awareness of any of the rest it. They are starting to. I have a 19 year old who obviously has seen a lot of stuff. But she is obviously old enough she can do whatever she wants. Stephen sure, you let her out. Yes. Way too old for roy moore, yeah, 19. applause . Stephen its true. Thank god, shes out of the woods, i got to worry about the next three. Stephen he calls that a mature honey. Thats right, no, no, that is a cougar. Stephen well be right back with more matt damon, stick around. Charmin ultra soft its softer than ever. Charmin ultra soft is softer than ever. So its harder to resist. Okay, this is getting a little weird. Enjoy the go with charmin new ultimate surf turf event. And that means five mouthwatering pairings to choose from. Like our new feast with lobsterwrapped scallops and a juicy steak. Or a new lobster and seafoodtopped filet. Tempted . Better hurry in, it ends soon. Welcome back to the late show, were here with matt dpam damon, star of downsizing. Now matt t is now the 209 anniversary of good will hunting. You won the oscar oscar for writing that. I remember seeing it 20 years ago. And i was telling your friend ben there, i was watching this saying i dont work hard enough, these are young guys who are in it, they wrote it, got it made. That is really people taking advantage of their opportunities. Do you look back at it and say that script is, that deserved an oscar or now do you go i could have written that later, 20 years later i could have written a better script. No, we put absolutely everything we had and we were into that script. And i i have never thought about rewriting it. Stephen i dont think you should but you are the artist. No i hope not. I think that was that time in our lives. It really was the i mean, you know, we started writing that, ben was 20 and i was 22. Stephen first of all, you go to hell. Well, but it was five years, it came out when i was 27 and he was 25 and so it really just dominated our whole kind of, the beginning of our adult lives were completely dominated by trying to get that movie made. Stephen what does that film mean to you now . It means, its a very its deeply personal. Cuz its all tied in with how our lives, the trajectory of our careers completely changed. You know, and now, you know, 20 years later, it was such a positive thing. And now to look back and know that robyn got this horrific degenerative brain disease and lost his life, Elliott Smith who wrote that beautiful music and those songs is gone as well. And now with the revelations about harvey, you know, and knowing that there were women who were really being traumatized, you know, by the person who financed the movie, its weird. Cuz it collides with all these incredibly positive feelings like ben and i have these careers 20 years later that were so grateful for. And our privilege, as you know, theyre not, you got to keep working at it, you know. If people stop going to the movie im out of a job and its really that simple. And so its all just tied up, in all these kind of heavy feelings kind of collide with each other. At the same time i remember going back to boston a few years ago for my dads birthday and we took a picture on the park bench. I walked into the Boston Common with my kids and we found the bench that robin and i did that scene, you know, where he it is a long monologue for robin and i barely say anything. But we wrote, we were really proud of that scene and it was kind of a big moment in the movie. And i hadnt been there since robin had passed away. And we went and took a picture sitting on the bench with my kids. They didnt understand the significance of it, my wife did and my father was with us so you know, so its very, very powerful feelings, kind of, you know, conflicting, you know, conflicting and colliding with each other. Stephen thank you for that movie, it was absolutely beautiful. Thank you. Stephen it moved me then and it is still beautiful. Thank you. Stephen well, it was all down hill from there. You played the krill. I did play the kri will, l. Stephen the new movie is called downsizing t is an unusual premise, tell the people the unusual premise of this movie. It st Alexander Payne who is one of my favorite directors and have i been desperate to work with him. Stephen the descendants, sideways, election. About schmilt, he has just he never made a movie that wasnt fantastic. And so he came to me with this idea b okay, so norwegian scientists found a way to shrink humans down to five inches in height and six percent of the global population decides to do this as a way to offset Climate Change and i just looked at him and i just didnt think he was being serious with me. I thought he was it was lake a test. But then he gave me this script that he and jim taylor, his cowriter had been working on. And they had it for ten years. And it was fantastic. And he described it to me as he wanted it to be a hal ashby movie with great special effects and that is really hal ashby was a brilliant film maker who made in the 1970s kind of in the wheelhouse of American Cinema made some incredible movies and this movie to me feels like it is a giant sattire, feels like it could have been made in the 70s. I am enormously proud of it and wouldnt change a frame of it and exactly what alexander said it would be. Stephen for people who would like to have less of an Environmental Impact so it literally reduces their footprint. They are only about this tall. Yeah. Because, and a lot of people start to go for t they say it is because they want to do their part, you know, but its actually cuz they realize they can consume more, right. Stephen for less. So you if you are five inches you can have the equivalent of a 6,000 square foot house and two acres for the size of your desk. Stephen if you have 50,000 in savings you have 10 million. Exactly. So people feel like they can have this American Dream that they cant quite attain in the big world and so they downsize. Stephen we have a clip here with you and i think it is say john sedakis and is he explain towg. He has downsized we are High School Buddies and he has gone through the process and he has come to a reunion as a small person. And were catching up. Stephen okay. Stephen jim. So the decision to. Well, thats the thing. Down siezing takes pressure right off, especially money pressure. Plus it must feel good to know you are really making a difference. You mean all that crap about saving the planet . Yeah. Down siezing is about saving yourself. Now caroline, we live like kings. Im still living in the same house i grew up in. Audrey is dying for us to move but we are really strapped. Listen, there are a lot of small communities cropping up but dont mess around. Leisure land is where you want to be. Best houses, best appliances, best doctors, all the great restaurants. Its kids love cheese cake factory and leisure land has three of them. Sorry, maybe back up a little. Think there might be too much garlic in the salsa here. Oh, yeah, right. applause . Stephen well, thanks for being here, matt, it was great to see you again. Hope to see you again. I hope so too. Stephen down siezing is in theaters friday, december 2 27bd. Matt damon, everybody. Well be right back. applause with rahm he manuel. Nexium 24hr is the number one choice of doctors and pharmacists for their own frequent heartburn. And all day all night protection. When it comes to frequent heartburn, trust nexium 24hr. Directv has been rated number one in Customer Satisfaction over cable for 17 years running. But some people still like cable. Just like some people like wet grocery bags. Getting a bad haircut. Overcrowded trains. Turnstiles that dont turn. And spilling coffee on themselves. But for everyone else, theres directv. For 1 rated Customer Satisfaction over cable, switch to directv. And for a limited time get a 100 reward card. Call 1800directv [firewor[ ]xploding] [ ] [firewor[ ]xploding] hurry in to old navy get gifting with up to 60 off the entire store. Thats up to 60 off the entire store with styles from 6 dollars at old navy. [music becomes muffled] [music resumes normally] welcome back to the show. Ladies and gentlemen, my next guest this evening is a former congressman, former white house chief of staff, former ballet dancer and current mayor of chicago, please welcome his honor rahm emanuel. applause do you know that many people in the audience that you can point at that many people . I dont know that many people. That is the emanuel family. Stephen oh, okay. Yeah. Stephen you recently declared Chicago Schools a trumpfree zone. The city of chicago, yeah. Stephen the whole thing. The whole thing, man. cheers and applause . Stephen what does that mean . How do you i mean, the de blasio, can he declare new york a trumpfree zone. He can try, our motto, a city he will never sleep in we dont want him. So. Stephen how do you enforce it you have a trump hotel right on the river. This is very serious, im not joking. In chicago if you get a b average in high school we make Community College free and its the only public scholarship that a dreamer can get. In the United States of america. applause . Stephen but this isnt specifically about dreamers and daca. No, second when u. S. Steel ump didded in Lake Michigan epa did nothing under dn ald trump so we sued. Third and this is, the other thing is on climated change, we have adopted recently with a number of mayors policies that will move us forward. Look, donald trump is driving forward looking through the Rearview Mirror and im not going that way because i want my city going that way and i want it to be a trump free gloan. Its the sequel of the city of chicago. I think what he is doing is wrong for the direction of the city t is not how i wanted the election to turn out. And so we declared chicago is going to be a trumpfree zone. He really never really liked it when do i that though. Stephen chicago is also a sanctuary city, right. Totally. Stephen okay, how does that work . How does that work and i can understand the enthusiasm for that idea and i am just curious, how is that different than say john c kal human declaring nullification of federal law. How is that not a sort of a constitutional crisis. First of all, i call it a welcoming city, not a sanctuary city. Stephen okay. And we welcome immigrants from around the world there are 140 languages spoken in the Chicago Public schools. A hundred years ago my grandfather came to chicago 13 years old by himself, chicago welcomed him and his grandson now is the mayor. Chicago, the United States, is the greatest city in the greatest country in the world. Bear none, that an immigrant grandson can be the mayor. And here is the other thing. Little history of chicago. The only city not to participate in the fugitive slave act, of returning slaves back to the south, the city of chicago. So being a sanctuary city is in our history. The only city. Stephen doesnt nesesly answer my question. Im all for what you are dg but im just curious how it doesnt violate federal law for you to do this. Because the Police Department is no not n the city of chicago is not supposed to be enforcing the immigration laws of the Unitied States government, that is what the federal government is for, what is not what were going to do and here is the other thing, bigger piece of this, we are building relationships between the Police Department and communities. Im not driving a wedge, that is what donald trump wants is a wedge between, on the philosophy of Community Policing it is absolutely antithetical of everything we are trying to do and which is why Police Chiefs around the country, big cities, small cities, medium sized cities, all think what the Justice Department, specifically under donald trump is driving a wedge and a difference between communities and the Police Departments when we are trying to build that trust stvment absolutely antithetical to Community Policing. Stephen you have a podcast because you have all of this free time, you have a podcast. How do you have that much free time to have a podcast. Actually, its not first of all it doesnt take a lot of time. Stephen i dont have time for a podcast. Do you want to be a guest on it . Stephen nope. Really . Stephen on your podcast you do this, you end every interview with fast round, okay. Would you care to play your own game . Do you want to do it. Stephen i will play with you right now. I will ask you. These are my questions. Stephen your questions mi asking you. But this is. Stephen its my show, im asking the questions. Okay, here is the deal, i dont have time. Stephen you dont have time. Go. Stephen cubs or sox. Cubs. Stephen thin or thicket crust. Thicket. Stephen sears or hancock. Hancock. Stephen and sears or willis . Im for sears but have i to go by willis lake or river. Lake. Stephen 12 inch or 16 inch. 16 inch softball. This is a Family Friendly show, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you are not from chicago you dont know what that means. Stephen only in chicago if you have like an Office League or Something Like that, the softballs they use are basically, they take a basketball and wrap it in horse hair. Here is what happens, 16 inch. Stephen they are huge trk looks like the moon is eclipsing the entire thing when it comes at you. Stephen all right, one last thing, you work for two administrations, the Trump Administration just acknowledged jerusalem as the capitol of israel. Why didnt the two administrations you worked for do that . First of all, no democrat, republican president would ever do this. Stephen just asking about the administrations you worked for. Because its bad policy. Stephen why . Because. Stephen its the capitol of israel. The fact is because for a whole host of reasons, you do not want the United States in the middle of negotiations about two state solution, and im, you know, my father is from israel. Been to israel, my son has been bar mitzvahed there. This is not what a president should be doing. Stephen you dont he shouldnt have done this. Not only dont i think he should have done that, by bigger worry is he is moving the nations capitol to alabama and im really more concerned about what he is doing there. Stephen thats true. 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Performing, es tarde, ladies and gentlemen, juanes cheers and applause ya es tarde hay puertas que se cierran y que nunca se abren te fuiste pensando que no podiia olvidarte si me acuerdo de ti es porque viniste a buscarme ya es tarde a doonde iraa el amor que un diia te tuve a doonde iraa, a doonde iraa el viento se llevaraa las nubes como el tiempo tu amor borraraa y ahora soy yo quien dice no oh oh no llames, no vengas, no entiendes que ya te olvidee se siente bien mirarte y no ver el amor de ayer cada camino que recorres tiene cada camino que recorres tiene un final es una pena que a este amor le sucedioo igual tu me ensenaste a querer yo aprendii a olvidar por mas oscuro que este siempre amaneceraa yo que sonaba hasta morir contigo y termino mi Corazon Herido pero el tiempo le dio sentido y ahora soy yo quien dice no oh oh no llames, no vengas, no entiendes que ya te olvidee se siente bien mirarte y no ver el amor de ayer ya es tarde hay puertas que se cierran y que nunca se abren te fuiste pensando que no podiia olvidarte si me acuerdo de ti es porque viniste a buscarme ya es tarde a doonde iraa el amor que un diia te tuve a doonde iraa, a doonde iraa el viento se llevaraa las nubes como el tiempo tu amor borraraa, eh y ahora soy yo quien dice no oh oh no llames, no vengas, no entiendes que ya te olvidee se siente bien mirarte y no ver el amor de ayer, oh oh el amor el amor el amor de ayer a doonde va, a doonde fue ya es tarde cheers and applause thank you guys so much. applause . Stephen thanks, man, juanes, everybody. Well be right back. Whooo applause thanks again. Thank you. And i am a senior Public Safety my namspecialist for pg e. My job is to help educate our First Responders on how to deal with natural gas and electric emergencies. Everyday when we go to work we want everyone to work safely and come home safely. I live right here in auburn, i absolutely love this community. Once i moved here i didnt want to live anywhere else. I love that people in this community are willing to come together to make a difference for other peoples lives. Together, were building a better california. Stephen hey, thats it for the late show. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be tom hanks and katy tur. Now stick around for james corden and his guests, james and dave franco. Good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry bout where it is you come from itll be all right its the lala