Get out of there move it the drama pops it is infectious, though. Quiet down were with you, macklemore its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, trump supersizes the stockpile. Plus stephen womans Andrew Garfield. Tracey ullman. And musical guest wolf what raid. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen you didnt think i was coming you didnt think i was coming. Hey, everybody, thank you very much, very nice. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause hey, hey, remember that time when Rex Tillerson called donald trump a moron . Layoff laugh we were so young back then. Well, now we know why tillerson said it. We knew it had something to do with the military or the pentagon. It was kind of vague, but heres what happened. Apparently, over the summer, trump met with top military officials and said he wanted a nearly tenfold increase in the u. S. Nuclear arsenal. A tenfold increase . Excuse me while i onefold into the fetal postion. laughter he knows we can already end all life on earth, right . The cockroaches will survive, which is good news for steve bannon. laughter cheers and applause but 10fold . A 10fold increase. Why tenfold. Why not 1,000fold . Is ten just how high he can count . I want it more by this many. This many right here. This many. How many is gotta get in the light. cheers and applause heres how we shambled toward the brink this time. This summer, the military brass showed the commander in chief a chart illustrating the steady reduction of u. S. Nuclear weapons since the late 1960s. Trump indicated he wanted a bigger stockpile, not the bottom position on that downwardsloping curve. I am not the bottom of any chart, okay . I want most nukes, highest sea levels, biggest mistakes, i want the whitest supremacists available. Marching in i want it. Theyre saying im going to have it. Theyre saying im going to have it. Im swatting at flies most of the time. I think there are flies around me. Now, some people in the meeting say they did not take trumps desire for more Nuclear Weapons to be literally instructing the military to increase the actual numbers. Okay, so he wasnt speaking literally. He was speaking metaphorically. We must increase the Nuclear Stockpiles in our hearts so that together we can drop warheads of compassion throughout the world, and turn every nation into a smoldering pile of love. laughter now, this morning, trump denied he ever said any of that stuff, tweeting fake nbcnews made up a story that i wanted a tenfold increase in our u. S. Nuclear arsenal. Pure fiction, made up to demean. Nbc equals cnn nbc equals cnn, which is the square root of abc divided by qvc to the power of bet, and by the transitive property that means vh1 is now animal planet. Thats science. cheers and applause thats thats science anyway, its a long walk. That was a long walk. Sorry. Then later, later same day, same interview. Lets just say later. Trump reaffirmed his commitment to the First Amendment. Its, frankly, disgusting the way the press is able to write whatever they want to write and people should look into it. Stephen sir, for the record, people did look into it. In fact, we the people looked into it and thought, yeah, they should write whatever they want. cheers and applause very short read. But, evidently, him the people, feels differently, tweeting with all of the fake news coming out of nbc and the networks, at what point is it appropriate to challenge their license . Interesting question. I have two followups when is it appropriate for twitter to deactivate the account of a president who doesnt believe in the First Amendment cheers and applause and can that be yesterday . Could that trump also took the opportunity to calm a worried nation, about, you know, everybody dying. I think i have a little bit different attitude on north korea than other people might have, and i listen to everybody. But, ultimately, my attitude is the one that matters, isnt it . I think perhaps i feel stronger and tougher on that subject than other people, but i listen to everybody and, ultimately, i will do whats right for the United States and, really, whats right for the world. Stephen with the possible exception of south korea and japan, because you guys are just too darn close to where were going to, you know. imitating bomb exploding sad. laughter and we could be reaching a whole new level of angry trump because a report out today says people close to the president say he is unstable, losing a step, and unraveling. So keep in mind that means, up till now, hes been raveled. laughter this is the full unraveling. To ravel or unravel. applause so why is he unraveling . Well, he reportedly told his longtime personal security chief, i hate everyone in the white house mr. President , i know exactly how you feel. cheers and applause but dislike. Not hate, dislike intensely. But heres the thing the president of the United States, he may be a powerful guy, but you really need the staff on your side when youre president because a few months ago former chief strategist steve bannon, told trump that the risk to his presidency wasnt impeachment, but the 25th amendment the provision by which a majority of the cabinet can vote to remove the president. But when bannon mentioned the 25th amendment, trump said, whats that . laughter im guessing its not the first time someones ever looked at steve bannon and said, whats that . laughter speaking got a little whats the . Its wearing a suit. Speaking of staffing issues, last night, around 9 00, trump tweeted, the fake news is at it again, this time trying to hurt one of the finest people i know, general john kelly, by saying he will soon be dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot fired. This story is totally made up by the dishonest media. The chief is doing a fantastic job for me and, more importantly, for the u. S. A. yes, very important you clear up the john kelly works for the u. S. A. , because so much of trumps staff works for russia. cheers and applause but heres the thing jon oh oh stephen im right, right . But heres the thing trump was very upset by rumors that he was about to fire kelly, even though there appeared to be no such reporting by the national media. Oh, my god the fake news is coming from inside his head get out of there the fake news is at it again, coming in my dreams giant spider with my fathers face on it, making my teeth fall out, very unfair. laughter now, trump might be reacting to a vanity fair article amid a widening rift, john kelly has a maralago strategy to contain trump, in which they say, to prevent trump from soliciting advice from members of maralago and friends, he will attempt to keep trump out of the dining room. trumps just going to Wander Around the dining room Getting National security advice. Whaddya think i should do . Think i ought to nuke north korea . Should i bomb france. By the way, its going to be tell you what, im going to comp your meal. By the way, its going to be your last. Enjoy applause i think trumps just making this up, frankly. I dont think anybody said this. I think he just tweeted this to get the story out there because nobody is saying trump is going to fire john kelly, but trump. Look, john, i think youre doing a great job, but im seeing on twitter that people are saying that people are saying im going to fire you. I dont think thats true, but its out there. But its out there now. Doesnt look good. Youre fired. The article also revealed something weve long suspected about kelly. A source close to him says, he doesnt love this job. No one knows who the source is, but im guessing its everyone with eyeballs. laughter applause but trumps not buying that kellys unhappy. On saturday he said im sorry, im a little parched. Can i have a bottle of water . Im sorry, he said this john kelly is one of the best people ive ever worked with. Hes doing an incredible job. And he told me for the last two months, he loves it more than anything he has ever done. Hes doing a great job. He will be here, in my opinion, for the entire seven remaining years. laughter applause stephen wow remaining years it hasnt been seven years already . laughter weve got a great show for you tonight, everybody. Andrew garfield is here. But when we return, the n. F. L. Takes a stand on kneeling stick around. Wooo the volkswagen atlas. With available pedestrian monitoring. Lifes as big as you make it. Hungry eyes one look at you and i cant disguise ive got hungry eyes applebees 2 for 20. Now thats eatin good in the neighborhood. Im living that yacht life, life, life applebees 2 for 20. 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Which means, occasionally, we do something called product integration, where we seamlessly blend a corporate presence into the show, but in such a subtle way that you might not even notice we have done so. For instance, i bet you didnt even realize there is a bottle of vodka on my desk right now. Ill give you a second to see if you can spot it. Its right here now, you might be wondering why its dressed like its going to a Bachelorette Party in branson, missouri. Thats because this is absoluts holiday sequin bottle. It has all the the fun you associate with absolut vodka. Plus the design sense of your bachelor uncle with a bedazzler. And its a limited edition. These are strictly limited to as many as you will buy. Now, why, you are saying to yourself, why comma did they put these sequins on their bottle, you might be asking. Because this. Look at that. Look what happens when you rub these up. The potle turns silver. That turns silver and then you can rub it down like that. Okay. Now, imagine, imagine, thats a dress. Youve just done that. Now, report yourself to h. R. Remember, please, please, dress your vodka responsibly. cheers and applause now, we talk about donald trump enough applause we dont talk about liquor enough on this show. We talk a lot about donald trump on this show, but lets take a little break and talk about sports. According to the washington post, donald trump has scored a win in the culture war as the n. F. L. Seeks to ensure players stand for the National Anthem. Okay, mr. Trump you won a war no need to start any new ones. Someone send him the lombardi trophy, and tell him its from north korea. laughter yesterday, n. F. L. Commissioner Roger Goodell sent a letter to all n. F. L. Teams saying that the controversy over the anthem is a barrier to having honest conversations and making Real Progress on the underlying issues. Yeah, come on, guys. That protest youre doing to get us to talk about racism is keeping us from talking about racism. How are we supposed to fix the problem if you keep reminding us what the problem is . laughter now, standing for the National Anthem isnt officially applause yeah. Now, standing for the National Anthem isnt official n. F. L. Policy yet. But team owners will discuss a plan when they meet next week. Well, thats a relief. If a room full of rich, white men cant solve racism, nobody can. Now turning. cheers and applause turning from football to futbol, some sad news. The United StatesMens Soccer Team will miss the world cup after losing to Trinidad And Tobago. Well, of course we lost. We had to play against Trinidad And Tobago . Thats not fair. Thats doubles. Thats australian rules doubles. Its the first time the u. S. Mens team has failed to qualify since the 1986 world cup. Of course, back then, our team was seriously slowed down by their parachute pants. laughter but even after losing, the u. S. Still had a slim chance to qualify. We just needed mexico to tie honduras, and it almost happened. Mexico had a lastsecond free kick, but the shot didnt make it past the defensive wall. So sad. Mexico wanted to help, but there was a wall in the way. Nothing to read into there. cheers and applause it just it happens. And now and now were paying for it. Now, a lot of people are disappointed about this, but some people are maybe too disappointed. This was a heartbreaker. For the First Time Since 1986, the u. S. Will not be in soccers world cup. After a 21 loss to Trinidad And Tobago, the National Team will not qualify for soccers biggest tournament. Well, sorry to break it, but team u. S. Will not be in the 2018 world cup. Stephen hold on. Lets be clear the mens team will not be in the world cup. That does not mean the u. S. Will not be in the world cup because the womens team has qualified for all of the world cups. Americas soccer women have always outshone the men. We all remember when brandy chastain tore off her shirt after winning in 1999. No one remembers what eric wynaldas sports bra looked like. Whos eric wynalda . Exactly. laughter im sure hes a nice guy, but the womens team has won the cup three times. cheers and applause three count them, three, three do you know do you know how many times the mens team has won the world cup . Ill give you a hint it rhymes with hero, which is what our woMens Soccer Team is made up of. cheers and applause well be right back with Andrew Garfield. Discover card. Im not a customer, but im calling about that credit scorecard. Give it. Sure its free for everyone. Oh well thats nice and checking your score wont hurt your credit. Oh im so proud of you. Well thank you. Free at at discover. Com creditscorecard, even if youre not a customer. Why . Terrible toilet paper ill never get clean way ahead of you. Charmin ultra strong. It cleans better. Its four times stronger and you can use less. 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Jack and of course, since they work for my competitors, ive obscured their identities jack except for this guy. Jack he is so screwed. Jack try my new havarti grilled onion and allamerican ribeye burgers. band playing cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, my first guest played an amazing medic in hacksaw ridge, a spectacular priest in silence, and he was also spiderman. He now stars in breathe. Please welcome Andrew Garfield. Give it up for Andrew Garfield give it up for Andrew Garfield give it up for Andrew Garfield give did up for Andrew Garfield cheers and applause give it up for Andrew Garfield give it up i like that song i love that song stephen whats that song called, jon . Give it up for Andrew Garfield stephen its going to be a hit. All the kids will be dancing to it. Nice to see you again. Hey stephen hey, back at you. Back at you, my feelings exactly. Yeah. Stephen its always lovely to talk with you, but i do have a bone to pick with you, i hope you dont mind me publicly bone picking. You said this and dont deny it. You said, youre not sure if the world needs movie stars. Yes, i said that. Stephen who would i then talk to . I cant talk to Neil Degrass Tyson every night. I would love to, i would love to, but i like talking to movie stars. We need people up on the big civil threr. You think. Stephen yeah, the dream factory. We need heroos. Okay, fine. Stephen why dont we need movie stars. I think what i meant, Stephen Colbert, is i think what i meant more was i dont know. Sometimes theres this idealization of people in the public eye, and theres this false kind of idealized vision, this false perfection that i think is projected from people in that position. And i think sometimes it can create a little bit of dissatisfaction with our own because i dont consider myself a movie star at all. And never will. Stephen hold on. Is he is a movie star . cheers and applause its not for you to say. You dont get to say whether youre a movie star. Its my life, steve glen another thats fine, thats okay. But thats like saying youre not influential or Something Like that. Its for other people to say okay. Stephen whether youre a star or not. All right, but were all stars, stephen, is the point. Speak of Neil Degrass Tyson, we are all made of stardust are, we not . applause stephen boom but i think theres something about this projection of perfection, whether its in terms of beauty or in terms of im just so charismatic. But im not. Im lots of things. We all are. Human beings are made up of the, you know, the light and the dark. Stephen im a collection of bad habits. Exactly. I think what im saying is one sometimes has a tendency to focus on this idea of perfection, which i think doesnt arb low us doesnt give us permission to accept our whole selves in our entirety, our own beingness. I think it creates this not enoughness in the culture where youre looking up at things that arent real but pretending to be real but more perfect than you. Thats how i feel when i look at movie stars. cheers and applause . Stephen im not going to hit you. Come on back. Come on back. Come on back. I understand what youre saying. Okay. Stephen but you played a lot of flawed characters. You were the priest in silence. Obviously, you were in hacksaw ridge. How do you keep okay, how do you keep from getting too swamped by the seriousness of the work . Do you have any how does Andrew Garfield lighten it up . Since the carefree spiderman days are behind you. Oh, yeah, they were carefree. Stephen were they not carefree . Lets not get into that, stephen. Stephen what . Whats wrong with being spiderman. There was nothing wrong with being spiderman but with great power comes great responsibility, stephen. Thats all im going to say. Its not just, you know stephen you just couldnt rock the tights anymore, is that it . Dont diminish dont diminish the experience. Dont reduce it. Stephen i dont want to diminish the marvel cinematic universe in any way. I apologize. No, but moving on quickly from that. laughter i you know, what was the question . Stephen i dont know. About lightness, it was about lightness. Stephen how do you lighten it up. Goodness, gracious me. Theres a game i like to play with my castmates. Its called the game of giddiness and freedom. Stephen for a game that lightens you up, that sure is a highfalutin name. Thats the sequel to the book of laughter and forgetting. The game of giddiness and freedom . I made it up. Stephen lets get giddy and free. Do you want to play . Stephen ill try. Lets get giddy and free. Were too serious right now. Lets get giddy and free. The game of giddiness and freedom is pret much you say things. You just sames. Stephen it it sounds leak a simple game. Its a really simple game. Stephen anything . Anything any words in any order. The rule is you dont think. Stephen its rule association. Not really, no. Lets just begin. Hey, stephen, youre hi, my name is andrew. And youre my friend or once were. Shall we go to the ball . Stephen hi, andrew, talking to you is a Good Opportunity to see a mans eyebrows. Yes, yes stephen and the skin on the water in the pool and the music and the splashing and the smell. My my friend fred called you a loser, and i dont think hes right. Stephen many people and the spiderman was i never saw those movies that you were in. I heard theyre very good. laughter applause thats a good game. Thats the game of giddiness and freedom. Stephen i like it, yeah, yeah. You could go on forever. Stephen its Word Association confession, though . Is it. Stephen its leak a confession. What do you mean . Stephen just things burst out. I did not see either of your spiderman movies, but i would never have said that i would never have said that if we hadnt played the game and now i confessed but in such a giddy and light way you cant be mad at me because i know how seriously you take those movies. The new movie were not playing game anymore . Stephen we can play the game, but that means we cant talk about your movie. Its one or the other. No, lets talk about the film. Stephen i want to talk about the film. Me, too. Stephen its called breathe about rob and his family. What did he do, not just for himself but millions of people around the world . Remarkable. He was oh, god, how do i even start . Ill try because im here. Stephen he was an englishman. He was english, thank you. No, he was a wonderful man. Heesms this very charming, charmed athlete, captain in the army back in the 50s. He met this wonderful woman diana. They got married very quickly, fell in love very quickly. They went to kenya. He was a tea broker and then at the age of 28 he got hit with the polo virus and he was paralyzed from the neck down for the rest of his life, and it was, of course, a major blow. And he was very depressed for about three years, and suicidal for for a part of it, didnt really understand what his value was anymore, what his purpose or meaning and being in the world was anymore. But it was with the love of his wife, this amazing woman who is still with us, diana cavendish, and his Incredible Group of friends, that he managed to refind that spark and longing for life. And he he was the first person who was on he had to live on a ventularity, on an external ventularity, respirator, machine that breathed for him because he wasnt able to do it anymore. Stephen what they call the iron lung. But he was actually on a ventilator, whereas other people were on an iron lung. He was the first person on any form of external ventilation who decided to leave hospital and live at home. He was the first pespinot. Stephen respinaught . Someone on a respirator leaving the confinesave hospital. It was considered a death sentence. He was a daring, pioneering, adventurous man who decided, if im going to be here, im going to live. I want to be at home with my wife and i want to see my son, you know, grow up. Stephen we have a clip here of you as Robin Cavendish and his wife and his son. Whats happening in this scene . Oh, yeah, i think in this scene, were i think this is a moment where robin is dreaming about going further. He was always longing to go further and further and further, and not let this limitation be that, a limitation. Stephen jim. Im sorry. Me, too. applause but its not heavy. Its a really light film. Stephen thank you so much for being here. Breathe is in theater this friday. Starbucks narino 70 cold brew coffee. In stores now. Only at starbucks. And everyones celebrating but this year celebrate more responsibly. How much data did i use last night . 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Give it up for Tracey Ullman give it up for Tracey Ullman give it up for Tracey Ullman give it up for Tracey Ullman applause stephen hey, Tracey Ullman. Hello, Stephen Colbert. Stephen lovely to meet you. Lovely to meet you. Stephen as i said, Tracey Ullmans show, tracey take off, tracey state of the union my name is in the title. A pattern. Stephen much harder to replace you in the show if your name is in the title. You also get all the praise, and semiemmy awards. Many more nominations. Yes. cheers and applause stephen and again this year. And again this year at the emmys you were nominated again. Yeah. Stephen for the first season of the Tracey Ullman show. Didnt win, ferl unfortunately. I think i would, though. Being up against saturday night live was pretty tough this year. Saturday night live is unbelievable. Thank god for saturday night live. So i just had a smashing time. Stephen the Second Season starts october 20. Youre known for your characters and impressions and you do a lot of them on your show. What was your first . Do you remember them as a child, your first one . And did you do them as children . I used to stand on the wendo sill in my mothers bedroom and do a show. A lot of us did, didnt we . Did you . And i used to imitate the old spinster, annie cox who had lost her fiance in the first world war. I used to do things like that. And i used to pretend i was edith pear. Rubbish. And my mother would go, its unbelievable shes speaking french. Shes never had a lesson laughter and then they used to just draw the curtains and i would i knew that was when the show was over. Stephen window was closed, right . Window was closed during this performance . Yeah, yeah. But that sort of thing. And i still feel im still doing that now. Stephen well, thats good. Every decade of my life ive continued to do the Tracey Ullman show. Stephen is it true i know youre an american citizen now. You became an american citizen in the 2008 election so you could vote for barack obama. Is this true . Yeah. I did. cheers and applause i met him at, like, some little party, like, you know, should i just was so impress with the man. I left like on a high. I thought, im going to become an american and i did. I took the test and it was at the Staple Center in l. A. And they played a movie with the monster trucks and the moon landing and george w. Bush was still president. Im proud to be an american because at least i know im free they played that and i stand in stephen when you were sworn in . When we were sworn in they played that. Stephen i would like to be sworn in. Its like you were baptized when you were born and you didnt have the chance to make the choice. How did your family and friends feel back home kicking the queen to the curb. You have to renounce the queen, dont you . So american, hey, youre kicking the queen to the curb. Stephen dont you have to renounce the queen . No im not a royalist. They dont want me as a dame. Im not losing anything there. When Kate Middleton is pregnant again, they always say things like, Kate Middleton has hyperparemesis. Why cant they say shes throwing up. She feefls so bad, shes barfing. Thats royal. Throwing up. Stephen yeah, we have a clip here from the show. Who are you playing in this clip . Uh, where is it . Oh, judi dench. Is it judi dench and maggie smith. Stephen and judi dench is in jail. What is she in jail for in this . Well, shes a National Treasure but shes naughty judi dench, my judi dench. She does things like shoplifts in front of people and throws dog poo into trees. You know people wrap them up in bags and. laughter . Stephen that sounds like judi dench. And she gets caught for doing that, and maggie smith has to come bail her out. Stephen all right. Agz you do. Stephen jim. laughter maggie thank god youre here theyve convinced themselves that i committed some sort of criminal infraction. Of course, i told them i could have done no such thing. Im beloved by the nation. Buckingham palace, but they just wouldnt listen. Well, madam, you know this lady . Ive never seen her before in my life. laughter . But its me, judi we did the marigolds together. Yes, and i got second bilge. You cant do this to me. Oh, i think i can. Im a National Treasure. laughter cheers and applause stephen its hard to think its hard to think of judi dench as a criminal, though, as a troublemaker. She likes it, though. Stephen does she . Yes. Stephen thats nice. Shes she approves of it. And she said the people look at her fun neshops now. laughter i admire them so much. Maggie and judi. I mean, they are National Treasure s. Stephen do you call them maggie and judi. Darling, actors always keel each other by you know i have met them. Stephen now, theyre both dames. Yeah. Stephen why dont you want to be a dame . Oh, please, im not going to be a dame. Stephen im sure theres a party and you get a badge and stuff like that and americans are so impressed by that bleep . They are, they are. I think trump is desperate to get to england because he wants to be in the Cinderella Carriage going down the mall waving,un. Stephen we have to get there quick it turns into a pumpkin at midnight. And Camilla Parker bowles says, if he grabs my pussy, ill break his arm. As she should. As she should. Stephen as she should, exactly. Tracey ullmans show returns next friday on hbo. Tracey ullman, everybody. Well be right back with a performance by wolf parade. When youre close to the people you love, does psoriasis ever get in the way of a touching moment . If you have moderate to severe psoriasis, you can embrace the chance of completely clear skin with taltz. Taltz is proven to give you a chance at completely clear skin. With taltz, up to 90 of patients had a significant improvement of their psoriasis plaques. 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Calling all the angels, we calling all the angels, we must have an intervention the land and the air and marianne are in contention the land wants the tongue and the air wants the spirit but its all inside the heart and marianne wont let them near it said, are you still a lover boy . Are you still on the cover or did you become a valley boy out there . Are you still a lover boy . Still laughing on the cover or did you become a valley boy out there . And now one, three, two and four south, east, west and north and summer, water, fall and fire all has fallen out of order say one, three, and two and four to the south, a beast is born its pouring rain, and the earth is on fire so you finally became that bird on that wire and are you still a lover boy . And are you still a lover boy . Are you still on the cover or did you become a valley boy out there . Are you still a lover boy . Are you still on the cover or did you just run for cover, boy . Are you still a lover boy . 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Food has the power to transform lives. With the help of target, the San FranciscoMarin Food Bank addresses hunger headon in the community. Its the food banks goal to make sure that everyone has enough to eat. Our food pantries are vibrant. People feel welcomed, and theyre being respected. Hunger really is not just a moral issue that people should care about. We view it as a health issue. My team is really passionate about making sure that people in our community have healthy ways of finding food and learning more about nutrition along the way. Targets been a critical partner for over two decades. We have target folks in here today. We feel that. It helps our team members see the work that they do in the store every day. How that actually relates to their communities. Were going to continue our work until we make sure everyones fed. Cbs eye on the community is sponsored by target. Making our Community Even better, together. Because everyone likes easy. Sure do. 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