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All her little soccer outfits everywhere, she used to run around the studio here when she was 10 or 11 years old. Unbelievable so congratulations. Congratulations. Thanks for joining us. We hope to see you tomorrow. Bye bye. [ cheers and applause ] steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Jeremy Renner. Jay pharoah. Musical guest, the Avett Brothers. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 1979. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a hot crowd. Enjoy yourself. Thank you very much. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. Thank you. Well, guys, former president trumps hush money trial is winding down. And there have been lots of twists and turns so we thought wed simplify everything for you right now. Its time for the news in pictures. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] the news in pictures yeah jimmy now, trump has been on trial for over a month for making hush money payments to stormy daniels, and the evidence of about their affair has been eye opening. [ light laughter ] its been wild. At the end of each day in court, trump stands in the hallway and shouts at the media like a crazy person. [ laughter ] of course certain parts of the trial have been boring, but others have been absolutely electric. [ laughter ] but that didnt stop trump from falling asleep several times, which was super awkward. [ laughter ] trump actually claimed he would testify, but when the moment came, he completely froze. [ laughter ] but he knows his future is at stake and that his very freedom is teetering on the edge. [ light laughter ] meanwhile, the prosecution is just hoping that their case has reached the jury and wormed its way into their brains. [ laughter ] a lot of people think trump is guilty, so if hes found innocent, theyll be blown away. [ laughter ] overall, its been historic because weve never seen anything like this since america was born in is 1776. [ cheers and applause ] well, speaking of the former president , according to a new report, trumps attorneys found classified documents in his bedroom four months after the fbi searched maralago. The lawyers knew trump was hiding something when they saw a box labelled books. [ laughter ] four months after the fbi search of maralago, trumps lawyers found more classified documents in his bedroom. In response, this fbi agent said, we thought wed searched everywhere, but we must have missed some things. And this fbi agent said, trumps bedroom was searched, but not enough. And this person said, dont ask me. Ive never been in that room before. [ laughter and applause ] and listen to this. The Trump Campaign Just Announced that theyre now accepting donations in cryptocurrency. Not to be outdone, President Biden announced that hes now accepting werthers original and ear quarters. [ applause ] thats for you. That was behind your ear. Well, get this. Trumps social media company, truth social, just reported that in the First Quarter of this year, it made 770,000 and lost 328 million. [ laughter and cheers ] here to talk about their Business Plan is truth socials Vice President , roger garvin. Roger . [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thanks for having me, jimmy. Jimmy roger, youre spending millions and making almost nothing. How are you going to turn the ship around . Were going to do what the best businesses always do, jimmy. Were going to pivot. Jimmy pivot to what now . To a brandnew product that has a much lower overhead. Its called yelling into your trash can. [ light laughter ] jimmy what do you what do you mean . Basically you take any trash can, this one for instance. You bend over it. And then, whatever you would have posted on truth social, you just yell it into the trash can instead. Like this. Deep state Hunter Bidens laptop jimmy okay, i dont understand. Stop the steal do your own research jimmy no, no, no. I mean, i see how it works. But how are you going to make money from that . Oh, well, thats the great thing, jimmy. Its also a search engine. How to make money from yelling into a trash can . Please help [ cheers and applause ] jimmy okay, roger garvin. Roger garvin, everybody. Roger garvin. Of course, the new movie about trump just premiered at the Cannes Film Festival, and its causing a lot of controversy. Can we see the movie poster. No, no, guys wrong no, no, wrong wrong orange wrong orange guy. [ laughter ] sorry about that. But the Cannes Film Festival is underway, and it seems like the Standing Ovations keep getting longer and longer. Thats all youre reading about. Kevin costner got a 7minute standing ovation. Demi moore got an 11minute standing ovation. For more on this, lets check in live with a Cannes Film Festival audience member. Hello. [ cheers and applause ] hi, jimmy. Jimmy sir, what are you applauding for right now . I dont know anymore. [ laughter ] i just started clapping and i never stopped. That was three days ago. [ laughter ] jimmy three days . But why . Why are you doing this . Its peer pressure, jimmy. If i stop, the french cinephiles are going to think that i dont love movies enough. And theyre going to point to me and theyre gonna say jaccuse. [ laughter ] jimmy arent you in pain . What are you of course im in pain. Ive been standing for three days. Look at my hands. [ audience oohs ] jimmy oh, my god. Oh, my gosh. I havent had a square meal in days. Im paying a small french child to put steak frites into a a blender and feed it to me through a straw. Francois, donnemoi a manger maintenant. [ laughter and applause ] oh, god. Oh, god. Its its terrible. Jimmy then stop drinking it. No, i have to finish it, jimmy, so i can so i can use the cup as a bathroom. [ audience ohs ] jimmy okay. Very nice. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] guys, get this. President biden cancelled another 7. 7 billion in student loans. [ cheers ] bidens getting on the good side of young voters. Hes cancelling student debt, hes loosening marijuana laws, and then hes going to ruin it all by banning tiktok. Im just saying. [ laughter ] some, more news from washington. Today, the rnc headquarters was placed on lockdown after two vials of blood were delivered to the building. When he heard, Rudy Giuliani was like, oh, good, my lunch is here. [ applause ] guys, did you see this . A fire broke out at a tesla factory in california that started in an oven. Luckily, its a tesla factory, so the Fire Department was already there. [ applause ] guys, this is interesting. Apparently instead of asking their boss for paid time off, millennial employees are now quiet vacationing. Have you heard of this . Thats when they take vacations without telling their superiors. [ light laughter ] i was curious how often this happens. So, here now to give their perspective is a millennial writer at the show, brooks allison. Brooks, are you there . Hey jimmy, yeah im here, working hard. [ applause ] let me just say, this news story is totally bogus. Ive never thought about quiet vacationing. Jimmy yeah, thats what i thought too. I mean, it feels really unprofessional. I had the same thought. I mean, thats what our allotted Vacation Time is for. [ light laughter ] jimmy exactly. So, do you have any friends taking part in this type of behavior . If they are, i dont consider them my friends. Jfk, please. Gotta catch a flight to aruba. Jimmy all right. Well, thank you for clearing this up for me, brooks. You got it, boss man. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy all right. Very good. Hes a hard worker. I like that guy. Hes a good writer. Well, this is wild. A skydiver dropped his phone from 12,000 feet and later recovered it without a scratch. Yeah, the person it landed on is dead, but the phone is fine. [ laughter and applause ] its amazing. We have a great show tonight Jeremy Renner is here. Jeremy renner is here [ cheers and applause ] jay pharoah is joining us. And we got music from the Avett Brothers. Stick around. When we come back, were playing egg roulette with Jeremy Renner. Come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is easy. Is it . Jimmy this game is so easy. Get a napkin. Jimmy anyone can play. watch me by biig piig cause i feel it light up can you spark this fire . And watch me move for you move move and watch me move maybe you should settle down and watch me move marshalls buyers hustle for the latest trends, from fashion. Double denim is back. Got it to beauty, so you dont have to. 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Please welcome Jeremy Renner [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] higgins, would you like to explain how this works . Steve yes, james, i would love to. [ light laughter ] hello, jeremy. Hello. Steve in my hand i have one dozen eggs, one dozen. Eight of them are hard boiled, and four of them are still raw. You take turns selecting one egg at a time and smashing it upon the top of thine head. [ light laughter ] jimmy thine. Steve you wont know which eggs are raw and which are hardboiled. Once you choose an egg you must smash that egg upon your head, no putbacks. Jimmy okay. Steve first one to smash two eggs raw upon the head loses, jeremy. Loses, got you. Steve you are the our guest. All right. Steve would you care to choose . Jimmy sure. The primo nou ouveau ovum. [ laughter ] i havent seen you in a a while, you sound a little different. Jimmy the primo nouveau ovo. Yeah, very nice. [ talking over each other ] so you cant really touch or shake em, or anything . Jimmy no, the audience will help you if you want. I think this one. [ cheers and applause ] steve huevo fortuna jimmy how you feelin . [ bleep ] cold. Feels wet. Jimmy it feels wet . It feels wet to me. Jimmy dude, welcome to the show, man. [ light laughter ] were always we always let jump right back in. Come on. Yeah, i got metal plates on here, so itll crack real easy. [ laughter ] oh, god. It feels wet, dude. Jimmy it does not. Yes. Jimmy no, no, its probably cooked. It feels wet. [ drum roll ] [ cheers ] jimmy yeah do we dump it . Jimmy yeah. All right. Thats definitely jimmy that one looks that ones cooked. That one looks like its cooked, right . [ audience shouting ] it doesnt . It does . [ audience shouting ] steve oh, hey, oh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is easy. Is it . Jimmy this game is so easy. Get a napkin. Jimmy anyone can play. [ cheers and applause ] so easy. All right. Steve the odds are three to two. Six left, two raw fourraw, fourraw. Lets go right here on the end. [ cheers ] what . You see something i didnt, why are they screaming . Jimmy no, i dont know. They think that thats no, dont shake it. Oh, dont, dont, dont. [ laughter ] jimmy just go for it. [ audience ohs ] [ sad tuba ] [ applause ] all right, thats one. Thats one for me. Jimmy you know you can tell right there, youre like, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy you dont want to let go of it. Youre like, yeah, thats right, yeah. [ audience ohs ] you were hoping even after you hit it, that it was hard boiled, as it was dripping. Now now i know the feeling, yeah. Jimmy uh, i dont know if im gonna know the feeling, cause ive got a feeling im gonna grab this one. Steve oh [ cheers ] you wanna shake it . Jimmy im not gonna shake it. I dont have a good feeling about i dont have a good feeling about this. [ drum roll ] all right. Mayor of kingstown season three, paramount , thanks for coming on the show. Oh [ audience ohs ] [ sad tuba ] i knew it, i knew it, i knew it. It felt different. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy it felt different. It felt different, that one there. Steve that was a splatter. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy that was a good one. I felt confident, and right around here i lost all confidence. Steve its a barn burner. Jimmy its a barn all right, next one. So the next one loses, right . Jimmy if its raw, yeah, thats correct. Im doin it. Jimmy this is actually good conditioner for our hair. [ cheers ] steve good luck im not shaking it this time. Jimmy oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, baby. Here we go steve pick me, jimmy. Bokbokbok bkaw [ cheers ] oh jimmy oh no. Steve oh no. You touched it. You touched it. [ cheers ] [ cheers and applause ] it still could splatter if jimmy i know, yeah. Come on, man, steve four boiled, two raw. Here we go. Steve oh. [ cheers ] [ cheers and applause ] yeah, baby. Jimmy well done. Well done. Steve three boiled. Good luck, player two. Jimmy that ones bad. That ones im not going near that one. [ cheers ] steve you sure . Its good. [ cheers ] jimmy last time it was raw oh, no. [ light laughter ] you cant even see. Jimmy cant even see right now. [ cheers and applause ] this is a record. Its a record, dude. Steve 50 50. Oh, it is, isnt it . Steve two raw, two boiled. [ scattered applause ] jimmy thats not a good face. I dont feel good. This doesnt feel very good. Jimmy welcome back to the tonight show. Come on baby, lets go [ cheers and applause ] oh, my gosh. Yes steve two of these are boiled no, ones boiled. Ones boiled. Steve two are raw. Ohh. Jimmy its not that one, that ones bad. [ laughter ] thats the one ive been pointing at all game. Steve maybe thats the one you should take. Jimmy no steve the magic you seek is in the thing you fear. Jimmy ill ill give that ill give that to jeremy. Its my show and i make the rules. Lets go. Oh [ bell dinging ] [ sad tuba ] [ cheers and applause ] he did it. Jimmy thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about. We are talking to Jeremy Renner after the break. Stick around. No, no, dont do it again. Youre good. Youre good, youre good, you did it. [ cheers and applause ] shaq, you a dummy. How you gonna talk about people with money. Shaq, you gonna be okay cause youve got a million jobs and ive got subway with so many choices on booking. Com there are so many tina feys i could be. So i hired body doubles to help me out. Splurgy tina loves a hotel near rodeo drive. Oh tina wild tina booked a farm stay to ride this horse. Glenn close . with millions of possibilities you can book whoever you want to be. Thats my line booking. Com booking. Yeah i am obsessed with olays retinol body wash. With olay retinol body wash, 95 of women had visibly renewed skin. It makes my skin feel so smooth and moisturized. See the difference with olay. Its always down to the wire. Every single race were fighting for tenths of a second. 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I thought we we lost you for a second. For a second, we did, yeah. But i got some duct tape, and i got all put back together, its all good. Jimmy bud, i you were supposed to come on the show in january. I was kind of tied up last year. Yeah, i was pretty jimmy but what what . Well, look. He was so worried, he texted me by the way, i remember in the icu, dude, youre trending. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] no, im dying. Jimmy i wanted to make you laugh. Did it make you laugh . It did make me laugh. I wasnt sure if you were serious, but it was so funny. Jimmy i was like i didnt know what to do. Can you is it hard to talk about . Um, no, i think its pretty cathartic. I think its pretty quite healing. Its really kind of become it was way more popular of a a thing while i was out. I didnt know. And then so, it became much more other peoples story as it was mine, you know . Just because im the one that got injured doesnt mean anything. It happened to my parents. It happened to my poor daughter. It happened to a lot my poor nephew was there. All the eyes with me jimmy it affects everyone around you. Yeah, yeah, so the incident the incident affects everybody, right . Jimmy of course. So, i think it becomes, like, a lot of peoples stories. I do talk about it. Jimmy oh, thats so terrible. I do share about it. I have shared some about the recovery on social media and things like that. Jimmy but you were you were helping your nephew. I what was happening . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy and what is this machine that you were driving . Its a snowcat. Its they use it in ski resorts, and things like that, to plow runs and things like that. Jimmy but do you know how to operate those . Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah, ive had it for years. Its just one of those error moments, and, you know, terrible conditions, and, you know. It happened the way it happened. Jimmy but you were driving one of those. Yeah. Jimmy and then you used it to pull a car . I was pulling yeah, pulling a lot of things got stuck in the snow. We had, like, 12 feet of snow in, like, 3 days or something. So we were trapped in the house, we had no electricity for like three or four days, and there was like 25 of us. Were having fun, dont get me wrong, but we had a break in the weather, and so i wanted to get people outside and have fun. And to do that i had to clear the road, and in doing so, pulling the truck out of the long driveway, got caught up. Anyway, it got out of control, and the machine got out of my hands. And it was running into my nephew, and just crush him between the truck and the thing, so, i jump back on it or tried to and got caught up in the tracks. And i broke, like, 38 bones, and it was brutal, dude. It was brutal. Jimmy dude, im so 38 bones . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy like, how much of you is titanium right now . Well, this is metal. This right here, this right here. Jimmy your leg is metal. Yeah, half my face is metal. All the right side of my back is metal. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Ribs . The ribs, yeah, there was 14 breaks in the ribs. And, you know, but its like you know, you see, like, your eye, is like, with your other eye, its because my eyeball was out. So you just have, like, weird things kinda go through your head, right . Its like, well, i guess thats real, but, like, ill worry about that later. And i look at my legs, theyre all twisted up. And, ill worry about later. cause ive gotta worry about breathing first, right . Jimmy what did you panic . Did you . No, you cant. Youd die. Youd die then. Jimmy you dont youre just like, figure just calm try to remain calm and youre gonna get air lifted out of here . Well, theres wonderful lessons in that, right . I mean, i could go on and on about what happened the 45 minutes being on the ice. But the real learning lessons from it. Theres so many great gifts that being tested to your limits, right . Your physical limits, spiritual limits, right . Emotional limits. Its like, i wont have a bad day for the rest of my life. Its impossible, right . Theres that gift. Jimmy thats true, yeah. You know what i mean . Jimmy thats true, right, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] you already had it. So thats pretty awesome. But also, the idea of, you know, learning how to not panic, and how to focus. And how to like, in order to walk, you have to put one foot down, and then another foot in front of it, and then youre walking. Just like breathing, i had to exhale with all my might, so i could suck air back in. Didnt know i had a popped lung and all this other stuff going on. But i just had to breathe. If i didnt breathe, then i wouldve been gone, right . Forget the eyeball, and the all the titanium and broken bones, it doesnt matter, right . So thinking about it step by step, i think is really a great reminder of what we all should be looking at in life. If we get too stressed, or things are too difficult, or if its insurmountable odds, or whatever it might be, just put one foot down. And then put another foot down. And then move towards it, right . Jimmy youre a tough guy. Whatever it is. Jimmy youre a tough guy, bud. You really are amazing. [ cheers and applause ] i mean jimmy honestly, it means a a lot to me that youre even here tonight. And youre back to working now, okay . Yeah. Jimmy you go on mayor of kingstown this is season three you go back on set. Do you go i cant even believe i mean, i saw some of the rehab stuff that you posted. But even like, standing and walking. And you go, can i act . Do you doubt . Do you go, can i do physical stunts . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy can i say my lines . I mean, its all those things. I mean, thinking about, like, just going to do fiction . Its like, wow, man, my life is a real reality right now. And then just learning to walk and jimmy i cant even imagine. Like, i dont know if i want to go and learn some of these lines, and right . It just didnt but i got over that, cause i just kind of rethought about it. Like, maybe ill use having to work and getting back out in the world as like, i had to pull the bandaid off, and go do something and not just do rehab all my life, right . So, i had to do it. And i did want to get people back to work. It was just after the actors strike. And you know, just had to do it. It was touch and go at first, right . I had to lean on a lot of people physically and emotionally, and kind of had to walk on ice in dress shoes, and with busted old legs, you know . And my bodys a hot mess. But i came out of the show jimmy can you work a full day . Thats what the problem was. Its like, the you know, theyre 14hour days, you know. Theyre like, and action. I was like [ snoring ] jimmy yeah, yeah. Of course. Sleeping, yeah, yeah. So, i think they found ways to just work me more like a minor would, like, maybe six to eight hours they could work me, and give me like breaks and that kind of thing. Jimmy are you back up to 100 . I dont know what that is. But i expect to be, like, you know 150 by maybe the end of the year. Jimmy thats what im talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah. I dont know what 100 is, but [ cheers and applause ] yeah, yeah. And like, doing stunts doing stunts was, like, not on the docket for me. cause i was barely, you know, kind of walking around. Jimmy yeah. But, you know, i went up and just said, ill just try it. And put on these tennis shoes. Like, let me try it. Kind of just jimmy and youve got to get back. Muscle memory just kind of happened. Jimmy and you go, lets do this. Yeah yeah. And it wasnt i wasnt confident in it, by any means, but it happened. We got it done. I think thats even what the clip we even brought is part of that sequence, which is great. Jimmy yeah. But, yeah, man, its happening. Its moving forward. And its always nice to get a a little pat on the back of progress, right . And progress is great fuel to keep progressing. And my daughter, my familys been number one in that fuel. And i hope im sure that itll continue, cause i think its perpetual. Jimmy youre the best, buddy. Im so happy for you. Im so happy for you. [ cheers and applause ] and im trending. Im trending. Jimmy youre trending, dude. [ laughter ] i just wanted to make you laugh too, cause we love you. Youre a great friend of the show, and we really worried about you. And i go, what can i do . Of course i can just go, hey, im worried about you. But i also wanted to see if i could make you laugh a little. Yeah, yeah, you did. Jimmy im so happy, buddy. I want everyone to see a clip. Heres Jeremy Renner in the new season of mayor of kingstown. Take a look at this. What are we doing . Need your brass. Mikey, theres black, theres white. Youve gotta be [ bleep ] gray, [ bleep ] christ. Hey, he aint wrong, mikey. Hey, [ bleep ] you. Gimme the brass. Ian. Just gonna go [ bleep ] talk to him. Gimme the [ bleep ] brass. Two minutes. [ bleep ], mike. [ fighting sounds ] jimmy thats what im talking about [ cheers and applause ] thats exactly what im talking about thats how you do it. Jeremy renner mayor of kingstown returns for its third season june 2nd on paramount . Jay pharoah joins us after the break, stick around. We love you, bud. [ cheers and applause ] saving on your education should be a right, not a competition. At university of phoenix, our bachelors and masters scholarships are accessible to all. Youll get the best scholarship or savings you qualify for. Simple as that. Because everyone deserves an opportunity to save on their education without competing for it. Explore Scholarship Options at university of phoenix. 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Eleven thousand more neighborhoods to go vo ding dong homesdotcom. ominous music yes, ahh mom what is going on with you . Get out andy get out of my room get out mom andy. Fight fight i didnt say anything. Yes you did. ominous music ominous music [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a very funny actor and comedian, who is the host of a a brandnew game show called the quiz with balls [ light laughter ] which premieres may 28th at 9 00 p. M. On fox. Everyone please welcome jay pharoah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy jay pharoah come on, bud. Lets go. Jimmy ive got things to ask you about. Okay, i want to know about the quiz with balls, but first i heard em. I heard you laughing, i heard you. [ light laughter ] jimmy yes, i we have questions. I know theres yeah. I had questions too when i first heard it. Jimmy yes. I was like, what is this . You know . Jimmy we cant no. But theres actual theres inflated theres inflated balls. Jimmy okay, there, yes, i can say it. Yeah, i can say it. First off, youre one of my favorite impressionists in standups. Thank you. Jimmy thank you for coming. Youre on the road right now, look at all these dates right here. Youre busy traveling all over the world. [ cheers and applause ] look at these. You looking forward to this . Do you like being on the road . Do you like going . Man, i love it, man. I feel like as a comedian, man, our duty is to just make people forget about their problems, and i do that every weekend. Jimmy yeah. And you feel like youre saving the world. So i love it, man. Love saving the world. Jimmy yeah, good for you. Good, i love that. You were [ cheers and applause ] absolutely. Jimmy thank you for doing what youre doing. No, thank you, you know . Jimmy i was talking to you before the show. And we were saying youre fascinated with the Kendrick Lamar drake absolutely. Jimmy diss track stuff. Oh, its i dont know if youve heard this, but you know shaq made a diss track for shannon sharpe. And you yeah, i was like, what, why . Why did you do that . But hes dissing shannon sharpe, and actually shannon sent me his diss, and other celebrities sent me disses against shaq. So, im gonna do it here tonight for yall if i could. [ cheers and applause ] you know, ima do it. Jimmy i would be honored. Roots . Can we do it . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right, walk me through em. Hey hey were bout to were bout to if it wasnt for Katt Williams you would have no hope you always laughing but for real we dont hear no jokes i want all of the smoke im like the new Catholic Pope i seen you before porky pig thats all folks [ cheers and applause ] shannon sharpe. Listen listen look skip yeah [ laughter ] jealous brothers what its giving you look like you throw barrels at mario for a living you need to lose weight you look like a slob instead of dissing me you need to find yo ass another job [ cheers and applause ] hey shaq you a dummy how you gon talk about people with money shaq you gonna be okay cause youve got a million jobs and ive got subway [ cheers and applause ] look look this is blasphemous look this is blasphemous and hazardous and dastardous my vocab got a chipped tooth why . cause its fabulous oh shaq i dont think you shouldve asked for this come to first take ya assed out gluteus maximus [ cheers ] you dont yeah yeah 50. Yeah yeah yeah yeah you dont wanna mess with me brother i go ham im a grown man make your ass famous on instagram pose a threat to me ill take you down put you on the internet ill break you down ha ha ha ha ha [ cheers ] yeah yeah look look all lies will be exposed in 2024 ay my interviews sold tickets for every comedians tour ay [ cheers ] and the truths coming out so much more instore ay probably from your favorite artist you wont like em anymore and jimmy. I got one for you too. But its a complement track. Yall gotta hear this. Here we go. Look its great its so great look my smile bring joy like walmart gentrified fanbase from whole foods to pathmark higgins is my guy Lorne Michaels gave me my start goin ten years strong late night got the worlds heart yeah and the ratings are the proof in another ten years ima be here with the roots ive got a whole family of fallons hella cute been on late night so long i could be a dj booth bitch im the truth fallon is the truth fallon is the truth late night is the proof [ cheers and applause ] Jimmy Jimmy Fallon he a late night god Jimmy Jimmy Fallon he the late night god mm mm mm mm roots are the squad mm mm mm mm Steve Higgins is the squad say late night ho audience late night ho late night ho audience late night ho congratulate congratulate congratulate congratulate say late night ho audience late night ho late night ho audience late night ho congratulate congratulate congratulate congratulate jimmy come on. Thats jay pharoah [ cheers and applause ] wow. Yes jimmy wow. Yes jimmy dude. Give it up jimmy come on. Come on. Jimmy thats thank you very much. That was so great. Amazing. Youre so great, man. Yeah, come on, people. I love this show. I love doing it. Its good. [ cheers and applause ] its good. Jimmy who who is that . Thats you, man. Its jimmy fallon, man. Yeah, its great, man. Its great. [ cheers and applause ] all right. Whoo jimmy unbelievable. Whoo jimmy you are unbelievably talented. Come on. Jimmy thank you, buddy. Jay pharoah. Thank you. Jimmy come on, that Katt Williams, unbelievable. Ah, thats amazing. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy amazing. Thank you, brother. Jimmy you always show up. Thank you so much for coming and always bringing something fun. That was amazing, bud. Thank you for doing this. And by the way, i was going to ask you, did you ever did you ever meet anyone you did an impression of that theyre like i mean, everyone probably likes it. Not everybody. You know, yes. But the people that ive met jayz had no problem with it whatsoever. I remember he was it was him and justin timberlake, and they were doing suit tie, and i felt jayz in the room. I said, jayzs here. I didnt even know he was here. I felt him. You can feel hov. Its almost like you can hear his gigglish him giglling in the background. [ giggling ] you can hear that. [ laughter ] looking around at everything. So so he gets up, he does suit tie. I and its goodnights, you know . Were all under the bleachers, were waiting. And jayz is right there. And all his whole crew goes, yo, do jayz i said, no, not right now, homie, not right now [ laughter ] and jayz looked at me like, yeah, you know, go ahead, do it. [ light laughter ] and i did it. And i did it, and he looked at me, goes, yeah, wow. You know, that was that was pretty accurate. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy he likes comedy. Yeah, man. Jimmy hes a fan of comedy, so i think hed dig that. You know, another person a a fan of comedy is barack obama. So, i met barack. And i did barack in front of barack. I was so scared though, man. It was a private event. cause he was the president at the time. So if he wants to uh, snap his fingers. And its over, you know what im saying . [ cheers and laughter ] snap his fingers and its over. Jimmy snap his fingers. So, im doing obama. Im doing a pause, im doing an impression of obama jimmy okay, thank you, yes. Im doing an impression jimmy thank you for clarifying. Listen, you have to be very careful what you say today. Jimmy thank you for clarifying, yes, yes. The news is watching, okay . [ light laughter ] all right. Youve gotta be careful. So, i walk down the stairs, and i see obama there. And im doing an impression of him. And im checking to see if he likes it, and he looked at me. He went like i went like this, he goes ah, youre doing pretty good. [ laughter ] youre doing pretty good. Actually, im gonna be the comedian, and hes gonna take over the country. [ light laughter ] and the top of his hairs going to look like sisqo. [ light laughter ] thats whats gonna happen. [ applause ] so he loved it. He loved it. He loved it. Jimmy thats so funny, man. I want to talk about quiz with balls. Yes, the quiz with balls. Jimmy this is, like, family feud its like family feud crossed with wipeout. Yall remember wipeout . Jimmy oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy so if you get it wrong, a giant Indiana Jones ball will come behind you and knock you knock you right into the jimmy or grandma into the pool. Yep. [ light laughter ] you will get baptized involuntarily. [ laughter ] jimmy thats what im talking about. Yes, thats what happens. Jimmy and some good trivia. Are you having fun doing . I am. You know whats the most fun part about it is, like, you can play along at home and you learn things. Youre not just watching people get hit with balls. Pause. You [ light laughter ] i have to you, you know you know how hard it was i had to get comfortable with saying balls so many times, man. [ laughter ] a whole bunch of balls. Jimmy youre doing a great job, yes. Thank you. Jimmy yeah. Thank you. Jimmy but i think youre good at this cause also comedians are good with crowd work. Absolutely. Jimmy and so, youre just meeting everyday people and youre trying to make them money. Yeah. Jimmy and also watching their family members get knocked into water. Absolutely. And you really you really root for the families, though, man. And the grand prize is 100,000. Who couldnt use that in todays economy . [ cheers and applause ] you know, who couldnt use that, man . Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. Heres a clip of the quiz with balls. Check this out. Which of these people walked on the moon . You picked Eugene Cernan and john glenn. And youre certain of john glenn . 100 . I want to find out. Lets release three balls. Lets do this. Lets roll. John glenn, yuri gagarin, and alan shepard. Release those balls. [ machinery whirring ] [ cheers and applause ] oh alan shepard was one of the answers, he landed on the moon in 1971. Man lost his voice and his glasses tonight. [ light laughter ] jimmy come on. [ cheers and applause ] thats jay pharoah, everyone. The quiz with balls premieres may 28 th at 9 00 p. M. On fox. Well be right back with a a performance from the Avett Brothers. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] engineered to minimize noise. And built for adventure. Which can also be your own quiet cabin in the woods. The fully electric q8 etron. An electric vehicle that recharges you. How we get there matters. These days everyone is staring at screens, and watching their spending. Good vision is more important than ever, but so is saving. Thats why americas best includes a free eye exam when you buy two pairs of glasses for just 79. 95. Book an exam online today. 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[ cheers and applause ] i got regret soul debt gotta get one hit sunlit unfit still owe my alma mater nightmare slow throwin haymakers underwater gotta get my hair right love you goodnight gotta get cleaned up dressed up pressed up sun down comes around find me with my head down toes turned in with my hands in my pockets like a present day hesitatin Huckleberry Finn so i sneak out peace out peek out the curtains of a blackedout bedroom passedout Cartoon Version of a person with a whole herd of sheep just countin in a circle with some capital zs never find me waiting kindly for someone to come remind me why i struggle so well its all for the love of a girl i got one older brother hes a fighter and a lover and every other day he seems to rediscover what the underlying meaning of the dreaming and the scheming is history colliding with the soul and the showbiz dont save much for a touchdown celebration runnin out the tunnel of a hundredfoot elevator racin through the scene like a drop of gasoline in a 427 in a ford galaxy never find him waiting patient for someone to come explain it why he suffers so well its all for the love of a girl its a hard up hard luck planet that were livin on heartache partaken of the blue ribbon on most of the trails that we didnt put rails on showing at the funeral home with bells on gotta get woken up opened up all the way lawyer on the phone saying hey i just called to say still two or three bills in the mail on the way hope you doin all right hope ya had a great day well as a matter of fact i aint really doin half bad i was out running errands from early til half past four and i got a good deal on flowers at the Grocery Store [ cheers and applause ] never find me waiting kindly for someone to come remind me why i struggle so why i struggle so well its all for the love of a girl [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on, now. Come on thats how you do it. That is how you do it, right there. Unbelievable. The Avett Brothers [ cheers and applause ] catch their musical, swept away, on broadway this fall, its great. Well be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] get exclusive offers on select new volvo models. Contact your volvo retailer to learn more. A slow network is no network for business. Contac thats why moreailer choose comcast business. And now, were introducing ultimate speed for business our fastest plans yet. Were up to 12 times faster than verizon, at t, and tmobile. And existing customers could even get up to triple the speeds. At no additional cost. Its ultimate speed for ultimate business. Dont miss out on our fastest speed plans yet switch to comcast business and get started for 49. 99 a month. Plus, ask how to get up to an 800 prepaid card. Call today [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Jeremy Renner, jay pharoah, the Avett Brothers [ cheers and applause ] check out their broadway show. And the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. Thank you for watching. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Goodnight, everybody. Byebye. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight liev schreiber. Star of girls5eva, actress busy philipps. An allnew closer loo

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