Average is about four weddings a day, today about 24. Oh my gosh, because of [ cheers and applause ] steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests conan obrien, Nicole Richie, musical guests, Liam Gallagher and john squire, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 3000. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy too hot. Too hot to trot. Thank you very much. I love you. Enjoy yourself. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] well guys, im very excited about this conan obrien is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Just a quick warning, when two pale irish guys stand next to each other, its time to put your eclipse glasses back on. [ laughter and applause ] yep, conan obrien is back on the tonight show. I was so excited. til my dad called and said, oh, good, i always preferred you at 12 30. And i go [ laughter ] im so happy that conan is here. I was thinking about all his fantastic bits. And one of my favorites was if they made it, where he takes two celebrity photos and we see what itd look like if they had a baby. [ light laughter ] can we can we see photos of both of us . A handsome pair. [ light laughter ] can we see what our child would look like if we mated . [ laughter ] oh, perfect, thats perfect. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, ill take that, thats pretty good. Well, it was a beautiful, sunny, spring day here in new york city with temperatures in the 70s. [ cheers and applause ] after yesterdays eclipse and todays sun, everyone in new york had resting joe biden face. [ laughter and applause ] speaking of the president , i saw that all the Major Networks wrote an open letter urging biden and former President Trump to debate. Yep, all the Major Networks want to air a biden trump debate. On nbc, they would present it as law order svu aarp. [ laughter and applause ] on abc they would present it as the golden bachelors tell all. [ laughter ] and on cbs, they would present the debate as super old sheldons. [ laughter and applause ] either way, itd be great. Well, listen to this, the judge in trumps hush money trial released a questionnaire for potential jurors. And it asked questions like, whether they believe in qanon, use truth social or attend trump rallies. In other words, he wants to know are you Marjorie Taylor greene . [ laughter and applause ] he can ask potential jurors as many as 42 questions. Or, if youre wearing antlers, zero. [ laughter ] but trump is busy. Trump is busy. Hes got fundraisers, he has meetings, court dates. Yeah, his schedule is all over the place. If youre having trouble keeping track, let me help you out. Sunday, campaign. Monday, court. Tuesday, campaign. Wednesday, back to court. [ light laughter ] thursday, campaign, raise some money. Friday, court case, lose that money. Fly to florida on the go. Doing taxes, how bout no . [ laughter ] buy truth social failing stock. Never post without caps lock. Selling bibles, only hope. Kind of like an orange pope. Hats and sneakers, payment plan. Pretty soon on onlyfans. Back to florida, need vacay. Wait for album by taytay. Need to fundraise, debt so big. Yell the powerball is rigged. New gag order violate. Stormy turns down second date. D. C. , new york, back to florida. Wear more makeup than sephora. Here, there, here, the stock went lower. Fix your hair with a leaf blower. [ laughter ] bing bong, ding dong, having fun. Stare directly at the sun. [ cheers and applause ] hope that helps. Hey, i want to say congrats to the uconn huskies on becoming backtoback National Champions [ cheers and applause ] uconn yep, fans in connecticut went crazy. Celebrations got so wild that someone looted a talbots. [ laughter and applause ] people flipping over jaguars in boat shoes, it was crazy. You guys see this . For the first time in 200 years, a rare double brood of cicadas is about to emerge in the u. S. [ audience ohs ] first an earthquake, then a a solar eclipse, now a rare double brood of cicadas. Also, right outside there are four guys on horses ready to take us to central park. [ laughter ] whats going on . Whats going on right now . [ applause ] well, get this, i read that lawmakers just unveiled a a bipartisan bill that would give americans a basic right to digital privacy. Yeah. So basically, Clear History is like the close door button on an elevator. You feel good pressing it, but it doesnt do anything. [ laughter and applause ] some business news, tiktok is planning to release a new photo sharing app to compete with instagram. Finally, something you can do with the two hours that youre not on tiktok. [ laughter ] speaking of tiktok, Senate Republican leader Mitch Mcconnell just called for action on the bill to restrict tiktok. Mcconnell hates tiktok, cause whenever he freezes, his staffers slap him with a a tortilla. [ laughter ] [ slap sound effect ] we have a great show. Give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what a show we have for you tonight. He is a late night legend, and he is back in the building tonight. He hosts the very popular podcast, conan obrien needs a a friend. And his new series, conan obrien must go is available april 18th on max. Conan obrien is here this evening. [ cheers and applause ] i cant wait to talk to him. I always love talking to conan. He was my first ever late night talk show. Or my first talk show in general. Steve ever, yeah. Jimmy yeah, for a lot of people. But he was in the building, we were upstairs, and wed run down, and it was just fun to see him back in the hallway, and i cant wait to talk to him. Its going to be fun. Also, she stars in the new movie dont tell mom the babysitters dead, which is in theaters nationwide this friday. Nicole richie is joining us [ cheers and applause ] and weve got great music [ cheers and applause ] Liam Gallagher and john squire are here tonight come on. [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about. Hey, everybody, now that march madness is over, we can focus on the bracket that really matters the one where we pick the next book for the Fallon Book Club spring read. [ light laughter ] now, we started off with 16 books, and there were some upsets along the way, some cinderella stories. Now were down to our final two, okay . We have nightwatching by tracy sierra, going up against how to solve your own murder by kristen perrin. Theyre both great books, full of thousands of words. [ laughter ] and and last time we read the first sentence for each for the first chapter. And so now i think everyone in america is hooked on both stories. Theyre actually both great books, but only one can win. So, please vote. You can use this qr code here, or go to fallonbookclub. Com. Yep, and were gonna announce the winner on tomorrow nights show. Should i read another random sentence maybe . Steve please. Jimmy do you want another random . [ cheers and applause ] all right, this is nightwatching. Again, by the way, its neck and neck, the voting. Its really close. I mean, its like 37,500something to its that many votes. But its only down to, like, maybe 100 or 50 votes, so either one could win. Steve ooh. Jimmy and whichever one wins is the one that were all going to read, together. Thats the way it works. [ scatterer applause ] all right, just a random random sentence. Steve all right, random. Jimmy random. Tell me tell me when to stop. Steve stop. Jimmy the man and woman were turning red, blue, red, blue, colored lights flashing through the windows. Steve ooh [ audience oohs ] jimmy thats happening. Nightwatching. Theres an intruder, i know that. Steve right, in the house. Theres somebody in that house, right . Jimmy yeah, thats the thing that i read yesterday, that theres someone in the house. Steve thats the number one sentence. Jimmy now theres blue and red and blue flashing lights. Steve you dont know whats going on. Jimmy youve gotta read the book. All right, ready . Random this is now this is how to solve your own murder. Random sentence. Here we go. [ drumroll ] steve boom jimmy its okay. Ill take the rest of the stuff with me and get it all back to you later. [ laughter ] thats pretty good. Steve wow. Jimmy thats pretty good. That could mean not anything. Steve yeah, that could be stuff. Jimmy what is he taking . Whats he bringing back . Steve murdersolvin stuff. Jimmy yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] guys, go on our website. Please vote. Weve got almost 800,000 votes in here. This is a big deal. People want to read. [ cheers and applause ] voting ends tonight at 12 30. Go to fallonbookclub. Com. When we come back, everybody, conan obrien will be on the program. Come on back. [ cheers and applause ] its a true story. What i would do for years and you can see it on tape is i would get up from my the desk when i introduced, its bono, from u2, whatever. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. And i would get up. And i would go like this [ laughter ] and i would greet them and then i would place them in the chair. [ laughter ] and then i would go back. [ cheers and applause ] coi leray metro boomin, enjoy yourself new axe black vanilla . Yum he like when i get dressed, i live life with no stress, he said thats my best flex. I hopped on a big plane, said im doing big things, gonna bring out the champagne. Yeah. Baby im cool, yeah, you know what to do, yeah, we got nothing to lose. 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Just you wait. Youre not waiting to win, youre ready marci right. So, tell us about this corn festival . stylist 1 oooh you got your corn pudding. You got your corn chowder. marci so. Is it safe around here . stylist 2 sometimes. luke if a family of eight were to need a cold plunge, where would they find it . stylist 1 . And then they dip it in butter, then bam, it goes right in. stylist 2 . Really cute vampire bar. stylist 1 the reverend does like a blessing on the corn. luke donut shops. How far from here . marci no eyebrows . luke think of how light itll feel in the summer. Weve got to run. Eleven thousand more neighborhoods to go vo ding dong homesdotcom. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is an emmywinning writer and latenight legend. He hosts the very popular podcast conan obrien needs a a friend. And his new series conan obrien must go is available april 18th on max. [ drumroll ] everyone, please welcome conan obrien [ cheers and applause ] questlove nbc studios in new york, its late night with conan obrien. With andy richter and the max weinberg 7. And now, heres the guest, conan obrien [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a standing o. Thats what were talking about. Thats right. Thats right. [ cheers and applause ] come on. [ cheers and applause ] oh, that was a standing ovation. That was man, that was come on knock it off [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats gotta feel good. Thats gotta feel you know, i know you meant well, but i have the tonight show for ten minutes and you just ate into my time. [ laughter ] jimmy well give you time. This is all the time i have. Knock it off jimmy standing up on this desk, i was almost as tall as you are. Youre a very tall individual. Yes, im a freak. Yeah, its not good. Im a kind of height and many people have said that its that would hurt your career to be that tall. I was told that there were over the years, guests that might not want to come on, especially male actors that are smaller. cause i would tower over them. So, its a true story. What i would do for years and you can see it on tape is i would get up from my desk when i introduced, its bono, from u2, whatever. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. And i would get up. And i would go like this [ laughter ] and i would greet them and then i would place them in the chair. [ laughter ] and then i would go back. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you picked them up and placed them. Picked em up jimmy and put them in the chair. Pat them on the back. Sometimes a little burp. Jimmy thats nice of you. [ light laughter ] theyd just had their bottle. Who can say . But no, i was selfconscious about that. I didnt want to as you know, if youre the host, you want to make sure that everyones comfortable. And i didnt want to be this big muppets puppet dangling over everybody, so i was constantly crouching. Jimmy yeah, i remember that was intimidating when the first time i met you. And because of your height, but its just also like, youre larger than life. cause we know you from from tv. Yeah, well, the words iconic. [ laughter ] so stupid. Jimmy all right, just say iconic. No. Jimmy i didnt sorry what the hell was that . [ laughter ] um, no, seriously. It is something that well, i remember very well the first time i think you came on, we had you on as a guest. Jimmy yeah, you were my first ever talk show. And i thank you so much for this. I have a photo here. Oh, like im not gonna have you or yeah, this is us jimmy 1999, this is. This is 19 [ laughter and ohs ] yeah. [ cheers and applause ] that is us. Thats 1954. [ laughter ] jimmy i was honored to be on your show. And im honored that youre you know what i remember though, most . Jimmy what . You were on the show, great. I come out in the hallway and your parents you remember this . Your parents are in the hall, which is right here. His parents are in the hall, and they were like, how did jimmy do . [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my gosh. And so, i just said, that kids goin all the way jimmy yeah and your parents were like, conan says hes going all the way. Jimmy yes, thats right. And then i realized, i say that to everybody. Jimmy no, you [ laughter ] i say that to stew schmitzel. [ laughter ] no, you remember who stew schmitzel is . Jimmy yeah, seriously, i love stew schmitzel. No, but i remember there were so sweet. And i remember you were great right away, so it all worked out. Jimmy no, my gosh, i cant thank you enough. Even seeing you in the hallway, i was like its weird to come back. Its weird. I havent been in this building for such a long time. And i havent been on this floor jimmy yeah, what was it like . In forever. Jimmy did flashbacks happen . Did you you have strange memories of i mean, i was here 16 years doing the late night show, before we went out to l. A. , and right across the hall and i just all these memories came flooding back to me. And the first thing that will hit you, and it will hit you, too, because one day youll have this show as long as you want it, but when youre 98, youll move on. And someone else [ light laughter ] someone else will be in this studio. Jimmy yeah. When someone else is in your studio, it feels weird. So i walked in and i said, whos in my old studio . And they said, Kelly Clarkson. Jimmy yeah. And i i love Kelly Clarkson. Who doesnt love Kelly Clarkson . But still i felt like, its not right [ laughter ] jimmy it should be a a museum blasphemy jimmy that should be a a museum they shouldve burned it to the ground [ laughter ] then kelly came out to say hi, and i said, dont talk to me [ laughter ] you make me sick jimmy you took it wow. I did, i feel terrible, kelly. Jimmy took it to a i really do. But, no jimmy what do you remember . Do you remember, like, doing the show like, when you first i remember really crazy memories of stuff that happened back in the 90s that seem surreal now, but we had a show that we were getting ready to do. And about 45 minutes before the show or maybe longer than that but not long before the show, there was a fire somewhere in the building. And they said, were clearing it all out. We decided to do the show anyway. So, we went down to the skating rink. The guest was samuel l. Jackson. Andy richter, my sidekick and i, ran into a Sharper Image and bought one of those massage chairs, put it out next to the rink, and samuel l. Jackson is like, sitting there. [ laughter ] the coolest guy in the world, but no one can make one of those chairs cool. Jimmy nah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And hes sitting there and i those are the things i dont know about you, but when i, in my life now, ride around manhattan, all i remember is, i remember being, you know, dressed in a loin cloth on that corner, and dunking myself chicken broth. Like, just stupid idiotic things, you get flash memories. And any other doctor would say, oh, you know, youre mentally ill, youre going insane. No, no, these are things i really did. Jimmy these are real things. That youve done, yeah. Jimmy yeah, its do you walk around the city now . I mean, does new york city feel like i know you live in los angeles. But new york city feel like your home . Do you walk around people must recognize you all the time . Yeah, people are so nice to me. And one of the things that interesting about me, and i dont theres two times of people in our business. There are people that are very happy to do a selfie, and people that are shy about it, dont really want to do it. Im guessing youre like me. Im always like, of course ill do a selfie. Jimmy yeah, why not . Takes a second, makes them happy. And so i do a lot of selfies in new york. But my favorite was, i went to boston recently. Thats where my my parents are still up in boston, my family is still up in boston. And i was going to logan airport, going through the line, the tsa line. And im you know, you go through the line, youre taking off your belt, youre taking off your shoes. This really nice young guy in a a white shirt, and a baseball cap, starts chatting with me. And he said, you know, conan, i love the podcast. I also i really love the old late night clips. I watch em all the time. And, you know, i also really like the stuff you did with the simpsons. and im like hes so nice. And im saying, thank you so much. Then we both go through the tsa thing. He goes through. I go through. I collect all my stuff. You know the way youre kind of distracted . I put my belt on. Get my shoes back on on. I turn around, see the guy, white shirt, hat. And i go, you know what . Les do a selfie. Come on. Come here, lets do a selfie. And the guy goes, um, okay. [ laughter ] and i said, come on selfie, lets go lets go, you knuckle head. And i get him, like, in a head lock. And he does the selfie. And just as hes taking it, i look, my guy is over there. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy who was this . [ rim shot ] who was this guy . This is just a guy whos also wearing a white shirt [ laughter ] and a baseball cap, which is pretty effing common. [ laughter ] so, rewind that story now, and see it from his point of view. Hes waiting for his wife to come through. Conan obrien comes through, and is like, hey selfie, get in here come on [ laughter ] come on get over here [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about. And i told the guy, i feel so but you can delete it. And he looked like he was on the fence [ laughter ] about deleting it. I felt terrible. But i love moments like that where i go right back down to, whatever you think youve achieved in life jimmy immediately humbled. There is a guy who thinks, i met conan obrien. Hes just an insane ahole. [ laughter ] jimmy guys, more with conan obrien when we come back. Were going to talk a lot of things. Oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy didnt you get a pet from prince . Yes, prince got me my first dog, yes. [ audience aws ] yeah. Jimmy i mean, how do you remember this . I mean, do you remember, like, where you were . I remember because the dogs name was god. [ laughter ] this looks like an actual farm. It looks cute on the app. [farm animal sounds] meanwhile, at a vrbo. When other Vacation Rentals arent what theyre cracked up to be, try one where you know what youll get. Every day, more dog people are deciding its time for a fresh approach to pet food. Developed with vets. Made from real meat and veggies. Portioned for your dog. And delivered right to your door. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Conan obrien is with us this evening. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations on the podcast, conan obrien needs a friend. Thats celebrating five years. Yeah. And whats been fun is that [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its fantastic. It started it started as almost kind of a joke. And then it really blew up. And its been so much fun. And i do it with sona movsesian, matt gourley jimmy oh, theyre great, just hilarious. Theyre just yeah. And shes herself. Shes my assistant in real life, and always mouths off to me, and doesnt care, and shes wonderful. Jimmy you cant buy that chemistry. Shout out to sona. And and i love doing it because as much i adored this job. As you can attest, this is the best job in the world. But there is a thing where you talk to these people and, you know, its like, six minutes and then take a break. Seven minutes, take a break. Jimmy thats our show. Because you you gotta make sure you thats the format. And now i talk to people for an hour, and i just jimmy wow talked to, you know, one of my alltime heroes from when i was a kid, carol burnett. Jimmy oh, gosh. And i talked to her for an hour. And i left the interview, and im driving home thinking about me as a kid sitting on the heating grate, you know, in brookline, mass. , with my family, cause whoever got the heating grate got the heat. Jimmy thats yeah. [ laughter ] and watching carol burnett, and how she was Television Comedy to me for a while. And the fact that i just spent an hour with her and had a mind meld. And im practically crying. Im irish catholic, i cant really cry, but [ laughter ] we jam everything down. Jimmy yeah, were always crying. Yeah, if we need a few drinks. Then we cry about anything. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. The drinks gone [ light laughter ] but i just i dont know. I was very emotional. And i thought i loved this, i absolutely adored it. But this is a nice thing to do at this stage in my life, its really fun. So i had a great time with it. Jimmy when you did this job, you you met everybody. You interviewed everybody. Was there anyone, if i just i know people ask you this question, but i bet you we have one person in common, which is mccartney, cause were both beatle fanatics. So, the times that ive had a a chance to, a couple of times, interact with Paul Mccartney jimmy he almost acts like hes doing an impression of Paul Mccartney. He is, yeah. And im sure you have one. Jimmy youre like, no, thats i go well, you know, thats great, jimmy. You know, thats good. [ light laughter ] and i go, dont do that. I go, wait, you are Paul Mccartney. Yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy thats his actual youre not doing an impression. But i for me i have to say the most unique person was prince because, you know, just people talk about talent and then you see one person whos there is 75,000 talented people in one person. But also it was he had this sort of trickster thing about him. Do you know what im talking about . cause im sure you met him, too. Jimmy he was fun like that. He was almost like a batman villain who was perfect looking, but also playing little mind games on you in a a fun way. [ light laughter ] and i so i did this benefit once. Tiger woods asked me to emcee a a benefit, and so im out in las vegas, and im hosting this benefit, and they got everybody to be on this thing. And the closer is gonna be Stevie Wonder. And so i say, ladies and gentlemen, Stevie Wonder. And thered been a rumor that prince was gonna join Stevie Wonder on stage for the last song. And i was like, that would be amazing. Jimmy yeah. So i go back. I say, ladies and gentlemen, Stevie Wonder. He comes out, he starts to play. I go backstage, and im standing there, and then you just feel a presence. I just felt a presence. And i look over, its prince. And hes the most perfect looking right . Person in the world. Like, just beautiful skin, wearing like, a turquoise bodysuit. Just perfect. And hes just standing there, and he looks like hes made out of porcelain. Just gorgeous, seriously. [ laughter ] jimmy hes like a statue of prince. Hes like a statue of prince. Hes absolutely and hes gorgeous, beautiful. And i just look over at him just as he looks at me and he goes, hi. [ laughter ] and i go, hi, hi uh, hello. And i dont know what to call him, cause his name was changing. And im like, oh, fred. [ laughter ] jimmy no, definitely wasnt yeah. Wasnt fred. Jimmy you tried. I really screwed up. No, but i said, this is exciting. Are you gonna play with Stevie Wonder . And he went, no. And i said, oh, youre not gonna play with Stevie Wonder . And he went, no. They tried to get me to but it just felt i dont feel it tonight. And i said, oh. And i said, so, huh, because thats what theyre saying. And he went no, it was a a rumor. Just a rumor. Just a rumor, not gonna play with Stevie Wonder. And i went, oh, okay. So then i listen and out on the audience, Stevie Wonder starts to play the opening to superstition, you know, on the piano. He starts to play it. And just then i see some motion, and out of the corner of my eye, a guy has put a a guitar over prince. [ light laughter ] and he starts playing the guitar lick, cause hes radioed in. [ vocalizing ] and he looked at me and he says, bye [ laughter ] and walks out. Just walks out, like, bye [ vocalizing ] jimmy why . Yeah, and then ill teach it to you guys, jesus. [ laughter ] jimmy why . But but anyway and i was like [ laughter ] why why . And then i realized, theres a a beauty to it. Its a surprise. So its a surprise for the, whatever, 30,000 people in the crowd. But also for conan, too. Jimmy see, he didnt let anyone down. Or i just was like, that is so weird, but i also loved it. Jimmy talk to me about conan obrien must go. I wont. [ laughter ] i always wanted a guest that would do that. Were doing this podcast and its been a lot of fun, and then i started to think im only talking to celebrities, which is great, but i love talking to people out in the world. So we started getting calls from all around the world to talk to me. And so i started talking to anyone, anywhere in the world. And we started to notice that some of them would say, hey, if youre ever in, you know, my weird corner of the world in tunisia or whatever, stop by. Jimmy norway, or and i thought, wait a a minute. I would love to do a show where i surprise my podcast guests. Not tell them ahead of time, and then get involved in their lives. So, um [ laughter ] for better and often for worse [ laughter ] and so we went to four different countries. Its four different specials where i do that. And its really fun, and im jimmy thailand, you went to ireland, you went to argentina. Yeah. Jimmy and they have no idea that youre coming. And you go they dont know. And we actually, we brought a a clip of this is me talking to i did a podcast, a kid called in named jarle. Hes half of a hiphop duo in bergen, norway. And he does not seem like part of a hiphop duo. But i end up surprising him in his own country. He didnt know i was coming. And then i end up with his hiphop partner cutting i cut a vocal with them. And i am determined to get this song to the top of the charts in norway. [ light laughter ] were gonna get this song. Its gonna be number one in norway. You dont see the song in this clip. But this is me, i think, showing up unannounced in bergen, norway. Jimmy here we go, heres conan obrien must go. Check it out. Hey, jarle, come on out here holy [ bleep ] haha, look [ laughter ] oh, my god. Youre trembling. Wow, this is crazy. Yeah, of course, im in my goddamn crocs out here. Thats okay. Show me the apartment first. You mind if i just check out what you got in here . Go for it. Look at this. He has one spoon. [ laughter ] you have left this open, and its a solid block. How old is this bread . One week. [ crunching ] [ light laughter ] [ thudding ] [ laughter ] you know whats great about this bread . You can use it to break up the cereal. [ crunching ] [ laughter ] look at this ah, god damn it. Look at this. These are your goddamn potatoes. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] hes such a nice kid. Jimmy conan obrien must go premieres april 18th on max. Conan, i just want to say thank you for always being so nice to me. Thank you for having me on let me say one thing really quick. I have to say, im just very happy for you. Ive had the honor of meeting every tonight show host going back to steve allen. And i think what youve done with this show is beautiful. You made it your own. Youve done so much great quality work. And i couldnt be happier for you, you know . I really am thrilled for you. [ cheers and applause ] and you deserve all good things. Jimmy thank you, buddy. I want to say that. Jimmy you raised the bar. You raised the bar, made me work hard. Conan obrien, everybody. Thank you. Well be right back with more tonight show. Come on back. [ cheers and applause ] vo its shrimp your way. Choose three flavors for just 20. Like new street corn shrimp. And our famous garlic shrimp scampi. Its time to grab some cheddar bays and get flavorfull. Hurry in to try shrimp your way, only at red lobster. If your moderate to severe Crohns Disease or Ulcerative Colitis symptoms are stopping you in your tracks. Choose stelara® from the start. And move toward relief after the first dose. With injections every two months. Stelara® may increase your risk of infections, some serious, and cancer. Before treatment, get tested for tb. Tell your doctor if youve had an infection, flulike symptoms, sores, new skin growths, have had cancer, or if you need a vaccine. Pres, a rare, potentially fatal brain condition, may be possible. 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Jimmy for your pets and your animals. Yes, tiger lily sprinkle winks is my other cat [ light laughter ] and she was very upset when lavender bumblebee came into the mix. But now theyre best friends. Jimmy yeah. Always into animals . Always into pets growing up . I have been. You know, i so, when i was around 10 or 11, paris hilton and i used to drive to there was a pet store on la cienega in l. A. And we would buy pet rats. And we just liked buying rats. We just, like, liked doing it. Jimmy rats were your pet of choice . Yes. [ laughter ] yes. Yeah. I dont know why. I actually hate rats now. So i dont know why i we were into them. But we were. Jimmy how many rats did you end up having . I had a lot. And i named them all after Beverly Hills 90210 characters because that was my favorite show. Jimmy yeah, i loved it too. On september 2nd, and i know this because it was my moms birthday, Tori Spelling snuck out and my mom woke up with Tori Spelling on her eye. [ audience ohs ] jimmy wow. Yes. Jimmy was the end of Tori Spelling . That was that was the end of tori. Yes. Jimmy you had to return Tori Spelling to the pet store and say yeah, that was the end of that. Yes, yes, i did. Jimmy but we were talking about prince earlier. Can you tell everyone, didnt did you get a pet from prince . Yes, prince got me my first dog. Yes. [ audience aws ] yeah. Jimmy i mean, how do you remember this . I mean, do you remember like, where you were . I remember because the dogs name was god. [ laughter ] i did not name the dog, obviously. Jimmy yeah, he wanted to call it Tori Spelling. [ light laughter ] but he called it god. Jimmy are you just used to seeing all these uber super stars because your dads Lionel Richie . I mean, did you used to go to the shows . I mean, actually, did you even go to the shows . I did go to shows, yes. But i was always backstage. And actually the first time that i went in the audience, i remember this so clearly. One of the pointer sisters was there. I know, so major. Jimmy i love the pointer sisters. But she had a yorkie. And i fell in love with the yorkie. The yorkie had a little pink bow in its hair. And shes the one who brought me out in the audience for the first time. Jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy and you were like, hey, my dads pretty talented. Yeah, i was watching him and i was like i just didnt really understand the concept. I was like, why is everyone screaming and dancing . It was my first time in the audience of a real concert. Jimmy your dad posted a a video of you and your sister at one of his recent concerts. Yes. Jimmy and it looked like you were equally having a good time at this one as well. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. I want to show heres nicole and her sister sofia at her dads concert. Lionel Lionel Lionel [ yelling ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a great daughter right there. Thats a great daughter. Thats what a family does. You know, we were out there, and i got to tell you. The ladies were loving lionel. Jimmy yes and we were like, were going to match their jimmy energy. Yes. Were gonna match their energy. Jimmy why not . Lets do it. I love lionel, too. Ill scream, lionel [ light laughter ] lets talk about dont tell mom the babysitters dead. Congrats on this. Its out this friday. How did you get attached to it . And do you want to tell everyone what its about . So, dont tell mom the babysitters dead originally came out in 1991. I am a diehard fan of the original. I really think that ive probably been quoting it since it came out. Jimmy yeah. And i got a call that they were doing a reimagining of the film with an all black family and they wanted me to play rose. And i never thought that i would play rose but ive always felt spiritually connected to her manic energy. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] so it really did feel right. And i got on a zoom with wade allainmarcus, the director, just to kind of see where he wanted to take it. And he had everything from mood boards to color palettes to music. And just after talking to him, i was so excited to do it. And we had the best time. Jimmy yeah. Its super funny. I want to show everyone a clip. Heres Nicole Richie in dont tell mom the babysitters dead. Take a look. This is the q. E. D. Report. Around here its like the bible. Except its full of facts. Finish these before i meet with the board biweekly. Youve used klutus before, right . Of course you have. Everyone in the industry has. I. T. Will get you all logged in and sorted out. Oh, and the most important thing if were not alone, and i ask you for something, you just say, im right on top of that, rose. Im right on top of that, rose. Jimmy come on. [ cheers and applause ] Nicole Richie, everyone. Dont tell mom the babysitters dead is in theaters nationwide this friday. Liam gallagher and john squire perform for us after the break. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] geico makes Car Insurance easy. 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[ cheers and applause ] this isnt happening nothing is real when you murder the truth how do you feel this isnt happening lock all the doors these arent the droids youre looking for im a wheel i keep turning fire i keep burning im a river i keep running all the way home all the way home to you [ cheers and applause ] this isnt happening just like it should theres blood in my custard im misunderstood im a wheel i keep turning fire i keep burning im a river i keep running all the way home all the way home to you [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] im a wheel i keep turning fire i keep burning im a river i keep running all the way home all the way home to you [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy yes come on now. Thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, buddy. Liam gallagher, john squire. [ cheers and applause ] their selftitled album is out now. Well be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause ] you made a cow actually its a piggy bank. My inspiration to start saving. How about a more solid way to save . Im listening. Well, bmo helps get your savings habit into shape with a cash reward, every month you save. Both cash reward . And theres a cash bonus when you open a new Checking Account to get you started. Wow. Anything you cant do . mugs. Bmo [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to conan obrien, Nicole Richie, Liam Gallagher, john squire, and the roots over there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania. Thank you for watching. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Goodnight everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] tonight jeremy strong. From broadways the wiz, writer and comedian amber ruffin. An all new closer look. Featur
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