Seth meyers. Tonight jamie dornan an all new closer look, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen [ cheers and applause and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening, im seth meyers this is late night. We hope youre doing well. Now, if you dont mind, were going to get to the news President Biden issued an executive order yesterday that restricts the sale of sensitive american data to russia and china. That wasnt already restricted [ light laughter ] ill tell you what else, folks. From now on, murder, its illegal, no joke. [ laughter ] white house released a written summary yesterday of President Bidens annual physical and confirmed that he did not undergo a cognitive test well, unless you count the highlights in the waiting room [ laughter ] President Biden today ordered the Commerce Department to investigate Security Issues from chinesebuilt electric vehicles with Internet Connectivity, because god forbid we all become dependent on a chinesebuilt machine with Internet Connectivity [ apple ringtone ] [ laughter ] hello . No, yeah, no, i think they get it [ laughter ] in a new court filing, former President Trumps legal team said it is impossible to post the required 454 million bond in his civil fraud case. Aww, poor donald trump [ light laughter ] i dont feel sorry for him i was describing him poor donald trump. [ laughter ] when asked because i could get that money together. [ laughter ] tomorrow 450 under the couch cushions, baby [ laughter ] when asked yesterday about minority leader Mitch Mcconnells announcement that he will step down from leadership, democratic senator Elizabeth Warren said she is not a fan of mcconnell but added, quote, his replacement could be a lot worse. Which is also bidens new campaign slogan. [ laughter ] former President Trump posted video to truth social yesterday and referenced our show as, quote, very poorly rated. Wow, the guy tells the truth one time, and it has to be a burn on me [ laughter ] thats right trump defended his mental acuity and said, quote, very few people, maybe almost nobody, can do what i do. I think those were his kids secret service code names. Maybe, almost, nobody. [ laughter ] and finally, the fast food chain wendys is facing backlash after they announced plans this week to experiment with a new dynamic pricing system, like how the bathroom code is free if you order a salad or five bucks if you order the chili. And that [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause no, no, yeah, yeah, they get it. Yeah, they get that one too. Weve got a great show for you tonight. So excited about this. You know him from films like belfast and a haunting in venice. He was truly hilarious in barb and star go to vista del mar. He stars in season two of the the tourist out now on netflix. Jamie dornan will be here, everybody. [ cheers and applause how exciting is that moving on, recently the Smiths Johnny marr lashed out against donald trump telling him hes not allowed to use the bands songs at rallies this isnt uncommon. Musicians such as phil collins, dr. Dre, and eminem have all urge republican politicians to stop using their songs at rallies. Here to comment is, oh, now this is interesting famed 1980s recording artist Steve Winwood. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause steve, thank you thank you for coming on the show, steve. Oh, thanks for having me, seth back on your talk show again never been here befor but the lyric was too good not to fudge seth okay. [ laughter ] hey, hey seth seth yeah, yeah buddy . Im the real Steve Winwood. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] you sure are, buddy. Yeah. In fact, i, Steve Winwood, give you my steve winword that i am him. Thats a pun [ laughter ] seth got it. So whats up, buddy all right, yeah, yeah well, seth, i wanted to come on your show and tell all these politiciansm democrat, republican, whatever that weirdo kennedy guy is [ laughter ] they can use my songs any time they want. I am down. The whole catalog. Higher love. Back in the high life. Valerie. Higher love. [ laughter ] back in the high life. Valerie. [ laughter ] and if they want to play higher love, back in the high life, or even valerie, thats fine by me. [ laughter ] seth are there any other songs . Not that i can think of off the top of my head now [ laughter ] bring me some higher poll bring me som higher pulls oh seth now, steve, can i Say Something . Sure. But one sec. Donald trum donald trump that was valerie but with a politicians name. Seth you know, i understand. Can i Say Something . Yeah, but one sec Joe Biden Joe biden you can sing it with biden and trump. Bipartisanship zoom high five [ laughter ] seth yeah im actually not going to do that and can i ask why . Why are you on zoom . Why didnt you fly in for this yeah, okay. So as soon as i had this idea, i knew it was def a zoomer [ laughter ] you know, pretty halfbaked stuff. Also the crowds at airports these days, are you serious . Seth, everyone grumpy. [ light laughter ] hey, seth, be real you tsa pre . Seth no, actually, i do clear. Yeah, what the [ bleep ] is that anyway . [ laughter ] seth i will say, Steve Winwood, its actually if youre willing to make an appointment, its a pretty convenient way to avoid some of the yeah, im not going to do it. Seth okay. [ light laughter ] quick question, though, Steve Winwood. I actually thought you were british. [ laughter ] [ british accent ] of course i am [ laughter ] why would you even question that a cuppa tea . Anyway, what were we talking about . Seth politicians using your songs. Oh, right, yeah, yeah seth you know, another song of yours that could be good for politicians would be give me some loving. Huh [ laughter ] seth give me some loving. Thats a pretty big hit of yours. I know. Seth do you . Does the real Steve Winwood not remember that asthe lead singer of the Spencer Davis group, you sang the song give me some loving . [ light laughter ] uh i give you my steve winword that i do. Pun callback. [ light laughter ] seth you sure you remember no, no, no, i do. Yeah [ light laughter ] no yeah, yeah, yeah no i do seth okay. Then why dont you sing give me some loving kay [ laughter ] oh, like now seth yeah. [ light laughter ] kay [ light laughter ] oh, like now seth yeah. [ light laughter ] kay hows it start [ laughter ] na na na na na du dun na na na na oh, right, yes, i did sing that ill take from it here [ laughter ] give me give me som pollin give me some polling from the guardians of the galaxy soundtrack, of course. Its that classic organ riff that was good, seth. Hey, seth, i have one more question seth whats that do you promise to answer honestly seth sure. Do you think this segment will win late night this week on vulture. Com . [ laughter ] seth what . Every week on vulture. Com they pick which segment won late night. Do you think there will be a headline this week on vulture. Com that says Steve Winwood on seth meyers won late night . [ laughter ] seth i dont i probably not hm. Hm really wanted to win that thing. Kinda the main reason i did this, tbh. [ light laughter ] well, if its not going to win, let me just cut the charade. [ audience oohs seth, it was me all along. [ laughter ] your friend andy seth yeah, i know. I dont think they did [ laughter ] look, i love you. And youre my best friend. You dont have to say it back. I know that your best friend is dua lipa now seth yeah. [ laughter ] but i just wanted to say that im so proud of you for doing ten years of this show, and i just felt like it was important enough that i had to tell you in person, via zoom [ laughter ] seth well, thank you, buddy. [ cheers and applause yeah. Yes. And also, i would, of course, be remiss if i didnt just say one more thing seth what is that . Your dog, frisbee, is an ugly pile of skeleton [ bleep ] [ laughter ] seth thank you, andy i love you you are my best friend [ cheers and applause well be right back with a closer look. [ cheers and applause this is remington. Hes a member of the family, for sure. 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And i didnt think that was possible anymore like, at some point i just assume theres a ceiling to the amount of legal trouble one person could be in but somehow, trump keeps finding ways to make it worse. Got 91 criminal charges. He was found liable for sexual abuse, and hes facing multiple civil judgments amounting to hundreds of millions of dollars. Hes probably even broken all those weird laws we used to read about in ripleys believe it or not, like how its illegal in indiana to throw a rock at a bird unless its in selfdefense he had a he had a gun, your honor, little bird. [ laughter ] little bird gun, gun in his wing feathers and, and youre seeing it, youre seeing it more and more, youre seeing it. Whats next . Is trump going to get a parking ticket for leaving his private plane in a loading zone on fifth avenue [ light laughter ] i bet if you open the glove compartment of his golf cart, that thing is just stuffed full of subpoenas i use them as scorecards, thats why i crossed out insurrection and wrote hole in one. [ laughter ] and i know golf carts dont have glove compartments, but our closer look writer, sal, made the mistake on purpose so no one would think hes a secret plutocrat. And if youve ever seen the way sal dresses, you would know hes worried for nothing. Theres more dirt on sals mets cap than there is on the mound at citi field. [ light laughter ] anyway, on top of everything else, trump owes nearly half a billion dollars in his new york fraud trial. And now, it seems like he doesnt actually have the money. An Appeals Court denying Donald Trumps request to pause that 454 million penalty against him and his business while he appeals his civil fraud trial. Trumps lawyers had offered to put up a 100 million bond against the 454 million trumps lawyers admitted he does not have the cash for the full bond and would likely have to sell off properties to raise the nearly 500 million required seth you know, a lot of bad [ bleep ] has happened and will happen in this election, so i think its okay for us to just take a second and enjoy the sentence, trump doesnt have the money. [ laughter ] hell have to give up his expensive suits. [ cheers and applause hell have to give up his expensive suits. Hes going to have to borrow sals mets cap [ light laughter ] but the best part is that trump might have to sell some of his properties to pay the money he owes i guess that means we should look forward to seeing his private jet joining the Spirit Airlines fleet. [ laughter ] if you upgrade to comfort plus, you get exclusive access to the gold toilet. But just a headsup, its not real gold, and if you sit on it, your butt will turn green, and theres no easy way to say this, you might lose the butt. [ laughter ] or maybe well see maralago listed on zillow although it will probably have to be listed under a more accurate name, haunted florida goldfish castle comes with classified documents. Look at that [ bleep ] hole. Looks like a Medieval Times ripoff called surfs up. You should put that thing on airdnd [ laughter ] so trump is in a good deal of legal trouble, which is why hes hoping the conservative Supreme Court that he helped stack will bail him out. And thats not a guess his lawyer alina habba has essentially said on fox news that the Supreme Court owes him one. I think i should be a slam dunk in the Supreme Court. I have faith in them you know, people like kavanaugh, who the president fought for, who the president went through hell to get into place, hell step up. Those people will step up. Seth step up you sound like de niro in goodfellas. [ light laughter ] oh, whats that . To celebrate the tenth anniversary, youd like to hear my de niro impression . Now whats all this im hearing about oil . [ light laughter ] sorry, i only do killers of the flower moon de niro now [ laughter ] come on, trumps broke, lets have some fun. So theyre just saying it out loud the Supreme Court is a partisan institution that is there to protect trump and do his bidding. Which, of course, undercuts the Supreme Courts selfstyled image as an independent arbiter of the law justices have long sought to appear as though theyre above the fray of Party Politics they pretend theyre just judges, not politicians, which we all know is ridiculous. And look, i get it we all have stuff we lie about at our jobs. For example, i have to act like ive enjoyed everything my guests are here to promote even when i get called out on it on my own show. I love watching you interview people so much just to see i can see it. Its such a suppressed glint in your eye of well, congratulations. [ laughter ] seth how dare you dont give up the game [ light laughter ] shazam 2 looks great seth no, no. [ laughter ] coming to a theater near you. Seth it does look great. It does look good it does look good. Seth how dare you. How dare you use a recent and specific example [ laughter ] you know, that john oliver just cant help himself he has to speak truth to power everywhere he goes now i know what it feels like to be Clarence Thomas [ laughter ] the point is, the Supreme Court likes to pretend that theyre just impartial jurists who apply the law without any bias, and they go to Great Lengths to stress they have no partisan loyalty whatsoever judges are not politicians who can promise to do certain things in exchange for votes. I have no agenda, and i will remember that its my job to call balls and strikes and not to pitch or bat. Seth its such a ridiculous argument we all know youre a republican. Youre telling me george w. Bush appointed you to the Supreme Court without any idea what your political beliefs are . We can tell just from your haircut. They call that the lego businessman. [ laughter ] so the justices want to be seen as apolitical, but there can be no doubt now that theyre very explicitly doing trumps bidding after siding with him in his attempt to get his january 6th trial delayed until after the election the court agreed to hear trumps claim that he has the absolute immunity to do whatever he wants. Donald trumps strategy to delay those trials until after the november election just got a big assist from the Supreme Court. The justices announcing they will hear the former president s claims of absolute immunity. Thats going to happen in late april. A ruling not expected until the end of june. And only then can special counsel jack smiths federal election subversion case move forward, assuming that the court rules against trump. Seth now, the good news is we can all be happy that things have been moving so quickly. Its only february this is a trial about january 6th. Until you remember it was january 6th three [ bleep ] years ago and you start to think, why the [ bleep ] did it take you so [ bleep ] long to start this [ bleep ] case when we all saw the [ bleep ] insurrection on [ bleep ] tv with our [ bleep ] eyes. But then again, im not a lawyer, so [ bleep ] me. [ cheers and applause in fact, the Supreme Court could have taken this immunity case last year when it was first brought to them, but they kicked it back to the lower court the whole gambit here is to waste time so trump can delay the trial until after the election and they gave him exactly what he wanted. The conservatives on the court will happily do trumps bidding. All he has to do is say the magic word Something Like shazam [ laughter ] seth keep in mind, this isnt like some sort of thorny, highly contested constitutional issue thats been vexing scholars for decades and where the lower courts are at loggerheads, thus forcing the high court to step in to reconcile contradictory rulings. Basically everyone agrees this is ridiculous. Trump is saying, im allowed to commit any crime i want and nobody can do anything about it. And the Supreme Court is like, oh, yeah, maybe, well take a look at that. [ light laughter ] during the Appeals Court oral arguments, the judges expressed shock when trumps lawyer argued he could theoretically order s. E. A. L. Team 6 to murder a political opponent and get away with it. Could a president order s. E. A. L. Team 6 to assassinate a political rival . Thats an official act and order to s. E. A. L. Team 6 yeah, he would have to be and would speedily be, you know, impeached and convicted before the criminal prosecution i asked you a yesorno question could a president who ordered s. E. A. L. Team 6 to assassinate a political rival who was not impeached, would he be subject to criminal prosecution . If he would impeached and convicted first. Seth just think about what trumps lawyer is saying there hes saying the only way trump could be criminally tried for murdering a political opponent is if twothirds of the senate convicted him in an impeachment trial and removed him from office and i think we all know that would never happen republicans wouldnt even vote to convict trump after he tried to kill his own Vice President , mike pence, a guy theyre all friends with if trump wins a second term, hell probably celebrate at his inauguration by lowering pence into a tank on the Capitol Steps filled with bloodthirsty sharks. [ light laughter ] sir, it is an honor to be here with you today oh dear god, theyre eating my legs which i richly deserve because i didnt have the courage to overturn the election. Oh good, no, the sound of my voice is putting the sharks to sleep. [ laughter ] praise god. The rightwing Supreme Court is nothing more than a republican political operation doing the partisan bidding of donald trump we as voters deserve to see the outcome of a trial where the evidence against trump is presented before we vote but the Supreme Court has now made that all but impossible, because donald trump asked them to the maga justices on the court will happily do his bidding. Trumps got them by the balls [ laughter ] seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause well be right back with jamie dornan, everybody. [ cheers and applause this looks like an actual farm. It looks cute on the app. [farm animal sounds] meanwhile, at a vrbo. When other Vacation Rentals arent what theyre cracked up to be, try one where you know what youll get. Here at papa johns, we know our stuff so try our garlic epic stuffed crust pizza. Made with our iconic garlic sauce flavor, mixed with cheese and hand stuffed into that papa johns original dough no one stuffs a crust like papa johns. [ cheers and applause seth give it up for the fantastic 8g band right over there. [ cheers and applause ten great years of the band. We also, to celebrate our 10th anniversary this week, fred armisen has been back on the drums. Give it up for fred. [ cheers and applause fred, ten years, its crazy. And this is very sweet, because youre always doing nice things. I heard that you had an idea for a piece of merchandise, a piece of merch, to celebrate the 10th anniversary thats going to be available in the nbc store next week . Fred thats right, so its for the show to celebrate ten years of being on the air. Seth thats what i just said [ laughter ] fred and so what were going to do is were doing these scripts that are like seth scripts fred scripts that are like play readings for you and your family of every show weve ever done so like every interview youve ever done. Like, you know, the interviewee with the answers you read it with your family as a reading. [ laughter ] so every episode, you get to pick out, youre like, id like something from, you know, 2018. And so you just get that episode. And someone gets to play seth. Someone gets to play the other all the guests and everything its a nice evening thing. Its like for the nighttime, you know [ light laughter ] as the you know, after dinner, the suns gone down, sort of, you know youve got your seth yeah, we all know all the things that are true of nighttime. Fred you know what i mean. Like the stars are out [ laughter ] you know the fireplace is going and youre with the family seth yeah. So thats so fun and so you basically say, gather round, kids. Fred yeah. Seth im going to give out the parts. Fred and some of the kids are like, oh, episode 290 hold on, we did that one last week. [ light laughter ] and you know and then you just read through it, and thats the end you go all the way to the good nights. Seth thats so crazy it feels like it should be an app. Its actually a physical script . Fred a physical script and its a little heavy. Seth okay. Fred youve got to buy it by the season seth oh, my god. Fred so its a couple of cases of script. [ laughter ] seth we do we do over 100 shows a year, so thats a lot of scripts [ laughter ] give it up for fred armisen, everybody. [ cheers and applause our guest tonight is a talented actor you know from films such as belfast, a haunting in venice, barb and star go to vista del mar, and the awardwinning series the fall. He is currently starring in the tourist, the highly anticipated Second Season is available to stream now on netflix. Please welcome to the show jamie dornan, everybody [ cheers and applause seth welcome to the show thank you seth im so happy to have you here you know, i do want to before we move on to the wonderful show the tourist, you were in one of my favorite films that came out during the pandemic. Maybe got a little missed because it was a pandemic film barb and star go to vista del mar. Yeah. [ cheers and applause seth and for me it was so exciting because i had known you first from the fall. Yeah. Seth and was never expecting to see you in a comedy like that no. Seth and it was just a delight. I dont think anybody watched the fall and thought, lets put him in comedy. [ light laughter ] you know, including me seth yeah. You know. But its one of those things that just came up right in a really lovely way. And i think it was one of the best experiences of my life. Like just hanging around with kristen and annie and all those guys who came in and did like day parts and all that stuff im just trying to keep up with them, you know, and try to like prove yourself that youre funny in that kind of capacity and with that company. It was incredible. Seth well, its a wonderful film and congratulations on the show. Now, the first season you shot in australia yes seth and you moved you have three girls yeah. Seth you moved them to australia for five months. Yeah. Seth did they like it . Are they mad when you say were going . No, you know what, like it was in the peak covid. Seth oh, perfect [ light laughter ] and actually so they were in great form anyway they were like hey, this is a great experience. No, and then they were like wasnt going well in the uk. They were like, lockdown after lockdown so then australia had no case like South Australia where we were had zero cases of covid. So we had to go and do quarantine in a hotel, which wasnt great but once we were there, it was kind of covidfree, so we felt pretty smug. Seth thats great. [ light laughter ] yeah, we felt pretty smug seth did the girls pick up any australian slang, accent accent, definitely, our eldest, definitely and whats really sweet is now, i mean, geez, that was, you know, four, three years ago that we left there. She still like facetimes with her wee mates that she made out there. And she still like like she falls back i sometimes listen in at the door because shes 10 and im getting to that age im like, what are they actually talking about on there . [ laughter ] seth yeah. So and she still goes into a bit of australian twang when shes talking to her australian friends, which is pretty cool. Seth thats fantastic. This next season you shot in ireland . Yes seth now, im pretty good with accents sounds like you might maybe be from there i am from there [ laughter ] seth did you have this guy is unbelievable. Seth yeah. Its a bit of a trick, yeah. None of them. [ light laughter ] seth pretty cool its serious. Seth pretty cool i do a little magic show in town if you want to go. [ light laughter ] wow, wow, wow, wow. Seth did you did you have some say was this a coincidence or did you sort of throw it out there that it might be more fun to do it there what do you think [ light laughter ] no, listen, i i had an idea tha my character was irish, so remained irish, and then, you know we werent meant to do a second series. And then when it did well, so there was like, lets make more. And i sort of was like, look. I think its probably a good idea if like he goes to ireland, you know. Searches for answers back there. cause, i dont know, hes lost his memory, he needs to find out who he is. Im actually lucky, harry and Jack Williams who created the show were like, like we have that idea too. So, it wasnt purely me sort of banging the drum for ireland, but i was pretty happy when we ended up there [ light laughter ] seth i like you pitching it. Like, maybe he goes back. Maybe he like maybe he lives in my house. [ laughter ] yeah. Seth maybe he finds out he has three daughters. One of thems halfaustralian. [ laughter ] yeah. Lots of scenes where he doesnt even get out of bed. He just like [ laughter ] seth just like so sad all the time hes catching up on other shows. Yeah, yeah. Seth you this is i because i appreciate the tourist. Obviously not a show for kids. No. Seth youve got three kids yeah, yeah, yeah. Seth im in the same situation, right this isnt something my kids can watch. Theyre aware i do Something Like this but they dont get to enjoy it you actually you did a bit of a power play you reached out and got yourself in the trolls movie . I did, i did, i did, i did. Seth and did you fully make, like, i want to be in it for my kids . Uh oh jesus, 100 like, i i actually realized i sort of like like sort of how rash that was. Like to do that. Our kids were obsessed with the first trolls movie constantly listening to Justin Timberlake and Anna Kendrick in the car, like at all times, to the point of like actual insanity [ light laughter ] and you know, universal were involved in those films. And we made fifty shades with universal. And so [ cheers ] yep. All the guys [ laughter ] i love that movie [ laughter ] so they do. You guys seth yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah so donna langley, who runs universal, you know, is a friend of mine i just said, look, i will do i will do anything, just put me in thesecond trolls movie. Ill walk on and ill sneeze, i dont care like, just put me in. So she worked on that and i and its a small part, i think i have about eight lines or something, but it was great for the kids seth now do you remember the name of your troll yes, i do its called chaz, and he was the smooth jazz troll. [ laughter ] seth were you happy when you found out that was what they had envisioned for you well in northern ireland, were very famous for smooth jazz [ laughter ] so it was just like a perfect fit, obviously [ light laughter ] yeah no, i was pretty happy mate, i promise you, i would have done anything seth yeah. So i was like, oh, wow, he has like a name. Seth it does seem like they took you at your word. Yes [ laughter ] seth donna like went to the writers, theyre like, hell do anything. Theyre like, well, then hes chaz. [ laughter ] its like the only one on the list that hasnt they have to find someone for [ laughter ] seth everybodys now this is a photo of chaz yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Seth did you when you were doing the voice, did you have any sense of what chaz was going to look like no, but i always think like in these things like when they come out i always think the animated version does look a wee bit like the actor portraying it seth yeah. I think i felt that with, you know, our good friend, kristen wiig, shes done that thing, oh, looks a bit like her. Seth yeah. No, this is a dead ringer. [ laughter ] serious i would like [ applause ] seth yeah. I kind of love it and i would like seth i mean, i love it too i mean yeah, theres no reason to complain about chaz. No, no, no. Seth did you now, what was the payoff, though, when the girls finally saw the movie . Could they tell it was you they were confused. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] thats the thing so many people have told me this about when you actually do the thing that you think kids are going to react to, they dont maybe love it as much as you no, yeah, theyre quick to tell you they dont love it, too. [ light laughter ] yeah, no, the oldest two were sort of getting it our youngest just turned five a couple of weeks ago. So she thats cute [ laughter ] even now when she watches it, i sort of try to force on it her a little bit now because shes a little bit older, maybe shell understand she doesnt quite get it, that im that guy seth yeah. [ light laughter ] to be fair, its a tough thing to get no, no, true. [ light laughter ] and i did, yeah, changed my voice a little bit because i wanted to be understood somewhat, you know. So our youngest is, it sounds a bit like you. Im like, it is me. I dont know how else to tell you, like, its me. Seth youre opening imdb look, its good, look, look, yeah yeah, we got residuals from this stuff. [ light laughter ] seth this is important for our family pays for your lunch box seth i want to talk more about the tourist. I overheard you backstage. Youre not allowed to cut your hair right now no, of course, no seth yeah. New role new role. I start i start shooting in a few weeks. I dont think it looks bad. Oh, well, thanks. Thats [ laughter ] thanks, yeah [ cheers and applause it feels bad its okay. Its just theres a lot of it. I dont mind it. Its so curly. So its just dealing with that like its just and im wearing a lot of hats. Thats my thing. Im somebody who like hats anyway but im every shop i go into, i buy a hat. Yeah yeah seth i would now the part, im assuming is a live action trolls . [ laughter ] i would i would never wear a hat for that seth i got a lot more to ask you about. Well be right back with jamie after this [ cheers and applause ugh. Nothing works on this acne. Hi who. . Im a licensed dermatology provider from curology. Oh. Just get a closer look. Yup, acne and some dark spots. But, if you answer a few questions, ill take a look at your skin and prescribe you a personalized cream. Oh i knew my phone was listening to me. Curology. Skincare with a face. Start today at curology. Com. 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Yeah, exactly im a you know, i think, you know, they say that we have this great life and, you know, lots of good things but like that isnt a guarantee, obviously. Seth of course, yeah but if one of them doesnt end up being a sort of model deejay actress, ill be confused [ laughter ] you know seth this show was when it was released in the uk, was a hit right away yeah. Seth did you have any expectation when you were making it that it was going to be received so well no, because it is quite odd, tonally. You know, youre sort of not totally ever comfortable what youre watching. In a good way, and a, you know, purposeful way and intentional way. Just when you get comfortable with it, and you think, oh, this is like a dark, you know you know, genre thing. It something really silly happens, a crazy sort of comedy happens. So i was like, this is either really going to work or like not. [ light laughter ] and and luckily maybe not for everyone but a lot you know, great guns over there. So we were pretty really pretty pleased about it, yeah. Seth you had a nice release date it came out right after the new year oh we got that the slot. Seth which its like a perfect time its a good time i didnt realize until i read, oh, yeah, thats a really nice time to start a show no, its a big thing. So we got new years day at 9 00. Everyone is inside in their house. [ light laughter ] you know, and that was like, the slot everyones pushed it too far the night before last thing they want to do is leave their sofa and, i know, its on, you know, bbc one at primetime, 9 00 so, im not saying thats the only reason it was a success [ light laughter ] it is a good show. But it certainly helped. Seth a lot of action yeah. Seth a lot of stunts yeah. Seth i think you were hanging off a cliff at one point. How youre not actually, im assuming, in peril but it seemed like you probably got beat up a fair amount . Felt like i was in peril, to be honest with you [ light laughter ] im i hang from this cliff, its all a joke, they keep having this very long conversation and then in a very comedy way. Then they sort of finish their conversation, go back, and then oh, i just wanna go back out. So theyre and the whole time im hanging. But i was on a harness, but i felt like it didnt look as good if i was letting the harness do the work seth thats true so i was like, im gonna try to hang here so i ended up really truly hanging myself a lot but ive had three surgeries on my shoulder. I had a terrible skiing accident 14 years ago and its, you know its not great. Seth yeah. So it didnt want to hang around for that long seth when you had your ski accident the doctor was like, you probably shouldnt hang from a cliff. No, exactly [ laughter ] no, definitely, definitely, definitely not so yeah, it set me back awhile, actually, yeah i was in, like, proper pain for a while. Seth you also had a very harrowing accident and i hope its not traumatic to show the video from it but you posted this on instagram. Yes, yes, yes seth and i im impressed that you bounced back at all yeah. Seth and if youre a little queasy, you might not want to watch this video of jamie. [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] now, jamie [ applause ] i just think, you know seth what did you think was going to happen . [ laughter ] well, i knew i wasnt the right size [ laughter ] and i knew that could lead to something relatively funny happening. I didnt quite, you know wasnt quite ready for the sort of violence of it. [ light laughter ] thats obviously in slow motion. Seth yeah. That all happened so quick. [ laughter ] and i said, this will be ahh and i was gone and i i learnt a lot of tough lessons that day [ light laughter ] seth yeah. No obviously its framed up pretty clo who did you ask to film it oh, you know, some passerby [ laughter ] seth so someone someone who maybe recognized you, jamie and was like, oh actually, no i thinking back, i actually genuinely dont remember but it was probably my poor wife but it could have been one of the kids or i might have been sad enough that i was at the kids playground by myself [ laughter ] seth so you set it up on a tripod [ laughter ] do your are your i mean, my kids are absolutely, but, are your kids embarrassed by you sure. Seth as a dad . Sure, sure, sure. Seth whats the worst of it . Theyre more embarrassed by you. [ laughter ] no, they are i dont know im in that sweet spot where theyre just starting to be embarrassed. Like, the eldest is starting to be embarrassed by me so you sort of lean into it quite a lot. And then make her even more embarrassed, i guess, in a way but well get well get through that our eldest is very in that, like World Champion door slammer phase. [ light laughter ] so much so, actually, we havent done this yet, but we are theres a guy coming to do it next week, cause i cant do any diy at all but, of like, putting like softener things around the [ light laughter ] im good at setting up cameras but im going to set up a camera to at her first attempt at a door slam. [ laughter ] you know i hate you guys [ laughter ] so, im excited. Seth you should put springs so it just pounces open. [ laughter ] im happy to hear youre not a diy because im also not and i have the worst thing because my fatherinlaw and my brotherinlaw are super handy yeah, yeah, yeah. Seth and when i first met my wife, and before we got married, she moved in with me and there was one day where i was just playing xbox. Couldnt have been less impressive [ light laughter ] and my brotherinlaw showed up at my house with a tool belt and a punch list and he was like, hey, i gotta just do some stuff around here. And i was like, oh, yeah, cool, cool, cool, uh [ laughter ] yeah, i think that, i would do that, and then that, if i was picking the order. I want to be good at it, though seth yeah. And i sometimes find myself watching, you know, like slowmo videos of people like fixing stuff online seth yeah. You know, very satisfying, like, you know, carpentry things and stuff. And im like, i could you could teach yourself to do that. Seth you could teach you know what . I watch those, too and you know what, theres always a phrase. Yeah. Seth that makes me realize im not going to do it where the person will be like, now youve got to be careful. Im like, im out. [ laughter ] im out if were talking about careful, i dont want to be a part of it. Its not for me, not for me seth are the girls nice to one another . No. Seth okay. [ laughter ] was there an era where they were or did it sort of eh. Seth okay. What we deal with is like any version, like two of them together is usually fine seth yes i mean, the two older ones, best friends in the world. And then alberta came along. And i dont know, like [ light laughter ] its just like a nuclear bomb. And of course, the middle one, see how that works she ends up because the eldest is really good with the little one, and the middle one gets a bit lost in the middle, like we all know can happen. And shes best friends with the dog, which is great, but like [ laughter ] its just not, like what the ideal is five of us going out and everyone getting on. And weve seen glimpses of that. [ light laughter ] but, like, its tough. I mean, all three of them togethers tough seth it is amazing what about yours . Seth when one goes away. Yeah. Seth were just like, look at this [ laughter ] i know, i know, i know. Seth yeah. Isnt that so it makes me sad. Seth yeah. That, like, you know we always do, oh this will be great. Its just the five of us itll just be the family itll be so easy. And were like ah you know seth well were just going to we got a big wheel, and were going to spin it and one of thems just yeah. [ laughter ] seth no, not like out forever. Theyre just going to were gonna send them to live somewhere else [ laughter ] yeah, no, for sure, yeah, yeah i do think thats should be encouraged seth yeah. I dont know maybe we should just switch one of ours and see. [ laughter ] hey, congratulations on the show thanks so much for being here. Its so great to finally meet you. [ cheers and applause jamie dornan, everyone the tourist is available to stream on netflix right now. Stick around, well be right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause this is it. One play. This is when we find out. luke hey, quick question. Student body math proficiency, would we say its good . Fair . 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