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Get there. The forecast year, when tomorrow morning, it is gone tomorrow night, [ cheers and applause tariq from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Kacey Musgraves, Deion Sanders, and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1940 tariq and now, heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy come on. Thats a hot thank you very much. Thank you very much, everyone. And welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause thank you for watching at home well, guys, everyone is still talking about this yesterday the house passed a a bill that could ban tiktok and now its headed to the senate yeah right now, parents watching their kids tiktoks from spring break are like, please ban it so they can get a job one day. [ laughter ] please ban this. Right now. Please. But china is now calling on the u. S. To stop unreasonably suppressing the social media app. China was like, who do you think you are, us . Meanwhile, former treasury secretary, steve mnuchin, said that hes putting together an Investor Group to buy tiktok he actually had a lot to say on the issue. First mnuchin said, were very serious about mnaking this happen, for mnany years social mnedia has been getting out of control. Then he said, we need to mneet in the mniddle if we raise enough mnoney, it will be a truly mnomnentous occasion for amnericans. I cant do it. [ laughter ] i cant say it [ cheers and applause he said it better. He said it better than i did, yeah some more political news in a new interview, former President Trump complained about how hes been treated compared to other president s check out what he said and i was always told that Andrew Jackson as a president was treated the absolute worst and i heard Abraham Lincoln was second i said, theres no i dont care, Andrew Jackson or anybody else, nobody has when you think of the fake things, nobodys been treated like trump, in terms of badly [ laughter ] jimmy nobodys been treated like trump, in terms of badly. And trump should be treated in terms of goodly. Yeah, he said no president s been treated worse, yeah even John Wilkes Booth is like, hold on, i got to yeah [ laughter ] come on, bud, come on. Get this senator Bernie Sanders just unveiled the new bill to establish a fourday workweek. [ cheers and applause if he did this eight years ago, hed be finishing up his second term as president. [ laughter ] some news from overseas. Russia is now holding their president ial election. Russians had two options on the ballot, Vladimir Putin or disappear. [ laughter ] and you guys see this . North korea released images of kim jong un testing out a new tank check this out hm [ laughter ] aww yeah, he saw his shadow, which means six more weeks of dictatorship [ laughter and applause well, some Business News best buy has recalled nearly 300,000 air fryers after receiving complaints that they overheated, melted, or caught on fire. Overheated, melted, and caught on fire. Those are actually the options on the new tesla [ laughter ] well, last night, netflix released the reunion episode of love is blind, and [ cheers and applause i know, i know one of the most dramatic scenes was a big confrontation between jess and jimmy now, if you missed it, dont worry. Because, here to reenact that scene with actual lines from the show are the roots own, tariq and questlove. [ cheers and applause tariq thanks jimmy tonight, ill be playing the role of jess, a 29yearold executive assistant, who is confronting jimmy about being accused of leaving a date early. Questlove and ill be playing jimmy, a 28yearold Software Salesman from north carlonia who is getting confronted by jess for accusing her of leaving a date early. Jimmy whenever youre ready. Tariq we were on that date for an hour and a half, and i said, listen, at this point, it feels forced. Like, what provoked you and made you say, like, horrible things about me . Questlove during our last date, you left the date early. Like, im sorry if thats throwing shade tariq did you not want me to leave the date early . Questlove no no, no, i wanted you to guys, guys, guys. [ cheers and applause im im actually jimmy, and thats not exactly the way i said it. You mind questlove sure, take it. [ cheers and applause listen. You left that date early that did happen. An hour and a half into it, not not ten minutes um i maybe gave you 45 minutes but it felt like ten minutes to me uh someone please get the receipts, please jimmy there you go, very nice [ cheers and applause good job, everybody. Thanks, guys jimmy [ cheers and applause jimmy presnell, questlove, tariq. Jimmy, thank you very much for being here thank you, jimmy. Jimmy yeah, yeah [ cheers and applause this is the greatest. Jimmy what are you saying. Ive got something to say, jimmy. Jimmy whats that . This is the greatest hour and a half of my life jimmy no, thats [ cheers and applause get out of here. No, its not hour and a half . I i dont think that guy knows how time works but its [ laughter ] guys, listen to this i read that someone stole an entire shipment of Pittsburgh Penguins bobbleheads that were supposed to be given away at tonights game [ light laughter ] i dont know whos more disappointed though. The fans, or the guy who stole the giant box that was full of bobbleheads. Its like, supposed to be xboxes right now, the number one suspect is a guy going, i didnt do anything. [ laughter and applause and finally, guys, a lot is happening in the news right now. And sometimes i find the best way to explain the news is with music. Ill show you what i mean. Its time for news radio. News radio. News radio news radio hey jimmy first up, the house passed a bill to ban tiktok in the United States. So, now influencers are looking at their videos like all that work and what did it get me . [ laughter ] Jimmy Congress says china is using the app to spy on us, but most users are like i dont care jimmy anyway, congress will eventually send the bill to President Biden and say sign your nam sign your name jimmy up next, boeing is in hot water because their planes are like i used to fly now i just fall down [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, their doors and wheels are like bye bye bye [ laughter ] jimmy people on the ground are running from falling debris like move bitc get out the way [ laughter ] jimmy if boeing doesnt fix things soon, everyones going to be like come on ride the trai and ride it [ laughter ] jimmy next up, a lot of conspiracy theories are floating around about Kate Middleton she hasnt been seen in a while and people are like where are you [ laughter ] jimmy the royal family posted a picture of kate with her kids the other day like look at this photograph jimmy but it was clearly fake, so now everyones like whats going on [ laughter ] jimmy meanwhile, the writers of the crown are like, we better get to work work work work work [ laughter ] jimmy well, its spring break and st. Patricks day is this weekend, so you know what that means shots shots shots shots shots shots shots [ cheers and applause jimmy but remember to drink responsibly, okay . If you get too drunk, you might call up your ex like sometimes all i think about is you jimmy or you call up your boss like bitch i sai what i said [ laughter ] jimmy then youll wake up then youll wake up in the morning like last night we let the liquor talk [ laughter ] jimmy anyway, have fun out there, and remember to drink plenty of water [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy and finally, donald trump and joe biden have officially clinched the nominations for president. Some people are like do you get deja vu . Jimmy while the rest of the country is just like oh no oh no oh no no no no [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a great show her new album, deeper well is out at midnight tonight. Kacey musgraves is here to talk and perform plus, his new book, elevate and dominate, is available now, coach prime, Deion Sanders is joining us. Stick around, well be right back with more, tonight show everybody. Come on back [ cheers and applause apparently, we broke the law in in iceland so jimmy what what happened well, we got a speeding ticket [ laughter ] i never saw anything take our photo. You can see us in the van. Can you zoom in a little [ laughter and applause jimmy are you kidding me for moderate to severe Crohns Disease skyrizi is the first il23 inhibitor that can deliver remission and visibly improve damage of the intestinal lining. Serious allergic reactions and an increased risk of infections or a lower ability to fight them may occur. Tell your doctor if you have an infection or symptoms, had a vaccine or plan to. Liver problems may occur in Crohns Disease. Control of crohns means everything to me. Ask your gastroenterologist about skyrizi. 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Guys, it is time for us to post a joke to our tonight show socials. But we need your help. Thats right its time for tonight shocials. Tonight shocial tonight shocials, yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy there you go tonight shocials. This is how it works im going to show you five different jokes and youre all going to vote thumbs up or thumbs down if we should post it you all have voting clickers at your seats you see them there there you go, perfect. Now, you can vote for all of them you can vote for none of them. Whatever you want. I want you to have fun and were going to see the results live and then ill post whichever one gets the most likes from all of us. Sound good [ cheers and applause tonights show tonight shocials [ laughter ] okay the first post is, clown cars are the original uber pools. [ light laughter ] [ groan got an actual audible groan there. [ laughter ] dont make any noise when youre voting, just press the clicker. [ laughter ] everyone, eww. You dont talk into it, just press the thing. [ laughter ] all right. The votes are in i think i know the results of this one [ laughter ] lets see them yeah, very good. All right, look. [ sad bass notes ] [ laughter ] i think shocials really throws people for a loop and thats why were already already were in a weird space tariq yeah, yeah youre coming hot with that. Jimmy yeah i think we should change the name, maybe. Tariq to what, though . Jimmy uh social social wedia. [ laughter ] cause we cause we are we are we are choosing the social social wedia, instead of social media. Tariq i like that, wedia jimmy social wedia. W, e, dash, d, i, a. [ laughter ] tariq i like that. Jimmy nah, that was terrible can we vote on that . Tariq yeah, lets vote [ laughter ] jimmy lets vote can we type that in tariq okay, its a no for me [ laughter ] jimmy no, no, dont talk into it, dont talk into it. Just press it. Lets see all right, lets see. Can we change the name of this bit to social wedia . Thumbs up or thumbs down [ laughter ] yeah, people are laughing. Tariq i dont know, man. Jimmy but i dont know if theyre laughing at me or with me [ laughter ] lets see the results here [ drumroll ] [ cheers and applause jimmy were not calling it social wedia. [ laughter ] absolutely not i know everyone voted. I know its a democracy, everyones vote counts. What would the song sound like if it was called social wedia . Social wedia social wedia [ cheers and applause jimmy all right. Tariq now that you did the theme, i dont like it anymore jimmy he dont like it no, exactly. [ laughter ] all right, so, right now this bit is called social wedia. [ laughter ] but it could change next week. All right, here we go. This next joke is, i love ignoring a group chat then responding with a haha to let people know im alive. [ laughter ] thats me. That was a week ago, man. That was a week ago. Yeah, i thought that was a funny joke from a week ago oops. All right, lets see the results on this one. Im feeling good [ drumroll ] oh, yeah, im feeling real good [ cheers and applause im feeling good im feeling real good. All right. This next one says, if youve never had a spoonful of Peanut Butter standing alone in the kitchen, youre either allergic or lying. [ laughter ] thats pretty good i havent done it in a while but i have done it maybe i saw it in a commercial or something tariq ill bet you never had a spoonful of mayonnaise standing alone in the kitchen at night [ audience groans jimmy i dont even have mayonnaise in my house tariq thats what we should vote on. We should vote on banning mayonnaise jimmy just ban it. No, people love it tariq yeah, no vote. Jimmy yeah, just ban it. Lets see the results of this Peanut Butter one. I feel good about this one too [ drumroll ] [ cheers and applause all right, good. Not bad. Not bad. Respectable. Next up said, i bet lemons are like, wait, how did we get dragged into this whole this car sucks thing . [ laughter ] i mean, its clever. I see people nodding not necessarily laughing theyre just going like [ laughter ] i see where they were going with that. Tariq yeah, they get it. They get it. Jimmy if there was a medium thumb, that would have got a a full medium thumb. Tariq right. Jimmy im going to say this is probably like a 50 50 split lets see the results on this one. [ drumroll ] tariq no jimmy no, no, no [ sad tuba ] tariq yeah jimmy all right. Theyre honest tariq i think that one was a lemon. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy thats it. That is why its called social wedia. Thats why social wedia, uhoh [ light laughter ] and heres the last one here this one says, ive never wrestled an alligator but i have tried to fold a pizza box and put it in the trash can. [ laughter ] thats pretty good tariq right. Jimmy thats yeah i keep trying it, too. After all these years. I go i try to snap it over my leg tariq its a bit of a tussle, right . Jimmy it just dont work, yeah all right. 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Yeah jimmy i love all the ducks yes [ cheers and applause jimmy we have to talk about this, because last month you added another grammy to your shelf. [ cheers and applause seven grammys . Yeah, what . Jimmy i mean, youre amazing. Whos counting . Whos counting jimmy yeah, whos counting, yeah i am you won best country performance by a duo with zach bryan yes jimmy for i remember everything. Yes jimmy how how is that guy . Oh, my god. Jimmy how is he . Incredible. Jimmy yeah like, im such a fan. And it was so jimmy me too yeah. Jimmy hes got a cool story. So yeah. Jimmy yeah and you guys sound great together thank you jimmy hopefully we hear more of that you know, youre the first artist to win a grammy in the top four categories in country thats what they said jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause im like, how is that possible . Jimmy thats you, bud. I dont i didnt know that that was a thing. Jimmy youre Kacey Musgraves. Yeah, youre no. Stop, stop, stop jimmy no, thats who you are. Stop, stop, stop. Jimmy and tonight deeper well is out at midnight tonight, we just said i got to say this cause maybe the audience saw me, i was smelling the album [ light laughter ] because you did something very cool you made the whats scented in here . The album . So, the sleeves jimmy the sleeve the sleeve is scented i didnt even know that that was a thing. [ cheers and applause yeah, it smells like it smells like cow [ bleep ] and grass. [ laughter ] jimmy no, no, i i wanted a real visceral, you know jimmy i smelled the other side i smelled the other side yeah. It smells like duck poop no, we wanted to bring a 3d experience but no jimmy it it smells great. It smell yeah. Jimmy it smells fresh. It smells like the outdoors. It honestly does smell so good i did a collab with boy smells i basically turned the song, deeper well, into a scent, which was a really fun collaboration. Its like, you know, think imagining, like, how does it how would a song smell jimmy yeah and so, we did that and and we kind of infused it into this paper, which is crazy. Im like, i hope it smells good in, you know, five years. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, who knows, yeah. When you when you had this finally come out, is it is it are you happy its like finally out . Youre like, these are all my thoughts, and i worked so hard on this album . Yeah, i think, you know, releasing a creative project i dont know if you feel this way, but its just its such a process of letting go. And, you know, these songs are written from a very intimate, personal place and then, you know, you release them, and they kind of become everyone elses. And they, you know, attach their own meanings and stuff to it too so, its like bittersweet in a a way, because i feel like once you release it, its kind of not yours anymore, its its others. But i think the whole point is jimmy yeah, its the fans yeah, cause youd be like theyre like, this song reminds me of my grandma. And youre like, i wrote it about laundry. [ laughter ] yeah exactly jimmy yeah, of course, its about your grand exactly, yeah no, but its and its like summer camp, you know, making a record. Youre with your friends, and youre hanging out for like jimmy yeah you know, this was like a year and a half or so in the making jimmy you were here. You did a lot of recording at electric lady yes jimmy here in new york city . Which, you love that studio, right . Jimmy its my fave its the roots its everyones fave we love that studio. Yeah, theres some really amazing mojo in that in that building you feel it when you walk in i mean jimmy you do, right . Its no wonder jimmy i love lee yes jimmy lee is the best. Lees a legend. A freaking legend. But yeah, i was always on the lookout for the ghosts i never saw any, but [ light laughter ] no, apparently jimmy you never saw jimi hendrix anywhere . I never saw him come out. Jimmy i hung out with him a couple nights. Oh, yeah . Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah [ laughter ] well, i want what you were having [ laughter ] yeah jimmy you filmed your music video for the first single in iceland . Yes jimmy and its gorgeous, by the way. Its for deeper well. I want to actually show a little bit of it right here, look at this video i found a deeper well jimmy i mean, its gorgeous [ cheers and applause thats like a movie, right there. Thats beautiful right its like a mini movie have you ever been jimmy beautifully shot have you ever been there . Jimmy ive never been to iceland. No im dying to go. Its like another planet. Jimmy it really is, right . Its amazing. I mean, its like dune, the movie, dune. Was like jimmy yes. Very green its its that. Jimmy its dune. Theres its kind of got those its kind of scifi, but its really earthy. Its amazing jimmy yeah, but you told me its very windy there. Okay, so we like we picked [ light laughter ] no, we picked literally the worst possible week to go. I was so excited it was on my bucket list i was like, oh, my god. And it couldnt have it was like, high wind advisories i almost got blown off that cliff. Jimmy oh, my god [ laughter ] like, i was almost like this video will be my death announcement because [ laughter ] it was a sheer drop down to the down to the ocean jimmy oh, my gosh. We were like i mean, it was treacherous. Jimmy yeah and even the locals were like, this is some scary [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] jimmy they go they go, this is not normal. Yeah. It was wild. Jimmy yeah, you actually sent us a little behindthescenes video of what that beautiful video looked like heres what was really happening. Watch this [ wind gusting ] [ laughter and applause jimmy come on. Are you kidding me scary it was scary jimmy are you kidding me come on. No, it was jimmy thats really windy. No, really, grown men, like, gigantic grown men were like jimmy falling down praying jimmy did you do any touristy things while you were there . Yeah, you know, you guys have heard of the blue lagoon, right . Jimmy blue lagoon, yeah. You see the pictures. Its so serene jimmy yes. Youre like people are floating jimmy yes. It looks like a nirvana, like, experience jimmy thats what im talking about. Im like, lets do that. Jimmy yes. So, we venture out there, and no honestly [ laughter ] jimmy didnt happen either it was sort of like an instagram versus reality situation. [ laughter ] we get there, and its like hurricaneforce winds. Im surprised they didnt close down the thing there was only a few locals there, and then us and we were, like, getting body slammed by waves and it was like jimmy wait, theres waves . I thought it was a serene cave or something well, no, its like a pool, its supposed to be, like, a a very placid jimmy like a steam cave or something, its called they have steam cave. I never found i just wanted to find the steam cave i couldnt jimmy you didnt find the no. [ light laughter ] okay, so jimmy lets take a look at your experience in this steam cave [ wind gusting ] [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god [ screams jimmy kacey. [ laughter ] oh, my god. Jimmy its like a wave pool [ applause ] jimmy where is the steam cave does anyone know and they give you a free drink you get a free beer when youre there. And i was like, at all costs, just protecting the free beer. Jimmy just protect the beer yeah. Jimmy protect the beer, at all costs, yeah. But it was it was really fun. It was a wild ill never forget that experience jimmy did you see the Northern Lights . Jimmy jimmy im just saying, theres things to do iceland, like, it delivered, but it also didnt at the same time all i wanted to see was the Northern Lights. Like, bucket list, like top jimmy it looks fake to me. It looks fake it looks like a screen saver or something, right jimmy yes, it does yeah, so, all week the weather was just like it was just terrible. And it was like, you know how they have the predictions, like the aurora predictions yeah. So, on the last night it was the best possible conditions so, were like, maybe well get to see it. Well, my sweet one of my sweet managers, bobby, hes backstage. Hes such a champ. Hes like he went into dad mode hes like, i know you want to see the Northern Lights, kid. [ laughter ] and we were all so, so tired from this, like, rigorous shooting hes like, if you want to go see the Northern Lights, ill take you weve got the rental van it looks like the clearest spots going to be about two and a half hours from here, but we can do it. I was like, i mean, yolo, bobby. Like, we only win once. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah yolo, bobby. So, were like, were driving, were driving. I mean, theres not a soul out there. Its pitch black were just going, going, going hour passes by two hours. Were like, are you seeing them . Youre like, wait, is that jimmy yeah, when do they start . Now . We saw, like, a faint were like, is that is that no thats not is that them . Jimmy is that the sun . The sun rising yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] so, were like, should we just go just a little further just a little further. And so, we went a little further. And we were like, i think i think maybe thats them. I think thats them. Jimmy i think thats good enough for you sure. Like, we saw a little. And i was like, all right, ill take it. So, we just were like, all right, its late weve got an early call time in the morning. So, were speeding back. Were speeding back to the hotel. And just taking our little Northern Lights experience and just, you know, trying to be satisfied enough with that jimmy yeah about two weeks later, bobby gets something in the mail and apparently, we broke the law in in iceland so jimmy what what happened well, we got a speeding ticket [ laughter ] jimmy by mail . By mail and it was a printedout piece of paper and it was only it was 10. So, its kind of it was worth it, obviously. But whats funny about it, is they included a photo. I never saw anything take our photo. But if you want to show them jimmy this is you can see you can see us in the van. Can you zoom in a little [ laughter and applause jimmy are you kidding me okay. Look at look at bobbys face look at bobby. Come down here. Look at bobby. He is like jimmy hes like, those Northern Lights were fantastic. Yeah. And we always make fun of him because he sighs so loudly hes like [ heavy sigh ] sorry, bobby jimmy thats fantastic but anyway, hes sighing in this picture, and im just like im along for the ride jimmy 10 speeding ticket. Yeah, why not go for it . Yeah. Anyway jimmy big news, you Just Announced that your deeper well world tour is kicking off. A world tour [ cheers and applause we get to see you yes jimmy on tour its going to be great its gonna be fun jimmy april 28th april 28th it kicks off in dublin, ireland . Yes jimmy dublin is a fun place. Oh, my god, i i love dublin i love ireland so much the irish people are so fun. You know, and they they love Country Music and songwriters over there i think theres like, you know, kind of a Kindred Spirit between traditional celtic folk music jimmy yeah and, kind of, bluegrass, and folk, and country. And so, we always have an amazing time there so, im so excited to kick it off in this beautiful Little Theater there. Jimmy congratulations. So jimmy deeper well world tour yeah. [ cheers and applause in honor of your tour kicking off in ireland and st. Patricks day coming up, i thought wed maybe toast with a couple oh oh, a wee little pint [ cheers and applause jimmy with a couple guinnesses is this real . Jimmy this is real this is real. Are you going to chug it jimmy no okay. Jimmy just a sip for good luck cheers. Jimmy Kacey Musgraves, everybody. [ cheers and applause congrats good luck. Break a leg, break a leg congratulations. Kacey musgraves. Deeper well is out at midnight tonight and she performs for us later. Well be right back with Deion Sanders. [ cheers and applause hold on youre still purchasing your lenses from your optometrist . What are you doing . Come on walk with me to the glory that is 1800 contacts. Its quick. Affordable. Easy to use. Itll take you 5 minutes youve got 5 minutes. And your order is on the way. 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Yeah, but [ laughter ] i wish like one day we could just trade jimmy the university of colorado would be so upset [ laughter ] they would be so bummed if i showed up to practice like, hey, guys, lets watch a movie. You guys seen rudy . [ laughter ] lets watch rudy. i dont know what i would do youre having a pretty great year, by the way can i just tell you whats happening with you you were named sports illustrateds sportsperson of the year amen. [ cheers and applause jimmy 2023 was colorados first soldout football season in almost 30 years [ cheers and applause colorado home games generated over 113 million for the city of boulder wow, wow. [ cheers and applause jimmy this year marked a a 20 increase in college applications, including a 50 increase from African American students [ cheers and applause and theres even a class offered about you on campus, and you help teach it. I teach it. [ light laughter ] jimmy primetime Public Performance and leadership you are professor prime. Professor prime jimmy professor prime. [ cheers and applause i mean, come on. You should see me i mean, im sitting there up there like, class . Jimmy yes. Open your binders. Jimmy yeah, open your binders, yeah [ light laughter ] i love it jimmy does any of this surprise you i expect greatness, man i expect to dominate i mean, we got our butts kicked on the field two games the other several that we lost, we were it was onepossession games so, we reloaded. And we revamped. And we got some stuff that i can work with now. And i cannot wait till this season, i cannot wait. Jimmy really, you know it . [ cheers and applause you know it. I know it i know it. I i can feel it and im happy and im excited about the fan base, about the student body, about the team, the coaches, the staff from colorado, boulder. Jimmy you love them. Abso oh my god, i dont have a bad day like every day is a great day. Im coaching my kids, darn it. [ cheers and applause jimmy you actually youre kids are there . Yeah. Jimmy yeah shedeur . Shedeurs a quarterback shilos the safety and juniors doing all the social media hes around here somewhere filming. Jimmy yeah, i saw him earlier around, yeah but shedeur, the rumor is that he might be the first draft pick well, he should [ laughter ] [ cheers ] why would they be rumors jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah he should. He should jimmy are you going to get emotional . Because this is is this the last year this is our last hurrah, man. Like, were coming down the home stretch jimmy your kids arent going to be there. Ive coached them ever since theyve been babies. So, its going to be a great year, but its going to be a a tough year emotionally because you know, this is it jimmy yeah, youre a dad, you love your kids yeah. But i got to send them off so they can make a lot of money and they can come and take care of dad [ laughter and applause jimmy i got to say, i love the book thank you jimmy elevate and dominate is the book. I loved it i thought it was so fun. Thank you jimmy and you even say in the book, too, just you can read it out of order if you want to. Just pick a chapter thats going on in your brain, in your mind and if you want some uplifting, great advice it feels like im having a a conversation with you. Thats good the audios off the chain. Kirk franklin did the music. Jimmy Kirk Franklin did the music . He was behind it all jimmy who does that in an audiobook . The audio makes you feel like you jimmy Kirk Franklin you getting ready to graduate college, youre going to church, and youre getting married. Jimmy at the same time and youre hitting the lottery at the same time [ laughter ] like thats what the music does for you. Jimmy it does. But i flagged this because the first chapter, the first thing you say, why coach prime should be your coach you go, the first line is hey, baby, its coach prime. [ laughter and applause like, like jimmy dude, thats it. I go, im having a conversation with you we wrote it the way i talk. Thats the way i talk. So, the audio is like the way i talk like, im really talking to you through this book. And thats the way i articulate myself jimmy i thought itd be fun because i know you do great pumpup speeches and make people feel good this is going to be good. Jimmy and thats what this book youve got something up your sleeve i can tell i know you jimmy no, so this is what i thought. I thought wed maybe show you a couple of people that might need a little pumpup. Okay. Jimmy and give them some good advice. I got you jimmy this first one, he Just Announced his retirement from the nfl, and i just thought maybe you could give [ cheers and applause jason kelce. What kind of speech would you give jason give me some somber music jimmy somber, somber yeah. Jason. Youve come to the end of the road, baby guess what you dont have to train no more you dont have to eat right anymore. You can just let all that go [ laughter ] and i want you to be as controversial as you ever wanted to be on your podcast i love you i appreciate you but baby, its time for you to really be you. Jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause love that dude all right, how about this . This is caitlin clark. [ cheers and applause she just became College Basketballs alltime leader in points scored. Take me up a little bit i need you to take me up a a little bit caitlin. Baby girl, let me tell you something. We coming down the home stretch. This is going to be your last dance. And guess what i need you to finish strong. I dont care what they say about the wnba but i i know what youre capable of i want you to go out there and lead like you never led before i want you to go dominate like you never dominated before and unapologetically, girl, i want you to be you jimmy yes [ cheers and applause jimmy hes making his return to wrestlemania [ cheers and applause in three weeks what will you say to our Pal Dwayne Johnson to get him fired up oh, take it down. Rock, i love you and i appreciate you youre a great actor youre a great inspirer. Youre great at everything you do but its time for you to step up to the plate and take it to the next level [ light laughter ] i need you to run for office [ cheers and applause i need you to be the president of the United States of america [ cheers and applause yeah jimmy last one last one. Jimmy last one, last one, last one right here. Finally. A lot of people think his team will win a National Championship next season how would you coach prime, pump up coach prime [ cheers and laughter look at this look at you, man. [ laughter ] dont let your appearance cause no interference in whats about to happen. [ cheers and applause you are him. You are all that i dont care what nobody say, baby you go be you you go do it [ cheers and applause jimmy coach prime Deion Sanders, everybody his new book, elevate and dominate, is available now. Well be right back with a a performance from Kacey Musgraves, stick around [ cheers and applause i am, i cried [ laughing ] i am, said i and i am lost and i cant punch buggy red. Even say why i am, i said i have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis. Thanks to skyrizi, im on my way with clearer skin. 3 out of 4 people achieved 90 clearer skin at 4 months. And skyrizi is just 4 doses a year after 2 starter doses. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy performing the architect from her new album deeper well, once again, Kacey Musgraves [ cheers and applause even something as small as an appl its simple an somehow complex sweet and divin the perfect design can i speak to the architect and theres a canyo that cuts through the desert did it get there because of a flood was it devised or were you surprised when you saw how grand it was was it thought ou at all or just paint on a wall is there anything that you regret i dont understan are there blueprints or plan can i speak to the architect sometimes i loo in the mirro and wish i could make a request could i pray it awa am i shapable clay or is this as good as it gets one day youre on top of the mountai so high that youl never come down then the wind at your bac carries ember and as that burns your whol house to the ground is it thought out at all or just paint on a wall is there anything that you regret i dont understan are there blueprints or plan can i speak to the architect i thought that i wa too broken and maybe too hard to love i was in a weird plac then i saw the right fac and the stars and th planets lined up does it happen by chanc is it all happenstance do we have any say in this mess is it too lat to make some more spac can i speak to the architect this life that we mak is it random or fate can i speak to the architect is there an architect [ cheers and applause jimmy come on, now come on that is how you do it. Thank you so much. Thank you jimmy that is how you do it Kacey Musgraves [ cheers and applause deeper well is out now its out well be right back, everybody come on [ cheers and applause mr. Box . I had this idea. Is it giving people lots of great food for 6 dollars, and letting them choose between two delicious sandwiches . Great idea, devon. Run with it that went well. And you run and get my 6 jack pack. Welcome to jack in the box you can make money the hard way as a bullfighter and you run and get my 6 jack pack. Or a human cannonball. Or save money the easy way, with xfinity mobile. Existing customers can get a free line of our most popular unlimited plan for a year not only will you save hundreds but youll also be joining millions who have connected to americas most reliable 5g network. Sure is a lot safer than becoming a stuntman for money. Get a free line of unlimited intro for a year when you buy one unlimited line. Visit xfinitymobile. Com today to learn more. 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