I will have to google the Movie Selection so i can line them up. Thank you very much for joining us starting at 5 a. M. , have a wonderful night. See [ cheers and applause steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests ricky martin Marcello Hernandez musical guest, Manuel Turizo and yandel and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1935 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, thats a hot crowd [ cheers and applause welcome. Good to see you. Thank you very much. Enjoy yourselves, enjoy yourselves welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause youre here. This is it well, guys, if youre watching at home, i assume youre still cleaning up from your big state of the union party yeah [ light laughter ] what kind of wings do you want, right wing, left wing . [ laughter ] yeah earlier tonight, President Biden delivered the annual state of the Union Address and bidens speech was historic it was the first time that the font size on the teleprompter was 8,000. [ laughter ] seriously, i stuck my head out the window, i could read his teleprompter i was like, oh, hey [ laughter ] actually, it was a nice night. Biden looked out the members of congress and said, finally, a a place where i seem pretty young. [ laughter ] there was a lot of pressure on biden tonight. His Campaign Staff was watching his speech the way you watch a a toddler learning to walk its like, go, go hes doing it. Good, good hes good. Oh no, he fell he fell. [ light laughter ] hes not trying, hes okay. Tonight, the room was filled with over 500 members of congress but senator Mitch Mcconnell wasnt there well, he attended, but he wasnt there [ laughter ] during his speech, biden laid out his vision for the country i give him credit, its hard to give a speech about vision when youre squinting the whole time [ laughter ] come on, man, come on come on. Come on, man come on come on. [ laughter ] biden also highlighted his administrations big accomplishments, like growing the economy, record low unemployment, and working with the lizard people to rig the super bowl [ laughter and applause that was tough that was tough i couldnt believe he did that that one was steve he did it. He did it. Jimmy that was top notch thats right, bidens staff hoped his speech would reassure voters about his mental fitness. Although it got off to a rough start when he said, good evening, my fellow americans and Vice President spongebob. And you go [ laughter ] thats right, the state of the union was tonight and as usual, there was a lot of clapping. I mean, just take a look at this were the United States of america, and theres nothing, nothing beyond our capacity if we do it together. Thank you. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy its great well, listen to this i read that the white house hosted dozens of digital creators and influencers and briefed them on what biden would cover in his state of the union thats why biden ended tonights speech with, be sure to like and subscribe. [ laughter and applause yeah, it was a productive briefing for biden before the meeting, he thought tiktok was the name of his pacemaker. [ laughter ] well, after bidens address, the republican rebuttal was delivered by senator katie britt. Yeah, its interesting how theres always a rebuttal. But look look at how it all went down. At 9 00, biden delivers the state of the union at 10 00, republican katie britt delivers the rebuttal then, Chuck Schumer delivers the rebuttal to the rebuttal then, Steve Scalise delivers the clapback to the rebuttal to the rebuttal then, dick durbin delivers the aw hell no to the clapback then, chuck glassley delivers the i cant even right now to the aw hell no. Then, ed markey delivers the cash me outside, how bow dah to the i cant even right now. Then, roger wicker delivers the im goin real housewives on your ass to the cash me outside how bow dah. And finally, Bernie Sanders screams, would you all just shut the hell up. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy thats the rundown some more political news, President Biden and former President Trump are set for a rematch. And trump just said that he will debate biden any time, anywhere, any place. It actually led to a pretty Interesting Exchange here. Yeah, first trump said, ill debate you any time, anywhere, any place. Then biden said, im game hows tuesday at 1 00 p. M. . [ laughter ] and trump said, youre on oh, wait, i cant. Im in court that day. What about wednesday at noon . [ laughter ] and biden said, ill be there wait, no, ill be at the doctor getting my bones tightened hows friday at 3 00 p. M. . [ laughter ] then trump said, its on wait, i cant. Court again. How about monday at 4 p. M. . Then biden said, lets do it wait, im going to do lap around the rose garden, so, im booked all day hows next sunday at 10 00 a. M. . And trump said, its on like donkey kong wait, sorry. Im getting botox before my new mugshot. Hows tuesday at 7 p. M. . And finally, biden said, youre on aww, dammit, thats my bedtime. [ laughter and applause theyll figure it out. Did you guys see this . During a recent podcast appearance, rfk jr. Was asked about flying on Jeffrey Epsteins plane. And he had a pretty strange defense. Watch this im in new york for most of my life. Yeah. And i run into everybody in new york i mean, i knew Harvey Weinstein i knew roger ailes i knew o. J. Simpson came to my house i remember bill cosby came to my house [ laughter ] jimmy that has to be the worst celebrity name dropping ive ever seen [ laughter ] yeah, i had lunch with jeffrey dahmer. [ applause ] i had the manson family over. Does he live in an apartment or rikers[ ive got to meet the guy who heard that and said, well, hes got my vote i think hes [ laughter ] its not exactly the best campaign slogan, either. Rfk jr. , bill cosby came to my house. [ laughter and applause what well, switching gears, the fda just issued a safety warning after finding cinnamon products contaminated with lead yeah, now if you eat a cinnabon at the airport, you cant get through the metal detector [ laughter ] [ mimicking metal detector ] this morning, parents were like, stop crying and eat your bowl of cinnamon coast clank. [ laughter ] luckily, most people have the same bottle of cinnamon in their cabinet since 1984 so, i think were going to be all right. [ laughter ] well, get this, after a door fell off one of their planes, boeing took two months to give investigators a list of names of their door specialists. The ceo was like, we had the list, but it blew away when the door fell off. [ laughter ] when boeing failed to provide the names and documents, the government was like, youre screwed. And boeing was like, screws thats what thank you thank you. Thats exactly thank you. Screws. [ laughter and applause some more business news. Yesterday, linkedin experienced a major outage and went offline for tens of thousands of people which explains why this morning the i. T. Guy at linkedin posted, im excited to announce im looking for a new job. [ laughter ] some sports news, new cycling helmets that were just debuted are creating some controversy in the cycling world heres a photo of it look at looks like hes wearing a dyson air fryer on his head. [ laughter ] so far, theyve sold one to the guy in that photo. [ light laughter ] even people who bought the Apple Vision Pro were like, that guy looks like an idiot. [ laughter ] and finally, this is wild, i heard that a Bowling Alley in pennsylvania is hosting a nude bowling event. [ laughter ] yeah, for one night, the shoes wont be the grossest thing at the Bowling Alley. [ laughter and applause when you hear someone say, oh, sorry, i think i grabbed your ball by accident, two very Different Things could have happened [ laughter and applause we have a great show give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy what a show what a show what a show we have for you tonight. He is a grammywinning artist and emmynominated actor who stars in the new series, palm royale, which begins streaming march 20th on apple tv plus. Ricky martin is here tonight [ cheers and applause come on. Stud steve come on. Jimmy he is a very funny comedian, who you know from saturday night live, which is all new this weekend with host, josh brolin, and musical guest, ariana grande. Marcello hernandez is joining us steve come on. [ cheers and applause jimmy funny guy. Steve love that dude jimmy and weve got great music from Manuel Turizo and yandel [ cheers and applause mamasota. Guys, it is time to play who said it . Here we go [ cheers and applause tonight sho who said it tonight sho who said it jimmy all right. All right, heres how it works im going to show you im going to show you a real quote and its up to you to decide who said it. And tonight, were looking at quotes that could have been said by either donald trump or a cartoon character. [ light laughter ] everyone have their clicker . You can use those to vote. Higgins, roots, you guys have clickers steve got it jimmy all right, good. Green for trump, red for cartoon. Okay the first quote is, take me home, mommy. This is too tough for me. Was it former President Trump or was that a famous cartoon character . Cast your votes. Take me home, mommy. Steve take me home, mommy . I say cartoon. Jimmy im going to go im going to go trump. Steve probably is trump. [ laughter ] jimmy it feels right tariq its definitely trump. If you say it in his voice, then its youre like oh, wow, thats trump. [ laughter ] jimmy take me home, mommy. [ laughter ] tariq thats right thats it. Jimmy take me home all right, the votes are in. Lets see the results of the votes here [ drumroll ] oh, everyone thinks its a a cartoon. All right, lets see who said it take me home, mommy, this is too tough for me [ cheers and applause jimmy take me home, mommy, this is too tough for me take me home. Wow that was him this is a fun game all right, heres our next quote. This is, thats right, im an expert at talking. Steve oh, well, come on. Unless youre trying to fool us this might be a cartoon character just to fool us. Jimmy thats right. Im an expert at talking. [ laughter ] steve big, beautiful jimmy a lot of people many people have said i like talking. Very good at the talking. I think trump. Tariq its definitely trump, too jimmy all right, lets see lets see the results what do the votes what do the votes say . [ drumroll ] everyone said trump. All right, who said it thats right. [ oinks i am an expert at talking. [ applause ] jimmy ah, it was peppa pig steve the old switcheroo jimmy peppa pig all right, here we go. I voted for trump, too here we go the next quote here says, come on, everyone, weve got a wall to finish [ laughter ] steve okay im going to say cartoon character cause i think that sounds too much like trump so, its going to be jimmy obviously, i think yeah, you think its trick one steve yeah jimmy it has to be it has to be trump. Tariq no, cartoon. Steve no jimmy no lets see the results. [ drumroll ] all right, good. I voted trump, as well lets see the results. Who said it . Come on, everyone weve got a wall to finish [ sad tuba ] jimmy all right, thats good [ applause ] okay, okay, okay steve theyre trying to theyre trying to trick us jimmy ill rebound here. Steve yeah jimmy next up, we have ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding boom, psheen, poom. [ laughter ] steve oh, no jimmy i was gonna go cartoon but steve im going to go trump just for the heck of it. Boom, boom, boom, ding. Boom, boom, pshoom. Tariq trump. Jimmy boom, boom, bing, boom boom. Steve guy came up to me crying. Jimmy oh, yeah, okay im going cartoon. But i think im wrong. Lets see the results. [ drumroll ] yeah, everyone says trump. Yeah, i think it is. Lets take a look. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Boom, psheen, poom. [ cheers and applause [ incoherent noises jimmy take me home, mommy. [ laughter ] steve wheres mercedes . Jimmy yeah heres another quote here. It says, theres Nothing Better than properly done waffles with butter and syrup all over them. Steve ah, shoot. Jimmy that could be either one. Steve yeah, either thats a tossup jimmy thats a tossup steve he rarely praises anything but himself, so i think its a cartoon jimmy do you quest, do you think trump . Questlove it can go any way. Steve ima say cartoon jimmy yeah i i i easily can go trump, but im going to go cartoon. Lets see the results here [ drumroll ] whoa its a dead heat barely, yeah, squeaking in there. Lets see who said it . Theres Nothing Better than properly done waffles with butter and syrup all over them [ cheers and applause m steve wow jimmy Nothing Better. All right, lets do lets do one more here we go it says, im ready, im ready, im ready. Cast your votes. That could be either one all right. Steve im ready, im ready, im ready. Jimmy all right, here we go lets see the results. What do we think yeah, pretty even. The cartoons in the lead. Who said it . Both im ready, im ready, im ready. Jimmy there you go, Everybody Wins [ cheers and applause thank you, guys, so much for playing. Thats all the time we have for who said it. Stick around, well be back with more tonight show, everybody. 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Girl, im going to show you the night of your life, and we aint going to spend a penny first stop, the hospital you aint even got to know nobody you just walk up in there, and just cough a little bit, boom, jello [ laughter ] ill take you out on a dinner, and start off with champagne, and then share a big plate of chicken wings and double dippin celery sticks achoo id love to have you over for my favorite meal sometime. Pasghetti and meatloaf. Lonnie d, d call me, me, me, me. I like to laugh, ha, ha. Teehee. Bebebabooboo uh, wheres my hat my hat, my hat this is interesting my testicles never stopped growing. [ laughter ] so i currently have over three pounds of extra testicular meat where did i get the suit . I got the suit at mr. Gs warehouse. The g stands for, god damn, you look good. [ laughter ] give me a call. And if my mother answers, were probably just sleeping in the same bed [ laughter ] i want to get serious with you. I want to marry you. 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What up what did you find . Some crazy stuff you can find out there. Jimmy its the 25th anniversary the 25th anniversary of livin la vida loca. 25 years ago . [ cheers and applause insane i think that was the first time wed met you were on saturday night live. Yeah, and it was crazy. Beautiful crazy. Im not complaining. It was amazing jimmy it was fans going it was just the craziest experience ive ever seen. I was like we had to put up different barriers because your fans were screaming so much. And like they were trying to get in just to even get a peek at you it feels like yesterday a lot has a happened [ laughter ] jimmy does it feel like yesterday . Yeah, i mean, because it was so powerful. It was such an important moment in my life it was like a before and after, livin la vida loca. You know what i mean jimmy did you know it was a hit when you recorded it immediately jimmy you did . Im not kidding [ laughter ] jimmy i love the honesty no, i love the honesty [ cheers and applause i dont want to sound weird, but the truth is that i heard the demo desmond child, an amazing producer, and draco rosa, sent it to me and im like, hold on a second wait a minute. This is the song. The album was already recorded we were about to go into mastering. Jimmy it was done . And i said, everybody go back into the studio we need to record this song. And its livin la vida loca. It was super crazy super amazing. [ cheers and applause and im on the road at the moment with Enrique Iglesias and pitbull, and i sing that song, obviously, and i get a a standing ovation every night after that song. Its so beautiful. Jimmy its part of our life now. [ vocalizing ] [ cheers ] jimmy i mean, its so good its so fun. Lets talk about your new series youre getting great buzz on this new series, palm royale, by the way can i just go down a couple of people on the cast, my faves. Kristen wiig, laura dern, Carol Burnett. Whats it like working with these people i know, theres so many names, sorry. Its difficult not to drop names, its not appropriate, but you have to. Jimmy hows Carol Burnett . Carol burnett is wonderful. A very generous actress. Super funny. In front of the camera, and behind the camera, super funny she would walk first of all, the first scenes that we worked together, you know, her role is in a coma. And she would throw a couple of jokes before the scene, and then i had to do a little monologue. A very serious monologue, because shes in a coma, and im supposed to be very sad. [ laughter ] jimmy she would just Say Something action and youre like, how can you do that before the action . [ laughter ] its like, you cannot do that. Im with you and i love you. And then she would be like [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah you cant take the comedy out. You cant take the comedy out of Carol BurnettLaura Dern Laura dern laura dern, laura dern, i got stoned with her on set, because of the scene [ laughter ] because of a scene we were smoking marijuana, fake marijuana, in the scene. Jimmy are you sure it was fake i dont know if it was fake, but shes so powerful as an actress. She was stoned, i got stoned she gave me that also. Jimmy really and it was kind of like, i dont know i was high with her. [ laughter ] jimmy like an acting high . Like an acting high and i said, laura, im stoned with you. And shes like, im [ bleep ]faced [ laughter ] and we used that for the scene and it was fake pot. It was fake. Jimmy okay, all right. This is acting this is acting, folks. This is serious scenes that you have to but it was very beautiful to work with her jimmy and kristen wiig, who is one of my alltime faves. One of the funniest. It was beautiful, because shes a force. She is also hilarious, but shes very, very powerful. In every scene, she would give her best and i remember walking into makeup room every morning, and we would read the scenes and she always makes you feel comfortable. Because im new at this. I mean, i still get nervous. I get nervous all the time im in touch with my emotions, all right . [ laughter ] thats how it goes and she would always make me feel comfortable jimmy i heard that this whole thing started on the dance floor. In an oscar party in an afterhours oscar party. It was really cool afterparty i try to go every year, because its wonderful and i was dancing next to the creator of the show, abe sylvia, who is a wonderful producer and director. And someone that also taught me so much. And we were just dancing and i dont know what happened a couple of days later, he contacted my agent, and two weeks later i had the script jimmy no way and then two weeks later, i flew to l. A. To meet with tate taylor, also the director and executive producer of the show jimmy yeah and i am so lucky to be part of such a wonderful show, because this is one serious its serious, but its funny, but its dark. But its so much, this show. Everything that you can imagine as an audience, you will feel with this show and then obviously to be surrounded by such an amazing cast jimmy how do we describe the plot of the show well, its kristen wiig, who is this woman that really wants to be part of the high society of i was going to say palm royale. Jimmy palm beach palm beach, thank you [ light laughter ] thank you. And everything that she goes through. Now, my character is robert. Robert works in this club, and he doesnt trust her he doesnt like her. Jimmy shes trying to climb her way up the social ladders. Exactly thank you very much. Jimmy its brilliant i want to show a clip. Heres ricky martin and kristen wiig in palm royale. Take a look at this. Wheres all the food . Are you hungry . I can prepare something with what ive got in my kitchenette. No, i dont want you to prepare me anything. Wheres food in the mansion . Do you know anything about rich people . I am a rich person. Well, then you would know that you dont keep anything in the house because your days are filled with lunches and brunches, and your nights are filled with galas. And you always watch your weight of course, i knew that. Everybody knows that you would know that if you want to throw a little cocktail party, youd have it catered but good luck trying to find someone spur of the moment during this season you would have to know someone to call in a favor but wait, you dont know anybody, do you . Actually, i do know someone, and i dont need a fully catered event. You would have to know someone to call in a favor but wait, you dont know anybody, do you . Actually, i do know someone, and i dont need a fully catered event. [ cheers and applause tariq tequila. 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Welcome to jack in the box [ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest is a very funny comedian, who you know from saturday night live, which is all new this weekend with host, josh brolin and musical guest, ariana grande. Please welcome, Marcello Hernandez [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy you look fantastic this is what im talking about you look great i gotta watch the tail. Jimmy marcello, you look unbelievable thank you for dressing up for the show i had to dress like this, and i brought you a bottle of champagne that i made for you. It says, marcello and jimmy, tonight show numero uno. [ laughter and applause jimmy oh, this is and, very quick, i want to do a shoutout. Can i do a quick shoutout . Jimmy of course you can. I want to do a shoutout, obviously, to my mami, and to my papi, and to my stepdad, jose, and to my little sister, isabella, and to my tio pepito, my uncle, i love you so much, tio pepito thats it. Jimmy thats it. Good [ cheers and applause welcome to the show. Yes jimmy welcome to the show, and thank you for being here by the way, i did meet your beautiful mother before the show oh, my mami, yes. Jimmy shes here tonight shes in the probably in the audience somewhere where is she . Jimmy hi, mom. Mama. [ cheers and applause jimmy cheers, mom. Salud, mami jimmy your boy has done pretty well. Yum. Thats good jimmy thank you, bud was mom always supportive . Was did she know that did you know that he was going to be a big star one day . Yeah, right jimmy yeah, yeah yeah, right jimmy shes very cool about it, yeah yeah, shes very chill. Jimmy were you a good kid growing up was he a good kid . I would say i could describe myself as a pain in the ass. [ laughter ] jimmy you were yeah. Jimmy were you were you smart . Um, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy wow. I just i wasnt like a a great student per se i think the only thing i can remember is, i went to Summer School for math and for science. And i was supposed to bring a c up to a b. Jimmy yeah and i got a d in Summer School [ laughter ] so, i think im like the only kid ever that went to Summer School and then came back and was like, can i keep my original grade, please . Jimmy can i keep the grade that got me here. Yeah you have josh brolin hosting this weekend, ariana grande. Have you gotten the pitch meeting nailed down yet . The pitch meeting is when you have the host, everyone gathers into lornes office, the writers, the cast, and you all pitch ideas to the host. Yeah, i never nailed that. Its my biggest weakness, i would say. Im so bad at it sometimes i do good and the whole room is like, oh, wow. [ laughter ] jimmy not bad, hes actually yeah this week with josh brolin, i had a pitch, and i got zero laughs, and i kept talking and lorne looks at me and goes, are you done . [ laughter ] so thats how its going jimmy yeah, thats how its going for you, good. Youll get there, or maybe you wont. Because i never got it before you got on saturday night live, we were talking, you did standup we were talking backstage on how you used to go on the street and try to sell tickets to come to your shows. Dude, yeah. I did that for a long i did that for like three years. I sold tickets on the street and its a hard job, because i sold tickets next to drug dealers. And no matter what im selling, they have a better product like [ laughter ] id be like, comedy show, comedy show. And the guy next to me is like, and i have cocaine. So what do you want to do . Do you want to go to the show or you want to be the show which one do you want to do . [ laughter ] struggle jimmy before you got on saturday night live, we were actually trying to book you for our show i know. Jimmy to do standup. But it just happened too fast. I know. And i was so excited to do it. Its obviously a dream of mine to do standup on this show. And i got snl, which is a great consolation prize. Lorne, im very grateful [ laughter ] but, no, im just, yeah. Jimmy we actually have a a little time left would you want to make your tonight show debut [ cheers and applause are you serious jimmy your standup your standup debut are you for real . Jimmy right now. Okay, what do i do . Jimmy go backstage go back jimmy go back. Ill introduce you okay. Jimmy go back. All right, get ready back there. Here we go making his tonight show debut, please welcome, the very funny, Marcello Hernandez [ cheers and applause yes thank you so much. Thank you for this opportunity um, my name is Marcello Hernandez my parents are both immigrants, and they both speak english, but Different Levels of english. I brought my dad to snl recently, and all the writers were like, its so nice to meet you its very nice to meet you. And my dads response was, me, too. [ laughter ] my mom is much better at english. Shes kind of a philosopher. She has the most interesting questions. One day at dinner, she asked me, she looks at me and goes, marcello, whats the difference between a butt dial and a booty call . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause i was like, wow. That is an amazing question. Touche, my queen i dont know but the funny thing to me about being latino is that whenever i meet, like, really american people, they always have to tell me something. And thats how many years of spanish they took. [ laughter ] they dont even want to, its like a tick that they have, you know theyre like, youre hispanic . And im like, yeah. And then they go, oh, thats nice, i took seven years of spanish. And im like wow, thank you so much thank you. And theyre like, oh, you dont believe me lunes. Martes sabado suavemente. [ cheers and applause they do that and they only do that to us, okay thats what funny to me. They only do it to latinos they would never do it to anybody else a white person would never go up to a black guy and be like, hey man, it was all a dream. [ laughter ] like, they would never do that but they do it to us, okay and we never do it to them thats whats funny to me. We never do it to them my dad doesnt really speak english, but he would never go up to a white guy and be like, hey, my friend, look at me. Hahahaha, look at me, papi, are you ready . Look at me ready . Monday huh, do you like that . [ laughter ] monday, huh, tuesday, you like that you think im stupid wednesday. You like that . I know what you like, papi, i know what you like. Sweet caroline [ cheers and applause thank you, guys. Jimmy Marcello Hernandez dude, thats how you do it thats how you do it, buddy. Thank you so much jimmy that how you do it Marcello Hernandez [ cheers and applause that is how you do it. Check out a standing ovation, there you go. Check out saturday night live this weekend, with host, josh brolin, and musical guest, ariana grande. Well be right back with more tonight show. Not bad. 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