You tomorrow. Byebye. [ cheers and applause steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests josh groban. John stamos. Musical guest, tyla. With a special appearance by mick jagger. And featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1860 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh thats what im talking about. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you so much. Enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause thank you very much. Great crowd. Well, guys, we are just one week away from halloween [ cheers ] but i saw that due to a global cocoa shortage, chocolate is going to be way more expensive [ audience oohs yes, the price of chocolate has gotten so out of hand that people can only afford m or m. [ laughter ] thats right you know chocolates gotten pricey when you see a guy grating a snickers bar over a kids halloween bucket [ laughter ] all right everyone gets one dusting. Right now, the circus peanuts like, well, well, well, look who came crawling back. [ laughter ] circus peanut, very available. Yep, chocolate is more expensive. However, if you hand out raisins instead, the damage to your house will cost way more. [ laughter ] well, some big political news, this morning, House Republicans nominated minnesota congressman tom emmer to be their next speaker of the house and a few hours later, he dropped out of the race because he couldnt get the votes. [ laughter ] yep, this morning emmer ordered 1,000 business cards, and this afternoon his assistant was like, im going to go ahead and cancel that order. [ laughter ] we should have known this guy was not going to be speaker of the house. This is an actual clip from a congressional hearing in 2021. Look at this this is real todays gig economy sprung up from the last recession [ laughter ] that offers a job to anyone who wants one. Im sorry, mr. Emmer . Yes are you okay . [ laughter ] i am. Youre upside down, tom jimmy youre upside down, tom. Guys, i heard that republicans held a closeddoor meeting about the House Speaker job, and they blasted white noise outside the door so that reporters wouldnt be able to hear anything from the hall. Yeah, anyway, we got a clip of the white noise. Steve really jimmy yeah, check this out i was raised in a small town in Southern Indiana in a big family with a corn field in the backyard [ cheers and applause jimmy its the only way i can sleep at night yeah, after 21 days, Congress Still doesnt have a speaker of the house. They picked another new nominee today, but then he quickly dropped out. It can be a little confusing so, lets break it down as simply as we can its time for the news in pictures. The news in picture yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy well, its been three weeks since the house had a speaker and lawmakers are absolutely furious [ laughter ] they were at a moment where the entire Republican Party seems to be having an identity crisis [ laughter ] and its left the house of representatives dangling on the edge [ light laughter ] speaker is an important job. Youre basically the star quarterback, not just some Dallas Cowboys cheerleader [ laughter ] but trying to elect a new one has left experienced politicians completely frozen. [ laughter ] all the choices feel about the same, like some generic white guy made by ai [ laughter ] but this isnt what americans want to focus on right now its halloween its a time for giant pumpkins, scary skeletons, and pretending to be someone youre not [ laughter ] so hopefully they figure this out soon, because the whole thing is getting super old [ laughter ] this has been the news in pictures. [ cheers and applause the news in picture yeah jimmy well, yesterday former President Trump held a Campaign Rally in new hampshire. And at one point during his speech, he made a pretty cool discovery. Watch this come for us [ cheers and applause you know how you spell us, right . You spell us, us. I just picked that up. Has anyone ever thought of that before i just picked that up. [ laughter ] a couple days im reading and it said, us. And i said, you know if you think about it, us equals us. [ laughter ] jimmy im giving you all a a few seconds to process that. [ laughter ] us is us. Oh, yeah thats gotta be a pretty interesting president ial library. [ laughter ] the wheels on the bus go round and round. [ laughter ] round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round. Swish, swish, swish. [ laughter and applause its weird when you know all the fourletter words, but not the twoletter ones, you know. [ laughter ] speaking of trump, today he attended his civil fraud trial in new york city to watch his former lawyer, michael cohen, testify against him. And it was the first time that theyve been in the same room in five years. [ audience oohs damn, only five more years and he wouldve beaten melanias record [ laughter ] yeah, it was the showdown everyones been waiting for, even the judge was like, ooh, this is getting juicy. [ laughter ] trump couldnt believe cohen turned on him. He was like, besides being the reason you went to jail, what did i ever do to you . [ laughter ] you could tell trump was furious at cohen he was like, im not even going to tell you about the u. S. us thing. Youre not worth it. [ laughter ] well, tonight President Biden welcomed australian prime minister, anthony albanese, to the white house. And there was a bit of a mix up at first but here, check out this video make yourself at home you look like you could use a little r r what happened what do you mean . You said r r. Did something happen no, i said r r. It means rest and relaxation oh. With an australian accent, r r sounds like oh, no. Hey, you like the mood here i put in some riseup lights razor blades . No, riseup lights. Theyre lights that rise up. Oh, right riseup lights hey, im thinking of taking a trip to scandinavia. Which country should i check out . Norway. No, seriously im doing it where should i go . Im telling you, norway stop saying, no, way. Im telling you, im going im not saying no way, im saying norway. Were off to a fun start. [ applause ] jimmy thats interesting oh, no. Well, some news from overseas. There are some reports going around that vladamir putin recently had a heart attack. But today the kremlin denied the claims it was tough for medics because the defibrillator paddles kept slipping off his oiledup chest. [ laughter ] after the reports, people accused the kremlin of using a a putin body double. And putin said, now yall hang on just a i mean, please, hang on. This is misunderstanding. [ laughter ] some sports news guys, the new nba season tipped off tonight. Yeah [ cheers and applause the new nba season tipped off tonight with 30 teams competing for a championship we thought wed welcome the new season with a song about the team logos here we go [ cheers and applause the New York Knicks have a basketbal the toronto raptor have a basketball the miami hea have a basketbal and the phoenix suns have a basketball well the indiana pacer have a basketball and the Brooklyn Nets have a basketbal the Orlando Magic have a basketball and the portland trail blazer have a okay, lets move on the dallas maverick have a basketbal well the utah jazz they have a basketbal well the Detroit Pistons have a basketball and the portlan trail blazers oh jeez, not this again lets circle back. The timberwolve have a basketbal well the l. A. Clippers have a basketball and the portland trail blazers have a oh, god okay, lets just figure this out. Its a real bad drawing of a candy can its comma and apostroph doing their thing its picassos versio of a hurricane its ed sheeran going down a drai its Donald Trumps hair with a chickens wing its a 69 dont want to be profane man i dont know what it is at all all i know is that i aint a basketball hey, tariq let me ask you what is this thing do you have a clue tariq its weird an round and red and whit kind of looks like a cooki imma take a bite [ air horn ] [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you. Switching gears. [ laughter ] hey guys, did you hear about this cruel summer just became taylor swifts tenth number one song okay four years [ cheers and applause its great love that song but four years after it was released it came out four years ago the original yeah its pretty crazy. Now some other artists are hoping to get their old songs charting again check out what some of them had to say first, ed sheeran said congratulations, congrats, taylor now lets get shape of you on the charts. [ laughter ] then sugar ray said, hey, we wouldnt be mad if fly or every morning made an appearance l. O. L. And then shaggy said, you take some strawberry jam and put it in the ham, take the ham and the jam and you put it them your hand. And then right said fred said, were too sexy for a lot of things, but not too sexy for another chart topper. And then shaggy said, you take the Pumpkin Spice and you mix it all up, then you put it together in a starbucks cup. Then you drink it all up and throw it the can, then go back and make some strawberry jam. [ cheers and applause and then the foo fighters said, wait, what is shaggy talking about . Did he really say these things . And finally shaggy said, it wasnt me. There you go [ laughter and applause well guys, listen to this, i read using an antiaging skin cream has become super popular among genz. And that one of the top brands is called drunk elephant. To be honest, ive never even heard of drunk elephant. Oh, its the absolute best, jimmy. Jimmy im sorry. Sorry, steve, you use drunk elephant skin cream . Every day and it really works. Here, watch this i just rub on some little squirts of drunk elephant cream all over my face [ laughter ] jimmy yeah and jimmy i understand yeah, you do that all over your face and then what [ cheers and applause voila i look amazing and i feel amazing jimmy its incredible. You look just like john stamos is there any downsides it wears off really quick [ laughter and applause jimmy thank you. All right, i see well, thank you, steve thank you, appreciate it good job steve mandel he looks great steve wow. Jimmy hey guys, i saw that tinder has a new feature called matchmaker which allows your family and friends to weigh in on your matches. [ light laughter ] theres already a name for that its called thanksgiving [ laughter ] why arent you married . Im just not sure your date wants to hear, great news, mother thinks were a perfect match. [ eerie music [ laughter and applause i heard about a man in florida who was arrested for allegedly using red and blue lights on his car, and trying to pull vehicles over while wearing a Tampa Bay Buccaneers jersey. Sounds like retirements been rough for tom brady. [ laughter and applause guys, finally it is tuesday. It is time for we post. Here we go [ cheers and applause we post we post jimmy welcome we post. This is where we as a group decide something that we should post on socials. Im going to show you five different posts. Were all going to vote on whether you like each one or not. You all have clickers at your seats . Yes jimmy hey, perfect all right, you can vote for all of them. You can vote for none of them. Whatever you want. I just want you to have fun, have a good time here. Higgins, roots, you have clickers too steve got it ill post whichever one gets the most likes from all of us. Because its not a me post its a we post. [ cheers ] all right, you are ready the first post is, theres a certain way a doordash guy says, enjoy that i just know hes eaten some fries. [ laughter ] yeah, enjoy. Steve enjoy. Jimmy yeah, hey, youll love it. I did. I mean, you will you will steve those are real good. Jimmy all right. The votes are in lets see the results. Yeah not bad. 136. All right. All right, lets go to this next one this next one says, candles must look at candelabras like, ooh, big plans tonight . [ laughter ] ooh. Hi fancy. All right. Lets see the results here steve oh do not be our guest. [ sad tuba ] jimmy very honest audience yeah, they go, no. [ laughter ] steve thank you, no. Jimmy they could have chose not to vote. But they chose to vote no. No but i love that. All right, here we go. The next one says, window units are the above ground pools of the air conditioning world. [ laughter ] yeah window units are the above ground im afraid of those things i was afraid to install those ones i was afraid that would fall out the window all right. Lets see the results right here all right. Not bad. [ cheers and applause p steve two below. Jimmy i dont know these all, they dont necessarily get better i just want to remind you guys [ laughter ] next up, this one says, theres always one or two people on a construction site that look like theyre just wearing the helmet for fun. [ laughter ] pointing at things pointing at stuff. All right. Lets see the results here steve come on. Jimmy whoa my gosh [ cheers and applause wow. Steve wow. Jimmy now youre being too nice [ laughter ] now youre being too nice. Steve that might be a record jimmy this last one says, any other guys lower their voice an octave when talking with the home depot guy . [ laughter ] do you know where the do you know where the wrenches are . Steve no. Jimmy you want to arm wrestle . [ laughter ] all right, lets see the results here [ cheers and applause no we got it. We have a winner it looks like its this right here [ dings [ cheers and applause im going to post this during the break. If you happen to see it online, give that we post a repost thank you for playing. We have a great show tonight josh groban is here. [ cheers and applause john stamos is joining us. Has a brand new book out today [ cheers and applause and we got music from tyla [ cheers and applause when we come back, were doing something fun with mick jagger of the rolling stones. 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[ light laughter ] jimmy but but gazpachos cold it was a hot gazpacho jimmy this is awful. I knew that buying a soundproof freezer was a mistake. Were doomed yes, we are doomed. Well, since this might be the end, i have a few secrets to share, to get off my chest [ cheers and applause jimmy same when i text someone, sorry, i just saw your text, im lying i saw it right when they sent it [ laughter and applause i know. I have a secret to share with you. One time i did get satisfaction [ laughter and applause way back way back in 1992 jimmy really from from what . Popping bubblewrap. [ laughter ] its just so satisfying. Jimmy i still cry when i use no tears shampoo [ light laughter ] you know, i want to tell you, my real name, its not mick its rick. [ laughter ] one time, a barista got it wrong [ laughter ] and i was too polite to correct her. [ laughter ] it just got stuck. Jimmy it stuck, yeah, yeah, yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy no one really knows this, but my laugh is fake [ light laughter ] because if anyone heard my real laugh, it would ruin my career [ light laughter ] can i hear your real laugh . [ light laughter ] jimmy i guess, since its just us in here. [ dolphin sound [ laughter and applause i get it. [ light laughter ] let me tell you Something Else i never really liked going to studio 54. Jimmy why not . Theres a much better club next door. Jimmy what was it called uh, studio 55 [ light laughter ] jimmy you know, being a late night host actually wasnt my childhood dream. Like a lot of comedians, i always wanted to be a rock star thats weird. I always wanted to be a comedian jimmy like me . Yes, like you but funny. [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy wow, mick jagger called me funny. [ light laughter ] i never told anyone this before, but im banksy [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy you know, sometimes, after a long run, i sprinkle pop rocks in my undies its the only way i can feel [ light laughter ] i actually do a good jimmy fallon impression. [ audience oohs [ cheers ] jimmy can i hear it . Sure. [ dolphin sound [ applause ] steve what are you guys doing in here . Jimmy my god, its higgins, were saved steve my gosh, mick jagger would you would you sign my hackney diamond album . Course. Steve here you go. Oh, my gosh, this is great jimmy hes gonna sign it for you. Steve thank you. Wait, it says rick oof. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause this has been freezer secrets. Stick around for more tonight show after the break [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause [ scattered applause ] attend the tale of sweeney todd jimmy there he is [ cheers and applause thats what im talking about. Thank you so much and im on cabenuva. It helps keep me undetectable. 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Jimmy you look great you look great. Lilac for you to night jimmy you really did lilac for me and i love it thank you so much. But i also im loving the beard. Are you going to shave that off . The moment i step out of that theater in january. Im going to trim it jimmy okay im not going to shave it all. Because it is contour for men. It gives me a nice, like [ cheers ] jimmy you look great i do like it. I wasnt able to grow one for a really long time so, now that i have one, i might keep it. Jimmy i want to show a a picture of you this is was whos that baby jimmy yeah, look at this baby here. This is [ cheers and applause this is the 20th anniversary the 20th anniversary of that album, yeah. It was an album that really changed my life. And i cant believe the time has flown jimmy 20 years josh, thats crazy im an old jimmy no, youre not an old. Im an old but i mean this is wild. November 17th, this comes out. Yeah, this comes out. And so many of the songs on this album changed my life and have been a part of so many peoples lives and when they write me letters, they talk about a lot of the songs on this album. So, were putting it out with some extra songs and bonus stuff. Some studio stuff thats not been released before jimmy congrats on the 20th Anniversary Deluxe edition pick this up and its got some extra [ cheers and applause jimmy easter eggs in orange jimmy got some easter eggs in there for fans. Yeah, it does definitely yeah jimmy but i was talking to you i was lucky enough to go see you at sweeney todd. I got to see it opening night. Yes, you did. Jimmy i was, of course, i was crying i was laughing because its very dramatic but i we loved hearing you laugh. Can i tell you, on the stage, we could hear you laughing and were like jimmys here. [ laughter ] jimmy was i distracting . No. It wasnt distracting. Jimmy it was so funny. We felt the love out there. And it was so, so awesome because jimmy Annaleigh AshfordAnnaleigh Ashford was incredible Gaten Matarazzo i mean, this cast is so great and there is a lot of dark humor in the show, which not a a lot of people sometimes know when they, you know, get the premise of it. Its pretty dark jimmy i thought it was well directed it was so funny. Every time, i mean, obviously, if you dont know the story, im not going to spoil it for you. But hes a barber and he kills people he dabbles. He dabbles in killing. Jimmy he dabbles in killing people and he uses the meat they serve in meat pies and sells it to everybody. Anyways this airs after dinner, right . Jimmy its very yes but when you take him upstairs to this barber chair yeah. Jimmy and you slit their throats and then you pull the lever so, the coolest jimmy and the body goes down yeah i laughed every single time. I go, thats fantastic. Except for when the judge well, youll see spoiler alert jimmy again, spoiler alert but some people die and the chair is the coolest toy. Because it is built it is a a work of art. This chair belongs in a museum one day. But it is also built like an old antique, like, winnebago like, theres a clutch theres a lever. It clanks. Its heavy jimmy do you have to, like, press the thing i have to press a thing and pull a thing at the right time jimmy then the body slides down the slide out of the off the stage. Let me tell you, they lube up the chair pretty good before the show [ laughter ] and so, the actors just go i mean they are like, wee [ laughter ] and sometimes i hear a wee on the way down yeah and sometimes the chair early on in previews, the chair kind of decided it was going to be like, not today, sweeney im not going to do this today. So, the chair, you know, for a a couple of the early performances stopped working and thats like my whole schtick in the show. If you see it, like when i finally get that chair and i get to use the lever and i get to do the thing. So, when the chair stopped working, all of a sudden, like, we had dead bodies that were, like [ laughter ] jimmy face first down the slide . Crawling down their own death hole [ laughter ] jimmy and then, also saying, wee yeah, wee jimmy yeah, you dont have to say wee. Youre not going fast. Yeah thats hilarious it happens. Jimmy did the audience go with it . Yeah, of course because they knew when we were in previews, and that some stuff was getting changed anyway but the audiences have been right there with us. And they do. They laugh when i send dead bodies shame on you [ light laughter ] jimmy no, i no theyre great. Its so good its great. No, its very funny. Jimmy when the the first song is the ballad of sweeney todd. Yes jimmy and its just powerful and loud and fun and great and the ballad of people are singing its unbelievable. And then you come out and people go nuts at the show i was at and then, i didnt get to hear your first line. I know. Its so sad. Jimmy yeah its this epic opening number the whole ensemble stands in a a line on the front and the sopranos are just singing these high ds. Its amazing i get pulled out of the grave and ive got my big first line that i think we just finished about 250 performances i dont think anybody has ever heard the first line that i have in the show jimmy ever its a good problem to have people are cheering. But you know, its sondheim. Youre not goi meana vamp music in a sondheim show youre going so sing it exactly when its written. Its just when people are clapping so, usually people hear me on the second line but not first line jimmy thats so unbelievable yes jimmy i was wondering. I mean, since youre here [ light laughter ] and we have a great audience, we dont have to we do [ cheers and applause jimmy, can i can i sing the first line as my entrance as sweeney todd jimmy can you please, for the First Time Ever . For people who maybe have been to the show and have not heard my first line of sweeney todd. Jimmy just the first line. Thats all i want to hear. Can i go center stage and sing it with the roots jimmy yes, you can oh, my gosh [ cheers ] attend the tale of sweeney todd [ cheers and applause jimmy there he is thats what im talking about [ cheers and applause absolutely josh groban, everybody oh, my gosh. Wow jimmy just amazing [ cheers and applause thank you so much thank you. Jimmy go see him in sweeney todd on broadway right now [ cheers and applause you did it i did it. Jimmy john stamos joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause when i was diagnosed with hiv, i didnt know who i would be. But here i am. Being me. 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Well our companion fare is just 99 with the Alaska Airlines visa card, so your friend can come along with you next time youre the legs we care a lot [ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest is an emmynominated actor, producer, and musician, whose highly anticipated new memoir, if you would have told me, was released today please welcome, john stamos [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy here, here thats right whoo whoo jimmy john stamos. Jimmy jimmy you are the best we have a lot to talk about. It is out. It is out today, officially. [ cheers and applause your memoir. We talked about this yes jimmy and now its finally out. We can discuss things. We can talk can talk about so many things jimmy we can talk about so first of all, happy belated birthday thank you jimmy how old . 42. Jimmy wow. Unbelievable congratulations. [ cheers and applause i turned 60 jimmy you turned 60 years old . That doesnt make sense to me. Me either [ scattered cheers ] jimmy it doesnt make sense to you, no its good jimmy i got to say, this book, by the way, congratulations on the reviews thatre coming in. Youre getting a lot of praise because youre very honest about things your sobriety, your divorce. Its gotta be pretty tough to write a memoir in some ways. I didnt i didnt i never thought id write a book it was the last thing on my mind and, you know, they just kept asking and i was a father at 55, and then, you know, bob saget died and so, i thought maybe i do have something to say. So, i started writing it, and as i was writing it, i discovered my story. I decided to write the two hardest chapters the first chapter was terrible, my lowest point where i got a dui and my five stages of grief there were like sex, drugs, alcohol and then i wrote the second hardest, which i thought was the bob saget chapter. And by then, i was my five stages of grief were health and therapy and family and it was, you know, it was tried to figure out how i got there, but it was a good journey. Jimmy Amazing Stories throughout the whole thing i mean, what a crazy career youve had i didnt think so but as soon i started writing, i was like, you know, the beach boys but i wanted to find relatable issues, you know i was bullied and thats, you know jimmy that thats the part i love that stuff. But i also love, i mean, im a a fan from General Hospital. Oh, you are jimmy oh, yeah [ cheers ] jimmy i mean, im they wanted a street urchin, you know, from new york. Ive never been to new york. I didnt know what a street urchin was jimmy wait, so the audition for General Hospital, they say it was like a street guy, blackie parrish, you know. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Yeah. And i didnt i went to the library to see what a street urchin was [ light laughter ] jimmy street urchin . But i figured, you know, i was into i love travolta like you did, right . Ah heh, heh. Jimmy eh. Oh. [ laughter ] jimmy i cant believe hes the great i can hes the whatsa matter with me . Whatsa matter with you . Jimmy whatsa matter wit you . Oh, hes the great [ light laughter ] hes the best, right . Jimmy hes the i love him. So i figured i needed a strut a walk, you know, for the blackie character. And i drove around hollywood, and i went to this one santa monica boulevard i thought, this looks like new york, right . I borrowed my moms Leather Jacket it was kind of a puffy you know, i thought it was cool, but it was like this long, puffy jacket i had feathered hair, sunin like you sunin in my hair. [ laughter ] did you put sunin . Jimmy yes, i yeah, yeah i did use because i was a beach boy jimmy sunin, why not, man . Yeah and so, i walked here i and i figured if i put [ scattered cheers ] help me cause remember when he had a [ cheers ] but i didnt i wasnt very good but, you know, like a jimmy i used to walk show me how so i was trying first i was walking like this. And i heard a lot of you got it, girl. And i was like, girl . Okay. [ laughter ] jimmy no, no travolta kind of like he was like yeah [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] jimmy yes [ cheers ] and that got you the role beg you pardon . Jimmy and that got you the role no. They said, stop moving around so much. Just say the lines. Jimmy they said stop moving. Yeah, stop moving. Jimmy yeah how do you go from General Hospital to being in the beach boys thats a good question. [ light laughter ] jimmy i mean, how do get how do you play with the beach boys they were playing in a baseball stadium in san diego. And my friend was in the band. And he said, now, when fun, fun, fun is over, get back there. And you know, and they hang out and then they go back, do an encore, then they leave. So, thats your only time to meet em. Jimmy yeah, if you want to meet them, thats what you right and so, fun, fun, fun and i said, okay. Where do i go . And i walk down to the field and i was just on General Hospital. And i heard all this screaming screaming, ahh. I go, what is that . Oh, its for me. And all these cheerleaders started chasing me around the diamond, like an idiot, im like running the bases jimmy they were running after you . Yeah and they were catching me, cause i wasnt a very good runner i had skinny legs [ laughter ] these jordache jeans, my feathered you know, i looked like i had jimmy yeah like a dead crow on my head and im running. And i look up, im on the jumbotron, and these girls are trying to catch me and i run, run, and theres backstage that i ran in, they slam the door, and these girls are screaming. Im like [ labored gasping and all the beach boys turned and looked at me like, whos that weirdo . You know then they go you know jimmy theyre like, thats yeah. And i was sweating jimmy thats john stamos from General Hospital. well, thats yeah, my friend said, thats john stamos. Mike love said, do girls scream for him a lot like that all the time . And he said, yeah. He goes, get him on stage. Jimmy is that right . [ light laughter ] yeah. And i played babara ann and that was that was it. It was beautiful jimmy i will say that theres funny, funny, funny stories in here. Theres some cool stories just for anyone thats growing up and you go, yeah, i can relate to that. But then, theres also really touching stories i want to say, the last chapter is our friend your really good friend and my good friend, too, but yours more than me. But bob saget was your brother yes that was our that was the last night that i saw him. And you never i mean, you go to dinner, it was like, you never think its gonna be the last time you see the last picture. And jimmy, he was like everything that i wanted in bob. He was calm. You know, he listened. And he was so sweet. And we were there with two girls. And we looked at each other. Like, god, what did we do to get these beautiful wives . And we were it was just such a beautiful night. And you know, youre always in a hurry in life, right you go, oh i gotta go do this gotta do that. And you know, we stayed. And when Something Like that happens, you kind of want to remember everything. What did we eat . What did we do and we ordered some cake, and we had some coffee and we stayed longer than we normally would have, you know . And so, if you have a chance, if youre with someone you love, someone you care about, stay a little longer have the cake, have some coffee it was a beautiful night and, you know, its its hard without him [ applause ] jimmy thank you for doing that, buddy. Thank you, bud thank you for coming on. Congratulations on the book. We love you, buddy john stamos [ cheers and applause if you would have told me is available everywhere right now tyla performs for us after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause stick around, everybody. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy my thanks to josh groban, john stamos, mick jagger, tyla, once again [ cheers and applause fantastic. And the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania thank you for watching stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Goodnight, everybody thank you [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight nate bargatze. Star of broadways gutenberg the musical, actor andrew rannells. Author jesmyn ward featuring the 8g band with neal daniels [ cheers and applause and now, seth me