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Sigourney weaver. Thank y [ cheers and applause steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests jacob Elordi Julius randle, comedian leslie liao and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1859 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy i love it. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause we got a great one tonight we got a great show tonight. Guys, it is fall in new york city. And temperatures this week are expected to hit 80 degrees [ scattered applause ] so, goodbye lattes, hello Pumpkin Spice slurpees yeah [ laughter ] a lot of people are talking about this, you guys mike pence is still on the campaign trail, and he recently held an event at a pizzeria in iowa, and only 13 people showed up [ audience ohs ] can we see a photo ooh, yeah. [ laughter ] its never a good sign when all of your followers can be fed by two pizzas you know [ laughter ] you know he had a bad showing when youre drowned out by the sound of someone deep frying garlic knots [ laughter ] you can tell the campaign isnt going well because pence also grabbed a job application. [ laughter ] while he was there, pence ordered his favorite pizza slice, a plain pie without sauce or cheese. [ laughter ] and pence also spoke to some supporters at an iowa drugstore. Take a look at this photo. This is real sad [ audience aws ] i mean [ laughter ] it looks like hes going after that allimportant empty chair vote [ laughter ] he was so dull that they moved him to the sleep aid aisle its so sad. I mean, look at this guy right here [ laughter ] hes sitting there like, how do i say this in the most polite way im just here for the flu shot i mean, i [ laughter ] i dont want to insult the guy. Im not here for this. I dont want to be rude. Also, can we zoom in on the guys shoes . Look at the guy next to him. Hes like, so, youre wearing the olive green shoes and black socks . Im going to do olive green socks and black shoes. So we dont match. I dont want to match. Some more political news over the weekend, nine republican congressmen announced that they are running for speaker of the house, and they all released statements saying why theyre right for the job. But a few of the candidates stood out to me. Yeah, well, first up, austin scott of georgia said, i should be the speaker because im the star of the 53yearold virgin. [ laughter and applause tom emmer of minnesota said, i should be the speaker because i always pick my tie to match my eyebrows. [ laughter ] Pete Sessions of texas said, i should be the speaker because im old ken. [ laughter and applause steve old ken . Jimmy they stood out to me steve thats what he said . Jimmy these stood out to me, these quotes yeah and then kevin hern of oklahoma said, i should be the speaker because i go to Sports Memorabilia shows and sign autographs as boomer esiason. [ laughter and applause steve wow. Jimmy thats what he said. And finally, jack bergman of michigan said, i should be the speaker because i finally escaped santas workshop. [ laughter and applause well, its been 20 days and the house is still locked in a a neverending search for a new speaker. But i think there may finally be a solution. Check this out if youre looking for a a House Speaker, then look no further. Introducing the amazon alexa House Speaker. It can vote on bills yea nay. It can heckle the president during the state of the union. Lets go brandon. And it can lose its job after just a few weeks i barely unpacked my stuff. The alexa House Speaker its time to listen to the speaker thats been listening to you since 2014. Jimmy yeah, its amazing thats cool. [ cheers and applause well, some business news, tesla just issued a recall on 55,000 vehicles over an issue with the brakes. Yeah an issue with the brakes you know, when it comes to brakes, you pretty much either have them or you dont [ laughter ] well, listen to this i heard that in turkey, uber is now offering hot air balloon rides. [ light laughter ] i think thats great because every time im in turkey, i always have a hard time hailing hot air balloons [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause i think its going to be fun its like, hey, is that i think i see you over there im the small dot on the other corner i think i some tv news, netflix just released the official trailer for their upcoming reality show, squid game the challenge. Critics are saying its just like the golden bachelor, because you spend all season hoping your favorite character doesnt die off. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] oh, come on. Hey, thats not steve hey, hey, hey, wow jimmy oh, no rose. Oh steve oh, god. Jimmy you guys see this . A wax statue of dwayne the rock johnson has gone viral because people say it doesnt look anything like him i dont know here, take a look. [ laughter ] there it is. Well, a lot of people have spoken out about it, including the rock himself he said, no matter what people say, im just flattered to be honored in this way. [ light laughter ] then he said, and not to throw shade, but ive seen other peoples statues that are way worse than mine. [ laughter ] then this wax statue of Prince William said, wert, er yer terlken abert mer . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause then this wax statue of Leonardo Dicaprio said, ner, er thernk hers terlken abert mer. [ laughter ] steve oh, my god jimmy then this statue of soccer star, cristiano ronaldo, spoke up and said, new wer, thert sern erv a berch is terlken abert mer. [ laughter and applause then this old statue of lucille ball said, werl i kner he ernt terlken abert mer. [ laughter ] then this old plaque of Elvis Presley said, dwern the rerk jernsern ernrt nerthin bert a hernderg. [ laughter ] and finally, this wax statue of pope francis said, cerlm dern, ervrywern. We er erll berterferl in gerds ers. [ cheers and applause there you go thats true. Thats nice that he said that. I aint nothing but a hound dog he aint nothing but a hound dog. Guys, this is wild last night, after landing at jfk airport, a jetblue plane tipped backward on to into a wheelie. Take a look at this thing. [ audience ohs ] the pilot was like, sit, jetblue, sit good plane. [ laughter ] on the bright side, the passengers in coach got to eat all the peanuts that rolled down from first class. [ laughter ] and finally, i read that a cat in the uk just set the Guinness World record for having the loudest purr tariq wow, i read that too, jimmy. So cool. And its the purrfect topic for my new segment, tariqs cat corner. Jimmy well, actually, tariq, i know you worked really hard, but we dont have time for cat corner tonight im sorry, dude. Tariq oh [ audience aws ] i guess ill put all my [ bleep ] away then. [ laughter ] jimmy tariq, come on dont be like that, man. Tariq its fine jimmy no, tariq, its just its just this once. Dont be like that, please tariq . Tariq . I did my best but i guess my bes wasnt good enough cause here we are back where we were before seems nothing ever changes were back t being strangers wondering if we ought to sto or head on out the doo just once can we figure out wha we keep doing wron why we never las for very long what are we doing wrong just onc can we finally make it right make the magic last for more than just one night if we could just get to it i know we could break through i just once [ cheers and applause jimmy Julius Randle, everybody, from the New York Knicks we have a great show give it up for the roots, right there. [ cheers and applause jimmy Julius Randle. Come on. Thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause the best welcome to the show, everybody what a great show we have tonight. He stars as Elvis Presley in the new movie, priscilla, which is in theaters november 3rd jacob elordi is here [ cheers and applause hes fantastic plus, he is an nba allstar and starting Power Forward for the New York Knicks. He also Just Announced an Exciting New Partnership with skechers Julius Randle is joining us. [ cheers and applause and weve got great standup from leslie liao, everybody. [ cheers and applause leslie liao, who was in montreal new faces new comedian i like her guys, if you saw me, kind of, limping on the way out here, i got in a bike crash yesterday. Steve what jimmy or an accident but im fine but it was just me no one else was involved [ laughter ] but i was riding my bike i went to a park with my daughter, and i go, lets go for a bike ride. Thatll be good. I havent ridden my bike all well, ever [ laughter ] so, i go, whatever, i can figure it out. Its easy. And so, i kind of got cocky, and i go, well, you know, maybe ill just videotape winnie, because its cute. Steve yeah jimmy i just want it for memories, just to watch her on a bike, dad and his daughter so, first of all, thats a a mistake. Steve yeah jimmy youre taking the risk steve yeah jimmy one handed steve as soon as you pull out that phone jimmy yeah so, i go, it should be good. Then i start picking up speed. This is getting nasty. And i go, normally i would use this brake because thats the back wheel steve right. Jimmy and if you do this one, youll flip steve flip off, yeah jimmy so, i go, i dont know what to do. I could toss the phone, which i should have done steve right. [ laughter ] or put it in your pocket jimmy or i could have put it in my pocket, yeah. I gotta go biking with you yeah no, i go, well, ill just do it, but softly pull the thing so, i go so, i go to do it softly im not kidding. The handlebar, the left grip handle, i dont even know what you call this thing, comes off [ light laughter ] steve in your hand jimmy spins like its made out of clay or something bends like im superman or something. Im doing the thing. I spin it i flip the bike over [ audience ohs ] and i just go, im okay, im okay. [ laughter ] winnie kept going. She didnt see dad steve yeah jimmy and she was like, what happened . And i go, oh, my gosh. Im totally beat up. Im scraped. Theres blood everywhere you know whats even sadder . Steve what jimmy so sad i thought it would be cute if i had like a little treat or something, me and winnie could go stop somewhere. I put i had two apples in a a fanny pack [ laughter ] and it was just applesauce [ laughter ] the accident, the crime scene was just applesauce everywhere steve do you have footage of it . Jimmy so, i go she goes, what happened . I go, lets check the tape i actually have it [ laughter ] its fine, but its pretty its just more sad than anything steve lucky you didnt have like swarovski crystals in your pocket jimmy no, i didnt i dont go bike riding with swarovski crystals steve you never know jimmy yeah, okay, i guess so steve now, lets see it. Jimmy anyways, here it is. Do i need volume probably not anyway can you see it so now i start picking up speed. Right around here, i go, oh, ive got to hit the brake. Whoa, whoa, whoa [ cheers and applause steve oh, my lord wow jimmy flipped. Yeah steve how much road rash did you get . Jimmy all my tattoos are gone steve are you serious . [ laughter ] jimmy anyways, im fine. Im just saying, heres the silver lining. Dont the point of the thing, dont ever videotape while youre you take that risk dont ever do that but the other point, get back on that bike steve yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy and wave all the way home you can go down, but youve got to get back up guys, its time for our latest installment of tonight show polls. Here we go tonight show polls jimmy i love i love these i love these because theyre informative, and i love polls, and i love math steve yeah jimmy and i just want to get to the know the world. Steve what people think . Jimmy yeah, americans, new yorkers, anything, i just love im interested steve wow. Jimmy so thats why we do these tonight show polls. Steve very scientific. Jimmy yeah, but theyre fun questions. Theyre very, very interesting and Everyone Wants to know about these polls. This first poll says, what is your favorite sport . Steve wow. Jimmy 40 said football. 30 said basketball. 20 said baseball. 8 said formula 1. 2 said, depends on which one taylor shows up at [ laughter and applause its their favorite sport. Steve favorite, favorite jimmy its a good sport. This next poll said, what is the best way to get out of a a Costume Party . 20 said, say youre sick. 20 said, say youre out of town 60 said, say youre dressed as the speaker of the house and just dont show up [ laughter and applause great costume. Steve great costume. Jimmy great costume. This next poll asked, what is the scariest thing ever . Baby boomers said, the cost of health care. Gen x said, serial killers millennials said, zombies. Gen z said, getting a phone call [ laughter and applause dude, im freaking out, man no. Steve its coming from inside my phone. [ light laughter ] jimmy this next poll asked, whats your favorite cheese . Steve oh, love cheese. Jimmy 25 said, cheddar. 25 said, gouda. 25 said, itz. 25 said, balls. Steve balls. [ applause ] jimmy next poll said steve does that go in a cheese sack . Jimmy why did you move in with your thats what cheese said steve yeah [ laughter ] jimmy this next poll asked, why did you move in with your partner . 10 said, its convenient. 20 said, we plan on getting married. 70 said, because netflix wont let you share passwords anymore. [ laughter and applause thats why were together. Steve true love. Jimmy this next poll asked, how do you feel right now . 20 said, eh 20 said, meh. 60 said, bleh [ laughter and applause next poll asked, what did you do all day . 20 said slay. 20 said be cray 60 said, hey, you just did that joke and it wasnt funny the first time [ laughter and applause steve what wait, what jimmy i guess, eh, meh, bleh they already heard it. Steve did a similar joke jimmy similar joke steve a rhyme joke jimmy this last one asks, what is the best part of halloween . 10 said, horror movies. 10 said, haunted houses 10 said, spooky costumes. 70 said, the fact cvs already has their christmas displays up there you go thats all the time we have for tonight show polls. Stick around well be right back with jacob elordi [ cheers and applause jimmy you do get to wear a a couple of awesome jumpsuits. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy and thats got to feel cool, right the second you zip it up, it comes up to right about here jimmy doesnt go further bang yeah, wow. You know . Jimmy yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, okay [ am pm by notd begins. ] when targets threshold decor welcomes more seasonal style for less. When rewards come with quality and coziness. And when you get low prices on the trends you love. [ am pm by notd ends. ] thats totally target. After cooking a delicious chicken cheddar broccoli recipe, you will want to delete all your delivery apps. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy our first guest is a a very talented actor, who you can see in the new movie, priscilla, which is in theaters nationwide november 3rd everyone, please welcome jacob elordi [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy nice to see you, buddy. Good to see you. Whats up, man . Jimmy you told me before the show youre very youre very, very skinny right now because youre preparing for another role yeah, yeah. Im a little bit light, so i was concerned about wearing, you know, such baggy clothes but yeah, yeah, ive lost a decent amount of weight to play a prisoner of war so im a little bit concerned because i think i look like ive seen a few photos on the internet of me jimmy no, you look good. You look good. As slenderman. And, you know. [ light laughter ] jimmy no yeah you know whats so funny everyone keeps ive been reading articles about you, and everyone keeps going, how tall are you . I know. Jimmy theyre concerned about your youre tall. How tall are you yeah. Im 65. 197 centimeters. [ cheers and applause jimmy yeah thank you jimmy 65 and was that always a thing when you were growing up everyone saying, oh, hes so tall. Yeah, yeah, i was born 65. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, wow, its amazing. Just like came jimmy just like wow, get ready like still delivering. Hes still coming out. No, no, no. Jimmy we know its a boy, but we just dont know how tall it is. [ laughter ] yeah. No, no i mean ive been this big since i was 15 or 16 and im pretty sure ive been making movies for five or six years. So, its come as a surprise to me now that yeah jimmy thats wild, yeah. But congratulations by the way youre playing youre elvis yeah, man jimmy thats so fun. Thank you [ cheers and applause thanks jimmy uh, i mean its just its kind of insane you get to do that is the pressure on you there when youre playing it i mean it wasnt it wasnt on my like list of people, you know, to play. It was definitely it was a little bit terrifying, yeah. Jimmy yeah, but growing up, were you an elvis fan or did you no, the most i knew of elvis was in lilo stitch. [ laughter ] that kind of jimmy wow. Yeah. That was my jimmy isnt that amazing yeah, which is pretty which is a lot jimmy yeah when you were auditioning did you go, i got this. Or you go like did you nail the voice . Or whatd you you know, i had sofia had sent me these signs that said elvis and i kind of just was like, theres just no chance that this is happening. So i watched this clip of him when he came back from from the army in germany and read the lines for like 15 minutes and then shot two takes and, you know, not thinking that it would go anywhere. Im pretty sure my voice was like this jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Jimmy i would have done that if i auditioned yeah, i think it was just jimmy hey, man, whats going on over here, man . [ talking over each other yeah. Jimmy jimmy, were good yeah. Jimmy dont even put yourself on tape but she she liked it you know, so jimmy i mean, sofia coppola. Yeah. Jimmy i mean, was that also intimidating too, working with having her direct you . I think it was just exciting jimmy yeah like that was just like pure bliss. That was the only reason, you know, the whole time i was trying to trying to take it like i was making blue valentine or something. Just like a straight up relationship drama without elvis and priscilla for sofia coppola. Jimmy yeah, and that was like the goal. [ light laughter ] jimmy uh we dont it focuses on the relationship between you and priscilla, but you do get to wear a couple of awesome jumpsuits. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy and thats got to feel cool, right yeah, 100 , i mean, it was as soon as you put the cause you kind of, you pull them on and you zip them from right here, which is where all his, you know, his energy was. Jimmy the chi. [ laughter ] yeah, the chi was just deeply centered and jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, i understand yeah, yeah the second you zip it up it comes up to right about here jimmy doesnt go further bang yeah, wow. You know . Jimmy okay, yeah, yeah, okay yeah, please stop doing that yeah [ laughter ] people have 3d Television Sets at home and theyre getting concerned. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy the movies getting great reviews, congratulations on that. And i i i saw that it got an eight minute standing ovation at the Venice Film Festival yeah. Jimmy congratulations. [ cheers and applause thank you thanks jimmy but heres heres my question. My question is what do you do for eight minutes when people are clapping man jimmy trust me, ill never find out [ laughter ] when people clap for you, i mean, the movie ends and then eight minutes start . Yeah. Basically the credits roll, and youre, kind of, waiting on bated breath with bated breath, you know, are they going to enjoy the film or not and then they start clapping and for the first ten, 15 seconds, you know, its its wonderful, its nice to have the praise. Jimmy of course. And then it keeps going and it keeps going and going jimmy but do you look to sofia and you go you look to sofia and shes kind of jimmy good job you know, a professional and everyone and priscillas standing there looking beautiful, you know . Jimmy yes. You know, taking in whats deserved and then i kind of looked to like the press team and theyre like, go, go so you have to walk down these steps to like get them going even more, but without jimmy without doing that without going like, get up. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah [ laughter ] you have to go and just kind of be humble. But did you see that . Yeah, youre like, well i guess were in a movie. Jimmy i dont know, if you want to. Yeah. Jimmy i mean, were here yeah, yeah, but i mean seven seven minutes is a long time. Jimmy gosh, congratulations, thats a cool moment youll never forget thank you, man, yeah. Jimmy by the way, it was great to meet your sister backstage. Yeah, shes jimmy i love that shes here thats awesome shout out, thats cool [ cheers and applause i love that you keep stay close to your family i love that. I want to show everyone a clip heres jacob elordi in priscilla. Take a look at this. Oh prints take away from your look oh, its like a forest. I like this one solids suit you better. I hate brown, it reminds me of the army black hair and more eye makeup will make your eyes stand out more mmhmm. Its 4 00, boys, we gotta go, barbecues waiting yeah, lets go. Jimmy yeah, buddy, you had it even down [ cheers and applause you had everything down to a t thank you, man. Jimmy jacob elordi, everybody. Priscilla is in theaters november 3rd more with jacob when we come back stick around, everybody. 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Hmm [ light laughter ] jimmy and you give me your answer okay, so i dont know what the questions are. Are you ready for this here we go yeah. Jimmy no, these are nice these are family friendly. Hmmm [ light laughter ] jimmy i dont even know, maybe theyre not, i dont know, i dont know all right, how bout this . First concert . Eminem. [ cheers and applause yeah jimmy thats a cool one. Yeah, 14yearsold, slept outside with my mom outside the concert. Jimmy your mom brought you to the yeah, so i could be up front and center jimmy no way yeah. Jimmy thats wild. Yeah. I wept like a baby when he left [ light laughter ] jimmy that thats a a great first concert to go to yeah, it was amazing. Jimmy first celebrity crush . [ clicking tongue brad pitt [ laughter ] jimmy you you had a a crush on brad . Yeah. Jimmy yeah, i think we all do [ light laughter ] i think in troy. Jimmy in what . In troy. Jimmy you saw him and you go, thats a movie star . Thats a beautiful man. [ laughter ] this theres no denying it. Jimmy thats so funny. First thing you do when you wake up . Coffee. Jimmy yeah make a coffee jimmy you make i just wake up and go, coffee. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah you go make a coffee how do you like your coffee . I have this thing called a red eye. Its a its a okay, so, its a its an americano with two shots of espresso in the americano. Jimmy wow. Yeah, its the real deal. Jimmy and how are you not shaking right now . [ laughter ] i didnt have one jimmy not even doing the the elvis foot shake youre not doing the yeah, exactly, that was good first thing you wanted to be when you grew up tony hawk i wanted i wanted to be a a vert a vert skateboarder. Jimmy wow. Yeah. Jimmy did you see his documentary . No. Jimmy oh, youre gonna love it is it the coolest thing ever jimmy oh, youre going to freak out. Hes the coolest guy in the world. Jimmy hes got a great story, yeah, yeah, yeah. First elvis song you ever heard . 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Please welcome Julius Randle [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy come on, bud thank you so much for being here i appreciate it. And thank you for doing just once just once jimmy at the beginning. I love that you sang, im like and you put the wig on, too. It was just the best im like you are the best, buddy. Im a team player jimmy you really are team player jimmy i love watching you on the knicks. I love seeing you, and i do a lot of new yorkers out there, we care about the knicks you care about the knicks. I dont think anyone cares more than your 6yearold son correct jimmy kyden. Correct, yes. Jimmy he really, really is passionate about the knicks, if they win or lose very very passionate hes everybody thinks, you know, playing in new york is hard and you know, you lose a couple of games and the media beats on you and all that different type of stuff try a car ride home with my son after a game [ laughter ] jimmy really yeah, he i mean, it was i think it was last year we had i think we maybe won like, eight or nine games in a a row, and jimmy let me show who yes, thats my baby jimmy this is the guy were talking about. [ audience aws ] thats my baby. Jimmy and so, youre driving home, yeah [ applause ] yes, yeah yeah driving home, and you know, we had lost the game after eight or nine in a row, and he was super upset, cause i guess he wanted a 20 game win streak, i dont know [ laughter ] and he told me i should ask for a trade after that [ laughter ] jimmy hes like, i dont know, dad. Yeah. Jimmy i dont know dad. I dont think theyre supporting you, dad. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, try a try a car ride home with my son, its tough. Jimmy i want to give everyone an idea how much your son cares about the knicks this is kyden randle after the knicks lost a preseason game, by the way this is preseason. Not the real thing. Jimmy no, take a look at this [ wailing ky, its just preseason i dont care its preseason theres still a chance. No, theres not [ cheers and applause oh. Jimmy why does he love hes so cute hes a cute kid, man hes a good kid. Yeah, hes the best hes the best. Jimmy i have a picture of you as a kid, here, wearing a kobe jersey right there. Absolutely. [ audience ohs ] jimmy and [ applause ] kinda cool, uh, you you got to play with kobe. I did i got to play with kobe. As you can see in that picture, that was that was my idol growing up jimmy and this is you and kobe this is your rookie year look at this [ audience ohs ] how [ applause ] come on. Absolutely. Jimmy i mean, come on. This kid unreal. Unreal [ applause ] who wouldve thought jimmy what was he what was he like . What was kobe you got any kobe stories what was he so, this was my first game back in the nba, back in my hometown of dallas and, you know, i get there, and im excited to go home my moms there, shes cooked jimmy yeah you got to see your friends. Excited, get to see my friends, my family jimmy hell yeah. Look, i made it, guys. Like, hey, yeah, party. Look, you guys are coming to watch me play tomorrow here, right . So, i get there and kobes like, no, no, no, no, no. Were going to the gym and were going to get a a workout in and, yeah, you can kiss and wave hi, you know, to your family later but, you know, right now, were going to get the work in. And unfortunately, after his passing, i went to the gym shortly after that i went to a gym in detroit and the guy who opened up the gym for me the night before, he was like, man, nobody ever does this. He was like, the last person who did this was kobe. Jimmy is that right . And [ audience aws ] you know what i mean so, his his spirit is strong its alive and well. Jimmy thanks for telling that i appreciate that. [ applause ] i ive gotta say, youre youre amazing to watch on the court. Youre intimidating to watch and i go to the i go to the games me, intimidating . Jimmy yeah [ laughter ] and i look i look i dont want to make eye contact with you when i go to the game , cause i dont want to throw you off, or have you go, like, dude, im get jimmy fallon out of here thats why im not doing well. No, no, no, no. Jimmy like, i dont want to say, hi, how are you . Or do anything i just want you to just play were best were best friends. We got lets come up with a a handshake. Youre good, were good. Jimmy yeah, well come up with a cool handshake . Lets do it jimmy so if i go to the game, i can just go hey, whats up . We gotta we gotta, hey, yo, whats up . And maybe do a fist jimmy yeah [ laughter ] like that . Thats the handshake. Jimmy thats the handshake thats the handshake. [ laughter ] just once. Jimmy just once . Just once jimmy just once. Thats it, thats it [ laughter ] thats the handshake we got it. [ applause ] it is a hey, its a new season you have a new sneaker partnership. Tell us about what youre doing with skechers. You go to work, you want to work with really good people and, you know, thats the biggest thing. Its an amazing shoe i was really surprised you know, i put the shoe on, i was working it out working out in the shoe in the summer, and i was like, man, this is this is the most comfortable shoe ive ever worn. So im im excited. Theyre doing great stuff. Theyre innovative theyre creative jimmy this is you destroying someone im sorry. [ laughter ] dunking over this. Theres the shoe, but but [ light laughter ] whats goin on jimmy whats going on in this guys head . Is that you is that you . Jimmy thats me when i was at the game, yeah. I meant to give you [ laughter ] what happens after you do Something Like this . Do you have to apologize to em . Uh, no jimmy you go, hey its just part of the business, man. I dont i dont know. Jimmy wow thats right you go, yeah, go to the gym [ applause ] yeah. Jimmy go to the gym, dude. Nothing personal. Nothing personal i actually i actually got you i got you somethin you know, seeing, you know, this is this is new and you like that picture. If you wear these right here, okay [ cheers ] like those [ applause ] there you go jimmy this is what im talking about. Yes if you wear those jimmy if i can wear these e youll be able to do just that jimmy i can do just that ah, thats what im talking about i promise you [ cheers and applause guys, Julius Randle, everybody [ cheers and applause the knicks kick off their season this wednesday against the Boston Celtics well be right back with more tonight show, everybody. [ cheers and applause tonight show, everybody. 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[ cheers and applause hello yes. Ooh, yes hello. Its so good to be it feels so good to be here sorry. I feel like i sound like im always flirting. [ light laughter ] sorry. Its because my voice is so deep and sensual [ light laughter ] do you hear that do you like that sorry. Sorry. I have had this voice for most of my life its been a problem. Like, i got this voice at puberty. [ light laughter ] this was me on the playground trying to make friends, okay id be like, hey, brittney, want to have a sleepover at my place tonight . [ laughter ] shes like, what the me, you, tickle fight lets go tickle fight. [ laughter ] shes like, oh, my i grew up in orange county, california so, for most of my life, i identified as a white person [ laughter ] its good to see you all [ laughter ] but i i started to speak like a white person, even though i was living my Asian American experience. Like id go up to all the skater kids after school like, sup, anyone want to cruise over to kumon . Or, look, jansen, you in whats more rad than school after school lets go, dudes. [ laughter ] this is very confusing, okay im so ashamed i cant write my own name in mandarin, but i can draw the stussy symbol with my eyes closed [ laughter ] to this day. I can do it. Okay im doing well, though im a single woman in my 30s [ cheers and applause im happy. Thank you. Thank you for the support for my time in need. Thank you. [ laughter ] but, you know, in my 20s, i used to be sad about being single it used to bum me out. You know, made me very sad and now ive grown ive matured like, my feelings have evolved like, now im angry. [ laughter ] now mamas pissed. I dont want to keep looking for this man i want to go home, okay . [ laughter ] when i find him, im going to be like a mom whose kid got lost at the grocery store. Like, where have you been get in the car [ laughter ] that was so embarrassing stop crying. [ laughter ] ill give you something to cry about. [ light laughter ] you know thats love. [ laughter ] i do like a man that cries, actually im attracted to a man whos vulnerable, someone whos comfortable sharing his emotions, the dark parts of his life thats sexy. That turns me on so, my dirty talk sounds different these days [ light laughter ] you know, back then, i wanted you to talk about me now i want to hear about you like, whisper naughty things in my ear, like, how many games did your dad miss . Ooh. Ooh. The entire season . How does that make you feel . Mm. Like, look, im not going to open up until you open up. Do you know what i mean . Wink, wink [ laughter and applause thats how it works now. [ applause ] you got it but im realistic now in my dating life. Like, i finally accepted this. Im probably not going to find my dream man, and its fine. I had way too many things on the checklist for this perfect person its not realistic, you know youve got to let things go off the checklist. Its just like house hunting [ light laughter ] youre not going to get all your musthaves in one place, right . Youve got to sacrifice something. Its either location or size [ laughter ] do you know what i mean . If its big, im going to drive far for it if its big, do you get it youve got to be realistic now, okay youre going to end up in a place with a lot of wear and tear, right . [ laughter ] and youre going to meet this house and be like, what did the previous owner do to this place . [ laughter ] what kind of damage do i got to live with . This place is a mess, okay . But its a struggle for me being a straight woman i really, i have trouble with it i rarely find a man that gets me smitten right away. Its hard to explain like, im straight, so im attracted to men, but i dont find men attractive. [ laughter and applause do you know what i mean . You seem to understand [ cheers ] yeah its, like, i want you to hold me, but do you always have to wear a hat . [ laughter ] sorry. Do you know what i mean . Youre in my eye line. Im sorry. You know i, look no offense. I dont get why im straight i dont understand it. Women are gorgeous [ cheers ] like, any woman, beautiful look beautiful. Any woman could walk by and take your breath away. But i have never seen some floating hat in a crowd and time stopped [ laughter ] i have never, never been like, oh, my, my, my. Like never like, who is that man in those costco basketball shorts yummy. [ laughter and applause okay ive said enough im leslie liao. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. [ cheers and applause jimmy fantastic. Leslie leslie liao. Verified standup is streaming november 28th on netflix. Leslie liao. Well be right back, everybody fantastic [ cheers and applause whether someone is across the neighborhood, across the street, or across the room, you have the power to make them feel right at home. Ritz. A taste of welcome. vo ultimate endless shrimp is here with a limited time flavor drop. New crispy dragon shrimp. One of seven endless choices. Right now, only at red lobster. Welcome to fun dining. [ cheers and applause jimmy my thanks to jacob elordi, Julius Randle, leslie liao, once again. [ cheers and applause well done. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy and, of course, and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania thank you for watching stay tuned for late night with seth meyers right now goodnight, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight john oliver, stars and writers of dicks the musical, Aaron Jackson and josh sharp an all new closer look, featuring the 8g band with neal daniels

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